Episode 5&6 trailer is UPhttps://youtu.be/zidpOy-Zta4?si=NdQrF7lQyuAsaTL8
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I want Robert to fuck me.
>>724907437Invisigal... we know...
>>724907437Go to bed, Invis.
>People are using the culture war slop threads instead
>>724907326The idea that it's a mystery which hero he was/ it's not a very, very short list seems like a plot conceit. For fucks sake, his press conference was less than a week before his first day.
>Salary: Under ReviewThey're not even paying him?
>>724907779He dispatches for FREE
>>724907326Oh yeah I see why malevola doesn't talk much in cutscenes now. Alanah Pearce's Voice acting fucking sucks
>>724907779They're paying him in fixing up his suit, which costs millions of dollars and at least a few levels of nearly-theoretical technology in their world.
>>724907437Every man and woman at SDN
>>724907779>>724907831theyre paying him millions of dollars in the form of fixing his suit
>>724907930nigga is fucked. Going to live in his shitty empty apartment forever
>Frozen pizza: Baked>Room: Not made>Beer: Opened>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWyJEhMHFdM : PlayingYup, time to be literally Robert
>>724907938Its overshadowed because he was ambushed and lost but Robert is really good at fighting with his suit
>>724908018GO TO WORKGO HOME
>>724908025Im excited for him to get the suit back, its actually sick
>>724907968The idea is to romance one of the girls and live together.
>>724907326
>>724908049I went to the movies after work actually
>>724908183holy fuck i love yaoi
>>724908109Romancing my sugar mommy Blonde Blazer
>>724907437Phenomaman...
Was it a mistake to make the episodes so damn short? They’re gonna have to buckle the fuck down to wrap everything up from here on
I play for she
>>724908495We’re only halfway done thoughever.
https://files.catbox.moe/p4gref.jpg
Robert should have blue eyes, or at least green.
>>724907326I'm so glad we have italian represention
Established Dispatchers that can be observed in Dispatch Threads:>invisibitch fans>brunette faker fans After someone pointed out the hand thing she does at the end of Episode 4, I am one>fujos who ship Rob^3 with whatever guy they're into>the guys who really wish Prism could be romanced>the guys who wish Malevola could be romanced but with a gag so that you don't have to hear Alanah Pearce>the BB AND VISI ARE ROOMIES postersThese are the poster types specific to Dispatch. Spoilers, the people who scream this game is / isn't woke, or people who just post stock standard porn won't count for this unless their posts are specific enough to the game to mark them as one of the above mentioned people.
>>724908495no, this is adhoc's first title and they need money so they rushed this out. it's selling well so i'd imagine dispatch 2 will happen at some point.
>>724908679Invisigal is fucking crying dude
>>724908676from the trailers you can tell eps 5 & 6 are filler>>724908183>self lubricating bussyonly person to ever be born gay
>>724908804The only way to ensure Robert IV has blue eyes is to marry Blazer.
>>724907968yet another reason BB is the only viable choice, you know she pulls at least 180k/year.
Why are they bullying us?
>>724908969Id like Malevola more if she had a different VAliterally the only one bad at her job
>>724908839don't forget >invisigal's haters cause they can't understand how hot it is to have a girl completely change who she is for you
>replay episode 4>blazer on the phone "No, i don't regret it"Brutal.
>>724909098She could’ve at least explain what the problem was first before she dropped him like a sack of shit
>>724908867Are you sure Waterboy's not topping? Look at that cake Flambae's got.
>>724909161they do, just only in the comicstldr: he only gives a shit about her superhero form
>>724908839>After someone pointed out the hand thing she does at the end of Episode 4, I am one?
>>724909161She was still looking out for him by getting him a job and sending someone to cheer him up.
>>724908969I don't care how big my fetish is for demonic looking big women, I am NOT romancing a creature voiced by Alanah Pearce.
>>724909216That art is terrible wtf. She looks light skined black in a blonde wig
>>724909354it's definitely the worst of the comics.
>>724909354yeah that one has the worst art by farshouldve let the Coupe/PunchUp artist do them all
>>724909251It's not that big of a deal, but if you go have dinner with her, watch what she does with her hands after she transforms.Also, if you don't kiss her, but have dinner with her, the kiss is way more romantic. Just really hits me in my heart and penis.
>>724909161>Literally doesn't give a crap about her as Mandy AKA as she really is>Gets depressed when she leaves himI mean
>>724909396>shouldve let the Coupe/PunchUp artist do them allYou're only saying that because its psuedo anime styled
>>724909519fucking koreans, just cause your society is shitty and sad, you don't have to make everyone just as miserable
>>724909216>tldr: he only gives a shit about her superhero formso does every other BBfag>>724909396>fake mangais the artist french?
>>724909583dispatch is pseudo anime style in general
>>724909592nope, brit-chink
why are they using old PCs though
>BB comic artistwell that explains it
>>724909473>Also, if you don't kiss her, but have dinner with her, the kiss is way more romantic. Just really hits me in my heart and penis.As in, if you don't kiss her in Ep. 1 but then do in Ep. 4?Do you got a comparison?Also, are you referencing her putting her arms under her chest?
This is Invisigal’s future
>>724908859I hope they didn't shoot themselves in the foot by killing off characters everyone likes or 'Dispatch 2: The Search for More Money' is going to be in trouble.
>>724909748Thats hilarious. She actually can't draw white pepo
>>724909904I really hope roberts story ends with this game. If they do a dispatch 2 i want a new story with a new protag
>>724907938Isn't he supposed to be a great hero whom the people loved?And certainly SDN will be expecting him to work for them once the suit is finished instead of going solo again.This plus him working as a dispatcher in the meantime certainly warrants him getting rewarded monetarily as well imo.But corpos gonna corpo and take advantage so it is kinda realistic I guess.
>no invisigal comicwoah.............
>>724909904The best they could do is make each season an anthology following a different branch of SDN
>>724909827https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hn4FqgQh2CgEssentially, if you kissed her in episode 1, she and Robert joke about how it's less of a HR violation. If you don't kiss her, Robert asks her if it was worth the wait.I'm just referencing the little hand thing she does as she's turning away to offer her hand to you as her civvie identity. It's sweet.
>>724909972tomorrow
>>724909970Why? More adventures of mecha man being both a dispatcher and hero with his mech fixed would be fun. You want to ditch him and the villain crew that fast?
>>724909689unexpected. still, close enough>>724909829most dialogue suggest Robert has adopted an anti-natalist posture after seeing what happened to his dad tho
>>724909972her story is in the game, she doesn't need a comic
>>724909970>>724909987Yeah that's fine too. I just think killing anyone major would leave a bad taste.
>>724910061But he still thinks about it
>Game ends with Robert getting a family and raising the next generation of mecha manCant wait
>>724910113>Invisimechaman imagine it
>>724910143
>>724910143>Mechaman powered by the BB pendant imagine it.
>>724910198why would it work on a machine
>>724910041I just think sequels to games like this always suffer because they have to account for all the stupid choices and its never as fleshed out as the originals.It always ends up like Life is Strange where they are like "uhh they broke up btwn games"
>>724908679We're in hell for this, anon...
whoever you fired should come back as a villain during gameplay section
>>724908839WHY CAN'T I HAVE MY BLACK QUEEN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>724910331boy do I have news for you
>>724910331Coupe literally did already
>>724910238if the astral pulse works, why not a magic pendant?
>>724910352Her looks? Amazing. No notes. I'd fuck her in a heartbeat.Her attitude? Fuck off. I don't need a hood rat on my dick, giving me whatever the fuck sort of super-AIDS she's got down there.
>>724910331funny how I didn't even know it was him until I saw anon pointing it out in another thread yesterday
>>724908679Oooh, that boy dick look big. How long he had? 7 inches?
>>724910909https://files.catbox.moe/zgn0ik.jpgRobert has that scrawny hung white guy build
>>724909583The Waterboy one isn't bad. It's very webcomic in artsyle, but it conveys what's happening well without looking like shit like the Sonar and Malevola one. Coupe and Punch Up's is the best because even if it's B&W, it conveys the feeling the best.
>>724910998Do you think he spins his dick around like a helicopter blade when nobody's looking
>>724907779They are going to fix his robot, it will take like 100 years of waging to pay back the debt
>>724910778I had literally no idea that Waterboy was Joel Haver (the retroscope guy) until I saw the cast interview. Now that I know, I can hear it, but prior to that I completely missed it.
>>724910998Her body doesnt look like this.Shes shaped like Tracer
Do you think she likes it in the fartbox?
>>724911448she'll learn to
>>724910998Not canon. She ain't a coomer
>>724911448I do
>>724911448what is a 'fartbox'?
>I want you to feel
>>724911690anal
>>724911547>she ain’t a coomerDid we play the same game?
>>724911448she better get used to it if she wants to be forgiven for what she did
>>724911715>And if you knew the truth>Would you always be there?
>>724911448Not only does she like anal, she probably does anal on the first date.Inivisigal reserves vaginal for a few months into dating, perhaps even half a year in. She hasn't had a boyfriend reach that point yet.
Prism
>>724912206shes taken
>>724912206if her voice didn't make her sound like a 400 pound sheboon and if her writing wasn't completely terrible I might like her
>>724912270This would be cute. I'd love for this to be a build-up of their relationship. But we all know she's not going to do that, because the writers are going to pair her with Malevola or something.
>>724912270Kino pairing
>>724908969I want LESS of this bitch. When are we getting another round of firings? This bitch needs to join batfag on the unemployment line
Are we ready for Roberto to get /fit/ again?
>>724912452Oh boy i hope the gameplay is fun and interactive and lets me time my clicks to his pull ups!
>>724912452Flambae's ready.
>>724912294>her writing wasn't completely terribleexprain prease
>>724912319should be waterboy and malevola
>>724912639I was honestly kinda dissapointed we didn't get any of those in the last 2 episodes. The hacking sections were fun enough to make up for it though
>>724912816her dialogue fucking sucks, like "you look like Mumford fucked all his sons" and shit like that (which isn't technically unique to her but it's multiplied by her horrible sheboon voice)
>>724912831Nah, Malevola's actually got a kind side to her. She's willing to play along and corrupt someone. It's not enough of a gap to circle around and make it subversively sweet. Or maybe it's because there actually are real world cases of hood bitches like Prism getting with weedy white guys in real life that I want that.really i just like tsun-tsun women and dorky but well meaning dudes to get together
>>724912831Isn't malevola gay?
>>724912948>you look like Mumford fucked all his sons
>>724912948>you look like Mumford fucked all his sons>Nicki MirageNo taste if you don't like that kind of banter, anon. She's a ghetto ass nigga which I can get being annoying, but the dialogue in that bit was great.
god this has such shitty artstyle and character design
Why the fuck is some garbage capeshit VN getting shilled this hard here fucking kill yourselves
>>724912948And they made her the charisma character...
>>724913214SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>724913217I might be able to stomach it if it's one quippy reference in a conversation, but it's "nikkiy mirage" to "Cardi C" to something about hipsters to "mumford fucked all his sons" back to back to back, it's fucking horribly grating
>>724913214punchable tummy
>>724913221how so
>>724908969she needs an actual costume
>>724913351Do you not have people who you banter with who build off a joke like that, anon? If anything, them all coming up with good and bad puns based on musicians, with Lady Haha being the weakest, is super natural sounding to me since it's a metaphorical gauntlet thrown to continue down the line instead of admitting defeat by going somewhere else.
>>724913467No I don't fucking have people who banter with me like this, if someone tried to banter with me like this I'd hit them in the head with a hammer. I am actually wondering if you're trolling as I cannot possibly comprehend how someone thinks this is good writing (this specific instance, the game has good writing elsewhere).
i'm al;ready sick of seeing these threadswe need a /vn/ visual novel board for this shit or something
>>724913351It’s funny because Robert hates black women
>>724909519>no longer breathing so her entire corpse turns invisible foreverwhat the fuck dude
>>724913585
>>724913604the only actually good VNs are Katawa Shoujo, Snoot Game and Wani. The rest would be porn discussion.
>>724913585It's a meeting between villains who don't take anything seriously, do you really think they wouldn't try to anger each other with stupid/witty remarks?
>>724913410>this is a 26yowhat hte helly
>>724913604why not just hide the threads instead of bumping them, thoughbeit?
>>724913467The problem is that it's entirely dependent on the kind of friends you have IRL. I used to have friends who would banter like this in high school, but they turned out to be pickme girls and reddit dudes.
>>724909519why is it always gooks who do super edgy fancomics
>>724913670shit is deep :V
>>724913585Maybe you should look deeper into the fact that you’d beat someone to death with a hammer for mildly annoying you
>>724913717I'm 25 and people tell me I look 20, this is because I never developed with normal experiences like a normal human does
>>724913604just use filters bro
>>724913715Reddit millennial Marvel writing is not what I want to see in any context. It's bad. I do not care about the justification.
>>724913585>No I don't fucking have people who banter with me like thissending virtual hugs
>>724913787maybe people shouldn't act like they're in a marvel movie>>724913841THIS ISN'T EDGY I AM THE NORMAL ONE HERE>>724913870THANKS
>>724912639
>>724913441Yeah, I like the devil design but feel like she should have some edgy fantasy armor. Or something with more belts. Just lean into the Karlach thing
>>724909519
>>724913585>No I don't fucking have people who banter with me like this, if someone tried to banter with me like this I'd hit them in the head with a hammer.This a lot more telling of you than it is of the writing or prism
>>724914025STOP
>>724913941>maybe people shouldn't act like they're in a marvel movieSilly anon, you can't ask how often someone jerks off in a Marvel movie
>>724913970Karlach really would be better, if she had hooves
https://youtu.be/JWViInkIAuki play for she
Imagine choosing the invisibitch whore over mandy
>>724914078Hazbin Hotel combined with a Marvel movie, even better
>>724909519I refuse
>>724914025BB DID THIS BTW
>>724914025owarida...
Koreans are based
>>724914130I don't have to imagine because I already did.
>>724913585I sometimes forget how lonely and autistic the average user of this place is
>>724913351>>724913467I don't like that those artists exist in Dispatch's world.
>>724914197Fuck BB for making me fire her
>>724909519Is Dispatch dubbed in any other languages?
We gotta pump those numbers up
>>724913970yeah, or go all the way with the magick 'homage'.
>>724914078close enoughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5N5rqF25y9I
>Hey Robbie, you're gonna forgive yourself right?>I didn't die so you could cry all day every day
>>724913770that's not edgy it's just melodramawhich they also love shoving in everywhere, to be fair
>>724914304>not firing le ebin streamer bat instead
>>724914313I think most koreans just know english, their own language is stupidly easy to learn (by design) so they just learn English too
>>724913585>if someone tried to banter with me like this I'd hit them in the head with a hammer.the hammer in question
>>724914313No, but a whole bunch of subs
>>724914571Streamer bat is a bro and she betrayed his trust by handcuffing him instead of showing boobies
>>724913670I didn't even catch that. Fuck that's depressing man
>>724909519i'm so retarded i thought this was a spoiler for the game
>>724907938You'd think with the people he saved over the years, charities would pop up almost immediately to help him repair his suit, especially since his dad died a hero.
>>724914025I keep gaslighting myself and telling me this only happens if you pick a certain routeyou and i both know this is just how the story plays for everyone
She has to hold her breath to go invisible?So shes like that dude in DBZ that stopped time?
>>724914739Its $86 just to go see a movie, no one has any money to spare in this universe
>>724914752lol this isn't Detroit Become Human
>>724914317goddamn
>>724914781yes, but also yes
>>724914802The dude bought a mess of snacks, and probably a second ticket so his date doesn't get kicked out, 86 bucks is honestly cheaper then the real world.
>>724914752Stop acting like a retarded doomer, whole game has been leaked already including all the endings. Nobody dies in any of them.
>>72491457199% of the people keeping bat are just keeping him because le penguinerino youtuber. all the comment sections imply exactly that... nobody's actually making a decision based on the 2 characters in-game.
>>724914025>invisibitch gets frigdedscore another BBchads
>>724915196I chose Sonar because he seems to actually care about this gig and reforming himself while Coupe still seems like an evil assassin.
>>724915196No his int stat is just valuable
>>724915196Yup
>>724915196I got rid of his ass because I fucking hate his transformation mechanic
>>724915281insanely off modelbut on the other hand....
>>724915281zamn invisifat
>>724915330Based and same
>>7249149732 tickets where i work is 22, 26 if it's 3d. $50 for concessions is going to get you enough food to feel like a meal, 2 large drinks, 1 large popcorn, 2 pizza's and 2 candies would be $45
>>724915281I for one am ready to see more sluts coommaxing as invisiwife and Blaze slut
>>724915196I wanted to get rid of the streamerfag voice but i like the bat
>>724915404>where i workHe lives in LA
>>724915404Yea, but are you in the greater LA area and dealing with Commiefornia prices and taxes? This is a random movie being shown at a mall theater around prime time, and it's 25 bucks a pop for tickets alone.
>>724915604if I had the choice to get rid of anyone I'd have picked the fucking demon bitchAlanah can't act for shit and she sounds like she recorded her lines over the phone again
>>724915196no i kept him because bats are my favorite animals
>>724915723Half her lines during dispatch i barely hear her. I only notice she said something when someone replies.
>>724915793>bats are my favorite animalsbased>i kept himnot based
>>724915281alright, who
>>724914752honestly might kill her for the tragickino, all the best telltale games have it/spoiler]
>>724915281She has to wear fake jeans that are actually stretchy shit because shes so fat
Ok those who have seen the spoilers for the last 4 episodes on a scale of 1-10 how much of a chad is Robert by the games end. I’m really liking his character so far.
>>724907326Not a video game.
>>724915679nta, but I wanted to see how my theater would compare.
>>724907437Waterboy...
>>724915998he rips invisigal's nose ring out and stabs blonde blazer in the eyes with it before knocking visi up with twins, i'm thinking based
>>724915908filename
>>724916123and then invisigal woke up
>>724915994>because shes so fatmmmm
>I am going to RAPE Robert Robertson!
>>724915281Invisigal after a few kids
>>724908839>the guys who really wish Prism could be romancedThere are dozens of us! Or at least two!
I'm still not buying the WEGslop.
>>724916054He got two bags of Sour Patch kids, and Milk Duds, plus maybe even a third and fourth bag in his jacket pocket visible when he squeezes past, but only one drink. Pretty sure you'd be over budget, and I'm now just realizing how much my boy fucking loves Sour Patch kids apparently.
>>724916339>buyingOf course not. Its free
Do you like Robert Robertson the Third?
>>724916417Is Robert retarded? Why didnt he sneak that shit in for cheap?
>>724916446i love him in fact i might wanna suck his cock
>>724916417>>724916054He only had to buy 1 ticket
>>724916417This is why Robert can't afford furniture.
>>724916495don't be a faggot
>>724916446I really really hate how they drew his stubble. It looks like he has scrapes on his face from a fight
>>724916446
>>724916446Yes.
>>724916417See the ones stuffed in his pocket here>>724916456That's not what a hero does>>724916498Would be really awkward if his date gets kicked out halfway through, and he can't go invisible if she ducks out and also it would be very obvious he's friends with the criminal which would be trouble
>>724916456The movie started in twenty minutes and he was trying to set a good example
Dancing with Invisi or BB next ep. Hope it's longer than this one clip we have so far.
>>724916446His face should have one or two horrid scars to match his charred body
>>724916593what's happening here
>>724916720mecha rape
>>724907326Kill yourself faggot
>>724916446i love robbie triple
>>724916417>>724916619alright I took that into account, the difference between a large and regular whatever is a buck so I just went with the combo.
Jesus. Imagine living in California.
>>724916714He was. >>724913410
>>724916835Maybe this city isnt worth saving
>>724916985you actually saved this shit? LOL
>>724913809they can always smell it within 10 or so seconds. bummer
>>724916835>25 bucks for FOUR (4) sour patch kidsthey better be sold in giant buckets because what the fuck man
>>724916835Then minus 15 for the other ticket he doesnt need and its 85
>>724916835And yet Robert could buy a Twinkie for a single dollar in the staff vending machine. SDN must be subsidizing the shit out of that so they don't to deal with hangry supers.
>>724917050We must tolerate the singular fujoshi in these threads.
>>724917240He got that dollar from Chase
>>724917368Yea, which is why we know it's a single dollar and not a 5 spot which Robert forgot to get the change for.
>>724916835what the fuck you americans pay this much for a movie?the absolute numbers for ticket prices in my country is less than yours, and thats not even accounting currency conversion which would make it even cheaper. why the fuck are they charging so much?
>>724917336
>fujoposting>figuring out movie ticket pricesStill better that waifu wars
>>724917461Americans? Aren't cinemas expensive everywhere?
>>724917461because they can, and to be fair that's one of the most expensive part of the country. it's """only""" $15 where i am in norcal
>>724917461Inflation... greed
What do Phenomaman's genitals look like? Since they aren't compatible with 'umies
>>724917461We support the arts
>>724917461There is a reason why theaters are dying.
>>724917653
>>724917653Google 'traumatic insemination'
>>724917653cuntboy
>>724917653Cloaca is the most commonly accepted theory.
>>724917707>ywn have a beetledickwhy live
>>724917653Human but 6 inchesBB is just shallow
>>724917707>>724917779I wish we had a beetle hero. That would be pretty nice.
>>724917851How would Blue Beetle fare in this world?
>>724907326>"Hey there, player! Here's Invisigirl! The physically abusive stalker who can't take responsibility for when she makes a mistake! If we throw in a dream sex scene, you'll like her! Because you have no standards!"
>>724918054Thanks bro, I'll take her
>>724907779Yeah, it's stupid. Because Blazer already knows he has no money left. So, how is going to eat and where is he going to live? That's a question for another writer to ponder over.
>>724918054Robert has way better chemistry with her than blondie
>>724918054You had me at girl
>>724912206Her injured portrait is so good.
why the fuck isnt it wednesday already
>>724918054but we do. that scene shows the players that BB is a starfish (by omission)>>724918196also this
>>724918328Just two more days.
>>724916281>Woman bloats up, doesn't get fat but gets a little chubby after several kidsPerfect.
>>724917579not that guy but a movie ticket is like 7 dollars in my country
>>724918373>>724918328I'm straight but he's way hotter with the muttons.
>>724917461Difference in earnings means that Americans can afford to pay more for discretionary stuff, and theaters are trying to cover all the upgrades they made to convince people not to just watch at home. Everyone gets a recliner chair these days, not the shitty stadium seating.
After they begin dating, do you think she’ll constantly try to jump Robert’s bones at work, but he brushes her off because hero work is too important?
>>724918541I'm not really into chops but I can see the appeal for some. I hope personally that Phenomaman will at least trim his facial hair.
TIME TO BE A HEROHUZZAH
>>724918698>honeymoon phaseShe keeps trying, and Robert gives in once or twice when there's nothing going on at the end of a shift.>afterwardsShe buckles down because she wants Robert to be proud of her for being a good hero and he rewards her appropriately at home.
>>724918819>>BB struggling with a third of the playerbaseshe's cooked lmao
>capehsitgrow the fuck up
>>724918819Is that the most recent stat? When I played last week they were more or less evenly matched.
>>724908097I want there to be a short dispatch segment near the end where mechaman is a unit and just absolutely steamrolls everything in the suit. Just to demonstrate why everyone gives this one hero so much credit in comparison to all the others.
>>724918996Pretty sure it's somewhere around there, yea. Probably tilted by all the people who bought it after seeing the wet dream on Youtube.
>>724919016I mean, suit handles the physical stats really well and Robert has shown he's good at the mental ones. Sounds about right.
>>724918336Oh, you misunderstand. I'm not a fan of Blazer either, especially since she says nothing about having a boyfriend when she gets kissed, she dumps Phenomaman because she wants to "shake things up", and sets Robert as the one to help heal Phenomaman from a break-up she caused. I'm not exactly thrilled with the options here.
>>724918750Waterboy didn't say that
So when is the last episode out
This physique makes Invisigal wet
>>724919490yeah I believe this why wouldn't it
>>724918996I just finished ep 4 and that's what it gave me
A reminder to anyone who wants to experience the full game - there are multiple save files.
>>724919490Can't say I blame her honestly
>>724914025WHAT THE FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WAKE UP INVISABITCH
>>724910187sour patch 4 life
>>724919443Not this Wednesday but next
>>724919490he looks like a really skinny ryan reynolds or something
>>724912206cut her off
>>724919443Nov 12.
>>724919490Yea? Pretty sure almost every dude would kill to be otter mode like that, I would.
>>724919490>According to Ad Hoc, this is called a dad bod
holy shit how do I fucking stop sucking at identifying called-for stats in calls
>>724920061Read nigga read!
>tfw can't theorize and speculate about the game, because the whole thing has been leaked and picked apart
>>724920152No one spoiled the tomboy sex scene, so there might be some unexpected stuff still.
>>724920061If the call has the word that even vaguely suggests any movement at all (even if it's moving furniture), mobility is requiredIf it seems like it requires strength, it needs vitality, not combat.The rest is self-explanatory.
>>724920152one of the huge downsides of releasing episodically. i'm sure they like the publicity but it's much easier for players to avoid spoilers if you just dump the whole game at once and let them marathon through it.
>>724920152All the leaks have done is made /v/ more hyped, so that’s something
>>724919207She doesn't just "want to shake things up", it's shown she wants to be Mandy, he unequivocally only wants Blonde Blazer, she wants a family, he can't have kids with her. This wasn't a spur of the moment break up because she found someone else. Robert may have been the last straw (though she was no doubt going to break up with him anyway), but Robert wasn't the whole burden. As for giving Robert the option of fixing Phenomaman, Robert's team was down a member, he was one of the options.
>>724920152at the very least not everyone knows what's been leaked, even on /v/
is BB going to get mad if you're going Visi?
Let’s see Robert Robertson’s card
>>724920152Does the story at least end up being good?
>>724920484I don't know, I've restrained myself from reading most of it, I only know about the bomb thing.
>>724920467>Do you like Telltale and movie games? Their early work was a little too Monkey Island for my tastes, but when The Walking Dead came out in 2012, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. >The whole game has a clear, crisp episodic story, and a new, well-hidden mechanic of fake choices that really gives the game a big boost. They've been compared to David Cage, but I think Telltale has a far more down to earth, restrained sensibility.>In 2014, Telltale released this, The Wolf Among Us, their most accomplished game. I think their undisputed masterpiece is “Episode 3: A Crooked Mile”. A chapter so immersive, most people probably don’t listen to the dialogue. But they should! Because it’s not just a story about fairy-tale noir and murder - it’s a subtle commentary on community policing and libertarianism.>HEY, COOP!
>>724920467
>>724920484I'm avoiding the leaks but I have complete faith if this is the TWAU/TWDS1 team
i hope we get to see the real names of the z team
>>724920601thanks for the ID loser
>>724920318Which makes no sense. How do spoilers bring further hype?
>>724920334>She doesn't just "want to shake things up", I'm not quoting that as her actual reason. I am talking about how she is explaining her break up, and then (for some bizarre reason) connecting that to firing one of the team members - an action that she apparently told everyone EXCEPT the leader when she promised in the literal last episode to respect his authority. The writing in these is SO wonky. >he can't have kids with her.You'd think that this would have come up earlier in their relationship if that was what she really wanted. If Phenomaman can't have kids (or even sex apparently because their genitals are incompatible), then why continue the relationship? And if it's because she doesn't want to move on until she met (another man), then that ALSO doesn't help her image. >As for giving Robert the option of fixing Phenomaman, Robert's team was down a member, he was one of the options.Once again, I'm pointing out the insanity of the moment that Blazer is asking Robert to give a pep-talk to her ex that he only met once after listening to him talking to a bunch of supervillains in a critical manner. How does that make any sense?
>>724920595TRY MAKING WOLF AMONG US 2 NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD
>>724920697>And if it's because she doesn't want to move on until she met (another man), then that ALSO doesn't help her image.Oh, my goodness. The progressive LA studio actually proved Mission Impossible 2 right: https://youtu.be/WZca_EmpkOE?si=t606b_eBP3EnvRVV&t=15
>>724920673The ID is literally just "boobies" backwards.It's not unique to each person if that's what you were implying.
is this shit gonna get a sandbox/endless mode after it's done?
>>724920872They've said maybe, but it's going to be difficult, because the game is not built for it. I think they're surprised at their own success.
ERRRRRMMMM HEEEELLLLOOOOOO? MY NAME IS SHROUD!!!
>>724920975...who?
>>724918328His name would be way cooler if it was Phenomenaman. Phenomaman sounds like a retard trying to say Phenomenal Man, or a italian calling his mommy.
>>724912206honestly she is probably the hottest one, it's shame about the voice
>>724921104and her skin color
>>724920278It wouldn't be a downside if they had done their shit right and not put the files for the whole game in their final release. Did they really not think people would comb through it?It's not like they can't make people download the files when the episodes release, like every other episodic release. The only thing that's different here is that the whole game is already done
>>724920872it'd be neat but feel kinda soulless without the little dialogue
>>724921001I prefer if it were hyphenated like Phenoma-Man.
>>724921104Coupe is pretty attractive and doesn't come across as a hood nigga, but I can't do Punch Up by stealing his kwaen like that.
>>724921104her being such a hoodrat fits the villain community service thing, but yeah
>>724921104Coupe is better.
>>724921181Jungle fever time
She’s got a nice back
>>724921104Nah. She can doll herself up all she wants it doesn't change her genes. No one wants to curse their kids with those traits.
Coupe is our hottest negress
>>724921609Her suit should have been white for contrast
>>724921421Worth it, she is just that hot
I really think the 'Cardi C' like would have been better as 'Cardi C minus.'And that's 100% because I didn't realize Robert gave her a lower academic letter grade until the 4th mention of it, and I would like no one else to feel as dumb I as felt when I realized it.That is all.
this game is gay i pirated it and its gayjust thought i should let you all knowle epic millennial dialogue x california, so fucking gay, you must enjoy the taste of cock to enjoy this game
>>724917653Maybe his race is like humans but with switched genitalia where women have boobs and dicks and men have vaginas. Maybe phenomaman has a vagina.
>>724921283>>724921236Coupe would be great if she still had her long hair.>>724921770Don't go there, man. It's not worth it.>>724921816Cardi Z was RIGHT THERE.
>>724922057>Cardi ZFUCK I DON'T GET THAT ONE EITHER! DAMN IT I THOUGHT I WAS SMART FOR A SECOND!
>>724922057I actually thought Lady Haha was pretty funny
Robert is NOT 26
>>724922590>Robert is an uncUncbros WON
>>724922590goodhe doesn't seem 26 in the slightest
>>724922590Are Robertbros cooked?
>>724922803this game amuses me but some of the dialogue is going to age so badly with the lingo.
>>724922590Chase is 39.He was Robert's babysitter 15 years ago, when he was 24.For Robert to need a babysitter, he was likely under 17.Meaning Robert is, at absolute most, 31.
>>724922057>Don't go there, man. It's not worth it.She's hot, that's enough, no price is too steep because I have very little to pay.
>>724922590zoom-zoomies go the fuck home with your fagboy broccoli hairrobert is OURS
>>724922590>Robert is a boomerOh nononono....
>>724923000He was still a kid it seems when he took the Mecha Man mantle. Well at least that what it looks like on this comic book cover.
>>724922590Why not state his actual age then?
>>724923192it's probably in the upcoming comic >>724923119
anybody else feel like Paul is tapping into H Jon Benjamin a little bit for his performance in this?
>>724922030Testes need to be outside of the body for thermal regulation otherwise total sperm death will occur.
>>724922853I don’t think so. Any form of oomer is stuck in culture forever
>>724923119I know the art from an outside contractor is a sketchy source, but if young Robert stood up, his head would be just about even with the bottom of that glowing M's center. That's very early teen height range for a male.If he was 12 there, he'd be 27 during the game, and if he was 13 he'd be 28.
>>724923462You'd think so, but you're very wrong. Eventually the core alphas are going to come along and think everything you do is retarded and lame.
>>724923119Why does Robert look like Rich Evans here
>>724923627Rob the birthday boy
>you bought a game and you can't even play it>the game is done, it's not even waiting for DLC>they give you a preview the day before of the game you've bought but cannot play to hype you up for your own game>because they couldn't get the TV series they originally wanted>and you'll cope, saying that it's acceptable because you can't trust yourself to talk about a game for than a week without the devs depriving you of your own gameGet these infinitely-shilled cuck threads off my board. Paid full price for a 12 hour game you're not even allowed to play lol
not reading allat but i hope your day goes better
>>724923752>Paidlol
>>724914025If it turns out she died and there's nothing I can do I'm not buying the gameI was on the fence about it but this will seal the deal
See you tomorrow
>>724907326stop shilling this weg slop just because it has a flat blonde character
>>724923752>Get these infinitely-shilled cuck threads off my board.Why don't you just delete the thread with your janitor powers
>>724924031>Girl in the OP isn't even blondeMust suck being colorblind. Sorry but well not really
>>724920484>does the story end up being good?>halfway through the game with zero conflict>only like 30 minutes of cutscene per episode>trailers for episodes 5 and 6 are just more fillerdont worry anon i'm sure episode 7 will introduce something interesting
>>724911448She likes whatever the hell Robert likes.
>>724912941I’m actually too retarded for the hacking (besides the brain dead story ones). I don’t know what neuron isn’t firing but I keep fucking up the episode 4 one and it’s too much of a pain in the ass to start the whole thing over just for that.
>>724915196I kept Sonar so me, him, Phenomaman and Royd can play commander together.
>>724924267Episode 4 one is very simple, as soon as you begin paying attention to why is the antivirus moving, and why it isn't. It took me a lot of attempts, and then I suddenly saw the light.
>>724923752>you boughtNuh uh.
>>724924267Make the ball roll, make the ball roll to the far left, stop the ball again, collect the passwords.
>>724924202Robert likes her, so maybe she will start to like herself
>>724912206The niggest of niggas. I hate her voice so much its unreal.Her ability is cool though.
>>724923535He mentioned his dad died while he was 11, the question is how long between that and him taking up the mantle
>only 8 episodesthis world is cruel
>>724916054I find this fucking hilarious. I moved out of the US this year. Haven't been to a theater in over a decade but I went to one on a date in Bangkok and it was like 15$ for the ticket, 64oz drink, huge bucket of caramel popcorn, and a hotdog.
>>724924878>thinking we wont get another seasonlol
>>724924676First you gotta rebuild the suit, so I think it'd be safe to assume it took Robert 7 years all by himself scrounging parts and prototyping until he managed to get a barely functional suit working. He'd be 33 then.
>>724924910And fall to the telltale curse of nothing matters?>Oh, the person you romanced? Yeah you’re divorced now >Oh, the person you fired? Yeah they’re just back>Oh, the person you hired? Yeah they’re gone now
>>724924878S2 where you run a team of villains.
>>724924878They had to release 1 good game to build up their credibility. Make no mistake though, it pained them to do this. They will revert back to ESG shit in the next game. I guarantee it.
>>724925141and just like with this game, I will wait after it starts to release to make sure it's not shit first before I pay money for it.
>>724925174I'm pirating all the episodes because I know for a fact the ending won't be worth it. For now I'm just playing to participate in the discussions before it inevitably goes to shit just like TWD did.
>>724925234TWD's whole first season was great though
If this game didn't have celebrities and so many cutscenes they could actually make a game where your choices mattered. Man, that would have been so much more fun.
>>724925272>Chuck's Death>Molly disappears>Everything about Ben>Choices don't actually matter, but we were naive and riding high off the ending before we knew it would lead nowhere
Stillnot buying the WEGslop.
>>724925018Nah, it's an easy setting where they can throw you at a new cast with a new protagonist and then just have some cameos.
>>724907326Why is this shit timegated?
>>724925346Ben did nothing wrong
>>724925406because they wanted to be le interactive tv show
>>724925406To mimic a television format and promote discussion. First time, anon? I remember Duck Dodgers doing that a long-ass time ago.
>>724925406It's an episodic release, the devs are ex-telltale ones. they've been doing that for well over a decade
>>724925406Because it's a hybrid between game and TV show.
>>724925406Because they wanted to hide how short the game is artificially so people wouldn't know that the game was half-assed.
>>724925406Allow the gamer dads and casuals who can only afford 2 hours a week to join in discussions without getting spoiled by people who'd play it through in a single sitting.
>>724925736>join in discussions without getting spoiledabout that...
>>724920678Spoilers confirmed there's no shitty twists and that Dispatch is unironically very straightforward.The fact people keep speculating on who Shroud is when the game literally tells you in episode 1 is proof that the gaming industry's oversaturated on plot twists and villains when a traditional story that's simple and resonates with audiences is ultimately what people actually want at the end of the day. The good guys are good guys, bad guys are bad guys, and former bad guys can be redeemed and become good guys again.
>>724925859The average person isn't hanging around places where people are discussing data mined spoilers. It was wild to me to hear normalfags talking about the game at work, never thought a VN would be so insanely popular even with streamer exposure.
>>724926049Hardly just the gaming industry. Kpop Demon Hunters was a smash hit by having a very basic classic Disney story that they simply played straight with zero unexpected twists except maybe having the balls to off the male lead in the final hour.
The funniest part about Invisibitch is that she doesn't even have the tomboy appeal. She isn't a tomboy. She likes stupid romcoms and is a scrawny dyel. Blazer has her beat on that front with actual fitness and muscle mass and actual powers. Blazer is also a better drinker and banterer and plays video games.Invisibitch really is totally worthless in every way. People just projected their fantasies on her because she wants to have sex with their self-insert. Literally no other reason.
>>724925406I like that it's timegated. Discussing and experiencing drops is fun. It's also objectively a good business strategy, going by the sales trends.
All things considered, going back to minmax the dispatch sections to get all missions done even against the scripted events is pretty fun.Having said that, no skip button is painful. Or at least make it so that it saves right when you start the section, and not make you watch the two minute cutscene beforehand every time you restart to try again.
game for faggots
Astroturfed game
>>724926240Invisigirl's wondering if he's as big down there as he was in her dreams.>>724926293You don't understand, anon. Invisigirl is literally western early Watamote Tomoko and that's fucking hot.
>>724907326INVISIGAL LIKES PEGGING
>>724926465>"Listen Robert, i want you to wear this strap-on so you can fuck me in both holes at once!"What did she mean by this?
>>724926293didn't read, still banging invisicute
Every goddamn time they make one of these shitty video game TV shows the board gets spammed with shill threads. You fuckers couldn't make it any more obvious if you tried
>>724926293I agree there should have been a scene clarifying this lol imagine if they had her sit on a swing or something and go "i'm worthless" that would really show people
I genuinely like Sonar.
>>724907779They're not paying him and the main tweest is that Blonde Blazer is funding Robert's mecha repairs all by herself
>>724920484apparently ep 5 is just more filler and everything happens in the last 3 episodes, take that as you will
>>724926514>"Listen Robert, i want you to we-[Ram dildo all the way down Invisigirl's throat and tie the strap-on around her head]Lung capacity training.
>>724924878They sold 1+ million copies in a week. They're obviously going to release more.
>Thought I'd love Blonde Blazer more as the romance option>Opinion changes as I start to get attracted to InvisigalGOD DAMN IT, MY HEART IS CONFLICTED.
>>724914025Blonde Blazer wins lol
>>724926605invisibitch's fans would be very upset if they actually played the game
>Visi can make her clothes invisible>Visi cannot make spills invisible
>>724926659Me too.If I could have picked one to cut for power, I would have cut Punch Up.If I could have picked one to cut because I hate listening to them, it'd have been Prism. Every female character except Blazer and Invisigal phones it in, it she's the most insufferable.
Sex with Prism!
>>724926854
>>724924878S2 where Robert becomes Mecha Man again and leads the actual A-team with Blonde Blazer.
>>724926716Romance both. Robert cannot be contained, and neither can you!Apparently you can actually do this, but if I were a bettin' man, I'd bet this backfires and kill them both or some awful shit. Dare you risk it?
I kept Sonar and recruited Waterboy
>>724926862Why would he still be a dispatcher if he has the Mecha Man suit?
I kept Coupe and recruited Waterboy
heh
>>724926862>Build your team of Z listers you bring with you into the big leagues, depending on who you still have alive after Season 1.I'd be diggidy down.Invisigal and Golem are my ride or die homies.
>>724926873i better not have fucked up by kissing blazer in episode 1 on my invisigirl route.... ive been pretty professional after that, just going "okay you said no, so im not gonna try."
>>724926947I threw a chair at Golem and made him feel bad.
>>724926985Golem actually prefers the chair, he later realises the pun and goes "that was funny."Supposedly, he acts up during the second shift if you kick him out like a child
>>724908582I just can't love a woman with a septum piercing.
>>724926970You may have fucked up, actually.If you don't kiss her at the start, if you date her and kiss her later, she's way, way more into it. "Worth the wait?" "Hm... Yeah~"
>>724927214eh, i personally prefer invisigal, her personality is more fun and cute imo. Its why i ditched BB in that first playthrough after finding out invisigal is an option (well that and the whole "this is my boyfriend issue".)
>>724926947Look at how much fun they're having.
>>724927214Don't lie, she says maybe. She teases you.
>>724927319Isn't he made out of mud? I don't want to sit on mud.
>>724927356She's probably balancing one the metal framing?
>>724927356he is made of inorganic matieral and can atleast somewhat shapeshift. Its probably closer to sitting on solid earth unless he makes himself muddy. Tho even then, it would probably be really dry mud, more like clay.
>>724916446I hate that he has freckles, remove that shit.
>>724927356just stick a chair on top
>>724926794The only thing we've seen on her that she couldn't make invisible so far was someone else's blood, and I guess your shirt that landed on her while she was already invisible but that doesn't really count.
>>724927319You just know.
Why is Invisigal's skin brown?
>>724927347It's been a while since I saw it. I didn't remember what she said, but she does go way deeper into the kiss.
>>724927580Who the fuck knows? She's some flavor of Asian. She could be Polynesian for all we know.
>>724926716>nearly cheats on her boyfriend with you the first time she meets you>hopping back on the cock carousel a few days after breaking up with Phenomaman >is not even a real amazonian blondeShe’s getting trashier as a romance with every new episode
Anyone got the collage of perfect dispatch results? I wanna compare to what I got.
Can I just tell Mandy to keep the necklace on at all times?She shouldn't even be offended at that. If I had a necklace that made me four inches taller and also buffer I'd wear it 100% of the time too. Even if it didn't also give me superpowers.
>>724927319the other synergies I understand but there is genuinely no practical reason for this combo. Makes me wonder if it's just to avoid shipping drama
>>724927656>introduced to Invisigal spying on you changing, proving she cannot be trusted>constantly undermines you, even when her life is on the line>lashes out when called out for her recklessness>has a random dream about getting plowed>suddenly wants to jump your dickIf red flag was a fucking person...
I don't get why people are assuming Blazer and Superomni never fucked. Sure his dick doesn't work but he knows what kissing is and is shocked enough when he learns Bobby Triple kissed his gf. He also knows what genitals and sexual attraction are. He has hands and a mouth.
Hello saars! I have been told here that you had the option to remove invisigal's nose piercing if you romanced her, but I haven't got that option after finishing chapter 4. Please explain. I only romanced her because I thought I would be able to remove the piercing btw.
>>724909519I'd become victor fries at the point
>>724927865People like you will take a handshake and call it ntr. You really should just kill yourself. You're never going to be normal. Your brain is just too fucked.
>>724927865He says he wants to make love to you again, and then gives you a second hug. Dude has zero concept of physical intimacy.
>>724927903I mean that they definitely did oral and digital sex.
>>724927865>I don't get why people are assuming Blazer and Superomni never fucked.He directly says so himself. >>724927881Some dataminer anon said it's possible in chapter 5. May be bullshit.
>>724927748Yeah but the «I can fix her» type girls are hotter than HR ladies
I need to learn which characters Indians and Pakistanis like so I can shitpost against fans of said characters by pointing out that Indians and Pakistanis like them.
>>724927910>Dude has zero concept of physical intimacy.I don't think that's true. He's an autistic ESL, but he certainly understands the meaning of the word "intercourse", because his immediate associations are the words "sex" and "genitals". He's not retarded.
>>724913410Now I think about it, it’s amazing that they had criminals that actually looked like criminals, rather than the Joker style villainous urban white yuppies
>>724927976Well, there is Galen, who is probably on of the two, even if he was born in florida
>>724927976just accuse anyone you disagree with of being indian, that's what i do
>>724927721Everyone needs a person to pair off with.And, honestly, most of them have similar rap sheets.>Sonar/Malevola are both forgers and extortionists with levels of robbery and violence>Punch Up/Coupe are both murderers that have lots of assault charges>Flambe/Prism have nothing in common except enough ego do drown an id and a history of assault>Invisigal is only known for theft so far and Golem just disturbs the peace and breaks shit on accidentAnd they both are relatively decent folks that ran in with the wrong crowd. Or, in Golem's case, was summoned into existence by the wrong crowd.
>>724927928>He directly says so himself.He says they never had intercourse, as in, scientific PiV sex. But obviously they had a relationship and needs. It's logical to assume 'making love' is a catchall in his mind for hugs, embracing, grinding, frottage, petting, etc. and getting off in some way. And it sorta makes sense that they're a physical match for that stuff, given their powerset and the sensitivity deadening and strength that would make any pressure play dangerous for a non-supe partner.I don't think it was a fully chaste relationship, even if genitals were incompatible
>>724913585You sound like one of the people in that room, and that's why they needed Robert to autist wrangle everyone
>>724927976there's that sikh guy with the super hearing but most indians hate sikhs for some reason
So, will invisigal die or will she survive?
>>724928146probably because sikhs are against inequality/caste systems, which really doesnt mash well with hinduism
>>724928218You decide!
>>724928015>, rather than the Joker style villainous urban white yuppies?
Why do people assume Invisigal has never had an ex just because we don't see him on screen like Blazer's? She's 200% more impulsive, wouldn't put it past her to have drunk fucked multiple dudes in her life.
>>724928141I want Blazer to bruise me and break my bed after getting too excited and profusely apologizing afterwards while applying medicine before promising to control her finishes next time>but she can take off the necklace no
>>724928423They do seem closer to classic Batman villains and shit than say, the protags for the Saints Row reboot. Except maybe Sonar and Prism but they're intentionally written to mock their archetypes.
>>724918730>>724924341
>>724928218>You see, inside this box there is a brown-skinned tomboy>In this box is also an unstable Astral Pulse that will incinerate everything when the central containment field flickers at an unknown interval>Now, from our perspective, outside the box, we have no idea if the tomboy is alive or not>Therefore she is in a superposition of breedable and deceased>And we will not know if Robert Robertson will be able to have five kids with her until we open the box>I call it Schrodinger's Cockblock
>>724928218i think at most she'll either run back to shroud or stay with you depending on your choices, but i don't think it'll be live/die. it's adhoc's first game and it's clearly very short, which means they probably released it quickly to build up some funds and already had future content in mind in case it sold well enough. killing off one of the two non-main characters who actually gets development in <10 hours of gameplay seems like a waste of writing for relatively little payoff.
>>724928457Nobody assumes that.She's the most open and honest slut in the whole game.What people want to believe is that she's never had a serious relationship before so she's a commitment virgin.
>>724928129>Sonar/MalevolaThey have an addiction support duo thing going on, Sonar is a cocaine addict that she's a Narcotics Anonymous sponsor for. I don't know about the others but they seem the most linked beyond just personality or power synergy. She gets pissed if you boot Sonar off because it probably sends him down the wagon again or some shit
>>724928624>Nobody assumes that.There's been more than a few anons that assume she's a literal sex never-haver.
>>724928653That too, but most of the pairings also have somewhat similar criminal records.Except Waterboy, who can pair up with Punch Up or Malevola. Everybody can love that little dweeb.
>>724917653tentacles like that one ao3 fic eclipsing everything in the dispatch tag there
>>724928705i seriously doubt anyone is that delusional, only intelligent people post on /v/ - Video Games
>>724928705And not a single one of them was being serious.
You can tell the people calling Invisigal BPD are bunch of unread, uneducated retards who've never seen the DSM-5 in their lives
>>724921001Doesn't roll off the tongue as comfortably.Phe-nom-ma-manPhe-nom-me-nalAs opposed to the extra syllable clashing with the more familiar word:Phe-nom-me-na-man
>>724928798She’s ADHD
>>724927656>hopping back on the cock carousel a few days after breaking up with PhenomamanYou mean literally less than a day.
>>724928613Makes sense>>724928583This gave me a chuckle>>724928324I fucking hope so
>>724928423The Joker movie. They made a reference to that one self defence train shooting, but instead had him hassled by a bunch of yuppies because they were terrified of implying minorities could be criminals.
>>724928753>>724928764Yeah it's not like there's ever been any autists here on 4chan that genuinely have purity obsessions or anything. I'm sure you're right.
>>724928705no matter what she's purer than blazersee >>724928856
>>724908467And it's also a package deal. Invizi will include herself regardless of what you choose.
>>724929465No she's not. This is fucking delusion from anons who let that sex dream scene override their brain with their dick, failing to draw an obvious link between her personality and her history.Invisigal is 100% more of a slut than Blazer, is unreliable, untrustworthy, more likely to cheat, more likely to injure you at a time where its extremely unnecessary (giwtwmfags can fuck off), more likely to get you and people around you killed, more likely to seethe at you for the most inane shit, and the most likely to be mischievous and immature and fuck over anything important you're doing. Blazer is a sane woman trapped in sane dynamics, like relationships that don't work out. She's kind but also see things in the long-term and cares about harmony. I can tell no one here has been in a real relationship if they wouldn't prefer that over Invisibitch's craziness.
>>724929679>33%you LOST BBnigger
>>724929913>majority have shit tasteWhat else is new?
>>724925050I miss my wife Robert