Let's discuss NTR's game.
>>724911897
White bull ntr is the most powerful
PC version when?
>>724911897HEAR YE HEAR YE BALANCE PATCH IS HERE
>>724912023>ALL THE BAD RNG GOT NERFED EARLYWHAT THE FUCK
>>724912023>We are getting a whole year of updates EARLY
ACCELERATION GAMEBALANCE CHANGES ARE EARLYhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/
ANONS WHAT THE FUCKhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/
>>724911998Never
>>724911897NTR you say?
Holy christ what kind of voided update is this???
>>724911897do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
>thread deleted
>>724912228>>724912178>Spot struggle>Dueling>RunwayWHAT THE FUCK
>>724912023CAREERS AREN'T PURE CANCER NOW LETS GOOOOOOVIRGO CUP WILL BE SO FUCKING GOOD
>>724912023I'm pretty sure resting could already cure skin outbreakalso what does this mean>adjusted the probability of training failure when max energy is increased
You have her ready, right?
GUTS BROS
>GREAT ESCAPE IS HERE
APOLOGIZE
Fuck jannies>>724910802 (Dead)I got this whale's sMaru with stam debuffs and dominator
>>724912178>>724912228>Spot Struggle>Runaway>RUNAWAY>>GUTS BUFF<<KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Gives you free, guaranteed GroundworkAPOLOGIZE
Has anyone drawn the female version of NTRangers yet?
>Guts meta is now
LIST OF SKILL CHANGEShttps://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/
EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG
Gold City stocks through the roof
STOP THE ACCELARATION
There's no fucking way they implemented great escape early, SUZUKA META NOW
>He trained?>Upload the balance patch
>every trainee event buffed>more event for every trainee>all cards buffed>race mechanics changed>new race mechanics introduced>skills buffed>stats buffedMY KNOWLEDGE... GONE IN MERE SECONDS...
>>724912591>introduction:My body
>Witlets are too stupid to understand the game is in completely unknown territory now
The /v/irgo /v/ictory stakes and triple cro/v/n are going to be so kino bros. Leo CM was just a spinoff. /V/MA SEASON 3 NOW
>>724912557Will never happen because female NTR antagonist are always good looking women. Devs could put brutal female NTR in pure love game and nobody complained.
GUTS CHECK
Oh my fucking god the meta is completely dead
I have a theory that cannot be disproved. Anyone who likes NTR is gay, no matter what. Let me explainSo, with regular porn, you either have two people, normally a man and a woman. You don't know anything besides this fact, and they fuck. It's simple. Now, you have NTR porn. It's like regular porn, but you know the dude is getting cucked. Why would you watch NTR porn for just a dude getting cucked? As people who claim to be straight and look at NTR, they put a lot of emphasis on having a dude be a cuck. Why is this you may ask? It's because dudes who enjoy NTR are actually wanting to be the dude. They need another dude in their life. They need to see that man fuck. They need to see themselves watching the man fuck the chick, which they wish it was them being fucked. They are wishing they can be taken, not the taked.Therefore, anyone who likes NTR is actually gay. There is no exception to this, and it is fact.NTR is for gay men.
>>724912404They fixed the bug. increasing max energy used to raise the threshold that you could fail training at. Making it bad to increase max energy
SERIRU SAMA PLEASE SHARE YOU WISDOM
>Casually destroys the meta is a single dayWhat is cygames smoking?
(((UMATUBERS))) ON SUICIDE WATCH
>ENOUGH FROM THE HORSES
>>724911897>disguising your general as a fucking NTR thread to avoid it being (justifiably) deleted and your pathetic, subhuman asses being sent to the cesspool of /vg/ where they belongRevision: Gachafags are now officially more pathetic than NTRfags. You are less than less than human.
Imagine if this dropped DURING Leo CM.
>>724912794Having a solved meta was fucking boring. Now we can experiment since all the buffs JP got through the years have been scrambled and giga accelerated
I think most of /v/ma doesn't know, the game is FUCKED now this is completely unknown waters.
>Unity cup coming out mid cup: damn everyone's gonna have to learn a new scenario>Giant baalnceright before: EVERYONE PANIC I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY THIS GAME ANYMORE
>>724912808>>724912758If loving NTR is gay then im the gayest man alive
>Club going apeshit>I wonder whats up>
>>724912768>Brian has been sabotaging my runs this whole time
>an anon earlier today complained that global didn't get any QoL early>the entire game just changed completelyYOU HAVE DOOMED US ALL!!!!!!!!!
I-I dont know whats going on....
We get to theorycraft and run endless test rooms with my /v/ros
EVERYONE PANIC I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY THIS GAME ANYMORE IS AIR SHAKUR SUPPORT GOOD NOW
>GREAT ESCAPEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNhURHdeFDs
>>724912747I'm in decent shape. Gonna need another Pearl dupe or two with the free rolls though.
WHY IS MY CLUB IMPLODING
>>724912920Lmao no
So huh, should I level up my Haru Urara Guts card?
>>724912746>Will never happen All you have to do is pay for a commission in the Patreon. It's either you or someone else.I don't have a debit card or a credit card because I earn NEET bucks.
>>724912768what the FUCK
THANK YOU FOR SAVING THE GAME CYGAMES
Are these every single change JP got through the years? I assume we aren't getting upgraded (pink) skills yet but everything else looks insane. Are these genuinely completely uncharted waters? All these changes were implemented slowly in every other server, right?
>>724912970yesit was already a solid card, now it's god tier
I NEED TO BE GASLIGHT BY THE NEW CHANGES NOW
THIS IS ALL HIS FAULT HE SAVED GLOBAL FOR ANOTHER 5 YEARS IT WAS GOING TO EOSDAMN YOU FOREVER YOUNG!
NEVERMIND BROS I HAD ALREADY LEVELED IT UP.FORESIGHT BROS!!!
>>724913012This is more than a year's worth of updates and qol all at once, the game is completely changed now
THEY'RE FUCKING FORCING US TO REMAKE ACES DURING CM NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>still no team trials QOL
>>724912880>has a hard mode in her career>makes your career harder with her supportkino and they should have kept it
GUIDE NOW
>>724912747fuck your guts check, you either have this or you're gigabricked
I AM READY
>>724912858To be frank, I play JP and I still have no idea how to play the game.
>umatubers and guide creators right now
VIRGO YOUTUBERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>724913075>drops november 11threadlet...
/vg/ visitor here what the fuck is /v/ma doing, do you all not know???? freak the fuck out everything is over!!!!
>>724913075It occurs after CM.>CM ends on the 9th>update on the 11th
I NEED A PROFESSIONAL UMA PLAYER TO TELL ME WHAT CHANGED
>>724913107IM RETARDED AND FORGOT THE IMAGEIM TOO EXCITED
We all thought Leo would be crazy with the new scenario right before finals, but now... what the fuck is Virgo cup gonna be like now? Are we supposed to actually legit gutsmax?
>>724913128just kidding haha, cyGODS giving us an early headsup
HER meta now
>>724912794a solved game lets whales and meta fags save up instead of pulling for everythingit makes sense to shake it up
>>724912747IT'S FINALLY OUR TIME FELLOW GUTS RE-ARRANGER.
So what's the meta for Guts anyway? Should we always run a Guts card starting 11th? Are Stamina stonks crashing?
>>724912023WTF HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GAMBLE CARD EVENTS I DON'T HAVE IN MY DECK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>724913114Based. Those niggas were just regurgitating badly translated JP guidesPlay the fucking game like we do, testing and running different strats, fucking faggots. Total (((umatuber))) death
>>724913148>Support plans>Uma plans>Meta plans>Scenario plansALL OBSOLETE
thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWQjgJwM6V0
>the /v/ tazuna stakes was meant to be a meme race full of useless runners>now it will be meta hell
>>724912993>All you have to do is pay for a commissionYou still need to pick the NTRwoman to draw. Most of NTRwoman works are serious love triangle drama stories, doesn't hit the same as ugly bastards stealing your wife/girlfriend/mom/childhood friend because he somehow fucks good.
Best queen of all time
Why are horsefags like this
>>724913148>career buffed>events of the card you bought will get priority (fucking finally)>less debuffs>JP guts buff
>MLB R Riko is good now
>>724913158what's up with this card now?
>>724912023> • Adjusted Careers to mitigate the effects of bad conditions:> ◦ Increased the probability to recover more energy when Resting while afflicted with "Night Owl."> ◦ Decreased the probability of being afflicted with a bad condition from some trainee events.> ◦ Removed mood decreases when being afflicted with a bad condition from some events.> ◦ Mood decreases when unable to train as a result of the "Slacker" condition now occur randomly.> ◦ Rest and Recreation during Summer Camp now cures bad conditions.> ◦ Resting now has a chance to cure the "Night Owl" and "Skin Outbreak" conditions.> ◦ Training with Etsuko Otonashi now has a chance to cure the "Slacker" condition.> ◦ Certain Career events now cure bad conditions.every major run killer just got destroyedholy shit i love you cyGENEROUS
>RunwayW-Whats that?
FASTER!
>>724913258It always was anon
>>724913261Guaranteed Groundwork on first event
>>724911897I love NTR and Nasty!
>>724912949>>724913124What happened? Are they doing a mass purge or something?
>>724913261guaranteed groundwork
SELL ALL YOUR UMA STOCKS NOW
>>724913270https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h88nLbzaKBA
>>724913232Where There's a Will, There's a Way.
>>724913325Guts rework dropping before Virgo which means the meta is completely fucked.
>>724913258METAFAGS BTFO
>>724913232Arigatougozaimasu, Grass-sama
>RUNWAY
>>724913270https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H35qefpa5XE
This straight up changed shit forever
>>724912023Hello, is this the Guts buff patch or it's later?
>>724913336I SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT GOLD CITY AND HISHIAMA AAAAAAIIIIEEEE
ok but what does guts actually do now?
>>724912023AIEEEEECYJEWSI THOUGHT I WOULD DROP THIS SHITASS GAME FOR SURE
Man how much Guts are we even gonna want now? Are decks now gonna be 3 Speed 1 Guts 1 Wit 1 Wildcard?
>>724913427Anon its the guts patch, ult patch, support patch, career patch, its a complete overhaul of the game
>>724913114https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUzsVPct0yM>ACCELERATE
>Play the piss out of the game>Only much later do i bother getting around to watching some of the anime>Feel fucking weird hearing the same music as the game in a different context>Is the game booting up? No it's just the OP to the show>Did i clear a career? No im just watching Spe talk to Suzuka>Are they about to race? No i- oh yeah they are about to race
COUNCIL OF FIRST RATE TRAINERS I DEMAND EXPLANATIONS!!!!
>HE IS A SEIUNLET IN THE GREAT ESCAPE META
>>724913435Powers your last spurt and wins you duels
I don't know what happened, I only watch the anime. So I'm happy for you guys, or sorry that happened.
>>724913432SHE WARNED YOU
>>724913451UMAMUSUME IS GUTS GAME
/herse/ REPORTING WHATS GOING ON
Bros... I started playing in fucking August... I don't have Guts Mambo...
>base Teio is one of the best pace chasers in the game nowBUY TEIO STOCKS RIGHT NOW THEY'RE ABOUT TO SKYROCKET
I don't even know what this means, but it seems like the meta is just completely flip flopping now?Are navigation skills good now? If guts is good, how do we build decks now? Should we be using 2 guts cards to replace 2 speed cards? 2guts 2 spd 2 stam/power or 1 guts 1 wit? Whats a good guts threshold for cm races and what position benefits from guts maxxing the most?
What is great escape?
I'M GONNAI'M GONNAI'M GONNA RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNAWAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY
>>724913557Front runner that IMMIDEATELY begins his last spurt and can win by like 60 distances
>>724913512I TRIED I GOT FUCKING RICE SHOWER AND ANIME MCQUEEN INSTEAD
>>724913532The upcoming fall story event has a great free welfare Guts card.
YOU WILL NOW TRAIN GUTS AND YOU WILL LIKE IT.
Oh hey, they really did localize the ultra-frontrunner strat as Runaway. Thought they might since that's how Twin Turbo was described in Brian's story chapter, but it's nice to have an official name for it nowAnyways these changes are massive>GUTS IS A REAL STAT ALREADY>NO MORE GROUNDWORK MINES except for poor Falco since she can't use her own card>A SHITTON OF SKILL BUFFS>LATE-RACE HEALING ISN'T USELESS ANYMOREVirgo cup test rooms are gonna be a wild fuckin' ride
HABEEBING
>>724913432>Got Gold City purely because of her designI WON!
>>724913548>Spot strugglePower check to shove an uma out of the way>DuelingLast spurt 1v1>RunawaySuper saiyan front runner
>>724913435IF YOU ARE BROCKED YOU ARE UNBROCKEDD
>>724912789IF YOU'RE GAY YOU'RE GAY
>>724912023holy shit i was about to quit this is huge
>The golden age of /v/ma begins
>>724913641BIG NIGER TIME
>luckshitted seiun sky in a free roll>got falcon ssr from a ticketyep yep, those future platinums are MINE, I can't stop winning
BAD RNG IS DEAD I REPEAT BAD RNG IS DEAD NO MORE NIGHT OWL NO MORE PRACTICE POOR NO MORE CREEK NOT SHOWING UP
>>724913619Big Niger is still its most kino name
I don't know what any of this realistically means so I'm going to go grill some dindin and do a few taiki parent runs trying to get power and mile for the next cup.
Don't care. Watch this.
>Qualify for round 2>Im gonna go trade my shoes>Club is in flames
>>724913641>Last spurt 1v1HISHIAMA META IS NOW
>>724913512FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUOUT OF THE GYARUMAS YOU HAVE THE WORST NAILS
>>724912023FREE FOR ALL JP META IS OVER LET GLOBAL CHAOS REIGN READ GUIDES INVEST AND BUY GOLD TICK TOCK
>>724913258it always was. this will just make it even betteractually, is 1LB SSR riko better than MLB R riko with these changes?
>still 3 daily borrows
i-is raisu meta now...?
>>724913548No Stopping Me/Nimble Navigator is really good now
>>724913769Mackween dupe
YES BRING ME STRONGER OPPONENTS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>724913769
>>724913779hishiama bros... I never doubted it
>>724913769easy
>the time has come
>schedule?ACCELERATED>meta?DESTROYED>umatubers?IN SHAMBLES>front runners?ESCAPING>guts?HUGE>stakes?HOPEFULWELCOME TO THE NEW ERA
>>724913779>That faggot that was running Gold City, Eishin and Hishi Amazon got all his uma wives giga buffed at the same timeEXPLOOOOOOOOODE
Uh bros doesn't this imply that Champions Meet is wild waters and with how this shit works now, you basically need (or should) make a new horse
>>724912023>Game got fucking fixed and the meta is gone for good
*saves the game*
>>724913769you're getting RICED little pup
>>724913619If you kill all your stamina with Runaway or Fugitive or whatever its called, but have super high guts, will your high minimum running speed make zero stamina less of a problem
trainersstart buying gold and platinumSELLSELLSELLSELL EVERYTHING
>>724913912Patch comes out on november 11th
>>724913927Should've posted Virgo Cup
>/h/ taken over by NTR>/b/ and /gif/ taken over by cuckolding >/pol/ and /int/ obsessed with BBC all day>now we have multiple NTR threads a day on /v/It's fucking over for 4chan
>>724913912It's after champions meeting, after leo it's LITERALLY a new game
>>724913912>724913912It means that all CM starting with Virgo are uncharted territory.
>>724913912Leo CM will remain the same as it currently is, Unity Cup additions included.Virgo CM (like 2 weeks after the balance patch) is uncharted territory.
IS THIS GOOD
Guts?
>>724913927Incorrect! It's Virgo cup that will save us. The patch doesn't drop until after Leo ends
>>724913954>>724913975>>724913979Thanks, sorry I missed that. Yeah I should've know that would be too fucking wild to randomly shadowdrop something like that in the middle of a meet. I really do wish that they can at least rush an automatic button for the team trials
>>724913837>>724913850>>724913858>>724913932YOU'VE BEEN HIT BYYOU'VE BEEN STRUCK BY
>>724913912Chame ends before the balance changesBut holy shit imagine the fucking clusterfuck it would have been if you had to redo your aces for Unity Cup and then redo them again for the balance changes
>Game is unironically fixed nowDoomposter status?
>This whole thread
>>724913427this is a fuckton of 1 and 1.5 anni buff patches rolled into one, anon. the meta has completely changed. it's no longer 1:1 with JP
>>724914013What? It dropped today
>>724913973I dont browse any of those boards brother
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET GOLD CITY?
ALL CLUBS REPORT IN
>>724914004it's umazing
Guts status?
>stumbled upon those threads couple of days ago>this update then dropsi might actually start playing gachashit if the bad rng is actually gone gone
>no more copying JP meta>no more running against the same uma every single race>experimenting is worth it now>personal experience and knowledge will be rewarded more than anything >theorycrafting itt will be pure and absolute kino>careers won't be so much cancer anymoreAs a certified /v/ma top guy, I cannot put into words how happy that announcement made me, the game is 10x better now
>Gold citylets
>/v/ is currently being invaded by /vg/ fagsWhat the fuck!
>no Suzuka>no Smaru>no Falconis oonige possible with Bakushin?
>>724914023>would be too fucking wildThey're randomly dropping Unity in the middle of Leo CM, so if they don't lock Unity horses out of participation you'll have to quickly make new aces
>>724913538>BUY TEIO STOCKS RIGHT NOW THEY'RE ABOUT TO SKYROCKETTAZUNA PLEASE JUST A FEW MORE STAR PIECESAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>724914110this is still horse racing bwo it's all rng
>>724913313>>724913331All my groundwork parent farming for nothing...
Reminder to NOT upgrade Kitasan beyond 2LB now, you want her to sit in guts! It's good for you!!
you can only reply to this post if /youruma/ got buffedfor me it's brian
>>724914119YOU AND ME BRO
>>724914057>>724913923So when global is only half a year old we got 1 and a half years of QoL already? Or if it doesnt even map with JP's progress we're on our own now figuring out where the meta will be?
>CTRL+F in balance notes>Doto>0 resultsDoto bros, they forgot about us ...
>>>>>>>>THE GROUNDWORK MINE IS DEAD
>>724914095THE CLUB CHAT FUCKING EXPLODED
>>724913041https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwG6g5boyF4
reminder that this is still ROUND 1you faggots keep making claims about the meta when you're only facing off against plumbers and accountants so farat least wait for round 2 before you say shit
it is a time of celebration!postTHE LOATHSOME BUTT PICKER
>>724914178CONDORBROS...
>>724913206The real uma "gu ritual" begins now.....
>>724914024Nice.
>>724914195>we're on our own now figuring out where the meta will beit's this. that's a good thing btw, game was getting dry as hell just watching whales copy what JP vets told them to do. now we get theorycrafting kino
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
>>724914163It still matters for exactly one uma.
>>724914178>CurrenI never doubted her
>>724914253You mean THE FEARSOME CHEEK PUNISHER?
>>724914253
>already have Gold City at 4 starsYES, I AM READY
>>724913041Tell me about Ebayan. Why does he wear the mask.
Suzuka status? How many stars you got?
>>724914202She gets buffed 2nd anniversary. She already has increased guts growth, she would be too powerful if she was buffed further this early.
>UMA BUFFS
>>724914272>can't use guaranteed groundwork card on herself
THE SAVIOR
>>724914095I think the club chat went so fast the shoe requests dissapeared
>have a 4 star suzuka>have a 4 star teio>have a 4 star riceShieeet nigga, I'm going to go hard and train my girls
>Google docky and guides are FOREVER outdated
>>724914316
You don't mind us camping in guts now right trainer?
>>724914119Imo, I don't think it's going to impact the game much if these changes aren't some random stuff they decided to release for shit and gigglesIf anything, I fear it might create even more imbalance
please thank /ourhero/ Forever Young for saving both JP and Global UmaI'll start: Thank you, Forever Young.
Any chill clubs I can join?
>>724911897>Let's discuss NTRCucks should stay in their lane.
LOTS OF CAREERS MEANS LOTS OF FANS
UMA IS SAVED
>>724914268very interestingso now theorycrafters are gonna lose their damn minds in test rooms people will spam career after career trying to build different things
>gutsSo she's right all along?
>>724914420Join /herse/
>>724913270Yes, yes, yesMy time has comehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvHWyJtex08onige guzzles stamina like no tomorrow, and was only dropped in MANT. Don’t know if Aoharu stamina is enough for onige to be viable
>>724914392who's going to be the first guidemaker to even attempt to make sense of all these changes for virgo cup
>>724914420/herse/, aster and hotumaglue are considered the most casual clubs so pick any of those
>Buffed>...but also indirectly nerfed, because now she's the only one who has to suffer through the Groundwork minesI'm glad I already prepared a Groundwork parent for Falco so I might still be able to use her
The worst part is that the patch notes are non specific. Having never played JP before I don't even know what "adjusted parameters" means at all. They don't even say what specifically is changing. No values no descriptions.I am feeling overwhelmed. At least it's still a week away I guess...
>Jpniggers will forever be gaslighters
>>724914392You could say all resources are now forever young
>His sign isnt virgoFufufufufufu
>>724914412They aren't random stuff at all, it's over a year of balance changes implemented all at once. This has never happened before, the meta is completely unknown once November 11th comes by, copying what JP/Gookrea did won't work anymore
>>724914178MY KING WILL WIN VIRGO
>>724914541My sign is Leo...
>>724914482>CasualNigga we got A rank. Not hyper sweaty but I was doing my 1M fans a day
>>724914541based fellow virgo bro
Wait a minute, doesn't this mean we no longer get AGEMASENED?
VINDICATED
FIRST RATE TRAINERS PLEASE SEND HELP
The team of dominance
finally made it, and with none other than the Late surger Rudolf that accidentally ran as a pacer during her whole career. Rudolf is going to be my very first time
>>724914572oh shit nvm I actually meant Horse MD
>umamusume is wit ga-ACK!
>>724914545Just do the same shit, but account for new changes, bwo>CAPTCHA: 2YG0D
So I guess the jpbro was right that half anni would literally fix the game
So with the guts rework, is this still valid?
>>724914545Well, technically it'll only be different until the first anniversary since that's when these changes were originally implemented in JPThat's still a good 4 months or so of total meta anarchy, though
All my wit.....gone
>>724914620bow down before your mcQUEEN
>>724914427i think there is a slight misunderstanding
HOLY SHIT 9 STAR GUTS PARENTS JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!!! IT'S HAPPENING!!!
>bwo
>>724914462>>724914482I am only doing 1 career per day, sometimes none at all. Are these clubs ok with this?
>>724914620>Open
>>724914673No one knows, this is literally unknown meta
100 runs per day NOW
>>724913268finally, my runs won't get raped to death by RNG anymore
what the hell is going on?
Is this thread on auto sage?
Mcqueen stocks just shriveled up
>>724914693
>>724914720Why unknown meta, isn't this what JP has right now? how is it different?
So the game is literally saved huh
s.maru pullers...did we just get rugpulled?
>>724914765
>>724914673Only Riko is valid.
>autosagedWE'RE HAVING IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS HERE JANNY
>>724914765they're giving us EVERY QoL from JP Anni in Half-Annithe entire meta is dead.
>>724914772Yes. Janny mad. As always
>>724914813EVERYONE DID
Freak the fuck out its over
>>724914772Yes, but we'll hit the bump limit faster than it sages.
>>724914843>EVERY QoLWHERE IS MY AUTO CAREER MODE CYFUCKS
>>724914765Globe got caught up JP uma in terms of QoL updates. It's basically a brand new game now. Everything before is now outdated and old
>>724914804The difference is that by the time they got these changes, they had different meta horses and cards, but retards will pretend like this is something super groundbreaking
OyNeighbros....SUZUKA WON
>>7249148042 years of patches got compressed and sent back in time to when the first expansion released.No one knows if that's ideal or not anymore. You will have to test to see if guts is legit, some guts cards are legit, other trainees are more suited to it, etc, etc.
>>724914878Let's make it count then
>>724914257>>724914119I'm ready for the next CM
>>724914629YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO MEIT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY TURN
Holy shit game is pure kino now
So....the aoharu guide is outdated huh...
>>724914921My danchou will run 30 careers a day building the perfect front runner
...and suddenly, I didn't care about Leo Cup anymore.
>GUTS +20%DOTO NUMBER 1!
GUTS CHADS
>Go get food>Log in to do a quick career>Entire meta imploded
>>724914629WTF I JUST MLB'D WIT NICE NATURE
You DO have guts cards MLB right?
>>724914898We still won't catch up until we have the roulette update, auto career, in-game CM guide, daily skip, more borrows per day etc
WIT SISTERS, EMERGENCY DISCORD MEETING NOW
This is a real life mystifying murmur, I am glue
>>724914765basically the entire meta as we know it has been thrown out the window and we're in uncharted territory. we got a bunch of QoL buffs earlygo to gametora and swap to the japanese server. pretty much everything you see, from SSR smart falcon giving guaranteed groundwork on first event to tokai teio's unique having easier conditions, is what we're getting. this shit will be so fucking good when we get it
I SHOULDN'T HAVE CLEATED A COPY OF TANNHAUSER'S CARS
>>724914959N-Nice nature wit is still good right?
>autosage Fuck you too mods.
>>724914772>>724914835It's called a bump limit, you butt hurt chumps.Usually, the bump limit is reached because of the constant shitposting that happens every minute.Don't blame the jannies! Blame yourselves!
Im so fucking happy
>>724915087See you next month when we get those too
>Couldn't get 3 wins todayAt last, some good fucking news
>Friendship harulets
>>724914673I'd probably replace a Wit card with a Guts card in Sprint/Mile and a Speed with Guts in the other 2.
I don't have that falcon ssr and I can't borrow it. FUck
>Just realized my club doesn't even knowOh boy
Exciting times /v/madacchis
This is now a good spark
>>724914813no because i was always going to pull for summer maru because i love hags and i love big tits and her bikini outfit makes me hard
>>724915250We do, but why use the dogshit club chat when the thread is right here
MY INES FUJIN STONKS ARE THROUGH THE ROOF! I'M UNBRICKED BROS!
>>724915079I have Urara and Tannhauser, which is hopefully good enoughConveniently, I also investing in levelling some of my Guts SRs just yesterday because I wanted to practice for that one '4 Guts cards' meme race an anon was organizing
Holy kino
What the fuck are these????
>>724915282You're going to focus so much on guts that stamina/power or even speed sparks are going to be a must-have
>>724915170Time to go back to your tranny shithole, gook>>724907675
>>724915321>He doesnt know
>>724915321>guts buff>guts buff>front runner style on crack
>>724915282I'm going to run stam/pwr sparks while doing a spd + guts deck
so uhhhh why exactly is guts good now?
AM I BRICKED
IT'S MY QUEENS TIME TO SHINE.
>>724915321>>724913641
This will be a difficult situation....
>>724915321>Spot struggle
>>724915408from what i understand, it basically gigaboosts your speed and shit in the last spurt
>724915170>gook archive fag crying in a corner becuase no one give him any attentionpfffffffffffffffffffffff
>>724915408it does everything
>>724915447Power now does something? Holy kino
We need ROOMS the moment maintenance ends
Whales aren't gonna like this after spending so much on WIT Nature..!
My uma portfolio is through the fucking ROOF
I JUST GOT AIR SHUKARDOES THIS PATCH HELP?
Now THIS is a good change
>>724915539Lmao no
I wonder what our first rate trainers will come up with, they've already been doing some crazy shit in the other CMs but now they an entire sandbox to play with
>>724915539LOLLMAO even
>>724915539More like Air Shuk-it-in-the-bin
>>724915539Anon...
>>724915539NO
HOW DO I RUN CAREER MODE AGAIN
DONT GASLIGHT ME TELL ME WHAT TO DO
>>724915473Please dont be mean to him, to their kind bump limit is a codeword for "start dumping porn"
>>724915539HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
Is the patch happen today or next week?
THEY SAID SHE SUCKED. THEY CALLED HER GOLD SHITTY. WELL WHO'S LAUGHING NOW!?
>>724915665Nov. 11th
wait i have to redo all my horses now?
>>724915578>R*cks just became Meteorsoh no...
>>724915641I hope you have a Silence Suzuka
>>724915464>Giant black uma likes basketball and does shoves other runners mid-racewhat did they mean by this?
>>724915678EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE
>>724915665Nov 11
>>724915641JUST FUCKING SEND IT AND THROW SHIT AT THE WALL
>>7249156651 week before we enter completely unknown waters anon
>>724915641you should run all guts cards NOW (starting 11/11)
>>724915641UMAMUSUME IS GASLIGHT GAMEYOU SHOULD RUN STAMINA DEBUFFS IN LEO CUP
this update has changed literally everything. all guides born off clairvoyant knowledge of JP are now obsoleteuma is NOT wit game
I THOGHT THE GAME WOULD EXPLODE WITH MANT
>>724915742Tazuna is no longer a liar. If you lose a race now it definitely will be a guts issue.
YES MY PASSION IS FUCKING BACK
wait so is guts good now or not
>>724915678Scarlet stocks should also be way up. Her unique skill is getting buffed and her +20% Guts will actually do something nowI think she might not be the worst front runner in the game anymore
So Power just doesn't fucking matter anymore? It's all about Speed and Guts and whatever Power you get from those + full Power parents right?
>>724915712>**** became quattro bajeena>********** became mustard>******** became everything>**** became season 2 teiokino...
>>724915742I will have to run so many careers for this
>>724915574>>724915589>>724915591>>724915595>>724915603>>724915663FUCK
>>724915846ANON GUTS META IS NOW, EVERY UMA GOT BUFFED, MANY SKILLS GOT BUFFED, IT'S LITERALLY A DIFFERENT GAME
Hi
>>724915809This pretty much confirms MANT qol changes right?
>>724915890TAKE MY ENERGY
>>724915797>All guides are now obsolete>Just take new guides and apply them to Global
RICE SHOWER STONKS RISING
>>724914482>>724914713I literally just got kicked out of /herse/, so probably not
>>724915903Honestly yes
You DID MLB your SSR Haru, right Anon?
>>724915948If you got kicked it was prob inactivity, we have room in ASTER for you bro
>>724915960I don't have her.....
>>724915960Haru makes my pp hard
>>724916035YOU SICK FUCK
>>724916035bastard!
>>724915960What else are you supposed to use friend points on? lmao
chudbros I thought nothing ever happened??? this is the biggest happening imaginable we're so fucking done...
>he doesn't have an uma with 20% growth in guts
Jesus fucking christ i dont know how to play the game now
>>724915928>yeah you're gonna want to run [JP-only uma] parents with [JP-only support] in [JP-only scenario]>get [JP-only skill] to counter [JP-only uma]'s [JP-only unique]
>>724916087I have Rice...
grass wonder.... is still a bitch
I'd say we're back, but we never went anywhereTOTAL /v/MA DOMINATION
Is she good? I don't really play this game but I like her.
MY FUARKING HEROOOOOOOO
>>724916087THE BREASTS OF THE FRANCHISE
If you don't have suzuka at least 4* what the fuck are you doing
>>724916028Anon it's free everyone has Haru
>>724916139NOW she is
>>724916139She will be really fucking good after 11/11
>>724916035>she died a virgin irl
>>724916139She's alright.
>>724916139She's good once they release her 2nd alt three years later
>gets everyone to roll for smaru>adds in bige nige afterDEVIOUSgood thing I was always planning on running smaru and suzuka forever
Is Brian good now?
>>724916128Cute strawman!
NEW QUEENS OF /v/ma
>>724916035
>>724916139Oh yeah she's also a Guts uma and her ult got buffed. Should be playable now
ITS TIME TO EVOLVE
>>724916139
>Every uma got omegabuffedOSHIBROS?
>>724916139She has increased guts growth, so GOAT once the update hits
Literally what am I supposed to do for prep now? A Mile/Power Taiki or Maru parent that has POW and Turf sparks?
I just made this Special Week due to my paid banner roll. Should I run her as a pace chaser or late surger?
>>724916239holy fuck I forgot Taishin had 20% guts growth, she fucking WON
are these good now
>Suzuka is already going to make all front runners irrelevant
>>724916210>she died a virgin irlwe don't actually know, she spent several years outside of the public eye.she might have kids, they just aren't racers.
>>724916194>>724916198Nice, maybe I should start playing this game.
>>724916227Always was
>>724916239TAISHIN NAYSAYERS??????
>>724916239Oh my fucking god taishin unleashed her potential now
>>724916190I didn't get her, I have the oldest uma account known to man
>>724912178>>724912228LMAO IT CRASHED
>>724916328Sometimes I forget how big she is and then I'll see that art or do a rare Biwa run and see her in the swimsuit.
>>724916282Those skills say Pace but that stamina says LateAlso if your ult doesn't pops she dies. Do you have enough mid race skills to pop it?
>>724916313Yes, they are GOD tier now
WAS THIS STEP 3?
>>724916328Does Biwa even wear panties? Look at the holes in her skirt!!!
>>724916398>I almost cleated my 2LB Spe cardBbbbased never cleat anything bros
GAME IS SAVED
>>724916359It's not a limited time card. It's in the friendship points shop and has been the whole time
>>724916404>(((they))) killed him before he could leak the newsholy shit
>>724916396Yes. Corner AdeptIt's On!Fast & FuriousTail Held HighOnly straightaway is a gamble
>just got rudolph to 4* today>has guts growthI won.
IS ANIME MCQUEEN NOT THE WORST RUNNER IN THE GAME NOW?
>>724915992I guess, I don't think I was massively behind thoughI already joined some random B+ club, but thanks
BUCKLE UP LADS THE META IS GONNA GET BUMPY
its the last straight, The thread is quickly approaching 500 posts but page 10 and the archive looms nearWILL SHE MAKE IT?
>>724916256If everyone is boosted, then no one is
>>724916489YES ANIME MCQUEEN IS GOOD NOW
>>724916404What the hell did he KNOW
>>724916404>organizes a coup to kill the dictator of /v/oonerzuela>creates a rebel state and takes half the population with him>fakes his death to manipulate the fates of destiny and make Sovereignty sick>this leads to forever young's historical win>infiltrates cygames servers to release years of balance changes all at onceGREAT DANCHOU... THE HERO OF UMAMUSUME
Is Suzukalet the new Seiunlet
>>724916546POG
>>724916282>DO I RUN MY UMA WITH LATE SURGER SKILLS AS A PACE CHASER HURR DURR
>>724916489Nah she's still is
>>724916527>I don't have anything else to sayUhhhhhh uhhhBUENOS DIAS MCQUEEN
>>724916490Ah I understand, some clubs can get very strict with their 3 day policies. But just know you're always welcome in /v/ clubs, it happened to me because I didn't communicate, but aster is super chill
>>724916527TAKE MY ENERGY
>>724916563I suppose big nige doesn't need A&S
>MFW SUZUKAGOD
>>724916527BAKUSHIIIIN
>>724916527I'm getting there!
>LB2 Grass WonderDid I somehow just win?
I KNEEL
Redpill me on the GUTS meta and what does GUTS do now?
>>724916631Big Nige is a permanent AS
>>724916527HARIKITTE IKOU
>>724916676LUCKGOD
>>724916239uoh
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>724916679Uma is a general but a trillion Dispatch threads don't count apparently
He bought?
>>724916632Imagine the melty of esl cuckposter yup yup
UMA MUSUME IS GUTS GAME
>>724916679We rule this site umadacchi
Oh my fucking god should I play the game again
HARIKITTE IKOUU
>>724916735WHY DID SHE TAKE THE KIDS TO BUBBLY ISLAND?
>>724916679MAKE /V/ GREAT AGAINWE'LL BRING GAME DISCUSSION BACK AND HEAL THIS BOARD!
guys there's already another Uma thread so don't make a third one, ok?
I didn't make my Leo aces yet
>>724916679The day NTR took over /v/...
I can't believe we are actually fucking back
>>7249168135 MORE UMA THREADS COMING RIGHT UP
almost there...
I GOT HISHI ON MY PAID BANNERIS SHE ANY GOOD NOW?!
>>724916818The Falco one is autosaged too
I WILL REACH YOUR HEIGHTS FIRST RATE TOREINAS
We did it!Time for the victory live!
GOAAAAL INNNN
WE DID IT REDDIT!
>>724916870YES SHE IS GOOD NOW SHE GOT MEGABUFFED
>>724916754I'm afraid the SEAmonkey has passed away after being beaten to death for attempting to steal a chicken. May he rest in piss.
>>724916870Yee anon you won bigly
Could this be thanks to FY winning?
>Autodsaged at 150>BumpKEK
I LOVE POKEMON LEGENDS ZA
>Autosaged by buttblasted janny>Still hit bump limitKek'd
>everyone gets buffed no stopping me in aoharuhory shet
>>724916949The SAVIOR of the FRANCHISE
>>724916818i literally just started making my first one, fellow based retard
A P O L O G I Z E
>>724916997me too jej, might have to use my taurus leftovers
/V/MA BOARD
>Mfw just passed the wit checkOmg this is huge
>>724916735K I N OINOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUEvJLW7XnU
It is time to plan, the pequod is getting RENOVATED
>>724916990It's funny when the janny also autosaged the Falco thread
>>724917090Who cares, we won the game is fucking fixed
