>the most popular left handed vidya character>made him right handed after 20 years because rightards brains would short circuit if swinging the wiimote made him move his left hand>kept him as right handed in botw, totk, and age of calamity despite none of them requiring motion controlsexplain why this is allowed
If it ain't right, it ain't right.
>>724922586It is a bit weird yeah
>>724922586we southpaws are the most oppressed creatures in human history
https://youtu.be/P4djGsjwMHw?t=107>custom goofy as fuck left handed animationswe will never get this back
I love left-handed characters
I unironically believe the world is the way it is because of right handed people.
>>724922586>draw a girl>call it a boy
Left-handed shotas...
>>724925265Allister my beloved sonfu <3
>>724924960name 10
>>724922586They’re simply too afraid of left handed characters. The world just ain’t ready for them yet.
>>724922586Because Aonuma forgot that Link was supposed to be left handed
>>724922586Nintendo loves to troll timeline autismos
In FF5 and FF6 you could equip weapons in the left hand slot and it would cause the sprite to swing with their left hand in battle. I thought it was cool as hell.FF4 party members had different dominant hands. Kain and Palom were left handed while Edge and Yang were ambidextrous.
>>724925996>Link>Allister>Shevafrom the threadalso>DMC Nero>Rwby Weiss>Danganronpa Gonta, Ryoma, and Angie>FF7 Sephirothdang i'm short
>>724925205As long as there's a penis to suck I'm good.
>>724922586he looks like he fucks older women
>>724927397LiS Chloe (before the other company fucked up and made her a righty, then back-pedaled and said "oh she's ambidextrous btw")
why does your dominant hand feel a certain way, I don't know what it's called but it's like this mass in my arm that doesn't exist physically, strange stuff
>>724927397>look up sepiroth>see a kingdom hearts image where hes right handed>look up gameplay >hes right handed in kingdom heartsthis is leftie erasure
>>724924960Me too!
>>724925265>>724925342I wanna see his feet
>>724927581I got bit on my right hand by a pit bull while as a courier.I tried to learn to write with my left hand for 2 weeks and it felt like my brain was going to explode.
>>724927627I could swear he was left handed in II. Surely he was just messing around in I.
>>724927704did you kill it? I hope it's dead at least
>>724927652I forgot for a sec that Spooky is a lefty.
>>724922586I'm guessing this is just a gay pedo thread but the end of left-handed Link marked the death of classic Nintendo.
>>724927405Ganondorf...
Cross-sighted people don't realize how oppressed they've been until they get to experience shooting with their dominant eye and hand.
>>724928241Sorry, forgot my offtopic image
>>724927652>>724927815>Love ghost girls>Left-handedthat's amazing.
>>724928332Sure is.
>>724922586it makes a clean timeline however>left handed link=kino>right handed link=garbagesimple as
>>724922586Based, all lefties should be cured.
>>724922586Are you jealous? Kek
>>724927743yea looks like its correct in 2
Fuck shotas. Get head from shotas. Highlight shota posters. Fuck shotas in the locker room. Full Nelson on shotas. Slamdunk your cock into shotas. Make out with a shota after school. Feel a shota's abs. Rip off a shota's underwear. 69 with a shota. Follow shota threads. ERP with shota posters. Cum inside shotas. Hang shotas in shibari bondage. Play video games with shotas after sex. Lick a shota's armpits. Launch semen into a shota's mouth. Cum on a shota's cock and balls. Fry a shota's brain with sex. Toss shota salad. Urinate into a shota's mouth (he's into it). Judo throw a shota onto a bed. Blackmail a shota into sex. Twist shota nipples. Bump shota threads. Kiss shotas. Rub cocks with a shota. Missionary with a shota. Give a shota surprise buttsex. Tongue kiss shotas. Pound a shota's prostate. Impregnate a shota. Get trapped into sex by a demon shota from hell. Dump semen on shotas. Submerge shotas into a vat of cum. Eat a shota's asshole. Tickle a shota's ballsack. Shoot cum down a shota's throat. Dissect a shota's clothes off. Dominate a shota. Slap a shota's face during sex (he's into it). Give shotas snacks after sex. Take shotas on dates to the mall and Chuck E. Cheese. Eat pizza with shotas. Make shotas tongue your anus. Fill a shota's holes. Lobotomize a shota into a sex slave. Mandatory sex training for shotas. Let shotas sit on your face. Watch cartoons with shotas. Facefuck shotas. Smack a shota's ass. Camp in the same tent with a shota. Invite a shota to play basket ball with you. Feed shotas your semen. Footjobs from shotas. Make shotas wear a collar. Give shotas a Fortnite battlepass in exchange for sex. Choke a shota during sex (he's into it). Fuck shotas like you're in Rome. Clone your favorite shota to have 2 of your favourite fuck buddy. Kiss shota cocks. Sniff a shota's farts. Take a golden shower with a shota. Lick every sweaty surface on shotas. Tongue punch a shota's fart box. Ignore "this but xyz" posters because shotas are superior.
>>724922586Why didn’t they just add the option for Link to be either left or right handed? Just flip the model it can’t be that hard or time consuming to implement.
I played TP with the wiimote on my left and thought it was fun. Didn't care that he was a righty. I don't think keeping Link left-handed would've mattered for people.
>>724927786What? No. It's a hand not a horse.
>>724930276shotas deserve to HANG... out with adult women before getting their dick sucked!
Make a pedo thread disguised as a left handed sympathizer thread
>>724922586honestly these days I don't care anymore. fuck nintendo.
>>724931490marie is the hottest girl nintendo has ever put out.
>>724922586The Wii was a mistake.
>>724934567She's got close contest with marina, but whatever makes the yebby happy
>>724924960I always thought it was neat that Kain was left-handed
worship my chin
>>724924017*Sinisters
>>724930351Nintendo hates options. Every player MUST have the same experience.
>FF Tactics>Bard class>Auto-equip puts the harp on the right hand>Means they strum with the left>Bards are canon lefties
>>724934948never played this FF. is it good?
>>724922586actual facts>he was left handed by chance, maybe they just thought it was cool or quirky, thats all>they made him right handed for no reason at all, it just made more sense with the wii mote and all>they didnt even think, for one second, about lefties>lefties had a fit because they thought they were more important than they actually are>lefties therefore invent conspiracy tier BS to cope with their irrelevancy. guaranteed they never even mentioned left handerps even once when making these games
>>724935454>was left-handed>was made right-handed in TP because of motion controls>stayed right-handed sinceThat is what OP said. There is no conspiracy described anywhere. You are gay and retarded.
>>724935676I think he was bored and wanted to shitpost
>>724935676OP, and other lefties like you literally cannot stop sperging out over this simple non-issue because you think its some massive afront to your 'people'They didnt even consider your existance. No one cares, no one cared.
Most of the sith are lefties
>>724936371Why are right handed people so mean and ugly?
if zelda was a girl
left handed handjobs...
