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Honestly, what is the appeal of a bounce house, even kids can only stand them for little bits at a time.
>>724925528me and the boys would be wrastlin in these things for hours
>>724925409It's more of a minigame collection then a sandbox
>>724925528maybe kids nowadays but balloon jumps were based back in the day
>>724925409>Journos: "9/10! NINTENDO DID IT AGAIN!!!!111!!!!'!"
>>724925528>bounce houseyou mean a jumping castle?
>BOING BOING WAHOO
>>724925528You get them for parties and school events. I never knew anyone with a bounce house just in their possession like a trampoline.
They're called moonwalks.
>>724926525Kek the tendie has spoken
YO THIS NEW SPLATOON GAME IS FIRE
>>724926710People play Splatoon solely to jerk off to the squid girls, big gorilla faggots like that aren't even close.
>>724926808>tendies are pedosYeah we know
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Tendies are the Disney """adults""" of vidya
>>724925409YO THIS NEW WORKING SIM GAME IS FIRE
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>>724926710That's the complete opposite of Splatoon. It should be paint guns.
why am i supposed to pretend that fun activities are "le bad actually" again? this just sounds like gameless thirdie seething
>>724929023Nobody said you should
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>>724929128This reads entirely as a shitpost. What the fuck does 'living room bed' mean?
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>thirdie seething because he's never had a bounce housewhat's it like being poor? I have three bounce houses and am buying another one for my group home just to make OP seethe
>bounce houseIs this a burger term? It's a bouncy castle.
>>724925409Chadyes.jpg
>>724925409damn i haven't seen a moon jump in years
>>724925409Ngl looks fun as fuck
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>trying to discourage people from playing one of the greatest games of all time>>724925409
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>>724925409Games for all ages are actually the mature choice, because you play them with your kids.True manbabies are the ones that play FPS and other violent games well into adulthood.
>>724931253>Games for all ages are actually the mature choice, because you play them with your kids.>True manbabies are the ones that play FPS and other violent games well into adulthood.The thought of tendies being around children is fucking terrifying
>>724929421>he doesn't have a living room bedwhat's it like living in the third world?
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>>724931485
I am a proud Tendie. If people try to make me feel insecure, its like water off a duck's back, like op is doing now. Its just how i am in life
>>724931538>white girl with a niggerpost nose
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>>724931686didn't say i wasn't self aware
>>724931769Kek
Honestly if I weren't literally too big for them I'd 100% go on bouncy castles to this day.
>>724931485this le trvth thoughever
aren't trampolines similar or even better than bounce castles
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>>724934730Trampolines allow you to jump higher, but a bounce house is softer and you can bounce off the walls so you can be more rough with each other without getting hurt.
