There's nothing wrong with playing as healer.
Stealth AGP thread
>>724927526>stealth
>>724927365>Upon getting a meeting, Dr. Eggman convinced Bowser to help him gas London.
gee faggot, TWO AGP healer threads?
>>724927365Playing Ana in early OW1 was some of the most fun I’ve had in an FPS. Used to hard carry with her.
>>724927526I still don't know what AGP means
>>724928087Actually Good Point
>>724928087Autistic Gay Pedophile
I wish I was Peach and could "heal" ankn with my lips
>>724928087it' what trannies are
>>724928087Anonnies Gagging Peachy!
I liked playing as an apothecary in Eternal Crusade back in the day. I'd rush in to save downed bros and bash in heretic skulls along the way.
>>724928307This actually explains it too well lmao
Say you guys become like Peach with advanced CRISPR CAS9 technology, what the fuck would you actually do with your life, outside of hooking up? How would you live daily? Would you try to find a sugar daddy? Work a dayjob? Wouldn't you get bored? What if who you're shacking up with tells you to stop playing video games all day and work out? Stay fit looking?
>>724927365true!
>>724928329Give tag!
>>724928736grab the balls, chestnut
>my reaction when i find out there are countless of anons that wants to turn into Peachand i look exactly like him (im a short guy)
having healers make out with me
>>724928979I guess I'd get married
>>724927365fucking nigger kys
>>724928979I'd take the Onlyfans pill and collect millions of dollarydoos for a couple of years, then retire early and live my life shitposting on 4chan like I'm doing right now (except I'm not retired)
>pick ana>miss every shot>report anyone who complains
>>724927365you say that until you start listening to bambi sleep
>>724928087Actually Cool Men
>>724928979become a pro findom of course
>>724929298Reasonable decision >>724929495Smart if you create a diversified stock and retirement portfolio, then ride out your life from there. That is assuming the upcoming economic crash doesn't sink the market for those not invested in tangible assets.
>>724929605There's a 4chan ad for that, she wears a pink princess dress like Peach and it's about findom specifically. It's still pretty often it pops up.
Findom is based
Not really no. I've tried playing healer though in MMOs (really only FFXIV) but I've kind of sucked at it once you get to anything challenging.I accept that it's just not for me.
>>724929660wtf really?!i have adblocker always on...>>724929736agreed!
>>724929249>im a short guyNot always great, i look like a fantasy dwarf, with the beard muscles and belly
>>724929736that's true, give me $16.23 right fucking now
>>724929926>$16.23what a specific number, what's it for anon?
>>724929926tell me how tiny and worthless my penis is first
>>724929564Games where I can do this?
>>724929564>tfw you get kicked because your subliminal audio came into the foreground and you went into trance for 10 minutes
Findom is cringe unless I'm doing it, then it's based since it buys me weed and pizza.
>>724930106real life>>724930171its a risk you have to take
>>724930202basedpost your @
>>724930202laetitia my beloved
>>724930358No I got banned last time and one of my simps paid me a bunch yesterday since I told him about a date I had for Halloween. >>724930493laetitia my beloved
>>724930202>is cringe unless I'm doing ityou can replace the word findom with so many things
>>724930505laetitia our beloved
>>724930505are you a chick or gay
>>724930505extremely basedplease keep raping beta wallets
There are people that seriously give money to men that pretend to be women who aren't interested in them?How much?
>>724930786globally?tens of millions
>>724930616Yes. >>724930660Thanks you're cute for a dummy.>>724930786About tree fiddy.I've been playing overwatch 2 again recently and I really like illari, being a third dps and telling my teammates to stand near my pylon if they want healing is fun. If I play with a dummy I'll tease them that if they get out damaged by me I'll block them but whenever it happens I let them beg a bit and say degrading things in post game chat instead.
average pm fan
>>724931034have you done irl sessions?
>>724931630Nope I don't want to, if anybody saw me with one of my dummies I'd die immediately.
>>724929605you can do this without being a woman
>>724929736it ruined my life so im inclined to disagree>>724930786no its totally all larp and nobody has ascended to wealth from just being mean to random men, this obviously doesnt happen
awful lot of off-model shit in here
>>724932003How did it ruin your life? Did you get caught by somebody you shouldn't have or are you just bad with impulse control? Do you keep doing it but without actual money like in video games, some of the guys I used to play with switched to game currencies instead of real money. I secretly think it's really hot to ruin somebody's life with it but I'd never do it probably
>>724932201>or are you just bad with impulse control?pretty much this. it feels really really good so i struggle with saving up any wortwhile amount of money. even when i go months without doing it i still feel the itch at the back of my mind and cant stop thinking about it>Do you keep doing it but without actual money like in video games, some of the guys I used to play with switched to game currencies instead of real money.this is pretty fun, grinding for hours on end for digital nothings and then losing it to someone who 100% has more gold than you. its a shame finding good ones that happen to play the right games is so rare, and i dont have much interest in them myself anymore either>I secretly think it's really hot to ruin somebody's life with it but I'd never do it probablyI think you should try it once just to see if it's for you. if you dont like it you never have to do it again, and if you do like it then... youll be happier and wealthier! you deserve that
trannies and faggots ruined the healer class image
>>724932691the healer class defined trannies not understanding this is embarrassing
>>724932362>it feels really really good so i struggle with saving up any wortwhile amount of money.You should take what you want to save and give it to somebody else, for safekeeping. Financial health is important and long term >grinding for hours on end for digital nothings and then losing it to someone who 100% has more gold than you.It's really hot seeing a dummy online and knowing he's only playing because he owes me or is grinding away just to lose it, but you're really right about the right games, everyone wants to play wow and I hate wow. >I think you should try it once just to see if it's for youMaybe if I end up finding a dummy I really don't like but just tolerate for his wallet, I don't need life ruining amounts of money and it just feels like if I keep stringing people along in the long run I'll get more. >>724932691All healers should be more like medic and the healer being the girlfriend class is the most sexist shit I hate it but it sells too well for it to ever stop since sexualizing things makes money.
>>724927365I always played medic in Killzone 2 multiplayer because I like being helpful to people.
>>724932815>You should take what you want to save and give it to somebody else, for safekeeping.A good way to show how broken I am is that my brain immediately went to someone taking "care" of my savings, but they're just taking it from themselves because they're actually a findom. It's a common roleplay in this.>It's really hot seeing a dummy online and knowing he's only playing because he owes me or is grinding away just to lose itI only ever really lost stuff I already had, I never had a longer-term thing in games where I specifically grinded for a person but I can see the appeal behind it.>Maybe if I end up finding a dummy I really don't like but just tolerate for his walletI think you might be underrating just how much ruining someone even if you like them just because your dick gets hard at it feels, just saying.>I don't need life ruining amounts of moneyThat makes it better.>and it just feels like if I keep stringing people along in the long run I'll get more. Yeah pretty much, as I just said the less you actually need it the hotter it is for the subs. And the longer you've been at it, not only do you get better at it but you're more likely to get subs that actually get infatuated with you and stay with you for longer compared to the one-and-done ones. Success in this stuff is pretty much just having been there for long enough, legacy matters a lot.I just realised you actually mean "stringing them along" as in taking less from them at once so they can keep giving you more, I'm leaving the stuff I said up because I like helping people like you get better at it.It's kind of true, long-term relationships with them can get you more, but there's also something to be said about how obsessed they can become with you if you treat them like literal trash. All in all the most important thing is learning what different subs like, which is something you'll figure out with more experience.
>>724927365>Be healer>AND highest DPS
>>724932201>probablyHOT
>>724933414>>724933149there are two kinds of subs with no inbetween
>>724933149>my brain immediately went to someone taking "care" of my savings,That's hot but I feel bad for you if you really don't want to keep going. But I also feel you do but you just aren't in the position to do so anymore. >longer-term thing in games where I specifically grindedI really like the free to play mmo stuff where you can buy premium or membership since I get to just explore and enjoy myself while whatever dummy I got to play with me grinds really hard, it's almost domestic which is really cute. Really easy to play into that and get him super motivated too. >think you might be underrating just how much... Maybe it's just a "grew up knowing how financial hardship can hit" thing really, putting somebody like, out on the street would kinda suck since they're just gone forever probably when not doing that keeps them coming back. >All in all the most important thing is learning what different subs likeWhat did you like most mister? You're kinda interesting, I think I'd like a dummy like you. >>724933414load bearing probably (probably being whether or not I like healing them in video games)
>>724930786I should have it a go. I hear I'm pretty mean.
>>724933840have you seen bitcraft? you could get a whole settlement of dummies working for you>>724933897go for it anon! post tag!
>>724933492but which is the better one?
>>724928087i think it's what we had before everyone switched to PCIe slots instead
>>724933978I did modded minecraft for a good bit with a dummy but I caught actual feelings for him so I blocked him and only play single player now
>>724928087For me it's a fetish that involves becoming a 2D/fictional scrimblo and sucking the souls of men out of their cocks via high impact sexual violence. For autistic men it's a fetish that involves chopping off their real dicks and putting on dresses.
>>724933840>That's hot but I feel bad for you if you really don't want to keep going.Why would I? There's not a single positive thing about being like this.>But I also feel you do but you just aren't in the position to do so anymore. I'm a little stupid and don't really understand what you mean by this, sorry. Are you talking about me currently being pretty broke?>it's almost domestic which is really cute. Really easy to play into that and get him super motivated too. Very good way of framing it. Most subs deep-down just want it to hurt, but turning it into a mildly comfortable "roleplay" of him providing does feel really good too.>Maybe it's just a "grew up knowing how financial hardship can hit" thing really, putting somebody like, out on the street would kinda suck since they're just gone forever probably when not doing that keeps them coming back. It's stupid that I grew up fairly poor too and still crave it so much. I should know better, but I just don't. I understand how stringing them on with smaller amounts is more fun if you genuinely enjoy them, it's just hard to ignore my own brainworms telling me that I need to feel bad if I want them to feel good.>What did you like most mister?It's really hard to say and not really something I like to go in-depth on, especially not on anon, though it's not like I find it much easier in dms. I'm just not good at talking about myself.>You're kinda interesting, I think I'd like a dummy like you. I'm really not that interesting, I just get kinda autistic talking about this stuff in detail because I feel like it's the best way to help newer doms improve at it, and I like being able to be a stepping stone for them. You'd likely just get annoyed with me, and I'm not very good at staying with one person for that long either because of some stupid insecurities.
>>724933897I just don't see how it could turn a decent profit unless you were unemployed and could spend hours and hours and hours talking shit to sad virgin cucks.
>>724934212Both of those things are really fucking autistic but yeah the first one is at least hot.
>>724934406The degree of separation is what makes it autistic, and this can apply to pretty much every fetish. That's how I view it at least.
>>724934349one of the doms i know retired at 30 because they made that much cash from it
>>724934136>I did modded minecraft for a good bit with a dummyive heard of this before and with how grindy and long-term it can get it seems pretty appealing>but I caught actual feelings for him so I blocked him cutecutedoms being just as bad as the sub is adorable and makes it feel so human
>>724934349its kinda something you start doing when youre a neet/student with too much free time to handle, and over time it transitions to you being so good at it that it can become a real professionvery few of the successful ones started at an age past 25
>>724934212>>724934554They're essentially the same fetish except only one is trying to brute-force it into happening IRL. Kinda like having an inflation fetish vs. actually shoving a hose up your ass and exploding your belly.
>>724934568their lives become infinitely better because of it while worthless worms like us get left in the dirtwe both start in the same place but end worlds apart
>>724927365I'm upset healers are seen as sluts and not cool guys like Medic
>>724934568what type were they? just curious
For me it depends entirely on how fun the class/character is. In Doturd I like WD and Dazzle but not Chen or Oracle. And when I tried OW the only healer I liked was the David Bowie looking chick, eveyone else felt lame.
>>724927930As a diamond Ana main, she's even better in OW2 and has way more carry potential.Mainly because 5v5 (1 less tank to heal), more opportunity to do damage, heals are nerfed and damage has been buffed, and Ana can now headshot enemies for crit damage. Really fun.
>>724934348>I'm a little stupid and don't really understand what you mean by this, sorry. Are you talking about me currently being pretty broke?I'm just making stuff up about you in my head based on a few hundred words exchanged and talking about it, don't worry. >it's just hard to ignore my own brainworms telling me that I need to feel bad if I want them to feel good.What reinforces that for you best? Do you really like the suffering just in the moment like a buzz and getting drunk off it then regretting it later? I feel like that's kinda how it works for most people maybe? Is getting feedback right then like grinding at you and being meaner while you're already in the dirt the best part? I feel kinda silly since my favorite part is after, reminding dummy what he did again and again so he's always thinking about me>You'd likely just get annoyed with me, and I'm not very good at staying with one person for that long either because of some stupid insecurities.Hehe, that's kinda cute by itself. Just know I think your autistic little info dumping is adorable then. <3
>>724935003super abusive blackmailing type
stop talking about findom or i'll have to relapse and buy games for anons again
You findom fags have ruined online dom/sub shit. Now every dom is fishing for money. Get a job you lazy nigger!
>>724935436Premature paypiggies are the best, don't have to spend too much time whittling their defenses down and the post-nut shame makes them easy prey for a back to back milking of their flesh and cash wallets.
>>724935495her job is draining my wallet tho
>>724935274>don't worry.okay>What reinforces that for you best?Uhm, I usually have too much inhibitions to do it while super sober so I guess I do like that yeah, but them being mean and demanding more in the moment does really help too. I was going to try and write something about the times I've been pushed down the furthest but even doing that is really hard, my head is already spinning a little from talking to you and thinking about preivous memories doesn't make it easier. Sorry for being so boring>I feel kinda silly since my favorite part is after, reminding dummy what he did again and again so he's always thinking about meI don't think you should feel silly, those moments where they kinda lovebomb you after do a lot to the mind. After the whole thing regardless if you orgasmed yourself or not the regret always seeps in really bad so being hit with obvious manipulation about how you're doing a good thing does make you really woozy and makes it hard to think about why it's bad for you. It's good that you enjoy that part idk>Hehe, that's kinda cute by itself. Just know I think your autistic little info dumping is adorable then. <3Thank you, I guess. I mostly just want to be useful since I don't really have any worth otherwise with stuff like being entertaining or profitable for them. I don't see how it's cute, but if you say so im only mildly tearing up right now thinking about how useless and stupid i ami also just want it to be said before the thread goes I really enjoyed talking to you, in another life I might have been able to entertain you directly
>>724935495i know but its not my fault every other form of it sucks compared to findomthis is mostly a problem with the internet being majorly brown now anyways
>>724935286yeah makes sense, all the actually successful ones are always this
>>724928087A Good Poster
>>724935592post tag!
>>724936356I'm not into the animeshit posted in this thread pal. Also imagine asking for tag instead of just offering it yourself like a humiliation-starved virgin lmao
>>724935436Buy humble bundles, put all the money to charity, and then give the keys away to lazy beggars while you make little spurties. That way you'll be good for something that isn't just adding +1 to my steam library.>>724935495I like it too much to do it as a job so I unfortunately have a real job :(>>724935725>my head is already spinning a little from talking to you and thinking about preivous memories doesn't make it easier.Aww, you poor thing. Does it feel bad? Do you feel like you don't want to think about it all anymore? Doesn't it hurt, dragging up those memories of those times you really gave in, when you were ground into the mud like a useless stray dog and made to bark? Especially now that you can't anymore, now that you know there's nothing healthy behind it and you're just self harming at the end of the day. If you don't wanna keep talking about it that's OK, I just think your past experiences could be valuable, but it's just a curiosity for me and you said you wanted to stop hurting yourself.>It's good that you enjoy that part idkI always want to just metaphorically let the cute dummy lay his head in my lap and tell him it's all OK, stroking his hair... I feel like it's bad that it's genuine since obviously it's a bit hypocritical, but whatever. >only mildly tearing up right nowIs just the little drop of emotional care and appreciation that I've been showing that overwhelming? You really are a broken, useless fucking mess, aren't you sweetheart.
>tfw set up a home server that auto downloads and streams out any movie/show you want>tfw gave my dom login details for the vpn>tfw they don't use it
>>724928307kek
>>724936459>Do you feel like you don't want to think about it all anymore? Doesn't it hurt, dragging up those memories of those times you really gave in, when you were ground into the mud like a useless stray dog and made to bark?I never want to think about it all it does is cause me pain but I can't block that reminder always at the back of my mind>If you don't wanna keep talking about it that's OK, I just think your past experiences could be valuable, but it's just a curiosity for me and you said you wanted to stop hurting yourself.If you really think they have any value, I could try giving them to you, I just hope you understand it really won't be that interesting. Not only am I a pretty boring person I'm also just not very good at explaining things, especially these things. But if it can help you in any way, that's more important>I always want to just metaphorically let the cute dummy lay his head in my lap and tell him it's all OK, stroking his hair... I feel like it's bad that it's genuine since obviously it's a bit hypocritical, but whatever. I realise I misread you when you said "reminding", I thought you said rewarding and made my response to thatI think deep down it's a lot more complex than people think, and wanting to reward them for that doesn't necessarily mean you didn't mean any of the earlier things. Relationships are complex>Is just the little drop of emotional care and appreciation that I've been showing that overwhelming?Maybe, I guess so, it's not like you've even shown much so that doesn't even make any sense if that's the case. I'm probably just being dumb.>You really are a broken, useless fucking mess, aren't you sweetheart.I'm really not that bad in the grand scheme of things, we've all seen worse. It just sucks that even if it's not that bad I seem unable to pull myself out of it. I don't know.
>>724928307It all makes sense now.
>>724929249Troons are only good when they fully admit to being men despite looking unrecognizable as one.
>>724936643>Roundabout ways to not send cash I wouldn't bother with it either, especially when it takes two clicks to pirate anything you want nowadays kek
>>724936873i give them cash too..and its really cool, you just type the name of you what you want and hit go. auto grabs the torrent, puts it in a nice netflix style website. i already have a bunch of stuff pre-downloaded too
>>724930202Based! I never thought about it but I stumbled into success as a male masc dom that does a lot femboy feminization training
>>724937037Sounds to me like you're trying to entrap him into watching movies with you, homo. Protip: the moment you send cash, your mere presence becomes a nuisance until the metaphorical cheque goes through.
why do you guys have the most retarded fetish imaginable?
>>724937113male doms are underappreciated
>>724937131>trying to entrap him into watching movies with you, homo.n-no, it has a watch party system but i didn't think of doing that with them... >Protip: the moment you send cash, your mere presence becomes a nuisance until the metaphorical cheque goes through.they aren't like that!
>>724936643Aww... At least you enjoy it, right? You should add more stuff to make it more appealing, at the very least you might get a "good boy" out of it! Maybe, if your dom thinks it's cute and not just broke behavior. If I was your dom I'd use it just to reward you when you've been good recently, let you be satisfied with being useful whenever you saw me watching something. >>724936795>I don't know.I know dummy. It seems really simple on the outside looking in, but everyone has their own ways they have to deal with it. I'm too nice for my own good for sure, I feel like I should hurt you and make you struggle to type up your experiences, fulfill that awful, hurtful craving you have just so you don't keep going and throw yourself at someone else. But honestly, I don't really want to? I think it'd be hot to drag you someplace private and work you over for every story until you broke down in one way or another, but also I kinda just want to pat your head and make you smoke with me? Maybe I'm just lazy. Who's your favorite video game healer?
>>724937201retard fetish for a retard like me
>>724937202Very little market, but the clientele can often be super overzealous, willing, and surprisingly wealthy. Also what is up with the zoomers and shit, there are so many overly wealthy, and overly feminine and cute ones.
>>724937264I think you can do both, maybe. Ultimately what you want is the most important, anything else isn't relevant. You only matter in your own life.>I think it'd be hot to drag you someplace private and work you over for every story until you broke down in one way or another, but also I kinda just want to pat your head and make you smoke with me?I don't think I could handle that, even ignoring the whole real life aspect just proposed just the idea of actually being nice to me in a way after feels like it'd be too much. But I also don't really know what it's like, maybe it would feel really good or maybe I'd just feel wrong and like I shouldn't be taking that part of you.>Maybe I'm just lazy.As I already mentioned, human relationships are complicated. I don't think you should let anyone decide the way you "should" do things.>Who's your favorite video game healer?I kind of don't play team-based games I've always liked the idea of that stuff in a way, but I never played the right games for it so I only come into these threads as a spectator. The thread just happened to devolve into something else that affects my life, and someone who seemed worth replying to popped up
>>724937231>I CASUALLY hooked it up with a watch party tool, b-but I didn't wanna watch it with him anyway!Maybe if you weren't so roundabout and chickenshit about what you want you'd have them on voice with you as you monitor his reactions to see if it's appropiate to laugh or cry at what's on screen, loser. God knows I'd be hiking up the price to spend like 2h on voice with some dweeb when I could just have you spewing your load and cash in under ten minutes.
>>724937394>Also what is up with the zoomers and shit, there are so many overly wealthy, and overly feminine and cute ones.microplastics in the balls, not joking either
What's the best way to get money from finsubs that's as anonymous as possible
>>724937394homosexual males definitely have an easier time becoming totally infatuated with someone, and theyre more autistic which i guess is why they tend to be more successful >Also what is up with the zoomers and shit, there are so many overly wealthy, and overly feminine and cute ones.Broken generation full of prison gays. And they're the first generation to realise how fake money is, so they have far more to lose than millennials
>>724937618In-game payments I guess.
>>724937618anonymous as in? showing your face is not a requirement
>>724929926Ontan moment
>>724937665Just as little of my personal infoatbe even not linking to personal accounts
>>724937529>I CASUALLY hooked it up with a watch party tool, b-but I didn't wanna watch it with him anyway!jellyfin came with it, i didn't code it from scratch..ngl paying for voice chatting is hot but i don't think i deserve it!
>>724937618crypto is always the answer
>>724937713throne for anonymous paymentssteam keys or gift cards work tooits usually what i use to send cause i value my privacy as well
doms should post their twitters so we can see how they do in the future and totally not to follow them
>>724937598Wait, that's a thing?>>724937625I can totally see that. My biggest client is this trust fund Asian cutie from CA. Way to much money and time, and very clearly a massive lack of parental approval especially being openly gay. I used once gambled and bought tickets on my own to go see them in person and it paid off. Took me shopping and got fuck load of loot, and lot of fucking. As you may have guess a lot of the sex was daddy issues heavy, and a lot of turning his trauma in to sex. Wanted to cosplay as anime girls, of handedly mentioned how much his father mocked him for liking anime, so I think "daddy" calling him cute and railing him while he was a pretty anime girl was what he desperately wanted.
>>724937715>but i don't think i deserve it!You should negotiate the entry fee with your dom, I'm sure there's a number high enough that'll make you squirm in your seat and actually feel like you're owed their attention for once. Now whether or not he'll follow through... well that's for him to decide. I wonder if you'd cum harder if he still flatly refused after sending than if he actually went along with it.
>>724937876taking advantage of confused zoomers with daddy issues is based!
>>724937786Don't have one, should I make one? >>724937527Hehehe... I hope you don't relapse or anything close to it to anyone but me, anon. Try to stay away from places like here where you can slide into thinking about all of it, be as whole and happy as you can so that one day you hopefully forget about all this like you want. Don't think about all those painful things, don't think about what could have been different. My fervent desire right now that you can fulfill is to never, ever think of any findom but me again and be happy, since like you said, only you matter in your own life. Can you do that for me?
>>724937921The secret has been that I actually cuddle and give aftercare. I think that alone has led to them not only being alright with the fact that I have multiple playthings, and for some it actually seems to turn them on. Like they think of me as a stud and they feel like doing more to win me over.
>>724937972Micher a cute
overwatch is the best healslut game
SOMEONE SAVE THIS THREAD AND POST PEACH LIPS
>>724937885as hot as that would be, i think i might be pissed a little... cause it would have to be a huge amount.
>>724937972I don't want to promise anything I don't know if I can keep. I apologise for such a boring answer, I just don't like lying about being able to promise things even if it makes them happy in the moment, it's disingenuous, and betrays other people's trust in me.>since like you said, only you matter in your own life.This is only true for those who let it be true for them. I've tried, I'm too weak for it to work out.I wish it was different, but no matter what I do I always come back to the same conclusion. Your kindness is wasted with me.>Don't have one, should I make one? Not him, but you can consider it if you actually want to make this into more of a job. It takes a lot of effort and gets extremely annoying and boring, but if you stick with it long enough you can become one of those types who genuinely love off it, even get pretty wealthy from it.
>>724938176tell me your favorite thing about peach first
>>724938242HER ARMPITS AND FEETS
>>724937972I misread things againI don't know what you mean by not thinking of anyone but you again, I can't tell if you say that as a sort of motivation to never submit to anyone but you because I'll never see you again, or if you mean something else
>>724938257I mean in the games, dummy!!
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