Only I have the brains to rule Lylat !
Onry I have the brains to ruin StarFox!
>>724930132It's not his fault.Anime is in, furfags are out.
>>724930048Brain maxing is in right now
hilarious that Starfox has had like 6 attempts at reviving the series and they all flopped, but if anything else flops even once then it's shelved as an ip forever like Golden Sun or Chibi-Robo. StarFox fans love to cry how unfair it is even though Miyamoto bias has given you an indefinite number of chances to support and buy a new game.
>>724930342They always do something gimmicky. Just make a regular Starfox game. Something like 64 but with normal controls and maybe gyro.
>>724930486they literally remade StarFox 64 and added optional Gyro and nobody bought it
>>724930486This is all anyone has ever asked for, instead we got SF: Adventures, some weird tactics DS game, a gamecube game with tons of on-foot levels with horrible controls and a WiiU game where you spend all your time looking at a tiny screen instead of the TV. It's cursed as all hell.
>>724930796Never owned a DS, shitty gimmick and the stylus gave me a hand cramp.
Adventures 2 >>> another attempt to remake 64
>>724930968this
>>724930968It would have been better if Miyamoto didn't barge into Rare's office and demand that they change their original IP Dinosaur Planet into a Star Fox game, they might even have gotten to keep Rare around.
>>724930968Some furfag just needs to make their own spiritual sequel where you actually play as the sexy furry girl for more than just the intro.I'm surprised there hasn't been a romhack that cleans up the original version of Dinosaur Planet that leaked a few years ago.
>>724930486>regular Starfox gameBut what is even noteworthy about regular Starfox gameplay anyway compared to any other decent shmup?
>>724930486In this day and age traditional Star Fox is kind of a bad value proposition at full price. Arcadey games are considered novelty throwbacks or budget titles in the public consciousness. Nobody wants to pay $80 for a Triple-A game just to beat it in an hour, even if it is meant to be replayable.
>>724931226Tight 3D controls and spectacular level design with memorable narratives and voice acting.
>>724930968People would probably buy a game where Fox is running around and exploring on-foot the whole time if it was made in-house by Ninty and featured actual guns and gadgets and shit instead of hitting things with a stick, but at that point you kind of figure it should probably just be a third-person Metroid game, like Adventures should've remained as its own fantasy IP.
>>724930048ludokinoall modern games are shit
Are there indie games that are starfox clones? The formula should be easy enough to replicate no?
>>724932294Ex-Zodiac, Fur Squadron, Whisker Squadron, Astrodogs, etc.
>>724932294Diaperfur Squadron
>>724930132>ruins StarFox>changes the extremely popular Rare DK design to be more like HIS design from 40 years agoGenuinely starting to believe the shitposters were actually right
>>724932483>Fox! I'm shitting my diapey Fox, what do I do??>Calm down Slippy we'll change your diapey when we get back to the Gay Fox>*BRAAAAP* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA>Slippy? Slippy?? SLIPPYYYYYYYY
>>724930048I don't blame him for making a pun here, I would too.
Star Fox was the most soulful, kino thing on the n64
>>724931082Retards should probably stop parroting misinformation that we’ve known is wrong for over a decade now at this point.
