Just one more day. You ARE going to commit to Invisigal right?
Only if she commits to removing that nose piercing.
>Moviegame with no gameplay>Shitty marvel writing and THE JOKE IS SEX>/v/ laps it upI fucking hate you all.
>>724939713I'm going to make her better while she makes me worse that way she can be better than me and I will need to become a better men
>>724939713She's a double agent working for Shroud. So is Rayd. So is Waterboy.
>>724940013You're not special
>>724940056You on the other hand are special ed
>>724940056>non-sequiturOkay...? Enjoy your slop I guess.
>>724940013Theres fucking more gameplay in this shit than in the telltale walking dead game assmunch.Its still not deep by any means but the fact that theres actually builds and major decisions for your playstyle with a healthy dose of rng means that a perfect run is going to take actual planning and skill and luck. Theres replay value to this thing for once even if a majority of the story will still play out the same and theres less hard game overs.Also the tv show is entertaining and so is talking about it.
>>724939713Staying volcel.
>>724939713>commit to a literal terrorist who tried to kill youNo thanks.
Use the already existing thread you shilling gaynigger
>robert revealed to be in his 30s>all of a sudden it's "problematic" for him to date a 27 year old womanwhat the fuck is wrong with zoomers?
>>724940013
>>724939713nobody cares you retarded shill
>>724940181For that dispatch performance would have to matter. It's not like always getting perfect runs or fucking up makes a difference.
>>724939713Imagine if you guys went out and dated women instead of being lonely suicidal sexless losers falling in love with fictional videogame characters
I figured incels wouldn't like her once they realize she's probably a massive whore. It's hot to think "Oh, this girl is clearly a freak" but incels won't like it if she's "easy". You people should be thankful the developers didn't make her an obvious lesbian or bisexual, at least they're giving you the option to pursue a heterosexual relationship with her. If anything, I was under the impression they were just going to go down the lesbian route.
The streamer who plays the game made all the same choices i would feelsgoodman
>>724940450I wonder if they're gonna carry this retarded shit into the nursing home, airing aunt ethel out on x for dating a 75 year old when she's 80
>>724940450>SHE WAS ONLY 27 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FUCK
>>724941529>2d >3dpdSimple as
>>724939713I like how Robert can start leaning into her banter.
>>724941529>imagine if you wasted a whole lot of time and money dealing with horrible people instead of doing something you enjoyNah.
>>724939713I picked BB but I might go back and do a Visi run once all the episodes are out
> constantly judging bitch with constant judging gaze
the way she looks at him makes me gosling. it's not fair bros
>>724940450>what the fuck is wrong with zoomers?I know exactly why they're like that. Previous generations were like that. Straight up, it's jealousy. The difference is that zoomers grew up in an environment where this habitual framing of everything as a victim/oppressor scenario was heavily normalized and encouraged. Most young dudes get their panties in a bunch when they hear about a girl their age dating a dude who's like 30 because he actually has a car and a house, but when we were that age and seethed about it, we were laughed at and told to stop being jealous faggots. Zoomers haven't been given that dose of shame so as a result they feel more emboldened about it.
Why does coupe dress like daffy duck?
imagine all the pupperino basedjaking that's gonna happen after Beef dies
>>724942362>imlygnRobert would go full John Wick
>>724942362imagine shitposting about fake spoilers when the entire game has already been leaked
>>724941976It's fiction.
i keep thinking this is a vesperia thread
>>724941529nobody on /v/ is doing that
>>724940450Americans and redditors are absulte fucking creatures.The "364 day old" meme is real and it's fucking crazy.
>>724939713No. People have suggested that Mandy is actually the one paying for Robert’s repairs, and I choose to take this as fact
>>724942479People look at each other like that in real life too just not with me lmao
>>724942479So?
>>724941456By that logic gameplay in like, 80% of games doesn't matter since most of the time all you need to do is go from point A to B to progress the story or talk to the designated characters, the only semi-exception would be RPG games, where you're required to do side quests to level up or you'd get stuck.
>>724942554Doubt it. Just maintaining the suit cost Robert his entire inheritance which was in the millions. Given how shocked she was at learning this I doubt she has the cash to fund a full rebuild.
>>724942692She’s a national level celebrity. I doubt she’s that strapped, and was more shocked about how utterly Robert fucked himself just to help people.
This is literally the only reason why people like her.
>>724942792nah I disagreeshe's gotten cuter and cuter ever since the punch
>>724942554Probably not true, but it would be nice.I keep thinking that the company isn't actually doing this just "in return for dispatching".There's no way they wouldn't tie Mecha Man to themselves as a condition for repairing the suit.>You want your suit back? Here, but take this min-wage gig. Oh, and I forgot to mention, we own you now.
>>724942792I like her interactions with Robert, they have cute chemistry together. Also she's secretively a huge softie underneath and I'm a sucker for that.
just realized she is literally that chick from the final season of Samurai Jack
>>724941529everybody knows cute tomboys don't even real, anon
>>724939713I just hope that the Netflix effect doesn't affect this shit. They start up interesting and them fuck everything up on the last seasons.
>>724944462season 2 might never come
>>724944462I don't want any more seasons. It should be a stand-alone game because otherwise all your "choices" in this season will be rendered moot as they always do in telltale games.
>>724944524>>724944554man I hope. if they decide they absolutely need to keep using this setting, I hope subsequent seasons follow all new characters.
>>724941976>>724942792rance did this better
>>724939713I'll take BB on a dateI'll train Waterboy into a championI'll laugh at Coupé or COPE as I like to call her when she comes back seething
just got caught up last nightdamn she is cute though. I have no idea how anyone would find the corpo HR chick the better girl.
>>724944524>>724944554Well, unless the final episode sets something up there's literally nothing else for a second season. They'd have to take something out of their ass or retcon something, and unless they do the Dragon Age thing where you can load up a save with your previous choices and they build the game around the possible choices (or simply make the game in a way that they don't really influence much) it's going to suck ass. If a second season gets made it's an entirely new cast with the previous getting mentioned at best.
>>724945027the fuck is this, I thought rance was about rape
>>724945027cute femboi
>>724945275She's not a villain. Rance only rapes evil women.
if they do a season 2, they should just follow like a new teenage character and have their story be an origin story.
>>724945179I'd like S02 be about an ex-villain MC in the Phoenix program. New cast with some cameos. Could be in a different city as well.
>>724941017I think this is the kind of slop Youtubers would suck off.
>>7249397131 day until it's revealedMalevola portaled in the ambushFlambae helped destroy the suitInvisigal planted the bombPrism duplicated the mooksShroud was coupe and punch up in a big coatSonar is innocentWaterboy planned the whole operationONELASTJOB!
>>724945771and then they all have sex with RobertFIN
>>724945771>Waterboy planned the whole operationkek
What would Toxic's superhero name be?
>>724942792I was team invisigal since the demo.The park scene put her ahead of BB.
>>724943237Reminder that this is fake, many (fucking losers) picked BB first and jumped ship when they heard about the Theater chair clattering.
on god we are all cracking Sonar
>>724945998One more time in coherent English?
>>724945924Nice Guy.
>>724946059i want to have (consensual) intercourse with Sonar (the bat dude) from this gamethere you go
>>724939713This is nice for everyone that wants to lesbian correct Vi from Arcane.
>>724945771forgot about Phenomaman, he is the one that stole the astral pulse while conniving with Blonde Blazer. Then they had Chase use his superpowers to steal Beef and make him a sleeper agent with a camera implanted in him that keeps track of all of Robert's movements.
>>724940181>there's more gameplay than the thing with 0 gameplayI don't understand how calling vn's games somehow increases their credibility as entertainment. Words have meanings. Your newspeak rhetoric just drives people away.
>>724940450Women in their 30s are the most desperate. They realize they wasted their fertility, but still have that hope they could technically have a child even though it will be disabled. But the time it would take to form a relationship would run that clock out too. So none of the good men who actually want a family will ever look at a woman over 30.
heh.
>>724946824what level of sexual frustration was she in this scene?
>>724947025Womb had dropped, waterfall in pants, seconds away from tackling him.
>>724946824Waterboy is a broHe saved Bobert from getting brutally raped in that scene
>>724946415And Royd was able to estimate the capabilities of Mechman's suit from video footage alone allowing the plan to go off without a hitch.
>>724941901>judging gazeshe is eyefucking robert constantly. if you think it's judging, youre insecure
>>724945924non-toxicidiot
>>724941901all of that staring daggers she did in episode 4 was her just undressing him with her eyes because she had a crazy sex dream about him but never finished
>>724940450I think every generation has its own way of worshipping their own youth, and Gen Z's way appears to be to make everyone else old by comparison. I can't blame them for it. We still have millennials talking about how they still look 25, and boomers still into hippie shit. It's dumb as hell but every gen seems to do it
>>724939713I might have. Until she talked about pegging. Now she's not even on my list.
I wonder how many kids are going to get Dad-walks-in'd by Visi's masturbation scene. You just fucking know a bunch of parents have bought this for their kids completely unaware of any sexual content or language.>Timmy wants that superhero game, can you get that for him?>Sure whatever
>>724945771The real spoiler is that Shroud wants Robert to fuck his daughter
>>724948095indeed. protect yr butthole. i can appreciate your stance on the matter anon.
>>724939713Maybe when the game is finished.I think the final release is within a week.
>>724948138>Mature Language, Cartoon Violence, Some Nudity, and Tobacco and Drug Usage. Rated R type stuff.
>>724948247you really think most parents read that shit when their MO for their kids is handing them an ipad and telling them to fuck off?
>>724939713no, she is uncouth
>>724948095>not appreciating a girl's tongue and fingers over your backsideWhat are you gay or something?
>>724948247Expecting a modern parent to read the 18+ pegi rating is impossible anon. These are the same type of people who will hand their 5 year old a unsupervised tablet and act surprised when they get groomed on roblox.I feel bad for the new generations, they will be utterly mindfucked.
>>724948394Do you really not know what pegging is?
>>724945275Maybe stop listening to stupid shit retarded people say.
>>724948353imo the theater scene indicates that she will become more and more normal and cute the further she falls for Robert
>>724940450Did anyone actually read the image? All 3 posts said there was no issue with the age gap. I'm confused.
>>724948871Everyone knows. You just have to be weird to think she's actually a giver.
>>724948095the pegging comment was obvious le quirky girl banter, I dunno why some of you are so hung up on that.
>>724949059Well she quirky girl'd too far. Sucks for her.
>>724949131fair enough, I'm just laughing at anyone who seriously thinks she wants to peg Robert after that scene where she masturbates while dreaming about being a total bottom for him.
>>724949283It's more likely they're just being intentionally stupid.
>>724949059It's all fun and games until you find yourself hogtied to the bed, and she's using her body weight to ram a dragon dildo the size of a traffic cone up your growler.
>>724949283>>724949739It's just repulsive. She could be a quirky girl and say "I'm more the type to puke all over your dick and shit on your bed", and even though it's a joke it's still a complete turn off. It provokes the same kind of disdain for me.
>>724949775anon no offense but I don't care to hear about your weird fetish
>>724949886Alright, but you've gotta get over it.
>>724939713you guys are way too much shilling/Dispatch/i;op:only;stub:no;
>>724950104>that grammatical syntaxBrown hands typed this post.
>>724949886that's fine, I get it. to each his own. I think the pink asthmatic tomboy is cute.
>it's okay that she pegs me>it's okay that she yelled at me>it's okay that she lied to me>it's okay that she insulted me>it's okay that she spied on me,>it's okay that she stole from m>it's okay that she slapped me>it's okay that she beat me until I bled>it's okay that she destroyed my treasured possessions>it's okay that she tried to murder meYOU ARE HERE>it's okay that she made me watch as she fucked my brother>it's okay that she stabbed me to death for the insurance money>it's okay that she slandered me after my death as a rapist>it's okay that she killed our kids in a murder-suicide
>>724949980I did. Instantly. Went on a date with Mandy. It was sweet.
Reminder that asthma is a genetic disease so your kids with her will suffer for your choice
>>724950271This but unironically.
some plant, used in cooking, something with an S? ghee, idk
>>724949059All threats should be treated as if they were carried out.
>>724950271she got better
>>724950271>it's okay that she killed our kids in a murder-suicideYep! Yep! Yep!
>25 hours remainSex with Invisigal.
>>724950271but enough about KKK blazer
25 HOURS UNTIL IT'S REVEALED INVISITITS PLANTED THE BOMB
I forgive her
>>724939713
Yrliet 2.0
>>724950942I bet Blazer is Invisigal's roommate and she is the one who reveals it in a jealous fit after finding out about her and Robert
>>724951068I hate sloptubers so much. Especially that one with the nasal, monotone voice >Did you know...
>>724951142A girl would never be that petty
>>724951068why do people keep saying that it was invisigal who did it? why not blonde blazer since she can fly and put the bomb there much easier?
>>724950942
Hours until getting hugged (alien equivalent of sex) by Blonde Blazer.
>>724951243
>Brunette Glazer lets the obviously poor trailer trash stay in her fancy apartment (she probably pays 80% of the rent), gives her a good job she doesn't deserve, sticks up for her all the time at work, refuses to cut her when she deserves it, and is always polite to her>Invisibitch is openly rude to Glazer, insults her taste in music, food, film, and everything else, curses at her, sexually harasses her, tries to steal her boyfriendReminder that Invisibitch has literally no redeeming qualities, people just project imaginary ones because she wants to have sex with their self-insert.
>>724951265Because she can't turn invisible and didn't suddenly walk away from a life of crime right around the time the incident happened under the pretense, "no questions".
>>724951265Because it's in character for Invisibitch, she was a villain on a path to redemption. Blazer is a hero. Sure, they *could* do a reveal where she's secretly evil, but considering she's one of the romance options I seriously doubt they'll do that since they'd alienate half their player base.
>>724942792I like that her tough persona is just a cover for how soft and insecure she is.
>>724951381This is why you'll never be a hero.
>>724951532You can believe in redemptiom without thinking that redemption includes marriage.
>>724939713I'll fuck Invisigal then dump her for Blazer
>ex career criminal was doing criminal shit before she ever even knew robert How would that be a “betrayal”?
>>724951525She isn't soft. She's continually mean to everyone, enjoys causing pain, and never does a single selfless thing in the entire story so far. Again, projection. "She wants to have sex with my self-insert so she MUST have these other characteristics from muh japanese animes!"
>>724951471I'd argue it would be in character for Invisigal to gloat that she nearly killed Robert during their escapade in the cafeteria when she was pissed at him beyond belief. Just saying.
>>724948151>ROBERT>THE SHROUD BLOODLINE MUST CONTINUE>FUCK MY DAUGHTER, ROBERT>SHE'S ALMOST 30 AND BECOMING A CAT LADY
>>724951609holy based
>>724939713She should be committed alright.
>>724949886You gotta be able to take a joke to deal with IG, that's her whole thing. And Robert excels at it, like the whole other part of their cinema chat while he's in the office.
>>724951653not a betrayal, but it would certainly make it sort of personal if you found out someone was the particular person who ended your career and put you in a coma
>>724951669>She's continually mean to everyoneSomeone doesn't have banter with friends.>enjoys causing painSince when?>and never does a single selfless thing in the entire story so farShe got a donut for Robert for his first day of work.
>>724951416>Because she can't turn invisibleno need since she can fly away>>724951471>they *could* do a reveal where she's secretly eviljacksepticeye keeps insisting on that in his playthrough, so I think there's still a chance for blonde blazer aka brunette bitch to be revealed as the main villain...and her off-duty form resembles Shroud a lot (blue eyes and brown hair)
I can FIX her, goddamnit!
Watch how she reveals she planted the bomb that ended Robert's career and then game reveals that SDN isn't funding Robert's mecha repairs but Blonde Blazer personally does out of her own wallet.
>>724951681I wasn't the same anon who said she did it. I don't personally think she did for pretty much the same reason you just said, but if one of them had to have done it, it would make a lot more sense that it's her and not Blazer.
>>724951793>Someone doesn't have banter with friends.There's a difference between banter and constantly being a cunt. There is no "upside". Besides Robert, Chse, and Blazer, who else does she interact with? Melavola and that's when she's just insulting what band she likes. It's like these characters don't exist together until the plot says they do.
>>724951793>Someone doesn't have banter with friends.Yeah, Invisigal. Everyone at work hates her. They all instantly assumed the cut worker would be her and were happy about it. She has no noted social circle outside of work.>since whenHer "pranks" and how she deals with disarmed and helpless criminals.>She got a donut for Robert for his first day of work.She then punched him in the face and destroyed it.
>>724950942I thought she was gonna reveal this in episode 7?
>>724951872if that's the case, why would she even initially go after him with that offer? you think she's been wanting to fuck him from afar before they even know each other?
>>724951265Because of leaks, besides, if you go back to that first scene, at the end, before you fly off, Toxic says (with his extremely faggy voice) 'You can get out of there, babe'. I think that's pretty damning in retrospect.
>>724951934If they do it, it would have to be in Ep 6. As a cliffhanger to get people hooked to play 7-8.
>Robert's employees just fucking throw full coffee mugs at his head >They punch him in the face>They push him into a stack of chairs>They put glass in his chest>They threaten his life when firedThis place needs to be shut down and reviewed.
>>724952013>They put glass in his chesthey that one was an accident. phenomabro meant no harm.
>>724952013My boy can take it. They're not called the Z team for nothing.
>bbfags getting uppity because majority picked invisigal
>>724951669Disagree. There's the scene where after making mean jokes asking Robbie what kind of donuts you like, she actually gifted you one because she felt bad for him. Although she crushed it after the argument.Or the scene where she turns around on her perspective on hero work, and actually becomes serious about arresting the villain (which she does).And afterwards when she is surprisingly happy and proud of herself getting recognition for her hero work, and getting to stay in the team.
>>724951949Mecha Man has been soloing for 15 years and the town only went to shit when his suit was destroyed.
>>724951893I just think the story could still work without such a lame-ass reveal for Invisigal. If it's true it should be matched by BB doing something equally sinister otherwise BB is plain better choice for romance (or friendship if you're an asexual chad).
>>724951793>She got a donut for Robert for his first day of work.She *stole* a doughnut. She then proceeded (after physically abusing him) to destroy it because she was criticized for messing up a mission. And then, for some bizarre reason, if you select the revelation that she hit you, you make excuses for her unwarranted violence. Somehow, her punching Robert in the face because she faced criticism is less worth of reporting to HR than Flamabe spilling food on Waterboy after Waterboy had actually thrown his food away.
>>724940450> TA and a college student problematicHaha Americans are mind broken. When I was a TA in the UK the official policy was, sleeping with students is fine as long as you don't give them test answers.
/v/ will be more upset that Invisigal had a boyfriend before Robert, than the reveal that she put him in a coma and ruined his life.
>>724952013Episode 7 leaks show that you get to meet SDN's HR department, and honestly, it explains everything.
>>724952074to be fair, it was 50/50 until ep4 released and visi's wet dream went viral. the game got a huge coomer boost.
>>724952074I don't relate to the vast majority of people so I don't really care.
>>724952013And the only one Robert threatens to actually reporting to HR is Flambe when he spills food on Waterboy for Waterboy throwing away his food.
>>724939713Lmao, ever since Blonde Blazer showed up that annoying little brat never had a chance.
>>724951921>Everyone at work hates herThey hate each other (other than the synergy pairs), and they just haven't bonded as they should, before Robert came along.>Enjoys causing painShe likes to gloat, and that includes choking Lightningstruck. Fine by me, he's a criminal who doesn't hesitate to hurt the innocent, and he needs to face time in jail.>Punched Robert and destroyed the donutRobert was pretty fucking mean right beforehand, and his words hit her where she was vulnerable, considering the swing talk later on.
>>724951992That seems to make sense.
>>724952385And then she went reverse Super Saiyan and I love her even more.
>>724952202Literally nothing referring to an ex is mentioned in the datamined text. Retards claiming otherwise are grasping at straws.
>>724952590she definitely looks way better with mask off and brown hair, but it's a shame she becomes smaller than Robert after transforming.
I thought Invisifags would be the annoying part of the fandom but in the past couple of threads it’s been Blazerfags shitting themselves nonstop.
>>724952682It's far from a shame, you get the best of both worlds.
>>724952682Would've been nice if she kept the height yeah.
>>724952534>Robert was pretty fucking mean right beforehand, and his words hit her where she was vulnerableMy god you're hopeless. You're literally those beaten redneck wives on COPS.
>>724952682Devs are complete cowards
>>724952534It's not okay to hit someone because they said something mean to you. We aren't cavemen.
Given how Invisigal planted the bomb, I think it would've been better if she didn't know Robert was Mecha Man, until presumably he tells her (or even everyone) in episode 5 or 6 and she freaks out because she's simultaneously falling in love and feeling horribly guilty
>>724939713Buy an ad.
>>724952534>Robert was pretty fucking mean rightFor calling her out for fucking up, disobeying a direct order, and almost getting oeople killed? If she was an actual cop (in a non shit department) her superior would've said and done much worse. He was extremely generous and mild for no real reason.
>>724953116yeah actually would have been better. now it will feel weird if she did turn out to be the planter and she's been trying to fuck him since then.
>>724939713Just played through it last night. No don't think I will be doing that.
>>724952590The banter when Robert tells her he prefers brunettes and was going to ask her to dye her hair was all I needed to win me over completely.I'm sure Blazer will also have some drama but she's so clearly the best choice it's not even funny. Only "I can save her" retards will choose invisibitch and I say this as a Laura Bailey simp.
>>724953116I would have liked that better, but I like looking at the last scene when they're in the theater and she glances down. She's falling for him and now feels an immense guilt.
>>724953116>it was okay to murded this innocent first responder for cash until I learned that I wanted to fuck themGod even invisifags' dreams can't make this character salvageable.
>>724939713garbage telltale slop fuck off
>>724952938>>724953014Notice how I never said it was okay for her to do that?The original argument was that IG had done something selfless by getting you a donut. Then, Robert comes in and berates over what she considered to be a well enough job (even though it wasn't) and everyone else considers to be good enough. The problem, as Robert states, is that the bar is too low for them, and IG just felt personally insulted over it.
Likelihood of episode 5 starting mid-coitus with whichever girl you picked absolutely destroying Robert's pelvis?>I'm not goint to fuck you just because you bought me some cornPffft, yeah right
>>>/tv/no one gives a fuck about your literal movie"game" even if its got your parasocial best friend sloptubers in it, zoomies
>>724953483Invisigal absolutely deepthroated Robert before the movie was even halfway over.
>>724953294Laura Bailey is actually another reason I'm not fond of Invisigal. I liked Laura in the early 2010s, but after over a decade of her having no range at all, playing the same character at all times and being a complete fucking retard in real life, I just dislike her characters now. But yes, BB was clearly being vulnerable when she showed her true self, and Robert's line about her brown hair was great. The only explanation I need for this romance to actually work is we need to know why the fuck she fell for him this early on the first day. It needs to be addressed so she's not just "the perfect waifu" girl.
>>7249535472 million copies in 2 weeks
every affectionate image of Robert and Visi makes https://youtu.be/-__6jnfQ444 pop in my head for some reason
>>724940013This is not advertised as anything more than a glorified visual novel. It’s not trying to add fake gameplay and one button combat like Hellblade.
>>724953483With Blonde Blazer? 0%. She wants a 'normal relationship', and she seems like the type of woman who thinks that a normal relationship means waiting to fuck until at least the third or fourth date.If Invisigirl isn't riding your dick INSIDE THE MECH at the start of Episode 5, I will be disappointed in the Critical Role writers.
>>724939713With how the demo and the 4 episodes are turning out...I'm just going to wait till the game is fully released.
>>724953610yes, movies are popular. what's your point?
>>724939713100%I can fix her/she can make me worseAlso there's something off about BB, I don't know what it is. I just don't trust her.
>>724953771>no one gives a fuck
>>724953551In her dreams maybe
She looks better as a blonde with the mask, but I'd still accept her losing both as long as she 6'1 and /fit/. Losing all at once is too much.
>>724951909you forgot that sentient rock, he's a bro towards invisigal based on their interaction during missions
>>724953787>Also there's something off about BB, I don't know what it is. I just don't trust her.normal reaction for a man when he's exposed to someone being nice for no apparent reasonsomething something society, nothing to do with the character
>>724953663>picture taken moments before disaster
>>724953932poor golem, the orbiting bastard
>>724953876So long as the devs keep inserting her dreams into cutscenes this is alright with me.
>>724953574>why did BB fall so hard so fast for RobertDoes that really need to be spelled out for you after learning about her powers?Robert's maybe the one other person on the entire planet that can understand being a normal person using a tool to be a superhero
>>724953767She’s been celibate for the last 5 years at the very least.Robert’s going to be lucky if he doesn’t get drained of all fluids on the second date
>>724953894You just know there's going to be a scene where they fuck and she gives you the choice of having sex with the blonde BB or her normal Mandy form.
>>724953820i guess thats why you like moviegames that go full movie - you need the voice acting because even reading is too much thinking for youno one on the VIDEO GAMES board cares about a MOVIE
>>724941017this is literally an eceleb slop game though
>>724953767sorry bro, visi's a third date kinda gal
>>724954062...in my head i mean.
>>724941017My favorite streamer said the story is shit and he'd rather romance Phenomaman. Granted he's an autistic retard, but still.
>>724940450literally unplayable>>724941741it's so weird how he doesnt just stand there while she verbally assaults him like in my chinese cartoons
>>724954147I don't get it
>>724953998There's probably others. I mean it seems like a very superhero-heavy setting, Punch-Up made a deal with a witch to get powers, it's almost the same thing
>>724939713Just have to endure. The shilling will pass and this slop will soon be forgotten like every other dog shit telltale game.
>>724953961>normal reaction for a man when he's exposed to someone being nice for no apparent reasonNo, it's not that.I mean, there is an element of "too good to be true," but given the connection to Chase things on that front mostly make sense.What I don't get is the way she's handling Z-team. She says someone HAS to get cut and Invisigal's the bottom but then afterwards says she'd never have let you cut her anyway? Then right after that, when the team is at peak discontent over what they were told was a firing for incompetence, she forces you to put one of two massively annoying inconveniences on the team?I don't know, something just isn't tracking.
>competent, wealthy, well-adjusted, and physically attractive woman is authentically and genuinely nice to people>"hmmm this seems off, I don't trust her, it's obviously a front"Invisifags are unironically mentally ill, or doing that thing where they subconsciously seek out and crave low value mates out of a deep personal insecurity (usually a woman thing but I've seen it in men too).
so uhwhat do you think that tracking session was like where Bailey recorded the masturbation scene?
>>724954247She's joking that she might do anal on a third dateInvisigal's all talk, though.
>>724954317There are still TWD threads up occasionally, and Lee is still considered to be /v/ approved nigga character. So you never know.
>>724954384Bro BB is literally THAT woman from HR, she's as much of a walking red flag as Invisigal. The latter is at least honest about being crazy and is unwittingly showing a softer side of herself more and more.
>>724954451liar.
>>724954451speaking of Lee, no shade on Jeffrey Wright he's doing a great job so far, but Dave Fennoy 100% deserved that role more than him.
>>724954384I don't trust anyone who would employ m-- Robert.
>>724939713I don't want her to die at the end, so no.
>>724954384I think you're overselling BB a bitHer management of the Z-team has been pretty terrible and she's been dating a Ken doll for the last five years
>>724940450
>>724941741>Did you jerk off in this thing??>All the timeThey're both always trying to catch each other off guard. It's cute
>>724951142nah she just tells him
>>724954740Bro...
>>724950271Roberto doesn't have a brother
>>724954623What are you talking about
>>724942560I liked old Telltale stuff, but the expression-work has gotten a huge upgrade moving to a new style
>>724954384/v/ has been buckbroken by gigastaciesBB is a gigastacy, Mandy is a regular stacy
>>724954342most of that can be pinned on BB being a dumb woman tho
>>724954839pretty sure everything in this game is prerendered as opposed to being real-time like all of TT's stuff was, so it should be.
>>724945924Hi-pH
>>724954527>BB is literally THAT woman from HRI wish my HR lady hired me despite an extensive criminal history, continually complimented me, kept me on and gave more chances in spite of a dozen major fuck-ups in a month, only even considered cutting me if I'm literally the worst performer of the worst team in the entire company by three whole orders of magnitude, and gave me free training outside of work hours whenever I asked like helping me get a flight license.>The latter is at least honest about being crazyPure projection.>and is unwittingly showing a softer side of herself more and moreAgain, you're imagining this, she never does. She just wants to fuck Robert. You think she's showing a softer side because that's the standard beat for this type of character but it never actually happens. I genuinely think the writers just forgot and assumed people would headcanon the content to be there if they just had the character offer to suck your self-insert's cock.
>>724940450She was only 27, you sick fuck
>BB can't be trusted!>No, Invisigal can't be trusted!Watch the twist be that they're both working with/for/as ShroudInvisigal joined suddenly without much reason because she knew Mecha Man was going to be running Z-team. Because BB told her.BB wasn't going to let Robert cut Invisigal from the team even if she was at the bottom because they're working together.
>>724955094At one point she was a baby, it's fucking disgusting.
>>724954728Who could have done better with a gang of violent criminals voiced by YouTubers?She also appointed Roberto, who seems to be doing a good job, and gave him considerable latitude with her pull. That's what a manager is supposed to do. Find the right people and give them enough breathing room while cutting the chaff.
>>724954967Anon Invisigal has been classic tsundere from the word go. One of the first things she does is get you a celebratory donut after the mission she thought went well.
>>724955096Would be cool but fortunately they're both actually good people.
>>724947097This image is literally "let people enjoy things"You're a faggot.
>>724955096>BB wasn't going to let Robert cut Invisigal from the team even if she was at the bottom because they're working togetherThey're very obviously each other's unnamed roomates. I don't know how that happened but maybe Mandy is one of those people with Samaritan syndrome who secretly enjoys being a tard wrangler.
>>724954967you're reading too much into this lil bro...
>>724955235She then destroys it and punches the disabled guy until he bleeds.
>>724955096Or, they're both decent wholesome women with no twist, and the reveal is actually that Shroud is the original Mechaman, Robert's grandfather.
>>724940450I've found this thread, and the guy was downdooted into -30, so maybe there's hope.
>>724955096>Anons trying to theorycraft actual interesting stuff when we know the entire plot and it's completely stock/mundaneBless your heart.
>>724955201>who could have done betterChase seemed to have a pretty good handle on them even if he had no faith in them.>>724955349Yeah, she thought she was gonna get praised by the cute twink she got a donut for and got reprimanded instead and that overwhelmed her emotionally. She's an ADHD tsundere.
>>724955307You've never actually had a good-paying office job and it shows. Blazer would easily be the best manager I've ever had or the best HR rep I've ever dealt with.
>>724955349She's asthmatic so it's a cripple vs cripple fight
>>724955392>he doesn't know they have rewritten the reveals and ending already
Robert was so scared she'd turn into an ugly toad
>>724955275I didn't even know BB had a roommateI don't know if that's the case, feels more like an idea that gets left on the floor, but it'd be funny if it were true and Robert ends up at their apartment
>>724955269No, it’s not. You can criticize something without getting angry because people disagree with you. What’s the point of joining these threads if all you’re going to do is post things you dislike in greentext and then throw a tantrum when people rightfully tell you that it’s retarded?
>>724955494I have a nugget of hope in my heart that the files they left in game that people used to watch cutscenes ahead of time are somehow just red herrings, and that they're not stupid enough to 'ruin' an episodic release by leaving shit like that in.
>https://files.catbox.moe/8aqg67.mp4Why didn't /v/ care about this scene? It was better and more intimate than anything Robert had with Invisigal.
>>724955702Maybe in S2 they'll smarten up.
>>724954967>>724955447I dunno, I feel like encouraging my subordinates to pull knives on me and each other over ranking is a minus. Don't 'but' me, she knew what they're like.
>>724955742Imagine if she took the necklace off and she fucking grew a foot taller and was even more muscular.
>>724955573>>724955742>Teehee I went from 12/10 to 10/10>this is my flawWritten by a womyn
>>724955702The cutscenes seem to be from the "Here are the choices you made" windows, which is why they are like 3 seconds long and pause
>>724955742Nice but I'm staying loyal until the story is done.
>>724955938There's also the script for the dialogue. Don't know where those come from, but it's equally as stupid.
>>724955897The fact that she clearly sincerely believes that is a pretty big character flaw. You don’t get insecurity like that out of nowhere.
>>724955742Preferred her blonde but would be uncouth to ever say it out loud.
>>724955742The sad look forces my hand. It's basically emotional blackmail. I'm being forced to pick the spunky tomboy with a feel-bad gun aimed at my head.
Visi is evil.She only does what earns her praise or recognition.She sees no problem with committing violence, stealing, spying, sabotaging teammates, or being a bad influence on kids.People downplay her bad behaviors and view everything through rose tinted glasses because they want to fuck her.She even becomes a villain if you don't praise her enough. As though doing the right thing meant nothing if she wasn't personally benefitting from it.
I'm going Invisigal because I'd rather steal my nemesis' ex than Phenomaman's ex.
>>724955742Imagine being a hot blooded male, looking at this and thinking "nah, the quirky, mean, ADHD, asthmatic, lying, impulsive, childish tomboy is what I really need".
>>724955742I hadn't kissed her on the first night, she said "about time" instead of this.
>>724956209it was their cig bro
Bros. Come on. You let her go out like that?
anybody got that pic someone made where the movie playing in the theater is David and Lucy from Cyberpunk?
Watch Invisibitch realize that Mandy is her roomate/neighbor, not realizing she's BB.
>>724956635god, imagine her getting railed at the gala...
>>724956353>>724956209It's just a fantasy bro, and a rather tame one at that. Women would not actually fuck raging vampires / werewolves irl either.
>>724956178>immediately starts doomscrolling after being rejectedshe's so real
>>724956429Is it possible to further delay the kiss? I clicked the option without a single thought and don't feel like going back to check.
>>724956635stats are messed up and have been since day 1
>>724956741You obviously haven't been around women much.
>>724956209Good and Evil are things you do not things you areThe intended psychological profile for Visi is extremely clear. She's someone that has never really had a positive role model or partner in her entire life. No one has ever believed in her or given her a real opportunity (until now) so she coasted on petty villainy with her powers.She wants to be a hero, she wants to win, she wants to have friends and a real partner, but she doesn't know what that looks like and she's beginning to genuinely believe that it's impossible for her to have those things.
>>724956723You mean like this?https://files.catbox.moe/8kxcdt.webm
>>724956353Some guys just want to fix a girl. More power to them.
>>724956353yup, totally me
Blonde Blazer fans>NOOOOOO YOU SHOULD PICK BLONDE BLAZER, HERE'S 12837361 REASONS WHY INVISIGIRL SUCK, WHAT ARE YOU DOOOOOING YOU FUCKING COOMERSInvisigirl fans>Damn I like Invisigirl's chemistry with Robert. I'm gonna go with her
>>724955094
>>724955742Perfection.
>>724956970holy shit the fucking sloppa for this game is spot on visually
>>724956970Weird seeing ai do incredibly tasteful pubes. Same thing with it doing very nice pits. Degenerates are laying a foundation many will never appreciate
>>724952189Well, the UK is also a complete shitshow these days...So it makes sense supporting degenerate behavior results in that.keep in mind, this is not me saying the Dispatch situation is "degenrate" or "inappropriate"
I’m more excited about Robert getting /fit/ again
bitchy black girl bros...
>>724956635Saw a different number, but that still was too low too. Does the game still show the little bit of areola with streaming mode enabled?
>>724956970Next year's budget status: secured. Bravo, Blazer!
>>724956635Well, it's comforting to know that some things from TellTale's previous games, like the inconsistent stat tracking, will never change.
>>724957012>>724956178I just want a mildly violent and abrasive woman to love-bomb into emotional codependency, is that really too much to ask?
>>724956016>>724956178ok but how about this
>>724957330I saw an image of Prism basically sexually assaulting WaterboyIt fit somehow
>>724956178You're really going to force Robert to be with the fuckup because you feel bad for her?What kind of friend are you?
>no Malevola route>no Prism route>no Coupe route
>>724957458ehI prefer the tomboy for wedding dress. it's the contrast.
>>724957652Malevola is a lesbianCoupe is on-again off-again with Punch UpPrism isn't into dudes with spines
>>724956970Is this done locally or it's some grok jailbreak?
>>724957652With AI sloppa being so on point for the models in this game you shouldn't wait too long, I think.
>>724957705>Prism isn't into dudes with spinescorrectshe's into wimpy dudes who vomit water
>>724957458Want this but with the other dress on
>>724939940Do people really hate the nose piercings? I thought it fits her style pretty well
>>724957705Mecha Man will make her straight
>>724957910Piercings are degenerate.
>>724957589She only lives two more days, it's not a big deal.
>>724957910I'm on team visi and it's certainly not a dealbreaker, but yeah, the cow ring piercing always looks terrible.
>>724957910ask yourself if you've ever in anything irl or fiction seen someone go wow that nose ring looks nice outside of people that already have nose rings
Which way Mecha Man?
>>724957910>Do people really hate the nose piercings?I wouldn't say hate but I would prefer girls without them. If a girl who has a septum piercing is cute, she's cute in spite of the piercing and would invariably look better without it. And while it is usually a marker of someone who's truly insufferable and not just prickly, I have still met girls with them in real life who were nice enough.
>>724956353Inability to conceptualize that other people have different minds and thoughts than your own is a sign of autism.
>>724958080Mandy is a sweetheart, and she would be a good mother to Robert IV.
>>724958080Phenomaman
>>724955265>unironically plants a bomb on an innocent man with intent to kill>good personLFUCKINGMAO
>>724957990Degenerating from what?
>bbfags spreading fake spoilers nowLmao. Doesn’t really work when the entire game has been datamined for a week now and we literally have clips of all the endings.
>>724957910It's a hygienic red flag
>>724958326You don't understand, she needed to do that to make her powers stronger. And she felt bad for it, so it's okay. You can't judge her for what she did as a villain.
>>724958326We must forgive. What Invisigal did before becoming a hero is her business. We must be better Mecha Men.
>>724958326she'll say she's sorry damnit
>>724958056Alright already, don't bully me for my tastes. I happen to like girls with tattoos, highlights, and piercings but am from a country where women hate having any of these things so don't blame me if idk what the hell you all associate it with.
>>724958326>heroes>innocent
>>724958429>>724958442>>724958461I can't wait for the normie reactions to be exactly this because they fell for the intentional emotional manipulation of the game.
>>724957910>>724957990>>724958017>>724958056>>724958359>tattoos & piercings are... LE BAD!
>>724958542holy projection, batman
>>724958502Suicide Girls used to be extremely popular on 4chan, in the better days before the mass influx of election toursists and discord raids.
>>724958523First superhero story?
>>724958703Replied to the wrong post?
>>724958758No. Never seen a hero story about forgiveness before?
>>724958502It's just the nose rings for me. The rest is whatever
I think Blonde Blazer should've been a reformed supervillain. It would've enriched her character.
Niggers freaking out about how you can forgive invisigal when Batman has pulled the same shit with cat woman for 30 years
>>724958856What does that have to do with the post you replied to?
>>724958326It’s my civic duty as a hero to administer penis correction on the bratty punk.
male hero X female villain is so kino
The game's kind of too short though, isn't it?
>>724958927Nah, she’s gonna be simper over more for her current story. Literally the tradwife fantasy for a lot of dudes.
>>724959120when it's fully finished it'll be like a 5-6 hour long affair. as it stands though, yeah there is only like 2-3 hours of content. It will be finished on Nov 12.
>>724958974Forgiveness is discussed in the reply chain.
Glad we're back to waifu wars instead of culture wars, if just for a bit. I feel a touch of the old 'chan here.
>>724959221Are the last 4 episodes longer?
>>724959232Then reply to the post talking about forgiveness instead of a completely unrelated one? Are you autistic?
>>724959232anon I think he is being purposefully obtuse and that you're wasting your time.
>>724959285I really doubt it.
>>724959269Nah, this waifu war is a culture war.It's just the culture war this time is between western men and eastern men
>>724958967Selina is a whore who routinely cucks Bats and even abandoned him at the altar during their big wedding. Is that the future you want for Robert?
>>724959082It's even better if the female villain gets redeemed and becomes the hero's underling, trying to piece her life back together while trying her hardest to contain the waterfall in her pants.
>>724959269Honestly fuck the waifu wars, Robert as the MC I think will outshine them both by the end for how strong of a protagonist he is.
>>724959120Way too short. Walking Dead s01 and Wolf Among Us episodes were easily twice the length, at around 2-2:30 hours. This is barely an hour by episode.
>>724959285I dunno they're not out yet. probably not. the last 1 or 2 might be, usually the final episode of a TT game was longer than the rest IIRC.
>>724959269You have no idea how bad these threads get at european mornings.
>>724942792Her excited at her superhero score and taking a pic of it while smiling made me care more about her dozens of times more than the sex scene.
>>724959290Well at least now i know one of the anti-invisigal posters is an actual troll.
>hear about leaks>look through leaked captions>Blazer wants the Astral Pulse for World DominationWhy did I do that
>>724959415pretty much everything involving her in the last segment of ep3 was great.
>>724959478What the fuck are you even on about you schizo?
>>724940450I've re-read this like three times and it still comes out as retard babble.>problematic TA and college student age gap dynamicWhat the actual fuck does that even mean? Why the fuck do they even bother writing these retarded paragraphs that start out as an argument only to agree in the end anyways?
>>724959485fake
>>724945179>>724944524>>724944797Just make season 2 a story that takes place at the same time as season 1, but as other anons said in another city, with a whole new set of characters. That way don't have to worry about continuity and they can have your choices "actually matter".
>>724959376Really makes me wonder if they just didn't expect it to sell or what. It's good, don't get me wrong, but the way it's been handled has been very throw-away. Just pure word of mouth advertisement outside of the TGA trailer what, a fucking year ago? Aaron Paul couldn't have cost that much
>>724959608>Aaron Paulisn't the only big name they dragged into this.
>>724959415Visi is the type of person that puts up a hard front to protect the gushing font of emotion and vulnerability inside.I wouldn't be surprised if she was a virgin.
Would Mandy get offended if I asked her to leave the necklace on at all times
>>724959353Difference is Catwoman doesn’t want to be fixed. She enjoys being a slutty thief and will always choose that life over Batman despite his best efforts. Invisigal is the opposite.
>>724958542I like sports, whiskey, and women's rears.Piercings are still gross. And the woman in that picture doesn't have one.
>>724959485Based Anon posting fake spoilers to muddy real ones.
>>724959608Dispatch was pretty much a B project that Adhoc had to focus on because there is something going on with Wolf Among Us Season 2 that is due to Telltale. They had to get something out in order to keep the company going and that something was Dispatch.
>>724959608They also got Jeffrey Wright and Laura Bailey who are both kind of big.
>>724959672We've been through this in the other thread. She's impulsive as shit. She has fucked more often than Blazer, guaranteed. Anyone who can't realize this is basically autistic.
>>724959608Jeffrey fucking Wright is in this game, that's a way deeper cut than Aaron Paul.
>>724940181You can't even walk around. Pretty much every other moviegame at least had that
>>724940450I don't get the issue here. You could be 27 and date an 18-year old or 55 and date a 24-year old and they're both completely legal. That's what both my dad and brother did. Age gap is hot and it's normal to have a younger wife.
>>724959778It’s hilarious that dispatch probably is going to end up better than Wolf among us ever will
>>724958542I dun' like 'em, sorry...
>>724959672She sucked seven batcocks
>>724959694No, the actual difference is Catwoman in most relevant continuities didn't try to murder Bats for utterly base reasons and her only mental illness is kleptomania, while IG did try to murder Robert (plus collateral since, you know, fucking BOMB) and is completely mentally unstable.
>>724941017Name 1 youtuber that's shitting on this
>>724954839>>724954957It looks like that, but Telltale barely did anything interesting with the fact that it was in-game models anyways besides lackluster "puzzles". Might as well streamline the narrative and make the actual gameplay more engaging, with the dispatching and hacking parts.
>>724959682I think she's mature enough to understand a visual preference.She still wants to settle down though, and if you're not up for that then you'll end up like Phenomaman.
>>724959894In a row?
>>724959861Wolf Among Us 2 is just too fucking late. Everyone wanted it like a decade ago.
>>724945924Based.
>>724959945yes
>>724942956big chungus
>>724959786>>724959818>literal co-star of one of THE biggest television shows in American history>2 literal whos to any normal personYeah nah.
So when are the rest of the episodes out?
I genuinely think the bump was because cr1tikal did videos and streams hardily recommending it and RPing as his character.His first Dispatch video has a clickbait title advertising his role and it's at 2 million views after 1 week.
>>724956635Telling her the dress is too small doesn't count as warning her despite Robert doing so, the only one that count is to autisticly shout it out instead of being subtle.
>>724960038Tomorrow and then a week after tomorrow.
>>724957327He's already fit, in a natty sort of way.
>>724960042Nah, the bump was always going to occur with the waifu wars. When is the last game that actually had any worth arguing about?
>>724960038Tomorrow for 5 + 6 and the 12th for finale.
>>724957705Malevola like monster bat dick.
>>724959989Also Fables is a dead series IIRC>>724960038Two tomorrow, the final two on the 12th
>>724960037Jeffrey Wright has an Emmy, a Tony, and a Golden Globe. He was nominated for an Oscar. He has major roles in blockbuster movies going back 20+ years including Hunger Games, Batman, and James Bond while also having artsy fartsy cred. He's by far the most famous person in the cast.He also has starring roles in Westworld and Boardwalk which are both BB tier in terms of viewership, if not beyond it.
>>724960037Laura Bailey maybe is a literalwho to normies but Wright is a pretty big name these days.
Invisigal pegs men btw
Looked through dialogue for ep 5 and 6. Lot of cute moments for both girls. Everyone will be happy.
>>724940450reditors arent human
>>724959660They got that actor that played the black robot expert in Westworld to play the old guy that helps Robert.
>>724960319Sure didn't look like that in her dream...
>>724960338Lots of this happening for sure
>>724960246Neither of those shows is anywhere as big in the normiesphere as BB, sorry to burst your bubble. And having bit parts in movies isn't much either.More people know Aaron Paul than "that black guy who was in that movie".
>>724960052>being subtleYou mean being a coward
>>724942956The best interactions are Robert with Black Einstein though. I can't get enough of him.
It's so much better that we didn't get to play the game when we wanted to and had to wait weeks to finish it. I LOOOOOOOOVE episodic releases.
>>724960460This, but unironically.
>>724960319Yes, she pegs Waterboy while Robert rails her.
>>724957910I don't really mind nostril or other facial piercings (though I still prefer women without them) but septums look like shit 100% of the timejust limit them to the ears
>>724960452just wait until you see super saiyan black einstein
>BB isn't a blonde OR a brunette >She's an alien like Phenomaman and can change shape >Her third form is one of the villains from ep 1Goddamnit
>>724960460agreebinge culture is ruining media and giving us space to discuss shit week to week is much more satisfying
>>724960310Yeah, such a big name I didn't even know his name despite having seen several productions he was part of.Face it, you ask 100 people on the street who Aaron Paul is, most of them are gonna know him. You do the same with Wright, you're gonna empty stares from most of them.I get it, you like a somewhat obscure actor, good for you, I have such actors too. But I don't delude myself into thinking they're more famous than they really are.
>>724960460Yes, the anticipation is part of the fun.
>>724960591not hovering that spoiler but i already know...
>>724960632Yeah dude discussing who farts you would rather sniff is so based and redpilled
>>724960632>binge cultureSir this is a board for discussions about VIDEO GAMES. You don't binge a video game, and trying to turn video games into TV shows is as retarded an idea as trying to turn them into movies was.
>>724960019Why doesn't this get more shit on this board? It's the quintessential Reddit meme. /v/ is okay with playing Reddit: The Game now?
>>724960613Do one for Flambae next.It just occurred to me how gay is name is. I can't believe I never noticed until now.
>>724960654Saying 20% of people would know Aaron Paul by name is being generous
>>724960706Anon, why do you keep stating the obvious? BB has the strongest farts, we all know that and Invi knows how to hold her own, because it would give away that she's in the room when she's spying on people.
>>724949886The rare Amber Heard type?
>>724959269I don’t really care for the waifu wars, desu. I’m just glad that they have us two great options. I’m team BB, but I’d be lying if I said Invisigal wasn’t stiff competition.
>>724960819No, Amber wasn't joking, she actually did shit on his bed.
>>724960807Or just keep throwing a tantrum because people know the BB co-star but not black actor man, you do you.
>>724960654People always have to be reminded who Aaron Paul played to remember him, no one knows him by name. I would say Wright is probably the same.
The best ending:
>>724960678>>724960632>>724960528>>724960817IM DISCOOSIN' I'M GONNA DISCOOS!
>>724949059If there is even a one percent chance that she will peg me, I have to take it as an absolute certainty.
>>724960920>no amulet>still blondelol
damn what got the troons fired up all of a sudden?
>>724960929Yes, I'm glad to be here, and I couldn't have had shared these threads with better (mecha) men.
>>724960929You dislike discussions yet you are discussing in a thread right now. I am very smart.
>>724940450It's funny to me that soiciety wants you to both consider adult women to be children mentally but also take them seriously when it comes to work and politics. Invisigal is 27 and the one taking the lead but it's le problematic because muh age gap
>>724960968Guy who commissioned this didn’t go the BB route lmao
>>724960968She dyed her hair.
Only autists who don't know how to deal with unpredictable behaviour hate invisigal
>>724961048And people who don't enjoy getting blown up by evil cunts.
>>724959945Kek
>>724940450i wanna strangle redditors and zoomers so fucking bad
>>724961040he just picks whatever route people pay the most forVisifags are literally paypigs
I'm having such a good time talking about the game they should have delayed the episodes to yearly releases instead. Who wants to actually play or even finish something(ick). Annual releases would be much better.
>>724961048Of the many things Blazer has more than Invisigal, predictability is not one of them. Both of them are as shadowy as the other
he's so mad lmao
>>724961048But here's the real theory, are her smells invisible if she wants them to be? Imagine if she rips a huge one
>>724961147Dude if you watch his channel you’ve got to realize that the entire audience are paypigs for literally everything.
>>724940246Is this even possible? Or does the game force you to fool around with Blazer/Invis? I haven't even played the game desu, just watched some chick stream the 4 eps to see if I might buy it eventually, but I do remember seeing some achievement leak in the earlier threads about "just staying friends" but there was also a Phenom achievement posted that everyone thought was a romance achievement and it was just him giving you a hug apparently so... Did it get confirmed somewhere that you're never forced into Blazer/Invis? I'd go check the full leaks but kinda trying to avoid that. I was planning on doing similar when finally playing through it, ignore Blazer, friendzone Invis, be a bro and help Phenom get his GF back if possible, kick the bat out and focus attention on the flat-chested knife-throwing assassin-girl, she's way hotter than Blazer/Invis imo, but accepting volcel ending if the flattie doesn't get anything at all, which is probably what'll happen.
Robert seems cuck-coded. Like Kratos. Like he would be willing to get pegged and put in a chastity cage or watch as his gf is fucked but the writers would act like all of that just makes him cool, carefree and not insecure about his masculinity
>>724961248no dumbass, the dog sniffs her out while she's invisible at one part. if she farts, everyone is smelling it.
>>724959208>tradwife fantasy>corporate excecShe SUCKS
>>724961158This but unironically. They should do generational releases instead 1 episode per generation, so I can enjoy the next episodes with my kids and grandkids and it becomes a family tradition
Same people who simp for Invisigal are the same ones who do the same with characters like Revy from Black Lagoon. Hot in theory but beyond surface level attraction the are a minefield of red flags who are not suited for a relationship.
dispatch dev here we actually did the weekly release not because of a tv thing but to prolong the /v/ threads
>>724961327It's normal to project onto the protagonist, but I think you're doing it to an unhealthy degree, anon.
>>724961158That's just what being an Ass Creed fan was until Ass Creed 3. Or basically any game with an extended plotline. .dotHack comes to mind.
Wtf is blud yapping aboot?
>>724961347Robert the first...
>>724961336Just wait for the future episodes
How much stock do you think Blazer owns in SDN?I'm guessing 3%.
>No malevola romancedropped
>>724957090lol what? How many pages of autistic monkey branch screeching did you manage to miss? And the NTR posting before that which only got quashed by the leaks?
>>724961451I wanna know about Robert's grandpaWas he some retrofuturistic golden age shit?
>>724961334She definitely smells like cigarettes, Beef kinda made a face when he got a whiff of her.
>>724961396Let's not pretend for even a second ANYONE gave a flying fuck about Desmond's storyline. The modern times plot was universally despised for taking time away from stories people actually care about.
Why do Blazerfags need to type out essays to justify their choice?
>>72496003780% of people couldnt even tell you his name. They would just go "oh thats jesse pickman"
Why do Invisicucks think only with their dicks?
>>724961621I was invested in it, at least during the Ass 2 games. Never bothered going past revelations, however. Burned myself out playing 2, brother and rev one after the other.
>>724961367oh and can that guy make more ai vids thank you for your attention to this matter
>>724961621>Let's not pretend for even a second ANYONE gave a flying fuck about Desmond's storylineI didat least I did in 2 and brotherhood. they dropped the ball hard enough with revelations and 3 that I stopped caring.
Pick the whore if that's what you really want.But don't lie and claim she's something else.
I just hope we'll get to see Mandy naked soon.
>>724961762To be fair ass creed 4 the pirate one was fucking fantastic imo. But not really a true part of the series
So, I started playing Dispatch finally.I did not expect that voice from Robert.
>>724961621I just wanted his story to culminate in him actually getting assassin abilities and doing shit in his own game. They give him like a few missions to shine and then kill him off. Wasted potential.
>>724961805Wise words, and I think everyone who picked Blonde Blazer needs to hear this
>>724961936why not? they even designed him to feel aaron paul-ish
>>724961936the voice completely does not match the way he looks. he looks like a 23 year old twink but sounds like a 45 year old divorcee. Paul's delivery is really good and even when his lines aren't great he saves them.
>>724941529I have a girlfriend though?
It’s less his voice and more how he acts. When Visi gets super wet for him and starts aggressively flirting he doesn’t stammer like an anime protagonist, he matches her banter with his own.
>>724951992>>724952549No you dumbfucks, the Cliffhanger of Episode 6 will be that Chase gets injured saving Invisigal, making you think he died. Invisigal will reveal the betrayal at the beginning of Episode 7
>>724939713Damn straight, a girl who has gooner dreams about me? Wife
>>724941529you do understand that people with significant others also enjoy romance in stuff, right?
>>724962171>he looks like a 23 year old twink but sounds like a 45 year old divorceeGood thing his character is somewhere in between then. Balances out.
>>724961048>if you don't want to marry the autist that makes YOU the autist!Grim
>>724962525The dudes been going through life or death situations his whole life why would a girl talking to him make him stammer?
>>724962705>his character is somewhere in betweenthat's a good point actually
>>724941529Can't imagine doing that.
>>724962653>>724962653
>>724961336>i don't want a rich successful wifeYour kids will be low IQ failures and you'll be a wagie til the day you die.
>>724961642I'm not a Blazefag I just hate Invisibitch and all attempts to justify this character.
They should have done one episode a week instead of 2. Think about it. We would be hyped for turnover right now.
>>724962723Yes. No one despises autists more than an autist
>>724962825You know this is a video game, right?
If this were ancient Rome or China it's very obvious Blazer would be wife material and Invisigal would be prime concubine stock, but never the other way around
how long was it between Walking Dead and Wolf Among Us episodes, anyway? I feel like those took like a pretty long time to come out but it's been so long.
>>724962975Well good think this isn’t chink country then
>>724962975Ancient Romans thought eating pussy was gayer than fucking other men, who cares what they think?
>>724963060>>724963137And also everywhere else in the world at every period of history that wasn't monogamous.
>>724963137>Ancient Romans thought eating pussy was gayer than fucking other menAnd they would be right
>>724963265whatever helps you sleep at night fag
>>724962489>>724962565Are yours nice? Saner than these two from the game?
Psychoanalysis:Blonde Blazer is for men who want to fuck moms.Invisigal is for men who want to fuck daughters.
>>724963312Yeah, wish she could fly though that would be great.
>>724960706That's going to happen regardless. Weekly releases make it possible to discuss the small details, and a week is really not that much. Now, if we had to wait like Deltarune...
>>724962825>he wants a slut who slept her way to the topI mean if you're into cuckoldry good for you I guess but I don't think many people want that.
>>724951014Blonde Blazer is such a happy kek!
