>mfw some scrub is talking back
Immo won
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZnQVC75-Pt0No respect for tranny fuckers.
>nigger DSP
>>724942562holy based
>>724943716it's darkskinphil
Slowly but protrudly
black ass coon!https://rumble.com/v6z0kbc-lowtiergod-uncle-ruckus-reborn.html
this is a FUCKING video
LOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaH-MYo4a1U
your mom
>>724943243>plus stick a saturn stick up his ass
>>724942562>throw three punches>out of breath, needs to pause>try to throw three more>literally pass outspend less time gaming, more time exercising
>>724942562Why is he so obsessed with fucking your mom? I know he likes to project a lot so did he have tons of stepdads growing up?
>>724942958Unironically a kino couple.
*ultras*nothin personell
>>724945496its because he's 40
>>724947042good on him for dating in his age pool
>Man fighting PS5 games.webm
>>724945418Still tree more than you are able
>>724945418cant fucking believe a /v/ poster is talking about someone elses athleticism LOL
>>724948259don't you have a daughter to support, dale?
People hate on LTG but he's not that bad, honestly.But he's a shitty father. He talks about Rogs all the time but this mother fucker has a daughter and he went for milk and never came back, so.I mean, kind of a pot calling the kettle black situation here, no pun intended.
>>724942562THIS IS A FUCKING VIDEO
>>724948371too busy making new ones hbu ytboy?
PEANUT BUTTER COMPLEXION STALLION ASS CHEEKS GLISTENING
MY COVENANT
>>724948545>knock some btich up>doens't give you a son>leave and start dating a high schooler Besides him being a hypocrite, that was a based manuever.
What are his best rants/stories? For me it's the black bust ritual
>>724949075that time he got ZESTED by that Jive tranny
>>724948371Ayo mods, sew this nigga's asshole shut and force feed him until he explodes. Tired of haters in my chat.
>>724942562Is LTG a character or is he that autistic? I genuinely can't tell
GAA DUU
>>724942562how about you pay your child support, Dalauan?
>>724942562CHILD SUPPORT DODGING
>>724948545I can give less of a fuck if someone abandons their future whore daughter. Having a daughter is one of the most embarrassing things ever. Raising a bitch so she can suck and fuck multiple dudes.
>>724949075The "keep seasoning" crashout was peak verbal shitposting
>>724942562DID YOU DO A MOTHERFUCKING RAGE ART ON MY STREAM???*goes back to home screen, close game, turn off camera*
is it true this nigga is gay?
>>724949370Hey, don't get me wrong, I definitely believe some people should never procreate. Like you, for example. Your nuts might as well get clipped if you actually believe that shit.
In a better world LTG would be the Game Awards MC and each announcement would be followed by a 5 minute rant.
>>724949291YOU SAID GAA DUU? MODS GET HIM OUT OF HERE. PAY ME 0.0032 BTC AND I'LL THINK ABOUT UNBANNING YOU
Why doesn't he write a book? He clearly has a way with words.
>>724949473No idea, but he writes some of the gayest homoerotica known to man
>>724942562>weakest punch I've ever seendon't these hood niggers literally train every day getting into a fight?
>>724942562>mfw the child support bill comes in
>>724949056Nigger>>724949370Nigger
>>724949559Too much work. LTG is pretty lazy if you've been watching him for a while. He doesn't like working for his money. He'd rather lean into the ragebaiting and get people to donate to him through social media exposure. It's not like he's even very good at any game he plays. He kind of sucks, actually.
>>724942562Sometimes I wonder if Dale knows that a good portion of his enablers are white dudes with a bbc/black people fetish that get off by watching him say shit all day. I mean, prostitution is inevitable for a dude like him.
itt: fatherless childs malding
For me it's ninomae ina'nis
>>724949370what if your son ends up doing that kinda shit?at least it's expected out of a woman childyou just have to teach her not to give it up for free
>>724942562>watch LTG get his ass beat in Tekken, crying about everyone spamming the same moves over and over again>rewatch fight>the opponent is actually just playing the gameEven as a total outsider to Tekken I can tell he's full of shit.
>>724949945Nigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6c9Vxf_p7LIi like his little gay fanfic
>>724949719That nigga hasn't stepped into a hood for years.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-uUSQ_NOBrAIs he based or cringe?
>>724949945We must be better step-up dads.
unironicaly, who was in the wrong here
>gets DNA test >is the most typical USA nigger mix in existence>"Damn bruh I can say I's Nigerian now instead of just black"
>>724950184he'll never come back
>>724947083>loses
>>724950424Winners are never wrong, this is a fact ya'll shit yolo ass bitch ZESTY WHEN I SAY BUM
>>724949180Kek
>>724950424>chimp out"lololol nigger rage lololol">dont chimp out"pussy lolololol hahahah"
i miss yt dale. the current ltg is so neutered and boring
>>724945496>did he have tons of stepdads growing up?yes he said so himself, his mom used to be a backshot queen
>>724942562Sorry but there is only one lolcow king
>>724951850>t
>>724942562Acting like a woman?
>>724951850His crash out last night was hilarious Dude is losing his mind daily
>>724942562anyone good aka not you is money stolen tier
>>724950424This was just for show, neither of them wanted to get in an actual fight. Give LTG some credit for not being a stereotypical nigger in this occasion.
>>724949056>>724949370SAAAAR
>>724950546Nigger
>>724953069Jeets want to have daughters, that way they don't need to leave the house to do the needful
>>724948259I, however, can believe a /v/ poster is too autistic to get a joke
>>724947312who brought up trees? it's three, jeet
>>724953954Or to deliver one with any sort of competence.
>>724949075>What are his best rants/stories?for me it's his bedtime storyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFx042dw16Q
>>724953515True but there's also a ton of female foeticide going on over there.
>>724954191I miss rocks and the other og trolls these new ones just dont got it. The deadbeat dad jokes just fail cause he just starts going silent after it's brought up.
>lowtestgod
LTG was heavily bullied growing upHe isnt fighting anybody, he bitches out every time
>>724952575Was it something unique or just same old Phil?
did the child support/deadbeat spamming destroy his homoerotic improv powers? all the clips ITT are years old atp
dale wilson
>>724945418Look at his body dude, he's on a whole other level compared to a balding dicklet with stick arms like you.Each one of those punches? Shattering your bald moldy head like an egg
>>724950424LTG could have murdered this dysgenic lil faggot but played along.
>>724950187BLACK CLOAKS
>>724957642Me in a gold cloak
>>724949075Mouse Trap and Pizza Hut were highlights to me
>>724952102who the fuck has bread themed wristrests
>>724942562How does he feel about his daughter looking like him?
>>724954613LTGROCKS is legendary
>>724942691His fat spic ass got doxxed, far from winning Anon.
>>724942562i miss sf4
>>724942562I don't understand why anyone would watch or keep up with this literally retarded gay nigger
motivated....https://youtu.be/AWZneyD6JC0?si=hcrvovPzSlB7YOpo
>>724950187Something really funny to me about LTG describing himself as being evil.
lowtiergawd is a fag lol
He has a lot of sad stories>molested as a child>bullied by other black people>had to pretend to be "black" to be accepted>his black friends stole his games when he invites them to his house>had to run home with his sister after school to avoid getting into fights>gf makes up a story about being raped by two men>gf makes up a story about being drugged and raped at a party then waking up in a bathtub>gf cheats on him in his own bathroom>gf cheats on him and embarrasses him about it in front of his classmates
>>724949370Correct. It's best to instead raise a tranny son who can do that stuff. Also don't forget shitposting on /v/.
>>724961475life really is hell for a black man who lives midst of other black men and doesnt want to be a rog
>>724949075https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6c9Vxf_p7LI chasing you down with his covenant, totally not a buckbreaking fantasy
>Dale constantly chastises other rogs for "not taking accountability and not being a family man">Refuses to support his daughterWhat does he mean by this?
>>724961738Fate of many black men, sadly. LTG probably wouldn’t of reached lolcow status if he didnt make up so much shit
>>724949075YOU NIGGERS AIN'T TALENTEDI'M TALENTED
>>724961475All that sounds par the course except being molested as child. Part of growing up, learning from experiences and becoming a man.
>>724960691he got 100k from re-streaming dale
>deadbeat dad>broke>zestyhe's the quintessential nigga
>>724962778>niggago back
>>724963000oh sorry, black ass ape coon jigaboo nignog spook nigger
>>724949762>It's not like he's even very good at any game he plays. He kind of sucks, actually.LTG is more skilled than 90% of /v/ by virtue of being a fighting game player, even if he's "average" by those standards. You people bitch incessantly over casual singleplayer games like Silksong, you guys are not on the same league.
>>724942562I was my best friends LTG
>>724942562Video games, faggot, VIDEO GAMES!
>>724963240Forgot "moon cricket", go back
>>724963567>Forgot "moon cricket"that's because I only participate in casual racism, I don't play ranked
>>724961738I think Dale has said that he was tricked into having the kid because his baby momma wanted to baby trap him.
>>724949075He would be the goat streamer if his persona was ironic and he had bouts of being a empathetic human. But now he's a sperging, raging balrog which makes him a lolcowAmazing how some fuckers squander possibly millions while we mortal wageslave
>>724963281>Being average is still being better than over 90% of all of /v/FGC normies are bottom of the barrel, so if anything they'd be right at home in this shithole.
>>724949075Look at those lips, he's one zesty ass nigger.
>>724964391>I think Dale has saidNope that's what his fans say in order to cope that he is a deadbeat dadWhat dale says is that's fake tik tok shit
>>724957583LTG never, and I say literally NEVER won a set against Viscant all the way up to SFV where he got humiiliated again
>>724959550IMAGINE BEING AT COMPUTERS
>>724954069stay salty lil nigga
>>724942562i love this nigga LTG
YEAH I SAID NIGGA, 5-6 MILLION TIMESYOU DON'T LIKE IT? SUCK ON MY DICK NIGGAGET THAT ASS BANNEDMODS, GET THAT NIGGA OUT OF HERE
LTG frieza clips are always so funny.
>>724949075I look like I work at Pizza Hut? Well listen, here's what Imma do. Cuz I look like I work at Pizza Hut, Imma go ahead and grab one of the empty boxes that are in my motherfuckin' stove cuz I always keep an empty, y'know empty pizza box just for the fuck of it until I feel like I'm throwing it away.Imma go ahead and I'm just gonna ring your mom's doorbell. When I know you just sleep, Imma ring your mom's doorbell. She's not gonna answer it at first because she's gonna see a tall black man. But she gon peep through the peephole and see that I got peanut butter complexion, so everything's gonna be alright!I'm gonna have the pizza box, and be like, "Excuse me ma'am, did you order pizza?" She's gonna look at me up and down, see the abs chiseling and busting through the underarmor, see the BBC slightly protruded to the left, and just PULL me in.The pizza box flies, she says, "W-wait a minute, there's no pizza?" I say, "We-well, you just pulled me in the house!" Throws me on the couch. Gets to her knees, grabs one fist, grabs another. Gives me a double-stack because I got the BBC. Starts sucking, twerking, twisting, and I'm like, "Ouuh! Ouhhh-ogh-ahhhhhhhh!" That's all I can really do and I submit and I just bust infinite hot loads of matrix juice right down her motherfuckin' throat until she gulps... and gargles... and asks for more.Get that ass banned bitch-ass nigga, get the fuck up outta here, somebody ban this nigga.Imma deliver pizza to your fuckin' mom while you're asleep, bitch.
GET THAT ASS BANNED
>>724966238Bukowski ain't got shit against this modern urban poet
>>724951850why be a kingwhen you can be a GOD?
>>724966238>She's not gonna answer it at first because she's gonna see a tall black man.This part always has me in stitches
>>724949075I wish I could find the clip where to compares someone's mom to a vacuum cleaner and Birdo, that was kino
>>724966238>peanut butter complexionI don't think I've ever heard anyone described that way
>>724967230>>724949075Nevermind, found it. What a ladhttps://youtu.be/AbbDH_lrtlA?t=8842
>>724949075https://youtu.be/pHSQBrPdweEnothing will ever beat this set.
>>724950424LTG like always started trash talking then he cucked out when the guy he was bullying actually fought back. Him stating that "it's just a game bro relax" after losing is the most cucked shit i've EVER fucking heard.
>>724949370Dude, he said he avoids his daughter because she is turning "too hot". He does not want to feel desire for his own daughter.
>>724949075salad dodging yadda yadda
>>724963331Huh?
>>724942562what the hell is that haircutits like a faded mullet
>>724971741it's a burst fade, bum ass broke ass bitch ass nigga
>>724952876>>724957583t. LTG
mods, add one electron to EVERY atom in his body
>>724942562>mfw someone scrubs my back
HOW BOUT I TAKE MY MOTHERFUCKIN GOD DAMN COVENANT. CHASE YOU DOWN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MOTHERFUCKING SNOW - YOU'RE RUNNING. YOU SEE A BUNCH OF US IN BLACK CLOAKS RUNNING TOWARDS YOU, YOU SEE ME IN A GOLD CLOAK. BIG, TALL, MUSCULAR, EVIL ASS MOTHERFUCKER RUNNIN AT YOU. FIRST I START OFF LIKE THIS CUS I DON'T NEED MY FULL SPEED TO CATCH YOU. THEN I SEE YOU START TO SPEED UP. THEN I START SPEEDIN. THEN I JUST GO *POINT* *POINT* AND I JUST SIC MY WHOLE COVENANT, AND THEY'RE JUST CHASING YOU, RUNNIN AT YOU LIKE WOLVES IN BLACK-IN BLACK CAPES. THEY TACKLE YOU. RUN THIS IS YOU RIGHT I'M ME THIS IS YOU. TACKLE YOU. UGHN! GRAB YOU. I CALL OVER ROCKS, SIGNALLING HIM. ROCKS COMES FROM BEHIND YOU. I HAVE ALL MY COVENANT CLOAKS RIPPING OFF YOUR CLOTHES. YOU'RE ASS NAKED IN THE SNOW STUCK! LIKE THIS. JUST STUCK. AND THEY'RE HOLDIN YOU DOWN YOU'RE LIKE "AUUUHH! AUUGHNUUUH!" I'M LIKE "ROCKS!" I MAKE THE SNAP. ROCKS RIPS OFF HIS CLOTHING. FLOPS OUT HIS BBC JUNIOR. ON THE FUCKIN RIGHT ASSCHEEK, ON THE LEFT. WHILE ALL MY COVENANT CLOAKS HOLD YOU DOWN. AND HE JUST FORCEFULLY FUCKS YOU, AND CHOKES YOU. "NGHN! NGHN!" AND YOU'RE LIKE "AAUUGHHAH! AUAAAEGHH!" AND HE JUST CHOKES YOU, BUSTING YOU. AND JUST HUMILIATE YOU. AND I COMMAND MY WHOLE CLOAKS TO STAND AROUND YOU, AND EJACULATE AND BUST NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FROZEN BODY, WHILE WE FORCE YOU TO LAY THERE AND FREEZE IN THE SNOW BITCH ASS NIGGA SUCK MY DICK
>>724942562Man his punches are slow. Seriously how do some people swing a full punch in like 50 ms? I feel like most cameras record at a low frame rate so fight videos/boxing looks more impressive than they actually are
>>724972091this nigga says he's not gay btw
>>724942562Dale invented the BBC
>>724972412probably cause hes a fucking nerd and it's all a character he's putting on, no nevermind it's all real and he's actually an angry ranting negro with nobel laureate tier rants, obviously.
How do you defeat his covenant?Use your videogame knowledge to help you defeat this boss /v/
>>724949075https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbPMmjZr8tY
>>724942562
>>724964920born2thug
>>724972970Hahahahahaha
>>724960691If I made $121k+ from restreaming Dale, then fuck dox me.
>>724973325Oh hey that's my image lmaoAlso, does anyone have the pic of ltg chuckling?
>>724949370>Having a daughter is one of the most embarrassing things ever.This
>>724949075EVERY NIGHThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CASVBgBtvrs
Since we are already here, does anyone want to play some Fightcade?
>>724973545I like it kys has another meaning now thanks to you.
>mfw the scrub was actually smurfing and proceeds to destroy meSmurfing should permanently ban you from all games for life.
>>724974018>low tier voodoo god
>>724974018Hahaha my pleasure
https://youtu.be/Zx3aaWahTCA
4chan with the LTG thread tho???OOOOOH SHIIII
yooo portapog big salute for the 1000 candies
>>724974591i got rugpulled out of 2k candies chat...
>>724942562RIP LTG
>>724943243>Make em eat Bri'ish food
dale playing fortnite is funniest shit ever
https://youtu.be/qQSF2OjFvpI?t=228
>>724943243>Mods, bind his hands, string him up by the neck until he's dead, cut him down, poison him with arsenic, put two shots into the back of the head before slitting his throat. Leave a note by his corpse claiming suicidal intent.
>>724949075Darnell The Flex God
Mentally untouchable.
The type of people that watch and follow streamers are so parasocial and stupid that they can't comprehend the concept of a heel, and forget that they're watching an entertainer.
>>724942562DSP could beat the shit out of him
https://youtu.be/TZgdQleqHyg
>>724975854DSP would get his ass beat by wings, that's why he stayed in his echo chamber like a pussy.
>>724975854>>724976051https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tt-9LgAmP90Lowtiergod already won against DSP once, why wouldn't he win again? He plays fighting games 24/7.
>>724977069Lmao wtf is this
>>724942562What expression is this face supposed to convey?
>>724977338Possessed by the cyborg BBC.
>>724974896>pregnant LTG AI slopI'm in tears
>>724977441Hhaahahahaha. Wherr the fuck do you guys come up with these comments
>>724949075The one about chasing another man down so his friends can hold him down while he rapes him is hilarious, because he acts it out on his bed and his cat is there just watching him
>>724977069>Needs another break so he can jerk off to troonski's fake tits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNccVYLwkFQDOONGIE
>>724977790I forgot he calls THE OTHER GUY a faggot too for being the subject of his own rape fantasy
>>724950424>BITCH!>COME HERE, BITCH!
Everyone that refers to lowtiergod as Dale is weird
dale
>>724942562desu I'm kind of surprised he hasn't assaulted anybody yet
>>724978926Fairly certain his ex has a restraining order on him for that exact thing
THIS DUDES DOING STRINGS
>>724942562Is Dale autistic
>>724979832WOW
>>724978926he said he would kill the next troll that says or does something to him in public
>>724963331What?
>>724942562Is this the black guy that chimped out and almost killed a wrestler?
ENDTHEULTRA
>>724980146LTG isnt that much of a nigger
>>724976051They had a discussion about this recently. DSP would have beaten him with stamina and tire him out, so Wings wouldn't be able to do a thing and Wings agreed. He'd win against DSP if they'd fight in a tight space like a bathroom though.
>>724978406DOONGIE LMFAO
>>724978406>had to stand up and walk away after that rantMan, this awakened some repressed memories. LTG had a hard life.
>I share a board with unironic stream watchers>even worse, black streamers
>>724981913Dungie's BBC fucked him up hard
One time I turned into one of his streams where he was just playing a video of a fashion show and was judging the model's bodies and it was honestly one of the funnier things Ive watched as far as streamershit. For some reason models were all 5/10's for the most part.
I've seen recent highlight videos and he's playing SFV now? Or is that old footage? I thought he called it the worst Street Fighter and hated that game?
>>724949075my favorite chimpout is his rape fanfic after joon the king made a documentary about himhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0ZHieSF23E
>>724982358He hates 6 so much he completely forgot how much he hated V and now glazes over it, same shit with SF4.And he only plays on his lobby against his paypigs that let him win outside a few guys.
You MUST talk about the game in chatYou MUST contribute if you want gameplay to continue next streamTip goals MUST BE MET EVERY STREAM if you want to see me eat a burger every week or soIt's been TOO LONG since the last tipThis is your LAST CHANCE to give me money today, snort
>>724982358I check his streams like 2 or 3 times a year just to see what he's up to and I was surprised to see him STILL playing Falke in SFV and STILL rage alt-tabbing his PS5 button during his opponent's ultra combos lol. I understand that he's a lolcow but how about some new material?
Being called a "Rog" by Low Tier God is a rite of passage.
>>724974415Totally not gay BTW
>>724966238This is the best one, the cadence of "gulps and gargles and asks for more, get that ass banned" is pure kino. The dude is a showman.
>>724982645This is the cycle of life for Dale. Back when SF4 was the standard, that game was the worst game he'd ever played. It was so casual, it let scrubs beat him, etc. SF3 was the true Street Fighter. As said by our lord and savior Daigo. What's that? Daigo says he hates SF3? Well we won't worry about that, Dale sure doesn't. Fast forward to SF5 where all of a sudden that game was the worst game ever and SF4 was the game for true patricians. Even though it is documented that he said SF4 was the worst. Nothing about SF4 changed in the transition to SF5. It's just that he needs an excuse to why he keeps losing and so he uses a game people move around from as a point of comparison. For the record, I do think SF5 is the most casual SF. But those casual mechanics are the reason Dale finds any success at all. But because he's such a massive narcissist (his words, not mine) he thinks it's skillful when he does it but scrubby when someone else does it And so we reach SF6. Everyone has moved on from 5, which means now 5 is good because there's less people who will challenge him on that game. And 4? Well of course that game is the holy grail because no one plays it and therefore he can pretend he has even a modicum of success in it. I can't wait for SF7 so I can see him explain why 6 is good actually, despite documented evidence of him saying otherwise. Dale is /v/ personified
>>724972970I send Master Chief
>>724949075The covenant chasing that man down one of his trolls and gang raping him. Some animated the story and it was amazing.Best clip is him trying to ragequit on SFV but he can't hit the 'close application' button fast enough and rogs out
>>724943716Black DSP, yes, but I don't think LTG plays any other vidya than fighting games
>>724985229I'm pretty sure he's played Mario Kart. And yes he sucks at that too, continuously getting 11th place and calling Bullet Bill the "BBC Missile." He's also played Fall Guys where people will routinely troll him. But I think the most hilarious of all was his attempts to play Tetris 99 where people would go out of their way to make sure he gets all the garbage so he could rage at that game too
Reading this thread is like being on the /v/an
>>724949075>AFRICAN>ASSES>BOUNCINGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7JJAU-X9zs
>>724955529Most of those are from 2020 during the lockdowns. He calmed down even before that.
>>724949075>while your girlfriend ax for kakolds
>>724949370>he actually believes in that copypastago outside man.
>>724949075AND YOU BREAK THE BUFFET
>>724944997holy kek
MY WHOLE LIFE HAS CHANGED
>>724966238pure kino
>>724982013isnt this from the thing remake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikdoHxNz9qU
>>724949370The amount of people who did not realize that this anon was quoting LTG verbatim proves that this thread is full of POSERS.
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>>724987460>bro how embarrassing you were just posing as somebody obsessed with livestreamersand? not the own you think it is
>>724985041The funny thing is that he bitches about SF6 for drive rush "glueing combos" or jab jab jab into combos and says "you couldn't do that in 4" when that game was infamous for jab combos (even being called jab fighter 4 by some).Also he says 4 is more skillful due to 1f links and nothing else.
>>724942958Topping another dude is straight tho
>>724987982TURN INTO A BIRD!!!!
>>724982013most people watch troll clips on youtube to have a laugh at this bum, it's not that deep
ILL BE THAT DEVIL
>>724988193he used the easiest/most busted characters in 4 too
>>724949075not a rant or story, but my favourite moment is when donator calls out his age and just mentally flashbangs himhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1xM43uJGVA
>>724988618How was rolento busted lol. Only dogura played him yet never made it to top 4. Maybe even top 8
You said that Nash was inspirational?!
>>724948768do you have the other viral kys now remix?
>>724985229He got stuck on the Ada section of RE2R
>>724977069don't post it
>>724987982I know that feel.
>>724942562Pay your child support DALE DOSSIER
>>724949075>>>/wsg/6020430
>>724942958>LTG actually smiling and complementing someone unironicallyI don't know the context behind it but I never thought I would see this like ever
>>724942562A scrub is a guy that passes by. He's also known as a busta.
>>724972970Summon his daughter
>>724985556ltgdeath2
wtf is a rog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10qRM4gdqQc
>>724990425In real life he is actually a pretty average nice guy. He is one of those people completely ruined by being terminally online.
why do niggers swing their arms around instead of punching properly?
We need more commandgrab getting gangbanged by shotas(bitch was beat on a $20 bet but keep upping it like 15 times cuz retard can't take the L)
>>724990975That's a first.I wish that he would leave all of this behind but knowing that his trolls are just as obsessed as the Wing and DSP ones that's never happening.
>>724972970I summon Judge man in attack mode! Judge man has the power to judge deadbeat fathers. JUDGE MAN, CHILD SUPPORT STRIKE!
>>724991757the most reddit thing I’ve read all day
>>724991757the most zased thing I’ve read all day
me when I samefag my own posts >>724992120
724992152nuh uh
>>724992039Heh, you're poor.
>>724991502His real personality is a nerdy insecure black guy. But he is so extremely insecure that it actually mindbroke him to the point of creating several layers around him as protection. I think he would be genuinely happy just enjoying his video games and travelling to fighting game tournaments. The other lolcows pretend to be nice guys despite being horrible people. He for some reason pretends to be an awful person while under the hood is just some nerdy guy.
Why the fuck is this thread still here? Not fucking vidya.
>>724992253>His real personality is a nerdy insecure black guy.He's a deadbeat dad, he made very rude comments about his daughter on stream without having the balls to actually mention her. He's just a rog, nothing but a rog.
>>724992253>He for some reason pretends to be an awful personI think he genuinely is an awful person. At my most charitable I'd say he was an insecure nerd that played kayfabe so long that it affected him for real. Someone who was just phoning it in knows when to stop the joke. But Dale will continue his schtick, even when it affects him IRL, with no break in continuity. And at that point, what's the difference between your character and your actual personality?
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>>724957506As a genuine question, is that webm not some sort of comedy skit? Is it meant to be taken seriously?
>>724988807LTG IS FORTY TWO?
>>724992253>I think he would be genuinely happy just enjoying his video games and travelling to fighting game tournaments.Definitely, but just as the other lolcows he doesn't see the situation that he's in. And his trolls will never stop pushing his shit further to chase reactions.At the end of the day this is still his own fault, sure, but the kiwiniggers aren't standing on any moral highground.
>>724985229He's a roblox streamer now
>>724942562SHIEEEET
>>724992595Yeah now he is nothing but what he hates most, he is long gone.>>724992643Yeah I meant more like it started that way. Now there is no chance he will accept himself.
>>724992756Hahahahahaha
>>724985556ltgnatgeo
>>724988807>paying 2 bucks to give someone a brief midlife crisis Not a bad way to spend some pocket change desu
>>724992858Fair. Will I talk shit about Dale being a deadbeat who's in crippling debt and who abandoned his daughter? Absolutely. Because Dale is a piece of shit who deserves it. Cognar was still wrong for how he got that information and should be punished as such. Until we get incontrovertible evidence that Dale is a actual pedophile, which he very well may be, he's just a 40 year old asshole who deserves to be trolled every day and nothing more.
>>724942562SALAD DODGING
LTG genuinely would have been happier in life if he was shorter and uglier.
>>724942562Only seething blackcels hate this guy. He's funny af.I don't even understand the lolcow status. >BUT HE'S A HECKIN BAD PERSONWho cares?
>>724942562https://youtube.com/watch?v=E5URR7V0cGk
>>724993149>Who cares?I do. Because he gets paid to be a bad person. So at the least he should be miserable the whole time
>>724949075It's not really a rant but I've rewatched link related countless times. https://youtu.be/xlV4AL9zkE0But if I had to choose a specific rant, it'd probably the one where he chases one of his haters down in the snow.
>>724990578If his daughter is in your party when you enter the fight, he instantly dies
>>724993149The problem is he is not really funny 90% of the time but just bitter and seething. I think a defining trait of a lolcow is turning former fans into your biggest haters and the way he often takes a non ill intended comment and seethes about it and heavily insults the person who wrote it turns many of his fans into haters.
>>724993106Dale would be happier if he would eat a single slice of humble pie. Despite being loathed by so many people, he still has a fanbase. If he appreciated them and looked back at his earlier years as a goofball cringe lord, while also taking lessons from his worst moments, he'd be so much well off that he dream career might even be possible. But the hallmark of a lolcow is a lack of self awareness
>>724993079>Will I talk shit about Dale being a deadbeat who's in crippling debt and who abandoned his daughter? Absolutely. Because Dale is a piece of shit who deserves it. Cognar was still wrong for how he got that information and should be punished as such.Sorry but I have absolutely no context in any of this (not reading 100+ pages on his wiki entry)Seeing him getting pissed off at Tekken is funny though, I'll say this.
>>724949075YOU SAID THAT NASH WAS INSPIRATIONAL??
>>724942562>souljaboy fighting PS3 games
I never got this entire lolcow thing till I randomly noticed I started hating DSP. Like genuine hate. And it switched from kinda liking the guy. Just suddenly he became insufferable. This is how a lot of married couples must feel like. Just one day you can't stand the other person.
>>724949075I NEED YOU TO GET THE GARLIC SALT
>>724993397So we've always known Dale to be an asshole and honestly that was enough for him to be a lolcow on his own. However in, I think, September of 2024 a troll named Cognar would break into his credit report. This is something that would be confirmed by Dale himself on stream. How he did it, I don't know but I'm going to assume Dale let slip personal information that Cognar used. Most of the credit report information was just funny stuff. He was 121k in debt. He had a charger he was still paying on. Etc. But the interesting thing was that Dale was paying child support to someone. That was an insane reveal because, as far as we knew, Dale had no children. This led to a hunt for who was this mystery child. Well later on a woman named Rose would reveal herself as the baby momma. And it didn't take long for people to track down who the child was. Now is Rose lying? I don't know. Then again I also don't know why anyone would want to wear the mantle of "Dale's baby momma." But assuming Rose is telling the truth, what makes this story dumber, or more interesting, is that based on the age of the little girl, Dale would've been courting a 16 year old Alaina while Rose was still pregnant.
He's just a nigga who rages at videogames while being racist, why are people so obsessed with him to the point he gets doxxed
>>724949075You said yikadee when I lost?
>>724993521Now that's how I feel about Dale. DSP was always something of a clown to me but there's been very few people that I genuinely wish the worst for and Dale is one of them. I think it was after what happened with Ronnie McNutt that I decided every misfortune that befalls Dale would be comedy.
>>724949075>Covenant cloaks>This is a fucking video, to some fat fuck on youtube named BOOGIE 2988, now...>Pizza hut>KEEP SEASONING>No BBC equals ANGER, you're upset, you're mad at these african cocks, these rhino dicks>Bedtime story>low tier friezaAnd my personal favourite:>if you're a cannibal I heard blacks taste like barbecue somebody chop these niggas up for one of these motherfucking ancient mayan barbecues. Send these fucking niggas heads down the motherfucking ancient pyramids.
>>724990856his safe way to say "nigger" on stream
>>724993729>Most of the credit report information was just funny stuff. He was 121k in debt. He had a charger he was still paying on. Etc. But the interesting thing was that Dale was paying child support to someone. That was an insane reveal because, as far as we knew, Dale had no children. This led to a hunt for who was this mystery child.>Well later on a woman named Rose would reveal herself as the baby momma. And it didn't take long for people to track down who the child was. Now is Rose lying? I don't know. Then again I also don't know why anyone would want to wear the mantle of "Dale's baby momma." But assuming Rose is telling the truth, what makes this story dumber, or more interesting, is that based on the age of the little girl, Dale would've been courting a 16 year old Alaina while Rose was still pregnant.oknow I don't know which one is more mentally illkiwifarms or the sharty
>>724993809I kinda feel the same with DSP. If I observe the situation objectively I have no excuse for myself. Like I hate this person the most of all people and wish them bad but I keep watching them. Of course me observing someone continuously, knowing all their flaws and bad mannerism I will find endless new reasons to hate them. It's a vicious circle.But in some form they are not really different than watching someone I like. There is a strange comfort when observing someone that is 100% predictable and it's not lost even if you hate the person.
>H-he abandoned his daughter
>>724994063The farms, no contest. Sharty is full of retarded children, they'll grow out of it eventually. Meanwhile, Null is 40.
>>724964639Yeah he's funny but too big of an actual asshole to make people stick around.
>>724942562you look like you work at pizza hut
>>724994093Well it's basic schadenfreude. Most truly terrible people have the financial and social leverage to get away with it even when their terrible behavior is an open secret. So there's a certain level of comfort in watching a small scale shithead get what's coming to them. Are there worse people in the world? Sure. But they don't stream themselves being an incompetent moron who sabotages any possible good will they may find by being themselves.
>>724977790ltg doesn't rape him, ROCKS does
>>724994226>they'll grow out of it eventually.I fucking wish. I hate that nigger site so much.Null is really fucking cringe though with that whole "trad" act that he tries pushing around like they aren't all basement dwellers cyberstalking people.
>>724950538>he sees the 1% nordic>in typical burger fashion that just translates to viking
I think there is not a single person on this planet where it would be funnier if it came out that they abandoned their daughter than LTG.
>>724994398>I fucking wish. I hate that nigger site so much.It's only been around for what, 6 years? It'll die eventually.
>>724992253>But he is so extremely insecure that it actually mindbroke himi can relate, unfortunately.>He is one of those people completely ruined by being terminally online.didn't he say he got molested as a child on stream? i imagine the guy has more problems then being online
>>724994320Oh yeah, you're rightI forgot about "da bbc junior" lmao
>>724994602He did but the problem is that he presents that as a good thing even though he struggles with relationships all the time. He tries so hard to be an alpha that he ends up pushing everyone away. So even though Alaina was willing to tolerate him literally smushing his own shit in the bathtub drain and admitting to having a shit rag, he still lost her because he couldn't ego check himself even a little bit.
>>724994063>whynotboth.webp
>>724949075For me, it's https://files.catbox.moe/1f64gg.mp3
>>724949075Is it true that he can tell what race you are from how you play?
>>724995073I can tell what race you are based on your voice. Trannies don't need to apply and don't count as human.
It's kinda scary that he genuinely believes he is mentally untouchable while rage quitting video games daily. Like it's the kind of delusion where you become empty inside thinking about it.
>>724942562literally who
>>724942562>when you've trained at the boxing/MMA club for a week
>>724993729If you saw the picture of the kid, you know for a fact she's Dale's. Literally looked like a female mini-me version of him. Crazy.
>>724949370Mfs will say this and father the most cock hungry twink this side of the Delta.
>>724995274So Dale's whole thing, assuming he's not playing a bit, is that he believes he's some kind of alien descendant with the "god angel gene." No really. So in his head, he doesn't need to actually do anything to be this great. Because he's racially elevated by birth. If he were to actually lose, it's because he fell to tactics that are too far beneath him to comprehend. Meaning the fault lies with the game for not giving him the tools he would need to defend himself and not with him just being a mediocre player.
>>724992253Maybe for a nigger lol
>>724949075GET YA DICK SPLIT
