>Sexy, cute protagonist>Great soundtrack>Cool-looking, fun combat>A love letter to Automata, the game scratches that itch pretty wellFirst playthrough and I seriously do not understand gaming journalist and how much of a joyless cunt one has to be to actually hate Stellar Blade. Unironically enjoying this way more than I did playing Fallen Order and Jedi Survivor with their tedious parkour sections and endless puzzles. Not even rushing to progress the story, just running around killing shit, getting new outfits and taking pictures.
>>724966983>dyke haircutincredible how a hot woman turns into a 6/10 karen just by ruining her hair
>>724967161Incredible how gay you are.
>>724967161gayest homosexual on planet faggot
>>724967161FPWP
>>724966983>>724967451
>>724967764Disgusting. I wonder how ugly you have to be irl to find objectively ugly non-feminine traits on women attractive
>>724967764ok the glasses ruin it
How does she carry her stellar blade without the ponytail?
>>724967917>>724967161You anons are probably too young to remember
>>724968504Globohomo brainwashed you, gayboy.
>>724967764cute!>>724967917>>724967924faggots!
>>724968504On the contrary, I'm actually too old to remember Prince of Craaaaaawling in my skiiiiiiiiiiiiin.
>>724966983>>724967764>blurry>shitty ditheringI literally cannot look at UE games without vomiting. How can anybody even think this looks fine?
>>724968504remember what? That woman would also be way more beautiful with long hair. Every healthy man would agree
>>724966983I mean...I don't hate it but the game is overall pretty ok at bestThe story may aswell not exist and the characters have no personality whatsoeverThe game does look incredibly pretty tho Also nier's combat is really bad and this game 's combat is sluggish and clunky as soon as more than q enemy is on screen so adding that to the story being pretty bad really doesn't helpI got hopes for stellar blade 2 since the director himself said that the story was bad and he wants to improve on that so if they get the combat a lil bit more polished and actually deliver a good story sb2 can be a really good game
>>724967161It's not incredible at all, it's common sense. Long hair are a feminine trait.When I was in grade school I had a crush on my teacher, she was wearing heels and collants and had long blonde hair. One day she came to the classroom and had a short hair cut, I was devastated, it was a traumatic experience.
>>724967161FPBPshorthairfags seething in replies.
>>724967161low t behavior btw
>>724966983>A love letter to AutomataBeing a blatant rip-off = love letter now?
>>724967161short hair is nice because it exposes the neck for kisses and bites and also long hair kinda sucks when fucking if she's on top
>>724967161The pic in OP is particularly bad. I think it's called a pixie cut. If she had just shoulder length hair it would still be nice. But yea I don't like it either
>>724967161should be a bit longer, but i get where you are coming from
>>724966983the SSAO in UE4 is awfulThey shoulda made this game in UE5
>>724966983>hair shorter than waist length lazy woman who can't even properly take care of herself so she cuts it shorts, probably smells bad too, this is why raven is superior in every way.
>>724968923So far the only faggots in this thread who seem to be seething are those who can't look at a girl with short hair without thinking about gay men, even while staring at her giant tits.
>>724967161Faggot
>>724969378Did you feed her beans
>>724969378kek based and true
>>724969394>projectionnobody talked about gay men except you. short hair on girls is just ugly.
>>724969378Based Eve telling the truth.
really dedicated...
>all that effort was for naught
easy goty 2024
>>724970662Make Raven a playable character and the sequel will sell 5 million copies easily. How the fuck can a pouty mouth be so hot
>>724967161>incredible how a hot woman turns into a 6/10 karen just by ruining her hairFunny thing eh? It's because hair length on women directly corelates to health and youth. When you're young, you can much more easily keep long hair and that capacity goes away with age, and older women don't exactly have high fertility so this translates to short hair women being perceived as sickly and infertile.The only time short hair isn't something that detracts from a woman is when her other cues for fertility are at ridiculous levels, like really wide hips, huge breasts, huge ass, etc.
>>724967917>short hair is inherently non-feminine
>>724967161I'm running a Raven's face mod and short hair and I'm diamonds every time
>>724972761Yeah you are probably ugly so brain is coping
>>724973115You're projecting too much, incel, relax
>>724967161So is she a "dyke" or a "karen", anon? Make up your mind.
>>724966983Correct, it's a good game.
was the matrix 11 dev room was the last update we'll get for this game?
>>724966983Not a bad first entry for a new series.I hope SB gameplay is more varied.Nothing against hack and slash but...
>>724973567Was it that one locked door?
>>724973742>random words seen on /v/ mashed together
>>724974365Cuckiej did you see that?LMAOOOO>>724969378>>724969378>>724969378
>>724966983What outfit/how do I get it?
>>724974791It's from the Nier Automata crossover pack.
>>724975506>Nier Automata crossover packOh the dude that zips around in a truck? How do I get him to stop?
>>724966983>unreal engine 5>dithered TAA slopYeah, nothing in this game is cute.Character design is sexual, but generic in appearance, and the graphical rendering is atrocious.
>>724975698same way as in Automata, shoot at him
>>724975845It's Unreal Engine 4, you moron.
I don't hate the game but it's extremely overhyped. Story, characters, and gameplay are all incredibly weak with cliches and predictable outcomes for nearly every single side quest and story beat. The music being superb and obviously Eve's sex appeal with all the different Nano Suits are really the only praiseworthy aspects. Hopefully the combat and story get improved upon in the sequel.
>>724975845>Nothing in this game is cuteFunny, found a few videos of different girls playing SB and by far the most common word they said were "OMG look how cuuuuuuuute she is". They were drooling at the characters like your proper basement-dwelling gooner and one even said "God, I need to do some squats", kek. What's interesting, all of them were above average or upper tier of average looking themselves. Coincidence? Don't think so.
>GOON TO THIS GOON TO THIS GOON TO THIS GOON TO THIS GOON TO THIS GOON TO THIS GOON TO THIS GOON TO THIS GOON TO THIS GOON TO THIS GOON TO THIS GOON TO THIS GOON TO THISI will, but that doesn't mean I'm not bored as fuck
Damn i love short hair on women so much it is unreal.
>>724973286not projecting since I think short hair on women is ugly retard
damn lucky
I know that I am, time is on my side
>>724969353>>724970662>>724971249>>724972761>>724973286>>724976324Sssex with Raven
>>724966983I'll buy it as soon you remove Denuvo, I promise :)
She won
I know that Eve is a weak character compared to 2B or A2, but I really appreciate how chill she is. SB has a pretty relaxing vibe despite the premise, and a Bayonetta-type femme fatale or depressed and sad 2B style kuudere wouldn't fit the game.
>>724966983She looks boring, too perfect.
>>724966983just like automata>fun>good soundtrack>good designs>good gameplaywhat journos see:>eves ass is nice, 2/10in any case, it's a great action/adventure game.
>>724978471That's because she is. Raven, Lily, Enya, even Roxanne, all have more visually interesting and striking designs over Eve. Raven personally is the best design and most interesting character in the game and I know I'm not alone in thinking so. It's insane how hard she mogs Eve.
>>724969339*Godot
>>724968504before Ubisoft was retarded they made some good games and characters.
>>724978790>what journos see:>eves ass is nice, 2/10kek most of the major ones reluctantly squeezed out a 7 to low 8 because the game is actually far too polished to go below that, but I bet they'd have loved to push it lower
>>724979173stellar blade completely mogged journo promoted shit like avowed and shadows, that says it all desu.
>>724977661Maciek won
>>724979834yeah, he gets to fuck his wife
Eve is great in every haircut
>>724966983>short hairYou're actually unironically gay
>>724967764Now she looks like a karen that shows up to the PTA to complain why her daughter (male) only got an A-.
>110 AUDGo on sale FUCK
>>724966983>>724967764Walmart bayonetta
>>724967764>>724968625You have terrible taste. Somehow you turned Eve into someone who wants to talk to me about my microaggressions.
>>724972761>>724973286These are actually hot unlike OPs.
>>724966983Imagine paying attention to game journalists in the first place. Do you even like video games, or is it just another front for your culture war?
