Nobody... NOBODY boughted my game...
who ruminates over a cooker
What game?
>>725190757It has dramatic lightning for your tiktoks!
I was just thinking about this gay video as I was walking homehow long did he take to make sure his counter and stove was clean before standing over it?why is he standing over his fucking stove?he had to put his phone up, then get in place and pose for his dramatic recordinghow many pushups did he do to make sure his veins looked heckin pumped even though we can all tell he's a twink?
>>725190660What game?
>>725190757I thought he was considering putting his head in the oven
>used my own enginethat answers that. Indie devs should be taking the path of least resistance and making games within a manageable scope.
AND THEN AI WILL DESTROY YOU UTTERLY (INCLUDING, ALL ARTISTS, ALL POLITICIANS, ALL WORKERS) HAHA PUNY WAGIE NORMIE HAHAHA YOU THOUGHT SLAVING HARD OVER OBJECTIVE FEATURES WILL GRANT YOU EXUBERANCE INTO THIS LIFE? YOU ARE A FOOL AND HAVE BEEN WROUGHT TO YOUR KNEESNORMIES LOSE AGAIN HAHAHAH
>>725190660>he floppened bigly
>>725190863Ninja gaiden 4
>>725190660>so much effort just to be beaten by a gacha showing little girlsCry more basedboi
>>725190757He saw his life's downward spiral on that cook hob
>>725190660Nobody commented on my 200 views youtube video, now the algo stopped pushing it to people.
>>725191035>he fell for the "just make a good game and it'll sell, bro" meme
The reality is that even if you make a flawless game that perfectly piggybacks all the popular trends and has endless viral potential you still need to luck out to the equivalent of winning the lottery for your game to get anything even remotely resembling visibility.It's only going to get worse.
>>725190660Have you tried making a good game?
>>725190757ironyhe's been cookin' for too long
>>725191218"Good" is a subjective quality that varies vastly from person to person. Lots of people would not consider this game good (for good reasons) yet it still did better than your game.
>>725190660Did he add any somewhat conventionally attractive females to his game?
>>725190660>BMWrot in hell
>>725190757He is a performative leftist.The location is usually a car so they can chimp out. But this one is meant to evoke 'Le Sadness' so he choose an empty kitchen corner.
>makes subhuman unfun indie garbage>nobody buys itHow could this happen
>>725190757this soislurper lives in a pod so its probably some of the only furniture he has
>>makes subhuman unfun indie garbage>>nobody buys it>How could this happen
>>725191217if the best you can do is piggyback off of trends your game deserves to failindie devs, or devs in general, refuse to move gaming forward and do anything interesting. I can't wait until AI is making my dream games with infinite replayability and insane depth. Fuck all devs.
>>725190660It looks like hes going to slam his birdlike hollow arms onto the stovetop in frustration and then both forearms snap while he does a classic onions face, like that guy who got his head blown out by the shitskin spic "nazi" at a mall in Texas, yoy know the place, would be a lot cooler if that was the real video.
Guys my nose is itching. What do?
>>725190660>average bmw owner
>>725190660>has everything>still miserableretarded waste of spacegive me your fucking life then
>>725191504>your roadmap to a better life
>>725191690>be tranny game developer>someboty tells xir his game is shit>seethe then ropes
>>725191692Way to miss the point, retard.
>>725191024And if AI makes you irrelevant and more worthless than you already are, then what?
>>725191046kek
>>be tranny game developer>>someboty tells xir his game is shit>>seethe then ropes
My name is not important; what is important is what I'm going to do. I just fucking hate this world, and the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred, and I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance, and no life is worth saving, and I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill and it's time for me to die; my genocide crusade begins... here...
>he fell for the "make your own engine" memeOh no no no
>>725190660>boughtedYou need to go back.
>>725191190Hey I saw your thread yesterday! Life sucks!
>>725190660what a fucking faggot lmao
>>725190660>> Makes game with cute lolis>> Writes all of the dialogue himself>> It's all repetitive stuff like "Finger me in my mom's car, chadanon!" "Finger me in the swimming pool, chadanon!" "Finger me in my parents bed, chadanon!">> Gets 3 downloads on steam in 6 months>> Realizes he just made a game about fingering lolis and nothing else. No story. No character development. Just fingering lolis.
>>725192193*buyed
>nobody bought my pixel “art” metaphor for depression indie game
this is why men are supposed to have families and children, so they don’t post womanly feminine shit like this >is this all there is?no retard have kids
>>725191919shut up normiemy post matters
>>725190660>my dream is....old car!You had a shitty dream that's what happened.
>>725190757he's marinating
>>725192516Your IQ is 70.
>>725190660>boughted>purchasified >transactionated
>>725190660>I do it all alonethats his first mistake you aren't supposed to do projects alonethe skill required to do everything good solo would take several decades to develop
>>725192291Hot! I'd buy it.Here's a chink game that is kinda jank and didn't get much attention but it has tits so I boughtted it.https://store.steampowered.com/app/3371110/UltraGirl_Alters/
>>725190660Atheists will look at this and sincerely wonder what might be the cause.
>>725191217>The reality is that even if you make a flawless gameName thirty flawless games that went completely undiscovered.
Why do people record themselves doing this shit? There's no fucking dignity in it, and it's shameful to broadcast this performative, self-pitying tripe online.
>>725193865It’s akin to posting lyrics of a song when you’re in a mood, as a Facebook status back in the early 2000s.
>>725192465>le children will make you’re shitty life better cause you won’t think about how shitty your life is anymore and be in constant survival mode! >anon just needs to get married to a girl and become a slave to the family unit! A guy like this would fail miserably as a father, you think the remedy to this guys pitiful existence is children? This guy needs to understand himself and graduate from growing up first.
Just make a vampire survivors clone, the cattle never get tired of them.
>>725192197That wasn't me...
>>725190757The post about dramatic lighting is correct.The overhead light on a stove clashes well against a completely dark room. Video is, obviously, staged for attention.
If i were to make a few shitty mini games and release them for free on itch.io and somehow got a few regulars checking them out, would an actual steam release with effort put into it attract the same audience?
>>725194462And you say that every single time...
>>725190660The way you spun the meme is nowhere near the video's original vibe.He's contemplating over his adequate yet empty shell of a life. You're crying over your game not being the next Lethal Company and make yourself millions so you can retire early. You both are not the same person.
>>725190849Stop posting bogged gooks, no one cares.
>>725191190>make non clickbait video>ask people to comment and thumbs up>nobody does so video dies after 2 days (youtube search won't ever show your vid if you're a small channel)>make inflammatory clickbait video>tons of comments>video starts making 10x my average amount of viewsEven a simple "thanks" (with watch time and thumbs up) in the comment section goes a long way for the algorithm, if you watch a small channel you enjoy you don't realize how important this is for sub-1k views videos. Why do you think all ecelebs asks you to tell them what you ate for lunch in the comments?
>>725194902There are also Chinese, Thai and Japanese girls next to her occasionally!
>>725190660"boughted" is NOT A FUCKING WORD.
>>725190660Let me break this down for you.Over 50 games release on Steam everyday, around 18k a year, and like 5% of those succeed, probably less.It doesn't matter if your game is good or bad, unless you had a lot of luck by some random e-celeb paying attention to your game or gorillion dollars to market it, you were going to fail from the start.
>>725193749well if he could name them they wouldn't be undiscovered would they
>>725195247S-sorry I meant buyghtened
>>725194990Such freaky fake faces. Imagine how hideous these creatures looked before all the surgery.
>>725195267This. /threadThe market is waaaaay too oversaturated, it's so over for the grand majority. Heck even AVGN who is a popular youtube e-celeb released a new AVGN game on steam a few weeks ago and barely sold for shit lol
>>725190660he's skin and boneskinda gross
>>725191504>The location is usually a car so they can chimp out.That's a decidedly rightoid place to chimp out.
>>725196129There's a skeleton inside of you.
>>725194990Why are bugs kissing other bugs? how does plastic taste like on a bug's lips?
>>725196164You are now breathing manually.
>>725196237You are now blinking manually
>>725195267>900 games succeed per yearlol... yeah right.. maaaybe 100-200 max id say.. so perhaps 0.5~1% TRUE success rate. So grim.
>>725196028Looks like a shitty megaman ripoff. Its more than just luck, your game needs to have an interesting aesthetic and fit a proper niche. If you make a half decent detective game for example, id be very inclined to buy it.
>he fell for the "do something with your life, create something" meme
>>725195267>It doesn't matter if your game is good or badI hear this a lot, but I've honestly come to a realization that games that really try hard to hammer home their singular or rare points of interest succeed by merit of having people that want to talk about them. It's rare some e-celeb will pick up your dogshit 3D platformer that's supposed to be your 100% totally original Rareware/Super Mario 3D reference bonanza for any reason other than to laugh at it. It's strikingly common that games like Elin/Elona, Recettear, and the like find purchase in fan groups because there's a reason people want to play them. Each one of these games isn't going to sell 10M copies, but they also aren't generally made with a budget that expects for them to sell 10M copies. However, it's pretty clear that if your game is built with some measure of love and appreciation for itself, and not just some pathetic attempt at a cash grab to generate revenue on a storefront, it WILL make its mark.
>>725196429>never do anything bro, just be a miserable subhuman like i am bro!
>>725190957It's an electric oven genius.
>>725196545well, how's YOUR creative endeavours going?
>>725196417>If you make a half decent detective game for example, id be very inclined to buy it.Funny you say that, i was just looking at pic rel maybe 10 mins ago.. are you spying on me? anyway this game seems kinda soulful.
oh my god, I'm fucking gay
>>725196391Could be 900. Some games even if they sell few thousands copies will be able to make a profit. But if you throw away everything and use your all resources for your "solo indie dev" journey, that could backfire badly. Most of the ind8e games that flop are autistic pixelshit anyway. The other big problem is while it's a commendable deed to make a game good or bad in any way and release it, if it's not fun and it hasn't reached the audience your games not gonna succeed. Picrel.
It's never too late anon, you can still become a real game dev
>>725196545He's right. Either you hit it big or you go home. Nothing in between.
>>725190757someone contemplating suicide
>>725190660there's something most developers lack of... SOUL. only a game with SOUL will succeed
>>725197037I feel deflated, bros...
>>725190660I remember the dev of Iconoclasts having a complete mental breakdown when the game he worked on solo for like 7 years came out and flopped.Felt bad for the lad because it was a great game.
>>7251920544chinners always give bad advice because they can't stand seeing others succeed
>>725197365Well, to develop a solo game, you need to know how to code, draw and compose music.You can hardly expect those people to understand marketing and distribution too.
>>725197064death by stovetop sounds like a horrible way to go
I mean haha soiman is funny but anyone just feel the same right now too? I have such existential dread and holy fuck I want to not wake up anymore but at the same time I'm also like shit's so unfair I want to live my life too.
>>725197365He went to extremes to make that game. An unwise life choice imo. I hope he's alright.
>>725197157If it makes you feel any better, her company died without releasing anything. She also did onlyfans while being the boss of the company
>>725195762But there are teen and childhood pics of all kpop idols
>>725197037Ok now that Stacy has spent most of the nest egg on decorations and the other girl has drawn a few pictures of cats and flowers on her computer, it's time for you to make the game fatty.
>>725190660skill issue?
>>725191504>autism>adhd>transso they're the same house??
>>725196429I don't see why you shouldn't. It may never sell, you certainly shouldn't stake your livelihood on it, but creating things is very fulfilling as a hobby.
>>725197439Commercial game engines just werks bro. Besides making your own engine while developing a game only makes sense if you have a dev team and the money to back it up. Lot of solo devs get caught up in the "rebel fighting against the establishment" delusion and make stupid decisions like that.
>>725197794That bitch going to be on OF very soon.
>>725197794>Insert Mike's rant about having a good thing going on
>>725197794What's the job description here? I assume it reads more like some self-help pamphlet than an actual list of duties?
>>725197794a world difference between product manager and customer experience manager
>>725191217Success is a lottery, hard work only buys you more tickets.
>>725196610Is he gonna throw the oven in the bathtub?
>>725197794>>725190660No wonder there's an male loneliness epidemic. I feel bad for these young men. They must be felling betrayed when they see shit like this.
>>725197037>>725197794I know these chudbaits but unless you are bimbo sucking CEO dick you are fired just as rest of company if times come
>>725197037What an autistic fuck that girl is with those retarded hand gestures. Why is Tiktok full of absolute morons lmaoAlso im so jellous of that Snorlax, he got sucked out so damn hard.
>>725197864big cope.
>>725190660you know some people enter contests and stuff to advertise their game, idea or coding while others just jump themselves straight into the steam store, cutting their 10 dollar games into 4,99
>>725197365>Four THOUSAND reviewsIf that's a flop - then I don't know what that gay retard was expecting. To be the next Undertale?
>>725198120I have enough money that I don't need to work. This bitch is 10 steps behind me. I'm just noting the direction X-box as a brand is headed in general.
>>725190660Let me guess it's a roguelike
>>725197905she filled an ESG/DEI/BRIDGE slot so they get good financing and that's all that matters
>>725197794>hot young girlheh....pfff>product MANAGERLOL>at Xbox soon to be 100% deaday LMAAAO !
>>725190660I made a generic rpg with quirky gay characters, placeholder assets and nobody bought it? no...... this can't be
>>725198207By /v/'s retarded standards a 1000 review game is a "niche hidden gem" (even though the review to player ratio is 1:40~1:60).Whenever we have a hidden gems thread where the OP explicitly says anything above 500 or 100 reviews doesn't count, we still have 60 iq morons post games with 1000 reviews.
>>725190660Should've been made a boomer shooter.
>>725198120she ugly
>>725198375>I made a generic rpg with quirky gay characters, placeholder assets and nobody bought it?I maded a deus ex like and nobody boughted it. Generic RPGs with quirky gay characters sellerders more because of people like you hate boughting them.
>>725196545This but unironically. Some day I'll figure out how to die painlessly just from lying down and feeling sorry for myself. I already feel deprived of energy and purpose, I can't imagine actually doing anything other than mindlessly cycling through the same handful of sites, anything more stimulating than that is too much for me. I'm so close to achieving it, it's hard to even say that I'm living anymore. I'm so close to being too lazy to exist, I can feel it... that moment where I shut off and cease to be...
>>725190660WTF is wrong with his hands
>>725190660I'm interested in the procedure of this. so what happens after you've made a game? you announce it somewhere and wait to be called for a presentation by a publisher?
>>725198705Crystal treatment.
>>725198207That is after years and years, Anon. It flopped on release.
If you're investing your real human energy on something risky as a game you're making a big mistake. My free for all AI slop has thousands of players already.
>>725190660Let me guess, you're this stupid faggot.
>>725198120>"""works""" at TECH company>Shows off only feminine shit and foodlol...it's almost like the jokes write themselves at this point. Back to the kitchen and sucking dick, your normal habitat dumb femoid.
>>725190757who calls a stovetop a cooker
theres nothing wrong with being a wagie -- you're only a sucker if you didnt plan to retire earlyi have 250k worth of stocks after only a few years of being a stemcelbut i also gamble constantly in risky day trades
>>725196148no thats clearly the place they mog you in, soiboy
>>725198939>shitty filterwhat an eyesore
>>725198939how do you get this far without being even slightly self aware
>>725197794>scrum>women in techevryfuckingtimehttps://www.linkedin.com/in/fabiolatamez/
>>725198859>muh AIhahaha your brown>>725199028>know someone that slaves away at his dead end job>was up bigly on a stock but then the shit dropped hard>says it's a good thing cause it's now a write offI can't imagine being a crypto / stock cuck
>>725198939>People liked Cuphead, why isn't my game doing as good? It makes no sense!
>>725198726You become an autistic SHILL and go around making dozens of threads on /v out of all places..... i mean look at Onirism... dead game for sooo many years, almost no damn sales, yet endless threads by its cocksuckin' French dev here for as long as i remember. .....oh but if you want a real answer: it's a combination of EXTREME luck and making a very unique game.
>>725190660these types of posts prove why these videos work, unless you're oop and are just shilling, then hats off
>>725194990Cho Miyeon is funny.
>>725199448no one even said what his game is
>>725195247Perchance
>>725190660startups are the meta now.
>>725190660Marketing is the most important thing in businessHow do people who want to be entrepreneurs still don't get this right?
>>725199619That webm is just some retarded ass ragebait, if you fall for it you'd be a retard.Bet those 3 zoomie chicks all sucked 99 dicks or have their rich daddy behind the scenes.
>>725198287BIG GUY KNOWS WHAT'S UP.IGGUYKNOWSWHAT'SUP
>>725198939If Cuphead X Dark Souls is the most creative thing you could come up with I would seriously suggest finding a new hobby at that point.
>>725199586anon, you can't just say "Perchance"
>>725197037
>>725198343>Xbox now prostituting itself to sony, nintendo and steam.Kekarooooooo
>>725190660Imagining him setting up his phone and then standing there for a couple of minutes trying to look "troubled" is amusing.
>>725190660Always make a game you like, so that even if it flops, you can at least still enjoy playing it. Besides, if an artist doesn't like his creative pursuit and only creates it for a cheap buck, then it will have no SOVL.
>>725190660Hes me
>>725198859Agreed. Only invest into video games if you have a team, a lot of money and if you're willing to stomach possible losses.
>>725199084>they're totally tough and cool!He said, defending fat strangers
People don't realize how much failure you can experience before you ever succeed if at all. You're not going to succeed out the door, I can't think of anyone who succeeded with their first and only project.
>>725196148those are guys just sitting in their vehicle. where's the chimpout?
>>725199287This is why a lot of indie games fail.
there is nothing wrong with simply wandering through life finding interesting things until you die
>>725194853He's a pathetic whiner in the original too.
>>725190757he is hungy but not bothered to cook
>>725190660>people believing these were the original captions
>>725200383literally normal people. meanwhile other political quadrants....
>>725194853>adequate yet empty shell of a lifeseems like first world problem regardless
>>725190757>cookerfuck you
>>725199860people just repost engagement bait everywhere, especially on this place, you're the one biting the bait
>>725200230>I genuinely enjoy what I doThat's not a "I genuinely enjoy what I do" face.
>>725197752that's AI
>>725200163The point is a lot of solo devs and small teams are doing this to make money and because they have at least a little bit of passion. But most of these games either suck or have less reach when you judge it as a commercial video game. Not only do these games flop, most of the time these guys' lives gets ruined too.
>>725200454They have exactly the same effect, its a man who wasted his life chasing empty pursuits.
>>725191203Well, name one good game that didn't sell
>>725199619I hate LinkedIn so much.
>>725200006It used to be a dream of mine to work at Blizzard as an artist or creative of some kind, but then reality came crashing down and it's apparently fucking god awful to work for them and the entire world of art just seemed like a miserable experience in general.
>>725200402kek. I like the hand veiny details
>>725200674No, it's a whiner whining.
>>725200402Kek
>>725200591Nah, he seems to be more focused on his work rather than on his camera for most of the time.
>>725190660why is bro staring at the hob?
>>725200591I was gona post that but you beat me to it. He literally looks 1 week away from suicide with that expression of his lol
Great games were all made by working smarter, not harder.
>>725200230Why does he put his laptop into his bag so slowly?
>>725190660The lighting makes him look like his left arm is way bigger
>>725200402Make it more wojak like. Wojakize it.
All good games were made by white and Jap nerds in a basement who wanted other like minded white and Jap nerds to have fun. Now its done by faggots who hate video games and want to be game dev superstars.
>>725200447My friend Dr. Piccolo "Grill-master" Namekius can help him.
>>725200230This looks empty because of no wife and kids. It would be fine otherwise
>>725201267Notice the two bowls of dinner, anon.
>>725201008Tranqs
>>725200684Artifact
>>725201008it's probably worth like six paychecks.
>>725201008Probably signs of severe depression lolIn those few seconds he's fighting against his need to go to work vs his desire to stay home chilling..
>>725201267He's married, retard.Look at the ring finger and the two bowls
>>725201008I thought he was trying to be quiet to not wake someone or something but he does it again going home so maybe it's fragile/pricey.
>>725201323one is for heckerino pupperino
>>725201351No fucking computer is worth sIX PaYcHeckKsz retard. Is that an integrated rtx 6090 for that work PC? lel
>>725201453No, I don't think it is.
>>725201495you are wrong, plain and simple, you have lost, you are a loser today
>>725190660Should've made a coin flip simulator bro
>>725201453And the wedding ring?
>>725190858>pose for his dramatic recordingPeople producing their own skits like that is quite pathetic. Subhuman behavior, that is.
>>725198392Sub1k is a good standard, fuck off, negro.>>725198797Many of my beloved games have 500-1000 reviews after years and years.
>>725190660Now imagine him stood there in silence for several minutes filming this.
>>725201778for picking up bitches at the bar
decided to see some new demo's on steam>roguelike deckbuilder>roguelike deckbuilder>roguelike deckbuilder>Simulator>roguelike deckbuilder>roguelike deckbuilder>Some shitty looking horror game>roguelike deckbuilderwtf
>>725201461ok, three paychecks? it's some overpriced Apple is what I was getting at.
>>725190660why is he staring at the stove
>>725201887Based insurgent.
>>725197037I like the spinning plant
>>725200230That guy quit his job to become a content creator. Now he's begging for donations on tiktok live
>>725190660What is this meant to communicate? What is my expected response?
>>725201979his old job was less of a humiliation ritual than this
>>725194930the problem is that everyone telling to like and subscribe desensitizes people to doing it.Now that you have said, I will consider it more
>>725201956He's trying to look "deep".
>>725202021My honest reaction:
>>725201979But he genuinely enjoyed what he did.
>>725201778He's married to his hand. In other words his wife is his hand, if you catch my drift.
>posting agdg memes on /v/98% of people here don't know what demo day is
>>725200591he doesn't want his boss to randomly come across this video and call him into HR because he's not showing passion and commitment at his slavehaus
>>725201901This is why 95% of the "indie" games flop.
>>725202174its when we stormed the nazi beaches and Canada was the only country to achieve it's day 1 goals (i 'member)
>>725201791>can't even say niggerGo back to plebbit retard.If a game has more than 500 reviews it's not a "hidden gem". It may not be the most popular but anything above 500 reviews get promoted and pushed by steam. The fact that you don't know this means you're a filthy normalfag who should GTFO.
Most indie game developers have absolutely shit taste in games. Chances are they are complete NPC consolefags who grew up playing Nintendo games, unlike computer Chads like me who grew up playing Amiga and DOS games.
>>725201267eww grossmore mouths to feed
>>725201956American zoomer, he doesnt know how to cook
>>725202274I imagine Canada's goals were something like "float around our American forces to make them look bigger"
>>725200591>>725202110isn't that supposed to be the joke, he's working using folder with RETIREMENT written on it as his laptop stand
>>725203783>jokeWhere funny? I would accept it as some kind of performance art though.
>>725203875I didn't say it was funny, but there's a set up
>>725200230>inhalerick
>>725197794If she's not fired aleady i'm shooting up a school
>>725197037I want the plant.
>>725190757It is because of Taxi Driver movie with de Niro playing lone chud who go on subhuman killing spree to save a prostitute who didn't even asked for it.So he is like some sort of romantic hero who about to snap and go war on society.
>>725198939What an absolute dick chugging cock jockey of a fag. I hope it flops hard
>>725204206But he was an unhinged lunatic who almost certainly just imagined his final "redemption".
>>725200402Make him druckman alona at holden hlobe awards
>indie dev seething that no one cares about his game>game looks like shitevery time
>>725204281>my mother passed away so my coping mechanism is to make a worse copy of cuphead that will sell about 2 copies
>>725190757Me. I have a glass stovetop I polish to a sheen every other week. I can see my face in it.
I recently finished my 600+ hours web dev side project. I made modern website templates with the latest versions of frameworks, my own library of responsive components, everything with excellent UI and UX, performance, multi-language, you name it, by using one you could save at least 100+ hours of dev time for $100. The launch was last monday on Product Hunt. It sold nothing, no one bothered to at least leave a comment. All those nights I've spent coding, meant nothing. If anyone here is working on a indie product by themselves, my biggest piece of advice from what I've learned is, if you don't market your product and build a community around it before launch, it's doomed to crash and burn.
>>7251982071/10-30 leave a review depending on the type of game it is.So 40-120k sales.Did that make enough money to match up minimum wage labor for 7 years?
>>725190849not cute
>>725205052> if you don't market your product and build a community around it before launch, it's doomed to crash and burn.If it took you 600 hours to make a product without realizing you need marketing to sell it you need to go back to high school
encouraging every random retarded faggot to "create" is why every game store is flooded with slop and its impossible to find anything actually good.You shouldn't fucking publish the trash you create unless you actually were inspired and came up with a good, unique concept. Make some slop so you can learn what you're doing, but keep it to yourself.
>>725190849This ugly bitch needs heavy make up. She ain't one of them natural beauties lmao
>>725201901yeah i'm tired of roguelikes and deckbuilders, but at the same time i don't even know what indie devs could make at this point that wouldn't be derivative and boring.
>>725205652>well i CREATED something so i'm superior!!no faggot, shitting up the world with your derivative slop doesn't make you anything but an annoying, self absorbed cunt.
>>725205052you made the most boring product on earth and expected anyone to be enthusiastic enough to search out your solution? games aren't the same as making an exceptional screw driver, people constantly seek out new games and if they are good enough they can actually succeed with no effort besides a steam page with a trailer.
>>725194990My balls are so fucking heavy I want to inseminate each of those weird bug girls
>>725205652>seething dev who sold 5 copies of his flop>also announces the S word you know it's against the rules rightooo?
>>725190849kys
>>725204281>my mother passed awayfrom cringe, judging by this guy's tweets
>>725205154If he did nothing but work on that game for 7 years full time 5 days a week - he's a talentless hack and that's a dogshit product for the amount of time invested. His fault entirely.
>>725197037I jerked off to her videos a couple of times lmao. Perfect alt bimbo
>>725205497This may seem harsh. But what you said is the truth.TRVTH NVKERVTHNVKE
>>725206167lmao
>>725198061>>725197037I know this is ragebait, but is the tech industry just daycare for grown adults?
>>725206651almost all office jobs are just jewish daycare for women so they don't have children
>>725197037>The entire Bee movie script! How quirkirino!
>>725207035The males don't fare much better, you dumb nooticer.
>>725200684Strangers of Paradise
>>725206651about half of any given tech company is women and minorities to fulfill employee quota obligations for funding and the other half is a coin flip between a handful of sorta white guys and a few asians that can actually do work or a sea of jeet serfstypically the handful of competent male workers is just trying to wrangle the jeets into doing the most basic of work or at least not break things while they do the actual work and the women and other minorities are allowed to play in the cornerthe competent workers cycle in and out a bit faster than average in the tech industry because of how much this really drags down the work inherently and job hopping is the modern day version of getting a raise the way people do hiring now if you're worth hiring
>>725204281If he's white I feel sorry for him. That's rough to lose your mother then make your sort of dream game and it doesn't get any attention.
>>725190660>boughtedDeport all third worlders, range ban them from the internet.
>>725207372it's a joke
>be friends with a guy over d*scord for ages>he manages to get a game on steam>i never played it even though he gave me a key
>>725198939Wtf this guy made 2 other clone games with the same assets and just reposts the trailer as a new game every so often on his youtube
>>725207371>if he's whiteYou reek of being an unfuckable virgin.
>>725207372Hello newfriend.Don't forget to boughtening the 4chan pass.
>>725207035ThisWe've been telling y'all niggas this for years
>>7251983921000 is a good threshhold for hidden gem threads, the games just under that are the only good ones to be posted, everything else is either complete garbage that flopped for a reason or the dev himself shilling his 30 review game
>>725207372Welcome to 4chin, and remember you are now here forever.
>>725196148Why the fuck are rightoids like thisThey wear these cringe sunglasses because they think it makes them look cool but then the rest of their appearance is completely unkept and it makes them look like retards
>>725196545Picrel is right, if all you can make is trash, then you shouldn't make anything. Similarly, if you can only say stupid shit you should just shut the fuck up
>>725190660what is this game? i want a good laugh
>>725208294It's an edit, anon. The original video didnt say any of that, just similar doom and gloom crap.
>>725207587its AI slop and hes a jeet
I mean haha soiman is funny but anyone just feel the same right now too?I have such existential dread and holy fuck I want to not wake up anymore but at the same time I'm also like shit's so unfair I want to live my life too.
>>725208294Oh and notice how the subtitles have that GREY box behind the text? and some of the subtitles are transparent? lolyeah you can tell which are fake and which are real
>>725208294>>725208418i think the original is whining about some boring job he has or how he has no luck with girls even though he worked hard in college for a good job (which is fair but he’s being a whiny fag about it)
>>725190660Why are his hands like that
>>725207371Based>>725207624Trooncope
>>725208751You lost btw
>>725191820it's shooped, original was about ADHD
>>725208619The OG is arguably MUCH more retarded than the OP's edit>oh i got a degree>i got a job>i do my job>is...is that aaall there is to life?! kami sama, herupu meeeewhat an absolute faggit. He's got it better than shitloads of people on this planet yet he whines like a bitch kek
>>725197794What exactly are people seething at here?
>>725208674yaoi hands aside from his face and height and whack body proportions and his presumably faggy personality he's a complete chick magnet, obviously he just doesn't try hard enough
>>725207371>Dream game is cuphead x darksoulsWhich makes him a faggot for roping his dead mom into that soulless cash grab-t. dead mom btw
>>725200393the chimpout is when the child support payment for their ex wives' sons are due
>>725190660why do modern white "men" act like women?it's so pathetic.
>>725209012They're not bimbo product managers at xbox
>>725208121>rightoids having any self awareness the last right wingers with any fashion sense were dead by 1945
>>725200230
>>725209359I say this and look like this
>>725190660literally me.
>>725201901The indie scene is flooded is by-the-numbers slop, using slightly-RNG components to inflate playtime in a game that's carried by the fact that there's barely any game in the game you just bought.
>>725190660his soi hands are freaking me out
>>725191217>The reality is that even if you make a flawless game that perfectly piggybacks all the popular trends and has endless viral potential you still need to luck out to the equivalent of winning the lottery for your game to get anything even remotely resembling visibility.Simply not true if your game is on steam between pirate neets playing everything, millions of youtubers and streamers of various popularity playing niche shit, and the ability to sort through genres and lists of new games, steam games that are good will be found.I play tons of obscure shit with few/no reviews and I generally do not follow suggestions or trends online. It is always obvious why shit unpopular games fail.People using your logic are just in denial that their game was not actually that good and nobody wanted to play their RPG maker slop that is 2 hours long with cringe dialog and graphics/mechanics from 1993.If your game is decent and appeals to something people want you will absolutely make money and people who like the genre will be aware of it.Now if "visibility" means being some one-hit-wonder instabillionaire designated as the #1 fotm slop for 6 months like ddlc or stp, then yes that is unlikely unless you are blessed by pewdipie.If you post on a smaller platform like itchio or something more obscure then maybe it is possible your game could legitimately be missed, but there is not some impossible insurmountable number of games on steam to the point of nobody playing yours. I scroll through all the new games on a weekly basis and will dig into anything that looks even slightly interesting, which there is not a lot of and I have a job. 90% is puzzleslop, cardslop, lazy moeslop, EA, rpgmaker slop (with default models), and assetflips. Filter that out and you barely have any real games.If your logic was true you would have cases of people stumbling across ancient games in the catalogs and exposing them as amazing games the nobody heard of. Doesn't happen.
>>725208929he's got a point. ever worked a day in your life? all you do is work, eat, shit and sleep and in the end of the day you're still poor. it's pointless and drains your soul and leaves you wondering. go out and see how miserale everyone is, it's exactly because they figured out that they're fighting for nothing.
>>725204679Man, visuals are so important, don't know why this is the one thing that's always slept on (and the one thing that AI is aiming at, kek). I can assure you that there's a few dozen gems out there that remain unfound because the thumbnail you see on Steam and the visuals you see in the trailer are fucking boring.
>>725197157I can inflate you if you'd like
>>725207371you have down syndrome if you can't easily deduce that he's that type of faggot who plays victim card to get whatever they want
>>725207372That nigga loves showing his power level.
>>725207506>t. ungrateful friend
>>725208012You're a normalfag with plebian tastes. Fuck off.
>>725209898Because most gamedevs start as programmers and can't make art, nor do they want to learn. Even less will bother learning now that AI is a thing (welcome to more slop)
>>725192465>Can't handle the pressure of creating a videogame? Take on the pressure of being responsible for the wellbeing of another human being for at least 18 years!You didn't think this through, did you?
>>725197037I kinda respect this bitch. She whores herself out on OnlyFans and uses the cash to fund her own studio that sells zero games.
>BOO HOO MUH ATTENTIONI thought the whole point of being an idie dev is because you like making games as a hobbysure attention and financial return is nice, but it's nothing more than a byproduct, who the fuck gives a shit
>>725210364That's kinda sad man.
>>7251961483rd one in the 3rd row might not be completely insufferable, he kinda looks like a mysterious stolen art dealer or something The rest look like absolute garbage human beings: the personification of truck nuts
>>725210153Perhaps that's why If you watched any game documentaries most of them start with two people meeting and they decide to make vidya
>>725209898AAA goes overboard on graphics at the expense of everything else so people will talk about how they do not care that much about graphics.However a lot of indie devs take that as a ticket to put on zero effort to their graphics.There is a middle ground where you can have something nice and stylized without being photo-realistic.I'm not interested in playing shit that looks like it was made for atari or more pixelated scribble crap claiming to be "retro". That might be cute if you were the first one to do it and it wasn't the overwhelming majority of indie games.
>>725210364>the virgin whoring your ideas out to investors>the stacey whoring yourself to random coomers and indians
>>725200230>mile walk on concreteAmeribros, is this real?
>>725210153>(welcome to more slop)Thanks, I hate it. At least it's easy to sniff out 90% of the time, since everyone using AI art defaults to that weird shiny style, or uses post-effects (lens flare, etc) to try and mask AI usage.
>>725209870>all you do is work, eat, shit and sleep and in the end of the day you're still poor.Pretty hard to have a real full time job and be poor in the U.S. unless you're an idiot who can't handle money or consider anything <100K "poor".Don't live in California, don't work at McDonalds.
>>725208929the original video was him trying to lowkey humble brag about how very basic life milestones haven’t fulfilled him and he is le depressed
>>725210605It's not like she has a sleazy pimp who beats her or has to fuck aids ridden niggers. She shakes her bare tits in front of a camera and sells those pictures to anonymous men on the internet whom she never even interacts with.
>>725210948Like that anon said, it's just sad
>>725208121>she doesn't wear sunglassesEnjoy your eyes getting blinded by the sun when you drive.
>>725210723Ive been aping the killer7 model and shader style and key models take like three hours to make max and i think they look pretty great. Bad looking games are either laziness, or autistic commitment to standards you dont have the facilities to reach, which is a simple concept flaw. Plenty of artstyles are very cheap to reach.
>>725209964OooOOooo im his dead mom… oooOoooOoo make sure to wishlist on steam…
>>725211056none of these niggers are driving
>>725209870I pay $375 for rent, I work 5 hours 5 days a week for $20 an h and the job is stupid easy and I do nothing but go on my phone and talk to people, and I live happy. All of this with no degree, these people are retarded that's all there is to it
>>725209870>ever worked a day in your life?Yes, a few easy jobs and soul crushing jobs where i felt my blood boiling from stress>all you do is work, eat, shit and sleep and in the end of the day you're still poor.Wrong, i could still de-stress myself with playing vidya in the evening, and no i wasnt poor at all when i was working... in fact i always managed to save a ton of money even if it wasnt a high paying job.The whole "eternally poor" is a meme, and only for idiots with cars, kids, who eat outside all the time and bad financial desicions. And thats a FACT.
>>725211056I don't drive often, but never had that happen to me, is that actually a common occurrence?
>>725190660if youre making a game to be sold and not cause you want to make a game, you've already failed.when passion becomes product is where art goes to die.
>>725197365That is a shame, I liked his other shorter games.
>>725197706you cant just say this without posting the link
>>725211402You've never driven at the start of dusk right when the sunset is perfectly eye level your entire drive?
>>725207624is he wrong though?
>>725211509Only thinking about the business part is wrong, but not even considering it is also wrong
>>725197365I feel for him but the game wasn't even good. The story and its tone were very inconsistent and awkward, the gameplay was babby tier even on the hard difficulty. It had kinda fun bossfights and looked nice but that's about that. It just wasn't anything special.
>>725210364can we have some link?
>>725190757>turns on phone>position it in front of cooker>probably checks if it catches him, goes back to phone to adjust it>turn on light on cooker>press record>stand in front of cooker>look sad and serious for 30 seconds>stop recording>edit and cut video, add text, to light settings>upload it on all social media>check out all replies and likes>feel good about yourselfPeople who do this are seriously mentally ill and should get lobotomized
>>725191690>makes roguelite deckbuilding turn based Metroidvania strategy game with survivor elements>is surprised nobody bought it
>>725211174>>725211257hey if you're happy then I'll go and fuck myself. just hope that one day you won't get tired of vidya and living alone.
>>725211174>I pay $375 for renthow?
>>725198939This was bait meant to put eyes on his shitty lowest possible effort game btw he doesn't actually think the game is good
>>725211056Clean the inside of your windshield, even if you don't do nasty shit like smoke in your car the glare from the buildup of condensation from your breath alone can be killer
>>725190660just keep on suicide and hopefully the RNG god will bless you with daddy's money in the next life.
>>725209815I stand with this anon.I'll only add, that you don't even have to make good games, decent is enough. Not only that, but AAA market has been completely slopified & there are a lot of people diving deeper and playing what they usually wouldn't have driving up demand, so it's the best time ever to make games. The real question is, do you really want to make games? Because if you are in it just for the money, well, finding a 100k job (or whatever is the equivalent in your place of residence) would be less of a hassle.
>>725211698I did, but the sun didn't blind me for some reason lol
>>725200230these mf get a cushy sitting job, meanwhile I'm struggling to even get an interview to be in one. I dont mind my current job but these ngger have attention whore issue not a life issue.
>>725212056Obviously NTA but I pay only slightly more (400 EUR) in Germany for my 40 sq.m. apartment (and I'm even in a moderately big city). Are american rent prices that much higher outside of huge meme cities?
>>725211509All your favourite games were made by salaried employees who would not have worked on them if they weren't paid.
>>725212049>you won't get tired of vidya and living alone.Living alone is true freedomGetting tired of vidya is never happening... i'd have higher chance of getting arthritis waaay before i get "tired" of playing vidya and jerking off lol
>>725212498Suicide (unless you're old and crippled or whatever) guarantees a shit reincarnationThe gods favor those who thug it out
>>725201778THE FUCKERINO PUPPERINO ANON CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND
>>725211698You guys don't have eyelashes?
>>725190660I made my own tiktok...
>>725197037>>725210364She quit gamedev fairly soon after she posted this. full time twitch streamer / onlyfans girl now
>>725200684All guilty gears before strive
>>725200684Minesweeper
>>725211509pic related and the people he worked with were making and selling games before they even formed a company.
>>725191919If I had something good going on I wouldn't be shilling for AI get fucked lamo
>>725190757Retards doing it for a tiktok. It's like people crying on tiktok or whatever. You aren't sad, you just want people to know youre sad.
>>725200230I can't imagine going home at lunchtime just to heat up food. Surely you can do that in the office.
>>725190849every time i see a video like this i pray some incel comes from out of frame and beats the girl in the video to death
>>725214251Incels are very weak and submissive, if they come close to this being, their knees will involuntary bend
>>725211509These Gen-X devs used to pump out simple text adventure slop and make shitloads
>>725190660this guy is like 13 years older at this point and likely in a far better place than he did when he made this cringe.
>>725214685That video is like 3 years old
>>725214017I can't imagine hour long breaks but I get not wanting to hang out at the depressing workplace.
>>725214760He worked 13 years of effort in just 3. That's how he's in a better place(the after-life)
>>725214847Did he die? RIP bozo
>>725190757I ruminate in supermarket aisles. I just don't record myself
>>725212998all my favourite games were made by "starving artists" that don't mind if you pirate them.
>>725190660>game dev falls for the i made my own engine meme
>>725190757Someone who is considering putting his head in the furnace and turning the gas on
>>725214685nah, he's had to move back home because he lost his job and had to take up a job as delivery driver
>>725190660I have never seen any game devs or game industry that end up as homeless after a failed game before. Maybe there is, but no one do interviews of them?
>>725214017I do that just so I'm not stuck in an office building 8+ hours straight every weekday
>>725201901GOD now i am back to being pissed at a demo i played during steam fest. Cini Cross. This shit was so ass.>randomly generated pictures>it yoinks it away>bosses dont even have a standard image set like most picross games have>the rogue elements arent fun>the powerups arent fun>the short timer makes it way too hard especially when ALL PATTERNS ARE RANDOM>makes the entire point of these puzzles null and void>BUH THERES GONNA BE MORE PUZZLES I SWEARWhen the main bread and butter dosent work why would other puzzles work? Learn that not everything needs to be a roguelike
>>725196429I fell for it but I at least got wise to the fact that audience expectations are poison
>>725215073I understand the appeal, it's a fun programming project. But it would stupid to think it's worth doing that just because, or if you want to actually ship a game above all.I personally tinker with these kinds of things just for the sake of it, with understanding that I will likely never make anything.
>>725215759adding to this, I hate how the title always has some made up word that you don't know how to pronounce. like is this sini or kini? and what the fuck is a cini?
Is he holding his hands on a burning hot stovetop?
>>725215606You have to basically be mentally ill, mentally retarded, be a kid who ran from home, or have a record of sex crimes to be homeless in the U.S.Even if you were a shitty india-tier dev if you had the competence to hold an office coding job for any amount of time and interact with coworkers then you'd be above the competence threshold for being homeless.
>>725208121They wear sunglasses because they believe it gives them an air of intimidation. Absolutely none of those in the picture look unkempt, if that's what you mean. If you meant 'unkept' like not in shape, well that's just par for the course in basically any modern nation, not just America.
>>725215682Can't you take a walk outside with your lunch?
>>725190660im making an idler/incremental game for my first game as it seems like an easy genre for a new developer wish me luck
>>725204679>>725209898im working on a game now and if i dont nail the aesthetics and art direction i just wont ship it, so many indies have literal asset tier dogshit art and music, i am planning on commissioning a composer bc i know how important music and sound design is to a game too
>>725200230>high paying job>quits to be a beggarHow the fuck do these people keep getting high paying jobs and still mess it up and yet I cant even get a job!?!?!?!?!? Pisses me off so much knowing that if I had a 100k+ a year job that Id be retired in under 15 years time.Reeee I have to actually try hard at gamedev for a modicum of a chance to escape the wagecage. Do you know how that's going? Terribly! I suck at gamedev, my art just doesnt look great like so many of these people that show up out of nowhere and out class me at art like its nothing to them!!!!! Reeeeeeee why do I suck at art!!! Im not even good at programming either!!!
>>725216660Sure but sitting outside on a moist bench or in my car isn't as nice as laying on my couch.
>>725205931The eternal burden of the white man
>>725207371>it's this easy to fool whitefagsno wonder jeets are running laps around you
>>725197794no wonder Xbox is going down in flames
>>725205593Pick up things from overlooked classics. Marathon is more interesting than DOOM, for example.
>>725197794shouldn't there be only one product manager for xbox?
>>725198061David was the only one actually working in that team and everyone knew it.
>>725200230all his food looks fucking terrible
>>725200684A Vampyre Story
>>725200684Arx Fatalis
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