Why didn't you buy Cereza and The Lost Demon?
Because you didn't buy an ad
>>725208234It has no PC port
>>725208234I honestly think this is the hottest bayonetta has ever looked
>>725208234I did tho
>>725208234Because I got it for Christmas, 100% it
>>725208234Because I don't have a Switch
I don't care about Bayonetta any
>>725208234It's not on Steam
I did buy it. Its good. Its stuck on the Switch, though.
>>725208234I dont have a bingtendo.Dont know why they made Bayonetta games for Nintendo consoles, the owners are way too gay for the series.
>>725208234Im not a tendie nor a nonce
so all of a sudden you guys conveniently dont have a nintendo switch?
>>725209996no one else wants to fund them
not old enough to wear a sunday best
>>725210348Why did they need funding in the first place.
>>725208234no nude Cereza skin
I did. And then I recommended it to a friend buy it (he's not a character action game fan) for his daughter to play since it's rated T and she played it and enjoyed it too.
>>725208234i did
>>725212201>Why don't people just work for freeNot everyone has a billion dollar war chest to tap into every time they want to start a project.
>>725208234I don't have a switchWhich is a shame because Cereza is very cute, she deserved more entries.
>>725208234>Black hair and glassesall she needs is a beautymark and I am max solid
>>725208234I did, haven't played a lot thoughSomeday I'll buy 3, when it gets a 2 patch
Hebonetta
>>725208234>Why didn't you buy Cereza and The Lost Demon?Because I don't pay for Nintenbro.
>>725208234it was GOTY and i cried at the end
>>725216925
>>725208234Does she do that in-game?
I bought it and then never played it.
>>725208705I wanna see her in this outfit but with just the pinstripe leotard part.
>>725208234Can you mating press her ingame?This is important
>>725208234Im not that invested into the bayo series and the 3rd one ran like ass on the switch so i never i finished it.
>>725208234I did
I want more games with hebe-fied protagonists.
i did, i forgot i had bought it until this moment as i havent had my switch plugged in for over a year
It was $60.
>>725208234Because Bayonetta became a Nintendo IP.
>>725208234You can tell a series is fucked when it barely gets any art, even aislop.
I did. The maps were entirely helpful and confusing at worst. And I feel the marketing should have played it up as a 2-player co-op, because I figure the controls are actually mechanically advanced for younger players and women. Even if it's really just sticks and triggers, having to control 2 characters at the same time is a leap in difficulty.
>>725208234She won't do the splits on my dick, so I won't buy her game.
>>725208234But I did. It was my 2023 GOTY.
Cunny bayo is so much better AND cuter than her hag formWhy did this game had to flop
realistically what could they have done to make the game more popular? Personally I think they should have made young Bayo way more interested in sex. And all of her dances should have been clumsier versions of her adult ones as she tries to develop her sex appeal.
>>725208234I boughted it sar but the control scheme probably filtered people from getting it
>>725220527>came right off the heels of bayo 3, a game everyone hated>advertising did it no favors, looked like a puzzle game being sold at full priceThey clearly expected bayo3 to be a hit given this came out shortly after, be we all know how that turned out. Doubt it would’ve sold amazing given better circumstances, but it deserved a better chance imo
>>725208234Nintendo is why.
>>725222019>Normalfags have terrible tastesad
>>725220527People assumed it was a short 2 hour long walking sim from the demo, and then when it released and they saw the full retail price tag they said "no thank you."Almost no one knows it's a fully fledged 15 hour long Zelda-like adventure. Not many actually played the full release to find out.
>>725208234I did, I had a lot of fun with itone of the best isometric zelda likes ever made
>>725219295Pretty sure most folks don’t even remember it exists. Nintendo were fairly quick to memoryhole it after release when it was evident no one cared
Cute character. Wish she was in Smash.
>>725208234Where can a man get a fucking copy of this to emulate it on eden?
the game should have been about how she lost her memory from near constant preteen child birth
>>725208234because I pirated and played on ryujinx
>>725226315>>725227451cute cute cute
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>>725226132>>725227853
>>725208234Fuckers should've ported 2 and 3 to normal consoles first.
>>725208234I did the game kicked ass. Best game platinum has released since automata
>>725227928They did. The Wii U is dead thankfully.
I did and quit in under an hourGame made for babies
bump
>>725208234This aesthetic was so good Konami copied it wholesale for a Yugioh archetype.
>>725227853>3 TB Switch gamesThank you based anon
Fuck the Bayonetta series in general. I'm glad its dead.
>>725208234I will when I get a switch 2.I'll buy a switch 2 when it gets a cool color.Or any translucent color but it's not gonna happen because modern Nintendo is sovlless crap.
It was unironically an incredibly well made game. Had some issues like the map being utterly worthless but it's a great game. I don't think I've ever seen the cosmic powers completely doom a game like they did this one. >Bayonetta 3's "muh story" controversy still in everyone's head>Nintendo's utterly piss poor marketing of the game>Blizzard shadow dropped Diablo IV's beta on its release dayThey really wanted to stick to the St. Patrick's day release because of the irish folklore featured in the game. What a fucking travesty that this game just got taken out back and shot the way it did. It's easily one of the best adventure games on the Switch.
>>725227928>normal consolesas if playstation and xbox cattle was interested in this kind of game
>>725212201because you didn't bought enough copies of the original 360 release or the shitastic ps3 port
>>725212201because Platinum is and was a freelance developer. they need publishers to pay for the game development and publishing part of the equation. if no one wants to fund the project it won't get made.
>>725208234This game made me realize Bayonetta should've been an anime game from the beginningCereza is so fucking cute ToT
Cereza needs semen to survive
>>725227853nice
>>725208234She's sexier than the regular Bayonetta
>>725208234What a masterpiece....
>>725208234But I didI can tell you why it flopped though.Price, it was worth the asking price but looking from the outside it really doesn't look like it is, they should have just taken the hit and priced it at less than it was worth
>>725240797
>>725239910all the climax scenes were kino
>>725208234BRAT
>>725208234Why is this bastard still $60?
>>7252420262nd hand carts go for way less
>>725242658Was there a physical? Guess I'll go find one of those.
>>725208234That's a childnetta.
>>725208234hope she gets into crossworlds in a cheshire kart
>>725208234sexsexsexsexsex
Should I get Bayonetta 3 or this? I've never touched the series.
>>725234257>Unkept hair >An umbra witch Riiiiiight >>725220527It picked a horrible niche. This thing is the first hack and slash for a little girl who genuinely loves videogames... there's like 200 of those in the whole world.
>>725243750>I've never touched the series.Start at 1 you absolute fool
Cereza if she Alice
>>725243750This. Then move to 1.
>>725243750this is a better game but every bayonetta game is good
>>725237791>Bayonetta should've been an anime game from the beginningDude.. it literally isBayonetta is an R rated magical girl
>>725243830she cute
>>725244016I meant graphics-wise
>>725208234I did buyed it
>>725243750Cereza and the Lost Demon is a spin off game. If you've never touched the series you should probably start with 1. The main series are dedicated action games while CatLD is large scale adventure game mostly focused on puzzles and exploring with some combat.
>>725244016Dude, I wish Platinum would get hired to make a Gushing Over Magical Girls game.
I boughted it, my gf uses one joycon and I use the other and we pretend it is a multiplayer gaem
>>725212201The series is too fucking niche.
>>725244439You're fucking niche
>>725208234Cereza/Bayonetta is so hot.
>>725209237ick
Of course I bought it. I even bought it for two of my friends. Cereza is hot as fuck.
>>725244985on 'itch
>no porn because it floppedA genuine tragedy
>>725246109Cute
>>725246109Smugnetta
>>725246442imagine all the cunny we never got to tastetruly tragic
>>725209996>>725216903fuck of faggots
>>725233184Not quite. In that one Bayo turns into a smelly girlfailure and Janne is the one with the sexy moves and ass close ups.
Platinum is basically a zombie company at this point, Bayo 3 and this game were made when they were already in the deep decline phase.
>>725248228I'm never getting my Astra Chain 2 or even a 60 FPS unlock for the Switch 2
>>725248228ng4 just came out and it's maybe their best game
>>725208234I did and I understand why more people didn't.Great game with gimmicky controller scheme.
>>725208234I did, and it was genuinely really good. Gorgeous visuals, great music, fun combat/puzzles, and an eerie magical atmosphere. I enjoyed it much MUCH more than Bayo 3 at least.
>>725243750Get the lost demon, bayo 3 was shit.
>>725248795I really need to buy this someday.Cereza deserves love, she can't be forgotten.
>Cereza gives you this lookWhat do?
>>725249879Watch Courage the Cowardly Dog
>>725243830I want to worship Cereza's legs
>>725249389Reminds me of El Shaddai
>Cereza learns witchtime>Becomes a real witch>Gameplay turns into regular Bayonetta combatKino finale
>>725250804The whole finale is great
>>725249879teach feeling
