Thoughts on Sonia, first queen of Hyrule?
>>725291350I would start a kingdom with her.
>>725291350i would make blonde green eyed babies with her
>>725291350Nice tan Not crazy about blondes, however
I'm jealous she gets to fuck her furry husband more than I will
>>725291350Not playable.
>>725291350>First queen of aryan blonde blue-eyed great jeans hylians>BrownNo! This is historical revisionism! This is white genocide*How does this affect you personally wojak image to anyone arguing with me*
>>725291350Nasty goatfucker deserved it.
Her and her husband were the dumbest fuckers on the planet and Ganondorf did nothing wrong.
>>725291792She’s cute, though?
>>725291350Meh. Lame design, and extremely boring character.>>725292032>Ganondorf is clearly evil>Well, we can let him stay in castle anyway>Oh shit he did evil stuff
>>725292183*laughs* I wouldn't worry about it.
>>725291684It’s tragic! She’s a bow wielder in-game with time magic. But no, let’s fill more of the slots with generic hylians, ruto, gorons and gerudo.
>>725292183The REAL Rauru would have never done this.
>>725291350Race traitor.
>>725291350goated
>>725293260>doing the spread eagleHeh.
>>725292032>Literally does everything right and makes every good decision that Rauru makes for him>Half of the cutscenes she's in in AoI are just her tard-wrangling Rauru>Rauru doesn't listen to her a couple of times and it catastrophically blows up in his faceShe should have been queen and getting plowed by a Hylian, she was clearly way more suited to rule.
>>725291350Explain to me how non of the goat genetics transferred to her children? Are goat genes all recessive?
>>725293697They should've both been roasted in an oven, served with a wine reduced au jus.
>>725291350She looks like she braids her pubes.
>>725293697Age of Imprisonment unironically makes Rauru look like a fucking retard, she really should have just been ruling.
>>725291350
>>725292032>>725292183To be fair there's real life precedent for this. Look at the evil person sitting in the White House of the most powerful country on earth right now.
>>725291350mineru sexier
>>725293697Mineru investigating the special sealed off constructs hidden behind the "keep out" sign and the army of regular murder bots in Age of Imprisonment is what gives Ganondorf access to them, though...
>>725291350brown women owe me sex
>>725293708I don't even think they ever had kids. We never see them.
Why did Hylians just accept alien goat overlords?
>>725295078He has access to them because Rauru just let him hang out and he got to flood the castle with phantom Zeldas that nobody was concerned about even though they started appearing the day he showed up
>>725295125Ganondorf...
>>725295078That wouldn't have been an issue if Rauru didn't ignore Mineru's concerns about letting a man he knew was the living embodiment of evil just chill in his own fucking castle. Mineru did everything right and Rauru was retarded.
The only Zelda girl for me..
>>725291350Nintendo said fuck you to the fans and retconned the lore with this load of shit
>>725293260
WHY THE FUCK ISN'T SHE PLAYABLE NINTENDO!?!?!?
>>725293260>>725296251
It's infuriating how they refuse to acknowledge that people have sex in this universe outside of Link's best friend producing a cute daughter with dick hair. Where the fuck is Rauru and Sonia's family?
>>725296864I unironically think they just wigged themselves out at the idea of moon goat/rabbit/dragon penis. They have no problem implying that other humanoid characters have sex.
>>725296864>Where the fuck is Rauru and Sonia's family?Incompatible species.
>>725296864>Link's best friend producing a cute daughter with dick hairWho are you talking about?
>>725291350Why is Link the best part about this game, he and the Korok carry it so hard. I really wanted AOC 2, but robo link is sorta fillin the void for me.Also, why the fuck does the map look like diarrhea, who the fuck actually okayed this disgusting slop of a map screen.
>>725295315>magic goats come down from the sky>they have a robot army>their king steals the cutest tan girl in the tribe and makes her his queenI'd be mad too.
>>725291350so is the game fun?
>>725297509Why Hudson of course.
>>725291350One of the hottest couples in gaming history. Too bad they’re in TotK.
>>725297612Remind me to go into that world and take out goatfag so I can marry the brownfu.
>>725294985
>>725291350totk's lore seems subversive in all the wrong ways.furry oc goatman is the first king of hyrule?brown goatfucker is the first queen?Give me a break....Even ignoring this, the writing in totk is just awful. So there aren't really any thoughts to have on Sonia,cause she doesn't do anything besides passively overseeing her own demise like a retard.Almost as if kobayashi is a hack.It's also extremely lazy to pull the topic of "the founding of hyrule" and "the origin of Zelda" out AGAIN,when Skyward Sword exists and was also written by this hack.Zelda as a franchise is fucking done. The last good mainline zelda game (TP) released almost two decades ago.A Link between worlds was good fun, but not much more and even that game is well over a decade old now.I have zero hope until Nintendo gives the franchise to someone else. Which I don't see happening.Maybe the movie won't be a catastrophe.>>725297310They're supposed to be the ancestors of Hyrule's royal family.Now make sense of it.
>>725298004Shit anon, that's a good idea. I'll even let you borrow my going-into-games-machine. Just don't use it to go into Majora's Mask, worst mistake of my life.
>>725298431>based going-into-games-machine anonI hope this world smells better.
>>725292961I remember starting totk, hearing ganon talking about "Rauru" and being very excited to learn how this game connects to Rauru. the REAL Rauru.Only to later learn that I was nostalgia baited and be told that Hyrule's founder is a goat.I fell for it so hard.
>>725291938based
>>725298843this is the most forced screencap of all time
>>725299087It was 2016, there was still a bare sense of whimsy left on this site.
She just stirs something primal in me.
>>725299087>child wasn't here for the better days>>725299189If only anons still had fun like that. Not it's all effortless shitposting.
>>725291350Built for BZC
>can see into the future with her time power>chooses not to>dies
>>725298419>Rauru is referred to as the sage of light, aka light-bringer>bestiality symbolism with his relationship with Sonia>Has goat like appearance, horns, and BEARD like baphomet >Blackrock in the switch era bought a huge majority of Nintendo's shares>The triforce, which clearly invokes the symbolism of the trinity, has essentially been erased as a tool of good in the series>the statues for offering poes are just blatant references to Cannaite age satanic imageryhttps://pm1.narvii.com/6189/d53f8b90bf65b3d2cb8a28966e1d13a7a4f39748_00.jpghttps://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8b/Museo_nazionale_del_Cinema_-_Cabiria_%28Turin%29_crop.jpghttps://cdn.wikimg.net/en/zeldawiki/images/thumb/c/c4/TotK_Bargainer_Statue_Model.png/800px-TotK_Bargainer_Statue_Model.pnghttps://www.pockettactics.com/wp-content/sites/pockettactics/2023/05/tears-of-the-kingdom-bargainer-statue-.jpg
>>725298885Sonia it Jewtendo didn't submit to blackrock
Is she related to the dwarves from ALttP?
>>725299594Can she, though? Or is she just going by how Zelda has first-hand experience of the future?
So far every character besides Mineru feels really fucking bad
>>725298419>They're supposed to be>supposed to be
>>725300294That's what happens when canon dictates that none of the present day characters besides Zelda are allowed into the roster. Thank canonfags for them making a bunch of NPC tier background characters to pad out the roster so they can recycle old movesets.
>>725300294I think it's funny how the leadup threads had people regularly saying that all they cared about was Mineru, Mineru's barely even developed more, but what little development she gets makes her look like a fucking genius compared to the rest of the cast.
>>725300649Why did they do no random side charactersLike who cares add a fucking playable Lynel, why do we need 2+ of every single race on top of copied movesets
>>725299772>The triforce, which clearly invokes the symbolism of the trinity, has essentially been erased as a tool of good in the seriesThis always bothered me about Skyward Sword.I don't give a shit aobut the christian trinity. But Skyward sword was a massive shift in the style of mythology that Zelda-lore employed.A massive shift to the worse.
I bought age of calamity when it came out but still haven't played itShould I?
>>725301161It's still unplayable bad on Switch 1, wait for a hopeful Switch 2 patch
>>725301224I have a switch 2 thoughdoesn't that make the framerate stable
>>725301301Stable at like 22fps
>>725299913No because BotWslop isn't canon to actual Zelda games.
>>725301609>shitposts over his autismkek at you.>>725301028Oh well. You'll get over it.>>725300649Reminds me of Mario games.
>>725291350NPC
>>725291350the anal goddess
>>725303040so that's why she and rauru never had kids
>>725291350Does anyone else dislike how castrated the fucking enemies are in this? In AOC you would get FUCKED in a 2v1 if you weren't paying attention to sound ques. The commander fights in this one feel like they barely try to fight back, the boss chu chu in AOC would roll and and go nuts, why is it so tame here?
>>725291350Made for Ganon fisting.
>>725299772>Bargainer Statues and Zonai technology were banished to the Depths (Hell)Based Hylia
>>725297831Too slim. She's more round.
>Qia is a total butterface without her helmetdamn. narwhal lookin zora
>>725291350I need to see her take a big fat shit
The entire rabbit alien precursor timeline is terrible, even worse than the BOTW ancient tech bullshit.
>>725303895Just imagine that it's part of her head ornament and not an actual horn.
>>725304263BotW was more than fine, them slapping on moon dragon rabbits to the lore was too much.
>>725291350Colonization with her>>725291480Based colonizer
>>725295972I miss her, she’s one of my “never gonna happen” Smash dream characters
>>725300649This is such a dumb fucking issue because the only reason people were upset was because AoC was falsely advertised as the story of what happened 100 years ago during the calamity. They did the right thing gameplay wise by bringing the champions in. AoI should have link and paya and whoever else from TotK, that game's canon is completely fucked anyway
>>725304330she's still kinda derpy looking
>>725291684>>725296434Welp that’s a monkey’s paw
>>725303895>>725304330I always thought the Zora looked ugly in these games.
>>725304330smash
>>725304726Not just them, every race except Gorons has these terribly short Windwaker legs.
>>725298419>brown goatfucker is the first queen?Wait Sonia isn't a Zonai?! I legit never noticed.
>>725300649It's also hilarious that these canonfags made the entire game the imprisoning war, the game speedruns the world into chaos at chapter 2. Nobody still cares about Sonia. It took Age of Calamity 5/7 chapters to reach it's war arc, but before then there was time to learn about the characters and the world, story bits weren't just "Rauru comes to help tribe and recruits them". Im not sure why they didn't use Rauru and Sonia's shrine sealing pilgrimage to bloat the first few chapters, but oh well.
>>725305882Yeah all of them have extra long torsos compared to their legs.
>>725305923Yes, she's a Hylian.
So, does the Master Sword not exist in this past time?
>>725306146First few chapters could've been them exploring Hyrule for clues to help Zelda go back to the future.
>>725306237Everything Hylia-related was desecrated and buried by the zonai, that's why the shard of the master sword that travelled back into the past with zelda grows a body and goes on a goat killing spree.
Do you think Zelda ever told Link about how handsome his robotic duplicate murderbot was?
>>725291350Built for Bokoblin Gangbangs
>>725306407WTF I love Fi now!!!
>>725306542Are people drawing Zelda having sex with robot Link yet?I need my clanker Zelda.
>>725306407any videos of said murder spree? i want to see it
I don't have interest in brown
>>725295016This
Imagine trying to explain that Rabbits/Bunnies, that are associated with the moon in Japanese mythology, that the Dragon people Zonai came from and display the characteristics and designs of, only for a group of retards to call them Goat people with no signs of them even looking like a goats. This is the current IQ of these threads.
>>725306542>>725306687Beep boop in the depths clankerfags
Rabbits don't have horns. Goats do. Zonai do.
>>725307659Rauru's face is literally a black version of the animal you posted with shorter horns
>>725307691Why are Zelda designs so over complicated now. Just look at how much slop is covering Goat Rauru comparted to OOT Rauru.
>looking like a goats
>>725307659I don't remember rabbits having horns.
>>725308220God it's so fucking ugly
>>725291350How did a nigger who fucks animals start a human kingdom?
>>725307659Most of the threads I've seen call them rabbit+goat+dragon people and that's been confirmed what they're based on. I rarely see people just call them goat people anymore
>>725307659I call them shit.
>>725307837>>725307858>>725308220 No excuse for for this stupidity. They are literally Dragon people from the fucking moon with no hooves and no outstanding horns
>>725295972Good taste.Immaculate even.
>>725308564TotK haters don't have braincells.
>>725308564so you dropped the Rabbits/Bunnies part of your argument?
>>725295972sauce
>>725309319https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3078388&tags=heisenweimer
>>725309403it's literally the same video, retarded shit eater
>>725309623Is that not the guy who made it?
>>725308564>mass reply meltdown
>>725295016anon, obama's term was over a decade ago
>>725295016Obsessed troon
>>725309734no, it was some random anon
>They’re not goat people! They’re moon rabbits!>W-Well AKSHUALLY they call them goat+rabbit+dragon people in Zelda threads, trust me bro…>REEEEEEE they’re dragon people from the fucking moon and they don’t have horns! (clueless)
>>725309938That's good, do you know where the original is then?
>>725291350She should have married the Dorf and beat back the skygoats together
>>725308346Like eveyone else did before the white devils came and ruined everything.
>>725310212/v/
>>725292796>>725293697>>725295075>>725295908>>725297831>>725299584>>725308220
>>725311269
>>725304330Every time I look at this image all I see is a deflated noseLike the old zora in Botw
>>725312998>Just saw a Zora child with a grown ass Hylian man. Zora's Domain has fallen.
>>725295075>You will never be flung back in time to fuck Mineru, assisting her with experiments and being her little guinea pig while everyone else is just doing stupid shit elsewhere
>>725312138>"Pathetic."Needs a Setmour edit asap
>>725308220Why is he so sexy
so is the game good or no? i finished age of calamity but didn't like it nearly as much as the first hyrule warriors
>>725314085It's more age of calamity. If you're looking for something more like the first hyrule warriors then you're not going to find it here
>>725316063She looks like a fox girl in this one.
>>725291938what is it with nintendo and their way of animating faces sometimes?
>>725316063There's a disturbing amount of closeups of her bare feet during cutscenes
>>725291350As someone who loved Hyrule Warriors and hated Age of Calamity (the parts with the beasts were terrible and I wanted to turn off that game forever when doing them), would you recommend it to me?
>>725291350why isn't she british?why is zelda white?
>>725291350made for bokoblin cock
>>725316629>>725314140
>>725291350You mean first queen of the second HyruleThird if we count the one Demise destroyed before SS
>>725316740I can't answer the first one, but the second one is Zelda's bloodline kept marrying other pale-skinned Hylians, and she's the reincarnation of the goddess Hylia. Her skin tone would reflect this.
>>725316740TLoZ world already has enough demons and you want british to also exist? lmao
>>725316740Zelda’s true ancestor is John Hylian
>>725291350shes so ugly
>>725295169They did because Zelda exists. The kid(s) are probably away from Hyrule when the game takes place for some reason. Or just never show on screen.
>>725316791I see, thanks anon, maybe next game..
>how can a white skinned blonde woman possibly have one single ancestor with darker skin in over 10,000 years of family history?American education is truly something else
>>725291350Bitch could fucking fly by flapping those big ass ears.
>>725304330another fish i want to marry, thx aonuma
>>725318045>Sh-She's okinawan!
>>725291350I'm enjoying the game, but man they really should have had more time during those 6 months Ganondorf was just chilling at the castle. That's where all the plot holes are and you could have filled them and properly introduced all the characters before the war starts like AOC does
>>725318342One drop rule. Sorry, white people's game.
>>725316740>zelda's dad sounds american>10000 years before, her ancestors also sounds American>none of the sheikah sound Britishwhy does zelda fake the accent?
>>725319425she's a teenage girl and she's royalty of course she's going to fake her accent
>>725297310Zelda has both of their powers tho
>>725291350I prefer Mineru, Queen of my penis
>>725299087>being this mad your posts never get screencappedkinda cringe TBQDESU
>>725316063god i want her to pee in my mouth
>>725313582we are unlucky
>>725319624>Zelda inherited her powers from HyliaYep.
>>725320535Rauru isn't Hylia, retard
>>725320912>the blessing of Hylia resides with the Hylian race and not the extinct goatfagsCorrect.
>>725320528i want to ejaculate repeatedly inside mineru until she's pregnant with my children tbqdesu
>>725293260>>725296251Zesty birds
>>725321313faggot race
>>725321095Why would the goats even have Hylia's power to begin with, retard?
>>725291350Vapid Olivia Wilde, Chad's cum dumpster- self insertion-dirty novel reading femoid "Femcel"™ (femcels dont exist) character for so many white femoid and brown/sheboon whores to relate to, to keep the franchise alive.
>>725321282don't we all
>>725291350I don't count anything from Breath of the Wild or Tears of the Kingdom as cannon, because they're not real Zelda games and I will never regard them as such.
>>725321282based
This is what Zelda's dad in BOTW looks like
>>725321462Blasphemy of Hylia's powers
>>725295325Ganon is not interested in women, he would never say that.
>>725291350Tanned white woman, white people all used to be tanned in the past.
>>725321671okay and?
>goatfag is still having a metly
>>725322454I need to kiss and cum on her eyebrows.God, I love cute girls with thick eyebrows so much.
>>725291350BGC
>>725319271Sorry, japanese game, go back to your failed dictatorship
>>725321282>>725321760
the zonai designs were the only good thing about that garbage fire totk and this shitpile just confirmed we'll never get more of those so the whole series from now on can fuck off as far as i care
>>725291350>Neither her or Ganondorf are playable
>>725324264really weird decision here.like, i don't want to play any of the random fags in this game that weren't even introduced in the previous game, but the ones that i actually care about are not even playable.bravo, nintendo
>>725301028>>The triforce, which clearly invokes the symbolism of the trinity, has essentially been erased as a tool of good in the series>This always bothered me about Skyward Sword.But you actually get and use the Triforce for good in Skyward Sword????? Did you play more than 10 minutes of the game, or did your jellywrists immediately catch arthritis from moving too much and forced you to drop the game?
How is the gameplay compared to DW origins?Better or worst?
>>725324706The only donut steels I found sorta fun were the gorons but everybody else is painfully boring. I had a faint glimmer of hope that Sonia would be the 100% reward but all you get is a shitty credit roll.
>>725291350Mating press, multiple timesEvery single day
>>725324706She’s either going to be in the free updates they’re giving the game or in dlc which I suspect will be a “what if” like AOC was. Her move set is pretty much in the game already Her death happens VERY early in the game so I assume that’s the reason they did this
>>725325316>Her death happens VERY early in the game so I assume that’s the reason they did thisdoesn't matter.she was at least an established character in TotK and could easily have been post-game reward.same with ganondorf
Why do rito exist in the ancient past during the reign of the first rulers of Hyrule
>>725325869It's not the same hyrule as the other zelda games
Im only around chapter 3 but I was originally skeptical about how the devs would invent characters and after playing an bit I honestly really like how they're handling it.
>that doujin where mineru gives footjobs
>>725292183The best defence I can give is that keeping your enemies close to you to keep an eye on them is generally a good idea but you need to actually be smart about it and have spies ACTUALLY watch them. Ganondorf should never have been allowed to get that close because someone should have been watching his movements. Also, they do say Ganondorf didnt do anything in 6 months which would inntheory cause one to slack their guard.
>>725325869Those are evolved fokka, not evolved zora.
>>725291350She looks very rapeable
For me its Lenalia
>>725292809Yeah, because she dies at the start of the game. No shit
>>725328810and?make her playable after you beat the game
>half of the playable cast are random NPCs that look like random people you’d see around HyruleCould it have killed them to give the non-Sages more complex character designs?
>>725329185YesPlease understand...
>>725329185>not wanting to play as shirtless Kafei, John Hylian, Gerudo Female #43 and blue Sidon
>>725329580>trying really hard to make him look like a turbo chad>is just some generic NPC from the monster camp raids events in TotK
>>725332712>>725332626Based. Pearls before swine, too many younguns around here anon.
>>725332626>>725332712These are actually very well made.
>>725328810Find some kind of asspull. I don’t care, I want more Sonia. She’s pretty and has cool powers. They managed to jam Link into this game and he literally won’t be born for a thousand years.
>>725324706I’m fine with generics in theory, but they should look cool and have interesting movesets. The major characters just have way cooler attacks.
>>725321773>it took 1000 years and dozens of generations, but the Hylian Royal family finally managed to breed the black goat skin out of the family line with Zelda
>>725333476>once in a great while, a person in the royal lineage develops a strange disorder for eating strictly grass and leaves and fainting when mildly startled>none of the royal historians and scholars know why
>>725329580now i understand why the last game added time travel bullshit. it was the correct decision at the end of the day lol
>>725291350Does Hyrule Warriors Definitive Edition still hold up well today? Thinking of Emulating that seeing as Age of Calamity runs like a fat turd.
>>725335434Absolutely it does.
>>725335434yesbut that shit will take forever to 100% complete everything
>>725332845>>725332963
Not going to bother wasting money on this slop, so a few questions.Where does this place on the timeline? Is this literally THE first founding of Hyrule dating back well before SS, or is it a second founding as most other people initially assume?
>>725336258It offers no new insight into that question
>>725336258>Where does this place on the timeline? Is this literally THE first founding of Hyrule dating back well before SS, or is it a second founding as most other people initially assume?(raughs)
>>725336258>Is this literally THE first founding of Hyrule dating back well before SSwhy do people assume this is the case?
>>725310783Amazing, thank you
>>725336258Everything is so far in the future that literally nothing about the past matters because faggots wouldn't stop obsessing about the shitty timeline
>have mechs in the game>actively makes 0 mechs playable (outside 1 (one) combo action)>a ton of literal who hylian characters with clone movesGenuinely what were they thinking
>>725318342Oh so she isnt White
>>725337461Mineru's construct could have been a unique character. Koume and Kotake could have been actual characters (as well as playable). The 4 Archfiends could have even been playable and been more interesting. They played this shit too safely all around.
>>725338053Literally just make Ganon, a Lynel and the Archfiends playable with a separate story and I'm happy
>>725338053>Koume and KotakeAre they even named in the game?
Is Kass in this game? I like to jerk off to him every now and then
>You can build a hundred bridges, but no one will call you the bridge builder, oh no>You fuck ONE goat and you're a goatfucker for the rest of your days
>>725291350weirdo goatfucker woman
>>725338932No but he calls them by name in TotK if I recall.
>>725291350Why is she a Nylian?
>>725338053What did you expect when everyone got mad that AoC wisely realized a 'canon' prequel is a retarded idea and everyone shat on it for it.
>>725340096I figured they could at least do something as a side story after you beat the main story with Ganon. At the very least they could flesh out the damn side characters more with the construct side of the story. They phoned it in so hard the OCs don't even get called by name when swapping to them for fuck sake
>>725340096AoC would've been fine as a canon addition if everyone just rightfully died in the mass tragedy as described in BoTW's backstory. That's quite literally what everyone was expecting & hoping to see out of AoC's plot anyway.But modern Nintendo is far too corporate these days and doesn't have the balls to do something like that. They're too enshittified as a company now. It's the same reason why they couldn't even properly connect ToTK to BoTW as a sequel - out of fear that they'd confuse or annoy new players. Which is why I have no hope for the upcoming Sony live-action movie or any mainline 3D game from this point forward.
>>725299087Yep. The greatest samefag everThe butt hurt replies prove it
>>725339071kass no longer exists
What color are her nipples?
>>725291938Why did they remove this from the game? He no longer does that maniacal laugh, im very disappointed
>>725295078On one hand, thats true, and that got Rauru delayed enough for Ganondorf to kill SoniaOn the other hand, the construct the Korok awakened before that very much did a lot of clean up when it came to Ganon's army
>>725336258The answer is fuck you for caring because Nintendo doesn't despite making a timeline for it, then making a sequel that isn't a sequel but an alternate universe bootstrap closed loop paradox that is the origin of the Kingdom of Hyrule for the FOURTH TIME and the canon but for real this time guys spinoff but you will buy it anyways.
>>725322445>white people all used to be tanned in the pastWe used to be a society. A proper society.
>>725322454full pic?
>>725340096Have a canon story mode, but then an adventure mode post game like from the first hyrule warriors which doesn't have to worry about canon
I've been playing around six hours now. I just did the Ruto and Zora quests and am now going through all the side quests that appeared on the map.Robo Link and Rauru are very fun to play. Zelda and Mineru are kind of meh. The two sages I have so far are very gimmicky (especially the ruto sage with his elemental tornadoes) and I prefer the generic officers to them (the crusty old man Zora sad about the king dying especially has a very nice moveset which feels very responsive and doesn't have long, over the top animations). The side missions are a great idea and add depth to the levels which you might've just charged through without thinking otherwise.Having to go into a pause menu to pick the right zonai device for a counter is strange, I don't think it ruins the gameplay but it's very annoying. The weapon upgrade system is tedious too but all musou games are like that. The story is better than i thought it would be, I'm glad it ignores most of the TOTK flashbacks and came up with its own plot Fun game so far, I'm enjoying it.
>>725296065Imagine the poor fags who bought hyrule historia or made videos about it
This has to be the least buzz I've seen for a nintendo release in years. I didn't even realize the game came out.
>>725317847>They did because Zelda exists.That's called a plot hole.
>>725348530Tears of the Kingdom was probably the biggest buzzkill of a game Nintendo ever made and the godawful story was a big part of that. I don't know how many people said "man, gotta spend $450 + 70 + tip to experience that trash plot all over again!"I'm just here for the Mineru webms and screencaps.
>>725297704Based
>>725348458The video guys made their money already
>>725291350Aww man I could go for some Sonia porn right now.
>Rito has the best character in the game>AgainGenuinely what is this favoritism
>>725350446Is it the sage or one of the randos?
>>725291350Why is every woman in this game so goddamn flat? Remember when the first HW came out and we had Cia and her massive chocolate milkers? Is this just an effect of BOTW poisoning the franchise again?
This game runs well because this is a SW1 game with only the SW2 build released.Someday, we will get the SW1 build through a Nintendo Leak.
>>725349568Don't goats poo little spherical pellets
>>725329580I actually like the randos. It's cool seeing the regular citizens of Hyrule able to throw fucking hands and stand their ground. Makes for some nice world building. Then again, I seem to be in the minority of actually liking Tears and Wild's world and story, so go figure.
>>725342270purple
>>725308329Any gnostic Will tell you that isn't god. That's the demiurge. God is associated with the sun and birds, that would probably look more like top right. In fact all of you here have met one of demiurge's children. Its pretty crazy there hasn't been a videogame universe based on this.
When do I unlock Impa?
i want to nut in rafica's cute bird cloaca and have him bear my children.this game kinda sucks in comparison to the other HW games lol, i wish the worldbuilding and character development in the wild games wasn't so bland and surface level
>>725336258It doesn't cover that because we already know the answer, dumbass.>can't be pre-timeline because Ganondorf is Demise's successor, not the other way around. Also the blood of the goddess means Hylia already reincarnated into SS Zelda and banged SS Link>can't be mid-timeline because Ganondorf seal means no Ganondorf game can possibly happen between AoI and TotKIt's post-timeline aka after the last game of a timeline. After AoL, after FSA or after ST.
how is hyrule warriors DE compared to AoI? I'm enjoying AoI so far though I have read that DE is better in some ways and worse in others? is it worth buying on sale?
>>725352550Hyrule Warriors 1 is still the best 3rd party warriors gameFucking infinite content and a large roster with 0 copies
>>725336258Basically>SS Manga>SS>1k years>OOT - timeline split>unknown event that merges the timelines back together (mayhaps the destruction of old Hyrule)Somewhere around here there’s a massive time gap before or after given Hyrule is literally re-founded>ToTK past (beastiality couple)>Impas story (Sheikah tech based off Zonai tech) previous iteration of Link and Zelda defeat the first calamity. >10k years>BOTW>5 years>TOTK
>>725352980>unknown event that merges the timelines back together (mayhaps the destruction of old Hyrule)It's nothing like that anon. The real answer is they don't give a shit to the point that it doesn't matter what timeline it is
>>725352980>SS MangaNot canon.>unknown event that merges the timelines back together (mayhaps the destruction of old Hyrule)Literal fanfiction.
No, anon, you can't say all timelines merged to pretend the child timeline matters and happened before BotW.
>>725352591Core combat in HW blows hard (officer fights and bosses suckass) and half the move sets are garbage, PW3 and DWG1-2 are both better.
>>725350446Bird men makes my pp go hard and I dread the day nintendo decides to ruin their design.
>>725354179YES IT DOES
>>725354885NTA but for me female zora make my pp hard, and I still can't believe how ugly the zora sage is in this game. I had such high hopes after seeing how nice ardi's design was...
The Gerudo sage is cute, would betray the once in a century patriarch with her.
I mean doesn’t the Skyward Sword manga solve the conundrum of Link and Zelda reincarnating in the first place? For which, give or take your interpretation of Skyward Sword since some people are uppity over translation, Demise “follows” them. I mean why put it in the Hyrule historia anyway which is loose facts arbitrary facts just like the timeline. I don’t see why the manga wouldn’t be any less valid than the timeline itself.
>>725355586>pepe post>retarded postNever fails. The SS manga literally has a Link wielding a Master Sword thousands of years before SS Link forged it with the Goddess Sword as base.
>>725350937The game goes down to 468p in handheld modeI can't imagine how fucking shit the Switch 1 version ran
>>725350592The sage, his C2 or 3 (I forget how you count them, it's been a while) with the arrow barrage is broken
>>725356248>SS Link forged it with the Goddess Sword as base.You mean restored it to its original form
>>725357184There's no mention of such a thing in SS, also why the fuck would the Master Sword degrade into the goddess sword in such a short amount of time? There's a TEN THOUSAND year gap between the Great Calamity and the hero of the wild getting the Master Sword like his predecesor did and it didn't degrade at all. In fact, we now know the sword heals with time on its own
>>725357439>also why the fuck would the Master Sword degrade into the goddess swordHylia deliberately degraded the sword as part of the hero of skies trails. She architected his whole quest. The goddess cubes, statue inner sanctum with the sword and world map, the Isle of Songs. Hylia setup everything for him. This is stated in the game multiple times.
>>725358127Hylia degrading the sword to fuck up with Link is only stated in your mentally ill head.
>>725291350I just think we need to pay voice actors what they're worth.
>>725291350Monster fucker
>>725332626>>725332712thanks anon
>>725336258Why do you guys even care?Nintendo doesn't care, why should the fans?
>>725352591what about dynasty warriors origins?
>>725321282Same
>>725291350She's got good taste in (goat) men
>Ganondorf being such an ancient evil and the timeline being so long his existence is forgotten even by the royal family>Triforce being pretty much lost in time as well>goddess Hylia being still remembered>Impa's sibling being a sheikah genius with blue-cyan magitech>princess Ruto becoming a sage and sealing an evil doer after his battle with the hero>multiples tribes of zora>depiction of koroks>a race of antropomorphic birds>Hyrule becoming a massive country next to the sea with Spectacle Rock at the southwest, an island maze at the northeast and a Triforce-like rock formation at the southeast>the Master Sword, the threat of Ganondorf and the imagery of the Triforce not disappearing for good, tooFriendly reminder all this can work as set up for zonai Rauru and Sonia creating a new Hyrule before AoI, BotW and TotK happens and all applies to one specific timeline of the three.
>>725296434Gotta leave something for the inevitable DLC.
>>725360382>Dynasty Warriors
>>725361534Weren't there only like 2 or 3 DLC characters in Calamity?It was mostly extra challenges and extra abilities for all the characters
>>725361534first they take away all the characters people know from the previous game and then they sell them back later as DLC... devious
>>725361634Yeah the big selling point for the DLC was the EX skills which did fix a lot of movesets for weaker characters also they had pretty good weapons that while not on par with the best RNG could give you were more than good enough.
>>725361534Who knows, omega force have been seemingly more reluctant to do DLC recently
>>725361634>Link’s new weapon using Guardian Arms. Zelda uses “Link’s motorcycle”, explained that she with Robbie and Purah actually recreated it from scratch.>Robbie and Purah together are playable.That’s it in terms of playable characters.
>>725361732and in some cases those EX skills streamlined characters a bit too much to the point there's no reason to use anything but combos that lead to them.
>>725361869Wasn't the battle ready guardian also dlc or was it a free update?
>>725298882>>725298431>>725307691TOTK was the handle and Age of Calamity was the murder weapon for BOTW's lore.I still don't believe that Rauru the Goat is the same Rauru as OoT's Rauru, and I still believe that Ganondorf was using the Hegelian Dialectic on Hyrule's cyclical history, and that Twilight Princess's Ganondorf was using TOTK's Ganondorf(The Twilight Hack created another timeline that leads to Echoes of Wisdom); and that BOTW is far into the future of Zelda II's storyline(the healer glitch that allows Link to enter the final palace without returning all the crystals to the palaces possibly leads to BOTW, and there might be another calamity(like a time-crash-calamity) before Age of Calamity and TOTK).
>>725358941He’s everywhere nowadays. Showed up in Outer Worlds 2 as well.
SW-2239-8278-8982Add me, i mostly play single player games but i'm chill.
>>725361534We never got a 3 hopes DLC, so i wouldn't be shocked if this doesn't get anything beyond the free updates
I fan understand SOME Randos, but seriously, why can we have the following:>Sonia (post game)>Ganondorf (post game or side story)>Koume (post game, side story, or join the heroes)>Kotake (post game, side story, or join the heroes)>The son or daughter of Sonia and Rauru>Lenalia
>>725362417And I’m still insulted that they never explained some important plot holes. We never found out about how the new MC ever got their powers from.
>>725361431They should make a BotW-parallel set in the WW timeline, make the descendants of SS Link and SS Zelda investigate what's left of the old Hyrule for some fucked up reason that doesn't end up with more Ganondorf and Master Sword. And don't make it look like BotW of course, go back to toon.
>>725362679>SoniaWould be a Zelda reskin>a literal non-character, no name, no design, their only significance is being alive somewhere safe and fuck so Zelda can existlmao>a fat woman whose role in the story is writingWhat are you smoking?>Ganondorf, Koume and KotakeNow this is weird. I expect Ganondorf to be be added with free DLC but it's just me, and I still think Koume and Kotake will be paid DLC and man, I really wanted more of them here
>>725362846Feels like they had something planned but it fell through for whatever reason, always found it odd that sothis, rhea and arval were just random post game unlocks
>>725361869That's not all, there was also Sooga and a big mossy Guardian.
100% reward spoiler you get a different credits scene depocting the games events on a mural...
>>725362679bokoblin sex
>>725363165Pic? Also what about clothes? AoC gave you the HW outfit as reward, is there nothing like that in AoI? A skin that turns the construct into Link would be cool
>>725362989Sonia is already in the game with a moveset and she's not a Zelda clone
>>725363475https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=606CIdKNay4Theirs no costumes in the game.
>>725362870>open sea slopfuck this, that's why i dislike WW so much.it's worse than just having an open world.
>>725362870This looks cool in concept but on paper I think would need a smart developer to not play like shit. I think they should just pull the trigger on that space zelda game they've been wanting to do.
>>725363703Thank god you aren't the target audience of the more recent zelda gamesYou whiny faggots are impossible to please
>>725363651But the knight golem goes through multiple costumes
>>725363879He does, but you don't get to select which he has, your forced to wear the one that coincides with your progress in the story, same with zelda, you don't get to wear her beggining outfit again. Shame to, the constructs "naked" look would have been a cool unlock.
>>725362989>What are you smoking?She is literally designed to be a Zelda character. She is better then Literal Who’s.
>>725363651>No costumesSkipped
>>725364019That's so retarded, it was fun having costumes.
>>725364019I saw someone saying you can actually revert zeldas costume and a pic showing you can atleast take the masks off the sages
>>725364038Comic relief character, It looks like jim carrey's "the mask" shoved a cinder block in her head.>>725364056Yeah I would rather of had costumes than the clones that make up 60% of the roster.
>>725363651>no costumes>almost no known characters>two known characters not even playable>canon storylinei fucking hate what they did to hyrule warriors.
>>725363651No alternate costumes? They at least let you remove the masks from the Sages right?
>>725364208So far i've seen no clones evens shared weapon characters have unique movesets
>>725364256No, its a story sensitive thing. When you first meet them they don't wear them but later they will, included with their hyrule sash, you can't pick. Unlocking costumes was the best feature in HWDE and the totally just threw it out here, probally didn't even register in their heads.
>>725364208>Comic relief characterYeah? It wouldn’t be a Dynasty Warrior x Zelda game without that.
>>725364256That anon hasn't actually gotten 100% you can remove the masks and use the old zelda costume in the postgame
>>725364502Is there a source for that. I'm in the postgame but not 100%, i havent seen how to do that.>>725364462They didn't draw up a render for that guy in promotional material for the games release.
>>725364623Oh for the love of God, do you want this example instead?
>>725364623In the allies menu
>>725364760ok...fair, I was wrong. I've been trapped in this botw/totk hellhole for 8 years. It's hard to remember he exists.
His forests he founded, doesn’t exist anymore. But at least he is a “Living Stump” at least.
>>725364812>>725364623So can you change the construct clothes or not? And is there a 100% reward clothing or not? Maybe since this is technically Zelda's game you get idk her priestess clothes from BotW or something? Ghost Rauru? Idk man, something you don't normally see in the campaign
>>725365038Funny how people thought for 5 whole minutes that he was the Deku tree before realizing he was actually that fucking stump with he spear stuck onto it.
>>725291350made for BWC
>>725365182>Change AttireWhat do you think anon
>>725365183To be fair, fans wanted characters that are important. Now we have the Lore say that:>The Deku Tree didn’t even exist yet.>No Master Sword anywhere, and that we don’t know if these Wild games even take place after Skyward Sword.
>>725365182Ok I just checked on my switch. You can change zelda from her starting look to her TOTK look. You can also change mecha link to his starting scarf. Unmasking the champions is possible too. I'm unsure if this is a postgame unloc as I didn't check prior.
>>725365342I meant the construct specifically in that first line
>>725365367Wasn't the Deku Tree supposed to be where Kakariko Village is during BOTW's development? I remember some people pointing out that both the Great Plateau and the Lost Woods are approximately the same size, with some believing that they might have switched locations at some point.
>>725358858I was clearly talking about the latter stuff. Stop being disingenuous and accept the manga is canon.
>>725365724>Wasn't the Deku Tree supposed to be where Kakariko Village is during BOTW's development?No official "Deku Tree was here" statement from the developers, nor in-game hints and design choices strongly imply that the roles and locations were at one point considered differently during development. But that certainly seems logical.>I remember some people pointing out that both the Great Plateau and the Lost Woods are approximately the same size, with some believing that they might have switched locations at some point.Wishful thinking.
>>725362679Just make Quino have a tan like Sonia, and have white hair with yellow highlights like Rauru. Couldn’t Nintendo at least understand that you need to have family continuity to justify Zelda being the great-great-great- ~ -great-great grandchild of both Rauru and Sonia?
>>725366013The Western Necluda region often made me think that there was to be a forest temple there that was removed during BOTW's development.
>>725366450Sonia and Rauru didn’t have any children obviously. The royal bloodline was continued by a sibling of Sonia’s.
>>725367332You just Nintendo hasn't put a single thought into the lore. So poorly thought out and unfinished.
>>725367575>Petty King Rauru matrilineally marries Sonia, founds Minor Kingdom of Hyrule.>Sonia's older sister fabricates strong claim on the Minor Kingdom of Hyrule with direct descent from Hylia.>Uses Ganondorf to do all the work for her without ever meeting him in person.>Older sister marries the last surviving descendant of the Hylian royal family(or Link) instead of a Zonai.
>>725298419it's joever, cherish the times you had with the originals (pre stamina Zelda)>>725298882same.
i never want to see that tree stump ever again
Totks story is the definition of throwing shit at the wall. Yet when you look back at the original game awards teaser the opening of the game looked very different with Ganondorf holding a trident in a mural. Seems like it was a Destiny 1 situation where they had an elaborate narrative planned and trashed it at some point in development and the final product is put together from the remaining scraps.
>>725291350Finally got around finishing AoC last night Very kino
>>725370213>Recycle most of their movesets on literal whosIt hurts, the roster is so much weaker than AoC's...
>>725291350Swinging
>>725370213Remember when the game was first revealed and people thought Zelda was preggo because that dress made her look so
>>725362018Actually, I made a mistake. Age of Imprisonment was the murder weapon, but some of the mystery around BOTW started to fade when Age of Calamity was released, and now there's like 3 different timelines around BOTW(Shiekah, Age of Calamity, and Post-Zelda Zonai timeline), as well as a possible fourth(Ganondorf's Past Hyrule-Simulation which has Ganondorf using the Shiekah's powers over the shrines to rule over Hyrule using the past Zonai-Hyrule as the simulation to falsify BOTW's past and to coverup what really happened), and the timeline itself varies depending on whether Link went straight to Hyrule Castle or whether he freed the Divine Beasts.
>>725361534I really hope we get to see the events of AOCs timeline experiencing this, with Terrako, they can go back in time for an actual good scenario, pull rauru and co into the present or they can keep things separate and just import the maps from AOC and make a separate campaign. I mean, the DLC stages got used like 3 times barely, so that's more to reuse.
>>725370213so, is link going to fuck mipha after that?
>>725291350Why does she look like a dark skin tone mutt
>>725371238lolno
>>725371238I want the Xenoblade Rex with his 3 wives picture but it’s Zelda, Mipha and Paya.
>>725368829That actually sounds kino.
>>725343609>>725343663sexo
>>725348898The storyfags all coped hard by saying "story never actually mattered in Zelda games" which is insanely ironic.
I hate the goat people. Just give me more huge ladies
>>725370963Yeah, with me
>>725358941Why are Koreans like this?
The interspecies breeding thing with goat demons is literally the most disgusting plot point I have ever seen in a videogame and made me not play it + mentally swear off nintendo forever.
>>725365402Yeah, you can do the same with Zelda and the Champions in AoC. You just have to remove Zelda's Ceremonial Robes to get her back to her default outfit, and you can change her into her white winter coat. Taking off the Champion's Garb for each Champion brings them back to their first outfits, too.It would've been weird and cheap if you couldn't do it in AoI.
>>725375046Thankfully they got DORFED.
>>725376219based
I just want a follow up from the real Hyrule warriorsnot this nu-zelda marketing shit
>>725377767they can't, milking BotW/TotK is more important
Originally Baphomet was supposed to be the bad guy but higher ups at Nintendo said that was a no-go
>>725378583>Is that, a chessboard? AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>725378682>fed infiltrator panickingOccult niggas really think they finna control foh another 1000 years*shakes head and sucks teeth*
>r***** filenames
>>725378904Whoopty-doo
>>725378904This board has been a reddit colony for the past decade, unfortunately.
>>725378904>oy vey better deflect
>>725372738Based
>>725371128Our CHAMPIONS.
>Age of TrannyFreemason game#Brainwashed
>snoy meltdown
>>725380708((((American)))) Occupation
>>725375046But the goat aliens are nice.
>>725381217>they're aliens goy! >hijacking the Schumann resonance and using frequencies to create light shows is just ayy lmaos goy!!!Dude it's Baphomet, SATAN is the creator of Hyrule, the creator of this world, by hijacking the narrative
What killed the hype?
>>725383343Baphomet not being the new Vaati
>>725342348? they didnt though unless they patched it out months after totk released, which i doubt. I remember seeing that face during the game
>>725383343Non-playable Ganondorf, Twinrova and Sonia.
>>725384663He means it's not in Age of imprisonment. Sonia's death scene is mostly the same as in TOTK but they removed his laugh
>>725386564
>>725386837KEKAROOOOOOOOOOO
>>725386837does he still make that face in AoI after that?
>>725387372Nopehttps://youtu.be/wgxwwFetPfg?si=jbz0rVX4eXjbfHp1
