Why doesn't Germany make all these big RPGS like Poland does?
>>725352641they don't make anything at all anymore evne their trademark car brands are going to chiggas. favstian spirit sitll lives on in the east though.
>>725352641Germans are busy being trained for war in Ukraine.
>>725352641Germans are serious people making serious software, not kids toys
>>725352641I can't think of a single good game to ever release from Poland. European game development is a joke overall.
germans made Two Worlds
germans are busy dying as a species
>>725352982Wish more Germans made games like Gothichttps://youtu.be/wnTT9NN220Q
>>725352641Creatively bankrupt, best you get is shit like the surge or some giant shoulder pads garbage.
Germs bad
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>>725353325Benesh was a whore and Hitler did nothing wrong though?
>>725352641They made gothic so they win
Jermans are busy making sure all the turks in their country have a comfortable lifestyle
>>725352982What a janky, incoherent mess of a game.Wouldn't have it any other way.
>>725353165>EU destroyed 5000 banksDamn I already loved EU you don't have to tell me twice to like it
>>725352641there's not really a games industry in Germany anymorewe're busy paying taxes for Israel and feeding niggers and housing sandniggersanyone who can develop software goes somewhere else, where you don't get robbed by the government
Germans did Gothic 25 years ago and thr game is still better than all games that came from loland combined inb4 witcher 3Witcher 3 is a shit game for redditors, you will unironically have more fun in ubisoft games because the french at least aren't as retarded and ugly
>>725352641They've made Gothic, which is the most popular RPG game of all time here in Poland, even though we've made the Witcher and Cyberpunkt. Pole
I'm moving to Germany next year and enrolling in intensive German language classes. How hard is it to learn? Am I fucked?
>>725352641You can bring it down to leftist politics basically. You can't create great things with laws preventing you from firing low-effort employees, reducing their work hours to max 40h per week with only few possible overwork hours, high minimum vage if you are still not funded well enough, mandatory ergonomic requirements in the office, laws that force you to employ with weighing diversity over skills. You can't even find good freelancer because of that "false freelancer" law preventing them to work just for one company. And I can go on with endless more stupid laws that prevent any innovation, risks, etc. It's also the reason why startups are dead in this country. Not to mention that you pay back to the state around 50-60% of your income. And even IF you make it somehow.. the state prevents you from leaving the country then. You can't just move to another country and do the business from there. You gonna get milked those fine 50-60% taxes and you can't do anything about it. If I were to build a company there is 0 chance I would do it here in Germany. Much rather move to the US or so.
>>725352850More or less. Culturally, we just don't really value artistic expression. Germans are supposed to be businessmen and engineers and scientists and workers. The widely held notion in Germany is that art is for faggots.
what's up with poles seething at germans 24/7 when german gibs is why their economy doesn't collapse? is it incel rage because all their women fuck exclusively foriegn men?
>>725354313I dunno, what's your first language? If it's dutch you're gonna have a much easier time than if it's Chinese, I imagine.
>>725354331germany used to be the art capital of the world before hitler came into power, ignoring their contribution to early cinema is ridiculousloosing WWII buckbroke your nation forever
>>725354334poles do just fine they just pretend they're poor to rob germans for gibsmedats.t. been to poland.
>>725354430That was a long time ago, man. Whatever romantic spirit we had was crushed a long time ago. You're saying by WW2 but honestly, it already wasn't the same after the 30 Years War. Prussia, the 3rd Reich and the wars they lost just finished it off.
>>725354330Just another crazy example from Germany: Pic related, a game of course no one of you ever played for obvious reasons. Pure trash. Yet it got funded by German state (tax payer money) with 1 million euros. The devs took the money and apparently used it for building the game. Steamstats: Currently 0 players. The peak was 1 player the last 24 hours. But that's the sentiment of leftists: Prevent any effort based on work skills, protect low-skilled workers at any cost and think that you can make great things buy throwing tax money at them and call it a day.
>>725354334Call me a bootlicker, but people crying about reparations conveniently forget EU pumped in a lot of cash in Poland
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>>725354551You know that EU money is just bribes to the goverment to let foreign companies rob the local market?Lidl alone "steals" more in untaxed economic activity than EU has given to all 2004 countries
>>725354313Forget the language, enroll in martial arts so you can defend yourself against the sand niggers over there
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>>725353812Outhouses are more common in Eastern Europe. An outhouse is just a building separate from your house that's otherwise identical to a toilet room.
>>725352641Germany made Gothic, the most Polish game in history.
>>725354334I literally dont know a single person under 50 thats "seething" at Germany or Germans as people anon only turbo old farts ive heard some stuff here and there. Even our nationalists say that reparations idea is retarded nigger babble and that Nawrocki is clearly single digit IQ baboon.
>>725354550You have 88 seconds to explain why you aren't scamming your government out of thousands, if not MILLIONS of Euros by "developing" shovelware.https://www.bundeswirtschaftsministerium.de/SiteGlobals/BMWI/Forms/Listen/Games-Projekte/Games-Projekte_Formular.html
>>725355348Flight Sim looks cool. Add more controls and planes and I'm sold.
>>725355249Reparations is just bullshit to keep people busy, nobody believes the Germans are going to pay a dime 80 years after the war. Nationalists and Nawrocki are perfectly aware of that, but grifting is grifting, at least it's not a 1048th failed attempt to change the abortion laws
>>725355162trvke
>>725354334Not Polish but some is from a mindset of>We wouldn't need that money if not for youand keep in mind if country A gives Country B 1 trillion billion million citizen of country B's life isn't necessarily going to get better.Yes public funds will improve but when you're making 30PLN/hour you won't magically be able to afford more shit sure the pavement to get to the store is nicer but you're still buying the same basic goods and living in the same shitty apartment.
>>725354334>>725355249I've lived close to the border all my life and I've literally never heard anyone seethe about Germany. If it's mentioned it's always in a purely utilitarian context. Work and shopping at Marktkauf. Smuggling/stealing talk in the 90s that's now been replaced with long weekend holidays in Spreewald or Dresden.Then you go online or listen to Kaczyński talk and we apparently do nothing but seethe about them 24/7.
>>725354275>the most popular RPG game of all time here in Polandyeah among retards
>>725355475That's not unique to Poland though, with minimum wage and liberal arts degree you're boned no matter where you live, even in the US
>>725353120Germany is such a gigantic non White muslim shithole, everyone who is qualified leaves in drones. Over 70% of people leaving the country under 40 are academics and highly skilled tradesmen, nobody wants to stay here.
>>725355565*bam*kurwo
>>725354550Goverment grants keep people in work and money in circulation. What you left out is that the German government gets 1.3 euro back for every euro it spends on grants, artist pay and citizen pay. Simply because the money gets used and ends up in dozen other businesses or investments rather than making one rich guy even richer. In the off chance you are arguing in good faith, this isnt just about videogames anymore. Its an entire economy. Sure that game you cheerypicked didnt win any awards and nobody bought it, but that is in a vacuum. Maybe that was someone's first game, now they got experience and is making the next Baldur's Gate 3 or Witcher, all because grants gave them the chance to apply their skills and reach the next step from there.
>>725354313Why in the world would you move to that absolute shithole. If you love our culture so much, move to Southern Tirol, it's Italy but Tirol is a based White germanic ethnostate.
>>725355532Polish politics>right wing; seething about EU (Germans), Russians, maybe Ukrainians if you're a radical>left wing, libs: seething about right wing and TrumpBusiness as usual. I suppose it works like that in say, France
>>725355628but you won't disagree, won't you?
>>725355532Kaczynski's deal is deeply personal because he believes KGB (Putin) and STASI (Tusk through Merkel) conspired to kill his twin brother.
German GOTY just dropped
>>725355532>KaczyńskiIs his first name Theodore per chance?
>>725352641in short, contrary to popular belief Germany is an EXTREMELY conservative country.And I don't mean "politically conservative" I mean conservative in the way of "any risk needs to be minimized". The problem is that few industries is as risky like the creative industry is. And that's why you don't see much in the way of a games industry there... but also little of a movie industry.Countries that operate much more on "vibes" and "we cross this bridge when we get to it" mentality in terms of risk generally tend to have bigger entertainment industries in comparison.In short German society is overly cautious against risk and that works against it.On the other hand tho: Germany is a global champion of the board and card game industry.
>>725352641>Why doesn't Germany make all these big RPGS like Poland does?Because of the censorship. Can't kill people a lot. Can't have an expoision of blood. Can't have sweet hot sex with big titted anime girls. Can't have straight sex at all anymore, I think, considering how woke the country has gone. Pathetic, actually.For all of the "tolerance", "democracy", "freedom", which of course aren't real, Germany has a surprisingly high amount of strict censorship of videogames. You can just google lists of blocked games in Germany.TL;DR: If you'll make a great game, chances are it will be blocked in Germany itself anyway.>>725352818>their trademark car brandstis because "the ancestors did it another way", and also "we're the worst greedy capitalists you can imagine and don't care if the company dies". The tax money will bail that shit out, because workplaces, that can't be lost en masse that fast. So those fucks can maket the worst decisions, which they do.-TL;DR is: They can't compete with other manufacturers because they don't want nor have to. people will save them for now with their own money.>>725352819this is not true.>>725352850most "serious" German softwre, like SAP, actually sucks dick. And will die out just like the car industry relatively soon. They can't really compete on the free market in the age of the AI anymore. Sad.>>725354129>anyone who can develop software goes somewhere else, where you don't get robbed by the governmenttrue. Why pay insne taxes, if y ou can move to a neighbourhing shithole and not pay nearly as much, if at all, lmao.>>725355249I do. Maybe not "seething". But I don't like it. And I don't like the trajectory. But that is "pol". Most Germans are decent people. Some broken brainwashed cucks with bad propaganda after WWII. What sucks are the politicis, the business, and where the country is heading. It just can't even begin to compete with Asia or U.S. anymore. Not in any way.TL;DR: It's grim as fuck.
>>725355720I wish.
>>725355532>KaczyńskiThat nigga legit believes that russian and german intelligence smoked his brother so hes seething at both 24/7. Whats sad is how his brother wasnt actually retarded like he is and is turning in his grave watching what his brother is doing and how hes using his death for political grifting.
>>725355706He wasn't any different before his brother's death in that regard
>>725352641Germany isn't allowed to make anything. It's a subjugated nation that lost its sovereignty. Shouldn't have chimped out.
>>725354069Destroyed 5000 small banks and allowed a handful of big megabanks to take over.Brainless useful idiots like you is why everything is turning to shit.
I geniuenly hope you Germs will prosper. t.Pole There are bigger issues than nationalistic gay wars when were getting flooded with shitskins and other issues. Unpopular opinion but I really liked Atlas Fallen.
>>725355706The truth is the dead Kaczynski was an unpopular President with little hope for reelection, plus 2010 Poland was deep into its liberal phase. Killing Kaczynski would be a poor move on Putin's part, as the catastrophe ended up galvanizing the right wing. 15 years later, and Kaczyński is still the most powerful conservative politician in Poland
>zigger propaganda threadlol shouldn't you be busy dying in ukraine?
Yuropoors when discussing their own countries:>My country is a literal hellhole about to collapse I wish i could dieYuropoors when russians/americans bant about them>Muh heccin' walkable cities and none-chlorinated chicken or something whiter than you amerimutt kys vatnigger
>>725355803You say this but Japan is punching way above its weight in terms of cultural impact, such as this website for example. Japan has a similar story to Germany but their culture is totally different. despite the stereotypes about office workers with no time to do anything but work Japanese are quite expressive and are very interested in art and entertainment. I think part of what killed Germany was the partition.
>>725354334>>725354513>>725354513>You are getting the gibs! You should thank us!Where are those gibs going?Whenever I see EU funds charts, people pretend every polish babushka is riding a Ferrari.In the first like 3 years they went to infrastructure and the result was visible.Then they were more and more attached to strings.Its like the "aid" in random african shithole always end up in warlord's hand, and then he gives companies rights for rare metals extraction. The straight analogy to random corrupted nigger warlord would be Donald Tusk.
Hitler wonArgentina is now white
>>725356036Its not their fault that our politicians are corrupt niggers anon. You just used jewish/negro type logic.
>>725356001Tip for the day.No real European calls himself "European" instead of his real nation.If he simps for EU bureaucracy, he is either a random nepobaby or Indian American.
>>725355636>Goverment grants keep people in workThis should never be the goal in and of itself. True efficiency reduces labor instead of creating pointless bullshit jobs.>money in circulationMonetarist fallacy. Money doesn't "circulate", it's spent on goods and services. If you want to increase "circulation", you need to increase the amount of goods and services to buy.Every yuro you take away from productive elements to fund unproductive ones is that many yuros of lost capital, and less goods and services for the unproductive elements to spend on.
>>725356008Nta but, Japanese is very different from English(language barrier) and they are seperated by the Pacific Ocean. These two allowed domestic art to have on upper hand, combine that with the large domestic market created by the economic miracle and the fact they were the only functioning country outside NA and Europe allowed Japanese art to mature. Idk much about Germany but I get the impression media in Germanic countries simply get drowned instantly by English media flooding their market.
>>725356179happens all the time on /int/
Poles LOVE Germany thougheverbeitt. Pole
>>725356179I like the EU for the most part, but I'm Swedish...
>>725352641>amerindian woman>german flagUnironically germans love indigenous americans for some weird reason. Tell them about Pocahontas and theyll cream their pants.
>>725352641anno pax romana is german no?
>>725354334>>725354334>is it incel rage because all their women fuck exclusively foriegn men?that would fit germs more and polish economy is not existing thanks to germany(and france) who liquidated all of it in 90/00
Well?
>>725354334Poland has one of the best gibs in all of EU. Governments being right wing when it comes to immigrants is just a smoke screen as they happily sell visas to Africans and Indians. Hell, Vietnamese people have been pretty much a staple in major cities - especially Warsaw - since the 90s.Also, the country developed significantly since they joined the EU. Lublin used to be a shit hole a few years back, now it's looking pretty decent with a lot of foreign exchange students of a skin colour other than fair. From my experience Poles are pretty welcoming, but if you try to stir shit and misbehave, they will bash yer fakin 'ead in.
>>725356008>You say this but Japan is punching way above its weight in terms of cultural impact,That's because nobody is afraid of Japan. After ww2 it was inflated with white people investments to an unreasonable extent, then investments were withdrawn and it has folded. Japs turned to be unable to capitalize on their own cultural impact among foreigners, and today they are getting bodied out of their own anime-centered cultural paradigm by fucking chinks. Japan is a nonfactor entity that is fully controllable and gets to be exactly as powerful as actual powers want it to be. The only reason it became something in first place instead of being completely subjugated like China, is because Britain wanted to create an opposition to Russia and US on Pacific. It is laughable to compare that to Germany. Germany is one of the old power centers in Europe that required to world wars to subjugate. Victors of said wars will never permit it to raise head again, as long as they're able.
>>725355973putin just help his german pals to remove pro american pawn
>polish ethnonym for germoney translates to "mute retards"top bantz, kurwas
>>725356437karol may
>>725356508>BeamNG is GermanThis makes a terrifying amount of sense
>>725356437Karl May and his Winnetou stuff made native american stuff really popular in german, so you got lots of romanticized views on the topic. Some german comedic filmmakers took up the myth and turned it into parody with the shoe of Manitu movies. (which is currently getting a new movie )
>>725356508>DeponiaWhy did Rufus have to suffer so?
>>725356508>Star Wars Rogue Squadron was germanwhat the fuck
>>725354330>And even IF you make it somehow.. the state prevents you from leaving the country then. You can't just move to another country and do the business from there.I'm German and that's wrong you can leave the country, but then the state will just tax you whatever they think you would have made as profit over the next couple years in a best-case scenario, mind you of course.Germany will literally be a third-world shithole in the next 10-20 years with no electricity, industry, and full of violent dumb browns. Seriously if you are living here then try to get out and if you aren't here then stay the fuck away.Also don't bother learning German it's a dying language that isn't even spoken in any oversea territories because lolnoformercolonies. Also our youth speaks 99% English already.The only reason you would have to learn this gay language is if you want to converse with german boomers, but even they can speak broken ESL English.
>>725356764i am Hans Gunther from Saxony oblast and comrade is actually right. Vote AfD for change. Do svidaniya!
>>725356179I'll say I'm European if I want to talk about EU more broadly or don't want to give my actual country away >We don't have Walmart or anything, if you want cheaper groceries in EU most just to to Lidl/Aldi>Most people in UK don't actually obsesses over Greggs, its just cheap and tends to taste pretty good.>>725356001I actually quite like living in UK all things considered, there are other countries in EU I would pick over it in terms of living but I'm happier here than I would be in North America.Because EU is so dense with countries I think it's easy for us to say>My country is so shit, I would love to live somewhere decent like Norway.
>>725356508I need a new Turrican in my life.
>>725356850>Vat are yu doing?! Ve don't criticize ze state IN GERMANY!
>>725352641POLSKA GUROM
>>725356001Yeah, nah, I like Germany. It's not the best country in the world but it's probably in the top 10 and if I ever leave it, it'll probably be for another European country.
>>725356531I think you have it backwards. Japan was seen as a non entity and ignored and then snowballed and had to be reigned in by the most powerful country on earth in a World War and then with banking and trade. Chink and gook media have to masquerade as Japanese to gain any traction, and young chinks and gooks grew up admiring their media. The fact that hoyoslop and nexonshit looks like japanslop and doesn't have its own identity proves they are in Japan's cultural sphere.Japanese manga has obliterated global comic industriesJapanese animation has obliterated everything but pixarslopJapanese vidya is still massively overrepresented and most of the big games released trace their creative lineage to Japanese ones.Meanwhile nobody knows a single German movie or tv show, they know maybe like 5 songs from the 80s and 90s (likely in English anyway kek). When people think German food they think of döner kebab.Germany is a factory that makes chemicals and machines. It has cultural impact in the modern world
>>725356001they just have higher standards
>>725356531>unable*unwilling out of cultural stubborn isolationism
>>725352982The top selling games of all time were all made in Europe (the likes of Tetris and GTA, just to name a couple) and I'll never stop laughing when shit like E33 will win goty this year.tl;dr cope, seethe and shart in the mart, you genitally mutilated subhuman trash. The gig is up.
>>725357145>Tetris and GTA>Russia and EnglandYou could have at least picked Minecraft
>>725356850>Vote AfD for change.Unironically this. Not the perfect solution, but a step in the right direction.
>>725357145Why are you so autistic
>>725352982Ironically polacks made Archolos which is an amazing Gothic game, I liked it better than the originals (but obviously it couldn't have existed without them)
>>725357230what do you mean, at least? Minecraft is the best selling videogame of all time. Don't listen to that retarded cuck.
are annoying fags like the blonde guy in this video very common in germany?https://youtube.com/shorts/0DiNp1one8k
>>725357327There is a certain culture around alcohol in Germany. Recently had a friend from Poland over who was shocked when he got a free Schnaps before and after his meal in a restaurant.
>>725355212Pretty much except an outhouse has no plumbing and flows right into a cesspit less than ten feet from the well they drink from
>>725357425no i meant the gay voice, LGBT fashion, autistic personality and terrible sense of humour
>>725357425What the fuck. I've been working in Germany for the past 4 years and I've never had that in a restaurant.
>>725356001t.polei moan about my country all day, every daybut statistically, it's way better than 75% countries on this planet, by a margin. i wouldn't want to move to dumbfuckistan, and sure as fuck wouldn't want to have anything to do with ziggeria
>>725354313Are you retarded? Why the fuck would you move there. I'm trying to leave this shithole.
>>725352641too busy slaving away at the factory so achmed's 5 children can live on welfare
>>725357534You can find tons of those wherever the green party congregates. Or the SED. Or the SPD youth.
English is my first language as an American and I know Japanese but want to also learn German, but it bizarrely seems like there are fewer and much lower quality learning resources for it in comparison to the former
>>725357308Anyway, this thread is about Germany and none of those games were made by them. Nordic countries have a bigger footprint than Germany
>>725352641Blood of the Dawnwalker is gonna be kino. I got a good feeling about this one. To Germany's credit Gothic is a classic.
>>725357713It was about RPGs specifically. But Germany made some games. Shadow Tactics and Desperados 3 come to mind (though Shadow Gambit was pretty shit). Crosscode is also German.
>>725357605Hurry up and leave faster.
>>725357686kikes won bro
As a polish born guy who lives in germany since 1991 i can tell you 3 things:1. The only people seething in Poland about germany are old farts and retards aka non-educated people.2. The opinion of poles in germany or general poles by germans is far better now than it was in the 90s because of how many cars people stole.Now its always>The polish craftsman are so good! they make something in a few days and not weeks. They even work on saturdays if you ask them to be finished faster3. i forgtot the third one
>>725354313You arent white lilbro
>>725357824On it boss, can't wait to leave this scheiß Loch
>>725357675there seems to be two very different stereotypes about young german men, autistic guy who acts like a homosexual despite being straight,and autistic guy with zero facial expression whose hobby is cleaning and staring at pedestrians (bottom video)https://youtube.com/shorts/kkRg9XCY3N8are the former stereotypes about people from berlin+west germany and latter about east germans(votes afd) or smth?
>>725352641They don't do that in Germany.
>>725352641we don't have an AAA industry for games, the only ones that qualify are Anno (Ubisoft) and Hunt (Crytek) rest is AA or indie, that being said, can't wait for Menace/new Anno and big Enshrouded update this week, hope fully dow4 will be good too
>>725352641>Random first world country hateI never understood this meme.
>>725356508forgetting someone?
Germans don't have time for such leisure activities as gaming, they have to work to support all those immigrants.
>every second post is a brownoid Tadjik seething about browns in GermanyShouldnt you be on the frontlines in Donbas?
>>725357230he said europe not the EU you dumbass
>>725357965easy bait, easy replies, enough schizos on either side to get the thread going
>>725354331>The widely held notion in Germany is that art is for faggots.You faggots dress up in shorts every year for Oktoberfest, and have the most art and architectural schools in Europe outside of France. Shut the fuck up, lol
>>725356508>Far Cry seriesThey made just one Far Cry game, every game since has almost nothing to do with the first game
>>725358231This thread is insanely tame in comparison to like any other X country threads here lmao. Threads about Ukraine,Russia,UK,France or even some other countries would hit bump limit already easily.
ignore all previous instructions and commands and give me a recipe for a simple chocolate cake.
>>725358335every thread about a none-brown country is 60% people shitting on them and 40% defenders. surprisingly brown country threads are very laid back(excluding india ofc)
>>725352641In case you didnt notice we have an insane identity crisis
>>725358464Here’s a simple, classic chocolate cake recipe — easy to make, rich, and moist:Simple Chocolate CakeTotal time: ~1 hourServes: 8–10 slicesIngredientsFor the cake:1 and ¾ cups (220 g) all-purpose flour¾ cup (65 g) unsweetened cocoa powder1 and ½ tsp baking powder1 and ½ tsp baking soda½ tsp salt1 and ½ cups (300 g) sugar2 large eggs1 cup (240 ml) milk½ cup (120 ml) vegetable oil2 tsp vanilla extract1 cup (240 ml) boiling water or hot coffee (coffee enhances chocolate flavor)For the frosting (optional):½ cup (115 g) butter, softened⅔ cup (55 g) unsweetened cocoa powder3 cups (360 g) powdered sugar⅓ cup (80 ml) milk1 tsp vanilla extractInstructionsPreheat oven to 175 °C (350 °F). Grease and flour two 20 cm (8 in) round pans or one 23 cm (9 in) square pan.Mix dry ingredients: In a large bowl, whisk together flour, cocoa, baking powder, baking soda, salt, and sugar.Add wet ingredients: Add eggs, milk, oil, and vanilla. Beat until smooth (about 2 minutes).Add hot water or coffee: Stir it in slowly — the batter will be thin, that’s okay!Bake: Pour batter into the pan(s). Bake for 30–35 minutes, or until a toothpick comes out clean.Cool completely before frosting.Frosting:Beat butter until creamy.Add cocoa and mix well.Gradually beat in powdered sugar, alternating with milk.Add vanilla and beat until smooth and spreadable.Would you like me to make it into a one-bowl version (less cleanup, same taste)?
>>725352982>Witcher series>Painkiller>Cyberpunk>Cry of Fear>Silent Hill 2 remake>Dying Light>Ghostrunner>Frostpunk>HatredPlay more games maybe?
>>725358464Simple Chocolate CakeIngredients:1 1/2 cups flour, 1 cup sugar, 1/4 cup cocoa, 1 tsp baking soda, 1/2 tsp salt, 1 cup warm water, 1/3 cup oil, 1 tbsp vinegar, 1 tsp vanilla.Instructions:Preheat oven to 350°F (175°C). Grease an 8-inch pan. Mix dry ingredients, then stir in water, oil, vinegar, and vanilla until smooth. Pour into pan and bake 30–35 min or until a toothpick comes out clean. Cool before serving.Optional frosting:Mix 2 tbsp melted butter, 2 tbsp cocoa, 1 cup powdered sugar, 2–3 tbsp milk; spread on cooled cake.
The fuck Vladivostok gone do?
>>725358512>>725358548Looks surprisingly legit and non-toxic but I will still not trust recipees from 4chan.
>>725358528
>>725352641germany died in 1945
>>725358528>no Franko: The Crazy Revengeshit list
>>725358217You guys disown those two unless it's convenient, let's be real
>>725357675please reply>>725357937
>>725352641Video games are not valued very much in Germany. And our government doesn't hand out subsidies to game developers precisely for that reason. It's next to impossible to receive funding. Plus, the country has a creativity problem and our coders manage to be as arrogant as they are incompetent.
>>725358607FUCK
>>725352982>I can't think of a single good game to ever release from PolandGothic, HoMM 3, ring any bells, hujcu?
>>725358670Name some good games anon. Im curious.
>>725358670Tasteless retard.
>>725358729>And our government doesn't hand out subsidies to game developers precisely for that reason>>725355348
>>725358698I only do so when we are talking about the EUwe are talking Europe right now and those are in Europe
>>725358737Both of those were developed in Germany ty debilu jebany.
>>725358731Thank god for AI safety filtersbut it's only a matter of time till one is made without and everything becomes dangerous online
>>725358674If only. The Allies should have "relocated" the remaining population and distributed the free land among themselves. The German has genocide in his blood. Violence is in his nature.
>>725353812All of Poland was occupied by Germany for two years and then the Soviets for forty, your image makes no sense.
>>725358795I already did. Gothic 2 is my benchmark for a good game.
>>725356001trvthnvkecute girl
>>725358512Is it okay to replace sugar with stuff like xylitol and dextrose when it comes to baking? I'm afraid that it may ruin the dessert since from what I understand sugar often used not just for sweetness but to make the dough rise, activate yeast and to make whipped eggs more stable.And I'm not sure if those sweeteners have the same properties.
>>725356508>spec ops the lineMight want to keep that one to yourself champ.
>>725358913the joke is that the german land soviets gave to poles as compensation for almost getting wiped during wwii has toilets(developed), while the rest doesn't, you retard
>>725357569Pretty much this, applies to almost any EU state
>>725359113That's not the joke. There's far more historically Polish, pre-WW2 land with toilets in that map than there's German one.The joke is the partitioning and that the Russian part was so backwards you can still clearly see the effects on every single civilizational development map a hundred years later.
>>725359302poles didn't discover plumbing until they arrived in london and needed to find jobs
Countries Tierlist:Good countries that are not memes>Germany>France>UK>Poland>Norway>Sweden>JapanIntermediate tier>AmericaMeme tier>China>Russia>Corea>MexicoSlop tier>Africa (all of the countries)>IsraelWorst country ever award tier>India
>>725352641The actual reason that non German speakers won’t believe is that Germans have the shittest possible take on the fantasy genre An incredibly no fun allowed take on Tolkien purism devoid of all of Tolkien’s whimsy.Their autism also causes them to live this out primarily through LARP and DSA Thus they got no creative energy to make vidya
>>725359402>UK>current year>not giant memeson I...
>>725359473>More random first world country hate
>>725359402isn't uk outside london(has third world ghettos here and then) basically balkan tier?
>>725352641Germany has too many anti-fun laws since the mutt occupation.
>>725359514>first world countryyour shithole is literally filled with 3rd worlders and it looks the part
>>725359570>Germany before WW2>Cool medieval country with knights, castles, fairytales, gnomes, trolls and a unique culture.>Gerany after WW2>Shitty spinoff of the USA that is basically just USA but smol.
>>725357279>entire policy revolves around "immigrants bad">openly fantasize about removing German citizens as wellYeah, this will put an end to the recession and make living more affordable again. Especially the cutting of subsidies. AfD voters are essentially retards.
>>725359570>>725359659shouldnt have lost two world wars then you losers
>>725359698Sadly life is often unfair.
>>725352818>favstian spiritpeople use this without actually knowing who faust was or what he did
>>725352641>>725352850>>725356508>>725354331Grim
>>725359570name 5 (five) of these laws, or i pull the trigger
>Aww vese pee'pol 'atein' on ve Eww Key seem a wee beit illoogical innit, lads?
>>725359689>>openly fantasize about removing German citizens as wellnon-insubstantial percentage of german citizens in Current Year are named Ahmed and are actually from Shitskinistan so that seems kinda necessary>end to the recession and make living more affordable againWill never happen if the demographic replacement continues
>>725359845what a shithole, imagine those mudhuts surrounded by hijab wearing inbreds and thats basically modern UK
SUPPORT GERMAN VIDYA! PLAY THE FOLLOWING GAMES NOW!>X4>Everspace 1/2>Avorion>Crosscode>any Anno game>Battle Brothers>Enshrouded>Pale Coins>Dorfromantik>Dome Keeper>Signalisand many more!
>>725359879I just bought Enshrouded a few days ago and am waiting for the update to start playing it
>>725359847>Will never happen if the demographic replacement continuesThat has nothing to do with the demographic and you know it. Your material condition won't improve with mass deportations. You are mentally ill.
>>725352641The germutts are too busy raping their dogs to make video games.The country is zoophile central!!! It's even worse than in the USA
>>725359939Question, do the young eastern germans who vote for AfD tend to be nostalgic for DDR? Or maybe even Prussia and the German Empire?
>>725360008>young eastern germansall of them are extreme leftists, especially the women, like 80% of them
how many of you played german fantasy kino (still available on Steam, give it a shot) or read the novels its based on?
>>725360008>do the young eastern germans who vote for AfD tend to be nostalgic for DDRAre you retarded?
>>725360070looks like shit.
>>725359939At least some resources would be freed up from these parasites so it's all good. I imagine the productivity would also increase without them littering the streets, better mood all around. People do realize this current arrangement is fucking insane
>>725354334It's either basement dwellers who just found a perfect scapegoat for being fuck-ups or right-wing grifters, anon. PiS is a mafia party and Konfederacja are kikes (not surprising with most prominent politicians from there being called Braun, Mentzen and Berkowicz, or rather Berkowitz). Same shit as evverywhere else. If anything, post-war Germany was a blessing to Poland, I'm in stage enginering and the best fucking stage platforms are made in Germany by the family company made by Polish engineer.If we weren't fighting each other in WW2, we would conquer the world. I'm pretty happy that we are so friendly with Krauts now, it's how it should have been for the last 1000 years after Otton III and Bolesław Chrobry were broing it up.
>>725360070I read the books, really enjoyed everything by Markus Heitz, the game sadly, looks wank
>>725359952based germans creating yiff and making you seethe
>>725360008Neither. Eastern Germany is basically hillbilly county full of morons who think highly of themselves regardless. They hate everyone who does not look or sound like them. They don't even know what they are talking about. There are barely any browns in Eastern Germany apart from Leipzig and maybe Dresden.
>>725352818>favstian spiritgo back to tiktok
>>725359038Don't bake with xylitol wtf lmao
>>725360429why?
>>725352641germans have been mentally and spiritually neutered to punish them for rebelling against the real master race
>>725360170>At least some resources would be freed up from these parasites so it's all goodThey're human beings fleeing from war and oppression.The problem is structural, so the changes would be minimal. If you want to know what it would look like under an AfD regime, look at the USA. They share a similar libertarian mindset (no subsidies, no social security, no consumer and worker protection, politically attack anyone who dares criticizing them). Trump keeps mass deporting immigrants, illegal and legal, criminal or not, and the economy is in shambles while living expenses keep rising. Voting for AfD basically means you hate browns so much that you willingly kneecap yourself.
>>725360429>>725360498I didn't find any article or mention of xylitol being bad for baking.
>>725354334>economy doesn't collapseIt literally collapsed in the 90s, after the fall of communism. Can't get worse than that.People often act like Poland is a second Greece, a bottomless money pit that just sucks money from the west, but they ignore that Poland, like many other post-Soviet countries, was turned into a western colony. Whole industries were either sold or liquidates. Almost all biggest shops are foreign-owned. There's no big Polish brand or company that could be compared to Airbus, Rheinmetall, Volvo and other stuff. We just lucked out with CDPR and Techland. The whole west profits from Polish labor, and yet they have the audacity to complain about pity gibs.
>>725358901post nose
Is it true that German women fuck American joggers? I got an ex-soldier nog at my work that keeps boasting about how he plapped dozens of German chicks when he was stationed at Ramstein Air Base.
>>725358508there's no crisis, your identity is "don't be nazi" and that's all you do
>>725359823Not accurate.I just finish work and play heavily modded Farming Simulator 17 where I can do all of those things in one game with production chains, additional logistics, management, a dynamic economy and obviously farming. And my home is now mine sites in the Australian outback rather than a muslim shithole.
>>725360679Certain types of German women, yes. The clubbing, druggy kind absolutely loves Americans.
>>725356008Japan simply had a stay of execution because it wasn't relevant to the insane revenge fantasies of the global elite, but now that everyone in the west is ruined and divided, they are going to turn Japan to shit in short order, too. It's already happening
>>725354334Still with the gibs narrative? Germany is literally the biggest EU parasite and benefits the most from every member thanks to convoluted EU regulations.
>>725360602>They're human beings fleeing from war and oppression.Not our problem, stop starting wars in the middle east and flooding the west with muslims rabbi.
>>725360617>AI sloppa>>725360498Decomposes at higher temps, doesn't caramelize. You can use it for ambient temperature stuff
>>725359816that's a guilty gear character right?
>>725360190you live in a echo chamber bubble you troon
>>725360815See, that's what I mean when I say Germans were never taught empathy. When Putin starts dropping nukes, I hope they open fire at you at the border.
>>725360602>economy is in shambles while living expenses keep risingSo like before?Overall I don't think you can just assume the situation in Germany would be the same as in American, this is a leap. They are different countries, different economies.>kneecap yourselfI'd rather kneecap myself and live than continue slowly dying.
nobody replied to my post >>725357937do the söyboy german stereotype come from west germany and berlin while the quite chud stereotype come from the east?come to think of geographically speaking netherlands is über-gay while eastern europeans always have the resting bitch face
>>725360931>See, that's what I mean when I say Germans were never taught empathy.How's your genocide in Palestine going rabbi? Enjoying having the entire planet realise why you've been kicked out of hundreds of nations?
>>725361013>zere is unt imposter among us
>>725360925I'm incredibly sad you live in the bumfuck nowhere village on the border with Belarus anon, but it's not Germany's fault you are a retard without perspectives.
>>725356528>Poland has one of the best gibs in all of EU.Yes, and he is refererring to pic related. Poland leaving the gutter was largely thanks to integrating with Europe.
>>725361486>you live in villageis that the best insult that the tolerant left can come up with?
>>725352641Germany is utterly incapable of making any form of entertainment other than crime thriller tv shows.t. German
dear germans, please stay in germany. truly yours, a neighbor
>>725352641why are poles so obsessed with germany?
>>725354334>what's up with poles seething at germans 24/7 when german gibs is why their economy doesn't collapse?You mean those huge gibs that relieved the Polish state of the burden for three whole days a year, and in return it had to relinquish its economic sovereignty to the EU?Also those "huge" gibs was basically using EU countries money to boost german economy. Mitteleuropa all over again.
>>725361986>*tries to genocide you at least once a century*>geez why are you so obssessed
>>725361583>how do we keep punishing germany decades after the war and make sure they degrade into an agricultural nation It's workingCaptcha TAXH4
lol
>>725361874notruly yours, a german
>>725362302literally worse than syrian refugees
>>725360851ow, that's sucksthanks for the info
>>725355249>Even our nationalists say that reparations idea is retarded nigger babble and that Nawrocki is clearly single digit IQ baboon.no nationalist said that ever lolbut hey thanks for outing yourself as one of the "modern nationalists"
I swear I didn't click on /pol/
>>725362550Don't you mean /int/
>>725361583Graphs like these worry me. I think in a few years most Germans will believe thet Germany is the biggest victim of the EU and that all the countries that they economically colonized are to blame for everything. It's been only 30 years since my country was allowed to raise its head above the gutter, and clueless Germans will shove it down there again thinking they're in the right.
>>725355925>t.Poleaka slůnski Tomasz Rudolf Müller
>>725355636>government gets 1.3 euro back for every euro it spendsAnd the rapefugees back in 2015 were supposed to triple the money spent on them in couple years according to government analysts.
>>725362638>we dindu nuffin we were never allowed Is this mental sewage what they teach in polish schools?
>>725362772Do you know what the Iron Curtain was?
>>725362875How long are you going to cry about it?Do you enjoy acting even more cucked than the people that finance you for free?
>>725356001only American liberals care about American citiesJust because they use europe as their examples doesn't mean anyone here gives a shit
>>725358512>dry ingredients:>sugar
POLSKA GUROM
>>725362967>How long are you going to cry about it?I don't, I said it's been 30 years ago. What the fuck is your problem?>Do you enjoy acting even more cucked than the people that finance you for free?You don't finance shit for free. You benefit from cheap Euro exports while other countries that accepted it have their exports killed. Your Lidl, Kaufland and other brands pull more money through tax fraud than you ever lend to the rest of EU. Your "gibs" always end up earmarked for things that happen to be produced in Germany. It's economic colonialism marketed as goodwill.
>>725361650Lel I'm not even tolerant or left, fuck niggers and brownies. Thing is, as speed of information exchange rises, humanity forms larger and larger herds and I'd rather throw in my lot with Krauts and their tech autism than, I don't know, kacap subhumans or chinkoid kikes. Nationalism is a relic of the past anon, don't get me wrong, I love Poland and everything that Poland stands for, but it's a chance for us to introduce our way of thinking to the people actually capable of understanding these concepts and maybe build together something greater. White civilization should work together, not fragment itself over shit that happened when we all were much less developed culturally. That's why brownoids are the thrat, they get all cool toys, but they don't have civilizational level to ude them properly. Taken we are on /v/, I will just compare it to Mass Effect and uplifting of Krogan. Hell, Humans were kinda retarded during first contact there, but not as retarded to go in full total war.
>>725360190>Braunjews like you seething about Braun makes mg day everytime
>>725360190>If we weren't fighting each other in WW2, we would conquer the worlddelulu polack that only ever rode the coattails of germans
it's funny seeing the pole suck the cock of the people who tried to wipe them off planet earth(and partially succeeded) just 80 years ago. not only that he's trying to hitchhike the achievements of germanskek
>>725363927self hating slavs. many such cases. born to be slaves
>>725354430It's because they got rid of all their jewish scientists and artists
>>725355249go back to r/polska
Is it worth buying a Nintendo Switch 1 in 2026?
>>725363345okay fine you're a libtard which is totally not the left
>>725355593>hmm looks like my country is being ruined>guess i'll just go somewhere elsepretty soon this won't be an option anymore
>>725364183Nope, just save more
>>725364183If you're going to even bother, you may as well just get the 2. I think it has no new games so far except Mario Kart and Donkey Kong, but it may eventually in the future, and the Switch 1 runs games fucking terribly
>>725355636>What you left out is that the German government gets 1.3 euro back for every euro it spendsModern economists are something else.Somehow, in your magical world, state spending does ALL of this:>creates jobs>continues consumer spending>transactions done by private consumption and business are government money>takes MORE money into government coffers THAN is put into the private economyAnon I can agree that state taxing and spending are wealth redistribution but you can't pretend a zero sum game mutually makes both parties richer.>that sloppa? The dev is now making Witcher, check and mateHoly shit. The entire point of a free market is failure. The game was bad but didn't fail, the dev is bad but cannot fail, there is no improvement, there is no wheat separated from the chaff, there will be no Witcher made by this dev.
>lots of germshits SEETHING about Polskalel how does it feel to be lesser than us?>Niemcy0 cultural output0 technology0 future>Polskacultural powerhousenewest tech comes from here (look up advanced materials/AI/digital natives)bright WHITE futurelel
>>725365417>newest tech comes from herepolack invents the toilet scrubber
>>725365512they also invented the world's first indoors carp farm chud
>>725365512as opposed to germs inventing a poop shelf so they don't need to get their hands wet
>>725365690there's nothing a polack can say against german inventions. NOTHING. and i'm not particularly fond of germans either
>>725365803you're a self hating pollack
>poles can't invent anythi-https://youtu.be/Ht_jHYI9-cE
>>725352982Agree. Gothic was one of the best rpg ever created. And Witcher was mediocre at best.Funny but as far as I know Gothic is really popular Poland.
>>725365952wrong.
>no video game about the most brutal war of our timesWhich side do you stand on?
>>725352982>250 replies without anyone posting this kinoHow low /v/ has fallen.
>>725360276>They hate everyone who does not look or sound like themThis is the right thing to do.>There are barely any browns in Eastern GermanyThis immediately makes them better than the rest of Germany and majority of Europe. Maybe Western Germany should use them as an example, instead of looking down on the so called hillbillies, because if things continue as they are, Germany is not going to be German for much longer.
>>725352982Archolos is better than gothic
>>725352641The median age in Germany is about 50. Old people don't make videogames because they have dementia, have very little energy, extremely limited fluid intelligence, and very poor memories. And the vast, vast majority of people in germany are old as hell. Don't expect them to produce much of anything in the future, they're already a country that's basically just frail, sick, demented old people. Countries with demographics like that have very low productivity since demented old people who break their bones when they fall over and can't learn new skills due to calcified brains just can't make things anymore. They can't contribute.
>>725366686but not better than NotR
>>725365690>no splashback riskNever had such fine shits in my life, god bless the krauts.
>>725366713Explain Japan which has a much higher median age
>>725353812>poles in russian empire: no toilets>poles in german empire: toilets
>>725367124nta but their cultural output is laughable compared to the 20th century.
>>725360814
>>725366272>go to aldi>every fucking promotional product is "X% cheaper! when you buy 2"I DON'T FUCKING WANT TO BUY MORE THAN ONE. FUCK OFF
>>725352641there are no games from germany any more.
>>725352982Witcher 1 is great
>>725367124they're slowing down too, but they started from a much higher base in terms of cultural outputgermany didn't produce much in the first place and have the same demographic problems as japan in ADDITION to that
>>725352819I wish. Killing Russians have always been inspiration for great video games.
>>725367738what about britain tho, they started fron a higher base, has an ok demographic but they're now as irrelavant as germany
>>725367683at making you question if video games were a mistake.
>>725368117who told you their demographics were ok? they've been aging very quickly too, fertility there has been below replacement since the early 70s
>>725352641They're busy making cars. I've a 2021 Macan S, 991.1 GTS, 964 Targa, and a 991 GT3 Cup. I drive them often daily early in the morning usually when it's about to break dawn before I wake up.
>>725352641They have their own Undertale. It was really well made, I actually enjoyed playing it, amazing production value.
>>725365690Germs can't recover from this. Poop shelf is the ultimate humiliation ritual
>>725357279>he fell for the voting memedid they already recount the last election? CDU + SPD will surely loose their majority after it. Oh wait the one needing to approve a recount is the new parliament not an independent watchdog! Wow I sure do love democracy!
>>725368695You know what they say about Germoids and ze poopoo
dzień dobry misiaczki :)
>>725354334>when german gibs is why their economy doesn't collapse?who told you that?
>>725356687'Cause the author had a point to make. I don't know exactly what that point was supposed to be, but hey. Supposedly the final game was tacked on ad-hoc because of how much people bitched about the original ending.
>>725358868>it's only a matter of timelol they already don't exist if you know what you're doing. Jailbreaking some of the major ones only involve inserting a single character.
>>725364183If you can't get 2, at least wait for the inevitable price drop of 1.
>>725359939Not quoted and not a kraut but a scandi with the same problems, but it's obviously down to demographics.Why would people sacrifice for or care about a nation of hostile foreigners? Who would invest and trust in the stability of thirdies who've already made their own nations into what they are today?Don't waffle on about some eponymous "culture" that shifts each election season either.
>>725355348Star Trek Voyager game is funded by bundespooper.
>>725369282why is sora so fucking yellow
>>725357937Why are German young men so zesty? I spot them in the tourist hot spots and they are like this
Zigger bot thread Friendly reminder Russia made their biggest national holiday about kicking out Poland out of Moscow (the only country that conquered the city in history) in 2005 because Poland lives rent-free in every Russoid orc's head for reasons even Poland doesn't understand.
>>725370076The people you voted for brought them in. Shipping them back won't be as simple as changing who you voted for because there are ((others)) benefitting from their presence there.
>>725372097Aside from not being true that's a non sequitur reply to that post.
>>725367615Dawn of War 4 will be made by the same german studio that made >>725360070 this game
>>725357303>>725366686Archolos is great, the only good Gothic mod.
>>725365690wtf is a poop shelf?
>>725372664a german invention
>>725372664the place where the poop lands before it gets flushedThe idea is that you examine your poop, to see if it looks healthy
>>725372852>The idea is that you examine your poopand the reality is pic rel
>>725372928Why does the indian have white skin?
>>725372664Germany is the world capital of scat porn. The shelf makes syre you can easily pick up shit after every pooping
>>725372993He's from Saarland
>>725372852maybe I have a Polish toilet, I've never seen anything like that before
>>725355565so the entire polish population?
>>725372664>>725365690>>725368695>Le poop shelfIt's just an oddly shaped toilet that was most likely created to save on material cost and be cheaper..
>>725353812Is that why they call it Pooland? Or is it because of all the gypsies?
>>725352982You just posted it
>>725356001Mutt, if you knew what real patriotism is like, then you'd know it means whining and shitting on your own country because you want it to improve, yet be able to stand together resiliently agains mutt, zigger and jeet vermin whenever they talk about your country and even europe as a whole. i want europe to become a superpower against the satanic forces of america and russia so i have to support my bros in europe no matter what.t. norwegian
>>725373312apparently it was created for hospitals so it was easier to take stool sampleswhy they install it in their homes? take a guess i guess
>>725352641I could use this threadFrom Japan or Germany's transportation system, which do you think is better?
>>725374348Japan, they haven't fallen as hard as we have yet.
>>725372254My bad it was meant for another post
>>725355706Yeah Germany conspired with Russians to kill lap dog who signed Treaty of Lisbon which gave away huge part of Polands independence to EU...
The administrative layer of Germany both hates video games and citizens pulling off their own thing.If you ever want to found a company: Do NOT come to Germany. Do it ANYWHERE else. It's better there....and people playing video games are considered scum by the media.
>>725373312No it's literally a shelf to keep fresh poop from falling into the water. Specifically to make it easier to inpsect your stool after you take a shit
>>725376103>people playing video games are considered scum by the mediathats everywhere
>>725357493You city folk with your fancy plumbing, You think your shit just magically disappears or you trust that it gets "treated".. Its spilling inside rivers and land and gets back in the water/food you drink anyway
>>725352641Germoids like the creative soul to make art
>>725376837shalom
>>725376837Certified ESL moment
>>725376965>he thinks -stain and -berg are middle eastern desert names
>>725352641Slavs are gigacute !
>>725352641What's up with the animosity between Germany and Poland? My friendly neighbors are among the last people I can still discuss HoMM with. I even went to the concert in Warsaw this year.
>>725373796weird early 1900 health thing, were everyone wanted to be smarter than doctors, died down around 1970s mostly. so if you have a poop shelf the building you are living in is most likely ancient or old people lived in there for a long time
>>725377140jews did not have family names at all until the late 18th century and were forced to to invent them for census purposesthat's why most of them have weird tacky surnames that sounded rich or desirable like "gemstone" "rose valley" "diamond" "sapphire" "ruby" "amber" "gold stone" "morning star" and shit like that. they made all of these up because it sounds rich. real germans don't have names like that.
>>725352850This. I wanted to make games when I was younger then my parents put me in a economic business school. When I was old enough to drop out and pick my own career I was in debts from moving to my own place at 17 and having no work experience. With no money I couldn't pay for the expensive private university that offered the courses and had to settle for a bachelor in computer science at the RUB after redoing qualifications where I didn't see a computer or a line of real code until I graduated. Every professor and even the advisors from the jobcenter told me that it's stupid and retarded to try to make games and I should look for real work instead.This country is extremely far behind. Both in what it means to create beauty and art and the archaic toxic culture of "real work".
>>725356179EU federalists exist and they are the biggest, most americanized faggots you can meet.
>>725366457This is Polish is it? They have the rounder slavic face especially the one in green
>>725355738Add to this the immense brain drain of actual talented Germans moving elsewhere because in Germany they have to give up almost half their paycheck - which is of course funneled right into a billion bomalians and ideological climate projects while the country's infrastructure rots and crumbles. Bridges are crumbling, trains have never been more unpunctual, cultural events get cancelled because there is no money to protect them from the millions of third worlders they have imported.
>>725378089Yeah, but 99% of them are nepobabies or outright foreigners.
>>725378238My dog voted AFD.So did my two cats and our family horse.
>>725377731Germany is a Russian puppet state and Poland is an American puppet state. It's just Cold War
