>Noita>Wreckfest>My Summer Car>Void Stranger>Max Payne>Angry Birds>Baba Is You>Trials>Ultrakill>Funger>BarotraumaThe Finnish need studying
>>725449991>Soon MY game will join that list :DDDt. every Finn of /v/
>>725449991all garbage games except max payne
>>725449991Unlike Norwegians we have souls.
>>725449991Why are Nordics so superior in their vidya output?
>>725449991Half of that list is slav/troonslop
>>725450081Early and strong financial incentives.
>>725450069Why are norwegians so lazy? They invented a cheese slicer and went "Yep, that's good enough. Our society has contributed all it could."
>>725450081Early and wide home computer and internet adaptation, and PC gaming being more widespread than consoles through the 80s and 90s.
>no liero>no tapan kaikki>no fatal fumes>no mirka
>>725449991None of those games are good
>>725450114None of those are slav tho
>>725450218Barotrauma's community is 60 percent slav, the rest are trannies.Only fun w/ friends, dont try to play on any publicly hosted server or through their discord.
>>725449991aren't noita and ultrakill gendershifter games?
>>725450291>communityHoly cope
The peak of Finnish gaming kino remains accessible only to Finngolian speakers.
>no unreal world>no legend of grimrock
>>725450187>mirkaNow that's a game I wasn't expecting to find here
>>725449991Stop you know not what you fish for
>>725450320>games featuring a robot and (You)I don't know. Are you on the gender spectrum?
>>725450049nope I hate other finns and will not associate with them. i just drop mega link anonymously one day and be done with it.
I NEED IT
>>725450145They have the unlimited money glitch thanks to oil. You'll lose the incentive to push yourself when the life just kinda gives everything to you without any hardship.
bought Control on sale last week and it's shitwhat went so wrong with Remedy?>let's make an SCP game>what kind of enemies should we have?>lemme get uuuh… regular guy with gun>and black naked guywhat were they thinking?
>>725450384>koirapeli :D
>>725450504But previously you told me that rich people need all of their money because they're creative?
>>725449991I know we suck at making games but you don't need to make a whole thread about it.
>>725450504why aren't they buying up everything like the arabs
>>725449991>a single good game (Max Payne)Grim.
>>725450556>>and black naked guymight as well be and SCP to finns
>>725450351There should be more finnish-only games to incentivize learning the languageYeah, it won't sell well, but it'd be a giant middle finger, especially if it was any good.
>V3 never
>>725449991For me it is Pekka Kana 2. The dev was working on a commercial Pekka Kana game for a long time, but dropped it eventually because he did not think it would be good enough.
>>725450810>kana>rooster
>>725449991dont forget cruelty squad
>>725450639Because they go for safe and very diversified investments instead of buying up companies/share majorities.I dunno, must be doing something right when the oil-backed fund is at over 2 trillion dollars by now.
qrd on nord in-fighting?
>>725450565Thats my first post
>>725451062banter
>>725451062They're all so similar that if they didn't fight they'd have no excuse to not merge countries
>>725451062tldr: they don't think about each other at all, and it drives them all mad
>>725450880It's woke trans game.
>>725451062Its just for the laughs.
>>725449991High trust welfare state that enables people to pursue creative endeavors instead of sending them to the factory at the age of 18 and until they retire. This is why Russia doesn't have nearly as much cultural output despite outnumbering Finland by 25 times.
>>725450798FUCK
Real niggas know
>>725450556I liked it.
>>725451062Friendly competition.
As a finn only finnish adjacent games I played past decades were remedys control, aw1/2Then I watched andy and leyley youtube gameplays for funI checked out returnal but I wasnt feeling it.
>no koulu3 jonne thread
>>725450145Norwegian here. Like anon said we have no incentive to do anything. That's why we suck. But life is getting worse so hopefully within the next few decades we might do something. Maybe.
>>725451384>as a finn>minä oon näin erityinen kun mulla on näin paska maku! Eiköhän ylis ole sulle sopivampi paikka
>>725451384>housemarquefor me it's Super Stardust Portable and Nex Machina
>>725451384Play Ultrakill and Noita. Really good games.
>>725450639In Saudi Arabia the funds go to the royal family and they can do whatever fuck they want with it. In Norway the funds go to the state and basically every Norwegian has a share in that fund. There are laws and guidelines of how the money can be re-invested and for what cause those funds can be used.
>>725451483NTA but i feel Ylis is even worse place to discuss games than /v/. The /pelit/ board is way slower and no one there actually plays games, they just discuss them with several days intervals. It's not like /v/ either plays games but at least /v/ has more people posting and more things to get angry about.Only thing Ylis has for gamers is the weekly threads in Satunnainen about "Games you played when you were child".
>>725449991Finland makes good memes, not games.
>>725450081They literally sit inside all day because of the cold. It's like they've specifically made by God for making videogames.
>>725449991Don't study the Finnish, you will just get depressed by comparing it to your country
>>725451678I saw some adblocker harassment notification and simply quit using the site after thatI dont understand why youd stick around unless you're like finnish only retard
>>725451678Ylis at the moment is worse place in pretty much everything. Wish I could find the old meme picture that pretty much predicted the whole thing.
>>725451678Dont forget the retard who copies popular /v/ bait threads into random for attention and fucking_upvotes
>>725449991>The Finnish need studyingThere's nothing to study, they're high IQ.
>>725451062everyone hates the danish for some reasonpersonally i get a headache from hearing their language cause it sounds similar and my brain tries to make sense of that awful jumble, cant raid wow with danes talking too much
>>725451483>>725451678Is Ylis like a Finnish 4chan bootleg?
>>725451846Pretty similar case with Finns listening to Estonian. To us the Estonian sounds like happy retard trying to speak Finnish
>>725450639They own around 2% of of all global stocks.
>>725449991It's wild to think that Finland has given us more good vidya than the entire third world combined.Really makes you think.
>>725449991>meet a finn online>his entire personality is always "Dude I'm a finn and we're so quirky :DDDD"
>>725451905Yes, it's the finnish imageboard, Ylilauta. Before ylilauta, there was kuvalauta and lauta.net.
Why is it always finns that create the most heinous shit imaginable? Conceptually, that is. The games are good, but what the fuck happened to the devs for them to dream up these nightmares.
>>725451997It seems our superiority has once again led to some controversy
>>725451905Only active finnchan.Owned by a money hungry jew who locked whole boards behind a paywall.Introduced fucking upvotes for posts and forces everyone to register.
>>725450145We keep slipping closer and closer to hellhole status.I don't want to image what this country is like in another 20 years, when the last remaining private industry has finally flagged out as the people running it retires.
>>725452056Ancestors ate a fuckton of shrooms to regen mana for fingolia spells.I shit you not, look it up.
>>725452059Käften med dig!
>>725450639They are, look up the "pensjonsfond". Shit is so big they could easily break the global economy if they wished to.
>>725450639>why aren't they buying up everything like the arabsBecause they're not retards? If you can't control whatever it is you "buy" with violence, you don't actually own it and it can vanish with the stroke of a pen. Arabs are being setup for a massive rugpull come WW3. Anyone investing outside of their own nation and military alliances is.
>>725451905Ylilauta is the Reddit of Finland these days. Vastalauta is more like 4chan but it’s really quiet place because people don’t know about it and you get 6 month ban for even mentioning it on Ylilauta
>>725450639They spend all their money on immigration, like rest of the EU
>>725451905Full of normies since 2018. Been going there since 09
>>725452312In 2009 we used Kuvalauta. Ylilauta came in 2011
>>725449991Imagine making a list of great Finnish games and not including UnReal World.I've been playing this since since the 90's and the dev is still updating it and is still cool as fuck tramping around in the wilderness and making cool songs.
>>725449991Is Finland a good place to live?
don't forget DSJ 2.1
>>725452505No stay away
>>725452505Yes. It's dark from october to april and people are depressed but they don't bother you and the infra works.
>>725452505>Is Finland a good place to live?Fuck off they're full.
>>725452505depends, do you like darkness, woods, silence and people who want nothing to do with you?
>>725452486We're never getting marriage are we?
>>725452161Kakka pippeli vittu :DDD
>>725451997>meet a finn online>his entire personality is that he's racist
>>725452569these people must be pushing 40 by nowI wonder how they turned out
For me, it's Areena 5.
>>725451998All went to shit when Finnchan died.
Threadly reminder that Finland created irc and had facebook alternative (irc-galleria) before facebook became a thing. That being said, all games listed in op are trash for friendless trannies. Areena 5 is goty of the millenia.
they did nothing wrong
>>725452056>only finn I know mainly draws eldrich abominations checks out
>>725452472same thing. Kuvalauta was based. Good old times. I was in high school. >>725452505Absolutely misery for the winter. Which is from October to March. You cant do anything outside and people only move from one heated place to another. Childhood was okay because you can do some winter activities and you arent wageslaving for the whole day. We are pretty much witnessing societal collapse in Finland. Mainly talking about babies being born. The total fertility is 1,2 for finnish women. There's absolutely no realistic venues for the average guy to get a girlfriend. Bars are being closed, tinder is Chad only. I realistically dont see anything in the future that will turn this around. Maybe zoomers will take back womens rights in 20 years but we will see.
>>725452715Everyone from Scandi is a racist
>>725452569>>725452767I was volunteering for some anime/scifi-con in 2006 or 2007 and I remember group of afro guys in suits there. At the evening when we were closing up, the afro dudes would go around chanting "Con's closed". They were actually a big help for us clearing the building.
>>725452161and now swedes are speaking arabic
>>725452907Im not sometimes I see a black person on the street and I intentionally avoid staring at them
>>725452505no, it gets worse every year
>>725451846>everyone hates the danish for some reasonI've never heard anyone hating the Danish here in Finland. Must be a svedupelle thing.
>>725449991what about clash of clans and clash royale?
>>725452692>We're never getting marriage are we?Dev seems open to it so we might, i'd only want it if you can keep playing as your kid, couldn't care less about the actual marriage side of things, I just want my comfy innawoods simulator.
>>725453025they're chinese games tho
Fins are retarded, the same as japsthey are not having sex and they are letting in only brown people in the country
>>725453025
>>725452767I actually know several of these people. Generally they are doing well, unsurprisingly many are sw devs. Its the following gen that was fucked up
>>725452969>I'm not racist, I always avoid looking at niggers
>>725453062söör please send gujarati qt girls to finland
>>725449991basically carried hard by like 3 tiny indie devs like hempuli, the void stranger duo and uh remedy for stylish aaa slopvostok also look great and also a solo finn autist
>>725452969that's normal, you shouldn't look wild animal in the eyes
>>725452505You wouldn't make it
>>725449991True, the Soumi are a weird bunch.Not bad folk though.>>725452505Personally speaking, I'd say yes overall. Spring is can be nice, and in Summer it's surprising hot. You can get used to very long days. Don't know much about rest of the year though.
>>725450145>They invented a cheese slicer and went "Yep, that's good enough. Our society has contributed all it could."Based nords
>>725451062you wouldn't get it
>>725450049I have vidya ideas but I'm far too lazy to make them
>>725452505if your white then no, you will get taxed like hell and everything is expensiveif your brown you will get a free apartment, government gibs and free healthcare
>>725453324SÖÖR HAVE YOU NOT HEARD FINLAND GAVE ALL HOMELESS PEOPLE HOMES THERE ARE NO HOMELESS PEOPLE SÖÖR
I haven't seen the sun in 2 weeks.
>>725453361lol https://yle.fi/a/74-20177255
Do Finland like booba?
>>725453398Only 6 months to go
>>725449991I didn't know Barotrauma was also finnish
>>725451846>everyone hates the danish for some reasonthat would be swedes, and with good reason
>>725451846Denmark is Goymany's appendix (the little shitbag attached to your intestine, not the book kind)
>>725449991Past Fate is from Finland that actually has potential, unless it becomes full woke.
>>725453492nah now is the worst time, it gets better after snow, I am just too le depressed to get up in time
>>725453557>t. Dane
>>725453439Of course. I personally prefer big titty kids, but I go for hags sometimes as well.Pic not particularly related
>>725449991As an American Finland seems like its the best European country. Anyone with actual knowledge able to comment on that? Their still Eurocucks however
>>725453439yes
>>725453398>I haven't seen the sun in 2 weeks.Me either.t.aussie
>>725453295>trying to mish mash finnic and germanic myths together as if they were of same originoh shit nigger what are you doing
>>725452056we all get depressed come winter
I will move to finland and find an autistic finnish girl to marryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVptq3uvP2s
>>725453657no, every country surrounding it is better in every way.
>>725453657>as an american>their still eurocucksYou need to learn English before you think about coming over here.
>>725453615Nah, cold is the fucking worst. I cant imagine a worse hell than skrabaus at 6:15 am when its -10 C going to wage slave at construction until its dark. Oh and the sun rises after your first break is over. God truly has forsaken this place. I imagine India is 200x better place than Turaania
>>725453657all the nordic countries are pretty much identical. The question is do you like mountains, hills, flat land, or lakes?
>>725449991Any good finnish eroge?
Finland invented the Vampire Survivors-like in 2003.
>>725449991they are swedish vassals even to this day, everything they have is thanks to the nordic BVLL.
>>725453954>to wage slave at constructionWhy not get a comfy office job? Sit inside with cup of warm coffee and press buttons for a living.
>>725452267>VastalautaWent to check this and it's also using the absolute dogshit layout of nu-ylis.
>>725454057Not everyone can get non-jobs.
>>725453954This post is exactly the kind of reddit "we're finns we're finns" shit that's being made fun of on finnchans.
>>725453998V3 never...
>>725453998I don't think I've ever seen any Finnish eroge
I'm a hvac engineer. 700 people applied to afry and surprisingly only 60 to A-insinöörit. I was not one of them. But meh, skrabaus at 7:30 is only marginally better.
>One retard desperately trying to start a /pol/ retardfight>One guy going full we are finns modeThese threads are for containment, right?
>>725454057Surviving the hell that is HR is not worth it. Even for a slight chance you'd need a college degree and 10+ years of work related experience. The job market is just fucked up.
>>725449991>>725450081The Welfare State means they can NEET the fuck out while working on their game (which is also why they use imageboards so much and finland is imageboard country)
>>725454259Meant to reply to>>725454057
>>725453696>posting hiisi machinesyou deserve all the lukkis inside your house
>>725453046>having wife your locked up in your snowy forest shitshack 24/7 only interacting with her to give her pieces of dried meat and fucking extra lives into her
>>725453317Same. At least I have the energy to draw my autistic shit but my attempt to make 3d models out of them led to me going "this is too much fucking work" and going back to drawing.
>>725454529sounds based
>>725452505For us, yes.For foreigners, no, stay the fuck out, we are full.
>>725454426Lukki are friends, they eat all the amppari and keep the house tidy whilst i'm away adventuring in the mines.
>>725454361>Surviving the hell that is HR is not worth it.Fuck em. I once came to the office wearing shorts on a hot summer day. 2 hours later the entire office (70+ people) received an email from HR saying "wearing shorts in the office is not allowed". HR couldn't stand the sight of my pale legs, so they created a dress code against it. But it turned out well because during covid I was able to get 100% work-from-home status... so now I work in my underwear! Check mate HR!
>>725453831You do know that Finland borders Russia, right?
>>725454793should've worn a breezy skirt next and called them homophobes if they object
>>725454216Finnish is a trash language for dirty talk so even if there was a Finnish eroge, it would still be written in english.Also, that incest game that is somewhat popular here is apparently made by a Finnish chick, though to my knowledge there isn't explicitly shown sex in that game.
>>725452505finland, like norway and sweden and denmark and germany and the netherlands and germany and austria and france and spain and italy and canada and the US and australia and new zealand, is being shitted on by self-interested politicians
Finnish Chad Tapio Rautavaarahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlhiyWA_GCQ
>>725454984>Finnish is a trash language for dirty talkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dBlev9mlxU
>>725454846>implying Russia is a country
>>725453917Im American I dont have to do shit. Thats freedom baby!
>>725455028also england and scotland and wales and ireland
>>725455118En oo kuuntelmassa tota.
>>725450081polish immigrants
Yksinkertaisesti eeppinen lanka nyymit :DD
>>725449991Waiting for Obenseuer Bazaar update
>>725450810No way, memories...
>>725452486>UnReal World.Great game, found it randomly when I was a kid whilst trying to find mods for the original Unreal, the internet was hilariously small back then. I can't believe the mad lad is still actively developing it, i'll have to grab it on steam and give the guy a few bucks, i'm pretty sure it was a free game when I was a kid, although I did pirate fucking everything so who knows.>>725453696>t.aussiePretty funny, whilst the scandis are busy bitching about no sun in winter, half of us go nocturnal when summer hits here and blokes are fighting over doing nightshifts.
>>725453046it's always been weird to me that it has a separation of character and world but the world gets tossed into the fuck it bucket every time you take an arctic swim, there really should be a way to play on the same world indefinitely (as long as you're gud)
>>725450351Kino
>>725454846yes
>>725454016Just replayed this. Last time was about 15 years ago. fun little game
>>725454584To me, drawing is too much work. I struggle to make myself follow even Fun With a Pencil.
>>725451183It's absolutely fucking pathetic that we still suck up to the Nordic people and desperately try to be in their good graces despite the fact that 95% of our shared history is them enslaving, raping and putting us down. And they still continue to put us down and laugh at us.
>>725455129How is it not a country?
>>725452074sad times
>>725454362what was the finnish imageboard's name again?
>>725456096I agree. They are and were rapists and conquerors, later larping as some kind of brothers and saviours. I still consider myself part of the "Nordic" region, just not Scandinavian, though.
>>725456129It's a designated containment camp for russians and their failed society
>>725450049PRÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖT :DDDDDD
>>725449991The Ultimate Tapan Kaikki 3.21
>>725456172Ylilauta is the big one though it's more like reddit nowadays. The rest of the thread talks about it and some alternatives.
For me it's the Wings 2 OST. the game kinda is fun too.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRPeIBOrY84
My Summer Girlfriend when? I think it will earn billions
>>725453960Love me some lakes.
>thread about games from some nordic country>always someone bringing up how shitty Norway isNorgebros... Someone has to do something. I can't take it anymore.
>>725456368>failed societyCome on, now. Russia sucks, but there are worse places to live. At least I'm not black or Indian.
>>725456539what are (You) going to do about it?
>>725456539just make good games
>>725456545
>>725456545>at least I'm not...
>>725449991Fatshart should hire some Finns, the swedes can't code worth a fuck.
>>725456779I'm so glad that I managed to avoid going to the army due to health.
>>725456079Drawing is pretty difficult at the start especially as an adult if you don't have the background of drawing a ton as a kid and thus accumulating some sense of the skill. It still is a skill that can be learned if you draw enough and actively try to improve on your work as you learn it. It isn't some mythical talent you either have or don't have no matter how much some /ic/ crabs would like you to believe so.
>>725456545Westerners will never understand
>>725451254Russia makes lots of games thoughRussians love making detailed games that suffer from lack of polish because half the budget was spent on vodka. They make some unhinged schizo games too but not nearly as many as Finland does, for whatever reason
>>725456779>>725456871
>>725456831>Fatshart should hire some Finns, the swedes can't code worth a fuck.Overkill to.Vermintide/Darktide/Payday, all have such shit netcode and dogshit engines, they need some of that kalsarikannit magic the finns have going on.
>>725455354this, partially because i'm excited for the new content but also because i have ended up figuring out the best ways to make money, i need the update to come out lest i become a printing press hermit with a billion RM
>>725453439Finland is flat chest country
>>725449991Now list everything out of Sweden
>>725457242this is false I'm a massive mammaries enjoyer
>>725457257Frictional and uh...
>>725450081Still very white and few browns until 15 years ago. Creativity flourishes when you feel safe and care about your surroundings.
>>725454216There's koulu3 that was mentioned earlier but it's an unfinished text adventure
>>725450145norwegians made dustborn
>>725457304Well I like gigantic asses.
>>725457304To each their own
>>725456545>Nigeria with snow>better than Africa
>>725449991Reminder that cities skylines is also from ebinland
>>725457257https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Video_games_developed_in_Swedenhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Video_games_developed_in_Finland
>>725457539
>>725453687>all the pro-boobs countries are countries with low T menI guess it's the lack of confidence in your sexuality that makes guys not like ass because men also have asses and that's gay.
>>725449991>FungerPlease don't call it that. The worst members of the fan base coined that term.
>>725457650Russia do be like that
I am from Finland and i only play american third-person shooters in my country
>>725457670https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Video_games_developed_in_Norwayhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Video_games_developed_in_Denmark
>>725457650Yeah. Water isn't scares, and it's a lot easier to deal with cold than heat.
>>725453687Now let's see the results for gay furry porn.
Paska
>>725454016>Vampire Survivorslooks like alien phobia (1997) with powerups.
>>725457650>>725457748People don't know how bad niggers live? Anywhere in Russia is clearly above the African average.
>>725457831Uoh, ebin vitsi.
>>725457795How come Moscowites have shit geysers and frozen shit icicles in their houses?
>>725457914Not anywhere. Some remote villages can be about as bad.
>>725457257>Now list everything out of SwedenAnti-rape bracelets LMFAO
>>725453657I'm having a fun time but I can't say whether it's better or worse than other European countries without experiencing them first. I've only been in Estonia for a few days and briefly inside the borders of Sweden and Russia.
>>725457985Plumbing issues, I guess. It's a big city, shit happens.
>>725457914
>>725454145They think they're escaping the Finnish samsara by shitting on their fellow Finns, but in reality they're just victims to low self esteem and desire for foreign recognition just like any other Finn>>725457242It's impossible to be into flatties here, every chick with no tits has already decided that you hate them due to their lack of tits
>>725458075Why not just make the infra good in the first place instead off russing it up? In Finnish the verb for fucking up is "ryssiä" to russ it. Because we know the quality of whatever Russia does
>>725457914I'd rather be a hunter gatherer in Africa than live anywhere in Russia but yes, the "civilized" parts of Africa are hellish.
>>725457996>Population less than many cities in the world>People still talk about Sweden constantlyIt's fascinating how big we are on the world stage, makes you think about race and stuff.
>>725458098And what are they doing with their resources? Abundant land an resources. Must be a very rich and prosperous country.
>>725457304Ruotsi flickor...
>>725458098You can do the same with this picture in Africa. Why the fuck you think America keeps sending soldiers there lol? And who do you think digs up magic rocks in mines so that we can have computers?
>>725458234Never heard of that. Fair if true, though. I hate this country.
>>725457242if only
>>725458347It was once
>>725458482>Russia>DDThis does not reflect my day-to-day reality.
>>725449991>NoitaFun tism>WreckfestFun>My Summer CarMeme shit>Void StrangerEh>Max PayneGreat>Angry Birdsinnit swe-ish?>Baba Is YouFun tism>TrialsMeme>UltrakillMeme shit>FungerWut>BarotraumaAs youngsters say these days, friendslop.
>>725458459it is truet. other finn
>>725458482DD isn't big enough
>>725458574>Angry Birds>innit swe-ish?nope
>>725458574>FungerFear & Hunger
>>725458459It is a fairly rare verb that you'll only hear in casual speech
>>725458482Not only are the tits big, they are only big because the women are fat
>>725449991add it to the listhttps://dagobah.net/flash/Sakarin_Villapaitapeli.swf
>>725457725Shut up nigger
Norway made anarchy online which beats them all (in the past)
>>725458574>Barotrauma>As youngsters say these days, friendslop.honestly gives me flash game feeling because of the presentation that I refuse to count as a ""friendslop""
>>725450081W
>>725457539watching this webm made me want to kill myselfI'm saving it
>>725451016based INFRA enjoyer
>>725458574>My Summer Car>Meme shitlmao get filtered
>>725457242flat with lots of wet spots everywhere
>>725450081name more than 3 norwegian video games they cant be from the same franchise either
>>725449991>meanwhile>sweden>all talked about games on /v/ recently are swedish>battlefield 6>arc raiders>EU5>helldivers 2
>>725450081They didn't invent the world like germans or frenchmen did. Also, small population.
>>725460017>battlefield 6>swedishthere's no way there's still any swedish devs left at DICE
>>725458506As a White South African rural russia is definately worse than rural africa if nothing else because of the climate.Poverty is poverty, retards are retards, but throw cold winters and snow into the mix and it just makes life so much harder. Also russians are depressed, miserable people, the average kaffir is surprisingly upbeat and honest, even if they're not the brightest. A lot of africa is shit because they don't know any better, a lot of russia is shit because they just don't care.
>>725460017Thanks for clearing things upsweden = greedy goyslopfinland = soul
>>725460259Russia is a prison nation where everyone has the mindset fuck others over before they fuck you over.
>>725460259When I see Russian stuff I see depression in a societal form, since I know I suffer some of the same symptoms as a sad cunt.
>>725450351>not Invataxicmon now
>>725449991white hell is kino retro shooter with finnish humour
>>725460531>UUAAUUAA
Finnish society is centered around swedes. We have holidays for swedes. We force our children to learn swedish while swedes have an autonomous ethnostate where finnish language is outlawed. Our coat of arms is a swedish lion. Our religion is swedish. Our president is a swede whose children don't know Finnish. Swedish party gets included in every government and gets disproportionately high amount of cabinet positions despite getting no votes. 70% of the population don't want swedish policies enacted upon them but no one speaks out for them since every politician is bought or is a swede.
>>725456539We got recently Megabonk, Skald and uh.... some shitty dune game.
>>725450504why aren't Russians like that
>>725460995You know the story about King Midas whose touch turned everything into gold? Russia has a similar touch but it turns everything to shit.
>>725449991I like how Eastern Europeans insist on Hungarians coming from Mars or Sirius and selectively breeding Finns and Koreans to be psychic bio computers.
>>725460259>A lot of africa is shit because they don't know any better, a lot of russia is shit because they just don't care.Wrong. It's mostly extreme corruption for both.>Also russians are depressed, miserable peopleThat's a stereotype. While it has roots in reality, most people here aren't actually miserable. You'll find plenty of upbeat and honest here, too (well, less honest ones, this isn't a high trust society). Or anywhere, really. It's not like everyone was miserable everywhere before TV and sliced bread were invented.
>>725460995the kremlin needs another golden statue
>>725460995Russia, the gas station nation is currently suffering fuel shortage and needs to buy fuel from aboard because the 3 days Special Military Operation to take Kyiv is going on for 4th year and Ukrainian drones are sanctioning Russian oil refinieries and fuel depots. Only Russians can fuck up like that.
>>725450639The invest a bit in everything around the world especially in boring but lucrative projects. It's better investment but much less flashy than some turban Cheik buying a sportball team and some historic castle in France or Italy so you don't hear about it on the news.
>>725460259100 million dead killed by satanists.
>>725452505Yes, if you enjoy suicidal depression during the winter. All shades of grayness and darkness for you to experience. A very large nigger infestation among all the bigger cities. Finnish winter time is the Dark Souls of real life. Women are chad/nigger only.
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>>725449991Finns seem cool
>>725461372finns who complain about dark winters are certifiably brown
>>725461419I have no idea what you are trying to say with this image.
>>725461154>>725461248>>725461306I live here and as a kid it never really bothered me that I never traveled or even seen other cities, I thought most people lived like this, than I got internet and learned English, holy shit I felt like I missed out on life entirely, even with stuff like school trips the best one I had was where me and my class visited a local frozen meals factory kek, also I thought everyone needed visas but turns out even fucking Columbians have visa free entry to EU, as soon as I realized that Scandinavia was basically Russia resource and weather wise(and I live in Siberia so it's even more similar) I got giga sad for a long while, like it's the same shit but they have money and freedom of travel and I'm stuck in a shit town with a shit pay and a shit passport,simply saving up to upgrade my pooter is pain in the ass, at least I had cheap pirated video games CDs growing up
>>725461428neekerit vittuun suomesta
>>725460995Norway is a democratic country. The massive influx of oil money was spent for the good of all for the most part. Russia is ruled through small group of elites through iron fist and corruption who suck up all the money. A very rich person in Russia is vsstly richer than one in Norway on average. Average worker in Russia makes a bit over 1000€/mo, while average norwegian makes a bit under 5000€/mo.
>>725451678You can only discuss OSRS, Wow or Counter strike
>>725458482:DD
>>725461880And stuff is 10 times cheaper in Russia and 20 times more expensive in Norway
>>725461679its only norway that has oil but it becomes even more crazy when you consider russia has notably more oil and lng per capita than norway. but russias thing has always been stripping areas of their resources and bringing it all back to the aristocrats
>>725461679This russian lady also learned Russian passports are not as strong as Mexican passports and how everyone around the world hate Russians and how even Russians hate Russians :D She just wanted to get out of Russia because everyone in Russia is so angry all the time :D
Cocks...
>>725461372>Ohhh noo this lighting isnt to my tastes I'm gonna get depressedHaha what the fuck
>>725461880>Norway is a democratic country.yeah people totally voted to import millions of shitskins to rape and kill themthere isn't a single democratic country in the world
>>725461372>All shades of grayness and darkness for you to experience.Already a thing where I live, except you'll be lucky to get snow. I've been eyeing Oulu, I hope to move there once the war is over and the restrictions are eventually lifted.
>>725462026>we came to mexico because we need to get into americaBut that's illegal
>>725461880>oil money spent for the good of allthat's fucking communism
>>725462026>We've been known for pulling out knives if we get mad for our entire history and that has changed just recently>After which we've somehow managed to start more wars than fucking US in same timespan, the de facto #1 warmonger globally>We're so unstable our passport is weaker than Mexico>We're all angry Gee I wonder why people dislike you. Good post anon, gave me a laff.
>>725460558Damn forgot about this one. Is it out yet?
>>725462097War? What war?
>>725462436who took the time to translate this into finnish
>>725461880>massive influx of oil money was spent for the good of all?????????I guess being braindead on the internet is the norm. Look up the Norwegian Sovereign Wealth Fund. Norway's most impressive contribution to world economy so far, has been trying to dodge Dutch Disease. And since we are now entering the point where dips into the NSWF surplus, its going to be a hell of a ride.
>>725450049Get out of my head!
>>725462097>Blud thinks the restrictions and sanctions on Russia are ever going to be liftedI recommend getting used to the fact that the only countries you ever going to be visiting are China and North Korea
>>725462443why did she become brown?
>>725462745brown churkas are great-replacing russians as we speak, she is assimilating
>>725462745Liver acting up from all the vodka
>>725462742he's probably a ukrainian
>>725457914Is that what they teach in russian schools?
>>725452056When you live half the year in complete darkness, both of your neighbors have historically oppressed your people, one of them being fucking Russia, and even now the whole country is paranoid and ready to fight to the death in case of Russian invasion, it tends to fuck up people's psyche's.Like take Korea for example, they are also horrendously fucked up schizos that produce weird shit due to the nonstop generational trauma and paranoia
>>725462074Democracy =/= direct democracy based retard. You dont vote on each thing separately. You vote for a representative. Surely you know how democracy works?First of all it wasnt millions, stop lying if you want to make a point. Second of all, when the main immigration waves happened, people had very low voting percentages for anti-immigration parties. If people dont think slowing down immigration is important enough to garner votes, then anti-immigration representatives wont get elected. If pro-immigration gets votes (like it did), then immigration rates will be high since that gets votes. Thats literally how democracy works. You got what you voted for.
Fins stand at the peak of the European autism pyramid.
>>725462682>for the most partWhats with you anons cutting half of the argument away just to argue against a torso? Are you retarded?
>>725462742Nah. Nothing is eternal. Especially our 73 year old presidictator. Also, total travel restrictions are on per-country basis, like with Finland. If I wanted to go to Germany, I theoretically could.>>725462852No, I'm from Volzhskiy. What made you think I was from Ukraine?
>>725462745I believe it's called tan(ning salon).
>binlan thread>look inside>muh ruzziakysSo, do finngolians consider Remedy to be finnish or jewmerican? The way I see it, they stopped being Tengri's chosen after Max Payne 2.
>>725463228remedy is as much finnish as dice is swedish
>>725462097Oulu is a lot like Russia, but with low crime, homelessness, working public transit, healthcare and police. Lots of alcoholics like Russia too. I think you'll love it there if you make it across the borded.
>>725455129>>725456654Your girlfriend is so fat, that you can't help but think of Russia when sticking to her. Finns tend to be autistic like that, when invasive thoughts of unattained childhood oneitis - instead obtain the form of some foreign country.
>>725463405I've also heard that it has great bicycle infrastructure and is less windy than where I live.
mitä vtuuberia katson tänään?
>>725463603You need a job
>>725463228to be fair as a Russian when Finland is literally one bus ride away it's kinda hard not to think about how it could've been if people here were not oppressed and we had normal leaders. I'm 23 and Putin has been in power for all of my life, I basically don't even know how Russia can feel any different,it's just been going downhill since I was born
>>725463750>it's just been going downhill since I was bornWell you have that in common with most if not all western countries
>>725463750>I'm 23 and Putin has been in power for all of my lifeLiterally me.
>>725463120You are delulu if you think Norway invests its oil money like Russia, Netherlands or the UK.And a even bigger idiot for failing to argue for Dutch Disease.
>>725463750>Russia without PutinSomeone a kin to Zhirinovsky would come to power. Putin was seen as a cuck for not sperging out earlier.
>>725463750In Russia you are not allowed to voice out ideas for improvements because the ones in power would see you as a threat and they would need to make a warning example out of you. Russians have been slave cattle from Mongols to Czars to Soviets to Putin. Russians are adapted to not voice out criticism to the current affairs and they have learned to reply "I'm not interested in politics". Even when Russians are lined up against the wall for the firing squad they can only look down their shoes and mutter "I'm not interested in politics".
>>725463108Love these pics>>725463228Agreed tbdesu. I don't understand why these threads devolve into political shitflinging, as if any anon here has any pull in the way their country is
>>725464004probably true, I just hate that having a bad spawn like this sets you back from living your life to the fullest for like 20 years IF you can move to another country,like you have to waste years here to get an education waste years here to get job experience, get a job offer in another country and basically start from zero there and only after you get a passport can you get to a level some people just born at
>>725456096That's a hyperbolic statement.While Swedes conquered us they were not a nigger tier nation like R*ssia.In fact Finnic people had good battles with Norse. Sigtuna was utterly destroyed by Karelians or Eestibros.
>>725464651>While Swedes conquered us they were not a nigger tier nation like R*ssiaApples and oranges. To Sweden Finland was nothing else than a buffer zone and another territory to pull manpower, resources and taxes for their nigger tier kings and their campaigns in Europe.
>>725453657Also to any Finns how are the women over there? Be honest.
>>725462357>start more wars than fucking US in same timespanThat's ridiculous. The US had started like four wars between 1990 and 2025. Officially. If we consider the wars Cia niggers had started, that'd double that if not triple.
>>725465158they age like shit
>>725465158They are ok. If you have minimum level small talk skills, you can easily score with them, because Finnish men are really bad at it. Also our society is very accepting of casual sex.t. have had sex with over 100 women, a few long term relationships and currently happily married
>>725450049>every Finn of /v/so, like, 5 people?
>>725465536>officiallyamerica is never officially at war.
>>725455214How can you claim to be free when you're not allowed to even drink in public? Also fuck off, we're full.
>>725465729Finland is up in top 5 countries that lurk here, funnily enough.
>>725465768>it isn't war if congress doesn't sign a meme paperPeak US legalist talmudism.
>>725465158Fatasses, but probably still on the slimmer side for an American.
>>725465938perkele
>>725449991Finland and Korea are surprisingly similar countries, but Korea is effectively bad ending time line finland
>>725465158Fat and ugly. Other than that pretty good for western women. Homely, autistic, even leftists are ultimately kinda racist due to autism.
>>725463603Pekööra
>>725465938Why do they love image boards so much?
>>725467491because imageboards are for autists
>>725467491>>725465729This is a finnish site. You're just visiting.
>>725463015>Surely you know how democracy works?Sure. It doesn't.
>>725449991>saves your video gamesThank you, Finland.
>>725467940True, I think the fact Wojak is a Finnish invention has been lost to time
>>725450081Norway made Dustborn.
Sort of surprising how all the european games seem to come from finland, when was the last time you heard of a uk game? Only thing I can think of from germany is that unteralterbach game, however that's spelled. France seems to be doing some stuff recently, I suppose
>>725460779I'm sorry to tell you that you have a massive debt incurred in the credibility department gaming wise because Funcom basically is making your entire country look insane between >A guy named Ragnar Tornquist that somehow created Dustborn after going completely insane. Did his sun lamp burn out and he decided to use Twitter instead?>Potentially good games from Anarchy Online, The Secret World, to Conan Exiles getting fucked over by shitty item mall/battle pass etc..monetization Please someone get them under control, they're making you all look bad and its really not necessary. All of these things had potential!
>>725467491It's what you naturally gravitate to when most times of the year the weather compels you to stay inside on your computer.(It's the summer months that are bad, I hate the heat. The only bad thing about winter is the lack of light.)
>>725468268>when was the last time you heard of a uk gameVampire Survivors comes to mind
>>725450145Norway has fuck you money. Its wealth fund alone is worth $340000 per citizen. They don't invent, they invest.
>>725461428The only people who truly like snow, cold and no sun are tourists who don't experience this outside of two weeks every other year. Personally I'm fine-ish with it. Snow can be pretty cool, and I'll take the four proper seasons over one and a half.>>725463603Ichigoa tietty.
>>725450081Heres how it looks like outside for most of the year. So people stay indoors and stare at the screen a lot more than average.
>>725468268gta 5 was made by scots
>>725462026>I love russia so much!>but I want to live anywhere except russia!
>>725466662I feel for the Koreans, the country sounds like the worst parts of the western world and the competitiveness of the eastern world, mixed up and on steroids. All the cult/megalia shit, the chaebols, work life, super competitive education etc.
>>725463015retard
Enough with the banter post some weird/obscure Finnish games.
>>725468268>Everything CD Projekt Red>Against the Storm>Frostpunk>Dying Light>Green Hell>Serious Sam>House Flipper>Baldur's Gate 3>Divinity>Timberborn>Ori and the Blind Forest>Kingdome Come: Deliverance>Factorio>ARMA>Felvidek>Ready or NotAnd don't forget everything thecatamites madeWhere were they made in Europe? Find out yourself, you lazy fuck.
>>725462660Some hero, I assume.
>>725468268The only new German game I know of that has any ounce of hype around its release is the one where you're operating a giant surface to air cannon. I forget the name but it's ridiculously long and retarded sounding
>>725468959I've Got Some Balls, although I don't think it's that obscure. I think I've seen it posted from time to time. Can't post an image, because someone posted pizza or something earlier in this thread from this IP range.
>>725449991>Trialsare we ever going to get a new trials game or is redlynx completely dead and buried now?
>>725468268Croteam steal puts out games.For the UK you have Cultist Simulator, Book of Hours and the upcoming Traveling at Night.
>>725464185saved
GIRLS JUST WANT TO BEAT THE BOYS (no mention of flatout yet)
>>725468659I actually like going for walks in the dark. I just don't really feel safe when I do that.>>725468716>No one is outside at nightOh the humanity.I do know my neighbors, though. A few days ago, my apartment (as in an apartment I own, not an apartment I live in) was flooded (pic related). I found out about this when the neighbor from below began hearing loud water dripping sounds and called my mom (I live with her since I can't find a fucking job). She told me to check it out and it turned out that I was being flooded from above. The neighbor from below helped me clean up the water since it was in her best interest for the flooding to not continue into her apartment. Later, someone from the apartment above finally returned home, and me, the neighbor from below, and her son helped the neighbor from above remove the water from her apartment. It's generally good to know the people you live near.
>>725468959I think I still have my copy of this
>>725469786There is Flatout VR in development. I’m fucking hyped
>>725469321>I forget the name but it's ridiculously long and retarded soundingPVKK: Planetenverteidigungskanonenkommandant. Literally "Planetary Defense Gun Commander", but it's a single word because German is an agglutinative language. I'm also looking forward to it.
>>725458482:DDDouble D's even when Finns are too poor to have boob jobs done.
>Same ID has been trying to /pol/ up the thread for 5 hours>Its that same mindbroken brit that keeps making finnish hate threads