The VN of the yearPoint and click adventure of the yearBB gods wonVisi gods wonWater gods wonPhenom gods won
>>725451463ai slop
>>725451463Didn't this board used to hate capeshit?What happened?Did all it really take is to make a NTR cuck dating sim out of it to make everyone here to love it?
>>725451507Gotta have that sloppa
>another shitty thread
I wish total death on this AI slop faggot thats been ruining the threads
>>725451606yes we like tall hot girls with muscleswhat are you, gay?
>>725451617>>725451663why would you cry instead of posting Dispatchfuckin dumbass babies
>>725451606There used to be actual opinions hereNow its only bots or jeet postersI miss the 2000s when third world didnt have internet
>>725451712There are infinite choices that cater to that without the additional NTR cuckoldry and capeshit.Sounds like you're the gay one, anon.
>>725451773>There are infinite choices that cater to thatsuch as?
Phenomaman vs Waterboy is the most difficult choice in the game
>>725451773>NTR cuckoldryThat wasn't until episode 6
>>725451613Could have been a perfect design if not for that gay nose ring.
>>725451463It doesn't even look like herGod I hate AI slopspammers so much, zero sense of aethstics or consistency or construction, oversharing every shitty little gen
why do they make her skinny in the fanartshe's a big girl in the game
BB GODSALL RISE
>heehee Phenomaman doesn't have a dick so you don't have to be insecure about him
>>725451863i chose phenomaman since i thought that leaving him unattended would probably get someone hurt or something
>>725452008you just created the supervillain Waterbitch
>>725451975She's big but she's actually not quite as big as you think. She stands only a little bit taller than Robert in her heels as Blonde Blazer. She's tiny as hell without her powers. Like look at her arm. Yeah it's solid, but it's not massive. It's the thighs that are massive. And if you compare this image with OP, I think you'll find it lines up pretty closely
>>725451463>The VN of the yearFor me it's a tie between Of The Devil, Trials of Innocence and 魔法少女ノ魔女裁判 but I am heavily biased for mystery VNs.Dispatch is kino though
Whens the trailer drop so we can finally be free of this faggot for a bit
Wokeslop
>>725451880>MalevolaRobbie, don't you do it!
Be aware, Dispatchers!There has been a recent rise in insincere shitposters! Remember that responding to these individuals is pointless, for they do not hold any genuine opinions to debate! Simply ignore these people, no matter how obnoxious they are!
Okay I like the game but the jeets have to stop with posting ai slop lest we be even more hated
If bb is such a strong, perfect Aryan beauty, why does she lose so comprehensively and convincingly in the court of public opinion and democratizated choice and taste?I mean:>29%That's really low, right? Especially when you consider all the marketing was for her, all the trailers and promo material centered on ep 1.Why is she underperfoming so badly against expectations?
>>725452441Why would people do this Mr. Phenonaman?
>>725452441I've been ignoring them for almost a week Phenomaman but they're still here
>BB gets smallerthis shit was not part of the deal put it back on
>>725452441My, what a handsome man that is, trusy extremely attractive and not ugly at all, the apex of beauty!
democratizated indeed
>>725451745This
>>725452529Seems absolutely perfect to me
>>725451463This shit isnt even a videogame its just a poorly animated movie
Everyone, this anon >>725452554 is bullying me. Please help.
>>725452374>Sonar never bothers to check what's actually down there>just assumes that all the blood is because she's got vagina dentata or some sort of sandpaper shit going on down there>doesn't realize that each and every guy who dates Malevola always, without fail, asks her to do some weird and kinky portal shit>doesn't realize that the portals don't last forever, and in fact can only last up to around a hour or so>>725452529The gap moe makes it better.>>725452554anon what the fuck you can't just say that sort of shit about my man phenomaman
>blonde blazer>is a brunettewomen are such whores and liars all the time without fucking fail
>>725452469A combo of the episode 2 cliffhanger, the wet dream and a general lack of screen time if you aren’t locked into that path.
>>725452786I think it's pretty well animated but yeah you probably should have expected this from the Telltale guys
>>725451606Theirs nothing wrong with cape shit inherently. Its just a genre with obvious appealPeople were just smug like they usually are for not liking marvel slopShit like the dc cartoons like justice league btas stas and teen titans always have extremely positive threads
>>725452529>BB gets smaller>PP gets bigger
>>725451463The writing in this trash is so juvenile. It's perfect for you monkeys.
>>725451463>Point and clickBut there's no pointing and clicking in it. It's Telltale with no walking around and only dialogue.
I miss these threads they were very comfy and fun but I'm trying to avoid spoilers. Looking forward to the discussions when it's all over.
https://files.catbox.moe/f1qby4.webm
>>725453143See you in exactly three days.
[Buy a fucking ad]
>>725451606>Didn't this board used to hate capeshit?I still do>What happened?It came out and was good>Did all it really take is to make a NTR cuck dating sim out of it to make everyone here to love it?It's not an NTR cuck dating sim. Stop forcing your weird fetishes in my face.
Wow, another shitty spam thread. You are not /v/, so stay on Discord.
/v/ here. You can stay.
>>725453143For their next game they really need to ensure the files for unreleased episodes aren't available.
>>725451606>everyoneThese are jeet threads, see all the AI slop? No human plays this garbage.
remember when telltale used to make the graphics look like a comic book? remember how they were aesthetically faithful?now its just generic visuals
what cuckoldry i want that shroud nigger fucking DEAD
>>725451617>new IP that people actually like comes out>gets asshurttry explaining your dislike without using buzzwords like a faggot. nobody is forcing you into these threads. now go to the 1000000th nintendo shitposting thread or the 9999999th coomer thread
>>725453975Interact with me but only the way I want you too
>>725453672Holy mama...
>>725451863from an objective standpoint phenomaman is the correct choice. waterboy can easily be inserted to the roster during the next round of cuts. while phenomaman is currently mentally unstable and leaving your superman expy unattended is kind of dumb.
What time are the previews dropping?
Reminder:Golden Age: Invisifags Ep 1/2Silver Age: Invisifags 3/4Bronze Age: Invisifags 5/6Modern (sloppa)age: Invisifags 7/8What time did you jump ship from BB? Or are you a real nigga (Visigod since Demo)?
>>725454149Im golden age but I didnt play the demo. What did the demo have?
Is this a romance game or does it actually have a story? Every thread about this game is about one of the whores.
I hate women
when is the next trailer dropping?
So if Blonde Blazer is so set on settling down, why not just give the jewel to Robert?>Robert gets to be a superhero with powers>BB can finally just be Mandy>BB gets buff husband>saves millions in spending for SDN
>>725453409Anons hate(d) Licensed low effort Mainstream Capeshit, /v/ has generally been fine with shit like Infamous and Prototype and CoH/CoV.
>>725452469>cheats or technically cheats on her boyfriend despite still being in a relationship (planning to breakup with the guy is still cheating we currently don't know why she was too flirty with robert) >almost no screentime or focus aside from business related stuff compared to invisigal>invisigal finger sucking scene activated neurons the world over>the whole movie date with laura bailey's sexy ass voice and the tsundere tomboy acting all girlish at the moment.if BB had more screentime it might have been more even.
>>725454149I didn't check the game out until I learned of there being a tsundere tomboy option instead of BB. 2 episodes on YouTube and I've been hooked since the week of eps 3+4.
>>725454235The story is about a man named Robert Robertson, the every-man superhero who doesn't have powers, but fights with a mecha powered suit that he inherited from his father who was killed in the suit. His suit is destroyed, and he is put into a coma. He's hired by pic related to start working for the superheroes and they will fix the suit for him. You dispatch a motley crew of hooligans to rescue cats and take down assassination plots and secret cults. The plot revolves around themes of redemption and rehabilitation, symbolized by the Phoenix Program, the team of ex-villains that Robert manages dispatches for.
>>725452441phenomaman. why do you like melons?
>>725451880>>725452868Malevola is the ONLY reason this western VN even deserves an ounce of anyone's time.
>>725454357She likes being Blonde Blazer?
>>725454235It has a somewhat interesting plot but it takes a backseat to a focus on character development for the most part. Romance is definitely a significant focus in it.
>>725454271I'm guessing it drops in around 2h and 30min.
>>725451617
>>725454572It amuses me how everyone hated that character and bitched about her voice until this scene happened.
>>725451663Nothing encourages behavior here more than crying about it.
Im a cuck, my name is cuckneySuch a cuck, whose name is cuckneyIm a cuck, Im a cuck, Im sucha fucking cuckI have no hopes , have no dreams and tinny little teatsand they dont even function anywayyyy becauserobertwontfuckmeeeeeee t-hat's the girl in the song not me
>>725454357When did she say she's set on settling down? She loves being a hero. She's shit at her job and wants to be both a hero AND Mandy the normal cuddlebug, but she considers Blonde Blazer just another part of herself.>>725454572Malevola feels like Alanah Pearce tried to write her. She's likeable and is nice to Robert, she works well with the team, and she actually cares about the people around her. It's weird that she's a side-character when she has so many positive traits.
>>725454149What! Anon, you should not encourage good anons to cheat on their wife! You should not!
>>725451617shills gotta shill
>>725454769sides? heaven bounderectile dysfunction? curedcourtney? chaired
>>725451880malevola's attitude in episode 6 only makes sense if she knows robert is mecha man
>>725454572>basically Karlach, complete with millennial dialog
>>725454769>thatsthegirlinthesongnotmeKek
Where exactly is this /v/ perspective of Visi being this ultra cringy loser obsessed with Robert coming from?
>>725454961the game
>goonershit>capeshit>vnshitBig oof.
>>725454961the same fags who chose Judy in CP2077 instwad of Panama lole.
>>725454961Maybe the wet dream sequence? It's a mystery.
>>725454961Anon did you pay attention to the game at all
which member of z-team has the best anthem?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6v3vKeg1Wshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ivt_N2Zctshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qS5hcJldoKkwhat songs would fit for the rest of the team?
>>725454961
>>725454961She is. The only difference in opinion is how endearing you find it.
>>725454961BruhHave you actually played the game?
>>725455064Prism's works really well in the fight scene, but it's not quite as enjoyable in a vacuum.I'll go with Blazer's, Radio. (Insert smug emoji)
It brings me great joy to see that the false flagging autist shitting up the threads has been bullied into dropping the mask and revealing he’s just been seething they exist all along.
>>725455250It was hersHERS GODDAMNITSHE PUT THAT PLAYLIST TOGETHER
>if you make fun of flambae's missing tooth at the start of ep 5 he points out that it happened in a fight with a "real hero">if you admit you're mechaman he says "so it *was* you" implying he's known for at least a while, probably well before the scene at the start of ep 5
>>725454961Literally gets words of encouragement from Robert during her self destructive episode and immediately has a wet dream that very same night.
>>725451606gooners will discard every opinion if they see goonbait
>>>/vg/
>>725455064>Golemhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyHpTG1MjVU>Punch-Uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deY8jH9zw6M>Sonarhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hqfsukw9S6Y>Malevolahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvtT3UyhibQ
>>725455392He suspected it at least
>>725454686Anons are fickle. Someone did point out that the slutty flirting dialogue seemed to come more naturally to Allanah lol
>>725452685>[KISS HER]How were you supposed to know what it meant?
>>725451617won't be much longer anon, they can't keep this up much longer
>>725455489Yes, you're free to go there whenever you want. It's not a private board.
>>725455550Shut up you fucking bongNobody uses "glass" as a verb to break a glass over someone's head outside of your rainy little socialist island
>>725455496I dont know, but i expected Punch-ups Theme to be black and tans
>>725454961>gawks at Robert changing his clothes while invisible>has fucking asthma at 27>tries to win his favour with a donut>stalks him while invisible>has wet dream about him and and tries to get him to fuck her in a work bathroom>gives him side-eyes and smiles multiple times each episode>plays a girly romance pop song during a house party and tries to dance with him in between teasing him>gets jealous over Blazer if you dance with her instead
>>725452469it's the sex scene. take it out and invis plummets
>>725454961Probably from all those scenes where she behaves like an ultra cringy loser who's obsessed with Robert
>>725455064I cant stop listening to Radio
>>725454961She creeps on him a lot, hangs onto his words, has some choice expressions whenever she looks at him, and is practically killing the other women who try to touch him with her eyes. The little moments in episode 6 really sealed it; every time you look at Visi while Malevola's on the screen, she's glaring daggers at that demon bitch.also it's a funny meme and people latch onto funny memes real quick
>>725455064I bet Punch Up has sang Rocky Road to Dublin mid bar fight before.
>>725455623Mandy if she real
>>725455679>>has fucking asthma at 27Only a small minority of asthma disappear fully with age. Most of it gets better, but you'll typically have it for your whole life. You think no people in their late 20s have got asthma?
>>725455876I was more referring to asthma being perceived in media as a "loser" health condition
>>725455679Bro thinks that Asthma somehow dissapears with age..
>>725454149>jump ship>implyingI was always a BBfag and I will always remain a BBfag.
I thought the episodic structure of the story is some royal bullshit, but now I can understand where the devs are coming from. I don't think I was this invested in a story since Clair Obscur, but the feeling is magnified because now I have to wait a week for a next episode and it's killing me.
>>725454149Episode 3 ending.Up until that point I was undecided.
>>725454769Classic chad, eh I meant cha'ahd
>>725456058the game was a Netflix production back in '21 before they changed it
>>725451986OH NO NO NO NOdyedbitches, our response?
>>725451463>ROYDE, Make the Man Mecha again and my crush is BBs!>What Robert did before he met me is his business Toxic, we must become better villains>Why are you looking at me like that Robert?>I could be anywhere, I like to watch.Visisisters!? What did she mean by this?
>Blonde Blazer commands respect from the Z-Team after kissing Robert in front of them by cracking the whip about anyone saying anything about the fightBoss ass bitch. They all have loyalty to her.
>>725454149WDYM?I started the game convinced I'll be romancing Visi, but after Episode 2 I was sold on BB. It doesn't help that Visi turned out to be a shithead.
>>725456320how do I work for a BB boss
>>725451986>paranoid about how she'll be percieved without her superpowers>it's literally the same girl but she has brown hair and is like an inch shorterI almost want to replay this game just to do her route and try and learn what her major malfunction is
>>725456405First, you real human being.Then, you real hero.
What the fuck is her problem
>>725454778>>725456003That makes you a real nigga (picked a waifu and stuck with your choice). The important fact is that not all Visifans are equal but BB-die hards are worth respecting.
>>725451463Pubes status of all the Dispatch girlies?
>>725456000Mine did.Feels good, man
>>725456521I fea mandy might be clean shaven
>>725456502>only hangs out with supervillains>a woman>in her 20s>who spent most of her life with the type of reprobates who think that social norms and laws are just suggestionsIf nothing else, her humor's probably a little fucked up.
>>725455679>>tries to win his favour with a donutIf a woman gave me a donut I would probably go home afterwards and cry
>>725451463it's a VN?
>>725456394It's up to BBfags to accept you as one of their own but I will not accept late-to-the-party Visifags.
>>725456447Well, she was stuck in a relationship with an autist that genuinely couldn't give two fucks about her outside her superhero persona.I still think her relationship with PM was just for show, because it looks good on corporate billboards.
>>725453143>spoilersthere's barely anything that happens in this game
>>725456502I don't jerk off at work either. But if I could turn invisible I damn well would.
fake popularityforced game
Nine times out of ten I always pick blonde flying bricks, Power Girl, Glory Girl, Blonde Blazer, just the way I work. Does that mean I'm basic, or just have a type?
this game is so good, I just leaves me wanting more
>>725456763>Power girl>glory girlIt's okay to have a type. It's okay for that type to be 'attractive blondes'. Don't let the internet tell you otherwise.
>>725456579Please say sike......
Ok what is the gameplay like really? I looked everywhere but all I see posted are scenes and masturbation. I know it's a vn but what does the actual "dispatching" look like?
>>725456394Welcome home, chad.
>>725456875i will be going and fucking visi actually
>>725456934scenes and masturbation
>>725454961The fact she played some song she listens to on repeat while she sits around pining over him and made him dance with her during the crescendo of it like she had spent hours imagining and planning it alone is enough to out her as cringy dork. Let alone all that awkward ass shit she does in episode 4, and how she unironically thought she did well at the donut shop snd was going to come back with a donut for Robert and get belly rubs from him. She is a supreme cringelord. God I love her so much.
>>725456934It's a map screen and you literally dispatch heroes, each job has different stat requirements and you choose the right combination of heroes to tackle the right jobs. It's good fun and can get hectic which is when the stakes get higher. It doesn't change the story, but it's a really great game. Everyone wants an endless mode, it's that fun.
>>725456934It's like a watered down version of This is the Police. It's pretty fun, nothing to write home about though. Not worth the $30 price tag unless you like the story and characters.
>>725457052My favorite femcel goober girlfailure
>>725456934Each hero has a five stat spread, and you’re given missions with general guidelines on which stats will be the most useful. Your job is to juggle which heroes to send, bearing in mind that you need to keep some in reserve for emergencies but also send enough for the missions that require multiple heroes to have a good chance of success.You can either brute force some and roll the dice on others, or try to make hero selections
>>725456794this but with Malevola and head is already crushed
>>725457068>Build funny movie game and halfhearted game to go with it.>Everyone asks you for more of the gameplaylol
>>725451986>she is still beautifulIt would have been so much more interesting if she had been an ordinaryand homely girl.
>>725457068>Everyone wants an endless mode, it's that fun.The issue is that all dispatch calls are actually hand-made, so you know, an endless mode would be a pain in the ass to implement.
>>725456505Look I don’t know who you are, but you look like a top bloke.
>>725457190Why do you think so many girls dye their hair blonde? Yeah they look good without, but it makes a big difference to how you feel and people see you.
>>725457190Every day I see someone shitpost about "not Blonde? dropped" and then people say stuff like this too which just makes it even more true. It's extremely obvious why she's so self conscious. She is ordinary, girl next door. That's the point. But why do you think Robert should be with an ugly woman? He's a 5 star.
>>725457052>and how she unironically thought she did well at the donut shop snd was going to come back with a donut for Robert and get belly rubs from him.i'm still not over that. I know the z-team is portrayed as a bunch of fuckups and she was at the bottom of the leaderboard but just how bad were the last dispatchers if "let the perp get away and injure your client" is considered a success?
>>725453675>Tendiejeet seethingDon't you need to samefag the same nintendo coom threads?
Why did Chase crash out at the party?
>>725457335Because heroes shouldnt fuck villains.
>>725457190That's kinda the point. She's obviously an 11/10 Disney Princess, but she doesn't see herself this way, because she's been conditioned that only her Blond Blazer persona matters.
>>725457038>>725457068>>725457134>>725457156Sounds simple and cool
>ordinary cute girl next door who is your bossvs>manic pixie 'dream' gf who is your subordinate
>>725457335He drank a little too much and Invisigal is abrasive like he is
>>725457335dude was drunk as a skunk and let something that was festering in him for a while boil over as a resultit's not like it's out of nowhere, dude was giving her guff for the entire game up till that point, just never to her face.
>>725457335He got drunk and saw someone he hated making eyes at his nephew
Assuming season 2 continues Robert’s story would you like new romance options?
this art style makes me vomit, niggas get the power of drawing and do this repulsive shit
>>725457460My only regret is that I have but one dick go give
>>725457460Yeah, the choice is clear for me
>>725457460You’re mixed up. To Visi, Robert is the manic pixie dream bf
>>725457335She tried to call shots that weren't hers to call regarding peoples lives that aren't hers.The road to hell is paved with good intentions
>>725457307>but just how bad were the last dispatchers if "let the perp get away and injure your client" is considered a success?Well, BB politely tells you that the donut shop job WASN'T a success by any stretch of imagination, but the very fact that Robert was able to tardwrangle Visi to begin with is a small victor.
>>725457494No My archnemesis-wife is all I need
>>725457609He wasn't able to tardwrangle her though
Even as a visigod i know you BBfags must have felt good when this scene played.>BB hugs you>EVERYONE stares
>>725457571>that expression of absolute joy and elation upon seeing Bobert that supports her plan ...fuck...
So the next trailer drop should be around noon, right?
>>725457494I' d say put more detail int9 the current romance optionsI don't want a third or fourth girl, i want to see BB as the "normal person" she wanted to be, and Invisigal trying to actually be a good hero.
>>725457809In an hour and a half
It's too short and not worth the money.
>>725457824I'm afraid they'll ruin it somehow. Too big timeskip or choices not really mattering between games.
preview soon! (~2.53 hours)
>>725457723Eh, I felt more satisfaction when she kissed Robert in front of Z-Team, presumably to assert her dominance.Also, I like the small details like how Malevola drops the flirty attitude with Robert the second BB enters the room. She can recognize the alpha female.
So, she knew that Robert was going to be asked on a date by Blonde Blazer the whole time?And she still felt entitled to her own movie date, that she isn't willing to ask for.All because she's a thief who refuses to buy her way in, and feels bad that other people have to pay?So she emotionally blackmails you to come, just so she can eat popcorn?Am I missing something here?
>>725451463How's the sex scenes for this VN?
>>725451463>visi wonlol>brown>ugly>short height >short hair >fridge body>looks like a boy>cow piercing nose ring>fuck-up>terrible personality>stupid>dumb>retarded>keeps creating problems to people>no friends>whore>femcel>uses her power to watch random people fuck since she can't get any >keeps fantasizing about random men that don't want her>uses her powers to watch the boy she likes flirt with other women >unironic cuckquean fetish >will use her powers to spy on Robert and Blond Blaser having sex in future episodes >kills her crush's black grandfather (the only family he has left)Is this the most pathetic character in the history of video games?
>>725457190Americans using "homely" to mean ugly or unimpressive instead of warm, pleasant, and comfortable. I'll never, ever understand.
I've replayed episodes 1-6 like four goddamned times over the past weekWhat the hell is wrong with me
>>725458032It actually gets even worse in eps 7&8.>kills her crush's black grandfather (the only family he has left)Not really, BB actually steps in and saves his life at the cost of her own superpowers, but Invisi is still a shithead.
>>725458031Kiss scenesThe sex scene was imaginary and a marketing stunt
I see nudity and sexual content tags but I haven't seen any, but I haven't been actually in the threads much.Is there actually nudity and sexual content? And what kind?
>>725458136>When I said I watch famous people fuck, I didn’t mean this, Robert!
>>725458032Damn, I was already sold, you didnt need to sell her to me harder
>>725458183There's a nip slip with one girl, and the other has an explicit sex dream.Also, Toxic has his dick out, full frontal.
If Radio is Invisigal's theme for Robert, what is his theme for her?
Robert deserves love
>>725458124You enjoy the good writing. And unlike other telltale stuff, it doesn’t have the padding of exploration segments, so it’s more replay able
>>725458173God I fucking hate that spoiler so goddamn badBB will basically be even less relevant to the plot, and Chase's sacrifice is cheapened
>>725451463Who is Alanah Pearce?
>>725458241>full frontal sausages but barely any female sexualizationI love modern media
>>725458274see>>725454769
>>725458274https://youtu.be/gzbLODUb1sA?si=KbLLkuoTutlVRFug
>>725458274https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CI-rKJdUiuU
>>725457942>Too big timeskip or choices not really mattering between games.>Dispatch 2 is about Robert III trying to reconnect with Robert IV as he feels he's failed him just like his own father did>the only thing that changes about Robert IV depending on your love interest is he has black hair if you chose Vis or blue eyes if you chose BBYeah i could absolutely see this happen if they don't want to deal with the aftermath of this game.Also, funny tought i just had>Uncle Chad
>>725458338weird side profile 2/10 would not fug
>>725458317If you want to complain about modern sexualization, Dispatch is probably not the one to bitch about.
>>725458317>barely any female sexualizationDid you miss the naked masturbation/sex scene with thumbsucking and everything?
>>725458173>>725458303Suffah depression enjoyers
>>725458274The same as it is for every other Gosling-coded characterhttps://youtu.be/MV_3Dpw-BRY?si=8Hmwk2e6dDJakMq6
white man choice: invisigalindian choice: bb
>>725458420I just hate characters being killed off and then revived, feels cheap
>VN>unfinished>charges moneyDoes this shit even have sex or is it retarded blue-balling for people without AI chat?
>>725452374>Implying he has a choice
>>725458370I actually feel like this one would have fit right into the soundtrack for an episode opening with a "getting ready for a shitty day of work" montage.
>>725458005I've been investing all into BB my entire playthrough, but I still sided with Visi in regards to reclaiming the Astral Pulse, even though I understand the wisdom of always playing it safe when lives are on the line. But I was very impressed by how BB stood her ground and kept arguing for her case, and yet she still kissed me and was cool even after everything went to shit. I really liked that.
>>725456941don't you mean cha'ad?
>>725458445You don’t care about either.
>>725458498>I just hate characters being killed off and then revivedyou must really hate zombie media then
>>725458183There's definitely overt sexual themes everywhereThe one girl is a traditional "fuck me eyes, hand on the shoulder, lets go to dinner" romance with the Super Saiyan woman who is really a tiny little thing when her powers are goneThe other is a crazy girl who punches you and insults you, then wet dreams about you and demands you flirt with her at work
>>725451863>waterboy's pep talk>phenomaman whispering "thank you"fuck these choices I hate having to choose
>>725458621I also hate nitpicking smartasses
So...You either romance an impulsive, abusive 'I can fix her' tomboy or a chick that cheats as soon as she doesn't get what she wants from a relationship? Did I get that right?
>>725458124You haven't had any decent games with fun characters and interactions in a long time. You re not alone.
>>725456394The duality of man. Expected to go for big titty blonde who literally shows up with a halo around her but the little brat won me over.
>>725458541too white
>>725458670
>>725458561>tired despite having slept all night>no friends, no hobbies, no workouts, low hangouts>still tiredthat's just depression
Fresh off Twitter. Comfy.
>>725458670I'd say BB just wanted to feel normal, and Robert is just a normal guy that gave her just that.
>>725458762>zoomer humor edit
>>725451463>legit can't tell if all the art this game gets is AI or notIs this the future?
>>725458850I think Chase keeled over and died
>>725458020A brain
>>725458921It's not the future, but you can see it from here.
>>725458850cute. Non canon, though. No watergod
>>725458670Her long term relationship was completely one sided and sexless. Pretty realistic. You would leave it too. Women are allowed to leave their boyfriend when they have voiced that they are unhappy and then get shot down.Using that timeless trope of "this is my boyfriend" as a plot device to shoo away weak wiled men who would rather get punched by women with nose rings was pretty brilliant to me. It almost perfectly filters out almost all of the people who don't honor any kind of wholesome and earnest approach to romance. They don't want peace. They want problems, always
>>725458274https://youtube.com/watch?v=nk01lDBUe9A
>>725458921isn't that just from the comic?
>>725458183Report for false advertising. Steam pulls this shit all the time for any games with cartoon art. They have it for fucking Etrian Oddysey.
>>725451463>Supervillain BPD Waifu simI could just play on the shitty city of heroes home coming server for that
I feel like Sonar watches Wolf of Wall Street at least once a week and doesn't realize that Belfort is not meant to be a role model
>Tanned tomboy>Is actually a girlfailure desperate for affection>Talks about pegging but is actually a huge bottom>Will turn into a villain if you reject her because being your enemy is the only way you pay attention to herI don't like Invisigal but I can see the appeal
>>725458670It wasn't "as soon as", Mandy was consistantly denied everything she wanted from the relationship, down to being expected to be someone else and not herself.
>>725451463is this """""game""""" on game pass or something? I refuse to believe anybody here would give the slightest shit otherwise
>the greasy lanky nerd is also the tallest figure of the entire cast Putting on muscle is difficult when you're tall, but if Waterboy just put on some muscles, and did something better with his hair (even if it might be permanently wet), he'd honestly be something of a gigachad. Did is real tall and has got a decent jaw.
I WANT YOU TO FEEL THE WAY THAT I DO
>>725458105Consider it a backhanded compliment
>>725458596I do wonder if the cult is actually focused on flambae without knowing it.
>>725459043Sonar the type of guy to watch American Psycho Sigma Edits
>>725458985>Like Friends
>>725458921I created the OP image myself. It is AI. I took a screenshot of the game, and prompted it a few different times with some elements.
>>725459114>copies very popular TV shows like Invincible, Boys, Peacemaker>Fully ripped off one of their art styles>VAs from popular shit>E-celeb VAs>waifu shitPeople love this shit
>>725452441Nice viltrum
>>725458303Why? It's actually super-wholesome when you think about it. Because the game kept beating you over the head with that "you don't have to have superpowers to be a real hero" and it fits Blazer's character arc really well. She is the one with the chronic hero syndrome.
>>725459043He likes "Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps", where they made Gordon Gekko into a hero.
>>725458274https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=JKra9DWgMeQ&list=RDAMVMJKra9DWgMeQ
>>725458032>BPD Villain is shitwow
>>725459202Doesn't help that adhoc picked that song for her movie date.
>>725459223Dispatch spits in the face of deconstructionslop like the Boys, Invincible, and Peacemaker
>>725459202It was always there in front of them the entire time
>>725459337>and PeacemakerWho?
>>725459337But this game literally is one of those deconstructionslops?
>>725458517the "sex scene" is just some girl schlicking in a wet dream. if you spend money on this game just for the lewd, the only one getting fucked is (you)
>>725459118He's not "greasy", he's moist.I am amazed at the developers' restraint to NOT have Water Boy be voiced by moistcr1tikal.
>>725459376
>>725459223>copies very popular TV shows like Invincible, Boys, PeacemakerThey didn't invent superheroes
>>725459376Based on what?
>>725459223Can't wait when we get to the point that an animated DC or Marvel adaptation of a comic book also gets compared to Invincible and The Boys, because zoomers have ever only consumed those two capeshit series in their entire lives apparently
>>725454149I'mma be real I was never interested in Invisigal or Blonde Blazer I kept in touch mostly because of Malevola and I found Sonar's design coolBut now I stayed for Prism, Coupé, Phenomaman, Water Boy, Flambae, Prism, Coupé, Chase, Golem and of course RobertI did not expect to get so attached to him
>>725459427I mean yeah?>everyone is a fuck up and bad person>no one is actually selfless>some of the heroes will murder if push comes to shoveIt's why I hate super heroes as a genre and always will.>>725459437Why are all the characters fuck ups and not like real good people?
>>725451463I'm not a coomer but would /aco/ be the only place to find futa malevola
>>725459376>heroes are actually heroic>male protagonist isn't constantly humiliated by le hecking stronk wamen ?
so there's only two romance options? that seems kind of limited given there's so many characters,
>>725451507FYCJUIBG WHAt DAMMit?!!!!!!!!>>725451463FAGGOT AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>>725459534Very heroic>>725459474
>>725459491>It's why I hate super heroes as a genre and always will.What about the decades of content that plays it completely straight
>>725459491>Why are all the characters fuck ups and not like real good people?Because they’re all ex-supervillains and don’t know how to be superheroes yet?
>>725459491>some of the heroes will murder if push comes to shoveAnon, fucking Superman kills people if this is what it takes. Not some alternate version, where he's evil dictator Superman, but the normal, symbol of hope Superman. Is Superman a deconstruction?
>>725459491>everyone is a fuck up and bad personwrong>no one is actually selflesswrong again, you didn't play the game>some of the heroes will murder if push comes to shovethat's your choice, retard
>>725456763>blondeanon... blazer... is a brunette
uh oh
>>725459337His bodysuit is cool as fuck. That HEV-esque collar is such a nice touch.
>>725458020>shady girl who has sneaky powers does something sneakyNo that’s pretty much exactly what happened. It’s not like she’s gonna completely reshape her personality after one pep talk.
>>725459376You'd think that, but no, it's actually a reconstruction of the superhero genre. >your Superman stand-in isn't another "what if Superman but evil" but a legit nice and wholesome dude, if a bit socially awkward>your Captain Marvel stand-in isn't some turbocunt or a cutthroat slut, but a legitimately kind and sweet girl that wants to help everybody.>your team of fuck-ups eventually turn out to be really cool and nice people>your protag is actually cool and competent at his job.
>>725459575Hence the deconstruction aspect. It's the same shit.>>725459576Not really, no. It's fine if you think that is a necessary part of the genre but it isn't. KYS>>725459578It should not be a possible option in the game at all.
>>725456000For a big chunk of people do, anon
>>725457494Nah focus on the current ones preferably. At most maybe one new romance option
>>725459561Are you fucking stupid? Are you actually trying to make an argument using a fanmade image?
>>725459626It's literally just invincible again. If you want actual legit hero shit it has to be PG or under since the writer is then no longer allowed to deconstruct. Keep setthin though
>>725459665I think we are being baited.
>>725456608If a woman ever gave me a donut I would eat a donut.
so is there nudity in this game or what
>>725459629I don’t think you know what deconstruction means. The proper term here is REconstruction anyway
>>725459491You're getting dragged nigga lolGet the fuck out of here now
>>725459626I watched invincible yesterday so I'll keep saying everything with heroes on it is copying it
>>725459629>It should not be a possible option in the game at all.it's one of the most basic questions in what makes a hero, do you need mommy and daddy to make every decision for you?
>>725459620Why can't I arrest or kill her then?
>>725459584Why are Blonde Blazer and Invisigal such perverts? Why can't they let my boy Bobby live in peace?
>>725457335Chase investigated Robert's accident through SDN and found that Invisigal was the one who put the bomb on the suit. He knows that's why Invisigal was put into the program and can't forgive her. I'm betting that Chase will reveal this when he wakes up in a hospital bed somewhere.
>>725459775Because it's generic cape slop from after the year 2000. Are you going to ask why shonen manga has a dude who goes on a heroes journey?
>>725459731Some tiddyYou see Invisigal naked while she's having her wet dream You see Robert naked from behind a few times.
>>725459775Women are also desperate to have sex from a young age. The more you know!
>>725458670Everyone is a bad person. So you should accept peoples badness even against all logic and self preservation. Humans are inherently evil and selfish and denying that is bad. Please buy my new comic book SUPERMAN: MURDERKING
>>725459546Yeah only having 2 romance options drags the game down for meHoping the devs see the demand and add more options in future updatesUntil till gotta have fill the void with greentexts, fanfics, fanarts etc
>>725459775women are more perverted than men
>>725459714No, it's just sloppa culture warrior. A person who thinks playing around with tropes of a long-winded genre is an attack on conservative values because it's being "le deconstructed," Rian Johnson fucked his brain and made a nest in it.
>>725458670Its 2025, take what you get
>>725459714Bullshit, there are actually rwtards out there that have no clue about ahor and will still argue for their retardation.
>>725459546Better to have two quality romance options than a bunch of shitty ones
>>725459915I'd rather have neither.
Malevola and Coupe are literally murderers and somehow Visi gets more shit for acting bratty
>>725459851She's so pretty, anons.
>>725451463I'm still not playing the WEGslop.
>>725459847There is also Mandy's nipslip.I guess the writers had no idea how to justify a naked episode for BB, because she's such a choir girl.
>>725459376I'd say it's trying to show a good side to heros, even the bad ones.in a lot of the deconstruction media that has been popular in recent times, it has lvery edgy and crude writing, even for the good characters.Dispatch touches upon the crudeness but doesn't lean too heavily on the edginess outside of dialogue, which I think is the reason why many people like it.we don't have too much of that "realistic good" story in the deconstruction genre
>>725459775Because men are innocent creatures in a world full of perverse women who violate them
>>725459954woah woah woah bro they are good guys stop saying they are all huger pieces of shit you have no reason to like.>>725459973Every single piece of hero fiction does this so it isn't remotely interesting now.
>>725459580I know, I think Mandy is cute, but I meant initial attraction. I'm always attracted to that type of character initially. In spite of how different they all tend to be.
>>725459897>women are special creatures that are less horny than men>women are horny dirty perverts even more than mennomen and women are not that different
Nobody's asking the real questions:How the fuck is Beef not dead? That dawg has the BMI of Prism's voice actor.
>>725459851that age being illegal for us to give them it!
>>725451463>>725451613I'll take both
>>725455064I'll be honest, I've listened to HOES DEPRESSED far more than any of the others.
>>725459958I think she's the most perfect of allSo simple, so elegant, an absolute home run
I really love Sonar's and Mal's dynamic.
>>725460052IMO, Pound Cake is better.
>>725460012Why are you ragebaiting?
>>725459971I don't know how to call this type of fan service, but it's one that is inoffensive and mutually liked by both men and women that I really enjoy, compared to the cheap cash grab fan service in the east
>>725460052Med status?
>>725459775I mean Can you really blame them for being so thirsty when he looks like this has as much charisma and maturity as he does? I would imagine Robert will probably end up being one of those male MC's that's really popular with female gamers like Arthur Morgan.
Shroud is Robert's mother, Mercer is a fake out
>>725459954Because those were off-screen, and Coupe at the very least has no emotional attraction to the job, to her, it's just a job. The one time shown she let herself have emotions on the job she was unable to go through with it.
>>725458978>>725459085Don't get me wrong, I don't have a horse in this race. Invisigal fans being mad that someone doesn't like their waifu or Blazer fans seething that the other choice is more popular are both funny to me. You can just like what you like without being insecure or looking for validation. But this seems like a cope. 'It's fine that she cheats when she's not happy in a relationship.' Especially if you portray her as perfect like I've seen Blazer fans try to do.
>>725459954Because they don't have angsty baggage that is meant to make you like them
>>725460024I'd say women are more perverted than men on average but pretend they're not while demonizing men for liking anything. Only one gender overwhelmingly buys hardcore smut books featuring the most depraved plot imaginable to the point said books sell millions and become worldwide famous best sellers and it's not men
>>725460225>Shroud is Robert's mother, but she's voicdd by Matt Mercer
>>725460209Don't forget that he is also a major league hero. Not just in scale and impact but also at his core peak heroism.
>>725460118I actually love Sonar. I deliberately kept him in my team, because his whole concept and design is just so batshit (pun not intended)>What if our Man-Bat expy was a coked up, crypto-bro dweeb. That screams at sandwiches, because echolocation.
>>725460225So that's why they want Robert to be with BlazerInvisigal is that toxic girl your mother warned you about and Blazer is the stable girl who becomes a good family woman.
>>725460278AHHHHH JUST FUCKING KILL ME AND TAKE ME INTO YOUR HELL DIMENSION MALEVOLA
>>725452828In such scenarios it is advised to contact the janitorial staff of the 4 channel. Their noble sacrifice is that they do not receive payment for their work. May their bread with tomato sauce and cheese inside be warm.
What kind of genitals do you Phenomaman has?
>>725460331You jest, but Shroud actually comments on your choice of a love interest and he's a Mandy shipper.>dude, you managed to nail an 11/10 gigastacy what more do you want from life?
>>725458274https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fIHVzJMjVDs&pp=ygUPaW52aXNpYmxlIHRvdWNo
>>725460276Oh my god, the super heroine who saved me from homelessness/death HAS A BOYFRIEND???? AAAHHHHHHHHHH I'VE BEEN KEKED!She's not a cheater, she's a human being. She wants connection, familiarity. Her mostly corporate sponsored relationship left her hollow. Normal people can hang out and be flirty without being a cheater, especially considering she is the one that tells you "noooo don't kiss me" if you try to kiss her in EP1. She has boundary's. She's just like I said, desperate for companionship.
>>725452043He’s still got a steady janitorial job, and opportunities will come his way again eventually. He’ll be fine.
>>725452882>they gave mechaman the mecha credit card
>>725460278I wanna see Mavevola's baggage if you know what I'm saying
>>725459731Some Toxic's surprise obscured dick, Punch Up possibly spamming your work comp with superhero porn, Visi having a wet dream of Robert etc
>>725451972We don't share every shitty little gen, buddy. It's a life-altering experience getting AI models to understand your words. It's a lie to say we just inpaint every pixel, btw. We dump gens that make us nofap for a few months.
>>725460502I hope you know she won't be the one getting dicked down
>>725460276Yeah, I prefer mandy, but I don't discount the other side. I'm just saying Mandy being in an unhappy relationship, with someone who doesn't care about who she is under everything, coupled with meeting someone she obviously looks up to, doesn't really stack up against the claims she jumps around men. If she was actively pushing Robert while in a relationship, that'd be one thing, but she wasn't she was a little buzzed, and flirted a little bit.
>>725460327I love that one voice line when he's on comms looking for his keys, screeches and then says nevermind he found them
>>725459973The key difference to me is that stuff like dispatch is just a warts and all approach to people who are still ultimately good, but the boys and invincible have a mentality that flaws require flaggelation or absolution via death.
>>725460608(:<
>>725458345both songs produce the same amount of feels for me now
>>725454149Literally never cared about invisibitch and EP6 just sealed her fate for me.She has potential to become a decent hero and she has her moments but her stupid refusal to follow orders was annoying me from the get go and now that she got Chase to sacrifice himself if I actually had control over the team she'd be fired immediately.It's no wonder modern relationships are absolute cancer and modern society riddled with divorces when such a vast amount of people actually prefer the likes of her vs BB.
>>725460416>it's Simon Says
>>725460073why does she look familiar
>>725454357Because we just assume the gem slightly changes her, but in reality she just has a striking similarity.If Robert wore the gem, he would just turn into the same Blonde Blazer bimbo body, only with a jaded guy as the personality instead.
teaser?
Why are the demon atheist and the Crypto-bar friends?
>>725460752Disney
>>725460752Because she looks just like Pauline from Mario
>>725460467Damn bud, didn't know you were going to get this mad over a fictional character. Stop self inserting and maybe you won't kill yourself one day. Wish you all the best.
>>725460694that and it shows how real adults would act and handle situations that Robert gets into, good or bad.I'd say this is the first "adult" or "mature" piece of media that doesn't feel like something made more teens and YA
>>725460773Probably in an hour.
>>725457068>Everyone wants an endless mode, it's that fun.For what it matters, This is the Police exists. The dispatching mode is basically ripped from that
>>725451463How physically strong would you guys say Visi is? What Flambae says about Wetfartboy lifting more than Robert implies that just having superpowers of any kind makes you stronger than a regular human
>>725458541looks like a Borderland's siren>>725451863I remember watching a few female streamers and NONE of them choose Pmanit's like they are hardwired to keep losers away
>>725460761H-hot
>>725460957It's true, I've also observed that.
>>725460931She struggled twice against Thundercuck, but solo’d all those villains in episode 6, so who knows?
>>725458274>The tomboy chick has a theme song for the MCI think I want to buy this game...
can someone please tell one of those big 3d artists that does stuff like the wonder woman pounding someone so hard the screen shakes to make one of Malevola and Karlach spitroasting robert or BB into oblivion.thanks!
>>725460931At least stronger than the average woman
>>725461061It'd require making an entirely new model, because Dispatch is actually just one big pre-rendered cutscene.
>>725457068I just need her to be stronger.
>When you're around it's already alright>Already alright
>>725460761AGPbros...
>>725461157adjusted gross profit
>>725459337ur a complete fag if u watched invincible and still think it's anything but an ode to the best capeshit
>>725455802Makes my fucking chair clatter while I giggle like a fucking teen girl i hate that shit so goddamn much fucking hell
>>725457335Chase doesn’t want Robert to be Mecha Man anymore. It’s the bait that Blazer is using to get him on board, but for him he just wants what is effectively his beloved nephew to not get killed in the field after a very close call. He says earlier on in the episode how desk work doesn’t land you in the hospital, that’s him trying to say give up the hero life and the revenge, then just settle down.Visi is trouble. She’s reckless, she just dragged him into a super powered bar brawl, and he has issues with getting past the idea that villains can reform in the first place. But when she is about to make that final push to get the last piece he needs to be Mecha Man again, he snaps at her.It’s only after he talks to Robert man to man does he remember why Robert wants to be a hero again, and he sees the faith he has in Visi.
>>725461059Just watch the first couple of episodes on YouTube
>>725460931Strong enough that she could probably kick Robert's ass when he's out of his suit. Post-Coma Robert anyway.
>>725459491You can have a hardened pyromaniac save a kitten from a tree on your very first mission on the job. That is the tone they set and the theme of this game. That everyone can be a better version of themselves if given support and put in the right position.
Wait, did it fully leak now? Drop the info here. How fucked are Invisifags?
Mandy is tiny.
>>725461472he's also the best choice to do that
>>725461497No it didnt leak fullyAnd I'm sure both Blazebros and Invisibros are going to be just fine
>>725459546It’s because they went pre-rendered.Means the animation quality is high. There’s some great subtle emotions.But it limits how much variety they can do in a scene. Their next game, they need to strike a balance to get the best of both worlds.
>>725461497Stock in both girls is rising.Don’t let Bobos and Bogs trick you into selling.
>>725461497no new leaks im afraid>>725461508this. even vis is taller. and stronger. and curvier. and...
>>725459764Because she’s mildly immoral not a psychotic killer like you ya fuckin weirdo.
>>725457215It would be a bit of work but not so much it's impossible>BB: "Robert, there's a wave of crime going on and HQ says we'll earn more funding depending on how many calls you can handle before calling for backup from downtown" >make a bunch of generic call texts for many scenarios, with a bunch of randomly selected text blurbs hinting at the skills needed>4 slots on every mission but no special missions where you can clear with a specific hero like the main game>add more random voicelines for the Z team to compensate for no voice-over on the random texts>fail 3 calls and BB calls for reinforcements, ending the run
>>725459775Visi is just stuck in forever horny modeBlazer said it in episode 1 when she downed a pint and drank straight vodka. She needs a LOT to feel something. When she gets horny, she feels it x10.
>>725454357She'll give it to Chase.
>>725461706She's not curvy like Mandy at all. Mandy is a shortstack Smol Blazer with a fat ass. Courtney is a toothpick
>>725461497>Visi becomes a villain, helps Robert and kills Shroud>Visi becomes a hero and is friends with Robert>Visi becomes a hero and is in a relationship with Robert>Blazer and Robert are friends>Blazer and Robert are in a relationship
>Malevola romance route 3 years later>Malevola: damn it>Robert: what is it?>Malevola: Sonar can't come to take care of Junior apparently he had an accident >Robert: shit it's impossible to find a babysitter at this hour should I cancel our reservations?>Malevola: no need babe, I know exactly who to call>Cultist 1: Oh great one thank you words can't describe how happy we are for being granted such honor>Malevola: yeah yeah whatever look we will be back at midnight there is lots of food in the fridge and if you need anything just call us>Robert: also please don't do any rituals or try teach Junior how to kll or consume souls. Again.>Cultist 2: but the prophecy->Malevola: I know end of the world demons showing up blah blah blah just make sure Junior is asleep when we get back kay?
>>725461882There is also a third outcome:Robert is dumb enough to try to romance both BB and Visi at once and both tell him to fuck off.
>>725457625>>725455370how would she even work as an "archnemesis"? She sucks. Her powers are invisibility and nothing else (maybe some very slightly enhanced strength if you really want to stretch). She's less threatening than any crackhead with a gun.
>>725462000what are shroud's powers?
I want to slap whoever came up with those “mission fails if you hit this number” missions. By the point they show up, you have levelled up everyone enough that you’re lucky if you can even fit two people into a 4 man challenge.
>>725462079aura farming
>>725462079Having a cool mask
>>725462010Potenrial Man is the best tjing to come out of that trash fire JJK
>>725461821check that scene again, she is a womanlet in every sense of the wordmeanwhile visi has wasp waist and toned body from fighting villains al day
>>725451926Tasteless faggot
I wish Coupe was a romance option as you slowly try to cure her social autism
>>725455064I am just going to assign Shift to Roberts.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYQcYakpWDsSounds like it belongs in a positive 90's recovery montage.Alternately, Sonar because cryptobros are addicted to synthwave.
the fuck's a croupier?
>>725462000Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned>>725461973I totally expect the femcel to pull a NotPing
Why does every reddit and twitter fag think that mandy is actually shroud.
>>725462369The internet is amazing
>>725461973Would be lame. It has been too long since games allowed you a triangle relationship, besides it's not like Courtney would being the cuckquean
Can the amulet be used as an alternative power source?I know BB will give hers to Chase so he won't die and become a superhero again.
>>725460808Probably has something to do with them bonding over being permanent Halloween costume contest winners.
>>725462420They can't accepe tje idea that the wholesome white woman is actually just a complete retard, she HAS to be evil.
>>725462521Robert will steal the amulet from Chase, letting him die so he can fuel the Mecha Man suit. He will become the new Shroud.
>>725459698What mades Invincible "deconstructionslop" though, is that it goes hard on the whole "what if superman bad?" thing, and later also decustructs several Superboy stories. Alongside a world where super heroes are less than reliable and regularly screw people over, with the heroes that actively try to do their best to minimize civilian harm, are far from some kind of super majority.
>>725462234>wearing 4 inch heels>in perfect ass grabbing range for Robert>in her 4 inch heels>Robert is a manletMandy is like 5'2", and a Coca Cola bottle. Every cute girl has shape sure, but Mandy has ASS. Just look at her kiss on the car leak if you want further proof
>>725460502You ask and shall receivehttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/G5ZWoaZbwAAwsy_?format=jpg&name=4096x4096
>>725462000She's gonna use all that intellect I pumped into her and become a mastermind type villain
>>725460931Prolly slightly above average if at all. Look at her fight, she puts all her weight into every attack and gets away with it by being quick and blindsiding her opponent. She hasn’t won a single straight up contest of strength yet.
>>725451606/v/ is half porn and half shilling.
>>725462575I'll help you with that.
See you fags in 2032
>>725461110>dump all my bonus points into her like I dump every power up into Lyn in fire emblem Visi vs. the World in my game.
Robert has a death wish and feels crushed by the weight of his legacy. But Chase obviously wants Robert to retire and thinks he's done more than enough. He doesn't want his surrogate son to die in that suit, and believes his role as a dispatcher is the best of both worlds. His crashout in E6 isn't because of his belief or nonbelief in supervillain redemption, but because the good times of the last few weeks/months are over, and he's finally forced to confront the possibility that his boy will become Mecha Man again. At the party when arguing about retrieving the pulse, he specifically says that Robert "doesn't need to keep going out there with no powers putting his life on the line" and "that he doesn't need to be Mecha Man to be a hero." Chase doesn't just want them to not get the pulse that night (like Blazer), he doesn't want them to get the pulse at all. His anger comes out on Invisigal, but what's driving it is fear of losing Robert and his frustration that he is the only one who seems to consider this. From his perspective the others are handing his suicidal son a loaded gun. Invisigal is just the convenient target because she's the only who pushes for it in the moment. The others are willing to wait which would let him put off this terrifying scenario for another day. If they had waited he might instead call out Blazer, or Waterboy, or Sonar.
>>725462801All retardation
There's only one Pulse left.
>>725462886Yes, the one fuelling my dick
>>725462869>Robert has a death wishAnd Invisibitch shall grant it
>>725460808I guess that when you have a bat's head and routinely transforms into an even worse monster form you learn to not judge people by their looks.And I guess that when satanic cults that think blood sacrifices and orgies are the only true way to get ahead in life keep trying to make you their figurehead, some dude who believes it's all about that cryptobubble is chill in comparison
>>725462869Him asking why he even wants to be a hero is also a big part of it after. He knows he can’t stop him, but it’s not just about revenge for Robert. Robert is happy to die as a hero if that’s what it takes. And it reminds Chase that deep down, he is the same.
>>725460808Sold his soul for dogecoin
>>725462087I wish they'd show up earlier. This way I would know I'm not supposed to level combat on everyone.
>>725462567>mfw the man can become mecha again >:)>>725462613sex and marriage with super villains
>>725462886guy thinks he's corvo
>>725458274https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rpx_PcZjByY
is the invisigal toxic stuff real or fake
Teaser in 10 minutes!
>>725463316There are implications
>>725463316If there was anything in the leaks, we'd know by now. The only evidence is Toxic calling her "babe", but he probably calls all women that.
>>725463316she is guilty until proven innocent
>the jeet from before had to start his own threadoh no no no no no...
>>725463316We don't know but probably real seeing as she was the person who planted the bomb on Robert.
>>725463316It is a real fake
>>725462869Damn.
Is Villain Visi going to have a cool "speaker" voice through her mask like Bane?
>>725463535Shroud will make her voice in the mask sound super squeaky to embarrass her just because he knows he can and she will cry about it constantly but it will be too late for her to go back
>>725460025Because Beef is Shroud.
>>725463123The worst part is the way some start, your designated Charisma character, Prism starts with 4, Sonar's regular form is 2 (but he might not be in that form at that time), the only place you get 1 is Waterboy and using Golem's ability that is not only optional, but missable due to others probably choosing the other ability.
>>725460025he's a heckin wholesome chonker! big chungus!
>>725459491They're not, though. Phenomoman is a fuck up because he's a cuck, but he isn't a bad person. Robert is incredibly selfless to the point of self-destruction, it's his defining character trait; he's like Peter Parker in a giant robot in that regard. As for some of the characters being willing to kill .. yeah? Do you think every capenigger is Batman or something? And even then, that was a retcon made to try and make Batman distinct from The Shadow and The Phantom.Are Punisher and Wolverine not superheroes all of a sudden? Even Superman has killed before, and his not evil version at that.Captain America has killed plenty of times. Is Captain America not a superhero? Retard. Your understanding of the genre is incredibly vague and shallow.
>>725463737anyone who chose the other ability is missing outhaving a well-rounded Golem just means he can solo any top-level mission
>>725463395He does seem the type to call BB sugartits and tell coupe to smile more.
>>725459491>no one is actually selfless
>>725463316she sucks toxic cock
>>725463825...Beef?
>>725463969he's doing this because he has early on-set dementia and forgot his powers hurt him
>>725463316yeah, courtney has spread her cheeks for toxic many times
>>725463887>And even then, that was a retcon made to try and make Batman distinct from The Shadow and The Phantom.That. And also, Batman supervillain sell. So DC will keep the Joker alive no matter what, because the Joker prints money.
So who /v/ get rid of? The poll says more people kept Sonar, yet everyone I know irl kept Coupe.
>>725459945> quality
>>725464139Got rid of Coupe, Sonar is more likeable and useful in the field. The shift after firing him is miserable.
>>725464001>Golei>Prisg>Invisifwtf, who are these characters?
>>725457052As a BB glazer and breeder, I will replay immediately once I'm done with my BB run.
>>725464193Sequelbait
>>725464139I went with Coop. Sonar is too much of a bro.
>>725464139Everyone you know probably isn't critikal stans, the stats are affected by that.
>>725462247bull fucker
>>725464001>DurianAlways makes me chuckle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaOoV6II8J8Sonar and Rob talking
>>725464263He sounds a lot more like Jesse than Robert when talking as himself.
>>725464216To do another BB run?
previews doko?
>>725464139>mfw when I made both Sonar and Mal my int characters and she doesn't show up for work the day after he's firedWorst shift of my fucking life.
>>725464381Tomorrow.
>>725463316Considering her leaked line about gang members and Toxic match up.I would say there's almost no chances for it to be real.
>>725464251I don't watch streamers. I still kept Sonar on the team.
>>725451606a decent amount of people on /v/ are larping when they do the hardcore gamer with patrician taste act and are actually tsundere for capeshit movie games like Dispatch
>>725464139i cut coupe, she started the whole sabotage BS
>>725464381last preview will have benn uploaded 7 days ago in an hour. I'm not sure why some people expected it now (maybe because the episode release time)
>>725464139Even Sonar's only mistake on the team was Coupe's fault. It's slanted.
>>725464139I kept Coupe because I was holding out hope she would be a romance optionHer ability where she re-attempts failed missions has come in clutch many times so it’s been worth it
>>725464139I cut Sonar every timeI can't deprive the based dick-punching leprechaun of his ebony kween
>>725464710>maybe because of the episodes release timepretty much yeah
>>725464348Maybe...I need to get a Visi run in tho.
>>725464730Sonar is also openly snorting coke during performance reviews despite Mal trying to sponsor him to get cleaned up.
https://x.com/dampjeans2/status/1987772049444442249?s=20
>>725463921You're the one missing out though. He can raise his stats by as much as double, and can benefit from his own initial power boosting stats in certain slots. It's just the flatly superior ability to being able to respec.
>>725464841>NOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN COCAINERINOCocaine is the white man’s drug, boy
another thread up
So these episodes should be pretty long, right?
>>725464139I cut Coupe because I liked Sonar more. I don't give a shit about the drugs as long as he's high functioning.
>>725465080Kek, no.
>>725465080They're about an hour, give or take, as long as you're not autistic about completing all the missions
>>725465016It's worth the price, as someone who doesn't enjoy short high quality games, I have to say this is worth the current price.
>>725464890Yeah, the issue is too late you learn you need to match the "Can't exceed CBT stat", and everyone else starts at at least 3 but Waterboy and Normal Sonar. Then you also run into the issue those missions tend to require Mobility and/or Vigor, which are on the high CBT characters...So basically you need to have foresight to know you need Golem's reconstruct ability. Without foresight you are intentionally crippling yourself.
>>725465080no reason for them to change the length but hopefully there will be less dispatching and more actual plot.If you take away the hackings/dispatching each episode is really fucking short.
>>725462806Well damnuh.
>>725465080Nah, the game is over in like an hour and a half. Savour it.
>>725463887>Even Superman has killed before, and his not evil version at that.yeah superman has no issue killing you if he cant avoid it.
>>7254650807 might have dispatching, but I cannot imagine episode 8 having any. Dispatching is currently like half the run time of episodes so having none, but keeping the same length, gives more room to actually have story.
>>725466329I wouldnt mind no dispatching in the last 2 episodes.
>>725451463holy fuck tell me this is real art please
>>725466768it's obviously ai nigga
>>725464908I don’t give a fuck what he does on his downtime. When you’re on the clock, do your fucking job. Working whilst coked up or high is no different to coming to work drunk.
>>725466329Basically this. I will be shocked if there’s much if any dispatching in the final episode, which means episode 7 will need to be Dispatch heavy.
>>725459726>cream filled donuts