We need more claustrophobic cave diving games
>>725539305>colonoscopy.webm
>>725539305That's nuts
>>725539305yeah anon all we need is more brown textures and shitty flashlight games.
>>725539305Your gameplay is too slow and why are you only using two hands?
Nigga that's nutty
Run a greenish blue filter on it, now drop it in the Midna thread.
>>725539305>8 second>that vertical shaftAnyone who goes into that is a certified retard and deserves to die
the dude that died in the nutty cave is a skeleton now, they could remove it and re open the cave again
>>725539305Why do white people do this stuff?
add a blue-green tint to a video please :)
>>725539305This isn’t cave divingThis is just caving. Cave diving….involves actual…diving….you know swimming.
>>725539305How do they crawl back out if they hit a dead end
>>725539305CAST HIM IN
>>725539896It is also exceptionally more dangerous than regular caving.
>>725539305what we NEED, is no more dead cops
>>725540015Suda51?
>>725539995>t. never got the sick loot
pour lubricant oil
>>725539554How many hands should you use?
>>725540346Around six with two free for debris
>>725539305>when she's ready to settle down
>>725540134stfu there is no treasure in underwater cavesits just a myth and thousands have died trying to find my treasure
>>725539454No, that's the rectum.
>>725539305This webm literally gave me a panicky feeling
>>725539305Why is /v/ just twitter with a 24 hour delay now? I fucking hate jannies do your job
>>725539305>me trying to escape a nogamestation fan's large intestine after he catches me playing my switch>warioware searching for the wii disc slot>every single modern video game showcase/awards show>steam's new release category>blue team in ace of spades>hamsters at the gay pride parade afterparty>small fish after being swallowed whole by a chinese person>brampton>canine sperm looking for an egg to fertilize in a white woman>tyler oliveira trying to leave india>vibrating beads during a chess match>jewish wedding rings from 1941 to 1945
>>725541254good job, that covers all of the bases
>>725539906That's the beauty of it, they don't.
>>725539305Hey guys, I'm going to solo one of the deepest cave systems in the world. I have almost no experience and relevant gear. Wish me luck.
Is quest 2 a good entry point for VR? I've seen some cheap ones on second-hand market, but I don't know if it's better to save up for quest 3.
>>725541620Quest 3 is generally much better than Quest 2, worth the extra price
>>725539305People who do this shit and then get rescued on taxpayer dollar need to be executed
white people simulator
>>725541553Is this real? This is the most horrifying thing I've seen on this site. Serves the faggot right for crawling into a fucking hole
What happens if you position your head outside the boundaries of the hole? Do you see the entire geometry of the rest of the cave?This is a problem I have encountered in ALL games that offer caves to explore.
>>725541868Do you really think arachnids have a gaping pussy as a mouth, retard?
>>725541868>This is the most horrifying thing I've seen on this siteI found it funny, couldn't help but think the spider was autistically screeching.>GET OUT OF MY CAVE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>725541980That's why I asked
>>725541980Yes. They have to have puss puss somewhere, after all
>>725542008do you think she post on the world wide web ?
The Forest has the best caves in any game, everthey're narrow, disorienting, difficult to see, dangerous and full of treasure
wish I wasn't the only anon that knows how to encode webms
>>725539305rectum
>>725542219Absolutely, she's an experienced net browser.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GD8sTSu0shoI wish I had the build to do some of this but I feel like you have to be naturally smaller to do this effectively
What if someone went to some of these "popular" spots for cave squeezing, brought some boring tools and just widened the holes until you could crouch through them? How much buttblasting would there be from people who couldn't indulge in their suicidal white people instincts anymore?
>>725541868>>725542009>How fast the guy moves backwards>The gaping vagina mouth on that spider>The complete lack of spider fangs>Way too many eyes on the front of that spider>The fact that no spider of that size existsDid none of this throw you off?
>>725539305This is why you carry dynamite with you when you go cave-diving. If you get stuck and can't escape, you can blow yourself up for a painless death, and it also widens the space you got stuck in so the next person doesn't die there.
>>725542526you're sharing a board with Indians.
>>725541868I really hope that if there are any other sapient species out there and we eventually encounter them, they are not fucking insectoid.
>>725539305So it's basically 1st person anal vore and all cave divers are macrophiliacs? Y'know, I can respect that. That one guy probably had a big nutty putty load in his pants when they found him.
>>725542610would you, could you, with a spaceroach?
>>725539305You're gonna have to wait anon, we're still in the indie climbing games phase.
>>725542467>boring toolssuch as? this isn't minecraft, rock isn't gonna evaporate at the sight of your handheld battery drill
>>725542697..and also people roleplaying as butthurt indians as a trolling strategy
>>725542787Industrial tunnel boring tools, fake construction signs and about three fiddy hours.
>>725539829Based Midna enjoyer
Suddenly, a BOULDER
>>725543463me and my giantess girlfriend's anus
wake me up when we have 1st person delta p games
>>725543550Only delta-p game I know of is Barotrauma but it's not first person
>>725542526I know, but I think I could back up that quickly if something like that came at me.
>>725543839Women get a free pass to cheat if their husband, alive or dead, fucking cavedives as a hobby.
>>725540997wait a second...
>>725543839>>725543927if he spent more time cave-diving at home it wouldn't have to be like this
>>725541868the average 4chan iq HAS to be below 70 or somethingclinical retardation
>>725542346Finally a good use for manlets, we can throw everyone below 6'0 there and be done with them.
>>725544126The hole wasn't made for me. I was made for the hole.
>>725540573>cave divers don't want you to know they're actually insects
>>725541980Statistically, one spider out there has to have puss puss.
>>725542728I can't bust to this, not enough mascara.
>>725542526>>The gaping vagina mouth on that spider>>The complete lack of spider fangs>>Way too many eyes on the front of that spider>>The fact that no spider of that size existsAm I supposed to be an expert on arachinds? All sorts of weird shit exists, the mouth part was indeed weird to me that's why I asked
>>725542585Indians don't even care about video games.
>>725544967I'm genuinely surprised by the fact you're still alive and didn't, I dunno, choked on your own tongue or forgot how to breath.Fucking retard.
>>725539815faustian spirit
>>725545101higher muscle mass and bone density, ytbois are meek and fragile so they can fit in tight spaces like the closet/under the bed/cuck shed
>>725545106You're being way too smug for a faggot who posts on /v/. I guarantee I'm more accomplished than you are
>>725539815>Why do white people do this stuff?There is no length we will not go to get away from non-Whites.Space, mountains, oceans, caves, north/south pole.
>>725545209Yeah I bet you're unrivaled when it comes to eating crayons bub.
>>725545281Kek this must be the highlight of your day, hecking owned that guy on vee, go ask your mom to buy you tendies to celebrate this momentous occasion you obnoxious faggot
>>725539305Pretty tragic stuff. Rescuers got to him, even fed him pizza and just watched him slowly agonize and die. I dont know why they couldnt use more force and just brutally drag him out of there, still better than leaving him there to die
>>725545394Why are you still replying? Shouldn't you be on facebook reposting shrimp jesus AI images or something?
>>725540134>heh, I bet there's fat stacks in this cav-AAAIIIIEEEEEEE
>>725545445You're the one who keeps replying to me you obnoxious nigger, let it go
>>725545604>no uBased 50iq comeback, really fits you.
>>725545657
>>725544673weirdest niko 'cado I've seen
>>725541868Good bait anon
>>725539305
>>725545489christ that's so hot giwtwm
>>725542249>What site and settingsReveal us your secrets
>>725540134Just because it's worth it if you make it doesn't mean it's not one of most dangerous things you can do out there
>>725541254kek
>>725541868no but this is
>dying on the Nutty Putty Cave level
>>725541553
>>725541868yes it's real
>>725541553Australian Rock Spiders are no joke...
>>725541254sorry anon but it's gerbils not hamstersyou were so closer
>>725546562More like Sex Spider with that puss puss for mouth.
soo where exactly can I download Claustrophobia Simulator VR 2025?
john jones. exe
>>725544069Nah, around 90 IQ even the most obvious AI videos are seen as real by people
>>725543839BOY we need to go to the nutty cuckky cave
>>725546340fever dream of animewho greenlit that shit
>>725539305give me your best documentaries on the putty nutty cave
>>725539305Jesus, is that actually what the cave looked like? What possesses a man to keep moving forward into this inevitable death?
>>725547178too late to back outliterally
Imagine sharting yourself to death in the Nutty Buttsack cave, only for future generations to endlessly make fun of you for decades and make vidya about how you got posthumously cucked by a beaner.
>>725539305cave diving is fucking gay. literally only faggots and women do it.
>>725547251I may be white but I'm not THAT white
>>725539305I saw this on reddit yesterday 4chan cucks fell out of the curve
>>725539806didnt they seal it with cement
>>725547571Yes, it became his tomb
>>725541553gothic remake looking good
>>725547571Yeah, but people can brake it and remove john skeleton and re open the cave
>>725539305subnautica is pretty good for this
>>725547571>>725547704environmental storytelling for ayy lmaos in the future
>>725541620quest3s is the entrypoint
>>725547571Maybe the whole thing was orchestrated to seal away some ancient evil.
>>725539305>POV: dating OP's mom
>>725539305this is like what that nutbag alley dude must have seen been like when he was stuck
>>725539670lmao
There are easier ways to give myself a panic attack
>>725541553lil bro needs a hug. he is probably lonely down there
There are dozens of retards that die horrifically trapped in caves around the world each year that no one ever cares about. Is this particular retard only talked about because his death hole had a goofy name that had both "nutt" and "butt" in it?
bros Wherever I goI see his face
Don't go in the Crusty Butthole cave...
>>725543839>tfw getting stuck in the cuck cave
>>725543839>I dont want to be gay, but woman moments just keep happening.
>>725539454https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hhwSCa-RKl0
>>725539806>reopening the guaranteed death trap cave
bros....what does nutty putty taste like?
>>725548774d-deep
>>725545130read doctor fautus some time so you don't sound like a moronit's not that great, but the last scene is certified kino
>>725543839KWABOTY
>>725549475A rather good case of might as well off her.
>>725547571NOOOOOTHAT'S NOT WHAT HE WOULD'VE WANTEDHE WOULD'VE BECOME A COOL SKELLINGTON THAT OTHER CAVEDIVERS COULD MOLEST
>>725543839>Hello wife and kids, today I will be going cave diving in super weenie hut jr's rectum cave. It has a 99% fatality rate. I'll see you all at dinner!
>>725549571i want to die there
>vfags try not to think about cuck shit for 1 thread (impossible)
>>725549475Happy to at least see this kind of legal shit is dying out, equality swings both ways.
>>725542249>Double the filesize>It looks betterWOW!
>>725539305The framerate is the most horrifying thing here
>>725539906Just do what you did to get in but in reverse.>>725543463What is that?
>>725539806Nah, finding that guy will be like an IRL easter egg for some dude in a thousand years>Look, they even put a skeleton into the obvious death trap as if some retard crawled in there to die. Lmao
>>725551276Holy fuck you can't download 3.9mb rasheed?
>Married fathers of four with loving wife when he sees "Destroyer of Married Fathers of Four With Loving Wives Cave" for some reason
>>725539305The Forest gets the best caves award. Despite the name, I spent more time spelunking than doing shit in the woods. Inside Depth 6 comes second, but with a twist - it's kind of a fluke. The dev typically makes short amateur indie horror games with humorously cheap jumpscares that you play and forget, and this one is no exception, but when working on the environment for this one, he accidentally created one of the best cave exploration experiences I've seen. So you get a really good cave diving game mixed with cheap horror flick silliness. I still recommend it, and some of the horror is somewhat decent.
>>725542526>American doesn't understand how species can mutate and evolve over time in isolated environmentsSo this is the power of Christianity in schools...
>>725542526>>The fact that no spider of that size existsUntil now
>>725551973There's no evolutionary advantage for a spider to have a gaping vagina for a mouth.
>>725549475He should have just married the daughter.
>>725543839>>725549475are gays also cheating sluts?
>>725544971That's why they're here.
>>725552670>was thrust into a new boyfriendYeah because those things "just happen" with zero agency from the woman, right?I hate journos so fucking much.
>>725539305This is just like the recurring dream I have where AOC eats me with her butt
>>725552795If it makes them look good, they did it themselves by being strong womyn.If it makes them look bad, it was forced on them by society because they're oh so fragile and vulnerable.
>>725544113>Only way for a beaner to get a white woman is by settling for used goods after a trve aryan god had his way with herTale as old as time
>>725543839I don't see anything wrong with this. She probably remarried because they had kids and she wasn't able to support them. She was pregnant with a second when he went diving.So remember the next time you do something stupid, at least you didn't leave your pregnant wife to go die in a hole.
>>725553395If your husband dies prematurely the righteous thing to do is to have yourself and your children entombed with him.
>>725543839just look at Kirk wife.
>>725547704Is this considered a proper burial in Christian faith?
>>725542610>not wanting to take part in galactic arthropod jihad
>>725548078An ancient people viewed this lake as a entryway to the realm of the dead, and entombed a great king there.
>>725554359>>725543839Widows are easy modo if you want to fuck a hag.
>>725546169>sitei thought everyone just used ffmpeg
>>725543839>"till death do us part">death does them part>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW - keyboard warriors
>>725539305Northern Journey's final level (fuck that level)
>>725555568In civilized countries the wife wouldst be burnt upon upon a pyre during the man's funeral so she could join him in paradise.
>>725556010this or at least spayed
>>725552370yes there isdraining human men for nutrients
>>725547704Nutty Putty Tomb sounds like a dungeon for low-rank adventurers in a fantasy game.
>>725545489imagine that you were human and that happened to you
>>725542697>instantly outing yourself
>>725539305Scary shit. Also, why not use a snake camera to probe the passage first, instead of crawling in there headfirst as if there is no danger.
>>725543839I have cuckoldry fatigue
>>725556818It did happen to a bunch of divers.
>>725556818>imagine that you were human
>>725543839This is why you teach your sons to fuck their mothers in the event of your deathThe alternative is far worse
>>725539305we need more games like thishttps://litter.catbox.moe/irzx2c.mp4
>>725549475>Stirm was awarded custody of Lorrie and Robert Jr.; Loretta was given custody of Roger and Cindy. She also received the home and 42.9 percent of Stirm's retirement pay, though the judge said a great deal of evidence showed a pattern of misconduct on her part during Stirm's imprisonment.
>>725539670shit thats a good idea. theres tubamaster2000 or something on pornhub who does shove a gopro up their ass and then shoves iphones/androids/apples/dragon dildoes up in their guts and a blue filter on that would work so easy(android gets better reception in someones large intestine then iphone, get fucking shrekted itoddlers lmao)
>>725539305I went here oncehttps://youtu.be/GD8sTSu0shoI got to maybe where he is 3 minutes into the video. I really wanna go back one day and try to get to the last chamber. It was really anxiety inducing but at the same very exciting, i mean my ancestors probably ran through the Amazon at night in pre colombian era, im sure i can manage a cave.
>>725551386fire escape system
I'm gonna get dwarfpilled
>>725557447>can't even post good anal vore
>>725539305The fun part is that this doubles as a Saddam Hussein simulator
>>725539305They made a Pete Time game?
>>725539305>Go in one of these caves>Crawl into ultra narrow tunnel where you can only go forward until there's a big enough room to turn around>get halfway through passage>There's already some fat fuck stuck in the passage in front of you>can't turn around
>>725558056why would I share my actual good ones
>>725558223if you're trying to convert people to your cause (as your text would imply) then you should use your best material.
>>725558298I don't want to convert anyone but here's one more for youhttps://litter.catbox.moe/d6qhr7.mp4
>>725539815The same reason brown people like to make noise and destroy things. It's just what we do.
>>725557616Looks like fun
>>725558897giwtwm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KC1AzL6qS58
>>725542728never thought i see him as a maid years later
>>725548607He was one of the first to get attention. Naturally since cave sloppa has taken off he'd be one of the most popular stories
I have claustrophobia but I've never felt it in games. How does it even translate into videogames?
>>725553395There is nothing wrong with it, the wrong thing is putting this shit in the movie making it about her.
>>725539815The same reason as to why they don't like in mut huts in the year 2025
>>725556818
>>725552670>thrust into a- new boyfrienddid they force her?
