How do you feel when you realize real girls don't work like vidya girls and you will never have this irl?
>>725591572Guess you'd better get well soon!
We need a final solution to the janitor question.
>>725591572You got a good set of pipes!
Reality's not worth participating in because of this fact. Back to gaming.
>>725591572Why is she a Long Front Runner, is Kitasan stupid?
If I use the gem we just got and the Half anni voucher my Kita will only be 2LB. Will the next event have another uncap gem?
>>725592403>>725591572She's so hot and so boring.
>>725591572Has any of you built (base) Teio for Virgo yet or do I have to go in blind tomorrow?
>>725592403No, they don't give those out for free, you have to play events and collect shards to craft them. It'll take you like 3 months to get another one
It was worth an attempt
>>725592403If you can't raise the level to where it's good, just save until you can.
>>725592481Yeah, you're going in blind since I'm running anime Teio.
is there a trainer fucker list or spectrum of umas?I really need to know which ones want to wait until marriage and which ones would rape their trainer the first chance they can get
>>725592648alright then, guess I'll try to run the triple hebe squad since it seems like Spe is once again mediocre for this race
You are their trainer. They entrust you 3 years of their life to win races. After that, they move on with their life. You have other umas to train after she is gone. You can't go and take advantage of their trust in you just so you could fuck them.
Is Turf S > Mile S? My Turf S Grass seems to get overtaken right at the very end every time despite having better stats that the other uma.
>>725592606Sonic shit is way worse and way more cancer than horse gacha
>>725593065for lates and ends, yes, for pace and fronts, no
>>725592927You can just run Special Week as a Late Surger. Hell, that's what I'm doing with Teio and her ult doesn't have accel like Special Week does.
>>725592985>After that, they move on with their life.They very explicitly do not if you read the career epilogues, hell McQueen has been on Team Sirius for like 7+ years in the story
>>725592985but they are the ones that want to fuck me
this just innasolabial folds are videogames and horse videogames aren't
>>725593232Those are successful Umas, not your run of the mill umas that will always lose in Graded races.
>>725593069Yeah but muh nostalgic faps
>>725593218I am running her as a late, it's just that she's a huge gamble because her ult has an extremely small activation window and needs an overtake when everyone starts accelerating. I don't doubt it can work but this race seems extremely one-sided towards Vodka and Grass
I'm starting to think multiple wit card decks are a psyop.
>>725592985>You can't go and take advantage of their trust in you just so you could fuck them.>posted the easiest uma to take advantage ofWHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS?
>>725593470they are>BUT YOU JUST NEED MORE BALL LUCK!!!!>YOU TRAIN UNITY IN WIT!!!you can just rest lol
>>725593409Those desperate hoes would be even more likely to jump on the cock of the only person who pays them any attention
>>725593568Your wit needs to be at least B+ to compete
>>725593435Fapping to Rouge is actual mental illness, she is fucking gross to anyone that isn't insane
I think the balance and qol features are quite alright
>Aoi is left begging to get a new uma now that the URA scenario is in the pastIt's over...
>>725592378IRL Kitasan had pretty crazy stamina and could run at top speed at the front with no issue even on really long races like the Kikuka Sho or the Spring Tenno Sho.Has anyone gotten the architect yet?
>>725592985Gold Ship's story is explicit flirty with the implication that you will eventually fuck
>>725591926it's simple, we post our thread in the morning
I have no idea on what I'm doing with the decks now. Mostly experimenting.
>>725593872* Gold City
how do you even get more SR/SSR crystals, at first I was ready to accept it was just the occasional freebie for anniversaries and stuff like that but then I saw a screen dedicated to them in the shop
>>725593638...and other lies to tell in anonymous forums!
>>725593189thanks
Imagine
>>725593569Uma brothels would be very popular I imagine
>>725593872proof?
>Finally understand how to run Unity>Finallt understand my deck>Got new support cards>Can't test them because the damn career mode is bricked and R riko doesn't work
>>725593872True. The hot springs scene euphemistically states that (You) sucked her cock and drank her cum.
>>725593987events give shards to craft crystals
>>725593987Only given out in events (and eventually Legend Races), when you get shards 20 through those you can turn them into a crystal like the one they gave you for free, so make sure not to miss any
>>725593987
>>725593991Want proof or do you want to get washed by SS wit umas?
>>725593987You get them via events, celebrations, legend races, and a bunch of other shit. Expect one uncap per 3 months
>Rice is Galaxy Buster tier according to powerscalers
>>725592606It was inevitable to be honest, it's fuckin rouge, think about it>going against one of the most iconic sonic characters>a ton of people will spitevote against all gacha characters>furries>most of /v/ma musume straight up doesn't care about Qo/v/
>>725594024Is Nishino Flower, dare I say... a umawhore?
>>725592606We got botted bros...
>>725593469Wasn't Original Week's Ult one of the ones buffed to be more friendly on when its activating?
>>725594291So I'll get my MLB Kitasan in 3 months bros.......
>>725594350>still jobs to the gate>still jobs to trainer cock
>>725594282yeah post proof of those youtubers you love so much
>>725593435>>725594482>>725594563Actually...
>runaway>doesnt runaway>caught up by other front runners from the startWhy do I even bother.
huh, is McQueen for (You)?
>>725594661Maybe we should've asked our /vg/ bros?
>>725594595Nope, it's still >overtake on a cornervery easy conditions but it's bad for this track, first because the time between the end of the last corner and the final stretch is like 2 seconds, second is that she has to overtake umas that are either accelerating or using speed skills. I'm not even sure if she can catch up to Vodka/Grass if she uses
>>725594595Not quite, before it wouldn't activate if she passed someone and became first place, now it will. It does give a bit of acceleration now though.
>>725594721Did you play the story?When everyone else left you she was by your side.
>>725594796Actually they would've probably put in more effort than the lazy bastards on here
>>725594863sorry for playing the game instead of losing my time on a thread only SEA cares about
>>725594796Sonictards rigged it last year too when they made shadow win, straight up one of the reasons I don't care. It's not about who campaigns or does OC or represents something good of the board, it's about who cheats more
>>725594721Campaign McQueen is like a 6/10 of the (You) scale, light romantic undertones by the end but nothing crazyMain story McQueen is (You)r wife
>>725594796>The enemy was dishonest and cheated, we should've been dishonest and cheated too
>>725595043Not looking good!
King of /v/ is usually kinoQueen of /v/ is usually just waifu slop
>Have 1LB Kitasan, enough to get her to 3LB with selector and uncap item.>Have 2LB Bakushin, so I have a high chance to MLB her with her rerun.>Have enough to do 2 sparks.Should I just try to roll for Baku here? If I lucked I can get her MLB early, then save the carats for megabanner.
>>725594796Lowering to their level is not a good look. Also>/vg/
>>725594863Don't say that anon, especially when you are also one of those lazy bastards>t. one of the drawanons campaigning for uma
>>725595043Taikibros...
>>725595187correctKo/v/ has much more soulful OC than Qo/v/ simply because there's less waifufag schizos
>>725595227I tried to campaign, anyways I just really fucking hate Sonic. Could you post some of the OC you made here?
>>725595043/v/ma bros, what is this?
>Uncap crystal earlyWe are so fucking back.
>>725595496When do we get the next one? This hits just like crack cocaine
My giant is a robot instead...
I got Spe-chud on the Half-Anni banner…
>>725595526You get one every anniv/half anniv then events will give you the shards. You need 20 shards to convert into a crystal.
I have a megabanner spark ready my only good SSRs are MLB Kita and LB2 Vodka, should I save up for fine motion?
>>725595526You don't get a full one unless they decide to be extra generous, see: >>725594237
>>725595580congrats on your new wife
>>725595618>>725595630FUCK I NEED TO OONCAP MORE
>>725595580COMMAND: SELF-DESTRUCT, IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME
During MANT will be able to avoid pulling for support cards completely?
>>725595784If you want to commit yourself to borrowing MLB Fuku every MANT career it's okay not to pull.
>>725595905>MLB FukuQRD?
>>725595949huge race bonus and super lucky seven, plus triple 7s for oguri cappu, her card and NTR's are the meta but you can just borrow them since MANT is so easy
Is it worth getting pot5 for unrestrained on suzuka?
>>725595949>>725596047And starting +30 all stats on MLB so you can immediately RACE after debut.
>>725596047And one more thing, it gives an initial 30 to all stats at all MLB, other than that it's pretty mediocre. You can win CM with a shit deck in MANT it's not hard at all. Might be the most stale and lowest point in the game
buying hints seems fucking steep, are they actually worth it?
>>725592985>After that, they move on with their lifeExplicidly not true as seen in Taiki Shuttle's good ending where she breaks into tears at the thought of your not being her trainer anymore, only to be reminded that she can just...renew the contract
>>725596152Unrestrained is really, really strong if it activates early. It did for me a lot in Cancer on Mayano, stole wins with it
today is a good day
>>725596152Unrestrained is a second ult for suzuka, its a whole 0.4 in velocity, in any track where its usable it's strong.
>>725594631This was a room full of D+ wit umas. From start to finish, none of them even attempted to approach my Curren even on the last straight. They all had SS speed and power and still didn't move positions. I also ran tests with my SS speed/power S mile Curren against a Rice Shower with B+ wit and SS speed and 8/10 times the Rice Shower won and when she didn't, she was close by a neck or half length
>>725595219Fuck it I'll roll for Baku and uncap my Kitasan after work. I'll post the result later.
>>725596232Trainer also say that only applies to umas that were good runners. Any uma in the Normal and Good ending are uma that are exceptional for clearing a G1, much less +3 G1s races.
bros I don't want to part ways with my mob uma
this was going to be a mile run, but some grandparent gave her medium s so i just ran with itshe'll do fine in medium tt right?with that much guts i dont think she'll gas
Anons, since we can only level up one hint for now, what's the best one to do? Something generic like mile straightways or a white like slick surge?
>>725596453>lucky pace with angling wins for freeno way
How the hell do they make the training music so good? God damn.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55PtQJEr-Rs
>>725596542Not to my memory, I bekieve it was stated that the contract is renewed if both parties were satisfied with performance during the twinkle series
>>725594350I’m sorry, but this shit is just so fucking stupid.
>>725596798All of powerscaling is, it's just headcanon after headcanon
>Already got 4 mood down events>Not even past Junior yearIt's one of those runs...
Should I buy out the hint books or save up for haru urara?
>>725596632Will die due to debuffers.
Finally got a decent Ryan parents on my ace run so I can train Vodka without borrow slot.
>>725596776for me, it'shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJkPJl_2eSQ
>>725596940In an ideal world you should save up for haru, but since friend points are rare....clear the shop of skill hints before they go to waste
>SSR selector Super Creek to +3>uncap cyrstal her to MLB
>>725596692Choose a skill on an uma you will use often for CM, preferably aptitude or generic skill if she can run on different distances.
Why doesn't Akebono, clearly the largest sprinter, simply not eat the others and dominate the sprint category that way?
Do they give out more book of hints later? The shop barely has any
>>725597172She prefers to feed them instead, until they are so fat they can't run
>>725597070>friend points are rareI have MLB urara and 60k friend points in the bank
>>725593925holy shit bro, why are you borrowing a 3LB kitasan? that's probably the easiest MLB card to find on the recommended tab of the friends list
>>725597187As always they will give it from events. IIRC gold books are harder to get though.
>>725597070>but since friend points are rare???I MLB'd haru and even maxed out the friend slots before this update just because I had so many and didn't know what to do with them. I think I'm still sitting on well over 10k at the moment and I'm pretty excited to finally have something worth spending them on.
>>725596770It takes too long to post more webms. You can look for yourself in room matches. Every uma has A-SS wit specifically for the purpose of passing/position keep
Sekai saikyou wa?
>>725597251Sorry anon I failed the witcheck, I meant the skill books, they seem very rare.
>>725596798It is extremely retarded. Apparently one of Urara's notable victories on the VS Battles Wiki is against Michael Myers lmaohttps://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Haru_Urara
>>725596953didnt die even after late startingsample size of 1 race but i win
oh boy another limited consumable to never fucking use because I'll feel like I'm wasting it
BRINGING RIKO OR TAZUNA IS A FUCKING GASLIGHT PROVE ME WRONG (YOU CAN'T)
>>725594350>>725596798ok but marve-chan is canonically a reality warper
>>725597251>>725597283Im assuming you both are day one players because I just started and have no friend points at all and barely got enough to get a single book.
>>725597463anon they're literally free support cards, not using them is like having an extra copy of a card that you're not using
>>725597452What is this shit and why is Chicken Little stronger than Fatalis?
>>725597554want to reality warp around her sundays
How does one avoid a shotgun wedding with their trainee?
>>725597463Don't be stupid, this is a free upgrade to whatever card you want
>>725597665not the crystal I mean the books
>>725597679>Chicken LittleKingdom Hearts feats
>saving>have a biko at +2>"surely a 10 pull can't hurt">3 10 pulls later with nothing to show for itFuck my retarded chungus life.
Have you ever met a girl you would be the happiest with but didn't realize that until it was too late?
>>725597721think of them as guaranteed skill hints for support cards :^)slap em on your favorite uma
So is Witmaxxing pure gambling? If I run a normal deck (Riko, 3 Speed, 1 Pow, 1 Guts) I easily get 1200/600/1000/500/400 consistently (basically 90% chance) but I've never gotten a usable uma using Wit cards. It seems extremely gambly.
So what's the verdict, is training fronts no longer worth it because a BIG NIGER will always block them from winning and they'll be overtaken?
>>725591572
>>725597826
>>725597826For being an allegedly awful card I used her a shitton for both Cancer and Leo for green sparks on parents and debuff skills.
>>725597638Not those guys but I started a month after release.Only ever missed the first limited time event.
>>725597954Dia is so damn cute, the gangstalking allegations are all fake>>725598016I never got her card, only Kitasan's...
>>725596798I agree, umas operate on cartoon logic there's no point. It would be like powerscaling bugs bunny to whatever the fuck versal
How meta is Oguri cap. As in the OG, not the Xmas one. I want to use hint books for her.
>>725597341>Turf + Mile SNice Condor
>>725598181You'll use XMas mostly on Medium/Long, and her regular version on Mile or even Sprint.
>>725598181She's always good, pretty safe choice
>>725597954At least Iron Will is better now
>>725598181Oguri will always be good and versatile, but she'll get outclassed by her Christmas alt releasing in a month or two.
>>725598309kek
stupid fat fucking bitch
Is it safe to do Vodka careers now?
>>725598461Does Daiwa break into your house if you do a Vodka career or what?
>>725592606>Sonic and Disgaea over Uma and Silent Hill I genuinely hate the autistic retards that infest this board.
>>725594350Rice should have gone the>I suffered, why shouldn't they?route
Is Tomato a strong honse? I will roll for her regardless but still I'm interested.
>>725595580Bourbon!
>>725598509Vodka was utterly bricked earlier, if you did a career you'd have to delete the data
>>725598016I wouldn't even say the card is awful, it's just that Super Creek blows the fuck out of every other stamina card we currently have.
>>725598509Races with Taishin and Vodka had a chance of getting softlocked.
>>725598530Those queen of /v/ polls are mostly for coomer bait/nostalgia bait characters, goldshi never stood a chance
>>725597286Ok so I was a big off base. But it now makes sense as to why everyone I've encountered has been wit maxxing on this track
>>725598509God I hope so...
>>725598509christ imagine
>>725592606>goldshitwe really aren't sending our bestdoes anybody actually care about these things, they're just waifu war bullshit anyway. it's like getting high strung about gamefaqs character battle polls in the 2000s. we really need another "forcing the finals of gamespot's best sidekick to be between einstein and launchpad mcquack" moment
>>725598606>My fav uma got drawn by a drawGODToday is a very good day
>>725598606Nice
>>725598606QT
>>725598606Way too big but it's OC so +50 PR
When is my wife being added to the game?
>Do a Mayano career for the secret event>She jobs horribly in a bunch of baby mode G1s early on when I try to put her in EndI should save this for the easy G1s in year 3 when she has actual stats, huh.
>>725598606DRAWGODS I KNEEL YOU ARE THE BEST
>>725598580Meta on Medium/Long for a long time. Still good in JP now.If you're bored using Golshi for Long CM you can use her instead.
oh shit oh fuck
>>725598717>people are witmaxxing>I can only hit 900 speed/power if I use wit cardsIt's over
>>725598606It's just so magnificent.....feels fucking good being a Bourbonbro
terrifies the balanced deck niggers
>>725591572I actually had this in real life but she was an athlete and wanted me to go to the gym with her and stuff and I just couldn't be bothered
>>725599142retard
>>725598606The skindentation so good dayum
>>725598793>does anybody actually care about these thingsThe vibes don't feel right for years now, it used to be a little spergy sure, but it boosted people to create OCs to promote their favorites and create some gags here and there. You could say people don't care about videogames anymore and just want to feel the satisfaction that their team won, overlooking the bonding between anons and all that gay stuff.
>>725599031Then don't. The most important stat is Speed (after Stamina). If you have an easy time getting 1200 Speed/1200 Power, try to fit in a Wit card to see how high your Wit can be while skimping on Power.Personally 1200 Speed/900 Power/600 Wit is the minimum threshold to compete, you have an easier time to witroll against the 1200 Wit umas.
>>725591572Jewish demoralization thread.
>>725598456what would it be like to have a spe-chan gf/wife?
>>725599176Rude
Is my late surger with 400 wit a brick?
>rest>night owlWHAT THE FUCK BROS YOU SAID THIS WAS FIXED?
You have to eat ALL the chanko.
Okay yeah wait a second, anon wasn't kidding, I think they fucked up giving you opponents for the URA Finale. I just rolled zero non-mobs in the Finals, this patch is crazy