>TONIGHT'S THE NIGHTTONIGHT'S THE NIGHT[SPOILER]TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT[/SPOILER]
>HL3 getting ready to be announced >Solar Flare destroys all electronicslol
>>725624309Hey anons you all were always nice to me. DON'T check the news in around 16 hours.
>>725624309Artifact 2 announcement?
>>725624309waiting on OPanime website btw
>pclards have wasted 20+ years and spent all that time rotting in front of their incel pc shrines clinging do a dogshit fps game that nobody rememberswhat a pathetic sorry sight lmao
>>725624354>it's not a fucking solar flare>3i/Atlas is made of the same material of the crystal Gordon used in the test chamber>the sun is going to activate a fucking resonance cascadeThis is it lads. We're this close to be taken over by aliens. Get it all out now while you can.
>check news in 16 hours>this starts playing
cops will get that guy before he gets to the valvehq. announced his plan way too early
>>725624426do you not remember what Valve did to the Artifact fanbase anon
>>725624309Half life 3 is not hype sorry valve drones
> fan of @valvesoftwareMost retarded post of the week?
>>725624354>>Solar Flare destroys all electronics
There's too much smoke around this fire, it's happening.
>>725624309New gambling mechanics while browsing their store.
>>725624457weird self-contradiction
>>725624309Actual insider here: Steam is now going to allow you to sell your gamesCaveat is that:1. You have to wait a year after purchase in order to sell it2. 50% of the sale goes to Steam3. You can only sell 1 game at a time4. You can only sell once a week5. You can't price it more than what you paid it for6. You can't sell it less than half what the current retail price isMerry Christmas, anons
>>725624309HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS LOOK OUTSIDE GABEN JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>725624309How many hours is that?
>>725624989I wish
>>725624989Unfathomably retarded post.
>>725625058Even Lo-Ping is saying something's about to happen. And he's usually pretty trustworthy.
>>725624989>sell games you don't even own
>>725624989
Deadlockbros...
>>725625103and why would you sell it over refunding it?
>>725624309HOLY FUCK BROS IT'S FINALLY HERE
>>725625093I don't know who the fuck that is either.
>>725624354
>>725625103>sell knife skins you don't even ow-oh wait
>>725625138He's a legit old-oldfag who's involved with a lot of shit like /v/ the Musical and the /v/gas. He used to run a gaming news website with two other guys, so he has a lot of connections. He was also on Legends of the Hidden Temple as one of the Blue Barracudas like 30 years ago. My jealousy forces me to trust him.
Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.
>>725624989this is so retarded i actually believe steam will do this
>>725625137>PVIPenis Value Index?
>>725625610Did the artifact fanbase pay for artifact?
Ricochet 3? For real this time?
they're going to give Ivy a fully modeled pussy
>>725625641yeah it's how much each share of your penis' stock is worthmaintaining the value of your penis is a new mechanic
>half life 3 rumours
>>725625118>>725625828It's not going to be Deadlock. Also Ivytards not welcome.
>>725624309they cover hardware news, so its likely something about ick on eck
>>725625828cheese and die
>>725625879ay cabron
>>725624989>Sell game >buy it back for pennies on saleunfathomably based
>DEADLOCK OPEN TO EVERYONE>TF2 IN SOURCE 2>NEW STEAM MACHINES>NEW ARM HEADSET>HALF LIFE 3
any updates on the rumor that Steam Frame can combine compute with Deck/PC for better performance aside from simple PC streaming? i think it was in the patents filed last year
>>725624989Does that mean I will finally be able to short all those obvious future flops like Concord and Avowed to achieve generational wealth through derived financial instruments with high leverage ? Please reply.
Do /v/iggers really still cope post about HL3? Does Gayben need to scream on stage "I won't release HL3 fuck you niggers" to convince someone? Even then some sub 80iq brown retards will still say it's worked on...
>>725624526do you not remember what Valve did to the Artifact fanbase anonRealize they fucked up hard and mercy killed it? Yeah.
deadlock will longer be invite onlywow
The reason Half Life 3 and the Steam Frame will be announced together is that they expect you to play this game in a virtual theatre with 3D effects and stuff, so it can be played on a traditional mouse and keyboard, but it's best played in semi VR with finger tracking on the controllers like Half Life Alyx>>725626057Why don't you pull up his latest comments on it? From the HL2 doc. Or do you pretend it doesn't exist and just parrot fake news from 10 years ago
>>725624452Man those were the days
>>725624989>publishers actually agreeing to thatlmfaodeadlock is going to be open to all that's the "big news"
>>725626057hope is the last thing that dies
>>725624354It would be funny that we get HL3 before GTA6
I don't think HL3 will be announced today. If anything, the leakers I trust are pointing today to be a hardware announcement, like the new VR headset they've got out.It's something like $1200, so I'm never going to buy it anyway.Everyone else is saying that it's very unlikely that Valve will announce HLX during a Steam Sale or something. And Tyler was almost angry in a stream yesterday at people saying it was happening at the Game Awards. I don't think these leakers know anything concrete to be honest.
They've been working on HL3 for years. It's been datamined multiple times. It's definitely coming soon
orange box 2 for the price of a single gamecan you imagine the seethe from the AAA industry
>>725624989Why would I want to buy used steam games?
>>725626289no "leaker" ever knows anything until it's drip fed to them by their corporate masters
>>725626368...Yes that's how leaking works.
You know what, fuck it. I have hope.Let's try and be chill and pretend it's real.
>>725624309Introducing !!!STEAM 2
>>725624989Literally impossible.I know for sure the developer of Factorio would never agree to have his retard game sold for anything else but the full price.
>>725626368any time something is leaked and no one is sued over it then you know it was just a marketing tactic
you know what else is leaking
>>725626469MY MOOOOOM
>>725626469my cock in your ass
Ricochet threeeeeee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoNYgWCMQwUI'm not expecting anything but if they really do just drop something for it I'll shit bricks
tell me... browho is the G-Man?
>>725626289You don't realize how much the Frame and Half Life 3 are related though, even though it's not a full VR game
>announcing a VR headset AND Hl3 at the same timeThis is hard to believe because HLX is not going to be a VR game. People are already dooming that HLX is not going to be HL3 after all because of these conflicting leaker promises.
>>725626563i dunnoI DUNNO
>>725626289It would be funny if they showed HLX footage as part of the games played in the Steam Frame trailer announcement and Valve didn't bother explaining it.
>>725626343Orange Box of what? I doubt Valve even remembers the Orange Box, it was a console thing and they don't do ports anymore.
>>725624354and what makes this one different compared to the other dozen or so solar flares that ended up being a nothing burger
>>725626584See>>725626196
its almost been 20 years since episode 2 and i still fall for this shit every time
>>725626568But like this >>725626584 says. Wouldn't people be confused if HL3 and a new VR headset was announced? People would think it was a VR game.Unless HLX can be played on PC and VR, which would be interesting I suppose. You can't invest shit tons in VR without something to play if with that's good.
>HL3 is made by white boomers>GTA 6 is made by pajeets I know which side I'm choosing
>>725626053You'd still need someone to buy them.
>>725626657I think they are gonna put a lot of emphasis on the virtual theatre side of things
>>725626650I think it'll be the opposite. It think it will be best played on standard PC but it will have integrated VR support.At least that's what I would do. Making HL3 "best in VR" would not be received well by fans. I liked Alyx but for me that wasn't a good Half Life game it was a good VR game set in Half Life.
>>725626469my itty bitty pretty little clitty
>mfw Episode 2.5
>>725624989anons laugh but looking at paid modding numbers (valve took 70% from modders) this seems very appropriate for jewish valve
I hate waiting for something that might not be real, guys.
>>725626747Yeah, announcing the game alongside new VR hardware would also make people think it's one of those VR-exclusive games. The perception issue could sabotage the game's first impression on people.
>>725626747Yeah I'm not sure, maybe it's a thing where most play it on a monitor with mkb but the 3d depth effects and finger tracking is for vr They had to figure out a way to both after Alyx and also make a full game with vehicles and not have people puking, so the VR theater solves that but still retains some VR features
>and for our final reveal... welcome to the stage... Mr Gabe Newall
>>725624354Solar flate destroyed all copies of hl3. SorryIt was globobomo anyway, black characters, females etc
Still not falling for it.
>>725626885>Hi...>walks off
>father waits decades for hl3 to release>dies early this year>now hl3 suddenly is coming outi'll play it for you pops
I can't believe we're finally getting Hunt Down the Freeman 2!
>>725624358kek, I got the school shooter vibe from that post too.
>>725626885>Gabe violently tackles him on stage>crowd is entirely silent>Gabe angrily lifts 3 fingers in the air, mumbles "thank you">walks off>medic team rush and try to help the bruised Geoff
>>725626837hl3 is pretty much guaranteed to come out some day. there's too much money on the table. some day valve will lose its soul and someone very greed and powerful at the company will shit it out the door at light speed.
What if Gabe retires
Prepare for unforeseen consequences.
>>725626925Congratulations! You are the 500th person to make that comment today.Your award is 1 free (you)
>>725624309BRUCE BERRY WAS A WORKING MANHE USED TO LOAD THAT ECONOLINE VAN
>>725626925YOU FUCKED UP MY GAME
>HALF LIFE 3>EXCLUSIVE TO THE NEW VR HEADSET ($1200)
how many hours left?
>>725626925>literally just lie about everything and steal others work>got a whole career and high paying job out of it
>Elder God tier HL3 Portal 3>God tierLD4 3TF3New IP>Good tier Deck 2VR Anything hardware>OkayDeadlock beta release>shit tierAnything dota,CS related
>>7256270089 ish
>>725626986theWHAT THE FUCKscene is still one of the greatest things i ever seen.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfMl0kXFmiE
>>725627008About 8 hours from now
>lambda logo for 3 seconds>off hand gman quote>Gabe: "oh, and also">Ricochet 2: VR alongside Steam VR 2I would cum
Is this the announcement about gaben live steaming himself trading in his 200 million dollar yacht for that new 300 million dollar yacht he bought
>>725627029>portal 3honestly i've been dying to know what the hell happened to chell and the world in general after the end of portal 2, but it's probably better that it remains a mystery.
that's right, Half Life Blue Shift 2 is comin' to town!
>new headset and game projects were fake distractions>valve actually created a real portal gun>the solar flare shitstorm is the result of them testing it
>>725625118Can you marry Jasmine? Asking for a friend.
the way valve's internal structure works, you would know about HL3 before it reaches alpha stage
>>725627118my asshole gonna be so sore bro
>>725627096You know it's the same world as Half Life right? The cancelled half life 3 from 2015 had Gordon waking up in aperture science 20 years after half life 2
Man, I feel like Gordon Freeman!
>>725624989that'd be kino
>>725627150>Source: my ass
>>725627158Did they have a workaround for Alex having a daughter to replace her since shed be all old and dried up? Maybe q clone?
>>725627150But we do know. We've known now for 5 years. Valve isn't even trying to hide the gameplay concepts of it anymore. There's even a "TF" project in the works, but that's probably something to do with VR - not an actual Team Fortress 3.
>>725627192Well she's in stasis now so she stays young forever
who is this guy and why is everyone believing what he says?
>>725627150there are references to HLX in deadlocks programming, we've known for years its coming
>>725627240He's you from the future
>>725627240I don't believe him, I believe the VR Bradley guy who says an announcement may be today. I trust him because he's actually a part of the industry and knows people who knows people.
>>725624478https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpw2ebhTSKs&list=RDjpw2ebhTSKs&start_radio=1Thread theme. If its true we need to make this a song that plays on /v/ for the whole day. Can you believe it...its finally here. We have a duty to the gamers that have fallen before this was announced.
open world game
>Announcing HL3 just after GTA 6 got delayed for a yearGaben always wins
>>725627240Rent was due and he needed the twitter blue impressions
>>725627283>deadlocksEvery single update for most source 2 games and even regular source games have HLX elements tucked in their code. Dota 2s recent update had some HLX stuff in it.
do you think they will release hl2 collection on source 2 first?
WE ARE BACK NIGGERShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s22XqGkuIFw
>>725627397After the fucking fiasco that was Half Life: Source? I think Valve knows some talented group will just Black Mesa 2.0 but for Half Life 2.
>>725627240he's pretty reliably leaked hardware details in the past so he can be considered a reliable source as much as anyone on shitter can be.still take it with a grain of salt you can't trust anything until it's actually announced. I'm fairly comfortable with expecting a hardware announcement with a flagship game to be forthcoming though
>>725624354something was... nudged.
>do you even realize>how long>it's been
>ricochet 3
>buying used games>paying for sloppy secondslmao enjoy tasting cum
GORDON. GORDON WAKE UP. THAT SUNNUVABITCH INTERGALACTIC BUSINESSMAN STOLE MY DAUGHTER. HOW IN THE HELL ARE WE GONNA REPOPULATE THE EARTH WITH HER GONE!? GORDON GET IN THE FUCKIN' SOVIET HELICOPTER AND FIND MY DAUGHTER RIGHT NOW. YOU NEED TO HAVE SEX WITH HER GORDON YOU'RE THE ONLY HUMAN ON EARTH WHO DOESN'T HAVE SOME RAGGITY ASS XEN DISEASE.
>>725624309>Valve announces another nothingburger that somehow will make grifters taking advantage of a very minuscule loophole go on suicide watch
>>725627507fun fact about that video, michael cusack posted it on /v/ back when he first uploaded it. I don't have a screenshot of the thread to prove it but I do have one of the unlisted upload
>>725627569I fucking hate that In hl2 He sounds like a black manBut in hl:a he soung like nig
>>725627569man i wanna creampie alyx so hard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUo1PgKksgw
We might be waiting a long time, guys.
>>725627062This is more fitting to fallout 4 remaster thread
>>725624309I feel like it won't be HL3 but HL3 will still be announced this year
Please give Gordon a new HEV suit so they can do thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5pzTjF7XXQ
>>725624641https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carrington_Event#Telegraphs
>>725627751if geoff got the hl3 reveal from gaben for the game awards that man will cum live on stream
>>725627751Everyones saying that. I just want an announcement. Proof Valve is actually doing it. That's all I need. It could be 5 seconds long I wouldn't care.
It’s literally just a new VR headset. If it’s HL3 I’ll make a video apologizing to him for calling him a fat retard for all of these years. I will post it on /v/.
>>725627815>Kojima? Whos that?
>>725627096What gets me is the fact that the writer teased that Chell would have an important role in the Half-Life story at one point.
>>725627841Deal, how can we identify its you
>>725624309>TONIGHT'S THE NIGHTnope.webm
Geoff does not deserve the honor of announcing HL3.
https://youtu.be/6WLEwM9HgPg
>>725627626The original VA died, I doubt they could have gotten anyone who could match his performance.
>>725627890Valve doesn't need Geoff either
>>725627870I have a screenshot with (you) next to my post from replies
>>725627841I don't think he leaked it as it was already rumoured days ago, he's just jumping on the bandwagon
>>725627890why would valve need the game awards anyway? their own platform is orders of magnitude larger, they can announce it there any time they want. doeito pope is just desperate for people to pay attention to his piece of shit show
>>725624309AWOOOOGAMORE DEADLOCK NEWS?! SIGN ME UP!
Waited 20 years...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lr4MLD2Qfjo
>non-mechanical reproduction simulation time
>>725627980You mean>Waited 13 years>Waited 5 more years Right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aE0hnDWI_0U
>>725624309>"We at Valve are all very happy to announce that Deadlock has been cancelled."
>>725628023Can the H.E.V. suit jack you off?
>>725627943>why would valve need the game awards anyway? My guess is it can be for fanfare, big statement stuff showing people that 'Valve is back' or something to that effect.
So what do (you) actually want to happen in HL3?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jczk-nF3gHA
Since I transitioned, the one thing keeping me alive was HL3 release.
>>725628049If Gabe did this and announced HL3 all would be forgiven.
>>725624354Thanks for the notification, backwoods bum science-chan!
>half life 3>exclusive to deckard headset Would you seethe?
>>725627980Announce today>release date: 2028
>>725627507GORDONWE GOTTA GO TO BOREALIS TO GET ME DAUGHTER
>>725626613>it was a console thingNo, it was multi-platform. It was 100% an afterthought for the console port.
>>725628094its been said hl3 will be a conclusion>hopes: no time travel back to hl1>fears: time travel back to hl1its the only way i see humanity "winning"by never getting discovered by the combine in the first place
>>725628094visit borealis and aperture labs, get to play with the portal gun vs the combine, visit some crazy stuff in Xen, fun vehicle sections, bring back Shephard, fight off the Combine & Gman, The End.
>>725626506Awesome! Keep going on.
The only good half life is half life 1
>>725628094I want a good video game that's fun to play
>>725628094>good music>better use of weapons (not switching to my pistol and smug 90% of the time)>please god do not use the water-gravity systems for terrible puzzles please god>alyx hugs me>make the vehicle stages fun>keep its lineality (I know procedural generation and open area levels are expected but I still want the levels to have an organised path)>commentary mode so we know what the fuck valve has been doing for 5 years>borealis section that utilises some elements of portals puzzles>we finally see what the Combine actually are and where they're from>explain who the fuck that woman was in alyx nagging to combine advisors>gmans bosses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs
>>725626623
>>725628154>Story shitI hope nothing gets answered and they leave more questions so redditors can seethe
>>725628154>fears: time travel back to hl1At least HLA development put that shit idea to rest.
>>725628094The real Gordon was you all along
>>725627623RICOCHET 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Piece of shit.
>>725624309WOOOO RICOCHET 2 LET'S GO
>>725628245>JOHN FREEMAN...YOU LET NEXT BOSS STEP ON ME AND MADE ME HEAD CRAB ZOMBIE...COMBINES CAME AND PUT SCIENCE IN ME AND MADE ME LIVE AND BIG AND STRONG!
>HL3 takes place 30 years after episode 2>Gordon's new model is based on thin Gaben >Gaben now voices Gordon
Gordon was 27 20 years ago. He's 27 now.
To Stop a GabeN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IT2Cc_5WxE
>>725628427errr, no?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSr2FgbvUkE
>AI>Tariff deadlines>GTA delay>xenpig IRON>3I/ATLAS>the groypening>HL3>somnium solar flares>gravastarsIt's like every world ending event is about to converge into a singularity. Are we about to experience the merge for real?
>Half life 3 >it's a 8 hour SP only linear shooter Why are people getting hyped again?
>>725628262>Nothing happens
>>725626623nooo! this one is really bad this time! i swear!
>>725628154>time travel>everyone but Gordon forgets all the hell he went through and he still needs to be up early the next day
>>725628501we have to shipportal 2and then we have to shipdota 2and then we'll shipportal 2and then we'll shipdota 2
>>725628094Make Half-Life sci-fi again. No more drab eastern yuropean totalitarian shithole setting, if I wanted that I'd just go outside.
>>725628568Because it's an 8(probably longer) hour SP only linear shooter.
>>725627569what do you think happened to the hobo they used as a face scan?
>>725628568Because HL2 was a 10 hour game but i spent 5000 hours in HL2 adjacent Source Mods
>>725628568It will most likely be some form of mixed linear and open world ala metro exodus
Orange Box 2: Ricochet 2, Alyx 2, Deadlock hat bundle, Artifact 2
>>725628553wtf is a gravastar?
>>725628553Thank god I only recognize like 4 of those>Are we about to experience the merge for real?Chris Chan raping his mother and getting arrested was as close to the merge as anything
>>725628553>>AIWhat about it?
>HL3 is the last AAA game released before the world endsThat would be ok.
>>725628568The mods
>>725628770its inherently demonic and is raping the internet at an alarming rate?
>>725628848literally not my problem
>>725628553The simulation is breaking down, nothing is real anymore.
Welcome to Half Life 2, Episode 2. We are at the mid-point of our trilogy of episodes that will conclude in Episode 3.
>>725628663Probably drank himself to death.
>>725628848You're looking at the finger pointing at the moon. AI is just a tool, what' raping the internet are money-hungry corpos misusing AI for their own quick profits. But congrats on being reprogrammed to think AI bad without questioning the corpos.
>>725628421stop
half-life 1 remaster coming to all current gen consoles
Why do you guys keep talking about the solar flare? It already happened yesterday and everything's fine.
>>725628848dunno what you mean
>>725629104pretty sure the solar rays aren't arriving till 5 hours from now
Deck 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DC6RAr2xcM
>>725629147no
IT IS GOOD DAY TO BE TINY STEAMIE
>>725628968AI is itself driven by money-hungry corpos.
It is literally getting shadow dropped today. Prepear yourselves to be playing Half life 3 in the evening today. Trust me I know this is going to happen. Cant fucking wait bros, im so hyped.
>>725628848You're thinking of the Indians.
>prepare for the valve opening
>>725624309nothing will happen
>200 posts of trusting the grifter known as MLIDLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
>>725624309everything will happen
>>725628848Good, that sounds like a "you" problem.
>>725624309its so over, nothing happened
>>725629251>mlidMajor league interracial dicks?
>>725624309>Moore's lawit'll be the steam frame, maybe a new steam controller as well, temper your expectations
>>725629104There's a stronger one arriving today supposedly.
What is with all this solar flare schizophrenia?
>>725629282
>>725628740Imagine an infinitely thin bubble in space that has as much gravitational pull as a black hole and is only as big as a metropolitan city.
>>725629296>supposedlyTwo more weeks.
prepare for the VR opening
>>725629310If solar flare prevents me from playing HL3 I think this is actually a simulation
>>725629104That was the micronova, the supernova is tonight
>>725624309Cope
>>725629343Sounds like my mom
>>725626668HL3 isn't real thoughbeit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcMwMre0XPM
>>725629415can confirm
>>725629343What would happen if I stick my dick in it?
>>725624309SHOES ADDED TO CS2!!! YOU CAN NOW OWN YEEZYS AND SEE THEN IN GAME!!!
>>725629524it would be very painful
half life alyx 2 and a new VR solution
>>725629436HLX strings have been getting mined out of CS2 for years, it's very much real
>>725629546ok but can I trade up a shitload of well-worn socks for one pair of chuck taylors
I can't take much more of this!
Given moore's law is dead is a hardware leaker it is likely either a new steamdeck or steam machines round 2.
>>725629735the persistent rumor is steam frame being announced today and half life X/3 in the coming weeks
>>725629663no. you can only buy them through the terminal in game for hundreds of real dollars so gaben can buy another yacht.
It's the steam frame. Has to be. The VR leaks are by reputable industry insiders and the HL3 announcement "leaks" are by literal whos.
IMAGINE THE FERN
>>725624309IT'S TIME! TIME FOR THE BIG VALVE ANNOUNCEMENT! ALL YOU HEAVIES!ALL YOU SPIES!GRAB YOUR HEADCRAB HATS, GRAB YOUR PORTAL GUNS, GATHER ROUND AND WATCH!WATCH!WATCH...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MDDGy0eOTo
gabe newell is releasing a sex tape
>>725629808god I hate the future where a png of shoes costs 10x more than the actual wearable shoes
>>725629735Yeah but Bradley hasn't said SHIT and he's the only guy that has a 100% track record of predicting VR hardware so if he hasn't said anything then it's probably a nothingburger.
>>725624989Nobody wants that shit
>>725629885Bradley said today would be the day
>>725629554I'm a big guy
>>725629885>Yeah but Bradley hasn't said SHITAnon... he's the main reason I believe its today. He said on discord there is reason enough to believe something will be announced today.
>>725624989How does that even make sense?
>>725627139no, but you can slit your throat irl, pedophile
>>725628848>inherently demonicAnyone else getting tired of christlarpers?
>>725624309>People actually think Half Life 3 is getting announcedOh, for fuck sake, anyone expecting this is a zoomer who hasn't had the hope beaten out of them already waiting their entire fucking lives for this shit.There is no eastern bunny, there is no tooth fairy, there is no Santa Klaus, and there IS NO HALF LIFE 3
>>725627058Unironically Ricochet would be a great game to play in VR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eHmVjmHOZQ&list=RD4eHmVjmHOZQ
It is going to be gunman chronicles right?
>>725629310There was a relatively strong solar flare recently. Expect northern light to be visible where they aren't usually, but that's about it.
>>725630126Probably, yeah. Though it better have music in it.
Gimmie Alien Swarm 2
>>725624309nice spoiler retard
>>725628118No cause I'm getting one anyways since my Index is getting long in the tooth
>>725630180Oops.
>>725629936>TrooncordI rest my case.
>>725630180>>725630237I live in Bongland so the skies are full of clouds. I won't see shit, despite the intensity
prepare for ______3________
>>725628724JUST AS THE PROPHECY FORETOLD!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=632kyLysP6c
>>725630302prepare for the 3 opening
Gaben is gonna announce that Steam is gonna change name to Water, because of his growing ocean autism
>>725630352>condensationand thus, the cycle continues.
>>725630352>$4000 to buy waterpowered.com
My uncle actually works in Valve's top R&D team, working on cutting edge physics software that is implemented in upcoming products. He told me to keep quite about this, but he said it's ok to tell you guys - so I can confirm it's HL3.
>>725630480I already played and beat it, on my SteamDesktop (also future commercial product). It's pretty good.
>>725630480based uncle
Everyone who has worked on this new Half Life project find it incredibly hard to keep quiet about it. I forget which forum but some Valve employee tried to calm people down on a forum about HL3 speculation this year or last year and he spilled the beans a little bit too much.
>>725630571Yeah he's cool. And I get much classified info on future projects from him. You think HL3 is gonna be big? You ain't seen nothing yet, I'll tell you that much.
>People unironically think Half Life 3 is coming outhas to be larping zoomers who heard second hand about Half Life 3 confirmed memes, lemme guess it started trending on tiktok?
>>725630760my friends grandpa told us about half life frfr cap
>>725630760My uncle actually works in Valve's top R&D team. So I have classified info from him that says HL3 will be shown - today. Make of this what you will.
>>725630760Zoomers have been aware of Half Life since they were like 10. Do you not know what Gmod is?
>>725630924>GmodYou mean the skibidi toilet game?
>>725627623Post the link.
>>725631080I've changed computers multiple times since 2012 so I don't have it, I presume it's this one thoughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=632kyLysP6cI don't know if there are any /v/ archives that go back to 2012
>>725631214gabe rolling onto the stage gets me everytime
>>725628848>is raping the internet at an alarming ratethe internet was already beyond fucked before the AI got to itlet's also put aside the brown flood that is happening concurrently why didn't you stop corpo dominance over the internet anon?
So is the sun going to destroy the earth or should I buy a burger and masturbate
>>725624989>Steam fucking over devs even moreSorta reasonable.
>>725631427if the sun would destroy the earth, why would you not buy a burger and jack off?
>>725627864That was before they made Portal 2. There's a reason they had to patch in a new ending for 1 the week before 2 was announced.
If they make Hal Life 3 VR literally no one will get to play it.
>>725624989Considering this sounds like the worst fucking thing ever, it's probably true.
https://www.pcgamer.com/valve-writer-says-half-life-3-will-not-be-a-vr-game/
>falling for """leaker"""" hypeslopsubhuman nintendo fan behavior
>>725631673of course it wont, valve aren't THAT retarded
FORGET ABOUT FREEMAN WE ARE CUTTING OUR LOSSES AND PULLING OUT ANYONE WHO'S DOWN THERE NOW IS ON HIS OWN
>>725631432>>725626225it's probably going to be like family sharing where devs can opt out
>>725630119Shut up sperg
>>725631853cope
>I hate zoomer half life fans because they have hope left in them grrrok
Post yfw when Bloodborne 2 by Valve.
>>725624309it's not hl3, it's better than thatvalve is releasing their next generation vr headset that will revolutionize gaming and kill flatscreen games forever
>>725631920jaded boomers mad that we are hyped and have BIG energy
>>725632025>for $1200yeah not in this economy, they aren't.
>>725632025>more VR garbage>When people had already decided it was a boring gimmick.
>>725632102It's no longer a gimmick, it's just not affordable in exchange for what you get.
It's the steam chip A brain inplant that takes you inside the games. Smell, feeling and taste are all simulated.
>>725632102>>725632138It's not a gimmick, it's a great leap forward for flight simulators... and that's about it.
I wish there was a polymarket for 4chan desuI'd bet 5k on whether there will be a sticky on /v/ within the next 24 hours
I have vertigo so I hope it's not VR
>>725632071just finance it for 3 years
SteamVR got a decent sized update last night.
>>725632292>click on rules>hidden clause: defaults to 50/50 if it's about valve :^)
>>725624354It's gonna be Gaben's own brand of ozempic.His weight loss image was just a marketing ploy.
>>725632025I actually like VR, but it isn't going to revolutionize anything.If Apple of all companies couldn't convince the masses, nobody will.
>>725628262>incoherent schizoid vomit collage
>>725624309They're gonna announce Deadlock right?
>>725624309Team Fortress 3 for PlayStation 5 Entertainment System
>>725632025how is it better than their old headset? wouldn't a standalone be worse than something that uses your pc?
>>725632408No. Deadlock isn't finished yet. They haven't even added the casual mode they said was in the works.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SstcYwMiH0
>>725632493Not him but theyre like one map revision (and a decent amount of character visual updates) from the game being in a releaseable state, the secondary balatro/survivors style random item mode isnt a core requirement for 1.0
>>725632408>>725632493>>725632620It'll be a deadlock public beta release date.
>>725632714>public betado they need to? 100,000+ people including me got invited to it they already have massive feedback
So their asian distributor partner just rebrandedAre they going to announce more than just the vr headset?
it's VRshe's an engineer formerly of oculus/meta/apple/etc
>>725632752>do they need to?It's not really for testing purposes, it's a soft-launch.
>>725632756Please God, please.
New VR shit + Steambox
>>725632791>>725632816We know it's VR/Steam Machine I just hope we get at least a little more hope for HLX.
It's hardware
>>725632025too much exerciseif I had a VR headset I'd probably just sit in my goon chair and play at a virtual desktop with a virtual mouse and keyboard desu
>VR slop
valve insider here, they are releasing steam 2
>we at valve announce the steam controller 2!!!!!
>>725632943no fucking way
>>725631894Just admit you don't pay attention to anything, you're too busy playing video games right? So be happy that you have another one to play soon.
>>725632935based lardass
WAGTFMI BROS
I can't wait to watch the announcement of a cool piece of tech that I will never be able to afford.
>>725627779IS THAT A HECKIN WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE? OH MY SCIENCE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KT5_QA-ZOZg
>>725633025>muh leaker hypeeeeeeyou're setting yourself up for disappointment... AGAIN
>>725633143>he cant afford 1200 dollars once
>>725633215and I will settle myself up for it next year, and you're coming with me
Guys I'm so fucking hyped I'm literally SHAKING
>>725633215You are so odd, at least try to talk like a normal person
>>725628968>>725628968>AI is just a tool, what' raping the internet are money-hungry corpos misusing AI for their own quick profitsGuns can't shoot without bullets.
POST YFW DIDNT FALL FOR THE FAKE OUT 3 MEME
>>725633283you don't know what a normal person writes like, you're brown.
when i saw john freeman and his crowbar i peed myself and cried and shit myself
How much longer until nothing happens
will it be worth it to get their new vr headset if I already have the index?
>>725633393about two weeks
>>725633416probably not
>>725633416Depends on what Valve wants to do and how lightweight it is, like if its lighter than an apple vision pro you could watch movies and shit on it
>>725632367In fairness, Apple released the most overspecced piece of “this is for everyone” hardware I’ve ever seen, for three thousand five hundred dollars, and it wasn’t compatible with anything. No killer apps at all, if you will. I got to try one and it was the coolest VR ever. I WANTED to buy it, but could I play GT? No. Flight sim? No. SteamVR? No. Oculus shit? No. All you can do is FaceTime with uncanny valley “people” in the room and do work just like you could on a desktop but you feel like Iron Man.The thing is just so awesome and it’s going to be in the trash bin for all time because of how stubborn Apple is and how every VR dev needs their own incompatible spec with a walled garden.
>>725632992god I wish
Anything Valve announces sucks man had to wait so long for the Steam Deck to actually be sold in my country and even then it was parallel imports
>>725624989Honestly this is what the industry wants. Before digital I kept a small library because I'd trade shit in for new shit. I also never owned a game I didn't beat, much less owned one I never even booted up. With multiple libraries now I buy games on my own schedule, the monkey Island 20 dollars is true and I let the publishers take the hit on inflation. Problem for the industry is even when I can sell digital used I'm not going to let my library fall so low that I don't have years worth of shit to occupy myself and I'm still not buying shit on launch.
>>725633349I'm 100% whiter than you are since you're most likely a goofy Mexican sperg larping as white weeb
>>725624478SEX
shweet new VR headset to take up half the storefront which no one will buy because i cant afford food let alone a 1000 dollar toy that even valve doesnt try to support
Actual insider here. Valve is making a yuri game.
it will NOT be OLED so who cares?
>>725624989to many restrictions
Deadlock open beta.
Deck 2 with x3D+udna is the only thing I care about and that is like 2 years away.
will the deckard whatever the fuck not require you to have an entirely empty room to work?
>>725632863Retard.
>>725633832>deck 2bro it's only been 2 years
>>725624309You will never be free as in freedom.
steamOS launch for desktop
>>725633323>comparing a tool appositely made to hurt and possibly kill with a softwareare you not mentally developed enough to think more complex scenarios that are more than just black and white?
>>725633785>it will NOT be OLEDThank God. OLED is a tranny meme
It's a gay campo santo game starring a nigger
HDTF 2
>>725633839no VR has not required that for a long time
>>725627569
how long left until total government shutdown?
>>725633906OLED is perfect for a VR headset
>>725625273i wasn't gonna care about anything until the spoilerbut fuck, gotta trust that lil nigga
>>725633979So it's just the Valve Index for normal people in normal living environments?
>>725631427If the sun destroys the tech grid then you won't be able to buy a burger and jack off to hentai anymore, so yes do it anyway while you can.
>>725633612>I'm 100% whiter than youoh you're an amerimutt, my condolences.
>>725634051the index didn't require an empty room either just well placed base stations
>>725634045OLED is a tranny meme
Okay right answers only, what are we in for?
>>725634140The only trustworthy leakers are saying it's a VR announcement. Don't get too hyped up.
>half life 3 but its all made by Valves new game-making AI
Valve hasn't made anything of value in 15 years. He literally only collecting his 30% cut and runs a gambling casino with skins.Why all of sudden all these Valvetrannies come out and pretend they like them?
>>725634121>he thinks we can just use LCD forever and perfect blacks are not important
>>725633839I have zero issues using Index even in my cluttered broom closet of a room
>>725634140deadlock beta release
>>725633882February 2022 is almost four years ago anon, not two.
>>725634182>twitter leakers>trustworthy
>>725634140Icefrog releases his vault of Hoodwink r34 SFM animations
>>725634196They funded Wine and made Proton.
>>725634140Deckard most likelyHL3 possibly
>>725634239great another normie twitch shitter game
>>725633882zen2 was shit in 2019 and it is shit now
>>725634209>muh perfect blacksI know you love your clocks as black as possible but OLED is a tranny meme
>>725634294you were shit in 2019 and shit now
>>725634247OPs pic is not a trustworthy leaker. We know Valve is announcing something in November but everyone is saying it's HL3 when there's no evidence for that. It's most likely hardware.
vr won't take off until we get full body tracking and haptic feedback
>>725634182>>725634239both of these.
Literally any "3" game from them would make my year. I've loved every second game they've made.>Portal 2The highest reviewed PC game of all-time (on Steam, top 10 otherwise), great fun>HL2One of the most influential games of all-time, fun, fantastic modding scene>TF2One of the most influential (for good and bad) multiplayer games ever, some of the most fun I've ever had online>L4D2More of the most fun I've ever had online.Any sequel would be good. I'd be happy with anything. Just no spin-offs or hardware, please Valve... I don't want VR.
>>725634140SteamOS official release
valve will be announcing its self as the new official streaming home of doctor who and anyone with an account can watch the entire series for free no ads as well as footing the funding for the next 10 seasons the 16th doctor will be Hugh Laurie BTW
>>725628848>Muh demonslol
>>725634269exactly, they have done nothing worthwhile
>>725624309It's just going to be the official announcement for Deadlock lel
>>725634324what phone do you own?
>>725634380>SteamOSFirst Linux system with telemetry and user data markers. No thank you.
>>725634359>portal 3No evidence so far>HL3The only "3" thats actively being worked on>TF3A project marked "TF" is in recent datamines but that's probably VR related and not a TF game>L4D3Cancelled. It was originally set in Morocco and would have a mechanic where players could be the Director and spawn supplies and zombies.
>>725624309RICOCHEEEEET 3
>HL3 comes out>it has forced upscaling and framegen you can't turn off How mad would you be?
>Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.>Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.
>>725634507I'd just mod it out
>>725633338
>>725634336god I can't wait to get my dick sucked in VR by AI generated waifus.
>>725634140Steam Frame announcement with some additional goodies but no HLX/HL3.
>Half Life 3 comes out>HD models that look worse than the original are turned on by default>this is only changed 25 years later
watch as they announce an hero shooter
>>725634512>Valve saved the Artifact fanbase from public shaming by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 betaValve saved the Artifact fanbase from public shaming by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta>Valve saved the Artifact fanbase from public shaming by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta
>>725634580No evidence of that. Unless you count Deadlock as a hero shooter, but that's not finished yet.
>>725634457Valve still manages to pull out some surprises sometimes, not everything gets to code diggers like Tyler, so I have a little bit of hope for the other franchises.But you're right, if there's ever going to be a big game reveal in the next year, it's 95% going to be Half-Life 3. Which, fuck me, is obviously still a massive deal, so I guess it's not a loss.
>>725634580LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>725634574half life 2 remaster with ai upscaled models
I hate VR.
>>725634693life aint easy if youre poor
Time until we all can legally kill OP for false hype?
>>725632408deadlock will still be worked on for a couple of years until it goes into public mode mode, which will then take like 2 more years until it officially releases.
>>725634774I wonder what's taking them so long with this.
>>725624309It's MLID, retards, it's 'eck or something similar
it's gonna be generational, put me in the screenshot guys>t. Vince Gilligan head writer for half life 3
>>725634624lick those corpo boots clean nigger
>>725634839Because the beta was just to test the gameplay. They still have to add all the characters, finish the art style, add a casual mode and story mode etc. etc.
Based Artifact schizo fighting the good fight
I like that Valve just hires entire studios for small parts of this project. They hired the Forza team JUST for Half Life 3s vehicle segments.
>>725634045IPS has better motion clarity than OLED
>it's VR shityikes
>>725635031based retard
Fat fuck Jew on his yacht thinks he got something in his hands. You haven't released or made anything. Even Deaclock is doomer to fail becaues of DEI faggotry.
It's crazy how Gabe fucked Hideo Kojima for the mocap of the sex scene in half life 3
>>725624309Half-Life 3 is not happening. People have made fake rumors for years. If it's actually true I'll record myself drinking my own piss. Shut the fuck up about Half-Life 3. Just give up.
>>725634839they are slowly updating and balancing the game, trying different metas and porting assets over from neon prime. the gameplay is solid but there is still much to do and test, one of the biggest problems right now is the steamroll nature of the game
>>725634580>an hero shooterYou mean "a hero shooter" you illiterate fuck?
>>725635062>If it's actually true I'll record myself drinking my own piss.Anon you're meant to do something you wont enjoy.
>>725635037Full haptic seamless VR + valve mmo announcement in 4 hours>t. I'm Gabe
>>725634140Steam Frame todayHL3 announcement anywhere from 1 week to 1 year away, unironically.
>>725627569>FUCK MY DAUGHTER, GORDON>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQmUOYrg2nw
>>725624354>live in europe>didnt notice anything???
>>725635117lurk moar newfag, you're lucky that I didn't just ban you for newfaggotry...
>>7256347545 hours
>>725632025vR will remain a meme until brain chips integration become real
>>725635204didn't happen to merelax
>>725634993They also hired a Naughty Dog dev who specialized in melee combat just for this too. Like melee is a thing in the series but it has never been a huge focus or anything. Like what are they going to do with the guy, make an in-depth crowbar melee combat or something?
dead company I hope the chinks take over with GameTop
>>725635117lmao you fucking newfag.
Half-Life 2 Episode 2 Part 2 The Return
>>725635204Literally haven't heard a soul mention this, walked into the city today and everything was completely normal.You'd think that world had ended looking at those headlines
HALF LIFE 3: GROUND ZEROES
>>725635407KOJIMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>725635285>an in-depth crowbar melee combatSounds based to me
>>725634693>Grabbin' an EPISODE 3
Don't worry about a thing.cause every little thing gonna be alright.
>>725634740life aint easy for VRtards either
>>725635204when was this shit supposed to hit anyway?
Things that bother you never bother meI feel happy and fine, hahaLiving in the sunlightLoving in the moonlightHaving a wonderful time
IT'S UP
Gabe please announce HL3 just after the Nintendo movie direct please it would be so haha funny roflcopter.
>>725635204because it still hasnt arrived. its few hours away from that.
embarrassing.
>>725635689
>>725635689IN HIS NOSE
>HTC Vive - The Lab Demo>Steam Deck - Aperture Desk Job Demo>Valve Index Headset - Half Life Alyx>Steam Frame Headset- ???BROS????????
>>725624309fuck off back to twitter nigger
>>725635816>>725635819sent ;)
>>725635880>L4D3 on vrtoo scary 4 me unironically
it's uphttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/HIciuyEFGYohttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/HIciuyEFGYohttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/HIciuyEFGYo
>>725633774>yuripaige is the straightest character in the game
DETECTIVE NIGBONE COMING TO STEAM
>>725635204All of this shit is written by AIit already hit and surprise, nothing happened
>>725624309They don't have the balls to make Half Life 3.They'd have to dance around it with some kind of spinoff or reboot with a subtitle like>Half Life: Reckoning
HOLY SHIT STORE PAGE IS UPhttps://store.steampowered.com/app/1147500/
>>725635987>>725636112fake
Fortnite on steam Tim and Gabe come out as a gay couple
>>725636183have a sense of humor
>>725624426>>725624526>>725625610HOLY SHIT REFRESH STEAM ITS ARTIFACT 2Valve WON OVER the Artifact fanbase by announcing the Artifact 2 beta allowing users to invite friends in January 2026 and DOES deserve your financial support for these amazing consumer-friendly practices.
>>725636186Phil Spencer likes to watch and that is so awesome #loveislove
>>725636112KEK
Geoff and Gabe hold hands and sing kumbaya
>>725636283Nawwww :)
https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=W17CvsRZ_balk3kGoh god oh fuck it's happening
HUNT DOWN THE FREEMAN2
STEAM MACHINE IS BACK YEAHHHHHH!!!!!
>>725636254I've heard you animals fuck your own mother/daughter, is it true?
streams up guyshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqjMaKQskW8
>>725636470its a joke, you fucking spastic
HOLY SHIT TRUMP JUST TWEETED ABOUT HL3!!!!
TRAILER PREMIERE HERE GET IN BROShttps://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
>>725636442>>725636543heheh
>>725636442FUCK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vdpyGigU84
PLAYABLE KOJIMA CONSCIOUSNESS ONLY ON STEAM DECK™
Death to Valve15 years of nothing
>>725636640LETTING THE DAYS GO BYLETTING THE WATER HOLD ME DOWN
>>725636470how dare you sir, we only fuck animals
>>725624309>HL3 comes out same day as GTA VI but its actuallly goodIt would be extremely fucking funny
>>725632541Alyx he's 50yo!
>>725636926for you
>>72563701350 year old 27 year old
>>725637056Are you a big guy?
Well he said valve fan not half life fan so it not hlf3
