Now that the final episode is out. Rate it.say goodbye to the daily Dispatch disussion with anons
Actually in awe about how much Blazer mogs literally every other character in the game. I'd call her a textbook Mary Sue in any other scenario, but for some reason she feels refreshing.
These threads weren't that good, honestly. They were fun in the episode days but they quickly devolved into schizophrenia the rest of the week and the leaks ruined any actual theorycrafting.Liked the game, though.
>>725723568you're gonna regret killing Shroud when he becomes pheonix member in season 2
>>725723750did this do well enough for an S2?
>>725723665Because she isn't a bossy cunt who always emasculates and talks down to you
>>725723684I'm still mad they were retarded enough to have that shit get datamined in less than 48 hours
>>725723814Yes
can anyone post Visi looking shy when Robert is doting on her in the stretcher
Who can fix Robert's erectile dysfunction?
>>725723814It got 200k concurrent on Steam alone, it probably blasted beyond any of AdHoc's expectations. The shit thing is they're now hijacked to churn out Critical Role slop for their next project, so S2 of Dispatch is at best 7-8 years away.
>>725723665She's a girlboss but she loves you.
>>725723665>I'd call her a textbook Mary Sue in any other scenario, but for some reason she feels refreshingbut enough about Malevola
>>725723665She's great. I love her.
>villain's final move is threatening the doggerinoReddit moment, ruined the ending for me
>>725724035I thought critical role was a tv show
Anyone have the song that plays during the credits?
>>725724069
Courtney is just a shittier Chloe Price.
>Flambae and Waterboy teaming up to create a steamscreen>Prism making a a pyramid to focus BB's ray>Punch-Up doing some super mario shit on the Shroudmech>Golem blocking Shroud's sight with a mudball while Mandy drives a car straight on a road made by Prism so that Visi, who is standing on the fucking roof, can jump off it and plant a bomb right in his visor before flipping him off and bailingAbsurdly kino final fight scene
Here is the MC for Season 2.>is a dispatcher>character was there the entire of season 1>took part in the battle at end>is on the post art>has a costume one so can give you choice to play guy or girl in Season 1 >saw what Z Team did and wants to do it too
>Punch-Up cocks his arms like Cavill in the MI moviekek
I dont want Dispatch to go away
>>725723568I am angry there is no merch of my future husband royd
>>725724169she is at least fifty times better try again
>>725724069Mandy makes my Robert happy
>>725723684Hopefully they stop leaving data to mine next time.
Don't lie, you laughed when Robert sicked Punch Up on Toxic.
>>725724213we did the ex-hero looking to get back into the fight now it's time for the ex-villain protagonist being dragged back into the fight
>>725724015bb's gotta put the necklace on him during sex...
>>725724274i audibly inhaled, it was funny but too predictable
>>725724213no robert no buyi want super babies with the tomboy tsundere
>did not kill ShroudYou might say that I truly am a Better Man
>>725724035>Thinking Laura Bailey won't push for another game where she voices a character that does nothing but talk about dicks and sex
WATERBOY SUMMER
Where are you guys gonna go post now that Dispatch is over?
>>725724015Mandy, clearly.>>725723665She's not a Mary Sue because she's done at least one fuck-up in every chapter. She's consistently bad at actually directing people, she's prone to trying to 'shake things up' because she wants to break out of this poster-girl perception she's painted herself into, and she desperately needs to just relax and not have such a weird need to control things in her life.These flaws just make her all the better for me.
>Everyman Robert >no romance endingI do it for the love of the game.
>>725724328waterboy is so lucky.....
>>725724213>Covered in blood and poopAverage furry
>Sonar not at the beach partyuhh batbros, should we worry about implications
>>725723684the threads would have been perfection if not for the leaks
>The part in the ending where Shroud threatens the dog and everyone just gives upUnironically ruined the whole ending for me. A DOG A FUCKING DOG
Kino/10Fuck Critical Role, even if they largely appear to have funded this, I want more Dispatch.
>>725724213What poster art was the Cat Mascot in?
>>725724330i don't know i was between hyperfixations before this and this seems like a short one sadly.Back to just laying in bed waiting for the day to end.
>>725723684Yeah the leaks severely hampered these threads
>>725723665Based. As a BBchad, I want to say thisMandy won me over and she is just as awesome as BBThe amulet alone does NOT make the woman
>>725724330I'll just wait for the next good game I guess.
>>725724395He's riding on Golem
Spoil me. Is there a harem ending with both girls?
aren't Critical Role the ones primarily responsible for this god-awful aesthetic spreading?
>>725724330/plur/BRAVO, VINCE, I LOVE YOU
>>725724227Said no one ever. At least you can goon to Chloe's sexy teenage body. Courtney is an old hag who is not a virgin and likely has fucked hundreds of criminals throughout her life because she's a fatherless cunt.
>>725724421The Jim Lee X-Men Swimsuit poster.
>>725724330back to raging in Rivals and farming in Stardew
So who won the waifu wars?
>>725723568I'll be honest, as someone who enjoyed a 10 Vigor, Combat, and Mobility Flambae for most of the game.Blond Blazer doesn't seem THAT OP to be in the Mary Sue range. Rather she feels exactly like what a top tier hero should be.
>>725724330nothing really, back to my /vg/ general
>>725724486>but i am goooning saarsubhuman
Im confused. Was Visi always working for Shroud OR did she really quit then get dragged back in? What dragged her back in?
>>725724415My pipe dream is that they just hire a new team or studio to handle making the game and immediately begin work on Season 2but I know that wont happen
>>725724330back to /magog/ for me
>>725724274I got spoiled on it, and it wasn't quite as good as I'd built it up to be initially, but "My perfect dick" line saved it. Good bit of levity in a very serious episode
>>725724470I don't know if I'd consider it primarily, but sure, yeah, they were partially responsible for a new wave of new D&D players.
>>725724517In game: Blue BlazerIrl: Laura Bailey
Yeah, I think the finale flows better with Mandy as a love interest. Because otherwise, Chase becoming Starblazer comes out of nowhere, because you don't have a build up from Ep 4.
>>725724405>Chase already faster than anything >got gigabuffed by the amulet He could have easily got beef back before shroud could do anything
>>725724517visi won by a lot just off the stats
I NEED a violent, ADHD, bipolar, obsessive, tomboy wife!
Is this actually any good?
>>725724517Gonna be honest I think they did a good job of making them evenI'm a total visisimp but blazer is great too, I dont get the waifu wars this time around
>>725724517They're both good.For me its Blazer
>>725724470You will never get me to seethe at how trannies are choosing to play D&D. It's the most victimless crime of all time and you just sound like a loser.
>>725724169I agree. I was trying to think of why I like chloe a lot but can't stand visi but I can't quite place itmaybe it's just the lesbianism
>>725724470The bottom is just how parties will look when people have tons of options.
>>725724517/v/ is TOMBOY OWNED
>>725724517By my count? Mandy. She was an absolute MVP of the last two episodes, while Visi just whined and pouted her way through the finale.
Can you romance Mandy but stop visi from going villain?
>>725724470>>725724571Oh no, new people in this fandom that's been slowly dying since the 90s, the horror.
>>725723568>Holy fuck I'm strong, now get your flat ass off my bench.
Tomboy boardTomboy threadsTomboy modsTomboy world
>>725724630Well, Chloe is a literally teenager. And I haven't played Life is Strange in over a decade, but I don't recall her being obsessed with porn. Edgy, sure, but in a teen way, not a pervy way.That said, Chloe sucks.
>>725724598Dude you would be suffering from makeup sex like three times a week
>>725724545genuinely no fucking clue. her being a mole the entire time makes no sense, her being a mole during the whole warehouse thing makes slightly more sense because she knew the pulse was there and maybe shroud just intended to betray her and leave her for dead, but if that's true why would shroud just accept back her again at the very end? they did a shit job of explaining it.
>>725724517the cute brownoid with short hair of course where do you think you are
>>725724656I did. You have to go full on hero. No attacked the bartender, no attacking reporter in beginning and dont kill Shroud
>>725724663>fandomgo back to twitter, retard
>>725724656if you're not retarded and still believe Visi can be redeemed, yes.
>>725724656Yes and for me thats the best route
>>725724517visi won me over but they both make robert happy which is most important.
>>725724532It's not just that she's a top tier hero. It's that she's the strongest hero AND pretty AND nice (to a fault) AND smart AND respected or feared by literally everyone else in the game (even the villain) AND in the right in essentially every single interaction she has with every other character AND gets the most designated plot-relevant "audience claps" "badass" moments. Not a bad thing. But she's undoubtedly very idealized.
well that was fucking disappointing nothing you did mattered and it always ends the same way
>>725724545>AHH YOU SEE ROBERT, IT WAS MY PLAN ALL ALONG TO HAVE COURTNEY GET YOU THE PULSE BACK, MAKE YOUR HAPPY AGAIN, AND BLOW UP MY MECHWho believes this retard?
>>725724712Nope. It has to do with Visi choicesI did all you said and still got BB girlfriend + heroic Visi
>>725724545>>725724685It's just a stupid badly done fakeout and it doesn't make sense no matter which way you slice it. Just ignore it like you ignore the dumb dog moment. Or the Z-Team not minding wanting the team member that started doing Shroud's bidding of mass murder back.
>>725724713Kill yourself basement dweller
>>725724540Courtney is a brown mutt and a worn-out roastie hag. Can you imagine being a 30-year-old criminal loser and wearing a hideous septum piercing? You're also brown and short, btw.
>>725724712>>725724715>>725724716Ok I'm doing that tonight. Thanks fellow Roberts
>>725723665Brunettes mog irl tooImpregnate and hug your brunettes today!
>>725724656Yeah, but you literally have to glaze Invisi all the way, otherwise she goes supervillain on a dime. At some point I just gave up, because it wasn't worth it.
>>725724739apparently his henchmen because they're prepared to give visi her mask back and let her walk. if it was a bluff they'd have no reason to do that.
>>725724517nobody hates mandymandyfags seem a little bitter that visi is more popular
>>725724330At the moment I11:VR, after that whatever game grabs my interest on /v/
>>725724678>>725724704/v/ tastes are always dogshit of course Do the opposite of what /v/ says
>>725724328>holding her wombWATERBOY THAT ISNT CHRISTIAN YOU HAVE TO MARRY HER
>>725724762You also need to defend her at every choice. Like tell Blazaer you trust her, dont cut her off team and free her after being tied uop
i really wish it didn't completely feel like a tv show that is masquerading as a game. even moreso than the other telltale games. i wish the writers were less snarky redditors, and actually had the backbone and talent to write dialogue that doesn't feel like it comes from a 16 year old. i wish that after all these years and making the same mistake over and over and over again, telltale had made it so that there were legitimately multiple routes instead of their illusion of choice hogshit. that being said i enjoyed it well enough, i'm just glad i didn't pay money for it. also, sex with blonde blazer.
>>725724517Visi, it was her story and she got like a 70/30 split as per the last stats we got. Very rare that you'll get an actual hard number answer as to who was more popular like this instantly.>>725724532Fluff and crunch are two different things in every game, and this one is no different.
>>725723684Lol their was leaks? I just played the rune version from beginning to end then came here to shitpost and surprised everyone universally loved it both here steam etcReally odd to go back to playing good.vidyas again after almost 15-20 years of.woke crapola
>>725724678Tomboy wife?
Remember: knowing the future is useless if that future is a 100% chance of getting punched in the face again.
>>725724759>>725724663Fuck off tranny
>>725724656That's what I tried to do but I failed because Visi is just too insecure. Dumb bitch.
>>725724760>n-n-no u!!!yawn
>>725724760good thing she was saved by Roberto before she hit the big 30
>>725724405yeah that ending was retarded literally any one of them couldve just knocked him out or whatever and saved le heckin doggerino
>>725724810I don't even want different routes. I just wanted different endings. But noooo, gotta have everything tie up nicely for muh season 2.>>725724814>it was her storyDelusional
>>725724676I NEED them to hatesex in season two
>>725724783>you literally have to glaze Invisi all the way, otherwise she goes supervillain on a dimeYeah this was a bit jarring.Like she isnt trying that hard to stay away from villain life...
>>725724830mind over matter is such a tired trope that it was refreshing seeing shroud get the shit kicked out of him after getting the iq implant he wanted so badly (and wasting his final bullet because he was too cocky to bring more ammo).
>I'm not working for Shroud my implants got deactivated when I joined SDN">Red Ring implants clearly active
>>725724170You could tell they where deeply passionate about the mini series and vidyagaymemesWeird again to see an actual good conclusion to a story these daysThe boys and invincible s1 was crap stopped watching them ages agoWhat a breath of fresh airFeels like anti dceu mceu crapGive these guys more vodya
>give both pulses at the endCall it
>>725723684that one BB faggot and the guy that kept spamming shill were aids though
>>725724836Lil brownie is simping for a 30 year old stinky roastie hag HAHAHAHA
>>725724814>Visi, it was her storyIf that was the intent, then the game failed, because in the finale I was so done with her emo bullshit I just wanted her to fuck off and stop bothering me. Fuck me, was she annoying.
Now that the dust has settled, can we agree shes fucking dogshit at her job? Stick to superhero work babe
>so many simps actually let invisigal stay in the team after her continuous fuck upswhat the fuck is wrong with people. shame the choices dont matter in the end. would have loved for her to actually get someone in the team killed just to see how many are still going to simp and forgive her anyway.
>>725724912they just glow red when she's aroused
>>725724936>no really no u!!!lets see it again
>>725724486Courtney is meant to be 17 though, thinking otherwise is just lack of media literacy
>>725724219All good dispatches come to an endSee you next time dystopian kinoboys
Is it true Blazer has no sex scene? Why did only the invis chick get one lol
>>725724941>If that was the intentIt very obviously wasn't, that guy is coping hard.People here really pretending the call to action wasn't with Blaze coming in and giving Rob the job.
so is this now the greatest telltale style game ever?
>>725724976>he didnt get the secret sceneOh no no no
>>725724950Real heroes dont abandon people
>>725724330I'll go back to sexting then fucking my tomboy ussbbw gf Then idk maybe go visit her Running an Airbnb from home tooMaybe gonna go work retail not sure yet
>>725724470not really but they contributed greatly.
>movie game where nothing you do matters>this heckin sucks this is just a movie game>movie game where nothing you do matters but with le waifus>WOWZA THIS IS THE BEST HECKING THING EVERexplain this faggots
>>725724942Her calling is being a hero + Roberts cute loving wife
Devs clearly wanted you to pick IG which is why the majority of gamercattle did. The 30% Mandy pickers are the thinking and leaders of society, Nietzsche's ubermen
https://www.gamesindustry.biz/dispatch-is-on-course-to-beat-its-three-year-sales-target-in-three-months-heres-howinteresting enough article if anyone's curious. steamcharts already gave a hint at it, but the comment regarding how much they overestimated how long they'd reach their sales goal makes me wonder if they'll have some revenue to spare on hiring additional talent to make non critical role stuff
>>725724976sorry bro, you failed the romance
>>725724517People will be wowed by Blazer's flashy heroics (they are flashy) but realizing that Visi's entire meta plot was out gambiting a computational precog has got to take the cake. Visi earned that minmaxed INT/Mobility statline I gave her.
Best ending obviously. BB supporting hero Visi and Visi supporting BB+Robert
>>725725031The waifus probablyim not a scientist
>>725724484>plurA telltale style tie in game would be coolI actually like these new devs more
>>725725031I love movie games. Detroit: Become Human is based as fuck and way better than Dispatch. I guess that technically has a waifu in it as well but not really.
>>725724517the stats aint lying. courtney won. BB fags are just coping at this point. reminder that you wanting to fuck a hot blonde =/= chemistry.
>>725725031There's been tons of posts complaining about lack of choices or how badly the finale is written, it's just that waifufagging has always been more popular
>>725724517Both Love bothAnd yes I'm the same irlTomboy mommy and mommy tomboy
>>725725058Shroud is retarded though
>>725725059obvious love triangle, mandy makes the better friend.
>game starts and ends with Rob having a heart to heart with Mandy>final act is initiated by Mandy coming into the field, saving Rob, and soloing half the villains>entire climax is dependent on a plot point that is only revealed in Mandy's romance scene >Courtney's character is specifically driven by jealousy of Rob's admiration for Mandy>"I-It was Invisigal's story..."Actually mindbroken
>>725724950i actually went into the game expecting to like her because i like tomboys. and i find laura baileys voice hot. nope. very quickly turned around. that cunt can go back to being a villain and preferably die.
I took the Cut route becayse defending Visi felt too much like>I know you guys have a point but I want to fuck this woman, so she stays on the team
>>725725072As much as I love Pluribus, I would love it if Adhoc just didn't do licensed shit at all (Other than the Critical Roleslop that is already confirmed)Just do your own settings. I'm so fucking sick of licenses and pre-existing fandoms and crossovers and all that gay shit. It's time to RETVRN to basics.
>>725724213>coffee cat is unmasked in the credits>no face is shown
>>725725080detroit at least had two different paths for each character besides kara this one has zero
https://kotaku.com/devs-dispatch-telltale-superhero-game-cut-sex-scenes-romance-2000643646They might bring the cut sex scenes back into the game!!!
>>725725058Dude, Mandy actually outsmarted Shroud first. Because she figured out one thing Shroud wouldn't be able to predict is her willing giving up her powers and reviving Chase. Who then nothing personells Shroud's Metal Gear.
>>725724950It's crazy to me. Seeing the stats on these episodes had me wondering just how far they would have to go in making her look bad for people to actually want to give up on her.
>>725725012>>725725057You guys are pulling my leg, right?
How did the glowing red shit actully made shroud lose?
>>725725012>>725725057I didn't play this game lol but now its finished i was gonna give it a look. I saw invisi's scene everywhere online but I can't find any for blazer
>>725725136I'm literally not a waifufag and I just naturally gravitated towards BB because that's where the story was obviously leaning. Invisigal fans pretending it's Invisigal's story is genuinely insane to me.
>>725724517bob bob
>>725725163Isn't she the jealous type?
>>725725059>Mandychads win again
>>725724950I'll do you one better. I even let Coupé back on the team after turning on us and torturing Robert
>>725725163this really is just a VN kek
>>725725035Both mogs either or nonePolychad wiafu breeders win again
>>725725138She only went there because she is in love with you and you won't even defend her actions. Even not romancing her that is shameful.
>>725725138Robert actually does a good job of not making it about her and if you want to bang her
>>725725059This is best ending.
>>725725179no yes
>>725725163>Romances weren't the main focus of Dispatchyou could have fucking fooled me. kotaku being retarded faggots as usual?
>>725725138I took the Defend route and got mad that I can't call them out for not having a point at all>You fired people for lessYes and I've been mad at BB for it for two weeks now>It was to make a pointAnd now I'm making my point - firing them was a mistake and now that Blazer isn't here to "shake things up" I'm not making the same mistake again
>>725725153Yeah, but Dispatch has fun gameplay (Yes, the gameplay doesn't matter) so it's not like Detroit is strictly better. (Speaking in MTG terms that my pal Phenomeman might understand if he isn't just a commander newbie)
>>725725140TrueLicenced Vidya has never been good at least since riddick
>Fuck...I'm gonna have to fall in love with this guy huh?
>>725725058> but realizing that Visi's entire meta plot was out gambiting a computational precogIn what world did she do thisThey would all be dead in a ditch if BB hadn't given Chase her amulet so he could fucking zip straight through Shrouds mech
>>725724814>Fluff and crunch are two different things in every game, and this one is no different.I'll preface with the statement that I do agree with you.But we can also see in story that she isn't infalliable. She does better fighting Coup than she does fighting Sonar in the QTEs.And Trackstar blitzes everyone, Blazing Star is fucking absurd.
>>725725163They even hinted at the orgy lolBased horny devs you just know they all had massive orgies in the office
>>725725248Romance was not the main focus of Dispatch, no. You're confused because that's what /v/ mostly focused on.
>>725725224yeah they did a good job writing an actual team pep talk for that, that was my biggest fear and they didn't fuck that up
Was waiting for all the episodes to come out to play it. How the fuck did Telltale die when this shit just printed a bajillion dollars?
>gave the fake one at the end because i thought you would get a follow up choice to punch him or something>lol nope you give him the real one anyway hahaamazing """choice""" game
Who is this for?
>>725724950this. it's really stupid how she makes the same mistake of disobeying and nearly gets chase killed but almost everyone I've seen let her stay on the team.To be fair though, there should have been a neutral option.
>>725725206>he kept the youtuber ratalways makes me lol
>>725725248>“I don’t know that I anticipated it to be as ravenous as it’s been,” said Shorette of the fan reaction. “It’s probably why we didn’t plan for more romance options, because we didn’t know it was going to be such a meaningful part of the experience for folks.”No, the writers just didn't expect them to be such a huge draw which is fucking stupid of them when waifu wars have sold many a game before.
>>725724989By an extremely large margin.
>>725725329You know why.
>>725725220Oh no, I romanced her alright, and she was welcomed back to the team afterward
>>725725316>force the mysterymeat bitch since Ch2 upon your throat>n-no it wasnt
>>725725292They would all be dead in a ditch 3 episodes earlier if visi didn't risk her life to go to the docks alone.
>>725724950It's a game about redeeming dangerous fuckups and she wants your dick. There was no way people were cutting her.I didn't cut her because she was my best unit in my blind playthrough.
I'm in love.
>>725724592Yeah I have to agree with this. Doesn't matter how good your ability to predict is if you simply can't react fast enough. I know light from the sun is coming at me, I can't exactly dodge it.
>>725725391No they wouldn't because it wasn't written like that.
>>725725329this shit was only a success because of le romance just look at this gay ass thread
>>725723814No other "choices matter" game has reached even 100K peak players with the exception of Life is Strange 2 but only because it's first episode was free. This reached 200k. It's getting more seasons.
>>725725207Milfy City more like Super City am I right?
For me? It's Punch Up.
My aurafarmer wife
>>725725271this was a great shot desu
>>725725418Cute + sexy at the same time
>>725725359It was obvious that whomever you cut was going to return as a villain and Coupé was just more believable as the villain than the goofy youtuber
>>725724989Turns out good unique/fresh IPs are better than shitty stories in a licensed IP that bankrupts the company.
>>725725350obviously not for faggots like you. now go back to the 1000000th nintendo hate thread.
>>725725421I could have given you the same lazy low iq response you know.
>>7257235687/10, enjoyable. Characters could be better, should be longer, needed more choices that affected the game. But still I had a good time. Also BB is my wife. Had a fun time shit posting with you guys each update.
>saved Robert>saved Chase>saved Coupe>saved LA>outsmarted ShroudShe's basically the female version of Mecha Man, isn't she?A true hero both inside and outside the "suit".
>>725725353Well, because if you don't, she becomes supervillain again.I swear to god, you literally have to babysit all the way, otherwise she just becomes evil for lulz.
>>725724651How we rating the new Mecha Man suit?
What happens if you don't tell the Z team you're Iron Man?
>>725724170>while Mandy drives a car straight on a road>white woman with a carTruly a weapon to surpass Metal Gear
>>725725365>>725724989as much as I like this game and has made me come back to /v/ after a long time, I don't think the story and gameplay are objectively that good to justify the numbers. Perhaps it's because the bar is so low nowadays.
>>725723568why didn't malevola portal into shroud's cockpit? what was stopping her comboing with visi in teleporting that bomb visi had?
>>725724950BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT HEROES DO
>>725725473>saved Robertthat was robert>saved Chasethat was robert>saved Coupethat was robert>saved LAthat was robert>outsmarted Shroudthat was robert
>>725725494the same as every other choice, you get a slightly different line of dialogue
>>725725473Anon last thread said the romances were a choice between saving or being saved I thought that was pretty good.
There should have been an option to not cut anyone if you actually did really well during the dispatch minigame
>>725725030Thing is their dnd party is something Larian would have bitched about.Hell, the guy that did Percy and the CIA Wizard is basically the anti-chungus in this show. The rest are a quirky dnd party and he basically walked out of one of my edgy animes.
>>725725538...now excuse me as I extinguish the life out of this nigga's eyes
>>725725494heartlfelt speech and Chad is always friendly with you
>>725725438>I know we're a little short-staffed>FUCK YOUlmao
>>7257235687.5/10Episodes could be longer and would have liked more dispatch sequences. So an extra dispatch sequence & narrative scene per episode would make it great. Would also have preferred no E-celebs like Sonar and Punch Up
Shocking how many "people" chose a lying BPD hoe over a Aryan goddess. Gamers really are brown
>>7257235687.5/10. great chars and voice acting aside from 2 people. cliche story but entertaining. lots of plot contrivances. and it could have really used more game play and around 2-4 more episodes to flesh other chars out.
>>725725457He will be the Season 2 villain
>>725725379
>>725725059Woah brudda, you tree got sum weird energy goin on.Can ya take your poly-HR nightmare somewhere else?
>>725725597It's literally a low-T vs high-T debate. The amount of people who crumble down at the sight of invisibitch and think "omg.... she broken... just like me......... i can le fix her....." is insane
>mandy and robert on their wedding night doing the deed >throws the condom aside to go in raw >condom gets stuck in mid-air on something
>>725725610ranjeesh is bitter people didn't pick the girl from his disney princess trainers
>>725725550yeah its mommy bb or daughter invis. but the issue is, do you want to have children with a daughter gf?
>>725725271Funny how everyone waxed over how good that terrible Spider-Man and arcane series where but this game mogs them hardActually had a tonne of good comic book tier shots
>>725725667kek
>Visi dreams of not having the augments
>>725725663>>High-T>I can fix her>>Low-T>P-p-please I n-need f-fixingYep, low vs high T
>>725725684he's been doing this for weeks now, did he lose his job at the call center?
>>725725667>you see the condom slowly emptying
>>725725329They blew their load by buying expensive licenses with their TWD S1 money and expanding beyond reason, there was a point when they had 500 employees working on multiple licensed games, even if some made decent money, they were spending so much in everything else that no profit was gained.
>>725725663Nah you got it backwardsI will fix Visi by dicking her down
>>725723568>protag white male>gets his power suit back>two TWO hot girls to play with>no fag shitthis will never happen again you fucking CHUUUUDSSSSS
>2 years minimum to season 2its so over
>>725725309>90 sgame devs were all horny bastards>90/00s games were the golden age of gamingCoincidence? I think NOT!
>>725725713>dreams of not having augments AND romantic sex with the guy she almost killed to pay for those augments
>>725725728touching them with his salty unwashed nutfisting hands...
>>725724035This will kill their studio. No one is going to care about some offbrand DnD movie with the most obnoxious cast of fags. At least we got dispatch first>>725724470Yes but. It’s worse than just that.
>>725725735>High-T>wanting the woman who is already confident in herself as well as you, will stand with you all the way and also listen to you>low-T >a grown woman who acts like a 13 year old brat and doesn't listen to a single thing you say, causes your close childhood friend to almost die, fucks up multiple operations and get civilians hurt as well as other team members but that's okay because... umm.. uhhhhhh, we have to be better menalright alright alright
>when you pick Invisigal, BB is okay with it>when you pick BB, Invisigal always makes that fucking crushed faceShe's just too cute
>>725723665>>725725473>"So how did it feel to pound Shroud's head into mush and look him in the eye as you slowly choked the life out of him?">Honestly it felt fucking GREAT! :)>"Oh, tee hee, that's a little concerning but I still love you babe!"What a woman you are, Mandy
>>725725350Me, now fuck off.
This part was completely retarded and ruined the entire game for me, I want a refund for this garbage
>And what was it you envisioned? a home a family, with her? That crazy bitch will cut you for cheating on her in a dream, she will quadruple in mass the first kid you put in her, genetics with an expiration date you could count on a wristwatch, the wall comes for all and hers is on a bullet train with no brakes Robert
>>725725827doesn't critical role have a really loyal fanbase? i don't give a shit about it and won't buy it but surely enough people will care about it that it wouldn't endanger them, right?
>>725725207Were they not going for that?
>>725725881I'm getting you pregnant anon
>>725725796Chuds won
Robert = Shirou BB = Saber Invisigal = Rin
>>725725597>over a Aryan goddess.Try to sound less like a pajeet next time Rajeesh.
>>725725873The other issue with this too is that Chase, who is practically god-tier at this point with BB's amulet, could have literally just grabbed the dog and that entire part would be over in <1 second.The issue with introducing a character with super speed in any capeshit medium is that they just mog the absolute fuck out of anything and anyone in any scenario
>>725725894I always saw their games as the modern equivalent of point and click adventures
>>725725873>no, we don't kill only bad guys do thatbut, threatening beef is only done by dead men so exceptions can be made.
>>725725742cute!chase should have died btw.
>>725723568My internal decision tree is pretty disjointed. I decided not to cut Invisigal from the team, because I didn't buy the "Sonar didn't do as much bad stuff" argument. That was a management decision forced on me so it's not hypocritical to choose differently when it's all in my hands. But if she wants to quit I'm not going to stop her, she can make her own decisions, and I certainly don't believe in apologizing to people immediately. And sex is off the table because I'm banging Blonde Blazer. So, TLDR; thanks for showing your tits, you're cut, get out.I couldn't NOT choose to glass him when it came up, but I was hoping it would be a joke fakeout and you do something else when it was chosen.I felt Shroud was a commentary on people who read walkthroughs for games or something because he always knew everything?Whole game sort of fell apart at the end I think, because I kid you not, my mouse actually stopped working completely during the climax. I couldn't perform any of the QTEs and I still won. It literally didn't matter, they were right all along, it was just a tv show. oh well. the asspull with Chase was kind of silly too.Whatever. I did like that my decisions made invisigal stab him in the neck. fuck that guy. And I think there was something else wrong with my copy of the game: Blonde Blazer never showed me her tits.
>>725725807Let them take their time, and let Aaron keep tardwrangling them.
YOURE AIGHT WHITE BOY
>>725725597>>725725663Hold on a minute. There's literally nothing wrong with that.Some people know that Mandy is way out of their league and they just can't get immersed in that relationship. Compounding with that is the fact that Mandy pretty much has all her shit together compared to Visi who starts the game as an absolute trainwreck. People find Visi more relatable. Everyone loves an underdog story.The people you should take issue with are the ones who delude themselves into thinking Visi is something she's not or that Mandy is some terrible person when she's tied with Phenomaman as being the most genuine straight forward hero in the story.
>>725725976I'm assuming Chase didn't because he would just end up A-Training Beef and Shroud, but eh, it's forgivable. The both pulses option was kino
>>725723568>6/10 for Final episodes.
>>725725865>What a woman you are, MandyWhat an ass you have, Mandy
>>725725961>Invisigal = Rinwrong invisigal is wormslut
>>725725827>No one is going to care about some offbrand DnD movie with the most obnoxious cast of fagsWho do you think bought the Dispatch game anon? Its the Critical Role whales>Makes Kickstarter to get $750,000 to create a 10-episode series for their DnD campaing>Whales provide them with $11,385,449
>Hero Robert>Romance Mandy >cut Coupe but forgive her in the end >Recruit Waterboy make him a great hero >never give up on Visi>show mercy to shroud Yep it's gaming time.
>>725725976At least we know Chase is canonically slower than a bullet.
>>725725742>my eyes are wethow dare you)
>>725726015based proper roleplayer
>>725726021
>>725725881I think the wall will come faster for the 60 year old who just took off her power sustaining amulet6 months mandy will be looking like scary bilbo
>>725726021>>>725725597Why is she caressing her womb?
>>725725976Malevola could just open portals and basically solve all their problems.
>>725725976literally anyone who could've saved the dog not just chase since hes just a normie with no powers, robert couldve even just punched him and got the dog back, the whole thing was just forced as shit
Oh mein gott in himmel you cannot sacrifice your bloodline for that bpd 27 year old brown pussy
>>725726034>Some people know that Mandy is way out of their league and they just can't get immersed in that relationshipThanks for proving my point that people into Invisibitch are so fucked in the head they will cuck themselves out of imaginary relationships because they lack that much self-confidence.
>>725726095Why wouldn't you caress the mother of your children?
Remember that killing is NEVER the answer
>>725726087waterboy meeting his future wife's family!
>>725725742Who do you think walked Courtney down the aisle at their wedding?
>>725726130Too late
>>725726095You don't think waterboy.. You know.
>>725725891Their “fans” don’t play dnd, they just watch people play it. It’s a parasocial relationship grift, and it’s about pretending they are at a table with c list celebs. They won’t play a game
>>725726179THINK OF THE BLOODLINE ROBERTITS THE OL HONEYTRAP ROBERT DON'T DO IT
>>725725961>Invisigal = RinSakura*
>>725726141>>725726034Why are you talking to yourself?
>Courtney will always peek at you and Mandy having sex if you picked Blonded Blazer..hot
>>725726015>the asspull with Chase was kind of silly too.But that's exactly why it worked. Because that's one think Shroud couldn't predict, because only you and Mandy know this shit is even possible.
>>725726098Nah, it takes her a second, more than enough time for Shroud to kill Beef
>>725726209im sorry hitler, the brown tomboy pussy is too good
>>725726178Chase or Golem
>browsing redditthe amount of retards who coddle visi for no reason and are suprised the piece of shit sloot ends up being a piece of shit sloot are astoundinghint hint: kissing her ass at every opportunity instead of challenging her isnt the req for her to become a hero at the end
>>725726201I'll be honest I can't imagine sitting down and watching people play dnd.I only ever enjoyed watching my dad play games as a kid, I can't imagine watching anyone else do that.Yea, streamer culture is completely lost on me.
>>725725481Nah, I kicked her out and told her to fuck off after her confession, but she still took a bullet for me. I went on a movie date with her and untied her later so I guess that contributed to the approval meter.
Man, I was already fine with both options but this last episode really made me wish Robert could end up with Mandy AND Courtney. Solid game though, just wish you could walk around and explore the office between shifts like old TT games and that nepohire Allanah wasn't the VA for the demon chick since she's so fucking boring. Gotta say though that picking Phenomenal Man and getting Waterboy for the last shift made his arc feel better imo.
>>725725873>nooooooo not the hekkin overweight doggerino!!!1They really dropped the ball
>>725726303I sided with her at every opportunity except the warehouse attack and she's a hero in my game
>>725726178Golem definitely
>>725725517>Perhaps it's because the bar is so low nowadays.I know that, personally, this is a significant part of it. I'm tired of the constant multiplayer/GAAS trash pushed by the industry. I'm tired of devs chasing derivative FOTM mulch that feels stale before it's even released. I'm tired of endless remakes and sequels to half-dead franchises.I'm tired of media in general being run by idiots backed by infinite corporate dollars e.g. Kurtzman and Star Trek, but the slop continues because retards eat it up.
>>725726338>really made me wish Robert could end up with Mandy AND Courtney.That's basically the "it's complicated ending" though its basically a variant Courtney ending.
>>725724950Operation Phoenix is basically rehabilitation. These things are going to happen, and black Einstein gave his life to save her, I'm not going to send her out on the street.
>>725726303yeah im kinda confused why people think being nice to her = good ending when the cheevo is about mentorship
>>725726178who caught the bouquet?
>All those scenes Mandy and Courtney got in the last episode together>Mandy even still gives you "fuck me" eyes even if you pick VisiYou're all fucking retarded those two are gonna drain Robert's Mecha Balls together.
>>725726361Pipe down Piker, don't you have some Chinese police to blow?
>>725726303mentally ill anon strikes again replying to stuff nobody has claimed
>>725726151I killed Shroud and am a true hero though.
So now that it's done where do you put Dispatch in with the rest of AdHoc/Telltale's games?
>>725725597It's an unspoken fact that every the majority of people gunning for BB are some shade of brown.
Anyone else genuinely have a great time on the final shift? I wish every Shift could be that good in Season 2
>>725726179Does this just count towards whether or not she goes villain? I leaned out cause I was on BB romance but Visi still redeemed herself at the end.
>>725726372i'm guessing he means shit like what you tell her after she fucks up her early missions. it's not just about getting her to like you, it's about teaching her how to be a hero, even if that means telling her things she doesn't want to hear.
>>725726179
>>725726471but not honorable though
>>725726464>simply retarded anon that can't read and hasnt seen the "Ive sided with visi every time and she went evil" posts
>>725726151How would Robert solve the Trolley Problem? Would he kill one to save five or kill five to save one? Or would he passively watch as things happen without his input?
Turns out there's a way to end romancing both Blazer and Invisibitch. Best fucking end.
Fuck it 10/10 for me as a BBfag i won BIGGLY
>>725726497Weren't all those options the same? All the options after the donut shop chew her out and all the options before thundercuck give her a peptalk
>>725726508Avenging your murdered father is one of the highest honors you can achieve actually, kike.
>>725726486TWD S1 > Wolf Among Us > TWD S2 > Dispatch > Batman S1 > Batman S2 > GoTThat's all I've played
>>725726532He'd think the problem is fucking stupid and just move the train.
>>725726338>this last episode really made me wish Robert could end up with Mandy AND Courtney.ThisRare case for an actual good threesome ending
>>725726236We see her use it during the fight before. Takes her less than 1 frame to fully open a new one.
>>725726303Yeah, people don't seem to understand how they need to actually behave around Vis. You can be lovey dovey with her, but you need to scold her as well when she fucks up. One of the earliest examples being she'd never make it at Mecha Man, and how it wasn't the suit that made Robert good at what he did.
>>725726431waterboy
Well /v/, did you forgive Coupe? She had a good reason to feel betrayed.
>>725726495my understanding is that being "nice" to her has some weight but it's much more tied to robert walking the walk, aka being a "true hero" w/e taht means
>>725726585He was a dick though
>>725726495Her villainy and her romance are unrelated
>>725726590>the train conductor kills all 6>*autosaved*damn, you chose the worst option
Enjoyable little game up to episodes 7 and 8 at which point it goes to complete shit.Serious moments are ruined by developers need to make stupid jokes. Ok I get it, you like dick jokes. Main bad guy ends up being a complete clown and Invisigals entire story becomes a fucking mess.So 5/10
>>725726638I did, when she said that she felt betrayed by what she thought was her new family I knew she was just as misguided as Visi was.
>>725726492I took it too slow. I saved the city but I understood that you are supposed to just send Flambae+Pheno to fuck up Sonar/Coupe ASAP
I'm ok with both IG and BB ending, but IG as a character falls off a fucking cliff after Episode 4 whereas BB is consistent
>>725726647Watching Courtney's heart break in real time!
>>725726508I stayed true to my word and killed him.
>>725725072How many big black cocks had Courtney sucked and fucked before she met Robert?
>>725726638I did but that torture scene was brutal. Does Sonar do the same thing?
I caught myself thinking "a real telltale game would have followed up on that" on multiple occasions.Like when you add Phenomaman to your team I thought there would be a lot more conflict with him and Blazer, but it hardly mattered at all.
>>725725881Factual and accurate, calculator man
>>725726653he'll payf or that 7 episodes later.
>finally get mech suit at the end>roberto just gets jobbered on the entire timelmao how was he even a hero
>>725726716BBfags not beating the allegations
>>725726303so basically have to call her out on her BS? makes sense, i've seen people do all the pro - visi moves and she still went villain
>>725726758He's fighting a dude who can predict his every move, he doesn't stand a chance in a fight.
Real jeet hours
>>725726758Shroud suit specifically hard countered him. Shroud is evil batman with calculations
>>725726638She didn't deserve it but what the hell. She might be a bitch, but she's our bitch, and I'm sure Colm will keep her on a short leash
Shroud's superpower was just... super prediction? And he augmented his own brain to boost it further... so how come he couldn't predict Robert would trick him?
>>725726758>Robert realizing he needs a team to take down lifes biggest challengesKino
>evil batmanReductant
>>725726303not on leddit but I've seen a lot of people mad at her over the forced kiss, it's fucking funny and sad. Feels like a pretty normal trope but I guess romance tropes just... haven't been around
Is Chase really 39? That's fucking sad.
>>725726638I kicked Sonar and forgave him because I never wanted to cut him in the first place, fucking BB made me do it.
Alright rate the cast purely based on how you felt about their performance.>S TierPunch-Up, Phenomaman, Flambe, Chase, Robert>A TierInvisigal, Blonde Blazer, Prism, Golem, Waterboy >B TierCoupe and Sonar>C TierMalevola, Shroud
>>725726508I am honorable and kept my word, even told him I'll kill him before the fight
>>725726780I think the game is bugged or just the untie choice matters.Out of 2 Invisigal runs I did both ended up as her choosing the hero path despite one being a glaze run and the other one completely shitting on her.
Last dispatch>Prism to evacuate>Golem solo the experiment>Punch up and Prism disarm bomb>Golem Solo BarThat's the perfect start right? Seems to be.Then >Golem save Flambae>Flambae clears shoppers>Malevola cheers up trainees>Prism and Punch up disarm another bomb>Flambae saves Pman>Pman saves Coupe/SonarSomething like that. Honestly it's a bit sad. This game will quickly become a solved one. Imagine not playing on launch day.
>>725726780You have to simultaneously scold her when she chooses to disobey orders, while also supporting her efforts to change and being inspirational to her. Basically you have to be a stern dad who knows when to stop being drill sergeant.People are failing because they're not challenging Invisigal when she fucks up, which tells her there's no consequences to her actions.
>>725726728From the article posted above, seems they had to cut many things to get the game out. They are still an indie dev.
>>725726889ThisThe first cut came out of nowhere, you barely knew any of the niggas.
Sonar/Coupe: "You cut me for no fucking reason so now not only am I going to return to being a villain, I'm going to be an even WORSE villain than I was before!I DIDN'T WANT TO. BLONDE BIMBO FORCED ME TO.
>>725726683Thankfully, BB is there to carry the game.
>>725726719No he just punches you a bit, far less impact. In his human form too, not even a megabat punch
>>725724097Same here. I thought it was fucking stupid. NOT THE HECKIN PUPPERINO And I don't want to hear the standard /v/eddit safe line about how I must be a mudslime or something but it's just a stupid final conflict to put its life over potentially the life of the entire city
>>725726728>doesnt matter who you choose to join the team they get added on later>doesnt matter who you choose to cut you can forgive them later>doesnt matter if you told invisibitch to fuck off she cames back and saves the day latereven telltale games arent this bad
>>725726950>Mandy is half the reason the villains even got this farkek
>so the most optimal way to get the visi hero ending is to basically become a stern father figure to her
>dont fail a single call>you performed better than 10% of players >fail 2 calls>you performed better than 99% of players The stats are bugged aren't they?
>>725726950Did they ever explain more on this? What did they expect to happen when you kick out a former villain? That they were going to get a job at McDonalds or something?I feel like they should've just threatened to put them in gay baby timeout jail for like a year before being able to reapply or something
>>725726950To be fair, Coop does hold that against BB specifically. And BB actually apologizes to her and tells her she can always come back.
>>725726890>S TierRobert, Phenomaman, Invisigal, Blonde Blazer>A TierFlambae, Chase, Waterboy>B TierGolem, Shroud, Prism, Malevola>C Tier Coupé, Sonar
>BB forces you to cut someone>said person goes out to beat the shit out of you and destroy half the city>person gets their shit pushed in and about to go jail>"Durr you wanna let them rejoin? It's your call!"What the fuck you stupid bitch
>>725726234SpeedNig can just crash through his shitty mech at light speed, he's not going to outpredict thatWhich made the whole le heckin doggo shit even more dumb
>>725727015No shit.But you actually want to get low numbers. Low is good but the language is fucked.
>>725727002Yes, that's what she needs.
>>725727015Yep. Either that or it's about how many Perfect Calls you get
>>725723568>Now that the final episode is out. Rate it.Maybe like 3/10>villain is just le evil>full of plot armor for the main cast>full of dumb conveniences>after a harsh battle you take down the bad guy, but then you lose because he kidnapped your dog????>heroes don't kill people contrived ending>black grandpa's sacrifice is annulled and he even saves the day in the end!Other episodes were much better in general
>>725727042it was just a prank lol
>Need to pick between [GET OVER HERE] and [SPIRIT BOMB]>Thought the bomb move would be like Mecha Man grabbing the Shroudmech and rocketing them both to the ground at mach speed, Rock Lee-like>It's just a big fuckoff missile beamIt was alright but my idea was better.
>>725727042She was just feeling hormonal that day
Unpopular opinion but the actual dispatching gameplay kept getting more fun and even though episode 8 has a long stretch of it, I wished there was more of a climax to it. I kept sending Phenomoman and Blonde Blazer to kick Coupe's ass unless she had one of those dumbass restrictions on her, then I sent Punch Up because he can't be downed.
>>725727002alternatively: the white man needs to mansplain to the POC woman in between fucking the gay out of her
>just killed a man>"how do you feel?">"lol it's just like "masturbaiting"And /v/ was cuming all over it for weeks?
>>7257266837 and 8 were great though.I did not expect them to round up the game as well as they did. And I'm also pleasantly surprised by all the little differences the choices actually amounted to. I would easily rate them as two of the better chapters.
>>725727049>Speed hero uses his speed power>he's not going to outpredict thatHe'll have predicted that years before the scenario even comes up
FUCK YOUR TWINKS
>work as a dispatcher IRL >no BB or visi in my life though
>>725727071It's the allusion to Mortal Kombat/Street Fighter. You know, Scorpion's kunai/Ryu's hadouken?Robert is a dork. That's why BB loves him.
>>725726890You're forgetting Royd.
>>725727071the iconic naruto technique super spirit bomb
>>7257235688/10, but I am definitely biased because I seem to have gotten the best ending. It suffered from pacing issues in the last two episodes, and I think the finale could've used one last pass. The dog hostage needed a bit more thought put into it given that we had SSJ Chase (forma del Blazer Negro) and Shroud wasn't even holding the gun to Beef's head. That being said, I'm such a sucker for an "everyone is here" finale and the BOTH finale that I'm giving it a pass. Probably would've benefitted from being 10 episodes rather than 8, but Dispatch felt like a breath of fresh air given how much crap has been coming out of the industry recently.
>He didn't pick Twinkies during the flashback sceneAnybody who chose the other options is immediately gay.
>>725726978I thought they would actually turn this into some joke ending because you have all those fucking people right there who could just save the fucking mutt, but no, it's played 100% straight And you can't even be a dumb retard and get the mutt killed since all your choices lead to exact the same outcomeWhy even bother then
Alright rate the cast purely based on how you felt about their gameplay performance.>SSS TierBlonde Blazer>S TierPhenomaman, Flambe, Golem, >A TierInvisigal, Prism, Coupe>B TierMalevola, Punch-Up>C TierWaterboy, Sonar
I tried to help Invisigal but failed as she turned to villainy anyway. Looking over my choices throughout the game, some stuff that may have contributed:>kissed Blonde Blazer in episode 1>told BB and Chase Invisigal punched you ("ratted her out")>failed the hacking to help her in episode 6I'll do a replay and see if changing these helps keep her on the side of good.
>>725727121>>"lol it's just like "masturbaiting"Wait...>lusts after brown woman>enjoys killingNo way...
>>725727068Yeah the last episode gave everything that happened zero weight because everything turns out wholesome chungus in the end
>>725727167yeah but just imagine your office was filled with cute girls who all fawn over youyou know, while you get back to work
>>725727015I didn't fail a single call on the first shift of EP8 and the game still said I missed one. My best guess is that it counts Prism's ability to extend one call as a miss for some reason
>>725727002Yes, and it applies to all members of the group. That's literally Robert's job.
>>725727227I did all of this except I didn't rat her out and my Invisigal turned hero
>>725727213>I seem to have gotten the best ending.bro...
>>725724950I mean, Flambae tries to murder Robert in front of everyone and nobody even cares.
>>725727130He can predict all he wants when he can't defend against itThen again the entire fight was bullshit anyway
>>725724170All part of the plan btw
>>725727220I am pretty sure BB is supposed to be overpowered as fuck.
>>725727216He obviously likes them even as an adult. It figures he probably liked them just as much if not more as a kid.
Shroud's super prediction was the ultimate plot contrivance to make sure the story doesn't branch too far from the railroad. I to this day have no idea how David Cage managed to make Detroit have so many split routes with multiple protagonists (and Kara)
>>725727124>pic relthis can't be real right? I thought people were saying that the bb end was better.
>>725727332That's the joke. I only put her on the list because she is a gameplay unit and she's basically built to solo any mission. She's in the SSS cheat unit tier.
Look, I'm not fucking her with that thing on
>>725727304Thanks for the info!I assume you:>went on a movie date with her>didn't cut her from the team>leaned into the kiss>untied her>forgave her for the bombI did the above but still failed.
I NEED MORE
>>725724470Yeah but Adhoc kept their cringe to an appropriate minimum and there's some jokes that are shockingly racy and not CR's "sex dicks ha ha family" routine. Like Prism's "I never had a dad" routine or Chase bringing you fucking Malt if you ask him for a beer. It's such a minor detail but it had me practically on the floor
>>725727227I think the granny scene and the argument after it have a huge impact, its the only thing that I can think of that no one mentions
>>725727156Shame Phenomaman doesn't get a similar scene>"Robert Robertson, is this machine stopping you from getting your deserved nutrition in this trying time?">Punches straight through the glass without looking>Takes out one pack of twinkie that he politely hands over to Robert>"Enjoy, Robert Robertson, I must go put all my Magic The Gathering cards in little plastic covers, as I understand it is the custom of this art.">Walk away>A pile of snack fall off the machine
>>725724213I hope we get some Robert the 2nd flashbacks and I hope Aaron brings in Brian to voice him.
>>725727216It was the obvious choice, so I was curious what would happen with the other options. Like would he actually buy Robert booze?It's not the choice I wanted, but it was the one I was curious about.
>>725727371probably the 100 million more dollars in the budget
BB on my face IG on my dick
>>725727310he does say something about the group welcoming him back after his fuck up, but really the game has a lot of these plot holes where thinking about it too hard just makes the whole thing fall apart.
How does the game change if I cut her?
Is there a name for the dispatch mission music remix during the Shroud fight?
>>725727394You failed the story hacking missions didn't you?
>>725727389She can probably take it off easily, but maybe she'll just talk nasally for a while
>>725727389Tbh I'll take that over the piercing
>>725727192He's too heavy I can't put him on the list :(
>>725727313>he can't defend against itSpeedster cope
>>725727383>I thought people were saying that the bb end was better.That's the best ending though.
>>725727220Sonar is so much better than Coupe. Intelligence is a relatively rare stat and you are encouraged to min/max him in order to benefit from his passive of form swapping.
>>725727025 I guess maybe really tight budget and they were on the verge of being shut down completely.My headcanon is that the shifts you do in-game aren't the only shifts Robert does, they probably knock out a couple months worth at least so after they prove to be competent, they get a bigger budget and can put more people on the team, especially after the big attack, there's probably more openings. I do think there's forced drama with half the team wanting to cut Visi though, like she fucked up sure, but I'm surprised they turned on her so fast.
>1 million copies sold>30 euros + per copy, so at least 30 million from sales>large animation budget>star voice acting paychecks>digital distribution fees>marketingDid Dispatch break even or result in financial succes? I hope so, but I think it was expensive for a small studio to make.
>>725727485it changes MASSIVELY you get one slightly different scene at the end
>>725727421Wow that's so much worse.
>>725724213>mascot character is the most fucked upthey must have carried hard
>>725727394No>Went on a date with BB>didn't cut her from the team>No kiss scene>untied her>didn't know how to feel about the bomb
>>725727310Even Robert thinks it's fair.
>>725727389How can she expect to feed Roberts children with those things on
>>725727485She leaves SDN (maybe kissing you when you catch up to her) and doesn't show up in Dispatch segments afterward.When the power goes out in SDN Royd catches her and ties her up, you can free her and she joins the final battle by rescuing Malevola
>>725727580
Is it just be or the game is way too happy? I think someone needed to die.
>>725727491Yeah I messed up on the harder ones. Invisigal did a cool thing where she grabbed a jetpack goon and used him to get to the tower instead.
>>725727389>My asthma was getting worse>Actively smokesI love her but she's retarded.
>>725727389I am sure Royd can remove it or improve it.
>>725727520That comic is one of the worst things I've ever read. And him stabbing the flash, while retarded, isn't even the worst of it. He crushes the green lantern with fucking grip strength. That's beyond fucking silly.
Just read the interview with the main writer and I'm not looking forward to season 2 but the coomers are going to be ecstatic. They are putting sex scenes in.
>blonde blazer loses her powers no matter the "choices"Mandy confirmed for S2 player character.
>>725727543Anon, I just level Coupe's intelligence like a normal person. There's like 1 check in the game that requires 10 intelligence with no roll and Coupe's reroll + Punch up ensures they'll succeed in any mission without a combat auto fail.Sonar is legit garbage unless you're metagaming.
>tfw fell for it
>>725726890>Robert, Blazer, Visi>Waterboy, Phenomaman, Chase>Shroud, Flambae>Prism, Malevola, Coupe, Sonar, Punch UpUnsurprisingly, the professionals did the best job.>>725727220>Blazer>Phenomaman>Flambae>Prism>Punch Up>Golem>Invisigal>Malevola>Sonar>Water BoyDon't know where Coupe would rank because I skipped her. Probably same place as Malevola.
>>725725865I love that nobody fucking cares that Invisigal turned villain. Even Mandy is "fuckthat bitch, now let's make out". Chase just gives you "we'll I was right she was a lost cause". And Z-Team cares more about Coop/Sonar than about Visi.That was some mogging.
>>725725202>Vizi day dreaming about unspeakable things while BB is already doing unspeakable things to Robert's hand
The thread is going so fast I doubt anyone will see this but I've got so many tabs on so I can view these threads after I beat dispatch.
>>725727647I think Chase should have died desu
>you and 4% didn't fall for anyone
>>725727414Same>Told vis to go after criminal>told didnt need the suit to be mechaman>forgot what I said for her pep talk>Took her advice and told everyone i was mechaman>went on BB date>cut her>forgave her>leaned out of kiss>untied her
what MTG deck does Phenomenaman play
>>725727653That's why she became a villain. Those count for her hero point total.
>>725727543His passive sucks unless you're using a guide because if an int mission comes up and he's in bat form, he's useless. Plus by the time it comes to pick between them, starting stats are just about irrelevant.
>>725727560>at least 30 million from salesyou also have to take into account steam's cut.
>>725726409I don't see it as a contradiction, I see it as different threat levels and history. Shroud's been to prison and when he goes out he starts building his criminal empire instantly. He's a genuine supervillain, not street thief or petty arsonist like most of the Z-team is. Coupe kills for cash so she's worse than them but that's still not as bad as creating your own army and destroying an entire cityBasically:>Shroud=Joker - No redemption, kill>Coupe=Harley - Potential redemption, needs a tight leash but deserves a chance>rest of Z-team=goons - Likely redemption, jusu needs a way back to society
>>725727748timmy dinos
>>725726638...why would I forgive my MVP? Reroll queen AND best girl!
>>725723684So literally just every non /vg/ general ever?
>>725727759Yeah I considered that when I mentioned digital distribution fees. >>725727749I will do better next time and save her from herself
>>725727686Sonar literally gets the reroll power as well.
>>725727757I just built malevola int/mob. With the synergy buff they can squeak anything out
>>725727708Same man. Luckily managed to Keep Up
>>725727680She's confirmed as the tomboy brunette breeder harem along with invisigoth
>>72572756030% gone from steam/ps store cut.
>>725727647>>725727713Chase shoudlve died, the person you didnt pick shouldve been a villian alongside with the person you cut, no gay forgiveness shit at the end, invisigirl shouldve betrayed to shroud if you cut her at the end, none of this gay wholesome chungus everything turns out find at the end crap
>>725724739I like how pissy he gets when the dumbass noodle arm guy suggests to wait things out
>Gave Coupe the flying licence>immediately decided to cut her >no one else can get a flying lesson I'm kinda retarded
>>725727307>Tricked Shroud>Invisigal didn't turn evilYeah I got the best ending brah.
>>725727713I think there should have been a failure state where Chase died so that him surviving with BB's amulet would be a pleasant reward/surprise, but they probably ran out of budget to make the last two episodes branch out anymore than they already do.
>>725727873I have a feeling Matt Mercer had a lot of fun saying those retarded lines in his evil Batman voice.
>get more choices regarding invisibitch than blonde blazerWTF gonna fucking refund this shit
people actually failed the hacking segments?Super Earth has trained me well
>>725724912She just needed an excuse to show off her tiny little teets to Bobert.
>>725727879Sonar getting the flying licence is the reason I didn't cut him. I should read the fine print on how exactly it works though, because it didn't always trigger. Probably something with the slot order. I guess you could say I was winging it.
>>725727879Flambae is the safest option to give flight.
>>725727763There's literally nothing morally wrong in killing Shroud as he's proven that he doesn't deserve a second chance and would kill hundreds of thousands of innocents for his own ambitions.
>>725727879>gave sonar two bonus stats and the ability to reroll while in hybrid form>gave coop the flying licence I cut sonar but it hurt pretty bad.
>Don't fall for the BPD succubus's trap, in 5 to10 years she will look like a melted ice cream cone with type 2 diabetes and a sleep apnea mask Robert
>>725727879This was me with Sonar, and in Ep 7 when you get another flying license for some reason I couldn't select Flambae or Coop for some reason.
>>725727520>can avoid explosives>can't avoid a knifeWhat the fuck is this dumb shit
>>725727560>>star voice acting paychecksCR VAs probably got less pay than usual in exchange for the future game, Charlie some anon said went on record to not give him cash because he's obscenely rich already one time (not in relation to the game) so if that's true then he probably didn't take much money either
The vs Sonar fight seems so much better thab the Coupe versionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=260WvGbVBFs
>>725727412>Chase bringing you fucking Malt if you ask him for a beerHe brings you a fuckin grape flavored swisher if you ask for the cigar. Made me kek pretty fucking hard
>>725727826Malevola and Pman is the optimized choice, with Synergy they have a 100% success for any check.Punch Up + Coup is the optimal choice, level Coup's int and mobility (never go past 8 mobility due to her passive) and grab her reroll and they can't fail a mission.Same with supernova Flambae + Cha/Int Prism, another 100% polygon.All without any of them leveling combat once.Then Golem gets made into a generalist and with spread thin can solo and 3/4 slot with ease.Invisigal can almost be an afterthought, either you upgrade her to boosteveryone else's XP and slot her in with others as needed, or you feed her all the bonus stats and use her solo or with Golem and grab her contact passive.
>>725727949The mirrored inputs (two different variations of mirroring inputs too!) fucked me up.
>>725727220>FlambeGuy pads his score by setting fires just to put them out.
>>725727560>star voice acting paychecksThe stars were Critical Role who were the main producers of the game so they were working at a significant discount or pro-bono
Visi knows she gets mogged badly by BB.
BB is such a sweetheart. I love her so much.
>>725728126but they also had the breaking bad guy though
>>725726716She had a low body count or could even be a femcel Doesn't matter pussys pussy and her personality was hot as fuckMandy mogged her in brunettes form but I picked bothLove fst tomboys
>>725728120He also pads his fucking statline like a greek god.
ok /v/ but did you do the coffee run during the final shift
>>725728085>a fuckin grape flavored swisherI love this nigga so much.
>>725725059>Robert: It kinda looked like she wanted to fuck you>Vizi: ...I'm sure we can arrange something
>>725728127BB > Courtney > MandyNow I need an artist to depict Courtney wearing the BB amulet.
>>725727220Phenomaman was shit tier for being always depressedWater boy if you picked him and leveled him is S tierSonar is S tier just because hes the only intellect hero
>>725728196GOLEM NO
>>725728198I sent PMan because hed have no rest time
>>725727068Agreed. Fuck that stupid dog. For me, worst part is the fucked powerlevel. Demon Chick could have easily soloed that mecha spider thingy. Speester with Superman powers could have soled the entire city. Minor villains somehow hold their own. It's all the same villains from the bar fight too. Why does some augment turn the traitor character into a godlevel threat while all other remain basic? Where are all the heroes?
>>725728198I sent Phenomaman to do it since he rests up and flies quick. The balls to actually ask for that though is lol
new thread wen
>>725728198>On perfect run I will>But so far I only did fuck your coffee.
>>725728198Obviously. It's purpose built for even Rank 1 Waterboy to solve.
>>725728224>Phenomaman was shit tier for being always depressedUnironic skill issue.
>>725724213What was the deal with the cat suit guy?
>>725728072>Earn your spot back on the Z-team>In Coupe fight, it cuts to Sonar eating a guy, then to Coupe saying no>In Sonar fight, it cuts to Coupe slicing a guy's throat, then to Sonar saying noWhat the fuck, the guy you cut turns out to be the moralfaggot? I mean what else could they mean by this
Shroud is just like meI hate dogs
>>725728270I sent Waterboy to put out fires because I thought he would auto succeed them...
>>725727220My Waterboy turned out to be really useful. He gets a power that gives him +3 to the mission's most needed stat, making him super flexible.
>>725728198I gave it to waterboy since I picked Pman and Waterboy isn't working with the best stats as a last minute pickup. I should've given it to Flambae for a free bonus, in hindsight.
>>725728198I had 2 bugged characters, so i had nobody to send.
>>725728085this will probably go over a lot of peoples heads, especially the swishers but lel
>>725728229He died from a scripted event. The part right before Robert gives his big speech.I didn't even need to use my revive because there wasn't enough jobs to do even with invisigal cut.
>partner with Critical Role>multiple VAs probably working for cheap, some with big roles in your game, Mercer as Shroud, Bailey as Invisigal, Willingham as Phemonaman, O'Brien as Lightningstruck. Taliesin Jaffe, Ashley Johnson, Sam Riegel and Marisha Ray with additional voices>Dispatch second season>Dispatch tabletop gaming>Dispatch Animated series>AdHoc Critical Role game
>>725728243>powerlevelsGo be a pajeet somewhere else.
>>725727701that's why I can't get behind people calling that outcome the "bad end"for a visihater like me it was the perfect outcome to be quite honest
>>725726638Yeah I like black girls too so yea
>GET OVER HERE!
>>725728424>A couple voice actors will completely mog the gaming and animation industry.How do you actually feel about this?
>>725726998Mandy best girl Bb more like breast bimbo!>Chase teleports behind shroudNothing personal nigger!
>Robert/visi>Punchup/Coupe>Waterboy/Prism3 WMBF relationship in 1 game. Excellent
>>725728198I sent Invisigal due to her reduced travel/call completion time
>>725728198Waterboy forced his way into that mission.
>>7257285101/10 bait, got me to reply
>>725728452Spirit Bomb looks pretty cool too, you should try it on another save.
>>725726716She's a criminal in LA, and seems like the type to go for it whenever she's feeling horny, so she's had her share.
I feel bad for BB-chads that are forced to be associated with BB-fags.
>>725727112My only nitpick is I'd love a new game plus and more levels/jobsOther then that I don't have anything negative to say about this game it's basically perfect and I haven't said that in a long ass timeLast Vidya I enjoyed this much was roadcraft wreckfest 2 beamng and death stranding and Detroit become humanSad what happened to quantic dreams swars games I can't believe it's been 7 years fuck
>>725728574All bark and no bite
I hate the missions that have auto fail if you have too high a statLike fuck off
>>725728487This is barely a game so it's not mogging shit in this department and I don't care about western animation industry, so I'm indifferent to the fact Dispatch is better than it
>>725726716Several. Mandy as the local late 30s//early 40s heroine due to her necklace has probably had many more.
>>725728574>seems like the type to go for it whenever she's feeling horny,The game demonstrates otherwise. She had plenty of opportunities to fuck Robert and didn't.
>>725724656you have to coddle her at every single choice.
>>725728652here is your reply
>sexual donut banter>salutes you through a camera when "completing" a mission>wholesome movie date>loose cannon criminal tomboy>gets angry and confused about her feelings for Robert>that voice>hnghgh
>>725728629It's designed to make it so you can't just always have a 100% success rate. There's nothing wrong with it only that it only exists for combat and 1 time charisma a stat you don't want to be high in despite still wanting SOME of that stat to have a chance of success.
Courtney is actually a virgin. Mandy has been ran through by PM and multiple others
>>725728734I will treasure it.
>>725728629Yeah that mechanic is complete ass. Instead of an autofail it could be a modifier like guaranteed injury or extended resting time.
>>725728342I'm convinced someone in the writer's room for this game was a closet /v/tard. Some of the jokes are like less autistic 4chan humor.
>>725728629Waterboy + one usually carried me through those.
>>725725881>Chase bringing you fucking Malt if you ask him for a beerAnd he fucking stole it on top of that
>>725728781PM actually says his genitals were incompatible with BBs, which either means too big or too small. Take your pick. Either way they attempted it.
>>725728781I doubt any of the characters are virgins (well, maybe Golem) but Visi... I'd put her at a higher likelihood compared to any other member of the Z-team.
>>725726336if you don't romance her, you need to coddle her all the way in game.
>in last dispatch there's room for a 10th heroIm guessing its for not cutting visi?
>Shroud : That's why I planted her here Robert... To fuck over all of my plans>Shroud : Yes... She's with us.>Robert : You're kinda retarded>Shroud : WHAT THE FUCK Robert
>>725728857>And he fucking stole it on top of thatWell, he was too young to buy it legally.It does make his "I never stole nothing you racist motherfucker" funnier in hindsight.
>>725728781Id honestly pick both of them as virginsI have a keen eye irl I'm one myself and yes I have wizard powers and going to deflower a fellow low milage ussbbw brunettes
>>725728781It's very unlikely that she's a virgin considering how comfortable she is with nudity and how sexually aggressive she is.Mandy does superficially seem like the popular bimbo type but if you play her route and read her comic you learn that she's actually really old fashioned. She likes classy dates and cuddling. Also if you recruit Pheonaman you learn that they were never able to have sex. Mandy might actually be a virgin.
>>725728961>ussbbwusa bbw?
>>725728636Games haven't been games since f.e.a.r. ai mogged all other ais so hard devs literally stopped trying 20 years agoPhysics haven't really advanced since digital molecular matter euphoria rigs of rods and beamng and insane almost 20-30 years now hell even literally ancient games from the 90s like trespasser where more technically impressive than ue5 rt ai vr slop
>>725728301I like how Beef looked like he was having the time of his life throughout all of this.
>>7257290715ft6+ 200kg+ titmommysShe's still lactation stationed
>>725727560>>1 million copies soldit's way more than 1 million now. probably 2.5 million copies sold. 3 by end of year.
>>725729327Kino shot
doesn't the entire Red Ring know who mecha man is now though given that they were there when torturing Robert
>>725729434Does a secret identity matter when you live your super hero life 100% of the time?
>>725729434Dude... they always knew because Shroud knew.
>>725727692Bet these bitches tried to punch the thug with their good arm too
>>725729554there's a chance shroud didn't tell them all at the same time to avoid potential kill stealing probably just told Toxic to taunt Robert
>>725728629I would've been fine with that mechanic if there had been ANY indication that it was going to be a thing before it was too late to do anything about it. I got completely screwed by all the combat caps, it made it so I couldn't ever send more than one person on those missions.
>>725729591I can't believe retards actually picked their right arm. The thug literally says "I always know which hand you're gonna throw" because only an insane or spiteful person would willingly throw a bum arm.
I think they cut out stuff involving Shroud and Blonde BlazerShroud gave off really weird vibes when he talks to herAlso caressing her face in the final fight
>>725728886I didn't get the romance though.
>>725729658Perhaps she was originally meant to be Ex-Brave Brigade, but when it became a game they aged her down to make her an optional love interest
>>725729869Which is funny because if she was old enough to be your mother, I bet you there'd be a lot more people wanting to fuck her.
>>725729658i think the plan was to always have your romance route betray you. invis being his double agent and mandy being his daughter.
>>725725517I bought it because Charlie is cool
>Dispatch ends>Shitposters arrive right on que.It would be funny if it wasn't so predictable. The only bots are the shameless ragebaiters.
>>725729658>Shroud gave off really weird vibes when he talks to herShroud may be a through and through villain but he was still part of a genuine hero team when he was younger. He still respects heroism even if most heroes may not fit his standards. But Blazer apparently gets the ShroudTM certified 'real hero' stamp.
>>725726492Absolutely, Long as hell and the curve balls and removal of the RTB and BB having skill that worked of position were fun, even though i picked Phenonaman i feel it also seems to lean more into making Waterboy the canon choice because that way he can grow stats (while Phenonaman doesn't) since you get everyone except your cut in the end. Starting with 3 and having them trickle in was fun too.I'd say the worst shift is probably the sabotage one.
>>725730282Yea, the early missions are glorified gambling at times, which I guess is the point, they're fuck ups.But once the team starts to come online, that' when the game comes alive.
all of ep7 and 8 could have been avoided if invisiretard just gave us the fuckin pulse. dumb cunt.
>>725724330Dispatch made me realize how much I missed these kind of games. Might actually check out the Life is Strange games past just the first game and other movie games. I think there was some movie game filmed in real life but I can't remember the name now.
