Show me your Steam Machine faceplates
>>725805268DUN DUNN
>>725804872how? is there a webpage that allows customization or is this photoshop?
>>725806097Black magic you fucking retard
>valve shit is so soulless you had to edit in Nintendo games to add soul to itLmao
>>725806097/v/ never ceases to amaze me.
>>725805925Ooo, I like this one
>>725806097I just used autodesk sketchbook on my phone
the eink one is by far the coolest
>>725806097Just ask Grok or chatgpt to do it for you retardbro
>>725807101how nostalgic. makes me think of frappes.
>>725807247who?
>>725804872It'd be kino to get a bunch of Memory Card save file icons, either from PS2 or GCN.
>>725804872Will flop hard like every other steam gaming device.
>>725807534>steam is so soulless, its users have to think of consoles as a way to improve itLmao
>>725804872
>>725807185They had transparent plastic versions of all this shit too and won't be selling them, just like the e-ink display.
>>725807767Ironically I'm not a Steam user>see a thread that isn't dogshit>post somethingSimple as
>>725804872>>725805925Nintendo ones will get C&D'd to oblivion
>>725808354>Custom stickers C&D'd to oblivionYeah, tell that to the chink market
>>725807185>will not be for saleWhat the fuck?These would be so fucking great for an AI cluster if they released a Strix Halo version. I guess I'll see if it would be viable to make an e-ink front panel for the Framework Desktop.
>>725807185The only one that matters
Imagine the possibilities.
I'd probably just put Pepe on it
>>725804872Looks like my Shuttle Micro ATX case from 2004, just with a front panel screen. Always liked those mini cases, especially since I just to attend LAN parties back then.
>>725807185Bad apple mockup coming through.
>>725807185they are absolute fools if they don’t end up selling those
>>725805925I saw someone do this better in a Steam Group chat
>>725808101Oh my lord is that really a advertisement for it?
template?
>>725807185They are releasing the cad files so there's going to be a fuck ton of alternate display mods for this shit.I definitely want some desktop buddy plate like picrel
>>725807101>>725808738I like these. I would use a picture of a TV screen from he 90s with static on it.
>>725812146Google the new steam cube, is that really so hard
>>725807816Even looks like it has a Game Boy Player
>>725812259>They are releasing the cad filesAh, so it really boils down to them not wanting to get into the business of making an affordable version for mass distribution when they don't know how much demand there will be for it. That makes sense.
>>725808354>>725805925 isn't Nintendo. Silly.
>>725812478Actually kino
So are these going to be sell or not? I wouldn't mind having the heavy one.
>>725808354It'll be 3d printed and sticker trash. Valve isn't going to sell these themselves other than maybe some Valve IP properties like a DOTA and CS sticker. Nintendo won't do shit.
>>725812083yes, they put trannies in the steam machine reveal
>>725813702Sold by third-parties most likely. If I were smart and had capital I'd set up a website like Decalgirl for making custom faceplates and getting them shipped to you.
How to spot a gamer who doesn't have sex>ugly console faceplates>non neutral tone controls/headsets>any sort of LED mouse/keyboard/tower lighting>curved screens
>>725812146
Wanting a custom gay faceplate is no better than buying 50 funko pops to stack in your living room
>>725813948Goddamn I wish I had the talent to make these, i'd do the very same and DESTROY your business.
>>725814021Personality not allowed in India saar?
>>725814184indians love this shit, sukdeek
>>725813875How to Eat Out a Non-Op Trans WomanVICEhttps://www.vice.com › article › how-to-eat-out-a-non-...Jul 6, 2018 — The moves associated with oral sex for trans women are similar to other kinds of cunnilingus—using one's tongue to lick or gently nibble the ...
>tranny customizations alreadymillennials have been a shitstain for humanity overall. kill all millennials.
>>725814021>>725814365
>>725814249Nice try but the steam machine last thread, an indian called me Indian and when I showed proof I was white and told him to do the same he left the thread.
>>725804872>and here we have anons console, he's quite the gamer
>>725813702valve said they are releasing the CAD files for it so yes anyone will be able to make these if you have the equipment. or just order it from a specialized company who manufacture your design for you.
>>725804872Should've provided a template OP, you cocksucking faggot
>>725814494because you faggots have taken the indian meme too far by shouting saar 50 times a day anytime anyone criticizes anything you like. I'd rather talk to a saar if they would actually engage in conversation
I hope it revives tf2.
how much will this thing cost?
>>725814640Kill yourself, literal 10IQ
>>725814641geez dude okay
An infinity mirror one would be cool.
>>725814641okay saar
>>725814658they said they were going to price it as an entry level PC since that's what it basically is, so it will likely be more expensive than consoles (who sell the hardware below market cost and then recoup costs through subscriptions / game sales). keep in mind that AI has caused global DRAM chip prices to double over the last two months. that alone is going to add like 10-15% to the final price.
>>725814641Nah indians took the meme too far by getting on OUR internet and treating it like the designated shitting street.
>>725804872Off-topic, but I really wanted to ask: Is it worth waiting for next gen graphics card to come out so I can get the 5000 series cheaper? I'm not hurting for cash, but my friend keeps telling me how they dip in price drastically after the fact.
>>725814963If you want to be top of the line and don't have a 40xx already you're fucked.50xx is a joke, and you'll be waiting until you can afford a 50xx by the time the 60xx turds plop out.
>>725807919They don't have to. Other companies will probably jump in and fill that gap.
>>725815053That's fine, honestly. I don't really play games that require those specs particularly, but I haven't upgraded my PC in a decade now. I'll just wait a year or two and see what happens since I was considering buying the steam machine.
>>725814963They don't drop "drastically" anymore. Not by a fucking long shot. If there's a particular game you really want to play and money isn't an issue then just go for it.
>>725814963Consumer graphics cards will no longer be made due to all the worlds memory being consumed by AI supercomputers.
>>725815139Compare yours to the gabecube and plan accordingly then.If it's better, turn your current box into an arcade cab.
>>725815616This is the one I need
>>725804872I already have a decent PC, I'm not going to waste money on this.
>>725819152Nobody cares, fag.
>>725819152Who asked though?
>>725804872Why would anyone buy this if you have a pc? And why does this question enrage steam tendies?
>>725820028amazing
>>725814505kek
>No minecraft shitcubeGaming is healing
manchild thread
>>725807957"graphics by AMD"AMD MY ASS!
>>725819152You're not gonna put that by your tv
>>725804872I want to try and 3D print a Demon Wall from Final Fantasy and have it as faceplate
>>725820420Shouldn't you be in the famitsu threads tendie? You loved when nintendo did this very gimmick with gb micro and new 3DS btw
>>725807185why did e-ink did not take off for anything other than ebook reader?there was this phone that had an e-ink backside which let you put whatever you want there because you don't have to power it
>>725821140Thanks doc
>>725821435patents
>>725821435Laggy refresh. Doesn't matter much for books but does for video and games.
GTFO
im just gonna stick my Korone stickers from her merch on it
>>725821140thanks doc
>>725822249nobody said you should game on this. But this would be perfect for low power status displays (digital clocks, thermostat, home appliance). Instead Everything still uses lcd screens or status led
>>725820490NiceHR giger art would look cool too
https://files.catbox.moe/wfnzlt.jpg
>>725821435there are eink phones. even color eink phones. TCL makes one. refresh rate sucks so you wont want one for video.
>>725814802Finally. Someone had to do it.
>>725822931There's actually a fun theory about this. Video games, movies and other media that keeps people occupied and unable to live in society is just Satan or some other divine being taking your soul.Steam cube in Cenobyte tricking people. The pain of no social life, bad posture, bad eye sight, etc.
>>725807101If there is a version of the console that comes in all white I would probably do this
>>725823214that sounds retarded
>>725813965> Plays videogames
>>725823214First of all : medsSecond of all : everything in moderation = key
>>725805268Can't be assed to edit it properly
>>725819760yeah I want the orange one real bad, my fav colour and that's a peak shade>>725820028i | iiii| i-Let's be real, if this replaces my desktop PC, it's gonna be a Dotabox. it's what I've named my PCs for ages now
I want a vortigaunt-themed one but I'm not sure how that would even look.
>>725808101Ew.
>>725822931>you boughted it
>>725807185>eink for graphsyeah that's not happening. even if the refresh rate exists, it's not worth it.
It's hilarious how PCfags shat on consoles and the Switch for years and then when the Steam Deck and Steam Machine dropped they praised Valve as geniuses
>>725826649It's not a console
>>725826649i dont even care i just want to see xbox die and have some competition for the nips, im pc forever
>>725826649i kinda agree but at this poin, getting a new console will require me to pay a sub for online gaming and store (and maybe access to my game library) + game and I only hope this thing is cheaper because I'm kinda done with gaming pc... i just want something with easy access to game when I get back from work while being a waste of oxygen on my couch...
>>725826850
If the price was good they would have announced it.
>>725826956If the price isn't good this is a paperweight. Potential doorstopper.
>>725804872:3
>>725825069They got a steam cube...which is just a console. They'll have to buy a new one eventually.Meds don't seem to help.No moderation...they bought or want a steam cube.It's the same fucks that thought steam deck was amazing.
>>725811606It's an engineer personal project, not the company's product. The engineer Nexus Gamer was interviewing actually shows their passion project so those aren't for sale
>>725814282It's like eating expired roast beef that smells like rotting flesh
>>725826724It is 100 percent a console. You going to open it up and alter any of the hardware? Then again normal fags buy a pc and don't upgrade them either, so I guess it's a console for PC users.
>>725827116Also called a PC
>>725827053>We want the Sony audience
>>725827116its both. theres a console easy to use mode and a pc mode where u can do anything including but not restricted to : joining a sect, destroying your own body, being scammed of all your money, becoming transexual, becoming gay, use photoshop, run an ai model to do illegal things, sell slaves on the darknet, buy drugs, make up a fake religion, fight a war, mod skyrim, etcalso no sub for online
PC = Personal Console
>>725827210>das spielkube includes an AI model that blurs minorities and replaces jewish propaganda with racial slurs
Anyone made edits of the muzzie cube with a gabecube yet?
Because it's dead, just like my memes.
>>725827495see >>725814802
>>725812259I remember having like 5 of these. For some reason one of them "corrupted" because magnetism, not really sure. I thought it was the battery at the start, but the fact that a second one went to shit just when I connected it to the corrupted one was too much of a coincidence. Too expensive for what it was, I bet someone could recreate them with 10 bucks and a couple weeks.
>>725825713YOU BOUGHT THE BOXWE CAMENOW YOU MUST PLAY WITH USTASTE OUR DRMS
>>725822848Pretty sure devices for most of those do exist.The colourful and fancy clock is perhaps just more appealing than the grey e-ink one to many people.
799 is probably the upper limit for this to sell well. I'm hopeful for 699. I don't think it will be cheaper than the OLED Deck.
Can you upgrade it? I didn't like the steam deck because of that
>>725821140shoudn't one be on top of the other ?
>>725808101So obsessed
>>725829189No. It should be on top of the blue and white ones.
>>725828810They learned with the Deck to have a loss leading cheap entry level model and a premium one.
I would pay top dollar for a console with a display like this.
>>725823214Unexpected trvth nuke
>>725804872I would get banned
>>725827210Came to look for this
>>725827210>>725830583also change the "steam" to gas
>>725828709>digital big bens>colourful and fancy>>725829570this is just a curved screen. The 3d effect only looks good from a good angle
>>725807185I don’t get it, do the magnets transfer power as well?
>>725828810They can't sell this for more than $600, that's the absolute ceiling. At 800 it would flop hard. These are budget parts.
>>725805268
>>725812478nice
>>725812367Get off your high horse, you couldn't even poast template despite knowning where to find it.
steam shills are cancer of www
>>725818897What is this sorcery?
>>725823121soi
>>725814640Here's your template, retard. It was the first image result on google, and took 5 seconds to get.
>>725831910soi o que?
mmm yes.. my own personal coombox.. i shall call it, coombox69.
>>725827053Cute
>>725807185hopefully some third party company will make these
>>725814640This, wtf
>>725808101kek>>725827210the paradox interactive fan special
I wonder if anyone will get this one.
>>725834314>>725814640Here you go >>725813979
>>725826309Huh? Where's the Steam Machine?
>>725808898Make it based off of Steam’s sale girl specifically
>>725812259The fact no-one has made a digital version/obs widget version makes me sad.
>>725827036MY GOD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>>725834778yeah
>valve does nothing>wins>valve does something>wins
I clearly won this contest, you people are all plebeians, I have the patrician taste.
>>725830467LOL
>>725838062
>>725838062My grandmother already died in '92.
>>725830543catbox it
'member?
>>725839501grandma cube
>>725839501Too soon
>>725838187>Obsessed?Obsessed.
>>725821435Every single supermarket here have their prices in e-ink displays
>>725822454Honestly a missed opportunity to bring back orange box by valve. I’m sure they parsed the idea idk why they didn’t go with it though
>>725812083no, you're just an incredibly gullible /pol/fag
DAAAAAAMN
>>725841050>his market does dynamic pricingOof. Ready to pay more for groceries because you're a chud online, or have a skintone lighter than mocha latte? That's the future
>>725807816Use a black gamecube and its perfect.
>>725841504>Gaba Yaga
>>725841662kek nice one
>>725812478unironically cool
>>725819760absolute ludo
>>725813875trannies live rent free in your head man
>>725826649What's funnier is you tendies are willing to defend snoy larping as idorts in every pc thread lmao
>>725826919
>>725826850>>725826919Needs video game correction.
>nobody has yet risked the forbidden imageCowards, the lot of you.
>>725842762>>725830467 ?
>>725827053>female sign hooked with a female/male signLike pottery
>>725813875I will never stop laughing at how the roles have reversed and the "anti-woke" crowd are now the triggered. Cyber bullying isn't real my nigga, go outside
>>725842854That isn't the forbidden image.
>>725843115do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
>>725839501What are these things called? I want one for my home server.
>>725843357Knowers know. It is bannable to post it. Y'know, I could go for a subway about now.
Deutsch (German) - KlöppeldeckeEnglish (English) - bobbin lace cloth, bobbin lace cover, bobbin lace doilyFrançais (French) - napperon en dentelle aux fuseaux, couverture en dentelle aux fuseauxEspañol (Spanish) - mantel de encaje de bolillos, cubierta de encaje de bolillosItaliano (Italian) - coperta di merletto a tombolo, tovaglia di merletto a tomboloNederlands (Dutch) - kloskant deken, deken van kloskantSvenska (Swedish) - knypplingsduk, spetsduk med knypplingsarbeteDansk (Danish) - kniplingedug, orlagt kniplingsdugNorsk (Norwegian) - knipplingsduk, duk i kniplingsarbeidPolski (Polish) - serweta z koronki klockowej, obrus z koronki klockowejČesky (Czech) - ubrus z paličkované krajkyPyccкий (Russian) - cкaтepть из кoклюшeчнoгo кpyжeвa日本語 (Japanese) - ボビンレースのクロス中文 (Chinese) - 梭织花边桌布 / 梭编花边罩布
>>725812259For a time, these were my favorite for sure.
>>725843723Thank you, /int/chad.
>>725843723meant for>>725843359
>>725819760
>>725813875It's concerning but Gabe didn't let these weirdos anywhere near the actual people who got to see the actual hardware thankfully. Gabe has a pretty good track record so far for not letting me down. I suspect he allows freaks like this into public eye of steam to make it harder for other companies/news agencies ect to attack them not for any actual agenda pushing. Maybe i'm just coping though.
>>725844253
>>725845854they've been under a lot of fire with getting sued and stuffI can see why they'd need to go under the radar of dei people for their big launch
>>725813979
>>725846397
>>725847560>Not putting the Dialog box at the bottom
>>725804872>faceplates thread>look inside>paintjobs of the whole consoleI really would like to know how that one with e-ink worked tho, and what other mods of that type could be done. Fuck it, might as well somehow add a screen and run Doom demos on it.
>>725847716good idea but I already closed gimp and didnt save the project
>>725847930The entire box can be replaced and valve will release the CAD files, though obviously it requires a lot more work than just removing the front panel. You can also program the LED to be doom if you so wish.
>no companion cube>no horadric cube... I'm ... old?how did that happen?
batatvideogames
>>725826850I want a cubegaki too!!specially if it berates me for playing poorly
>>725830794That was a dev build with a ribbon cable for connecting the display
>>725848304she's a real c*nt
>>725847560
>>725848825is it oldfag time?
where is the goatse one?
>>725814505
>>725807185I hope someone whips up a third party one with a colored e-ink display too.I'd just use it to show different artwork i.e. of the game I played last on it.
>>725842392You are supposed to use that expression when someone brings something unrelated up out of nowhere. In this case Valve literally did that and anon is saying they did that, so why exactly are you seething so much?
>>725849268e-ink displays, especially colored ones, don't have great resolution though. If you play retro games it could work well.
>>725838062>>725838623
>>725850013forget about resolution, dont those displays take like 5 seconds to refresh?
>>725850138A couple of seconds, but for displaying static artwork that doesn't matter.
>>725827053>42% failure rate
>>725850213>displaying static artworkwell that other anon was talking about playing retro games
>yo nigga, get me out of this wacky ass console
>>7258490005 star post
a bmo faceplate would go hard ngl
>>725827210the fuck are those tanks supposed to be?
This reminds me of the xbox 360
>>725807185Id definitely buy a color e ink one that shows what game is currently idle.
>>725838187$10 says you jerk it to trannies in your free time
>>725808101Is trannoidization in the specs?
>>725808101>>725829357
>>725827210Das Gaskube
Somebody make a chicken jockey one
>>725850341That 'other anon' was me. What I meant was that displaying artwork of retro games would be fine because you wouldn't need as fine a resolution for that.
>>725848943>they mystery of the video games
>>725814802inshallah
>>725852127Ooof So its a low end PC?
>>725852127So it runs with 60fps? Where's the problem?
>>725841416They'll almost certainly be selling limited edition Steam Machines; the Orange Box, Companion Cube etc would be very popular even among people who already have top tier rigs.
>>725852240That its brand new and it will be obsolete soon.
How did one little cube manage to mindbreak so many number posters in such a massive way?
10 million hours in mspaint
>>725804872>pic related, son beating his first game everThe one with the wood accent, to stick under my TV.
>>725814802came to post this
>>725852127It can't run it in the first place due to kernel level anticheat which makes it Windows only.
>>725815616>Gemini Generated
>>725804872Meme's aside who's actually getting a GabeCube here? Personally I'm plenty sanctified with muh Deck but I can see the appeal of this to someone who's still running an ancient DDR3 motherboard but is to poor to upgrade, I'm pretty certain Valve will sell this at a loss since they'll just recoup the costs during their next big games sale.>>725809263>Monster energy drinkCringehttps://youtu.be/jeSUXNDy2DM
>>725826850Fuckinf orange
>>725811423i can't be fucked to draw it fully (not that i can draw anyway) but my retarded mind immediately saw reimu fucking a strange little man doggystyle
>>725808101Aw I love suicide squad!!!
>>725849709That you retards are as tiring about "muh representation" as the trannies
>>725814641>Hindu Dindu hands typed this post>>725852521>10 million hours in mspaintUse Gimp instead, it's like Photoshop but without kosher DRM.
>>725852821>Removing the snagletoothFor shame
I don't know how viable this would be given the thickness of the front frame, but i think it could be cool
>>725804872I'll put an infinity mirror on it.
I'll try my hand at pic related later on.
no one done taimanin cube yet?
>>725852916>someone who's still running an ancient DDR3 motherboard but is to poor to upgradeThat me.I was preparing to use 800€ on a new build (sans GPU and case). Or, I get the GabeCube, sell my GPU and buy an older/less powerful one and keep this PC as a media center as it only needs to run a browser and video + some flavor of Linux. I wouldn't need to get any peripherals, including display, to accomplish this setup.Either I pull the trigger in next 1-3 months or wait. I don't know, truly.
>>725853151Uh-huh…
>>725853595holy kek
>>725806280It's summ->It's notOh dear
>>725853728Here's the (You) pal
>>725843596oh. that image
>>725852127>worse than a 200 dollar budget intel arc b580it's over.
>>725853595>>725853812heh
>>725853384>>725853562Infinity mirror brain
>>725839501feels incomplete without flower pot, preferably cactus
>>725828892The SSD is easily accessable, and the RAM is replaceable but it's not as easy to get too.
>>725819152>I already have a decent PCGood for you anon, not everyone here can say the same. Personally I'm just glad we have more alternatives to Windows PC's than we did a decade ago and to anyone who does wanna run Wingblows11 on the GabeCube well they can because they aren't locked down walled garden an future e-waste devices unlike the slop Google, Apple, and Nintendo likes to produce despite liking to grift about how they heckin care about the environment or whatever.>https://odysee.com/@rossmanngroup:a/this-thermostat's-about-to-leave-the:cAlso the idea of an almost Intel Nuc form factor but twice as powerful is gonna appeal to a lot of people with limited desk space either because they're slobs or perfectly tidy individuals who have serious space limits as a result of living in a micro apartment, ze pod, or because they're nomads who live in their van.
>>725855163>They will own nothing and be happy refers to refugees. Not white people who are already rich and stand to inherit millions when their parents die. You are white, arnt you?
>>725853595>no one done taimanin cube yet?>>725823057
>>725814879NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>725812478works better on the SeX
>>725855456Wonderful.
>>725808598hell yeah bro fuckin sick
>>725852303^ This, >>725841416I think they've already done a limited run of white Steam Decks too. Though I suspect aside from the odd special edition GabeCube they'll mostly take a letting the third party market do the heavy lifting and we'll likely get CAD files released for this too on day one.Imagine if Nintendies released CAD files of their line of Switches.... LOL never gonna happen though. Dunno why companies treat measuring shit like it's some super duper important trade secret. That alone is enough to wanna support Valve.
>>725819760Cared enough to reply, sperg.
>>725805268kek
>>725807185Why the fuck would they not sell it? This clearly looks like it was designed with the look of the E-ink display in mind.
>>725856323
>>725808593>Yeah, tell that to the chink marketNintendies can't do shit about what goes down in the Commie Chink Mainland (unironic China W?)... They can however harass huwhite pipple in Western countries for printing vinly stickers of Bowser and sue them to the point of having to relocate to Gary Indiana where you can buy a house for the price of a VCR still since trannies have yet to Gentrify that city (for now) because Nintendies hate free advertising for some reason and have an utter lack of the concept of transformative content don't mention the existence of sites like Gelbooru or r34 to a Nintendie, they'll rage a holy war on those domains in honor of their corporate overlords.
>>725856796
>>725807185>fremontits happening
>>725856904
>>725856979I SUMMON THE FORBIDDEN ONE
>>725852303Dbrand is making a companion cube one at least
>>725827210>the most lied about console in history
>>725857073
>>725827053>>725827210time to hop on tf2
>>725808738kek
>>725808704>These would be so fucking great for an AI cluster if they released a Strix Halo version.Strix Halo is unobtanium. You can't really get one, and even if you do, it costs ridiculous prices or from some chinese vendor who can only show 3d renders of their mini pc. I'm hoping that Medusa Halo will be more ubiquitous.Also the Steam Box only has a single 1GbE port, server clusters use insane networking like 400G or so (nvidia has its own NICs because of that).
>>725804872Imagine a compressed version of picrel on the faceplate kek
>>725827210INTERNET HATE MACHINE
>>725821435I had a light phone 2, which used an e-ink display. It was genuinely the worst part of the phone. The refresh rate is abysmal and using the phone feels laggy and unresponsive. Their next phone ditched the e-ink for a monochrome LCD which was much more usable without losing much energy efficiency.
>>725857192
>>725857698kek
>>725827053based valve marketing to their core indian audience
>>725850680It's AI so it's obviously a mishmash of several types, looks like something between panzer 3 or 4.
>>725854115>seething troon
This is the most OC I saw here in yeads
>>725858905 (You)
Can someone put in george floyd?
>>725821140Danke herr doktor
>>725807185Finally I can read lit on my gaming PC.
>>725821435It's really mostly only good for e-readers or possibly any kind of static display like signs. There was a company that was making E-Ink smart watches for a while which was neat but it turns out people don't mind just charging their watch every day.
>>725860718wypipo don season dey game box
>>725853728>posting the edited one
>>725862129nice try, check this one though
>>725813875
>>725862690You're just as pathetic as ever, YugiBehold!
>>725827210>>725808101Why are u guys like this?
>>725831853>Anon doesn't know what a png is
>>725818897OH EXPLOITABLE
>>725821140Hey, thanks doc!
>>725821140THANK YOU DOCTOR
>>725826850>>725826919>>725842638Now we're talking.
>>725830467OH NO
>>725849709Yet there were entire threads dedicated to that 1 second scene and everyone outside of /v/ doesn't care or even remember that scene.It's an unhinged fascination to background actors in a single scene for a tech product showcase.
>>725826850is that really orenji's
>>725864664Yeahhttps://baraag.net/@orenjipiiru/115543360855526904
He did an image for the controller.
>>725843359They're doilies.Large ones for the back of sofas and the like are called antimacassars.I love them despite them being meant for old people, they're just infinitely useful.
>>725852127Good.Force devs to optimize their shit.
>>725858672kek
>>725812259>Wanted these as a kid>Never got them
>>725853846filename got me
>>725827570YO DAWG!
>no reddit frog or soijak edit yetSurprised ngl
reddit thread
>>725867154all those buildings just to praise to a cunt-shaped meteorite.
>>725867579Wait, shit, is THAT why there's all this idea of Saturn and shit, it's believed there's a bit of space rock in there?
>>725852232All of those cards in that pic are top-high end. Its a mid range at worst.
>>725869008Fuck yeah i want to go back to wood tvs and consoles
>>725804872someone add the tranny couple form the video
>>725847560>>725852852
>>725852521>mspaintunfathomably based
>>725813875>yes, they put trannies in the steam machine reveal#NotAllGamers
>>725832725Fuck
>>725867712there is a space rock in there, no need for belief. they built a cube around it.
>>725867712>Wait, shit, is THAT why there's all this idea of Saturn and shit, it's believed there's a bit of space rock in there?Something like that yeah... Dunno why the 9/11 monument is a Goatsied version of a black cube but whatever.
>>725811423the thumbnail made it look like some girl pegging an anon
>>725870271fucking newfag
>>725827210Yo how much do I have to pay to make this a reality?
Real ones know
>>725819760classy, I like it
this is the most obvious one, why hasn't anyone done it?
>>725812478based
>>725815616based
>>725830467KEK
>>725811423Reddit post.
ill just get a tiny molyneaux standee
>>725812478Neat
>>725864517the unhinged fascination with trannies comes from people who want to shove them into everyone's faces when any normal human reacts to trannies with severe disgust and the desire to either kill them or leave the scene immediately. corpos still have a long way to go when it comes to realizing how much it hurts your brand if you promote your product with extremely mentally ill people who threaten to kill themselves if your government doesn't pay for penis/tits removal or frankenpenis surgery, and if your government pays for it, they kill themselves even harder.trannies are an extreme cancer and blight upon society, and the earlier brainwashed people realize this, the earlier we can back to forcing those mentally ill people out of public and get them the help they need in an insane asylum.
>>725838062Cunt
>>725812478why is he so angry bros?
>>725868316i'd buy it
>>725872596He didn't reply to >>725838062 on time
>>725849950coбaчий кaйф
>>725806258>tendie seethes againmore news at 11
>>725838062faggot
>>725814641good morning sir please do the needful
>>725878584underrated
>>725877552Juicy.
>>725877552dont post more
>>725853568AVE NEX ALEA
>>725838062Bamboozled again.
>>725808101lulz
>>725808898Creative!
>>725813875The worst part is they only appear for 1 second but some faggot at Valve made sure that xey *MUST* be included anyway.
>>725866679Sweet
>>725807185>not for salethird party GODS will come to the rescue
>>725869447Imagine the combined smell
>>725872596No body. No dick.
>>725862628Yours is the edit, lying faggot. And a very poor one at that. Whoever did it couldn't even bother cleaning up the bottom left panel.
>>725811606some autist will make these within 6 months, its a pretty trivial project desu, youll probably be able to 3d print it and use an arduino with aliexpress components very quickly
i will probably never buy one of these due to the price and already having a desktop but if i had one i would find a way to make a Connection Machine style faceplate
>>725869874real. I like my thicc femboys
>>725807185this was definitely the best looking one
>>725870496it all makes sense now...
>>725819760yupyup
>>725821435it's cool as hell, but no real use case.Sure i could program a wall to show me every stat in my house, thing is, i don't care
>>725820438It's "ATI my ass!" you philistine.
>>725804872One you people see the price of this thing all this buzz and hype will die in a heartbeat.There's a VERY good reason why they haven't revealed the price. hint: it's the same reason nintendo didn't talk about price when unveiling the witch 2.
Guys my Steam Machine keeps falling off my desk.
>>725884762You can thank trump for that. Motherfucker really thinks that the tariffs are making anything cheaper
>>725827210made for gamers by gamers
>>725885101>trumpThe only thing bubba victim knows how to work is dick.
>>725819760I'll unironically buy this if it exists and is under $700
>>725852240At 1080p. You're gonna be playing this shit on a 4K TV.
>not a single 'ick on 'ubeI am disappoint
>>725868316
>>725886617huh
>>725814641>Indian memeIt's their life without exaggeration and has been their tradition. Not even the Bri'ish could have civilized them
>>725814641Your shitskin people took it too far by deciding that being subhuman niggers that scam our elderly is the best thing they can do with their time.
>>725887061HEAD LIKE A FUCKING GAMECUBE.
>>725853846They don't understand....
>>725862628>isn't anyone here a real plant?
>>725838062Fell for it again reward.
>>725804872I use windows
>>725866123kek same. They were slightly too expensive to convince my parents to get them.
>>725865010Neat.He?
>>725821140GRACIAS DOCTOR
>>725871767Are you a compulsive liar?
>>725855289>inheritboy, do I have a ladder to sell you
I don't get this thread. All the random 2D images slapped on the front look like absolute shit. Obviously only a full case mod will look decent.
>>725886984huh huh huh huh
>>725850408Sex Machine
>>725804872>this box can only play Steam gamesAre you stupid? This is not freedom! Do you care about independence?
>>725883193What the fuck is happening with this image
>>725888671>OnlyYou can install whatever you want on it nigga, it's a PC.
>>725804872>>725805925>>725807101>>725814128I really hope when this comes out like in a month or so third party sites pop up where you can buy like a custome plate for your steam machine I'd buy all 4 of these to put on mine every month or so.
>>725884454
>>725807185>reading a book while gaymingComfy
>>725888592Now THIS is a faceplate I can get behind
sorry i made cube
The Cotton box!
>>725805925Nitro please
Gabecube?More like GAYcube!This would sell out in moments if the link was posted on /v/.
ITT: Why are we giving DBrand sticker skin ideas?
>>725852127>it's worse than the 3060ti I have sitting in a boxThat's kinda crazy
finna
>>725890395goons be gone
>>725804872I still don't understand the point of the Steam Machine. It's a console that can run PC games, but you know what else can run PC games? A PC.
>>725804872wouldn't it get better cooling if you used it without the face plate?
>>725878584>GabeCube>Powerful2/10
>>725850645>bmo
>>725890538More dust to clean
>>725891261oh that's clever
>>725890512Steam Machine is a PC.
>>725891358half of these easy designs are simply buying a printable vinyl sticker online to the right dimensions
>>725890512>It's a console that can run PC gamesA console is a computer for playing games.>but you know what else can run PC games? A PC.The steam machine is a computer for playing PC games.
>>725891557yeah I just though it was clever that a border was added so it looks more like BMO's face
>>725838062Fuck you
Honestly for me, day 1 buy, my PC is currently getting old and I still have a 2070 super, I cannot justify buying a 5 series card it's too expensive, I may as well get a steam machine and a gaming laptop or something.
>>725890538You'd get even better cooling if you remove the face plate AND mount another fan at the front.
>>725890512It's a small pre-built with SteamOS.It's for normies that are PC-curious.Imagine if some 10% of the consoletards get a taste of the deep Steam discounts and infinite retrocompatibility. Like a gateway drug.
>>725891742you could get a geekom nuc and an e-gpu, would cost about the same
>>725807185Have they said how this worked? I was under the impression the front panels were just magnetically attached and nothing else to actually connect it up to the box itself.
>>725891946What upsets me is consolecucks getting into PC gaming and ruining the market even more with normie-tier retardation.Imagine FIFA-tier niggers getting upset over cool edgy shit.
>>725892063>e-gpuPlease don't do this
>>725892393we'll cross that bridge when we get there, generally speaking more money being pooled into PC is better for everyone except brand fanatics
>>725892393you really think FIFA fags have the wherewithal to understand something like Gary's Mod?
>people posting all this meme shitIf the front panels are held on well enough, I would just make a controller dock for it where the front panel also sits over the top a bit, and then connects via USB to the USB2 port in the back for charging.>>725891742I can't see the Steam Machine's GPU being more powerful than a 2070 Super (and you're giving up DLSS while you're at it). Unless you're simply wanting to change to a small form factor PC.
>>725883193Anon what the fuck, why does the full size image look like is ominously zooming in? And what the fuck is it?
>>725892887The metal slime ran away on you, clearly.Also I'm surprised that PNG trick still works after all of the recompressing/exif scraping shit. Figure that'd include the alpha channel too
