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>Adding a Claptrap follower companion to Metroid
What the FUCK were they thinking?
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>>725840341
Ew wtf
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>>725840341
I truly have no idea why they would do this.
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>NPC is the nerd emoji personified
>He follows you for a single objective, where the point is that this dude sucks
>Somehow this is the game falling for Marvel humor

Bad faith or just retarded?
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>>725840341
>I started to get a sinking feeling. In one turn, Samus not only gained an unwanted companion, that companion also instantly started chiming in on what I should be doing, like Atreus to Kratos in God of War, or Aloy to… Aloy in Horizon. The next 20 minutes of my demo ranged from mildly annoying to downright infuriating, as Myles constantly bombarded me with either awkward attempts at quippy humor…

>“It’s about to get reeeeal nerdy in here!”

>Unwelcome hints that directly defy Metroid’s spirit of exploration and discovery:

>“Missiles are effective against a creature with a hard shell, you know."

>He would scold me for not stopping to save my game:

>“Samus, there's something interesting over there. Are you sure we don’t need to use that?”

>Comment on everything I scanned:

>“Can you read that? Does that say anything about this place? They really don’t want anyone in here. Must be a sacred space.”

>State the obvious:

>“I can see the door, Samus! Let's get out of here.”

>And he’d scream whenever an enemy popped out of the ground suddenly. I promise I’m not cherrypicking here – I was in complete disbelief at how Myles was constantly talking during gameplay, to the point where I dug around the settings menu to see if I could tone it down. The only option I found was to mute voice acting entirely, but I don’t see myself doing that when there are plenty of actual cutscenes I’d still like to see play out normally.
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at least it’s not another nigger
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>>725840514
I can only HOPE he's just a tutorial NPC, basically there to explain the game's systems. It sounds like the IGN guy only got to play for like 20mins or so, so if this guy only sticks around for 10mins, then whatever it's fine.

My bigger worry is more his worry that Miles will be one of 8 Federation NPCs and we'll go through a similar (although hopefully less tutorialised) routine with each zone.
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>>725840781
The gameplay shows that you get introduced to him when first arriving in Fury Greens, get a good chunk of time exploring without him, and then get told to escort him to a point. Except he has no AI: He just moves forward when you cross certain points. He's a setpiece.
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>>725840781

He is a tutorial NPC, but apparently there are other NPCs that show up in later areas.
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>>725840341
Refuse to believe this is in a metroid game
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>>725840781
Pretty sure his suspicion is correct. And more than likely, it won't be just one mission/short section each. They will probably be integral to various sections of the game and show up often.
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>>725840932
>>725840781
Mario, a game about running from left to right and little else had a companion. This is the face of Metroid. He'll deliver the killing blow to ridley in a climactic boss fight.
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>>725840641
>>He follows you for a single objective, where the point is that this dude sucks

You missed the part where once the escort objective ends he sets up a radio and starts beaming his inane comments directly to your visor from afar.
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>>725840341
>marvel quip sidekick in a series about exploring alien environments in isolation
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>>725840641
>>He follows you for a single objective,
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>>725840341
This is legitimately a shock to me. Nintendo's questionable elements usually come down to outdated gameplay or some weird gimmick. Why the fuck would they add this? This literally makes no sense.

Like adding Krystal to Star Fox was on its own considered contentious and that's a cute furry girl people like. I can't think of any rationale for this
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>>725841538
>Nintendo's questionable elements usually come down to outdated gameplay or some weird gimmick. Why the fuck would they add this?
This is on Retro. Seems pretty unlikely Nintendo came down from on high to request them to add a quippy NPC to follow Samus around.
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Seeing all the negative energy being channeled into the tutorial sidekick guy is proof to me the game is good, and the only potential flaw they could find was the tutorial sidekick guy so of course they'll blow it out of proportion because we still unfortunately are living in the era of negative dooming being what gets clicks.
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>>725840652
the humiliation ritual will continue until morals plummet
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It's really going to come down to how much of the game is this bullshit. If he's JUST a tutorial NPC it's fine.

But man, everyone knows the first 20mins of your game is the most important part. BG3 didn't even have a final act when it launched, because they knew all they needed to do to get 10/10's was make sure the start was as polished as possible (probably the same reason all the NPC romance values were set three times higher than they are now at release, rush through the sex and romance so all the journalists get to see it).
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>>725841813
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>>725841650
I think the issue is that people are concerned of a good game that will be affected by a HEY LISTEN character people don't like.
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KRATOS
PUSH THAT BOX
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>>725841886
>Thankfully, Samus barely engages with him. It would’ve been heartbreaking to hear one of my favourite video game characters break her stoic silence for this clown, so to have the maximum response she gives be a simple nod (even if said nod resulted in him hanging around even more) was a blessed relief.
I do kind'a hate this idea though.

Characters like Link and Samus have been mute player characters for so long now that it's become so utterly calcified it's become part of their character. It's stupid. Samus speaking is fine, Link speaking is fine. They don't need to be quippy and silly, but Samus standing around silently when someone's talking to her IS weird.
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>>725841646
Nintendo has a long track record of doing exactly that. Nearly every Zelda game of the last 30 years has had that. Miyamoto insisted upon it for nearly every game he worked on from the N64 era onward, and the company has kept the tradition even without his input because they agreed with whatever rationale he had for that.
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>>725840341
why's he so fucking ugly bro
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>>725840652
wow that sounds like the worst thing ever
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>>725842156
Neither of those things are true though, lol. That's not how Zelda games work especially. And Metroid Prime is pretty famous for having been largely hands off, the biggest contribution from Miyamoto was the idea to give Samus different visors, which was a great addition.
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>>725840652
kek no fucking way
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>open world
>annoying jibber jabber companion straight out of sony movieslop
beginning to think they need to axe this game for a second time
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>>725841886
>I want to kill one of its characters
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>>725840652
Another certified Tanabe classic.

God, please, PLEASE fire or demote him Nintendo. PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>725841450
OH NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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American millennials have to ruin every fucking franchise with their shit tier dialogue. Hopefully this is the last time they ever get to work on a Nintendo game.
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>talking flowers
>zelda phone
>quirping radio guy
sorry, but they're there to stay, you better enjoy the slop from here on out.
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Have people skipped every metroid game since Prime 2, and also skipped Fusion before that? Metroid is a handhold tutorial series now, it has been for most of its life.
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>>725840341
A nerd in a scifi setting is the most basic shit ever, hell, doom eternal had one, why people is so up of arms for this?
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>>725840652
>>“It’s about to get reeeeal nerdy in here!”
What the fuck
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>>725842558
you filthy nigger
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>>725840781
>My bigger worry is more his worry that Miles will be one of 8 Federation NPCs and we'll go through a similar (although hopefully less tutorialised) routine with each zone.
The Overview trailer confirms you meet multiple NPCs. It'll probably work like BotW's Champions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mBR0H1F5hs
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>>725840341
looks like chud
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>>725842012
I think Link and Samus being silent for character reasons is fine (BotW and Prime 2 handled it well), but they should talk if it makes sense (Dread).
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>>725842706
>The Asian has yellow accents
>The black guy has a black visor
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>>725842706
See I'm totally fine with buddies (plural). I just don't want this Myles fucker to be our guy in the chair for the whole game
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I was warming around to the empty desert since it actually looked like just a hub zone, but now they are actually bragging about the whacky companions to quip hints and break atmosphere the entire game.
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>>725842296
So you've never played a single Nintendo game before then. Got it.
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I find funny the contrast between metroid fans hating voice acting and pokemon fans DESPERATELY screaming for voice acting.
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>>725842526
People complained a lot about that shit in Prime 3 and Other M. Dread dialed it back a lot despite Adam still telling you what to do.
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>>725842801
The asian guy looks pretty effiminate.
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>>725842887
>despite Adam still telling you what to do.
Yeah, "Adam" telling you what to do.
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>>725840341
"You won't believe what happened!"
>captcha: HPKHRT
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>>725842882
It's more that they both want to meet on the middle at "very little voice acting, do it only if it needs to happen."
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>>725840652
This is utterly fucking baffling
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>MARVEL PRIME 4
AHAHAHAGWAGAGAGAGAGAGGAAGAGZEHAHAHAHAHAGWGAGAAGAGUEHEHAHAHAGURUARARAAEEZEHAHAHAH
>MARVEL PRIME 4
AHAHAHAGWAGAGAGAGAGAGGAAGAGZEHAHAHAHAHAGWGAGAAGAGUEHEHAHAHAGURUARARAAEEZEHAHAHAH
>MARVEL PRIME 4
AHAHAHAGWAGAGAGAGAGAGGAAGAGZEHAHAHAHAHAGWGAGAAGAGUEHEHAHAHAGURUARARAAEEZEHAHAHAH
>MARVEL PRIME 4
AHAHAHAGWAGAGAGAGAGAGGAAGAGZEHAHAHAHAHAGWGAGAAGAGUEHEHAHAHAGURUARARAAEEZEHAHAHAH
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>>725842706
the last one is a girl or just a fuckboy? I honestly can't tell.
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>>725842706
>Big angry black guy
>Has a black visor
What did they mean by this
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>>725842706
>>725842812
The other three don't look nearly as annoying as Myles
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>>725841450
Is that gate meant to look like a pussy?
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I wanna know what that weird voltage missile was
>still no different beams displayed
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>>725842969
Why would I spoil the game, jackass?
Have some restraint.
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>>725842882
Z-A has cutscenes with characters fully moving their mouths, using hand movements and stuff...while still being completely mute. That was enough for pokemon fans.
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>>725840341
his dialogues paired with the mindless "tracing symbols" gameplay completely ruined my faith in this game. i can't believe anyone thought this was the correct direction for Metroid. fuck you, Nintendo.
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>>725840652
>“It’s about to get reeeeal nerdy in here!”
Absolute kino lmfao
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>>725842882
I'm generally fine with games not having voice acting but holy shit the modern Pokemon games desperately do need voice acting, the cutscenes are fucking bizarre to watch with how their framed and have zero music half the time so it's literally just characters mouths moving in complete silence. Even the 3D Zelda games had the characters make individual noises to help you suspend your disbelief, pokemon doesn't even do that.
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TIL humor is bad and games must be super serious the whole time, having assist characters in the opening of a game is a taboo, and Marvel invented quips and no one ever did it before in any form of media.
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>>725843289
>THIS is Metroid to me
Tranny get the fuck out
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>>725842882
Why would metroid fans want dialogue, it's not a RPG.
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>>725840652
>"It’s about to get reeeeal nerdy in here!”
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>>725842882
There is in fact a middle ground for both series.
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Sigh.

Leave it to the incel army to shitpost a game that hasnt even came out yet.

"Metroid should just be stucked in the past forever" That's why every Metroid floppeded.
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>>725843289
I want you really look at this dialogue here and tell me is this actually what you want to hear in a Metroid game.>>725840652

Like actually read the words and tell me "when I play Metroid, I think of this"
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>>725842969
it was really obvious that dread ADAM was fake the moment he told you not to go through hot rooms without a varia suit. The real Adam got off on forcing Samus to do a hell run for no reason other than "she can't use the varia suit unless i authorize it".
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>federation base gets caught up in whatever the device did
>WTF!? WHY ARE FEDERATION SOLDIERS HERE!? WHY ARE THEY ALIVE?! WHY IS SAMUS HELPING THEM!?
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>>725840341
Has someone make a Chudjak edit already?
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>>725843740
try harder
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>>725840341
>defeat a boss
>*radio static* "Erm... so... that just happened"
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>>725843139
>still no different beams displayed
Muh camera control stick fags mean we'll never get beam switching again.
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>>725840341
You’ve played it, so all this doomposting is valid and based on your actual experience with the full game

Oh wait, you haven’t..? So this is all just speculative nonsense based on very limited preview builds and marketing?

See you when this wins GOTY, you falseflagging retard.
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>>725842012
I think the current status where it's acknowledged that Samus and Link can talk if they want to, but are just stoic most of the time is fine. ie. Samus having internal monologues in Fusion, and then having a handful of lines near the end of the game to argue with Adam once the cat's out of the bag on the Federation's guidance being bullshit; speaking in Chozo language to Quiet-Robe in Dread but going back to not having any need to reply to Adam's intel. Zelda's journal in BotW mentioning that she has had deep heartfelt conversations with Link in private, and the general series convention that Link is saying something to NPCs to prompt their dialogue. They could add some small of dialogue, but it's largely unnecessary when the player fills in the blanks fine and anything beyond having Link go "hai" when he head nods starts running risks of making his personality feel off.

>>725842882
Pokemon is an RPG with a ton of dialogue already, it just doesn't have voices saying it, and the "Pokemon games should have (some) voice acting" was largely setoff by when Sword/Shield started doing cinematic cutscenes with dynamic camera angles and the characters having movement and even lipflaps but being uncannily silent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrAMJ7grdvU
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>>725843879
>Metroid
>winning GOTY
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>725842887
Seems like Dread got the balance right
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>>725843694
Technically the real Adam is also not the "real" one either.
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>We want Metroid to have a better story and thought-provoking characters!
>N-no... not like that!
Make. Up. Your. MIND'S.
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>>725841538
The fact Nintendo is doing the absolute bare minimum in promoting Prime 4 is enough to show they're also not happy with the finished product. Wonder if Retro will be downsized after this.
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>>725843863
but they co-existed just fine in prime remastered
technically I don't even know if that voltage shot was a type of missile or a beam. Either way, I thought it looked cool. The dual visual effect made me think of like a rail gun
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>>725842634
Please no. Metroidvania has stood the rest of time, it does not need this shit from other games. It’s one of the best formulas at teaching and guiding players implicitly. We do not need zone buddies to explain the area gimmick to players. Organic discovery of new ways to use your tools will be robbed by some quipping redditor jackoff because Nintendo is too scared you’ll walk into lava instead of using the new grapple hook ability on the suspiciously hanging enemies floating above the lava.
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>>725840341
They are trying to reach zoomers with marvel humor.
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>>725840341
You just KNOW he is gonna put his chud willy into Samus by the end of the game
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>>725840652
>>725840341
He's gonna bang Samus is he....
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>>725841538
>star fox

Imagine if this was another adventures situation all along and this was supposed to be some unrelated game they had no faith in and decided to rework into Metroid to salvage assets.
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IT'S ABOUT TO GET REALLLYYY TENDIE IN HERE
>COPE BEGINS
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>>725843996
>Wonder if Retro will be downsized after this.
The downside themselves after every game. Im sure only the office janny was still hired after the dong games, and he had to hire the entire studio again for MP4
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when retro hired that blue haired woman as a writer I thought surely she can't ruin metroid prime 4 all on her own.

well...
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>>725843694
>>725843975
>The real Adam got off on forcing Samus to do a hell run for no reason other than "she can't use the varia suit unless i authorize it".
You can blame the English localisation team for that.

In the JP version, Samus doesn't use her Varia suit as a means of basically spiting him, she's being stubborn and abrasive. He's the one ordering her to use it to stop her from getting hurt/killed.
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>>725843243
It's like the first 20 minutes of the game
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>>725844132
Nah, they got a brown lesbo bait girl for that
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>>725842493
**********american women and immigrants who wouldnt have been working at a Texan game dev company in 2000-2007
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>>725843982
>We want Metroid to have a better story and thought-provoking characters!
Said literally no Metroid fan
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>>725844243
I miss Anthony everyday.
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>>725842706
>what if we added Delta Squad but annoying and black?
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>>725840652
What the actual fuck were they thinking
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>WOWOWOWOWOW
>You're a tendie, with no hope of having a good game
>But, you also don't have to accept reality and realize our game are shit
>sooooo
>win?
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>>725844243
Dude you're the only good thing from that piece of shit
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I think this whole thing is to setup a huge misdirect.

Prior to Prime 3's release there was a lot of talk around the other hunters that work with Samus at the beginning but when the game came out you actually have to go kill all of them and discover how they went insane and got possessed. Hunters on the DS was similar but the other hunters weren't all friendly with each other before hunting each other.
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>>725844257
>In the JP version, Samus doesn't use her Varia suit as a means of basically spiting him, she's being stubborn and abrasive. He's the one ordering her to use it to stop her from getting hurt/killed.
This is also incredibly stupid characterization akin to being a moody teenager threatening to cut herself.
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I hope this means ton of Blacked samua porn
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>>725844292
I said this
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I miss him them bros, at least they're not annoying snobs like those federation goyim.
Fucking Tanabe trying to make Prime into nuPaper Mario reddit quip humor.
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>>725844370
Annoying spook feeding side characters are what make nintendo games. Stop pretending you give a shit like you won't still pay 110 $CAD for this.
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So we can all agree at this point that MercurySteam are the de-facto Metroid studio now, right?
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To me Metroid games were always covert survival horror games and being alone on the alien planet was the whole point
Whose idea was this
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>>725844257
WAT?! WHO ALLOWED THIS MASSIVE CHANGE IN THE NARRATIVE

>>725844437
I mean...that is the point, other M samus is suppose to be younger and a little more brat.
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Direct me to whoever wrote this, so I can yell at them.
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>>725844243
Anthony my goat
I kinda want you back but they'll turn you into this shit
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>>725844519
you mean the studio that's currently on fire?
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TENDIES DOING DAMAGE CONTROL KEKAROOOOO
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>>725844503
I haven't played a Metroid game since Zero Mission.
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>>725844257
So, in the Japanese version they're both insufferable characters?
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>>725844528
Other M is Samus after (at least) three games, she was NOT young and bratty at that point. Granted Samus having her teenage rebel phase triggered by having his military dad there works for me.
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>>725844243
Isn't he in this?
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Yup won't outsell Dread, Prime is shit and can finally be discontinued
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>>725844528
>other M samus is suppose to be younger and a little more brat
maybe they should've set the game during a time period when she's supposed to be young then, instead of setting it after almost every other game in the series other than fusion.
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>>725844479
I wish Ghor's character and theme was anywhere near as memorable as Rundas and Gandrayda
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>>725844257
This is also bad, just in the opposite direction. Now instead of the commander being an asshole, it's Samus threatening her own life because she's being an idiot?
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>>725844720
We can all be samus? Yes!!!!
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18 YEARS
18 YEARS
That's how long you've been waiting for this.
For 18 YEARS!
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>>725840652
I’ll probably just end up muting voice entirely. Metroid Prime shouldn’t have voice acting. The Orphe in MP2 was fine since his voice lines were these weird alien grunts, but the actual voiced dialogue in MP3 never sat right with me
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>>725844820
No wonders Tendie don't care, it's too ols for them ahahah
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>>725840341
That's a jew.
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>>725843996
>The fact Nintendo is doing the absolute bare minimum in promoting Prime 4 is enough to show they're also not happy with the finished product. Wonder if Retro will be downsized after this.

This had more trailers and marketing than tears of the kingdom did. Why is everyone this fucking retarded.
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>>725842706
Armstrong is cute!
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>>725844820
Anyone who think 3D is anything but a mediocre afterthought had it coming.
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The gameplay still looks good but I'd be lying if I said all the federation dudes being so chatty in the trailer didn't put me off
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>>725844263
That brownie better keep wishing, she's never gonna get it.
Trust me, Gandrayda tried.
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>>725840341
Did I just kill your game... with my freaking LINES????
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Ahahahahha you waited 18 years for this tendiesissies???
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>725844453
Joshua 3inch Ulmer
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>>725844939
Tits? Butt? She has a face of a male teenager.
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>>725844618
What's going with them?
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>>725844934
they think directs are gifts from god, rather than just a presentation game directors choose to do on their own.
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this game looks like a fucking disaster
what the hell happened?
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Gabe won
Get fucked
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>>725844820
>18 YEARS
>18 YEARS
>That's how long you've been waiting for this.
>For 18 YEARS!
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I actually really like the idea of samus being stranded with a couple GFed grunts.
The chatty marvel quipping engineer is probably not the way to do it though. We'll see if the other characters will be better
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>>725845051
well, not really, because I was happy for Prime to be over after 3, and we got a good Metroid game like two years ago.
I'm kind of fucking mad Retro haven't made a game since 2014 because of this. We could have had a third Donkey Kong, or something else entirely.
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didn't they have a tranny as the scenario writer for this? lol
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>>725842801
the yellow guy is actually white, sounds jewish
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>>725845134
Retroon studio
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At least there's Metroid 6 right?
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Tanabe be like: "Other M was kino! Let's do it again"
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>>725840652
The only thing worse than this are the cattle in the ign comments that defend this decision with "wtf y'all want something new but when they give it to you y'all complain!" and calling the dude who made the article insufferable for complaining about things that every sane person would be worried about.
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Tendiexistxers....
Are franchize is shitllenial sloppa now.......
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>>725844939
I better see yuri porn of her and Samus.
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>>725845153
His retards help made Prime
Soon Nintendo will take out the faux hollywood trash
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Definitely not buying this shit Day 1. Gonna wait and see what the fuck it turn out like since the more shit I hear about it the less interested I become, sounds like fucking dogshit.
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>Tendies will now act as if this marvel writtimg is good because it comes from one of their shitgame
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>>725845348
Seethe, Gabe won, total shitendo death
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>>725842012
It's the coward's approach. Being more daring runs the risk of being Sakamoto and writing Other M, though.
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>>725840652
So the game will treat you like a baby who needs handholding.
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>>725844437
>>725844528
>>725844673
>>725844783
Basically, Other M (JP) is about Samus chafing horribly at being forced to once again be under Adam's direction/command, despite how much that grates her while also dealing with her own feelings of weakness and defeat after what happened to the baby Metroid. She's in a depressed, reckless and self destructive spiral.

That's why she turns off all her upgrades when Adam starts giving her direction, she basically does a 1% run out of stubborness. "Fine, I won't break anything, here, all my upgrades are turned off." And that's why the Varia suit part is a huge deal, because it's when he's breaking his own character to beg her to stop putting herself in danger.

That's why she has that breakdown with Ridley, because it's been building the whole game, and that's why she doesn't have issues seeing him since then, because she's gotten past it.

I don't know why, but the English script threw all of that out, as well as making Samus a thousand times more passive, pic related.
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>>725845215
Yeah and he got kicked but seems like they didn't take out the reminants.
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>>725840341
>one of the GF trooper npc's will turn out to be Sylux through time travel paradox bs
Bravo tanabe
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>>725840652
Who wrote this?
Who thought this would be a good idea?
Who approved this?
Why would you do this?
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>>725844262
and did you see the overview trailer that confirmed that that is going to be the trajectory for the full game? and "only the first 20 minutes (that we've seen) are shit" isn't exactly inspiring confidence
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>they're literally putting digital jews into games to ritualistically humiliate you now
Tendies are ngmi.
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>>725840341
They should have made the follower Otacon, and for some reason Samus is sexually obsessed with him, and when they first meet she’s in her armor and pins him against the wall and then grabs his groin, and he says his famous line:
>This is just like one of my Japanese animes.
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>>725840652
oh mm64 bros we are so back
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>>725845481
>Sylux ends up being that female GF trooper
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>>725845402
Tendies have been mindbroken for a long, LONG time
They will buy ANYTHING
They paid 80 dollars for GameCube ROMs
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>>725840652
And I thought the huge empty fields to drive your ebin bike through were terrible...
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>>725845616
then he pisses in her hand, and she's into it
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>>725844370
Probably

>People will want a story to truly engage themselves with this experience, and it's gonna be hard to tell a story with a single, silent protagonist

Prime 1 was good, but it basically didn't have a plot and it wasn't all that long, only about 10-15hrs. They're probably gonna aim for more like 20 with this and they know for higher ratings they need a plot. Unfortunately, plot and characters are easy to fumble.
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>Search for "Tendies"
>14 matches already
Yup, it's another mindbroken Snoy. Sad.
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He's literally the zoomer kid from the Outer World's 2 intro lmao
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>>725845402
>>725845638
are the tendies defending this sidekick in the room with us right now or only in your head?
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>>725844453
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of course /v/ dislikes the awkward sperg character
He reminds them too much of themselves
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It's never to late to join the winning team.
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>>725845463
Let's face it, anon, both are BAD! bad in different aspects but still bad...
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>>725845435
Retro lost, Steamie, get your own cattle back to your slopany.
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>>725845402
>>725845638
>Ritualposting
Ick
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here is your map bro
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>>725845818
I'm not a jew, thoughever.
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>>725844934
Zelda, especially after BotW can sell on brand recognition alone and needs minimal marketing beyond "a new game is coming out on this date". Metroid doesn't have that luxury.
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>>725844820
And it's great, looking forward to it.
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All I wanted was funny Science Team scan logs...
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>>725840652
this is a thousand times worse than if it were actually open world slop. this is shockingly awful. I don’t even mind the idea of there being NPC’s to rescue and be helped by later but for them to all be fucking marvel quippers that backseat you through the game is absolutely dire. it’s fucked, anons. it is worse than the dumbest threadshitter could have imagined. all you can do is laugh
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>>725845631
Are we sure that is a girl?
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>>725840341
why were they hiding the marvel stuff and george floyd till now?

what if they abandoned the normal game?
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>>725845826
This, I'm done with Nintendo. It's all in on Valve for me from now on.
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>>725845625
You already have Brap of the Wind
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>>725845857
there is 100% going to be a big sandworm boss fight in that crater right
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>>725840341
This is the most "2015 AAA made by a Millenial" game I've ever seen. I though Metroid was supposed to be Japanese?
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>>725845261
You mean Silk Song?
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>>725845857
Man this lasagna sucks they burnt it.
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>>725845857
Looks like I'm going to have a blast!
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>>725845930
Because they wanted the preorder before
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>>725841813
Are you guys fucking stupid? They're expanding the cast so they can make movies out of this junk. If the entire cast is titty monster in high heels and armor verses aliens, hollywood would freak the fuck out over not being able to make things relatable to the audience.
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Erm…so…THAT just happened
We better be getting hazard pay for this
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>>725840341
After Echoes of Wisdom and now this I feel like Nintendo is going back to their hand holding era.
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>>725840341
Why are american studios like this.
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>>725845774
Read the thread >>725841650 not going to link every single one
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>>725840652
Marvel was a mistake.
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>>725845826
yup, already sold my switch 2 and signed up for the mailing list for a gabecube
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>>725845857
>it's gonna be open slop guys!!!
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>>725843970
yeah, would've been fine if it was NPCs in a base area you can catch up with whenever you return
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>>725846006
EoW was great fun
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>>725845316
I'm not even opposed to Metroid games with heavier story focus or voiced characters.
did they have to do it like that though? I like Adam in Fusion and Dread, and I like the characters in Prime 3.
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>>725845857
Thought that was a close-up of a scrotum
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>>725845949
there was some sort of large monster you fought in the trailer on the motorcycle
but i want a really big one
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>>725845921
I guess we'll find out once there's footage of their dialogue.
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>>725846006
No, they're entering a brand new era of quippy jews and feminism.
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>>725845818
It’s why /v/ adopted the Chud meme. It hits too close to home, so they need to portray it as a based chad thing like always.
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>>725845826
I'm in, Furukawa era Nintendo is a travesty
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this is what halo does to franchises, btw.
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>The retarded marvel guy is just for the intro!
>He's just for the first half of the game
>He's just to add context
>He's just here to make scans better
>He's funny!
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>>725845857
Where is the secret desert oasis at?
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APOLOGIZE

TO

BAMCO

RIGHT

NOW

BURN RETRO DOWN
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I hope this kills Retro. Just euthanize the studio, it had a good run.
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>>725842706
You swapped the middle two. See how the sniper sight on the helmet moves to the side when the faceplate opens?
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>>725840652
Seems like Metroid will be fun at last.
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>>725846006
Echoes of Wisdom was based tho, brought back timeline kino and retconned BotWshit as a retarded AU mess.
>b-but it's still can-
YWNBMainline, hopefully that new musou garbage will be the final piece of the awful calamity series.
We need to go back to the Child Timeline games already.
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>>725845826
Honestly this Metroid shit is the final straw. Nintendo is fucking dead to me. If the GabeCube is under a grand then I'm PC all the way now.
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>>725840341
Do you remember Anthony Higgs?
Do you miss him?
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>Well that just happened!
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post yfw the canceled Metroid Prime 4 by Bamco Singapore was probably better than this
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>>725846256
you are trying too hard
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>>725845826
BASED
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>>725845463
That just sucks, to put it bluntly.
Why is Samus having woman problems on a mission, and brooding about a baby parasite?
That's not who anyone thought Samus was, as a character.
Some fucking Ally McBeal hag juggling relationships with a career, while fighting a giant purple dragon.
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>>725846117
>Furukawa era Nintendo is a travesty
Agreed, not buying another steam scam thobeit.
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>>725846208
>>725846205

Based
Line all of those cucks up and hang them
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Whenever Mckenzie's not on screen, all the other characters should be asking "where's Mckenzie?"
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>>725846336
At this point I cannot possibly see how that version would have been worse than this
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>>725845826
Already traded in my Switch
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>>725845857
Okay, that looks modestly sized, and you fight a big sand worm there.
I will give them the pass on that.
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>>725845826
Anyone buying the GabeCube instead of a proper gaming PC is a massive retard, HOWEVER considering who we're talking to this is exactly the kind of thing they need to finally escape their indoctrination
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>>725846205
>>725846384
Why should i apologize to ex-Ubisoft staff at Bamco? They started this mess.
piss off.
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>>725840652
>"The only option I found was to mute voice acting entirely"
THANK GOD. i don't even mind missing out on other character cutscenes if i can just make that fucking nerd shut the fuck up.
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>>725846371
Why do Japs love Fire Emblem so much?
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>>725846371
Thank god Smash is dead, it would have been Super Slash Lords if it came back
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>>725840652
this isn't real
please tell me this isn't real
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>>725845826
>Real games made for adults
>Kino writtng
>Custumisability
>VR support
>Controller not drift
PC is way and Gaben is the prophet
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who cares , metroid 6 when
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>>725845826
>satanic Saturn black cube
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>>725846076
>>725846250
Echoes of Wisdom had a mini-tutorial explaining what a save point does every single time you find one. And every single time something happened the game would pause, your fairy companion would pop up and again start stating the obvious. There was so much time wasted on all this crap.
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>>725846595
once Jose get his shit together apparently
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>>725840652
bravo kojima
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>>725845826
AAAAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEE GABEN-SAMA PUREASE FORGIBE I WASNT WISE ENOUGH TO NOT BE TNEDIE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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So retard question here.

Why didn't Nintendo just pull some newblood from their inhouse jap teams to work on this? Didn't Retro already fuck up once which is why it got delayed to begin with?
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Take away these reporters access to attend these events. the complains feel forced
>Take away these reporters access to attend these events. the complains feel forced
Take away these reporters access to attend these events. the complains feel forced
>Take away these reporters access to attend these events. the complains feel forced
Take away these reporters access to attend these events. the complains feel forced
>Take away these reporters access to attend these events. the complains feel forced
Take away these reporters access to attend these events. the complains feel forced
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>>725840652
Think I'll just stick with 2D Metroid.
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>>725846660
I don't even remember any of that stuff. What I do remember is that I had a lot of fun with it, so much so that I stuck around to 100% it.

I had low expectations about a Link game, but they really delivered. And I'm extremely satisfied they didn't just do the lazy thing that every retard always suggests and just making Zelda into Link but with magic.
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>>725846660
It felt like a Mario & Luigi game.
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>>725845826
>tfw never a tendie
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>>725840341
>Psychic powers
>Motorcycle
>Trooper babysitting
Lotta "creative" decisions made for this game
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>>725846730
saar, saar please do not force the complain
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>>725840652
I refuse to believe this is real, does this fucking industry have monthly meetings on how to make everything as lame as possible?
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>>725846551
They love gacha and Street Fighter 6. In other words, they love rerard slop.
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>>725846730
BASED
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>>725846595
>Sakamoto: "Oh right, Metroid Si-"
>Shinya Takahashi: Sakamoto-san! We need you to make Miitomo 2!
>Sakamoto: "BRB"
>*another 10+ year hiatus starts*
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>>725846205
We don't even know what their version of MP4 looked like.
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>>725846723
>newblood from their inhouse jap teams

literally which devs??
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>>725840652
disgusting
>>725845826
yeah, its steam for me from now on
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>>725846836
Literally, yes. If you don't understand that kikes are coming for the jugular now, you're ngmi.
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>>725845826
I will happily be playing Primehack on my Deck this December.
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Metroid being this isolated experience is vastly overstated. If anything it's continuing the trajectory the series was on.

Prime 1 was just Samus. Prime 2 was a load of dead Federation troops and one host alien. Prime 3 started with a load of Federation troops before transitioning to a more 'traditional' Prime experience after the first two hours. And beyond that, you have Samus chatting with NCPs in Fusion, Other M and Dread. Isolation has not been a staple in this series since Prime 2 really

All these isolation comments really comments just seem like nostalgia goggles to me
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It seems Echoes is never being topped sadly.
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>>725846892
It wasn't open world and didn't have Marvel slapstick, that alone is enough to make it better
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>>725846723
Japan has no idea what Metroid is. Last time they tried we got Other M.
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>>725845826
Valve won
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>>725846854
>Boson-Higgs particle accelerator beam
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>>725846660
Don't care+didn't buy it
I'm just happy Aonuma took the L and admitted his neo-Celda perma-reboot attempt flopped and failed.

However, the bitch behind the Funko 2D Zelda aesthetic needs to get the hell out.
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>>725846967
You are right. The Prime series has always been shit.
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>SAMUS IM A NERD
>BAZINGA
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>>725846967
>metroid's isolation themes are overstated......so that's why its okay that they've put a constant marvel quipping companion in this game
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>>725846836
Some Japanese boomer higherup played the alpha and was like "wtf, how come there's no explanation for jumping and opening doors, people won't know how to play!" and then forced this shit in.
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>>725840652
it's so funny how nintendo is always a decade late to gaming trends
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>>725846967
It's not exactly a secret that while Metroid has had a really massive impact on gaming and a lot of hardcore players love the series, it has never been a sales powerhouse of a series. Kirby Air Riders will almost certainly sell more than MP4 despite MP4 absolutely having a bigger budget

I feel like at a certain point Nintendo is going to want steps to be taken to broaden the franchises appeal. The game might be developed by Retro and I doubt Nintendo told them specifically to add a Marvel quip character, but I can totally see an underlying sentiment in this game to try and make Metroid Prime get a broader appeal (the open world dessert is another example, was anyone really asking for open world Metroid Prime? That feels very much like a move from a game scrambling to get casuals to like it)

Not saying I agree with the decisions being made here, whether by Nintendo or Retro, but when the game releases and discussions start happening I'm getting the impression this kind of broadening appeal of the series is where the conversation is gonna land
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>>725846854
There was some kind of electricity beam in Hunters, come to think of it. Was it Sylux's weapon?
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>>725846967
Thank you for proving you have no idea what Metroid Prime is supposed to be or why people like it.
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>>725845857
>we lost interconnected worlds for a generic sand hub
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>>725845826
If this is 499 or less then Nintendo is fucking finished
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>>725845251
Correct
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qh33erlzfs742oidgypkcip
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>>725840341
Is that chud?
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>>725847078
Tendies are delusional kek
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>>725840652
He?
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why couldnt they just copy prime 1 and make some variations of the maps?
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How based would it be if they set up this nerdy guy to be intentionally annoying and then they kill him off in the first hour?
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>>725847109
Sylux had the shock coil, which was basically a quake lightning gun. Continous streaming beam weapon.
There was also Kandens Volt Driver, which fired tiny ball lightning shots and could be charged
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>>725845826
In the grand scheme of things, nintendo fumbling metroid isn't that big of a deal, or it wouldn't be were it not for the insanely long development time, now, if they were to fumble the next 3D Mario, Zelda, smash or animal crossing... they can afford to fumble pokemon because the goycattle will buy it no matter how bad it is, the game could literally burn down your house the moment you turn it on and it would still sell 8 million copies minimum
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>>725847168
if anything this shit will only affect playstation and microsoft you retarded nigger. but it won't as it will be a niche product like the steam deck
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>>725847062
>I'm just happy Aonuma took the L and admitted his neo-Celda perma-reboot attempt flopped and failed.
>TotK sitting at more than 21mill sales
Posts like this remind me that /v/ is a bubble in a lot of retarded ways sometimes.
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>>725840341
No no no..no no no why are they doing this? This wasn't even a possibility in my head. What the actual fuck of all the games they chose to add an annoying NPC they chose fucking METROID?
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>>725847194
It's Israel Zangwill >>725844931
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Is no one talking about how good the faces look? Almost thought it wasn’t a switch game.
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>>725845826
Valve cares more about me than Shitendo vere did. They can keep theyre soillenial audience.
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>>725847243
Other reviews that played over 2 hours say he was only here for 15 minutes, it's possible
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>>725846967
That's not true at all. The only games in this entire franchise that aren't isolated are Other M and Dread, and now this. Both of those games were fucking terrible and widely disregarded as trash by anyone who isn't a braindead Nintendo shill. Fuck off.
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>>725847138
So, like every 3D Metroid?
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>>725847078
he stays with you for like 10 minutes and then stays in a tower for the rest of the game
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>durrrr metroid was never about isolation

Shut the fuck up retard
Go play the original NEStroid
The REAL isolation kino
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>BOTW just got a patch adding an annoying sidekick
>8 years after release
Does anyone have a QRD as to why they did this? Everyone’s saying MP4 is just like BOTW so they must’ve patched the latter. I am NOT updating my game if they did.
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>725847371
>dread
>fucking terrible
0/10 bait try again
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Let's get more of this on the front page. All the dispatch crap is getting really annoying.
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>>725847371
>Dread
>terrible
No.
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>>725847448
Hey buddy, seems like you messed up youre reply
>>725847371
Here you go ;)
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Should I play Metroid Dread? I’ve held off on playing it for years for no logical reason.
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>>725840652
I'm about to sell my Switch 2. Fuck Nintendo for even considering this. How the fuck did any of this make it past Q/A?
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>>725847371
>Dread bad
Retard.
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>>725845826
HL3 surely wont be the generaltional fuck up thaty MP4 is.... right?
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>>725846967
You say all of this as though Dread wasn't obviously scaling back the size of its cast from Other M and Prime 3. Dread which, as a reminder, isn't often considered to be as good as Super, which is still the archetypal "isolated Metroid". The absolute most chatty that Metroid fans will even tolerate is the level of Dread and Prime 2, where there are barely any characters and they only speak in their fake alien language.
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>>725847567
Can you list it so I can buy it. Thanks
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>>725847474
>Dispatch
Is that even a game? It looks like some Netflix series.
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>>725847530
its fun, don't listen to people who hate playing video games.
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>>725847413
There's a mobile app for BOTW's Switch 2 version, it adds a truck ton of voice clip of Princess Zelda commenting on literally everything.
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18 YEARS
18 YEARS FOR THIS
18 YEARS OF WAITING FOR A MARVEL TIER GAME
18 YEARS OF WAITING FOR METORID TO GET BONED BY A NIGGER
18 YEARS OF WAITING FOR A GuY TO Never SHUT UP AND GOING "Huuuuuuuh Metroid-san.... you defeates Ridley before? Say whaaaaaaaaat?"
18 YEARS IF WAITING FOR A GAME THAT WILL NOT HIT 1 MILLION
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>>725840781
>if this guy only sticks around for 10mins
IGN guy said the npc stays behind after a while to fix some kind of weapon....only for him to call in not long after 'Hey i fixed the comms!''
He continues talking into your helmet lmao!
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>>725840641
>retarded drone hasn't even watched any footage of the thing he's catching bullets for
Shocking
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>>725847619
>>725847413
what are you guys talking about?
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>>725840341
I FUCKING LOVE COMIC RELIEF SIDEKICKS IN MY FRANCHISE ABOUT BEING ALONE EXPLORING ALIEN PLANETS AND/OR ABANDONED SPACE STATIONS!
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>>725847567
He's probably just a tutorial NPC, you'll move past him in under an hour. The only question is what the other ones are like.

>>725847474
Spamming topics is stupid, let's just keep discussion in the relevant threads.

>>725847530
Absolutely. Although, fair warning, it took me quite some doing to get through it. I'm not super great at Metroid games, and the latter parts of Dread were among the harder bits in the entire series. I'd say Dread is probably the hardest game in the series overall- although it's also pretty fair about that challenge.
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>>725847243
Nintencope lmfaooo
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>>725847339
Valve's last game was Portal 2, which was pretty cool but that was almost decade ago
criticize Nintendo all you want but they actually release shit, while Valve is stuck trying to turn themselves into hardware company for years now
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kek, snoys are so mad that the game looks good
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>>725847101
I can't blame a company for wanting to broaden their horizons and gather more audience, but what I don't get is why so many are this stubborn on doing a full 180 from the IP roots. When has that worked out in the long run? At best you get one game that sells a lot followed by several multimillion projects that can't come close, like what happened to SONY and Microsoft.

If the problem is that new audiences might have a hard time getting into it, then offer them tools or ways to go at their pacing, but DON'T remove what was already there that worked and msot improtantly, set up the IP as it is known today.
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>>725847606
It is
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>>725845826
Buying one of this day one and selling my Switch2
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>>725847649
>>725845778
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>>725847296
>tears of the $70 copy paste dlc sells 20 million instantly
>people see that it’s a lazy cash grab
>sales fucking plummet
>still at 20 million after 2.5 years
>tendies see this as a win because their friends at Nintendo were able to con 20 million early adopters for $70 a piece
Grim
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>TENDIES ALREADY DOING DAMAGE CONTROL SWEARING THE NPC IS A PYSOP AND WILL DIE AFTER THE INTRO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAGA IM LAUGHING AT YOU IM LAUGHING SO HARD YOU WISH YOU FUCKING RETARDS NO HES HERE TO STAY MACKENZI WILL BE HERE FOREVER WILL GET AN AMIIBO AND YOU EWTARDS WILL START DEFENSING HIM IN 2 WEEKS WHEN NINTENDL START POSTING ABOUT HIM AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU LOST METROID IA DEAD PRIMR IS SHIT AND WAS NEVER GOOD
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>>725847649
Yeah it's over. What a joke Prime 4 is.
>mfw I remember being excited at the announcement in 2017
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>>725847296
>but the sales!!
and where's Twilight Borecess 2?
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>>725843096
Everything's a pussy if you try hard enough.
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>>725847893
Samus tries to save as many people as she possibly can in any situation. It's why saving the animals in Super was made cannon. It's why the entirety of Prime 2 even happened.
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>>725847802
>I'd say Dread is probably the hardest game in the series overall
Fugg DD: Look like I’m going to struggle then.
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>>725847296
>Squidward Shart fags defending Tiktok and Botfly
Speaking of retards.
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>>725847581
>HL3
lol
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>>725847827
The sick thing is, it DOES look good. Incredible, actually, and all first impressions say as much. It plays like a dream.

The monkey’s paw curls. This is a Yellow Paint game. You are a little retard who has to be guided every step of the way. In a game belonging to a series known for spatial awareness and experimentation. We can’t even have Metroid anymore.
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>>725847942
Eric, you lost, and so did Sony.
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>>725841450
>Metroid Prime by people who didn't understand the appeal of Metroid Prime
Why does this keep happening
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Makenzie's gonna be the love interest because reddit nu-males love that big strong woman with small weak man trope.
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I hope they release a day one patch to remove the NPC quips.
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>>725847296
If there's something Zelda suffers a lot from is the inability for Nintendo to stick to what already works. Even with good sales they often change a lot from previous games to compensate, usually too much.
TotK might've sold well but it was also a fart in the wind in how much it echoed through the fanbase and franchise. Besides Rauru and Mineru porn, nobody remembers anything about that game.

Also iirc Aonuma said next Zeldas won't follow the formula of the last 2, at least in the same degree.
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>>725847945
Has this guy survived that shit?
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>>725848109
>Ignore everything and thinks about Sony fot no reason
>soooooo
>win?
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>>725847948
You need to understand that Nintendo making money is the most important thing to a tendie. Doesn’t matter if the game is good, or if it’s a lazy asset flip sold at a marked up premium. What matters is that their friends at Nintendo make money.
It’s why the switchsnoys hate old Nintendo games. Nintendo doesn’t make money off them. Why do you think switchsnoys hate OoT or the GameCube?
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>>725840641
>>725840652
>>725845689
This shit makes no sense. It's perfectly possible for a game with a silent protagonist and/or little dialogue to have great story and compelling characters. It doesn't need the protag or a companion yapping all the time.

I think they should do something like Shadow of the Colossus, where there's very little dialog. The protag says a few lines and makes sounds, but otherwise he doesn't say much. The story and the world feels mysterious, open to explore, and I think Metroid would benefit from the same approach.

What it definitely doesn't need is a rando NPC trying to make the atmosphere all quirky and quippy; it doesn't match the series' vibe at all.
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>>725845681
So hot
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>>725848076
if the talking yellow paint guy fucks off after the first 15-20 minutes, does it really ruin the rest of the sick looking game?
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>>725847585
>The absolute most chatty that Metroid fans will even tolerate is the level of Dread and Prime 2, where there are barely any characters and they only speak in their fake alien language.
See: >>725843970 Dread seems to be about the right marker.

But more importantly, they don't want *just* Metroid fans, because there aren't a lot of Metroid fans. They want Metroid games to sell to people beyond just the handful of Metroid fans out there.

Dread and Prime 1 are by far the most successful games in the entire franchise, but Prime 1 -> Prime 2 went from 4mill -> 1mill, and then Prime 2 -> 3 kept that 1mill mark.

If you make a Metroid game that only appeals to Metroid fans, your sales cap is about 1-3mill copies. That's not nothing, but it's not tentpole franchise numbers either.

For comparison, Nintendo's tried to push Pikmin multiple times and never had it succeed, Pikmin 4 still didn't do the numbers Nintendo wanted, so Pikmin is probably going back on hiatus again. And yet, Pikmin 4 has outsold every Metroid game bar Prime 1.
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>>725847082
No need to come up with something dumb like that. Current Retro Studios is simply not a good original game dev.
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>>725848020
I remember that in Prime 3 a marine is being sucked into space after a space pirate ship crashes into yours and you can save him apparently, and I kinda felt bad that I didn’t
Does that count?
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>"Oh wow! Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. What a mess. You’re alone, on a planet, with no hope of survival. But, you’re also not sitting next to Phil anymore in that cubicle… So… Win?"
THIS GAME WILL BE MADE FUN OF FOR DECADES TO COME LMAO
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>>725847926
>tears of the $70 copy paste dlc sells 20 million instantly
wrong. it sold 10 million at launch and other 12 million lifetime
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Marvel has done incredible damage to society.
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>>725840675
showing the white man as dorky, unwanted and useless is just another side of the same demoralization coin
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STOP COMPLAINING AND BUY THE GAME
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>>725846854
i like how the arm cannon transforms for this one
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>>725847296
>>725847948
Yeah, TotK could sell 50 million, Nintendo can drop the ball further at any time the follow up comes.
BotWfags are cooked
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>>725845857
>empty as shit desert hub that is 10x larger then it needs to be
>uninspired areas in the corners
I don't know what I was expecting. I think Retro took one look at what Bamco had already made and decided that they were screwed, because this doesn't look like they "restarted" development at all. It looks like Nintendo told them to take the scraps that those fuckers had done and make a game out of it. Fuck you Tanabe, I'm not buying this shit.
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>>725848376
Actually, they got the jew boy pretty accurately.
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>>725845826
and play what? shovelware?
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>>725848209
When you think about it this game is an extension of Prime 3. Back then Retro was already adding all these new characters and interactions for Samus when before she was essentially all by herself against the elements. Now they've just gone full Marvel movie.
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Tendies are having a meltdown again kek. Shit poo is a rough generation for them
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>>725848209
>SotC sold a grand total of 1.5mill copies
That's the same issue with selling a Metroid game only to Metroid fans. You can earn a lot of critical acclaim, become a cult classic and win some praise but you'll never make any money.

They need to expand Metroid beyond *only* selling to Metroid fans.

I don't know if this is the way to do it, most likely it's not, but they need to do something. Otherwise Metroid's going on hiatus like F-Zero.
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>>725848410
>. I think Retro took one look at what Bamco had already made and decided that they were screwed, because this doesn't look like they "restarted" development at all.
That's what im thinking too.
It'll be miraculous if Metroid Prime 5 even happens .
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>>725847413
Japanese businessmen having anuerisms if everything isn't explained ten times in a video game.
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>>725848259
I KNEEL
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>>725845857
Fuck man, maybe I was too mean to Prime 3's ship fast travel between planets. I would take that anyday over this bullshit.
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One of the reasons i don't watch capeshit movies is the fucking dialogue and now its also in Japanese games?!?
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>>725848320
Lmfao holy fucking cope and history revision you actual cultist.
https://www.ign.com/articles/nintendo-just-had-a-huge-quarter-thanks-to-tears-of-the-kingdom-and-the-super-mario-bros-movie
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>>725848509
>PIRATU SOFTWARDOMO
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>>725848209
The issue is that the design philosophy of ICO and SotC is antitesis to what the industry stands for.
They came up with dieas and mechanics, then started removing them all until what was left was the msot simple, pure of gameplay, then build the game around that. That doesn't leave much room for handholding, season passes, microX, goofy and quirky characters and the like.
Most big companies would rather leave 10 corpses behind and a succesful game than 10 mildly succesful games that could then be expanded into bigger IPs.

>>725848464
At least for 3 and Hunters they did so by expanding a side of the universe we knew existed but not that much about (Hunters). Not only where they all more interesting and competent as characters, but where a good way to show the different planets and cultures.
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>>725840652
LMAO WHAT
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>>725848467
They already expanded to dmc retards and halo niggers, nobody wants it.
That's knowing the fact DMCV and DmC sold hotcakes and FPS are money makers.
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>>725848376
And there is black that looks like the squad captain anyway
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>>725848259
>id rather be in a fucking life or death scenario where I would die horribly most likely than be in a heckin’ office!
This trope is retarded I fucking hate it so much office workers are so whiny especially the ones who are writers for fiction who think being in war is fun. There’s a reason why most people don’t wanna talk about their time in the military, even if they didn’t see combat.
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This is a Metroid comic from 1990 (i think)
Instantly better than this.
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>>725848320
And it stagnated after three months.
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>big ass desert sand worms
I rike it
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>>725847948
>>725848191
>Anon can't read.
You fucking retarded cretin. The claim that was being made was *that the game flopped*. How much of a dropkick do you have to be to fail at following a two-post conversation?

These are the people whining about ToTK...
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>>725840341
>>725840652
If he fucks off promptly afterwards then there's still a chance the game can be saved, but it's not looking good
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>>725848578
What pixel art prompt is that?
MS Paint style?
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Guys, why have all big game developers become retarded?
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>>725848675
>copies Star Wars, Dune, and probably a hundred other sci-fi franchises in your path
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>Thinking retroon studio wouldn't ruin it
Hope they don't touch Donkey kong again either
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>>725848661
Imagine how angry those greedy fucks are. The sales ACK’ed off a cliff and then they flew all the way over to lose game of the year to gay bear sex. Total tendie humiliation.
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>>725848759
jews
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>>725848237
He harasses you on comms not long after, and he’s not the only NPC trooper. The others will almost certainly do the same, and the only silver lining is maybe they won’t be as fucking annoying about it.
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>>725848759
It’s almost like the AAA industry is bloated
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>>725848169
Yes afaik.
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Cute couple.
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>>725842526
fusion is disliked in general. prime 3 and MOM were hated for the chattiness too.
sakamoto needs die
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>>725848759
Gaming used to be a passion project. Now it’s a product. It’s basically being micro managed for the sole purpose of profit rather than people just creating art.
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>Released the game in december to not be nominated and humiliated in GOTY
Kekaroooo
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>>725845481
That's such a shit idea that I think you're right.
It's even gonna be Miles that turns into Sylux.
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what is metroid without good atmosphere/level design

WHO asked for cringe dialogue?
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>>725848759
>Line must go up!
>how? that's YOUR job to find out!
>It cannot be done without changing the core of the franchise? then do it!
>wdym people don't like it because it has lost identity? You're fired! guess the IP never had legs to stand on to begin with.
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>>725848759
The graphical arms race has made game development so expensive that studios are terrified of risks, but their concept of what is "safe" is whatever movies were popular five years ago when game development started.
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>>725847926
Will you also call the next Animal Crossing game a failure when it doesn't sell 50mill copies like NH? Of course not. TotK was a huge success, outselling everything except BotW is an absolute homerun.
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>>725848380
To think his question was a 4D set-up for a punchline that wouldn't be delivered for another 10 years.

That's fucking Avant Garde right there.
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Remember when Metroid Prime was about exploring alien worlds in isolation, without another soul around?
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>>725848881
survivor bias
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>>725840652
What the fuck
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>>725847619
>>725847780
this, please respond
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>>725848578
>now
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>>725840341
the game is not even out and they are selling an upgrade for switch2??
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>>725848915
And ironically, the pursue of BIG CINEMATIC PROJECTS has become the biggest risk to take, as there's way more to lose if it blows, which happens quite often.
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>>725840341
Nintendo falling for woke in current year?
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What's our cope tendiesisters?
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>>725848759
Women and liberal faggots from USA
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>>725847384
...and keeps talking to you over the radio
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Who invited r/gamingcirclejerk?
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>>725848935
This is a sad cope anon.
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>They added Fi to Metroid except instead of a cute sword girl it's an ugly nerd guy
What the fuck man
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>>725840652
Maybe this game should have stayed dead and buried after the 2 known scrappings. I hope you Prime autists enjoy your last game lol
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>>725848620
>They came up with dieas and mechanics, then started removing them all until what was left was the msot simple, pure of gameplay, then build the game around that. That doesn't leave much room for handholding, season passes, microX, goofy and quirky characters and the like.
That's how Nintendo makes their games too. That's literally how Splatoon, BotW, TotK and Bananza came about. They make a fun mechanic and then see how they can make a game around it.

Unrelated but that's also how Sands of Time came about.
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>Anon can't read.
Speak for yourself. Flop doesn't always mean sales.
neo-Celda is at its exit right now and hopefully Funko-da is next too.

Enjoy your mobile garbage and mediocre Smash representation again.
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>>725849032
Found the jew.
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>>725849001
The game was announced for Switch 1 so it has to run there, anything beyond that is an afterthough.
The upgrade is jsut there for the rare cases someone buys it for Switch 1 and then gets a 2, but most people will go straight for the later.
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>>725840341
I might just pass on this and wait for Metroid 6.
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>>725849101
They'll love this game
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It's kind of insane that literally every single outlet that played this hands on demo thing have made the main point of their review that this guy borderline ruins it. Do you know how fucking terrible this shit needs to be for even game journos, the people this sort of writing is catered to, to be sick of it?
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>>725848961
Yes, I remember Metroid pre-Prime 3 and Other M.
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>>725849131
Too big
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>>725848961
Isolation? How are you supposed to get epic and amazeballs dialogue from your quirky and quippy friends if you're by yourself???
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>ADAM in Fusion and Dread
>The Luminoth in Prime 2
>The other hunters and Galactic Federation in Prime 3
>Quiet Robe & Raven Beak in Dread
Yet having a handful of troops that hang out with you for part of a level before inevitably dying at the end is the straw that breaks the camel's back
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>>725848765
>Dragon Ball GT/Daima out of nowhere
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>>725849135
>Meaningless wordsalad
These are the people whining about TotK.
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>>725840652
>/v/ is going to be subjected to weeks of "erm, Sheldon Miles Makenzie McClaptrap is great actually" cope
can't wait
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>>725849162
Journos are blewing it out of proportion. The complains are forced
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>Zelda sales discussion in a Metroid thread
Fuck off back to the Famitsu thread
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>>725849224
Shhh. We don’t do logic here.
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>>725849027
None from me. There's a lot of shit I'm willing to look past if the game is giving me what I want, and this is the exact opposite of what I want in a Metroid game. I will never play this unless they patch the companion stuff out.
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>>725848464
Yup. I dunno man, it just doesn't feel right. Even if Samus herself doesn't interact much with other characters, it still feels wrong to have the atmosphere change from the oppressive and mysterious one from something like Super Metroid to this. It really went full Marvel on this one, geez.

>>725848467
Yeah... I wish games could be made focusing on its fans, but specially nowadays, since games are so bloody expensive to make, companies want to earn as much as possible, so they try to expand their target audience.

Problem is, if you add stupid stuff to your game, it runs the risk of displeasing the original fans, and it is no guarantee it'll please whatever audience you're trying to appeal to.

You can add new stuff, as long as you respect the source material and the vibe it was going for, IMO.
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>>725849136
You're the kike.
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>>725849237
KWAB
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>>725848995
Care to point out another Japanese game that has this specific style of dialogue?
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>>725849296
Shut up falseflagger
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>>725843052
That's Samus' girlfriend.
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>>725849162
>everyone loves the game itself
>the second this trooper shows up people immediately stop having fun
The outlook is grim.
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>>725849230
Based Jirenscholar
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>>725849321
>n-no u
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>>725848675
it needs to be BIGGER!!
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>>725844720
>yall
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>>725849283
Famitsu is /v/'s /DBS/ right?
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>>725840652
Is this someone's self-insert???
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>>725849346
The writers are from Seattle and Los Angeles.
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>>725849131
It is, but Nintendo sits in that weird spot where they're both passionate devs actually trying to make a fun game and big ass company that needs line to go up.
Or rather, Nintendo reached the same point as other big companeis where the old guard refuses to leave or give room to younger ones. I've noticed that msot beloved devs have voiced that they don't want to go back to specific IPs or genres because "it's not our thing anymore, and were we to do it, it would be lackluster comapred to someone who genuinely cares for it". Miyamoto almsot needed to be forced out of the game dev divisions due how much he kept enforcing changes.
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Fuck man, you just know they're gonna do that gay trope where the incompetent nerdy guy is the one that saves the day at the last minute.
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if the guy was just Samus' cortana nobody would care. Just change it to a girl with a fat ass.
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>>725849120
There's most likely a "Fi" for each area. Miles isn't the only companion here. You can get glimpses of them in the overview trailer where they talk about getting home to their families and all that.
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>>725849416
Does it have schizos making deranged edits out of each others?
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>>725848738
There are other federation people who join your "party" that help you out.
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>>725844720
It's always white people man.
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>>725844939
Armstrong Houston died for this.
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>SAMUS IM HECKIN RUNNING FROM THE SPACE PIRATES!
I really want to see the game they restarted.
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>>725849380
There's SIX companions as well. I genuinely can't believe they've done this. Surely the playtesters also pointed out the complete whiplash and warned the devs, surely...
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>>725849360
Get some fucking standards, cocksucker. They said they were making a Metroid game and it's the weakest Prime game by default because of how much they're fucking with the actual Metroid gameplay.
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>>725849441
I kinda guessed this had to be some westoid doing the writing but its still a Japanese product.
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>>725849397
You're the retard thinking there's a bunch of jews in Austin. I've been racist longer than you've been alive faggot.
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>>725849471
Samus already has a cortana, AI Adam.
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>>725849416
Probably. Much like how Death Battle is /co/‘s /dbs/.
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>>725849483
Not yet.
Did Famitsufags make use of the crying bitch.jpg template yet?
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>>725849162
What baffles me is why did nobody point this out during development. But then again, both Concord and Marathon had every playtest give negative results more than a eyar before release that was all ignored. Makes you wodner what's the point of playtests at all.
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good, this means I don't have to buy a switch 2 afterall
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>>725843996
Nintendo has been adverting their upcoming releases in its last 2-4 months for like 4 years now anon.
HW AoI, Kirby Air Riders. Bananza, Mario Wonder, TotK, etc.
Nintendo does blitz campaigns right before the releases. Which is smart because you don't waste tens of millions on promotion but still get tons of eyes on the product.
Fucking retard.
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>>725848160
>TotK might've sold well but it was also a fart in the wind in how much it echoed through the fanbase and franchise. Besides Rauru and Mineru porn, nobody remembers anything about that game.
I mean, besides OoT and MM that's basically every Zelda game, outside of a few random WW complaints I guess. OoA/OoS, LA and ALttP were all pretty damn great games, but none of them "echoed through the fanbase and the franchise" whatever that means.

Hell, you could apply that to basically all but 3 Metroid games too.
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>>725849468
I'm pretty sure he's the one who fixes and then pilots that giant mech in the new trailer... They've actually turned Metroid Prime into Marvel slop.
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>>725848578
Anon the Metroid Prime games aren't Japanese. Famously so. Retro Studios is in Texas.
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>>725849575
Nigger, they live everywhere. And women and faggots wouldn't be the problem they are without kikes brainwashing them into anti-White foot soldiers. You are a kike, this is obvious.
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>>725849224
It's specifically the persona of this dude.
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>>725848339
Marvel and Anime are like two slop titans battling for zoomer attention spans
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>>725844939
Wait, THAT'S "game" Armstrong?
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>>725849689
You're arguing over nothing.
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>>725849584
AI Adam doesn't exist yet, but her ship is also AI
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>>725849004
It's literally the reason why Nintendo did so well during the Switch generation, because their games didn't cost $200mill to make.
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>>725849740
You're a jew boy.
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bros, I don't know how to cope with this. after metroid other m I never expected them to try out this direction again.
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>>725840341
Dude.
My friend waited for MP4
He died before the official trailer hit
He'd be so fucking livid, he'd come back from the grave and kill himself again seeing this shit.
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>>725840652
Are japs just retarded at this point?
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>>725849570
>It's the weakest Prime game by default
How many Prime games have you played? Prime 1 was the only game were you were truly alone and had no friendly NPCs around
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>>725844528
>WAT?! WHO ALLOWED THIS MASSIVE CHANGE IN THE NARRATIVE
Sakamoto himself. In pre and post interviews of the game, he proudly admitted that he was the one who directed the narrative tone and translation of the story, chose the voice actress, and personally directed her on how to act out Samus's voice lines. Because he wanted to align with how he thought it would match up with the Japanese version which he helped write himself.

>other M samus is suppose to be younger and a little more brat.
WRONG. other M made it VERY clear it was set after Super Metroid, the second to last game timeline wise, which was a main story criticism of the game.

>>725845463
The Japanese version has Samus act as a immature, whiny, teenage brat while the English version has her as an extreme submissive doormat that had no agency in her own story. Both had awful interpretations of her personality as regardless of how the version, both personalities gets people killed, jeopardize the mission objectives, and made her into a very uninteresting and frankly pathetic person to play as. Trying to justify the Japanese version as the better version is like saying a pure shit cake is better than a shit cake with corn nuggets in it.

The fact remains for other M, both versions came out to Sakamoto's liking which he has repeatedly stated in recent interviews. There is no mistranslation or misdirection in his eyes.
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>>725849774
I'm a racist Scandinavian and you're a brown little faggot that found out about the JQ five minutes ago. Kill yourself.
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Hahaha, Metroid is saved.
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I'd appreciate it if we didn't pretend Metroid hasn't been a complete clown show for about a decade now
First the portuguese, and their parrying cinematic trash, and now Le annoying instruction man
Give it a few more years and we'll be hearing about how Samus's wife likes to peg her with an arm cannon
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>>725849873
You're a jew boy.
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>>725849830
The Prime games are made in Austin
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>>725845857
>Releases during xmas
>hot arid environment
not sure how people will feel.
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While I don't like the idea of a samus teaming up with a sperg, I do like the idea of samus actually saving some stranded feds for once.
I'll have to see how bothersome he is for myself. I was surprised to learn how much people hated Navi and thought she was annoying in OoT, when I hardly ever even noticed her.
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so Nintendo somehow managed to create a scenario where even some Metroid fans won't want to buy the game. well played.
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>>725849909
Metroid Dread is the second best Metroid game after Prime 2 tho.
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>>725849912
lol you're a brown little faggot, there's barely any kikes here and I'm definitely not.
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>>725849672
My bad, i'm very new to Nintendo games so i mistakenly assumed they are all made by Japanese studios (switch 2 is my first nintendo console)
I only played some games on a friends gamecube as a kid and emulated botw.
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>>725842723
Would like a Dread moment in a future LoZ game, Link just says one line like "I'll finish this" or something.
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>>725850048
Ok jew boy.
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>>725849380
>I want to believe the other companions would be better
>But I can't possibly believe a company would be dumb enough to start off with the worst/most annoying one when EVERYONE knows the start of your game is the most important part
Either Miles is the writer's pet of someone high up in the writer's room, or he's someone they really thought audiences would find funny and charming.

For anyone that's played FF14, this reminds me of Wuk Lamat. Square Enix thought they had an absolute fucking winner in this character, they practically geared the entire expansion around her, expecting that she was gonna be the big thing everyone loved. After all she was a huge big powerful muscle mummy with a strong independent attitude... isn't that what Western audiences always say they want?

Then the game came out and everyone fucking hated her and Dawntrail now exists as the first ever bad XIV expansion.
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>>725849909
I would quite like to see samus getting pegged by her wife
but I never played a metroid game other than super metroid so I don't really care about characters desu
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>>725849849
Tell me how many times does U-mos call you on radio to chat on anything at all in prime 2.
I won't wait, because the answer is fucking 0. Fucking kill yourself.
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>>725849898
Make a good Ninja Gaiden game first
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>>725841198
mario is way more malleable and conceptually always comes with family and friends, you know the whole "bros" part.
metroid has always been about solitude and whenever there was too much contact with NPCs people didnt like it.
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>>725840652
The only thing that can salvage this is Sylux fucking murdering this guy early in the game. I'm not even one of those "SAMUS CAN NEVER TALK TO ANYONE AND MUST NEVER BE FEMININE AND THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE ANY DIALOGUE WHATSOEVER" autistic purists but everything about this sounds horrible. It's like it came straight out of a "What if Metroid Prime was designed for the modern audience?" parody video.
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>>725849936
There a gameplay previews of that section already up, and the guy NEVER shuts up, seriously. It's the worst I've seen in years, and when he doesn't talk he's making wimpy fucking noises and screams when enemies pop up. There's no ignoring this, unless you completely turn down the voice volume.
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>>725842706
in the trailer, they're all talking about their families and how it would be fun to hang out after they're out off this planet

you know where this is going...
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Lmao it really is concord 2: homosexual boogaloo
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>>725849771
I still remember when I read that Star allies was the first kirby to surpass the million budget. You telling me every previous entry was mae under that? Fuck man, all the games are pretty solid even if not that amazing (Except amazing mirror)
Nintendo really cooked and knew how to make fast food that was both tasty, healthy and cheap to make, then decided to throw it all of for "muh brand identity"
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>>725849849
And while each game pushed more and more, it has never been this egregious. The reddit chungus sidekick even fucking comments on your scanning man. Fuck all of that. Actually, I think it's a good time to go through Primehack.
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>>725849909
>parrying cinematic trash
I always forget about the Metroid 2 remake.
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Kids using Switch 2 have the right to learn about Samus's more defining features.
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>>725849465
I'd say the opposite, one of Nintendo's things is that they don't treat employees like disposable goods. Most people working at Nintendo have been working there for years and years and years, they don't fire people, and so they've built up some incredible institutional knowledge.

And in the last few years, they've clearly made a very concerted effort to push new blood and younger staff members forward to lead projects and divisions, rather than always going back to that old guard. Look at the Directs for example, or teams like how Splatoon got made. Mario Wonder is another example, the whole schtick with the Wonder Flowers came from having a new, younger team leading the development there.
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>>725849909
Dread is one of the few games from the 2020s I've liked.
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>>725848657
It does seem very classic and cool, but I'd tone down the comic's Samus asskissing a little. They didn't need to go over and over how much of a badass she is!

>>725848578
The tendency is for it to get worse and worse, unfortunately. They're starting to import western bullcrap in various forms.
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>>725849437
>unfunny nerd with diarrhea of the mouth who has to point out obvious bullshit
Yeah. /v/'s.
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>>725850096
Do you seriously think this guy's going to be chatting on radio with you for the entire game? At most these guys are going to be like Gordon's friends from HL2 where they pop up every now and then, you're not going to be stuck with nerdy quip guy for the entire game
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>>725850149
hopefully player at least has a say in saving them or not, so that we can kill Myles
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>>725849635
When a dev doesnt hear what they want to hear, they the hire jeet "testers". Who then only give input to add more jeet-catering shit like the durkadurka forehead dot armor and motortcycles riding through the desert. The NPC mouthpieces are probably also jeet ideas, they're becoming increasingly obsessed with talking guides who either glaze you or solve the puzzle for you after 30 seconds. If samus gets a qte to do a "cool pose" after narrowly dodging an attack, you can confirm that jeet hands touched this game 100%
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>>725840652
>“It’s about to get reeeeal nerdy in here!”
Someone wrote this
Someone wrote this fucking line in a fucking Metroid game
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>>725849514
White people are literally the only race in the world with an "outgroup bias". It's actually insane.
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>>725840652
Please tell me you're just making shit up. Are you quoting someone who has actually played the game or is this just your fanfiction?
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>>725850391
someone with blue hair
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I'm looking forward to this game getting a randomizer. Randomizers make any game that support their design philosophy better with QOL changes.
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>>725850445
enter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftYVCY6QpRw
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>samus, i'm non-binary
wtf Nintendo?!?
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>>725848376
>being demoralized by a video game
I refuse to believe posts like these are genuine.
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>>725850445
It's so much worse than you can possibly imagine.
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>>725849658
it's switch 1 too, just emulate it.
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>>725850365
Shut the fuck up you disingenuous goalpost moving rat faced faggot.
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>>725840341
why are the side characters costumes so boring compared to Samus? they look like halo characters while she looks like she is from an anime
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Reminder that Retro is based out of Austin, Texas and its been over a decade since they've released an original game (Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze).
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>>725849854
It's funny how much damage Japanese companies/directors have done to themselves with changes for "This is what we think Westerners will like."
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>>725850267
I'd say it's mroe how they handle stablished IPs than all of them. Kirby has always been pretty decent, FE is a mix but done by a second party. Monolith are kino and even if their game's suck, you know it's gonna be a threat in gameplay or world department.
Splatoon and ARMS have top tier designs and ideas and are idneed IPs by younger devs, but my concern lays mroe on existing ones that Nintendo refuses to give another chance. A fresh take on F-Zero or even Metroid. Hell, why the fuck did they outsource the writting for TotK? Couldn't they make it more a spin-off and fuck around? If they wanted to ease the game for new people, was really a MArvel quipping the best the company could come up with? Doesn't feel like something a passionate dev would suggest, young or veteran?
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>>725850632
You've never even seen a fucking Metroid game before.
Don't fucking speak.
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>>725850064
Fans did that and it was mid
https://youtu.be/aoOMu9eH778?si=87NqYDJGzugoR9p6
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>>725849928
It's still a jap brand and was approved by japs.
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>>725850267
>like how Splatoon got made
You mean the series that embodies all modern day vidya practices like the gatcha and season passes?
>Mario Wonder is another example, the whole schtick with the Wonder Flowers came from having a new, younger team leading the development there
Which lead to one of the most boring games nintendo’s ever released?
Yea, not making a good case for your argument
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I want to meet the guy who decided "yes, METROID needs marvel characters and quips in the game."
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>>725850139
Seems like the more obvious twist is that this guy will be Sylux, there's gonna be some time travel silliness involved for sure.
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>>725848441
Porn games in the living room, fun for the whole family
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>>725850757
no no
they were explaining why new blood is BAD actually
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>>725850757
>gacha
>season passes

They're free tho. How are gacha and season passes bad if they're free?
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>>725850378
Cool pose can be fine, I love those in action games, specially if it can be interwebbed with gameplay, like the taunt button or the special seath animation in Zelda TP.
But for Concord, for example, every playtest ended with "I wouldn't play this game over others in the market" and yet they still went on to release it as it was.
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>>725848380
I kneel
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>>725850765
>guy
it was that blue haired goblina they hired as a writer
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>>725850701
yeah i havent, thats why i'm asking actually
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>>725850886
Google is right there fuck face.
Do some fucking research.
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>>725850850
>Anon is here arguing in good faith, definitely, absolutely. You should take this argument seriously, absolutely.
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>>725850652
How long until Nintendo puts out their own westoid fan content guidelines?
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>>725850537
God is dead...
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>>725850445
www.ign.com/articles/metroid-prime-4-beyond-the-final-preview

I forgot to include the link.
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>>725850404
Holy shit
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>>725851181
Nintendo clearly does not have standards anymore.
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>>725845826
Superiour version.
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>>725849928
>Red California
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>>725845070
She's hebe??>>725844149
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>>725850886
They're generic soldiers for the Galactic Federation, Samus was raised by technologically advanced alien bird people called the Chozo. Her suit is something any Chozo can use, it just seems unique to her because you haven't seen any living Chozo in the series until the most recent game
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>>725851181
What people wants is second to how a company wants them to like it.
Ninty could've very easily have mead a lower budget F-Zero focusing on the fans for a quick cashgrab, never made it.
Kojima made TP for free and took down PSN due the amount of downloads, Konami still refused to go for it due their pride.
Megaman Legends 3 garnered a lot of atention and Capcom still insisted nobody cared.
If the company doesn't feel like they can control how their audience is gonna engage with their game, they'll likely not go for it.

Which is ironic, because msot companies that did lsiten and follow audiences trying to find a middle ground ended up with success in the long run.
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>>725851531
>F-Zero 99

>it doesn't count
it never does
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>>725850056
No problem. You at least still have other great stuff to potentially enjoy.
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>>725850757
Splatoon does literally neither of those things.
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>>725844149
Anon, that's literally how Metroid Prime came into existence.

Matt McMuscles did a pretty good video on it if you're interested: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuc8X9qKePo
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>>725851181
Metroid was supposed to be developed by the Japanese.
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>>725851605
I'd say it barely counts as a new game, but I'll agree it had more players than I though.
That's the thing, there is an audience, but you have to find the right way to appeal to them.
What's sure is that not every IP can be MArio or Zelda and many will be better and more succcesful as AA or just A.
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reminder that the original canceled Metroid Prime 4 was probably better than this
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>>725850736
They don't really care that much, Metroid is a series that only really has purchase in the West and is developed by Western studios. They're just there to make sure it doesn't end up like Prime 1's development
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>>725851836
It didn't have enough DEI and Marvel quippiness, so it was rejected.
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>>725851181
nintendo just want this trashfire to be out and gone already.
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next thing they'll announce that Metroid prime 4 has an official theme song with actual singing like they're forcing into all their IPs now (air riders and bananza have it too)
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>>725851531
>Ninty could've very easily have mead a lower budget F-Zero focusing on the fans for a quick cashgrab, never made it.
Nintendo tried to push F-Zero, they put a huge amount of time and money behind it, they even had an anime created to make it go even better. It completely flopped. And so they tried to make cheap, lower budget spin-off games instead, and they completely cratered.

Thanks to GX, F-Zero is aimed at an extremely hardcore audience and that's a tiny audience. Why put money in when you can get a far broader audience with Mario Kart?

It's the same logic as when I see people complain we haven't had more Advance Wars games. Advance Wars was a great, novel game that came out for the GBA (I'm aware it wasn't actually novel, but AW was the first that got noticed). It did well. And then the series completely stagnated and every game sold less and less and less and less.

Why put money into that when Fire Emblem is doing far better and has far more levers they can pull to make a new entry distinct... rather than every single Advance Wars game being 90-99% the same as the previous?
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>>725848792
>no gaymu of da yearu awodo? Impossibru! Guessu nexto zeruda nidu kuma hentai...
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>>725851605
people want a new F-Zero GX though.
F-Zero on SNES has historical relevancy, but it's not the game that people care about.
This is like going years without a new Mario, and they they drop Mario vs Donkey Kong in your lap. It's like, okay sure, but that's not really what I asked for. I asked for Mario Odyssey. I want the new Mario, not some quaint retro throwback.
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>>725850142
if that's even an option
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The best representation g-fed troops ever had was in Prime 2 when they all got murked in the first couple minutes
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>>725849130
Looking forward to the Matt McMuscles video
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Why does this Male Tutorial NPC look like the actor from Honey I Shrunk the Kids?
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>>725852209
jewish genetics
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>>725851657
Very true, i'm playing Wind Waker and LM at the moment and had a great time with Bananza.
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>>725852076
That was my point tho. There is an audience for F-Zero, enough that after 2 decades we still hear from it, and CF in smash is one of the msot iconic characters.
You could try to make a lower budget game that's more focused on the races or try your hand with spin offs.
It's like every IP is a coinflip where they'll either not get many entries and feel like undermined potential or milked to hell and back, with more flops than successes.

Never made sense to push that hard for an IP before seeing if it can do that well.
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>>725851063
>https://www.ign.com/articles/metroid-prime-4-beyond-the-final-preview
>“Oh wow! Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. What a mess. You’re alone, on a planet, with no hope of survival. But, you’re also not sitting next to Phil anymore in that cubicle… So… Win?”
Who is responsible for this. I'm going to personally end their life and watch their soul leave their body.
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surely retro will see this backlash and patch in an option where you can tell him upfront to shut the fuck up, right
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>>725850537
I watched the whole thing
>TL:DR The chatty engineer is annoying but hes only with you for a short time. Even after he establishes comms with you the reviewer said he wasn't much talking anymore
>Every bit of gameplay where he's not with you is excellent and feels like classic metroid prime
While basedence man seems potentially annoying, it still looks like new metroid prime so I'm still excited
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>>725850056
Nintendo has a surprisingly long history of working with other devs, in and outside japan. But nowadays, most of them no longer work as their stuff was "too different" (and fun).
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>>725842706
>Prime 4
>look inside
>Federation Force 2
They must've made this when Bad Batch was semi-relevant or something, NOBODY CARES about fetch quests for feddis.
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>>725852076
They could just have an easier mode, to be fair.
And a story mode with cutscenes, like GX already had, but one that doesn't immediately knock you on your ass.
It's a racing game. Making accessible to normies is very easily doable as a thing, and it's doable without sacrificing what the hardcore fanbase wants.
Literally have like five difficulty settings, and let people decide how tough they want it to be, and have risk/reward mechanics for selecting a tougher race. Smash Bros had that twenty years ago.
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>>725842882
Metroid VA is fine, it just doesn't need it frequently. Prime 3 is a great example of what fits Metroid. Samus remains mute or mostly mute, everyone else talks when theyre on screen and that's it, no WE ARE FUCKING UNDER ATTACK ever 20s
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Is Japanese an option for voices?
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>>725852718
>RETS GETTO NAADY!
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Imagine how many dangerhairs and soiboys work at retro now.

The only reason why no one really paid too much attention to this is because retro has barely released any games.



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