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>>725890342
It... actually does. We're going home Prime sisters!
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>>725890342
This game will be a 7/10 for any non-reviewer who actually plays it. It will be an 8/10 for all the reviewers and settle at around 85 or so when everything's all said and done.
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>>725890342
>4k 60fps
NINTENDO WON!
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>>725890342
>trooper shoots robot with an ice blast and freezes him visibly slowing him down
>has to also remark "the ice blast is slowing him down!"
Why are games made for actual retards now? This shit fucking sucks.
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>>725890342
I agree. I wish I could upvote this a thousand times and pin it until Prime 4 comes out.
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>>725890342
The bosses shown so far
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>>725891207
I like that one nigga who turns into a Metroid with metroid blisters all over his body
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>>725890342
Bazinga!
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>>725890342
>>725890907
>>725890998
>>725891135
>hourly mod-approved marketing thread
good work saaar 3 rupees added to your account

>>725891108
they're making it for their audience, the 3 year old braindead children who play this fucking garbage
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>this region has another faggot NPC following you and ruining the atmosphere with Sony tier backseating and "advice"
So the whole game is gonna be compromised by this shit, huh? Yet now that it's in a Nintendo game it's not a problem to most of the people here kek
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SAMUS TASUKETE
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test
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>>725890342
>we're actually going home
not one of them will survive

>ice shot is slowing them down
what the fuck
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>>725891397
Maybe there will be potential for sequence breaks where you don’t pick up any companions and skip all the dumb shit
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the psychic beam control just looks like a shittier version of the rocket power up from rayman 3, and that power up was thankfully limited to a handful of places.
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>Mario Wonder introduced new flowers that talk about literally everything in front of you and throw Marvel quips at you
>Donkey Kong Bananza forces Pauline to comment on literally every single thing you do
>Pikmin 4 has other captains constantly phoning you in to explain shit to you
>Kirby Forgotten Land has the green rat who explains everything to you and tells you what to do
>Prime 4 now has tons of NPCs who vomit out Marvel quips to you and tell you what to do
Is Nintendo just fucking terrified that someone might possibly step out of line and just take a minute to breathe while playing their games now? Why does the player have to be told what to think about EVERY fucking thing now? I'm honestly shocked Mario Kart World didn't have Toadsworth call in every five seconds to go "LOOK OUT MARIO THERE'S A PIRANHA PLANT UP AHEAD, THAT REALLY BITES!!!!"
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You're playing kid's games anon
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>>725890342
I am having to agree! As a party of neutral ego I must say that METROID PRIME 4: BEYOND does look to be of a superior experience in gaming!! I will be doing the needful upon arrival of this game's date and making the purchase promptly! I suggest you all be kindly doing the same for we can all enjoy the newest game masterpiece as one soul!!!
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>>725890342
it does
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>>725891767
It's fucking weird how they transitioned to this when Zelda outside of the tutorial area was the total opposite. Yet they reuse the open world formula
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>>725891135
Yes! Because there is absolutely nothing else that raise red flags about this game at all other than the Miles dialogue! I'm going to be buying this game Day ONE on Nintendo Switch 2.
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>>725890342
>can fllick/fling yourself with spiderball
>lightning beam
looking good
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>>725891767
Because you're stupid, and everything you think for yourself is stupid.
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>>725891767
To be fair everything but Prime 4 is meant for little kids that want more direction.
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>>725891135
>golem
lol
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It really sucks that they seemed to have done an excellent job with the game, aside from these annoying fucking NPCs. Hopefully they get slaughtered by Sylux halfway through, but even so, the earl atmosphere will be ruined. Tempered my excitement quite a bit

>>725891767
I don’t really remember Elfilin doing shit. Flowers and Pauline was mostly just color commentary too, so it wasn’t a big deal. Somehow Metroid got it the worst, cause these fuckers are the worst written and most tutorializing. I blame God of War’s influence
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>>725891767
And you can turn all of them off. Wow.
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>>725893514
They've done an excellent job with the game, especially with the new characters.
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>>725893591
Livestock post
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>>725893514
>Somehow Metroid got it the worst, cause these fuckers are the worst written and most tutorializing
Oh, you've beaten the game?
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>>725891602
It's not exactly a unique gimmick
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>>725890342
"this looks fucking incredible"
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>>725892110
>hourly metroid hate threads with broken English are fine
>even a single positive post is MUH ESL SHILLLLLLLS
I hate this board.
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>>725893690
unique or not, it looks like it grinds the game to a halt and is used more than a handful of times, so I'm not too enthusiastic about it.
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>>725890342
It looks garbage, Buy an Ad, Nintendojeet
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>>725893769
Yes, you will be punished for shilling your game. Go to r*ddit if you want positivity.
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>>725891602
The control beam looks like a better version of hyoi pear from Wind Waker, and sadly its practicality was limited to few places.
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>>725893854
the dichotomy of man
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>>725893854
20 days until Prime 4 reams this board a new butthole.
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>>725893671
>“Um hey, shoot the piston, not please!”
>“It’s about to get real nerdy in here”
he’s demonstrably worse than any character in any significant, recent Nintendo game that I can recall
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Hope they add an option to mute the companion characters or at least skip Myles' tutorial dialogue
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>>725893839
>>725893835
Yes saar, do the Needful and to be hating the Nintendies! ThankYou, COME AGAIN!
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>>725893769
>>hourly metroid hate threads with broken English are fine
>>even a single positive post is MUH ESL SHILLLLLLLS
Did you know that "Nin toddlers" (without the space obviously) is filtered? This is because the moderation team is full of a bunch of thin-skinned nintendo fanboys. They let these blatant advertising threads stay up and give arbitrary bans to anyone who criticizes Nintendo whenever they get their ass hurt about something.
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>>725890342
Yeah I remember playing Metroid Prime for the first time and thinking it was shit because it didn't have a Disney+ character constantly talking down my ear. Glad they finally fixed that.
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>>725894068
Yeah, so is (sony pony), (x bot), and (pc fat), you fucking retard. Same for (t b h), (s m h), and (fa m).
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>>725893984
Not sure how that's worse than the flowers.
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>>725894068
tinfoil hat kun, people are just excited about the avalanche of new gameplay footage that released to day after 20 years of not a damn thing
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>>725894327
The famitsu threads say otherwise, liar. Why are you talking about sales if you supposedly care about the gameplay footage?
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>>725894068
>cries about the Nintendo filter, but not the sony, pc, or m$ filters
Oh yeah, this isn't cherrypicked at all.
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>>725894380
ACfag, please just go to the other thread and do you little monkey dance there. I heard they said something positive about the zero suit there!
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>>725894380
I have no clue what you're talking about, quit being a faggot.
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>>725894321
The character is a glorified “le science” redditor stereotype. And this quippy dogshit a much worse fit for the tone of the game. How is it hard to understand?
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>>725894327
>excited about the avalanche of new gameplay footage that released to day after 20 years
You'd have to be retarded to be excited about this dogshit. The big open-world desert looks like shit, the bike animations look like shit, the claptrap companion makes the game look like a fucking chore to play through. The gay flowers were the worst part of Wonder by far.
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>>725894514
Whatever you like, it sucks shit. You're welcome I cleared this up for you bro.
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>>725894507
You didn't read my post. And since the game's not out, we don't know anything a out how often he says shit, if it changes throughout the game, or anything about the other characters. And no, some unwanted nerd comments are not worse than the flowers interjecting on EVERYTHING in Wonder.
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>>725894491
>>725894503
>>725894585
You guys do not care about gameplay discussion. Why do you pretend otherwise? At least be honest, instead of pretending to care about the quality of the board.
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>>725894514
>The big open-world desert looks like shit
Disagree, and it's a hub, not an open world. Hyrule Field is fine, you don't play videogames at all.
>the bike animations look like shit
No they don't.
>the claptrap companion makes the game look like a fucking chore to play through
Oh no, early game has some brief tutorial dialogue while you play. Say it ain't so.
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>>725894652
I did, you’re just stupid. And you can mute the flowers. they’re not part of a story that tries to give them some emotional and plot relevance. This is worse
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>>725894653
Saying everything sucks is not a fucking discussion, and responding to someone saying a thought terminating cliche like that with a similar thought terminating cliche is witty and what you deserve. Stop hating everything for once in your life if you want effort posting.
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>>725891207
They look AI generated.
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>>725894874
So you know how the character's arc plays out? Can I see your completed file?
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>>725895015
Yes, yes, evrything is AI.
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>>725895015
I mean, the previous standard was literally a pile of rocks that roared
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>>725894994
You don't hold that phiilosophy when it comes to non-nintendo games, hypocrite.
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>>725894813
>>The big open-world desert looks like shit
>Disagree, and it's a hub, not an open world. Hyrule Field is fine, you don't play videogames at all.
They look like fucking shit. Gacha slop like Genshin Impact has a desert that mogs the fuck out of it. Why can't little indie company Nintendo compete?
>No they don't
They look like shit. The zero frame wheelie looks like shit. The zero frame attack animation looks like shit. It all looks like fucking shit.
>brief tutorial dialogue
lmao
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>>725895023
Nothing I said implied that. Don’t be purposefully obtuse. He’s doing progression relevant shit in cutscenes like turning on the power in the sanctuary and setting up comms with Samus. Plot relevance and trying to endear him to you. You don’t have to act stupid and mount a poor defense the shitty looking part of the game. The rest looks mostly good-great
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>>725895375
>the rest looks mostly good-great
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>>725895731
Desert hub is iffy, but I think it’ll be a good pace breaker
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Why would Samus need help form any of these npcs?
Metroid was always, I'm going on an adventure with Samus and if I do well shes my friend.
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>>725890342
Getting lots of Scorn vibes from the atmosphere
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>>725895823
A good game doesn't need a pace breaker.
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>>725890342
Looks like some bland game for children. Big ass empty room with a single enemy.
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>>725895932
Yeah they can
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>>725896042
Just sounds like a bad game to me. If you need to take a break from a game, it's called saving and turning it off.

Do you need the game to spoonfeed you anything else?
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>>725890342
Why does every nindendo gamehave shitty textures
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>>725895337
>They look like fucking shit
It's a singular location, pajeet. And it looks fine.
>The zero frame wheelie looks like shit
Cool lies.
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>>725896109
They were made with Switch 1 in mind which, relative to its gen, is the weakest console of all time.
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>>725895932
What a stupidly reductive generality. You really have diminished mental faculties ACfag
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>>725896226
>a game can't just let you read the tutorial in the instruction manual, it MUST force it on you in an hour long unskippable segment
>you cannot be allowed to skip cutscenes, what if you miss a critical piece of story?
>the game has to tell you when to take a break, simply saving and quitting is too much for gamers

You're the one who's too mentally damaged to make these calls yourself, so you need the game to tell you what to do.
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>>725895375
>Don’t be purposefully obtuse
Are you responding to a mirror? We've seen so little pf the game and characters, and you're making a full judgment call on what amounts to less than 1% of the game. I get you're so irony-poisoned that you see any miniscule degree of levity as "reddit humor", but at least attempt to show some degree pf reservation.

>>725895932
Name one good game with no pace-breaking. You can't and won't.
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Game looks fun to play. Considering how other games do corridors / rooms the fact this has so many different styles is refreshing.
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>>725896165
every game nintendo shits out has dogshit textures. They abysmal
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>>725896131
>Cool lies.
It's literally in the trailer you stupid faggot.
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>>725896410
And it isn't "zero frame". You can literally see Samus bend down before the wheelie. You're a fucking clown.
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>>725890342
I can't watch. See you Christmas Day. oh let's get this wall out of your way https://files.catbox.moe/sog52k.png
finally. Take all the real world with you as she saves all gaming and peace in space.
M'etecoons.
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>>725896376
>Name one good game with no pace-breaking. You can't and won't.
Environmental Station Alpha.
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>>725896103
Sounds like normal gameplay to me
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Excerpt from IGN's Preview:

>“If it's OK with you, I’m gonna tag along. So, where to? It might be a good idea to check the map and get our bearings.”

>I started to get a sinking feeling. In one turn, Samus not only gained an unwanted companion, that companion also instantly started chiming in on what I should be doing, like Atreus to Kratos in God of War, or Aloy to… Aloy in Horizon. The next 20 minutes of my demo ranged from mildly annoying to downright infuriating, as Myles constantly bombarded me with either awkward attempts at quippy humor…

>“It’s about to get reeeeal nerdy in here!”

>Unwelcome hints that directly defy Metroid’s spirit of exploration and discovery:

>“Missiles are effective against a creature with a hard shell, you know."

>He would scold me for not stopping to save my game:

>“Samus, there's something interesting over there. Are you sure we don’t need to use that?”

>Comment on everything I scanned:

>“Can you read that? Does that say anything about this place? They really don’t want anyone in here. Must be a sacred space.”

>State the obvious:

>“I can see the door, Samus! Let's get out of here.”
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>>725896357
You can just simply not play games you don't like
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>>725896601
Doesnt' stop you from shitting on any game you don't like, hypocrite. Or do I need to remind you of the famitsu threads?
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>>725896554
cringe connoisseurs gonna be eating good when this game releases
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>>725896376
I said that this character is worse than the others, and I articulated why. Humor isn’t the issue, the issue is that it is annoying and unfunny. I’m not making a judgment call on the game based on 1%. I’m judging the 1%. Quit being such a fucking idiot, christ sakes. I’ve already talked about liking the rest, and yet you you’re here feeding the fucking schizo to ruin discussion beyond recognition
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>>725896526
>save rooms
>teleport rooms
>dialogue
>hallways
Uh huh. Next attempt, please.
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>>725896732
>Humor isn’t the issue, the issue... unfunny
Please read what you type before posting.
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What does this gameplay show that’s encouraging? I don’t want to watch and have puzzles spoiled and shit
>spoi-
Shut up schizo
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>>725896679
That's fine if you're just shitting on something to troll people or teach them a lesson. Most people know this about you which is why you have the reputation you do.
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>>725896839
>can ignore all of them
Meanwhile Marvel Prime 4 forces them down your throat.
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>>725896905
Please develop some braincells before beginning an argument
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>>725896992
So you really can't comprehend someone who doesn't blindly worship a corporation, the same way you do.
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>>725897010
You absolutely cannot ignore hallways in ESA, nor several pieces of dialogue. You didn't play the game you're using to lose an argument.
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>>725897036
>says stupid shit
>gets called out
>calls the other guy stupid for calling you out
Classic.
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>>725897109
Yes you can. It's called sequence breaking. But oh that's bad because it harms the heckin cinematic story, so Metroid will force you down a path like Zelda did.

>you can go anywhere and do anything!
>NO YOU HAVE TO COMPLETE THE TUTORIAL FIRST!
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>>725897059
I guess I'm dumb. Work for you? Conversation over or did you have more to say than insulting me?
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>>725896554
If this was a Sony game, every tendie itt would be absolutely tearing into it and laughing at it, but here they are defending it instead. Brand fanboyism is a hell of a drug.
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>>725897390
You clearly are dumb if you see no problem with endless famitsu spam and jerking off to sales, all while claiming that indie games are bad for not making as much money as AAA games.
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>>725897217
>the issue isn’t the presence of [broad concept], it’s that they are incompetent and made the [broad concept] shit
>UUUUUH, THAT’S STUPID
just kill yourself at this point, you’re just as bad as acfag
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>>725893803
who game is completely kiddy shit like always. i was always so disappointed that prime never utilized the creativity that the third dimension really can add to a game by making the game more immersive sim-like. if the game had more creative environmental effects and player tools like Prey it would be incredible.
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>>725893514
It's not just GoW, this is the AAA template so that any retard can play them. Basically every big corporate game is dumbed down to this extent now, the exceptions are Elden Ring and BG3 but From caved and added things like NPC locations onto the map early on.
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>>725897667
>Basically every big corporate game is dumbed down to this extent now

Can you blame them when zoomers and journalists are fucking retarded
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>>725897464
Guess I'm dumb then! :D
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Ive never played a first person metroid but I do have a switch 2. What are the chances the difficulty here could actually be hard? It seems like it actually has some challenge to it. Pleasently surprised by the trailer the announcement video made it looking fucking terrible.
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I kind of like the idea of running into Fed Troopers and working with them sometimes. What I don't like is that these seem to railroad you (and the dialogue isn't great). If Mackenzie dies during the escort mission, it's game over. Resident Evil gave you branching paths were sometimes you find Rebecca dead or Barry gets shoved off the platform by Lisa and that was over 20 years ago.
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Every time i look at footage my first though is "what retro game is this?"
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>>725890342
Why does this game remind me of zelda so much
Maybe Im starved for zelda dungeons after the last two games
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>>725897998
We're seeing gamers flock to indies precisely because they aren't dumbed down and don't insult their intelligence. I don't think it's a viable long term strategy, the last time the industry tried this Dark Souls popped off because it didn't hold your hand and then it inspired 15~ years of derivative titles.
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>>725898141
these games are typically easy as fuck because of energy tanks, but a common challenge is a low percent completion run. I wouldn't want to do that on a first playthrough but obviously these games are highly replayable
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>>725897492
Talking about disappointments, prey was a pile of shit, I'm glad it flopped and it's studio is dead.
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>>725898337
So basically avoid health upgrades like Bananza?
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>>725898392
yeah avoid ALL upgrades such as missile expansions as well. only get the mandatory ones as best as you can manage.
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I like how much damage samus is taking from enemies in the footage
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>>725891135
I still cancelled my preorder over the quips, knowing each area will have a sidekick who likely quips too. That and the psychic bullshit + giant empty space when Metroid has traditionally been cleanly interconnected through elevators killed my interest in the game.

If I'm wrong and post-release it's all a nothingburger I'll consider picking it up, but for now they've done a fucking abhorrent job in selling this game to me.
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>>725898392
Not that anon, but I always play Metroids and similar games trying to 100% them first, then play through at a light "speedrun" pace to get some challenge in, while also going for the fast completion ending. Each game has different ending screens and such based on speed of completion and/or item collection percentage.
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>Make annoying ass companion as a lightning rod for all the criticism
>All the flaws that would have gotten flack from reviewers go unnoticed
Nintendo’s plan is working perfectly and you’re all playing right into their hands.
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>>725898179
Resident evil also gave you Ashley and Sheva who rail roaded the fuck out of the game and that was more recent
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The environment design looks really excellent in this video. But it really feels like they’re still hiding the core conceit of the game. We know dick all about Sylux’s intentions, the only hint of an objective is “collect these incredibly basic macguffins” , and there’s still the main spinny object that is in the logo that we know dick all about. Feels like they must be hiding something, likely the time travel, but it seems weird to get an overview trailer without it. Still, there’s marketing time left
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>>725890342
You can tell Halo 4 people worked on this.
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>>725898659
That trick doesn't work on me. The industry has thrown waifushit at the wall and hoped it would stick for decades, but it couldn't hide any of the game's flaws.
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It's a continuation of the degenerate trends we saw in Prime 3.
It looks really fucking bad.
Why do the goyim delude themselves into thinking otherwise?
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The desert looks barren and the NPCs look adulterating. Everything else looks damn good.
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>>725898582
What’s the issue with the psychic shit? The slow guided beam could be a bit dull if overused, but they generally look like good puzzle toolbelt stuff
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>>725898141
>What are the chances the difficulty here could actually be hard?
Extremely low. Even the hardest difficulty will be a cakewalk
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>>725898790
>looks good
>can't talk about the game without jerking off sales and metacritic scores
hmmm.....
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>>725895375
You are arguing with a shill
>>725897445
Jeets hired by snoy, tendie, valve, xcocks are not in fact fanboys
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Im hyped, dont care about eric crying all day making 200 threads
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Nothing about this looks looks good. Everything that isn't obvious dogshit (open world, dialogue) is stuff we have already seen 1000 times (she can jump and open doors guys!)
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>>725899360
lmao you are desperate to make /v/ turn on it, its not gonna work
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>>725899360
I'm not surprised. There hasn't been a single good switch 2 game released.
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>>725899434
/v/ is majority subhuman third-world cattle. They'll love it.
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>>725899589
This. You should've seen how much Metroid fans loved other M. All because they could jerk off to Samus.
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No really, anyone have any ideas? >>725898705 looking at this footage, the green crystals seem like they’re scattered across the desert at least, so maybe they’re not the big motivating force. But the memory seed you exchange them for is supposed to be “taken to a new world” according to the axolotl hologram. I dunno
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>>725898141
The Prime games have a couple decently challenging sections. Your first visit to the Phazon Mines in Prime 1 is just one giant descent through like 15 rooms full of the toughest enemies in the game before you finally hit a save room. Prime 2 in general is just kind of a hard for a post-NES Nintendo game, not Fromsoft or anything but there's some parts that'll give you a run for your money
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Are they gonna drop the Switch 2 update for Prime 1 remake and make Prime 2 remake after this?
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>>725898678
Literally the whole point of RE4 is to rescue Ashley and RE5 is built around co-op. Not really relevant to Metroid like the original RE trilogy
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It really is incredible to see Nintendofags eat shit in real time. I expect it from youtube comments but even here on /v/ AKA contrarian central they still can't help themselves
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>>725900705
I love seeing them turn on their gameplay-first mentality by justifying all these talking segments, the quips, and unnecessary expositional bouts.
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>>725900705
Sorry for your mental retardation my friend
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>>725890342
>Samus has the Icebeam again
So this takes place before Fusion? I thought the year implied it took place after Dread.
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>>725900064
I'm drawing a blank right now.
The only new footage of sylux we saw was him nursing his hangover here.
Still wondering what its about.
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>>725897492
>hear about this weapon in prey
>sounds cool as shit
>play it
>turns out this and the morph are the only cool traversal abilities and it's not actually like a metroid game at all
kill all preyfags
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>>725891767
>now
try since the wii
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are there any metroid games where you start with all of your abilities
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>>725901015
None. Though theres probably a romhack or something that has that as a gimmick
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>>725901014
>he forgot about FLUDD
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>>725890342
The music sounds off and really weird. Was it AI generated?
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>No new beams it seems
>but all the elemental missiles look really cool
Conflicting feelings desu
Beams and visors are the coolest power ups in the prime games and I feel like prime 3 suffered for their being pushed to the sideline with weak function visors and the stacking beams
On the other hand, they made stuff like ice missiles which I always seethe at for taking the spot of the ice beam, look really cool for once.
Still hyped for the game, in spite of space chud.
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The incredibly talkative sidekicks kind of fuck up Samus’s characterization. It makes her seem less taciturn and more autistic when she so often stays completely mute. Dread got the balance right
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>>725901890
Desu I do kinda imagine her being a little bit of an autist.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6Mj6jwxt8o
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>>725890342
>she jumps now
WOAH mind blowing,
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>>725900885
Yeah, no idea what’s going on with him there. Could speculate, but we have so little to go on that it seems silly. It’s crazy that we know basically nothing about his motives or role in the game considering he has an amiibo. It must be significant. Again, him, the logo object, it really screams some big unknown. And time travel would be a good fit, especially since it would work as a narrative revelation that complicates all the npc chatter about “getting home to family.” But I’m bot going to count on it. At least not on it being a significant gameplay mechanic
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Does Metroid get art books? I'd love to see the development of Beyond's style.
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>>725903025
You want to see the prompts they use for 4?
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>>725903025
They’re releasing one for the Prime trilogy. Dunno if we’ll get any more
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>>725890998
The bare minimum
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>>725891135
Mario's a nigger...
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>>725895015
(You) are ai generated
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On one hand
>no new beams
I think thats a little disappointing, because I think beams and visors are the coolest power-ups in prime.
Now on the other hand
>elemental missiles look really cool this time around
I normally seethe at ice missiles for taking the spot of what should be the ice beam, but this go around they actually look really cool.
All of these special missiles do
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I feel like this guy is kinda meant to be annoying but because so many other shitty games are used to making their MAIN CHARACTERS talk like this it comes off worse. His voice isn't obnoxious so it's at least a step above.
>>725901890
I think its kinda funny that she doesn't really acknowledge their quips tbdesu
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>>725904264
I feel like they're trying to make be the game's Otacon but he just comes across as well.....Jar Jar
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I don't think I'll be getting this day 1. I was already on the fence with it existing in general and the bike shit, but Miles pushed it over the edge. I am not buying this shit at full price, if at all. I am fucking waiting and watching on this one.
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Can you shoot Myles to shut him up?
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>>725901582
>>725904170
huh?
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>>725900064
If they're allowing some random Nip to show off a cutscene where the whole Feddie Mook squad are together and apparently ready to teleport home (not happening), I'm going to guess the 5 areas they've shown are the first 3/4s, maybe 1/2 of the game. Then Sylux will show up, hopefully killing the Fed characters, before doing ??? which opens up some new areas or something along those lines. Well, that's me being optimistic. It's also possible that cutscene leads straight into the designated McGuffin hunt where you have to revisit fire/ice/grass/thunder land before the endgame stretch.
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Serious question: why do the bike sections look mobile game tier? Is the Switch 2 that lacking in power or is this just a case of bad art direction?
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>>725906179
He is Sylux. Trust.
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>>725906179
Sylux is probably going to kill them all
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>>725906556
Not fucking soon enough.
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>>725903479
For a handheld?
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>>725890342
LMAO
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>>725906479
Why would Sylux monologue to himself about his shitty cubicle life before Samus arrived?
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Other M won.
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When are these Empirical fucks going to decide that the Earth Feddies have advance tech and are trying to copy Samus powers for themselves so the Trace race can decide to destroy Earth Feddies and steal samus powers?

They can be there own game at this point.
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>>725906736
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>>725891135
>it's only one fly in your soup
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>>725890342
Why do the graphics look exactly the same as they did 23 fucking years ago.
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>>725906906
>Empirical
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>Mario Kart was boring
>Donkey Kong was Ok but disappointing
>Metroid is a dumpster fire

Did I really buy this console just for kirby?
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>>725907021
fair but i havent slept at all yet
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>>725906736
Damn it, McKenzie!
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>>725891767
>forgotten land
There is no voice acting in that. You can ignore it as Elfilin doesnt pause the game to tell you anything. All he does is say "there's a new waddle dee thing to check out!" Dont bring Kirby into this shitmess.
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>>725907067
No, you're just ESL
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>>725907047
>kirby air riders
sell me on this, looks incredibly barebones same with the GCN version. i can't even bother buying that shit at launch either when it was released. They look like inferior games compared to Mario Kart or F-Zero at the time
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>>725907154
It's an extremely casual game with nothing going for it other than le cutesy appeal. Not worth 70 dollars IMO.
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>>725907135
cute, but answer my question fag
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>>725907154
Honestly I'm coping, the demo was fun but it seems bare bones. I'm sunk cost fallacying myself into not having bought a paperweight.

I've only played my switch 2 a few times since I bought it.
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>>725891767
I turned off the flower in wonder and pauline was easily the worst part of bananza she could not shut the fuck up.
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>>725897998
I can blame them because they are not forced by law or gunpoint to make these changes. If someone can't play a T rated game and think, then they shouldnt even have a say in anything.
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>>725907209
ah ill probably download it in 10 years when it becomes emulated and forgot i have it then.
>>725907230
>buying a console at launch, you didn't learn after the 20 other consoles that came out?
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>>725894321
you can turn off the flower
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>>725907307
My switch 1 was broken and I wanted to play my old switch games after not having a working one for a few years.
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>>725907047
Mario Kart is great if you care to learn the mechanics. Coolest and most mechanically engaging shortcuts in the series
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>>725906736
Other M, I fucking apologize.
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>>725904264
His voice is annoying and his way of talking is cringe.
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>Famitsu thread full of people saying how they love the new NPCs and how they enjoy the dialogue and how it makes the game nuanced and theatrical

I knew those people were not right in the head, but this is a new level of pathetic.
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>>725906902
I curse and damn Brahma, Vishnu, and Shiva to eternal shit.
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>>725907154
It’s an arcadey ass battle royale kart combat game. The main mode doesn’t play luke any other kart racer, and there’s a ton of situational variety within that mode, even if the game has less “content”, if that makes sense. Try the demo this weekend. It frantic and fun. It’s filtering redditors because it get so fast at times
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>>725907504
Why is it that the people who want to be alone never can have their peace.
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>>725897445
The ones who are criticizing it are instantly called acfag, or eric, or macaco. This game made me realize that most nintendo fans are just as cultish (I'm ashamed it took me this long to realize it) as sony and steam fags. They're also down right schizophrenic in the famitsu threads
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>>725907506
Based.
Other M still won though.
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I just realized that this same situation happened to monhun wilds and at this point I wouldn't be surprised if there is a forced walking cutscene segment
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>>725903025
Dread had one
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>>725907856
Wilds? It was world that introduced the retarded companion gimmick
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>>725907504
Strange, most of the replies are wait for the finished game and I don't really like it either
>>725903115
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>>725904626
>doubling down on vagina suit
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>>725901374
more like CHUDD lol
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>>725890907
We'll all be home yall!
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>>725908137
yeah but I'm talking about how everything was revealed
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>>725903025
prime trilogy + prime R just gone one

not as good as the light suit but still nice. I have to see it fully to know if it's better than the Vi-O-La suit (best suit since varia/light in prime 2)
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Why are people freaking out over fed troopers? Samus would obviously help them, and then they would help Samus in any way they could. Why the fuck wouldn't they?
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>>725891767
I felt the shift between prime 3 and skyward sword
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qrd? Why's everyone despairing? I always thought 4 looked shit
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Leaks when I want NSP
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>>725908151
>half the replies are saying "STOP BEING A DOOMPOSTER" over legitimate concern
>rest of the thread is mindless masturbation over how it'll be yet another masterpiece

Look at this disgusting shill. >>725892839
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HE (really) HATES IT.
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>>725908314
I'm not outright opposed to the GF NPCs existing, but this specific guy is annoying and tonally dissonant.
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>>725908314
Nintendo couldn't make a game with a silent protagonist and without any spoken lines of dialogue anymore. You gotta have a yapper, and for a series like Metroid where the accent is on isolation in an unknown alien world (Nintendo's Halo), the jabberjaws completely ruin the experience fans would want. It's truly $100 million sunk into Prime 4 that forces Nintendo to try to appeal to literal cattle.
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>>725908412
Puppetfag should kill himself, as should you. Don’t care if the retard has a correct opinion every now and then
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>>725907154
It has the happy merchant theme in it
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>>725908398
love it when my astronauts complain about their wageslave past life in the face of imminent danger
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>>725908398
Other M's melodrama is more tonally appropriate than this
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>>725908527
Ah, yes, the isolated games such as Metroid Fusion, where you have a computer buddy, you get mission briefings from. Metroid Prime 2, where a giant moth man tells you where to go and you can visit at any time. Metroid Prime 3, where NPCs were around and talked to you there as well. Let us not forget Metroid Other M. In fact, Samus has had some NPC around, talking to her, more often than not.
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>>725908718
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>>725908398
I can't fathom what Retro was thinking with this shit. Metroid is not the series for...whatever this is.
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>>725908723
>every single game listed was an inferior Metroid title that was boring compared to their predecessors and ruined the tone with talking and NPCs

Really does make you think....
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>>725908723
That's why people are blaming it on the retards overtaking the franchise. They're just gonna go from Prime 3 and make they cinematic experience
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>>725890342
That looks pretty good. Even the sand shit I see you guys complaining about. The combat out there looks fun.
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>>725908723
Moth Monster Man in Prime 2 only talks to you once every couple hours. Prime 3 was already the worst of the trilogy and 4 looks like it’s doubling down on its worst aspects
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>>725908723
in what universe is it a good idea to remain on the path that led to Other M
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>>725908723
I like Prime 3 but it was exactly as far as this NPC shit ever needed to go, if not already a little too far. At least you got to kick most of their asses if you didn't like them.
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>>725908805
People need to make art of Samus encouraging/helping Sylux kill these federation chucklefucks
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>>725891767
>>Donkey Kong Bananza forces Pauline to comment on literally every single thing you do
Pauline however pretty much never spoils puzzles or challenges though. She is kind of just cheerleading. She still comments on everything you do, but more in the sense that she loves when everything blows up, is about to blow up, or when you find cool stuff because she finds them cool.
It's perfectly valid to still dislike it. But I'd like to claim that it's fundamentally different from all the crap that keeps telling you how to play the fucking game. Pauline isn't a backseater.
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>>725908723
Dread will feel more of an isolated experience despite adam yapping in between loading sections than joss whedon's prime 4
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Honestly, we need a weak, pathetic man like Miles to properly self insert into for the Samus femdom scenes where she requires sexual relief.
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>beam ammo is back
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>>725891767
Sakurai already nailed this like 10 years ago, fucking kneel
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>>725896554
I like the idea of Samus meeting a bunch of NPCs, them having their stupid quips, and then them all becoming separated from each other and dying quickly shortly thereafter. Good set up for horror, mystery and suspense.

Metroid Other M had a similar idea but handled it horribly, as we all know.

Even if these NPCs characters die off due to Sylux fed hate something tells me the execution isn't going to be great at all.
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>>725891331
OP and everyone you quoted are obviously being sarcastic
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>>725909156
having actually likable and well written characters that get killed off would still be more effective than reddit quippers
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GOTY
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>>725908939
Despite the charged intro, the game dealt with extra characters nicely, they didn't overtake the whole gameplay, didn't quip to fill the downtime or ruin the experience because they were part of it. It felt disheartening to have Samus kill her bounty hunter friends succumbing to phazon, but holy fuck it's a kino concept.
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>judging a game based on a couple minutes of footage
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>>725894653
>You guys do not care about gameplay discussion.
You're projecting again.
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>>725909156
>Even if these NPCs characters die off due to Sylux fed hate something tells me the execution isn't going to be great at all.
I could see it working if what's shown is only the prologue to the rest of the game. Think aLttP's light world of the first act of Labyrinth of Galleria if you're somehow familiar with that.

Even if it doesn't work and the NPCs suck, Sylux potentially killing them will be cathartic.
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>>725908374
Yeah, probably relieved that it's just Hyrule field from Ocarina of Time and not a fully fledged open world.

https://i.4cdn.org/v/1763163334728433.jpg
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>>725909331
How is that better? Why does the world have a huge, empty hub in it? what could they possibly use to justify this bad game design?
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They are trying to copy the intern from doom
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>>725909402
it's better because it could be worse but that doesn't mean it's good
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>>725909061
You just totally changed my perspective on this
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>>725909370

>Nintendo fans when someone criticizes their game
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>>725909331
Deserts are some of the most aesthetically boring biomes. As much as I like Prime 2, that shit really starts in Torvus Bog.
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>>725909423
Where?
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>>725909501
In metroid prime 4
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>>725909402
It's better than a complete overworld packed full of endless exp and collectables, if it's just like a Zelda over world with a few collectables you can unlock when you have the powers, then it's not the worst thing possible, it's still unnecessary and could have been cut, same as the companions, I'd have replaced them with uncaring robots or creatures from the world that intersect with your adventure. I think it's showing that the large influx of new staff for MP4 has harmed the studio but things could have been significantly worse.
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>>725908314
Fed Troopers were handled better in Prime 2 (where they were all dead and you just found their corpses) or Prime 3 (had dialogue but weren't that annoying and weren't that intrusive past the tutorial beginning).

Here it seems like a major part of the game, where you'll meet multiple fed NPCs that they are trying desperately (and failing) to make likable. Even if they get killed off later (they will, they have obvious death flags) it seems they are too present for a Metroid title. It's already bad enough modern Metroid is stuck with Adam.
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Many people are saying they want to see Miles get pegged by Samus.
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>>725894380
>sales
Dude wasn't even talking about sales you retarded bot.
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You know what would fix this? Make this guy some 10 year old kid who ended up stranded.
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>>725908302
>>725903143
when the fuck is bigbadtoystore shipping that out? I ordered it there instead of amazon because fuck Amazon shipping but it's already released there
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>>725908913
If I remember correctly it was before/after every major boss. Unnecessary but not too bad in the grand scheme. Metroid Prime 2 is my favorite and I feel it had a decent amount more dialogue than prime 1 without overdoing it.
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>>725909763
Tell that to the fandom that regularly spams famitsu threads.
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>>725907047
TotK kind of destroyed my liking for Nintendo. I've become a hater now. I used to be such a nintendofag too.
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>>725909637
>large open nothing is better because muh false realism

LISTEN TO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. We didn't HAVE to have a fucking open world, this was forced by that old geriatric Miyamoto waggling his fag wrinkly finger in disapproval.You're literally sunken cost reasoning. DONT BUY IT. You don't have to CONSOOM LATEST THING.
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>>725909787
Samus being shota hunter aside, this could work if the kid is also a bit quiet, mellow and mysterious. You don't know his deal, he doesn't talk much, but he has powers for some reason that help with Samus puzzle solving (and by help I mean he DOES NOT give you hints on how to solve the puzzle)
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>>725909868
>>large open nothing is better because muh false realism
Anon didn't say that? Do you understand how relative comparisons work?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTd_Nco_E-0
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>>725909582
He wasn't a weight shackled to you quipping, just for a minute at most mid game a bit like a useless Otacon. Only gives some exposition and fucks off instead of being an annoyance.
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>>725910020
>puzzles include "sliding a door open" and "putting a ball in a hole"

Ah, the korok special.
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>>725910103
What would possibly be the paywalled QoL and cheats? (amiibos)
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>>725908913
>OLD GOOD, NEW BAD
Every time with you npcs
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>>725910201
Old doesn't overstay its welcome.
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>>725891570
They've gotten better at implementing anti-fun measures over the years so unfortunately I doubt it
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>>725891570
You get a game over if you let them die
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>>725910201
>Wow, that sure was a fun roller coaster! I think I'll try this other roller coaster designed by the same company.
>Uh... wait, why does this roller coaster have us randomly stop for no reason to do something unrelated to riding a roller coaster?
>And why is some random guy talking into my ear making unfunny jokes?
>I mean the parts where the coaster actually goes are still pretty fun, but...
Yeah, clearly it's just "old good, new bad"
It's not like the old game can't just be better in some cases
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>>725891767
I had forgotten about the millennial flowers in Mario Wonder
…I actually forgot about that game entirely
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>>725911319
>I mean the parts where the coaster actually goes are still pretty fun, but...
even this is questionable. riding a motorcycle across empty fields of nothing is boring as sin, and the enemies shown off don't show off any proper AI. Like they're just scripted to run at you blindly so you can shoot them without thinking.
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And I thought Rundas talking them being the good guys or whatever was a bit much for a quip even back then.
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>>725910020
This game is so weird, the Metroid Prime stuff looks fun but the new stuff ruins the experience. the dumb desert hub, the bike that can turn into a hover craft, Fed allies who you have to protect all the time and hope they don't die or in robo's case, blow up. That's the main things that are going to hurt the game. The exact same problem the 2D games tend to have where everything that isn't Metroid is what takes away from the actual Metroid experience.
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>>725907047
You were doing well until the kirby bit, air riders is the worst among those games. $70 for fuck all
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>>725909847
>I used to be such a nintendofag too.
Yeah, now you're just a fag.
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>>725911780
Also betting that there is a Prime gem underneath all that crass but I wouldn't wanna spend a dime supporting this Californianly-captured company. I'm not flaming, I'm just saying.
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>>725912167
Honestly, because of the obnoxious fanboys that keep trying to defend the bad marvel movie quips and NPCs, I don't even want to acknowledge any potential good thing about the game. They don't deserve that.
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One of the few positives about Zelda going open world slop was them ditching the constant sidekick characters and having Link be mostly alone. It funny how every other Nintendo franchise instead just doubled down even harder on the sidekicks.
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>>725912427
You still had the occasional cutscene with actual people speaking in English rather than one word or grunts while you read the text box
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>>725912167
I knew Prime 4 was fucked when I saw Retro hiring a bunch of AAA devs. Look at the bright side to all of this, Retro fucks this up and Nintendo will give up on the west. I can see Sony doing the same since there's rumors that if their current western games fails anymore, they're dropping them for Japan. I believe Valve is needed to save the American game industry. Prime 4 can't suck or it may be over for us, not Metroid but America.
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>>725907014
Silly anon, better hardware specs aren't for you. They're so developers don't have to try as hard to get the baseline output.
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>>725893695
>>725909282
>Looks like a rip-off spartan wearing the halo armor equivalent of a fucking safety vest
>GOGGLES that look detachable but are built into the helmet....
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>>725912893
>Look at the bright side to all of this, Retro fucks this up and Nintendo will give up on the west.
it's going to sell regardless because Switch 2 consumers are retards who buy anything. There's no bright side if this game still becomes the best selling Metroid, which is likely due to it being Prime title and longly anticipated.
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>>725913014
Yeah, when I saw them unironically shilling for the Switch version of Cyberpunk, that was a sign of things to come.
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>>725913193
>Quip McGee does it for you
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>>725913014
Part of me wants this to succeed and part of me doesn't, this is a lose lose situation. This fails, Nintendo gives up on the west, this succeeds, Prime 4 sequels will become a quipy mess. We are in hell.
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>>725893769
nintenfags are the esl's.
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>>725891767
Metroid Prime 3 already ruined Metroid Prime, all that Galactic Federation NPC garbage ruined it. Metroid Prime 4 is just continuing the trend alraedy set by Metroid Prime 3
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>>725913496
Prime Hunter, 3, and Federation Force were signs, so were all the AAA hires, and that blue hair who wanted Samus to be a man playing dress-up. These were warning signs, red flags. Well, at least the tomboy fangirl is cute, that's one positive. Hope the black guy says "I'm getting too old for this shit" that would make my day.
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>>725913373
there are successful games that address criticism, anon
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>>725912893
Nintendo won't give up on the west, Retro has competent workforce for DK and future Metroid games even if this one flops. They avoid mass layoffs. At best they'll be shifted to be janitors for some other company until they earn their game budget back.
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>>725913515
is this some kind of gotcha? prime 4 clearly looks better but is also 4k60 or 1080p120
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>>725913014
Nigga it needs to beat botw sales figures to be seen as adequate in nintendo's eyes just because of the budget alone
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>>725909189
autistic people famously struggle with sarcasm
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>>725890342
The game looks fun
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>>725909282
Honestly, he's not nearly as bad when he at least has his dumbass helmet on. It's when you see his faggot face when you realize it's some dev self-insert where it truly becomes revolting.
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>>725909331
>All that empty space to go vroom vroom
I don't know if 10 year old me would be thrilled, did we use have worse proposition than this?
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I fucking hate that everyone is talking about the nerd and not giving the Terminator Juggernaut any love.
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>>725908412
best thing this puppetfag has ever uploaded
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>>725914625
Wasn't he on his knees with his tongue dangling for totk?
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Midroid
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>>725909496
I think Agon Wastes has amazing level design, but it really is such a bad first impression due to Boring Music + Boring Light Brown Biome.
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>>725908398
Fucking hell, man.
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>>725914625
Even he cant shill it
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>>725909331
Now I know what happened to the Jak 3 devs.
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>>725914625
I was having bad feelings from all the trailers but I tried to stay somewhat positive, this one killed the hype for me, goddammit. I didn't ask for quips and playing mommy to protect these rag tag group of idiots, if I wanted a Saturday Morning Cartoon, I would have just asked someone to make Samus and the Metroid Busters.
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I remember buying a switch for this game, I’m such a fool
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>>725890342
not really
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>make some moderately cool looking environments
>put a giant fucking desert between them
>rehash tears of the kingdom's worst mechanic for transportation
>force a team of quippy redditors in spacesuits on you
calling it now, they fucked it up bad enough that within 5-10 years we'll be seeing "prime-like" indies pop up and get acclaim just for doing what 1 and 2 did
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>>725915950
If this game was what they allowed to ship, just how putrid was the original attempt that Nintendo cancelled years ago?
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>>725915950
Insane 2 sneak.
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>>725916069
it probably just wasn't functional, missing milestones, etc
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>>725890342
Buy an ad, faggot
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>>725916069
That gutwrenching moment when you realize

>It might've been good
>Just "not what we wanted"
>now THIS is "what we wanted"
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>>725916336
A company isn't gonna cancel a project outright and flush their investment down the drain over it just not being what they wanted, (especially in this hypothetical where it's all stuff that could be added in later) it's almost certainly indicative of larger issues with the product beyond just execution.
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>>725916553
Coyote Vs. ACME was originally going to be a cancelled tax write off despite being a finished film. It's only actually being released due to massive backlash

>Apples / oranges
>Marketing gimmick

They clearly have more money than brains or talent at this point, it's not that farfetched.
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Actually, thinking about it, best case with this game is they pull an MGS2 and all this shit is a ruse for the surprise factor. Early game, all the NPCs die, the stupid fuckin' motorcycle gets destroyed, the desert only connects to basically tutorial areas
odds this is the case are almost zero, though
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>>725890342
Why does it look so slow.
I don't remember metroid prime looking that slow.
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>>725906736
Oh no. Oh no no no.
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>>725906736
I'm having flashbacks to that one Jontron bit from his Banjo Kazooie Nuts and Bolts review (If you know you know)

Also
>Press X to enter visor
Seems to imply this is going to be a major feature, I'm used to visors on the fucking C-stick (4 could have had a modifier perhaps)

>>725906906
Now that I think of it, weren't ALL the hunters aside from Sumass sacrificed to re-awaken the final boss in Hunters? Sylux included.

>Oh but they didn't DIE die, just "died"
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One of the feds is gonna say some shit like WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED and I am gonna buy a ticket to Japan and blow my brains out on Nintendo's doorstep
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>>725916959
They made an amiibo of the bike
It's gonna stay
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>>725908412
I have a feeling that the full game will offer less immersion and good direction than the first 5 minutes of this video
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>>725890342
Holy Shit. It's the fifth strand type game.
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>>725908398
The fact that this is actually in Prime 4 makes me want to fucking kill myself
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>>725891767
Talking flower my beloved.
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>>725908398
Please tell me this isn't real. Did one of the devs seriously self-insert into the Metroid game. This is dragon age veilguard all over again. Modern dialogue used in a universe where it clearly doesn't belong.
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You can tell these Galactic Federation soldiers are going to be at least mildly important due to the fact that they always have their faces shown. If they were just throwaways to move the plot along or they were going to killed in the beginning of the game they wouldn't bother designing a face and showing it to you all the time.
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>>725908412
It's not just Metroid having dialogue. Fusion, Prime 2, Prime 3, Other M and Dread all have varying degrees of dialogue, and obviously there is debate in how much the series should have. What makes this worse is the shoehorned attempt at "humor" and "likability" that just misses the mark. I'm sure it's part of Myle's character to be annoyingly talkative, but it really is the fact tha the is painfully unfunny and the game is trying hard to get you to relate to him that kills it more than other Metroid dialogue.
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Mom!
MOOOM! The snoys are seething at Nintenddo for having games again.
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>>725920238
This looks like every snoy game though.
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The game is going to end up with a 92 on metacrtic and /v/ will seethe endlessly just like with every great Nintendo game
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>>725920238
Huh? "Snoys" and "movie game" lovers would love this
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>>725890342
>>725890907
Good morning sir
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>>725920559
Yeah nintendo pays well for reviews
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>>725920559
>you have to like it because the faggot reviewer friends of the people who wrote it like it
No, no I don't.
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>>725920559
lmao
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>>725918101
>>725906736
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4SQj8Ua3kM
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>>725920559
This only matters to people who seek validation from game journalists. I couldn't imagine being one of those people, personally.
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>>725916336
You people say this about every canceled Nintendo project, then we get leaked footage and the leaked footage looks abysmally dogshit
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>>725921003
>>725920891
>>725920843
>already coping
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>>725891767
Don't forget, TotK's tutorial also decides to stop what the fuck you're doing after three Shrines in to force you to learn about Heart Containers in a drawn-out way. They really have no respect for the player's agency or intelligence anymore.
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Doomers won.
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>>725921167
You should probably learn what words mean before you use them.
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OHNONONONONONONONONO
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You can all thank her.
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>>725890342
Ho-ly amazeballs, friendos. Metroid is BACK! I'll be sure to take some paid leave and tell the wife to make me some 'za and leave me be for a week because... IT'S METROID TIME!
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It's too late to change any of this bullshit, but I sure hope the people at Retro are seeing all the feedback and feeling like shit right now. I'd say Nintendo as well, but they don't give a fuck when people call them out.
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>>725923549
I bet there was some higher up who forced this shit and the actual devs are feeling both pissed and vindicated about it
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>>725890342
4 more weeks brosssss
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>>725923668
No the devs are always in on it and are also to blame
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>>725890342
I'm having a blast
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>>725922195
Fausti left early
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>>725923549
I bet they started panicking when those articles came out a few weeks ago talking about Sony games that do this and they realized that even Game Journos are tired of this shit.
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>>725890342
Irony poisoning aside, this actually does look pretty sick. Still not sure I want a Switch 2 for just this game though.
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>>725923668
Every western dev nowadays thinks having the internet complaining about them is a mark of pride since they'll just act like all the complaints are coming from the wrong people. Within the week I expect some article of a Retro dev defending this. If Retro was more active on social media I'd expect some "haters are gonna hate" tweet.
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>>725923668
>and the actual devs are feeling both pissed and vindicated about it
LITERALLY never been the case since 2015
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This is so hilariously overblown that it'll amount to nothing of total playtime and then you retards will cry about how people didn't think this 15 minute segment ruined a much longer game lmfao, screencap this post anons!
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>>725924212
No it doesn't.
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>>725911871
jesus
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>>725924412
He's already confirmed to play a much larger role in the game
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>>725908398
Anyone who is surprised by this was not paying attention to anything in the last 10 years. Retro is an American game developer who was literally hiring blue haired trannies to write their game, of course it was going to end up exactly the same as halo, starwars, homeworld and every other western sci-fi IP.

Hire a woman or tranny, they can't relate to hard sci-fi, put in cringe "relatable" characters because they are cringe, suck all the mystique out of the brand. Because they are boring Millenials the only thing they understand is drab office politics, twitter fights and passive aggressive conflict with co-workers, suddenly an intergalactic sci-fi setting feels like it's about the most mundane, small minded shit imaginable
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>>725924412
>i...it's only 15 minutes!
>just ignore the Fed troops being used as a major selling point of the game and all the footage we have of them in later parts of the game
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>>725922195
This entire situation is hardcore dejavu, it's exactly the same as homeworld 3.
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>>725924479
Source?
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only played Hollow Knight
can i start with this Metroid or would it be better to start with Prime 1? or even the NES or SNES one?
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>>725924412
For the sake of argument, lets say you are right. Why should I trust the people who thought putting claptrap form borderlands into a Metroid game to explain the most basic game functions that show up in 99% of games, constantly points out everything in every room and I have to do escort missions with to be able to make a good Metroid game?
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I bought a Wii just for Prime 3, and was disappointed. This looks 100x worse.

>Won't_get_fooled_again.mp3
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>>725902565
Yeah why the fuck did they include that.
>samus can shoot AND jump
Wow what a revelation.
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>>725924754
>can i start with this Metroid
Probably but I don't know why you would. Play literally any other game in the series except Other M instead. Prime remaster is good.
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>>725924938
a good remaster?!
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>>725924754
My advice is always release order when getting into a franchise. That being said Metroid on the NES can be hard to get into since there's none of the QoL expectations you'd expect of the genre, not even a map and all the areas are pretty similar which makes exploration a bit more confusing. Super Metroid is probably the safest starting point.
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>>725924728
In the leaked footage he upgrades Samuses shit and is also in an end game cutscene
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>>725925046
Yeah, unless you really like blue doors.
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>>725924754
Super is the GOAT
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>>725924754
Super Metroid -> Zero Mission -> Metroid Fusion -> AM2R/Samus Returns -> Dread
Play the Prime games if you like the world, if you're basing your interest off how much you liked Hollow Knight then the games I put in order would be more what you want.
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>>725925060
Wow that's crazy how you have footage of the end game cutscene already
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>>725925183
Yeah there's footage of Samus in her final suit with all her companions talking about some planetary teleporter
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>>725925060
>upgrades Samuses shit
Canon?
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>>725925248
Oh wow that's insane I hope you show other people someday
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>>725891767
>Is Nintendo just fucking terrified that someone might possibly step out of line and just take a minute to breathe while playing their games now?
DSP did untold damage to Nintendo.
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>>725925128
isnt zero a remake of the nes one? why after snes?
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>>725925294
Give me 20 mins and I will. I'm just about to take a shower. Unless someone else wants to post them
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>>725894653
I don't know who you are, but imagine being such a fucking obnoxious little autist that people on an anonymous forum recognize and know you by name. I know there are a few people like you on here(Barry in FF game threads...), and it just baffles that you don't quit the board when everyone fucking hates you and all you do is ruin discussion for everyone.
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>>725925354
nta, but the story of metroid 1 doesn't really matter. Super is a better starting point than ZM because it captures the isolationist tone way better. It's the quintessential metroid game. If you're not gonna play the og and II, start with Super.
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>>725924416
Yeah it does.
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>>725925278
finally
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>>725925298
>used as a example of gameplay justification from Sony's Santa Monica on god of war
>now this
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
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>>725925294
Disingenuous sea lion cunt.
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>>725891135
>And throughout most of this spoonful, not a speck of shit in sight. It's clear that people are once again overreacting to something that likely doesn't play too much of a role in the overall taste.
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>>725925354
Doesn't matter. Both are really good. If you like play Zero Mission first. Super is better though, pretty sad that they were not able to replicate it.
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I really thought they learned their lesson after Other M. It seemed like they were correcting course with Samus Returns and Dread. They weren't perfect and forced some unnecessary gimmicks, but I could tolerate it. Why can't they keep it in their fucking heads that no one wants extraneous characters in Metroid? People just barely tolerated the computer in Fusion/Dread.
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>>725925294
I'm back from my shower
Myles upgrading Samuses shit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTd_Nco_E-0
Myles in end game https://youtu.be/B6Mj6jwxt8o?t=247
You lose :^)
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>>725926093
I honestly couldn't believe what I was watching. A quippy character who follows you around telling you what to do is the most un-metroid like thing I can think of. It feels like a joke.
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>>725926106
>>725925772
How is this end game?
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Has anyone played the primehack on emu? Thinking about giving it a go.
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>>725926276
More importantly, how isn't it end game?
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>>725926276
You've been fed enough, sea lion.
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>>725926093
>tolerate
If you tolerate this gameplay after playing ANY pc shooter you Will tolerate all the slop u silly goym. They have to do this shit to not put u 2 sleep after 5 minutes of gameplay
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>all these environmental puzzles
>all these upgrades that are only useful to move around and solve environmental puzzles
This has turned into TLoZ with an arm cannon.
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>>725927141
Honestly I've never much cared for Prime gameplay, but this is sort of besides the point. This is like when Half-Life 2 started having Alyx following you around more and more in episode 1 and 2, except replace Alyx with a stock Hollywood annoying tech guy.
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>>725890342
This game is going to be great for nintendo fags who's only experience with metroid is 3 and dread.
For actual metroid and prime fags this game is going to relieve 3 from "worst prime game" position.
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>>725924412
It still leaves a bad first impression.

Super and Metroid Prime have iconic beginning segments for a reason. Imagine instead they had dumb NPCs yapping at you, no way would they be iconic today.
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>>725917047
Metroid Prime was an early 2000s control scheme that didn't use dual analog and Metroid Prime 3 used the Wiimote, because they understood that dual analog sucks for FPS.
This is designed from the ground up for awful post-mid-2000s dual analog control schemes and the person they've got recording gameplay footage is likely Polygon journalist tier.
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>>725929098
It has gyro aim too.
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>>725928316
>only experience with metroid is 3 and dread
This person doesn’t exist and dread is great, retard
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>>725928316
Prime 3 is actually still good though, I replayed it a few years back and I actually liked it, in spite of it's emphasis on story and the worlds being connected by your ship, I liked that the worlds themselves were split into sub environments that were layered more like a traditional Metroid game, I liked the motifs for the worlds, I liked the music, I liked the visual designs for the different worlds, I even liked the boss fights, being the worst Prime game MP4 is still going to be better than an overwhelming majority of it's contemporaries and games in the same genre. I'm tired of people pretending otherwise.
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>>725925772
Suit looks like shit
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>>725895214
>talking shit about Thardus
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>>725930905
3 is good but I really don't like the fact that they're doubling down on the NPCs of 3 when that was the part of 3 I disliked the most.
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>>725928826
apparently the game lets you mute all voice acting, I'm probably doing that because it's a Metroid game
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>Metroid Prime 4 NPC defender/"THIS IS GREAT FOR THE SERIES!!!!"
>check history
>pokemon and nintendo shill
EVERY FUCKING TIME
EVERY
TIME
I HATE NINTENDO FAGS
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>>725908398
>mfw
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>>725891397
He is covered in yellow paint.
He is yellow paint personified.
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All gameplay will be a tutorial and you will be happy.
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Silksong won.
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>>725931272
Cite this please. Prove the game is salvageable
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Nintendobros, I don't think that Metroid Prime 4 will be game of they year. I just... fuck...
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>>725895214
This boss was so fucking bad that it's the only thing I remember from playing Metroid Prime and why I'll never play another Metroid Prime game.
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>>725906736
I can't metroid crawl without my buddy Mackenzie
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>>725891767
They are pandering to toddlers
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>>725934873
They have done that since Iwata
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>>725930540
From the gameplay snippets I'm not getting the impression that it's actually being used, which likely contributes to it feeling slow.
It feels very much like the kind of motion you'd get by deliberately moving the stick every time you want to pan the camera in a direction and then letting it snap back.
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It looks wide and empty
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>>725935057
lMAO i had not seen the open world section when I said that, it looks worst than Jak and daxter 3
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>>725898337
>Easy because of energy tanks
I mean, yes, but the thing is that they always numb the enemy damage nowadays, and the enemy placement isn't challenging anymore, look at the megaman x games, yeah you get 4 e-tanks in x1 but most enemy damage, and oh boy boss damage, puts you in a spot were you want to save those kinds of resources instead of making them an excuse to get free of tight situations.

I loved what DMC3 did with the health stars, because it amps up the price every time you buy them, making you say "Damn, i better get good at this if i want to get out alive from here", and icentives you to get better at the game.

I'm currently on the last level of Front Mission: Gun Hazard, and i built my wanzer to sustain damage and be fast, with high damage weapons and regenerative fields, but that's because i want to save the repair kits for dangerous ocassions
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Motorcycle is so lame, just turn the suit in a bike whats the point, samus is Batman now?
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>>725934616
You should have posted at least a pic of my buddy superfly
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New armor looks like a tranny
Reminder that Nintendo threw Bayonetta under the bus for that 2001 game in 4k resolution
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The way the arm cannon changes is kino.
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I'm glad see the psychic abilities, and that generally more games are leaning into environmental interaction. Gameplay is king and all that.
I'd like to see more interaction with cover, specifically. One of the keys to interaction in games, I've come to realize over the years, is allowing players to pivot from defence to offence. The problem is, most modern action games do this with a basic parry, which is essentially a one-dimensional execution test. By distributing that opportunity into the environment, it creates more risk/reward scenarios, and thus more opportunities for players to get creative.
Of course, this takes some concerted effort, in terms of abstraction. Simply hacking a terminal to raise chest-high cover isn't exactly compelling stuff.
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>>725908412
>caring about manchildren opinion
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>>725935728
Skyrim shouts is good actually
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Please tell me the annoying guy is only a tutorial insert.
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Tjose four legged robot might be the cheapest looking enemy I have ever seen, something out of EDF but you fight one at a time instead of a hundred
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>>725934503
>whole arena becomes a white-out blizzard
>suspenseful arctic music at full blast
>massive boulder slams into you out of nowhere
>best option is to morph ball yourself and flee as a tiny ball running from the massive crushing ball
>pop out of morph ball, thermal visor to see through the storm, blast that eldritch horror in the phazon weak points as it roars in pain
You got filtered.
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>>725935893
Comms for entire game. We also don't know how annoying are the rest of the npcs.
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>>725932493
In the IGN preview, the guy says you can lower voice acting volume to 0, but he refused to do it because he only disliked that one annoying Engineer guy and wished he could only mute him
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>>725936116
Based, thank you. That will go a long way to remedying this shit. May salvage most of the atmosphere
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Bump
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>>725893923
19 days until Prime 4 reams this board a new butthole.
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>>725915595
Would watch.
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>>725914062
Not him, but the comparison is clearly not about graphics or aethetics, nothing shown in the screenshot itself is relevant (other than both games conveniently sharing a forest zone as the most surface level excuse to post a side by side screenshot), the filename alone suffices for the point being made, as well as minimal knowledge about Halo's downfall.
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Bump!
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>>725890964
t. reddit troon that plays exclusively live service games
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I don't know about you guys but I'm having a blast!
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>>725942167
Would you say you are having a metrois prime... blast ball?
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>>725891135
PLS BUY GAME SAAAR VERY GOOD YES
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>>725942898
The avatar of that person doesn't matter.
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>>725908398
>im gonna die on an alien planet alone and painfully
>time to crack some millenial jokes to the audience

jesus, thats bad
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>>725914975
Heh.
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>>725891135
The twitter situation is so funny right now.
Every real human is shitting on it while the only ones going into full defensive modes are mario avatars, nintendo reference names and drones with "nintendo fan/content creator" in their bio.

Straight up not humans.
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>>725906179
There should be an option to arm your missile launcher when someone asks to tag along and they immediately back down, thus skipping the tutorial section and letting you just get right into the game.
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>>725892449
the ubislop zeldas are games without direction and getting stuck is technically barely possible.
whenever the player runs into any sort of friction he can just turn around and walk into another direction because nothing actually matters in the game.
getting actually stuck is much more likely in a metroid game (and kinda the point of its design) so they might feel the need to force in babby handholding like that.
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>>725931272
Does turning the voice acting off remove the escort missions?
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>>725920559
but the game reviews have been bad so far?
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>>725897998
journoloids arent human and should ALWAYS be ignored.
zoomers arent stupid they are ruined by environments that dont push their potential and many of them actively want to be pushed. and that includes videogames. if studios never challenge them they will never develop gaming skills.
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>>725912972
he is obviously meant to look like a sperg nerd even in his suit but that shit is completely out of place in metroid.
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>>725908314
npcs aren't the problem, the marvel quipping is
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>>725908314
It's just the one fed trooper actually.
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>>725924412
>>725924728
>>725925183
>>725925294
>>725926276
imagine being this much of a shiteating cunt, holy fuck man how pathetic can you get?

>UHH UHH SOURCE?? SOURCE?? ITS NOT REAL YOU GOT A SOURCE?? UHH THAT'S NOT ACTUALLY TRUE
lmfao
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I just don't get why they keep shoehorning federation troopers to be a constant prescense in these games. They were handled best in Echoes and Corruption was pushing it.
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>>725947070
they were genuinely only part of the tutorial in corruption, and their job was mostly just dying, once you follow the pirates off that planet i do not remember encountering another living fed trooper
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>>725890342
This is unironically a damage control shill thread.
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This looks like fucking dog shit, skipping this slop. Kirby Air Riders will be the superior game.
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>>725890342
They're showing too much, literally doing the one thing you shouldn't do with a Metroid game. They really must hate the series and it's fans.
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>It took 18 years for them to make a shitty open world metroid prime game with millennial quirk chungus writing
I'm good, I really wish I didn't buy a Switch 2 at this point.
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>>725947974
>everyone whining they’re not promoting
>biw whining they are showing too much
>we don’t even know what sylux is doing or what the spinny thing in the logo is
You’re a moron man
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>>725908723
Wow anon it's almost like Super and Prime 1 are still held up as the best of the series, partially because they have less of that shit than any game you listed here.
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>>725946913
giwtwm
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>>725891135
I'll be honest, online discourse is basically an over reaction followed by an over reaction to the initial reaction, then everyone just posts about how retarded the other side is until the next thing happens. No consensus reached, just a forever culture war.
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I am excited to try out mouse controls but I'll probably stick with gyro.
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>>725890342
Damn they could be doing a better campaign than saying dude motorcycles and wacky dialogue man
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Does it take place before or after dread
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>>725907154
it’s a boring gimmicky racer that gets shilled by retards that want Sakurais dick in their mouth, they just say the game is
>fuun!! it’s a real game just like they used to be , it’s a game made by a real game dev guyzzz!!


Then you play it and it has the most generic soulless ui and the typical sakurai garbage with explosions, particles everywhere, 0 story too
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>>725949310
Using the psychic powers to reveal floating platforms or open doors looks shit too
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>>725890342
>open world desert with no content
>cookie cutter set pieces that are heavily inspired by nsmb of all things
>quirky millenial written npcs that have the faggy millenial twang to their voices
Its a flop. Ill emulate it to see if the gameplay is worth a damn
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>>725949463
yeah that looks like trash reksins of old stuff
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>>725908825
> he thinks Metroid prime is still the best one when it has the dogshit fetch quest and terrible bosses
Lmao
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>>725948092
>Buying a Switch 2 for Prime 4
do 4channers really?
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>>725928316
Dread stomps hand-holdy Zero Mission and Fusion and that remake of 2 they did.
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>>725950212
Nah I bought it for Mario Kart. Was hoping Prime 4 would be good but that's not the case.
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>>725951776
You are flagrantly brown.



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