On our way to announce Half-Life 3! We just need to get to page 10 real quick.
not so fast
>Steam machine>Look inside>Electricity
I already have a steam machine.
>Let's all go to the valve snack bar!
>>725950082The page 10 destination is untenable. Surely you can set the thread elsewhere. There's no way I can survive in that environment.
this felt like nintendo direct i never wanted but needed
>>725952920kek
>>725950082I don't think this thread will last two more weeks
ok, go on
>Half Life RTX enters chathere's your big announcement bro
>>725956375Half-Life RTX already exists though
>>725950082
>>725950082Any porn of these fellas yet
>>725950082this is an xbox
>>725951739IT’s CALLED THE GABECUBE
>>725951739All forms of power plants are just different forms of fuel used to boil water to make steam to turn turbines
Yfw its steam machine is 1000 bucks but HL3 is exclusive to it
>>725958187Does this count?
>>725961103sexo
>>725958187She's just asking for it...
>>725960526I could actually see that happening, kind of. It won't be steam exclusive but it'll be Linux exclusive with no Windows port so effectively becomes a steambox game.Gaben has been very critical of Windows and making a lot of effort to move away from Windows as a platform.
>>725962685damn bratty cube.... needs kernel level anti-cheat correction
>>725962829absolutely 0% chance of that happening
>>725962685do not the cube
no you don't
I want portal 3 instead.
>>725951739He doesn't know
>>725970810I want ricochet 2
>>725965105yeah but wouldn't it extremely based on GabeN's part?
>>725958187Be the change you want to see in the world
Trust the plan.
The true /v/itizen appreciates the copium but uses discretion.
>>725950082I've had a Steam Deck for only a year and I've had to replace the battery once already.
soon gon hapen
Hello fans, we have decided to cancel Half Life 3 so that we can put our effort into adding The Spy to Deadlock. Thanks, and have fun.
>>725952920gem
>>725976834>Less than a year>Didn't RMA itAre you stupid?
>>725957258>steam machine>is actually a grill machine
>>725978576I'd rather fix it myself rather than send it back for some jeet to fuck with. It works just fine now.
>>725978696CUTE kittypost cute cats
