>hmm what do Metroid fans want? >surely this!
Sub-110 IQs should not be legally permitted to play video games. Imagine how beautiful of an artform it could be if we never had to cater to a "modern audience" (non sapient animals)
qrd?
>>725955813Yet according to you anyone who is caught playing this needs to be banned from /v/ immediately.
>>725955610>dat nosehmmmmm
>>725955610>20th century eyeglasses under a helmetWhat the fuck
>>725955610fuck off metroidsnoy
>>725955610There are like 1 million Metroid fans in the world total so Nintendo doesn't care what they want. There is no way to make a profitable game for that few people.
>>725955610The big payoff with this guy is that he will be the only one to survive with Samus to the end
>Varia suit? Guess you’ll be able to survive in VARious new environments now… yeah? Get it? Just me? Ok I’ll shut up now
>>725955610>Nintendo actually greenlit thislol, lmao
>>725957581>It's about to get real nerdy in here
>>725955610Welcome back Nerd Emoji
>millennials grow up with the best Metroid games>their chance to make one>what do they make??>"I JUST KILLED A METROID WITH MY FREAKING MIND"
>Metroiderlands
>>725955610I asked for this
>>725955610>literally a self-insert of Retros Senior Recruitment OfficerI'd post a pic but Uploading files from your IP range has been temporarily blocked due to abuse
>>725961571>ummm, that game you like is bad>ummm, that meme you like is cringe>ummm, PLEASE don't run over me with a car and kill me...no
>>725955610he's hittin the 6 7 here
>>725955610but how does this affect your personally?
>>725962568>so many pedestrians>so little time>it's all so tiresome
>>725955610What did you expect from American developers in the 2020's? Of course all their priorities are going to be on obnoxious quippy sidekicks you HAVE to tolerate or else the game won't let you progress.Tanabe clearly doesn't give a fuck what happens to Prime anymore anyway, he's probably furious at how long he's been getting fucked over that he just wants to go back to ruining Paper Mario now that its fanbase is hopeful following the TTYD remake.
If I ever achieve any form of authority or power it will be spent mass genociding everyone who likes the concept of a quirky chungus character. Top of the list would be Borderlands fans.
>>725955610he should be put in smash simply to annoy everyoneit's hard to imagine a more annoying character>>725957581lol... enjoy anonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mO3SBkA6eg
>>725955610This almost feels like a silent protest.
>>725963531lol
