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>>725957558fpbp
>>725957291
>>725957291>>725957558
So far, this thread has been utter shit compared to the last one
>>725959384>>725960267Steam must denounce!
>>725960583
>>725957990Don't post this in the Deltarune thread, or do if you want to piss off one guy in particular.
>>725959776uh you can't post that
>>725957291I don’t get the Gabecube jokeWhy not just call it a Steamcube?
>>725959776...sauce?
>>725961236why don't you ask Gaben ?
>>725957291Uuuoooohhhhh!!!
>>725961892fully
Not a plate, but
>>725959228/thread
im not gonna spend hours editing it but id put this up there and be proud of it
>>725962060put old wooden crt tv faceplate underneath
>>725962060Eastern Europe core.
>>725961214kek
>>725962041nah
>>725962858wtf, something went wrong
>>725963732only if doug bradley shouts at you when you turn it on
>>725964917why is it looking at me like that
>>725961542The perfect machine to play onirism on.
>>725964303>you turned on the box, we game!
>>725964917damn smug pc... needs ultra settings correction
>>725965249you know exactly why
>>725960583lmao
>>725964917Imagine extracting all the DNA data from your cum putting it on a usb and the plugging it in
>>725960661what does jagi have to do with deltarune?
>>725959228*CLACK*
>they think quake is a good game >they think quake will run on the gabecube>they think ID was ever good
>>725959228huh
>>725960661elaborate
>>725958859>>725959228>>725961214>>725962060best ones
how hard is it to edit an image onto that cube in GIMP?
>>725957291>>725966343
>>725966459incredibly easy
>>725966486you should have hidden the name mamdani on that somewhere
>>725960701>>725965720made with me in mind! >>725965448don't forget Pragmata!
>>725965720cute
would it be possible to just replace it with a screen and game on that?
>>725961214
what if I just.. repost
>>725969252he's unstoppable
>>725969730works this time huh
>>725957291valve idea farming thread
>>725964917Every time I look at this, I get angry
>>725970816
>>725970816I didn't even think of this, fuck.
I want this one unironically. I hope they make skins for it so I can use this
>>725960241
>>725971376I'd buy it.
>>725972957
ONLY TRUE GAMERS GET IT
>>725972957> no recursion looppussy
>>725973640different anons have to fix this nowpost by post, level by level
>>725970816Such a simple change yet it looks so good.
>>725970816valve fucked up should have been this and been called the orange box of course then you would get faggots whining " buh buh buh i dont want to stare at an orange cube all day!!!!"
>>725966034HUH!
>>725957558
>>725973458Is that minecraft?
>>725972613gallons
>>725974729Lego island.
>no lossShamefur dispray!
>>725975097>complains instead of making it
>>725974628But I already have a finger box???
alright i did it never used the perspective tool before
>>725975182Uploading files from your IP range has been temporarily blocked due to abuse [More Info].Please verify your e-mail address or try again later. I ain't giving mootgook any money and i can't be fucked to change my IP
>>725974126They're probably going to do it as a limited edition bundle with the HLX/TF3/Deadlock co-release
>>725975559I think you're freaky anon.
>>725976021i hope so i would buy that in a heart beat
>>725974626gas machine
>>725976086its cool but for christ sake stop giving that shit company dbrand ideas
>>725976086sovl
I really hope you can disable the power light
>>725976176And worst of all, dbrand could be any one of us.They could be in this very thread!
>>725969421Imagine the smell
>>725976686kek im gay
you will probably see a lot of this sort of thing
>>725962060I... I do...
>>725977275groomed by cartoon porn award goes to
>>725960241.
>>725960241really don't need that
>>725976541They made this thread to get ideas, I bet there's a similar threads on reddit by dbrand
>>725971376nah
>>725978541>groomed by cartoon pornnobody used this combination of words before zoomers (groomed by tumblr refugees) became more common on the internet
>>725960241kys
>>725965732Jesus fucking christ, Anon. Haploid cells contain ~750MB of data, and sperm are haploid cells. And if the average ejaculation contains 150 million sperm cells, then you are uploading a 112+ Petabyte (over 900000 terabytes) spermbomb to your poor unprepared Gabecube which can only fit 2TB at most.
>>725979776it can fit 8 TB linus showed you can put full sized NVME SSDs into it
>>725976176>>725978942>shit companyAnything objectively wrong with them or just the obnoxious marketing?They are literally the only manufacturers of flat magnetic cases for my S22U. I hate camera bulges.
>>725977275
I haven't been staying up to date on the steam cube. Are they letting you make custom front plates for them?
>>725977765>buy this >get (a) twisted transistor >doesn't boot>need to RMAFUCK
>>725979967every company is shit its just the levels of shit they are none the less none of them deserve to be celebrated
>>725980228You take the front plate off and replace it with anything. Someone had an E-Ink screen as the front plate that displayed a bunch of stats.
>>725980110Whoops, wrong image.
>>725980670into them burger eatin chicks huh?
>>725979776
>>725980763Name one thing a skinny bitch can do for a man. I'll wait.
>>725980079kek
>>725980987ride him without breaking his hips
Should just put a monitor there with really small bezels and have it display a rotating album of your 4chan images folder
>>725960241Fck
>>725970647VALVE, YOU GET ME
>>725981073skill issue
>>725976629>reply is also a repost
>no 'ick on 'eck but cube editionHow the mighty have fallen
>>725981505they will have to call it pube on the cube
>>725981505Don't worry, anon-chan, I have a proper version prepared for when it's released and shipped to my place.
Someone do the Ring girl crawling out of the cube
>>725981740>pube on the cubeYou're a genius
>>725981754mf get back in the damn cube
Needs goatse.
>>725974729mineycrafta
i onder how long until someone mods this to look like a gamecube
>>725970816godamn this looks so sexy
>>725982321pretty
>>725962164KEK
>>725982514How much do you think it costs to get that pic on a front plate, if you had to guess
I'm not at my desktop, so just imagine a nitro from crash
>>725982727Dude just print a sticker using TeePublic or something.
>>725970816>spice orangeOh, yeah. That's the good shit.
>>725982797>this picture is AIanti-AI bros i dont feel so good
>>725982727You can print stickers really cheaply, we'll see what people like dbrand charge for full faceplate replacements. I imagine you'd be better 3D printing one with a high resolution printer to get that effect on there
>>725982906
What makes this any different from the Series X wraps?
>>725983283Fuck did you do to my nigga Shakur
>>725960241>
>>725971376where did you learn to fly?
>>725970774>it's the bimbo Peach edition
>>725976176I'm taking all of these and putting them on my etsy>cope
>>725983283>>725983543Bahaha what did ComfyUI mean by this?
>>725970816Utterly genius
>>725960583>see this>think "but that's a cube, not a crysta-"I stand cuberected.
>>725959228>>725961542>>725969730ngl i really want a fucking steam machine silver painted with a silver slime on the front, i would buy all the other ones too, very nice
>>725972716Can't find the og image so heres a yu gi oh card
>>725961158
>>725985862Should make the cube transparent with that inside it
>>725985862>this is what the steam machine's fans look like, is it really worth it?
>>725957291Found this on the shitheap that is reddit since I suck dick on photoshop
>>725969421lmao what
>>725980079lost
>>725970647Kino
>>725987109Holy sex
Gaymer PC's are finally gonna be real bros.
>>725969421at first i thought "the first shower and it will sag"then i remembered that they don't shower and when they do, it's in shit
>>725986753Already announced.https://dbrand.com/shop/limited-edition/companion-cube
>>725982321>>725982797thanks for the new wallpapers sucker!
>>725970816It annoys me that this wasn't an option, or the companion cube. It seems obvious.
>>725989516My desires are now met
>>725968719underrated
>>725986753>portal 2 version
I'mma go two steps further
I'm most likely just going to put stickers on mine but some of these are pretty funny/cool.
>>725957291Default
Okay I'm done shitposting.
>>725993605More
>>725987109kerfus!!!
Fine one more.
>>725997330uh, give me a moment.
>>725998406the boxTHE BOX
>ctrl+f>ouya>0 resultsOnce again you don't fail to dissapoint /v/
>>726002623
>>725970816Would
>>725960241fuck you
>>725962060Beautiful
>>725960241blow urself up nigga
>>725960241dogfood
>>725970816winrar
Ave Nex Alea
>>725979776>gabecube cumflation as you pump it full of more cumdata than it could possibly holdYESYES
>>725976086Excellent.
>>725962060Grandma's Gabecube
>>725986593SOVL
>>725960241Why
>>726000938Excellent!
>>725970816valve HIRE THIS MAN!!
>>725960241nigger
>>725970816Cool AI. But all the same, clever recursive reference you did there.
>>725961158Another example of soul vs souless.
Cube reminds me of this fella.
But what's inside the cube?
>>725957291gimme one that looks like this, and maybe i'll buy it
>>725972957Kino
>>725979776that'll show her
>>726017052Heh.
>>725972957Okay, you got me now
>>726004194I would be afraid to ask an AI to draw me a "hung Mario", there might be some misinterpretation.
>>725989323gud dog
>>726016221groovy
>>725989465
>>725989306xXxDark_Killer_69xXx really does have impeccable taste
>>725957291Not a huge LED fan but thought this would be nice
>>725962060Based.
>>725970816Fuck that's genius.
Hail To The King Baby.>>726018151
Oh shit I forgot to install HL2.
>>726021148>Error: 'materials/models/steammachine/frontpanel.vmt' not found!
>>726021002I'M GOING INSANE for steam sales
>>726021178Feels like i'm, playing nothing at all
>>725957291IT SHOULD REMAIN A BLACK CUBE. IT IS A PERFECT BLACK CUBE. IT IS 6 INCHES ACROSS ALL DIMENTIONS. A PERFECT 666 BLACK CUBE.YOU WILL LEAVE IT BLACK.
>>725963732THE BOXYOU ROOTED ITWE CAMENOW YOU ARE COMING WITH US
>>726022229can we at least draw a pentagram on it?
>>726022715>try to launch Underage Panty Quest>"I'm sorry Dave, but I'm afraid I can't let you play that."
>>725982321>>725982797>AIslop/v/ has truelly fallen
THE FUN CANNOT BE HALTED
>>725986272yeah hate monolith goes too hard to ignore
>>726022229so its jews
>>726020974
>>725964917I despise you faggots honestly
>>725960241kill yourself nigger
>>726026408
>>726026009Cunnymachine or steamcunny?
>>726026840>m.jpg
>>725960583nice
>>725970816very nice
It's frankly embarrassing how many of you can't do the most basic of shops. You could do this shit on your phone.
>>726027316>on your phoneno
>>726026408Clint, pls.
>>725957291I wonder if anyone here recognize it
>>726027316this. just use GIMP's shear or perspective tool
>>725959806is there a gif of this bull dancing like polish cow?
>>726017895It's "Hanged" when you're referring to someone roping themselves.
>>725966681nah, RE engine a shit
>>725970816I dont get why they didnt do this
>>726029502Now this anon is an OG.
>>725984269Would
>>725979776compressible into ~1gb
>>725982797waoww!!
stay a while and listen faggot
>>726031432YOU HAVE QUITE A TREASURE THERE IN THAT HORADRIC CUBE
>>725961214Lost
>>726032821The mystery of the steam cube.
>>726030681$800 4chan browsing machine
>>726035607Is this the pokemon yellow missingno?
>>726035849yup
>>725957291perfect
>>725964917Bratcube
>>726037962
>>726038761Forgot the templateHere you go broshttps://files.catbox.moe/e6wsoz.png
>>726038761fuck how did that take so long
Hell yeah my homosexual Afro American fellows
>>725982797Is that a fucking star destroyer in the top right
>>726021178
Hello Dave
>>726035957I got confused for a couple seconds browsing the catalog too
>>726022798He was instructed to lie. By people who find it easy to lie.
I'll just stick with the default plate
>>726033634perfectly balanced....
Could someone do this one?
>>726041978here
>>726041281How do you guys make it so your images have proper perspective?I just tried fixing this one of mine with blender. Not the best result but I have no idea how you do it.
>>726042964What image, it's just a blank faceplate
>>726042964gimp and probably photoshop have tools that let you transform/skew an image to selected points
>>726042964Your brick wall looks fine to me
>>726043280Figures, thanks. I almost always just use paint.net
>>726042964stupid faggot why are you posting unskinned gabecube
>>726042964Gemini and Copilot do a good job there if you specify it as the front plate or the transparent square, but Copilot will chimp-out if sees anything copyrighted, to the point of deleting the entire chat.
>>726043469I have negative one braincell :(
>>726043704american edition
>>726043704now you can imagine being at a cube
PHOTON DROP
>>726044257why yes I am retarded
>>726044257>>726044347ARGH
>>726042905LMAO
>>726044664woah!
>>725957291guys help i think somethings wrong with mine.
>>726045323You forgot to install CS:S, silly>you can't actually make this joke anymore because Valve lets Garry distribute the assets as part of Gmod now
capcha was nigurz:DDD
>>726044764sexooooooo
>>726028043>ONE, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>>726039049It's posted in every thread several times but jannies usually delete it.
>>725957291>p-please engage in your paid marketingFuck off.
>>726042964Krita transform tool>>726043554>needing AI for this
>>725989323thanks dog, good dog.
>>726045142good morning sir
>>726042964Why would you put a bilinear blurred wall on your gabecube?
>>726046305good morning sis
>>726021178>>726040620Heh.
no companion cube?
>>725960241I hope you die nigga
>>726004038>>726016464>>726026271>>726047856wtf i know autists hate hugs but this is too much
I'd probably just put Kouma's face on it.
>>726047169Finally a console with girl gamers in mind.
>>725960241FUCK YOU NIGGER
>>725982261this.
>>725970816Man. IMAGINE being one of the designers and seeing this.It was RIGHT THERE!
>>725980079lol
best /v/ thread right now
>>726040620lmao
>getting mad over it
Cool Thread
>>725982321>>725982797post the catbox if you're so great
