Nintendo ain’t fooling us
>>725959309Why are gamers so perverted, don't you ever want to be taken seriously, to sit with the adults at the table, to be a legitimate artform?
>>725959309>just friendsso why has zelda been saving the princess for over 30 years then
>>725959590it's his job
>>725959309Especially since Rauru is in terms of personality BASICALLY the Link of his time (and Sonia is Zelda).Seeing Rauru's and Sonia's relationship is basically the proxy to see what Zelda's and Link's would be like.
>>725959309>literal dubfaggotry
>>725959309Do translators for japanese games just make shit up or something?
>>725959309why did you like this post. what the fuck is wrong with you
>>725960059they're right tho
>>725959423You say that like "legitimate artforms" have never been sexual
>>725959590ummmm you mean Link? Are you really that dense?
>>725960059yes, but they removed romantic stuff from BotW
>>725959309That version of Link is for Mipha.
>>725961356YE IT BE FER ME PHAT COCK
>>725959309ZelinkOP on suicide watch. Cado won.
>>725959423>These two characters are in love.>Wow, so perverted.
>>725959309i like fishes
i am honestly bored of romance arcs in everything.
>>725959590>>725961316Good bait
There is no sex in Nintendo games.
>>725964005Romance is boring as fuck in 99% of media, I don't understand people that are so focused on it. I've seen decent romance stories but they're like literally 1 in 100, most of the time it just feels tacked on.
>>725959309Duh, they are clearly siblings.
Well Link is my girlfriend so obviously he has nothing to do with Zelda sexually or romantically.
>>725959423Nobody cares what vidya you play in the privacy of your own home.
>>725964319>most of the time it just feels tacked on.Because most of the time it is. The only time it doesn't is when its the focus of the movie and the actors have real chemistry.
>>725964319Nobody wants to play an incel that doesn't get pussy when they're already that in real life.
>>725961356Yes, but Mipha died.
>>725964216There clearly was in TP since there was a pregnant woman in it.
>>725964598She ate a big dinner
>>725964647She gives birth during the game.
>>725959309>doomed to an eternal cycle of saving a woman who never puts out and friendzones youHorrible, cursed.
>>725964598>She gives birth during the game.A blessing from the goddesses. Nobody had sex.
>>725964778Stork was in town
they are just friends
>>725959590Link is a guy, jackass
>>725959309NoA is weirdly autistic about denying blatantly obvious relationships or "will they won't they" situations, the only reason they keep getting away with it is because the games themselves will never tie the knot or outright say "and then they get married :)" because it's extremely obvious to even children what happens after the credits roll.
wow this is very cool and big news for the virgin faggot loser community
im fine with them being friends because zelda is annoying and paya from kakriko village is bae.
>>725965535And he's my girlfriend jackass.
>>725965157why is zelda pegging link
>>725959423Saying there’s just platonic love behind the TOTK intro and finale parallels is more disgraceful than anything else, honestly.
nintendo isn't fooling anybody no one cares about hyrule warriors
>>725959423This is literal fairytale ending sensibilities, Anon.The brave hero saves the princess, and then they live together happily ever after. It's not about sex, it's not about "UNNGGHHHHH I WANT THEM TO KISS SO BAD", it's the most basic form of "hero's journey" storytelling there is.
Link is into men.
just friends
>>725966409Zelinkers.........
Imagine playing a musou game
