Please don't suck
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>>725961964>So THAT just happened!!!
Samus jump here!! press A to jump!Samus don't forget to save!Samus did you.. did you just shift reality?!
>>725961552Anon you’re better off just not making threads about this game and waiting until /v/ finds the next game to hate
>>725961552Even before the NPC reveal everything they showed sucked dick. Even before the bike reveal it looked atrocious. It's now impressive how shit it is going to be. It went from a disappointing 4/10 game to a potential 2/10 once in a decade disaster. Imagine designing a single stick shooter with lock on in fucking 2025.
You tell me if it's gonna suckACTUAL DIALOGUE FROM THE GAME: "Oh wow! Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. What a mess. You’re alone, on a planet, with no hope of survival. But, you’re also not sitting next to Phil anymore in that cubicle… So… Win?"
>>725962115based, i'm tired of people hyperfixating on just the cringe npc, everything else about the game looks bad and phoned in
>>725962341I disagreeI think the environments and combat look great, it's the writing that's bad
>>725962468HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE REAL. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DEFEND LOCK ONBRAINDEAD FPS GAMEPLAY IN 20 FUCKING 25THERE IS NO FUCKING EXCUSE FOR THIS SHIT. THE CONTROLLER IS NO LONGER A FUCKING BOPIT SINGLE STICK ABOMINATION.
>>725962741There’s literally other control options. Prime Remastered had dual stick aiming
>>725962741You don't need to use the lock on lolIt's not a multiplayer game why do you care?
>>725961552it'll suck and sell 12 trillion copies because its nintendoand they'll think that people like it so all the future metroids will also suck
>>725962889>Metroid>selling
>>725962741If my super space man suit doesn't help me aim then is it really a super space man suit? I mean if that's what we're complaining about then the franchise has been fucked for almost 25 years.
>>725961552All they have to do is add an option to mute npc banter
>>725961552Spoilers: It's going to suck
>>725963004Technically you can mute the voice acting
Check out my Monkey Paw predictions>Game is going to be BOTW style, where all 4 of the major zones + the desert hub are open to you at the start. You'll get a bunch of items and abilities in the first 2 hours, and they'll be all you need to complete each area in any order you like. >There were a ton of death flags for the Feddy characters in the Overview trailer, but none of them are actually going to die. They will actually get home to see their families, and "keep the band together". There will be no twist. The message will be that Samus is weaker on her own, but with friends she's strong>There will be no twist in general. Sylux is going to be played completely straight, as an incompetent villain that you kill in a straightforward way. There's going to be no twist with the Lamorn and the Psychic theming, as some were predicting - like Samus being trapped in some kind of psychic genjutsu by the Metroid Prime. The Feddy soldiers aren't secretly the android puppets of Sylux or anything like that. Nothing interesting will happen. >The desert overworld and bike play a much larger role in the game than they've shown already and they're ashamed to show it after the backlash to the reveal. Additionally, there are BOTW style shrines in the desert and in the zones for Samus to complete. >Federation Troopers will have all the common modern tropes: an incompetent white male, a cool black male, an annoying lesbian, etc. They will constantly chime in throughout the game specifically to remind you of modern politics, in addition to patronizing tutorials throughout the game. >The climax/final sequence of the game won't be Samus facing off against a boss, but a Mass Effect 2 suicide mission style sequence, where all of Samus' friends fight the boss instead. But instead of allowing the characters to die, you'll fail the sequence if any of the marines die. The climax of the game, in terms of gameplay, will be Samus babysitting these diverse invalids>Samus will be trans-coded
>>725962854>>725962819It's not about whether or not you have the option, it is a problem because the GAME IS DESIGNED AROUND IT>>725962981The GC titles were excusable because there was no better way to design it. It would be like releasing SM64 and then limiting mario to 8 directional input despite using a control stick because it was designed around a D pad. >>725963004>>725963173Again, the issue is how it was designed. Just turning off the voices does not address the issue that it was conceived with voices in mind.
>>725963586Hey I agree with you I'm just saying there's a shitty bandaid solution to what will (hopefully) be the worst thing about the game
