>Drink multiple fire resist potions
That's a terrible screenshot taking and terrible quality jpg.
>>725961968for what purpose
obligatory
>>725962952Is this genuinely one of the funniest things ever written by a human being? Like not a single line is wasted, everything just hits perfectly, it's fucking hysterical every time.
>>725961968Did flame atronachs always look like that.
>>725961968>forces her tongue down your throat>scars your internal organs>grabs your dick>disintegrateMy kind of woman
>>725962952>>725964046Sameit is fucking gold
>>725962952>sexual businessevery time
>>725962952>>725964046>>725964773https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5yA_5G00qI
>>725964046
>>725964046I enjoy his imminent phrasing. He IS going to have sex.He doesn't write "I would" (hypothetically as a joke haha) have sex with female a Flame Atronach from The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion™, he firmly declares "I am" going to have sex. Right now. As if he were proudly publicly announcing to his fans of yet another sexual conquest. Like>"hey guys check out this smoking hot bitch i'm gonna fuck and here's exactly what i'm gonna do to her"Except verbosely autisti- I mean, artistic.
>>725964851My sides have just blasted off the planet
why a flame atronach and not an dead thrall?
>>725965281Quivern doesn't look happy with the situation
>>725966893Too boring to write about. A dead thrall wouldn't require paragraphs of detailed careful preparation.
>>725964962>that lioness in the background:O
>>725961968big boobs are cool, but what if she was chubby, too?
>>725962952Honestly, what happened to that dude?
>>725968940He's still active on facebook, and continues to write unnecessarily elaborate fanfiction about how he would have sex with non human beings
>>725969020Damn, that's pretty based. Interesting how he's less of a lolcow than chris chan or drachenlord.
>>725969172I'd say it's because he's pretty dedicated to his craft and doesn't interact with anyone outside of it, nor doxxes himself
>>725969284seems gigabased
>>725962952How much HP does Justin have?
>>725962952Damn I was gonna post this
LUBBY CHUDDER