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AND I ALWAYS FIND, YEAH, I ALWAYS FIND SOMETHING WRONGYOU BEEN PUTTIN' UP WITH MY SHIT JUST WAY TOO LONGI'M SO GIFTED AT FINDING WHAT I DON'T LIKE THE MOSTSO, I THINK IT'S TIME (SO, I THINK IT'S TIME) FOR US TO HAVE A TOASTLET'S HAVE A TOAST FOR THE DOUCHEBAGSLET'S HAVE A TOAST FOR THE ASSHOLESLET'S HAVE A TOAST FOR THE SCUMBAGSEVERY ONE OF THEM THAT I KNOWLET'S HAVE A TOAST FOR THE JERK-OFFSTHAT'LL NEVER TAKE WORK OFFBABY, I GOT A PLANRUN AWAY FAST AS YOU CAN