>game has stealth mechanics
>*CHLOP CHLOP CHLOP CHLOP CHLOP *
>non-stealth game has stealth section>the mechanics are implemented poorly
>>725966573why are you posting a video of your mom?
>>725966573>piggy cant even have a second of peace without some faggot staring over his shoulderI relate to a pig
>>725966573Pigs are so human like I would never eat one, thankfully never have
>>725967260Brown hands post
>>725966919>non-stealth game has stealth section>the mechanics are implemented well
>game has completely trash movement mechanics, physics, controls, clipping>has platforming
i wish teacup pigs were real and not scams
>>725967443>0:14Huh? Where did that elephant come from?
>>725967607filtered
>>725967443very sneaky
>>725966573>game has ovulation mechanics
>>725966573Mmm bacon
>Game has immortal NPC that exists purely to annoy you
>>725968781 >spends entire mission sneaking past guards, disabling security, tiptoeing like Sam Fisher's ghost >immortal NPC kicks open a door, screams “WE’RE UNDER ATTACK!”, then jogs straight into turret fire >respawns 10 seconds later to do it again why do devs hate us
>>725968781this is hilarious
>>725968781this is animal abuse that rooster needs to be arrested
>>725968781I wish she would handle my cock like that if you catch my drift
>Boss is hyped up for the entire game>You plan your build based off the boss design>Last minute swerve occurs rendering your build useless
>>725969413bro has aura
>start new mission>first 10 minutes is stealth>scripted event happens and stealth suddenly vanishes>game repeats this predictable formula for half of the campaign missions
>>725969413>giant black dog is scared of the white bossa
>>725968781>:11So long gay bowser
>>725969573nahhhh
>>725969618"colonel, i'm trying to sneak around, but the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting the guards"
>game can be cheesed by just rushing through it
>>725968321That's not that rare honestly
>>725966919
>>725969996>Bonks alligatorThe balls on this dude,
>Boss fight is a giant enemy behind a platform
>>725969413>big ass mastiff looking dude kneeling to the alpha terrier
>>725969996crocs are like:>oh no, not the shovel retard again
>>725969608>>725968781KEK! the fucking hammer swing kills me every time.
>>725970121
>Mobs don't agroo unless you annoy them
>>725966919>plus it is an escort quest and the NPC's AI is beyond dogshit
>fourth wall does not protect you
>>725968781>>725970202>>725969069>HAHAHA SAAR ANIMAL ABUSE IS HILARIOUS SAAR HAHA perish in hell
Does anyone have the webm of an eagle in the nest fucking up a pigeon?
>>725970317>his bro watching on in disbeliefkek
>>725970248One of the greatest rage baits ever posted
>>725970317I've taken a hind kick from a horse, right in the thigh muscle. I'll tell you what no matter how much it hurts it will never be worse than the loss of trust in the horse, never rode him again and considered putting him down even, ended up selling him to some guy who told me he'd process it for meat
>>725969996Is on some kinda quad or bike? I have a hard time believing these dimwits being this scared of a shovel alone
>game has nice water
>>725970406>animal abuseYou know that's literal dinner, right? Millions are killed every day
>>725970406Holy reddit rage
>>725970406Aggro birds literally need that beating to change behavior. That's just how they are.
>>725970576doesn't excuse treating them poorly also you are so obviously brown
>>725970406Søylent latte enjoyer detected
>enemy can be pacified
>>725970396Midget Venom
>>725970694>>725970646>>725970617the feelings of a single chicken are worth more than the lives of 1 billion indians
>>725966919Hotline Miami , literally the only bad part of the game
>>725970658>dumb fucking bird literally bred to be killed and eaten>AIEEEEE treat them with respect!dilate tranny
>Massive plot development leaves you with more questions than answers
>>725970406Shut the fuck up vegan tranny
>>725970658>also you are obviously brownThis is the top tier reddit cope response to everything on 4chan. You literally learned from /pol/ that calling something brown should get everyone to automatically agree with you, so now you shit up all threads just yelling brown brown or SAAAAAR SAAAAAR completely out of context.What a sad NPC-like existence. Hang yourself and livestream it.
>npc requires a trade
>>725970786Why'd he do it bros?
>Game has bullshit instant death mechanics.
>>725970786Some men ask why did the chicken cross the road, I ASK WHY DID OTHER CHICKENS NOT!
>>725970769>>725970817Yep, that pretty much sums it up.
>>725970769Ching chong Mr China man
>>725970786why is he black
>Friendly player helps you with quest
>>725970817>doesn't deny itdon't you have some cow shit to worship rajesh
>>725966573>1st optional stealth section of the game>Makes you wait for minutes at a time for enemies to rotate out of position >Get detected anyway>Spend the rest of the game specing into shotguns and lmgs
>>725966919>far cry 3 has the foundations of a stealth system>literally never used except for "sneaking up" on bases which doesn't matter because the alarm instantly rings as soon as you kill someone
>>725971012Can a monkeh really lift a grown man like that
>>725971012chimps are super strong, they would actually be useful helping climbing
>Escort mission
>>725971012>Side Admin showing aspiring Janitor his new workspace
>>725970406>I need my avocadoes now so it's okay to poison the Earth's soil which will take millennia to recover but at least I don't eat the heccin' animals!!!
>>725970534Yes a quadbike that makes your phone rock with your steps
>>725970534>what're you gonna do? hit me with a shovel?>quote from man hit with a shovel also; alligators are not dimwits, they're smart enough to form hunting packs, use strategy and have good pattern recognition
>>725971098Monkey can snap the grown man in two dude, as can every other ape aside from maybe a Gibbon(!?)We sadly lost all of our ape strength hundreds of thousands of years ago
>game lets you hijack vehicles
>>725966573At which point did you realize pigs are victims as much as us trapped by the demiurge?
>>725970534gators are water ambush animals, they are literally useless on land, you can fuck em with a shovel
>>725971098I suspect the man didn't need that much assistance really
>>725971274how does that excuse abusing animals?your soul is black, just like your skin
>>725968781not sure what you mean, asian girls are pretty fucking obnoxious but they're not immortal
>Game allows you to be a greedy asshole
>>725971564Someone post that clip where a monkey runs away with a bunch of bananas and then slips on some ice
>>725966573Pigs are more intelligent than dogs btw, yet people eat pigs and not dogs.
>>725971564always love it when a game does that
>>725970534I have no idea how or why someone would farm alligators but if they were conditioned to be afraid of the shovel from birth they'll never question it unless they're cornered somehow like if they're starving.t. professional animal bonker
>>725970887>red alert 2
>game has invisible barriers
>>725971086You're just retarded, you can capture every single base without being detected, and the game doesn't even make it hard (enemies are specifically placed to enable this).
>>725969996This game makes a lot more sense now.
>>725970840>hmmmm.... what if....
>>725971667I feel bad for that. Cows can be really intelligent and friendly animals too. Problem is they taste really good and I can't stop because meat makes up most of my diet
>>725971812Beat me to it, pretty easy to do it melee only for a lot of them. Don't know why, but I loved 3. Turned off the cursor and could still pull off hip shots with my upgraded revolver, it was fun
>>725970121>old iron king
>>725971687which animals do you bonk?
>>725969413>do you feel in charge?
>game lets you deaggro bosses
>>725970887>Go too far into the water>Instakill enemy spawns
>>725970658My brother in Christ, there is no humane husbandry. From the point of view of animals on farms we just torture them for no reason
>>725970785Every moving thing that is alive shall be food for you; as with the green plant, I give all to you.— Genesis 9:3A righteous man knows the value of the life of his animal,But even the compassion of the wicked is cruel.— Proverbs 12:10
>game has platforming section>one mistake means instant death
>>725972318>jewish fairy taleskek
>>725969996Bonking crocodiliansis always a pleasure to see.
>NPC has determined routes
>enemies can interact with the environment
>>725972281we are not 'brothers in christ' you smelly jeet
>>725972601Kek
>high level enemy can be found in low level area
>>725972281you're a fucking moron.
>>725972318Old testament was written in the time when you could buy multiple slaves with just one cow. Said cow also was used as a tractor for your plow, a truck for goods you bring to and from the market and as a currency, naturally. Obviously it will tell you to treat your animals well, otherwise it’s just a waste.Nowadays most farm animals are executed minutes after they are born.
>>725972614i genuinely wonder what the bear was thinking herehe's clearly been on roads before, maybe he's seen these weird orange things that taste funnywhat did he even gain from putting it upright?
>>725967837The plight of elephants being hunted is the single most heartbreaking thing on this planet to me.They can fucking paint man. They know they are alive.
>>725972765Mr. Staff is enjoying this and doesn't really want to catch the bird.
>>725972765Who the fuck lets children in with one of them Emu type birds, those things are super dangerous. Dumb fucking amerilards.
>>725972614Wild animalvsA nigger
>enemies can avoid traps
>>725970950Bluepoint Games remade it
>game features high player character customization and class freedom
>>725972895taxes returns for good bearhavior
>>725972963shaved bears look super fucking weird
>>725970406If you use violence against me I will destroy you with extreme prejudice and I don't care what species you are.
>Game has a bug that puts weapons in child npcs inventories.
>>725972895He probably has seen it upright many times before and doesn't like it not being upright.Baers have a sense of tidiness for their territory and like to keep it how they remember
>>725973034he's a bear, he has no taxes
>>725973060That's a sunbear, retard.
>>725973016https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBATyMSCg-Y
>>725967836I didn't even play it anon, zero interest in games designed for disabled people.
>game features spectator system
>>725970534I'd like to see you getting bonked on the head repeatedly with a shovel when Frank got turned into a purse the moment he bit the shovel swinging fuckFucking tough guy
>>725973016made me kek hard
>>725973134huh, i've never thought of it like thatshit, no wonder some bears seem so friendly
>>725972938
>>725972937>one of them Emu type birds, those things are super dangerousdepends, ostriches or cassowaries are a no-no but emus are generally pretty harmless unless they feel threatened and/or you're an australian (still wouldn't let my kid get close because i'm too paranoid)rhea birds have pretty dangerous claws but they're literally too retarded to put 2 and 2 together and actually use them, they would rather peck you uselessly, they are basically very large geese
>>725973151so a shaved bear, dumb nigger
>>725972770https://youtu.be/O70tIzQNcCo?si=qNArs-dDVOBkMVA4&t=3m10s
>>725970534YOU CAN KNOCK EM ON THE HEAD WITH A STUMP TO KILL EMTHEY HAVE BEEN AROUND MILLIONS OF YEARSTHEY KNOW A HUMAN WITH A STICK IS NOT FUCKING AROUNDTHANK YOU FOR READING MY COUNTRY MUSIC LYRICS
>>725973261the worst part, the bear on the left would likely get euthanized for this, since bears linking "weird beige monkey = food" is a genuine danger when it comes to camping
>>725973148do you think bears will tell you if they have considerable capital that can be subjected to taxes?
>>725973103>harm a defenseless creature because it doesn't know any betterlmao what a badass
>>725972765thanks, skeletal
>>725973332They are not shaved you, retarded dumb nigger. Who the fuck is going to shave an entire bear? Use what little brain cells you have, dumbshit.
>>725973395amos moses is that you?
>game has too much content
>Shifting Lands - Star 3 – Inside the Ancient Pyramid
>>725973512Chickens are not defenseless.
>>725973539>this shaved bear is not shaved!dumb nigger
>>725972895He was thinking that Safety is not Optional.
>>725973620Not sure if I want to make a Marge Simpson or Bayonetta joke
>companions help solve puzzles
>>725973531>american confused by a woman that isn't 600lbs
>minor factions can be befriended
>>725972765>YOU'RE TRAPPED IN HERE WITH ME
>game features necromancer>you can resurrect enemies
>>725970523I don't know much about horses but people saying they're deeply sensitive and trusting animals always confused me. They're prey who will break their own legs panicking if a frog hops in front of them.I tried horse sashimi in Japan and it wasn't even good.
>>725973728dumb niggers should be on the other side on the fence
>>725973728why did it look like a slime trail? did it just deglove his finger or take the whole thing? i cant really tell
>>725972396>poor telegraphing of hazard spots
>>725970406it was self defense
>>725973958I figured it was the lions saliva
>>725973747>puzzle cannot be solved without a guide
>safe zone ceases being a safe zone
>>725973512Yes, all who rise against me will be cut down like dry grass.
>>725973958i think it's a tendon or some shit, it's the one reason i refuse to watch this webm again, that nigger could get mauled to death and i would find it less disturbing than seeing that long-ass sinew-looking thing and wondering how badly this shit would hurt
>game has a FMV section with real footage that actually happened for real
>>725973404if they talked, they'd probably gloat
>>725974106those things are as smart as an 8 year old human child, they can solve it given they have any reason to
>high level monster is just a more evil looking reskin of a low level monster
>>725974145>could get mauled to death and i would find it less disturbing than seeing thattrigger warning: dont watch that oneextremely graphic
>>game has stealth mechanics
>>725973958Probably just saliva. I can't see any blood so the dude got away extremely lucky.
>>725967607"33"Kill yourself like I know what you're trying to do
>>725974120why did he do it
>>725973747>Enemy can build
>>725973060it's a sunbear you legitimate spastic
>>725974283they probably grew up together
>>725970406Violent roosters are regularly culled. This isn't due to animal abuse it's because you can't have birds that attack you.
>>725973728
>>725974439>had to reply twicedumb nigger
>>725972906Wait til you find out about human hunting/harvesting
>>725974260Yeah he probably was like, fuck that shit.An 8 year old is a bit much though, try a toddler, I had beaten half the worthwhile snes library at that age
>>725971667It's not only about intelligence. Piggies lack personality compared to cats and dogs.
>>725974510What's Ricochet doing there
>xbox lobby>couch gaming
>>725970406Roosters have spurs you dumb cunt
>>725966919Castlevania Lords of Shadow 2
>>725972895its was reversed
>companion gives useful items at random intervals
>>725974691Dear god! Delete this!
>game has a mirror match boss.
>>725974586>An 8 year old is a bit much thoughNope, actually specifically an 8 year old. At 9 years human brain starts developing rapidly. Big black crows are smarter than primate and dolphins.
Animals are so much like us, bros. If they could play vidya, do you think they'd enjoy it? I think so.
>>725974731Were can I get a money bird? Does he fight the homeless for it?
>>725969413>tfw a new dog managed to beat him and he lost his command He kept a few lieutenants but most of the pack abandoned him...
>>725974731fucking kek
>boss battle is a mirror version of yourself
>>725970406gyatt daym this hit the spot kek.
>>725969413I can't believe woke people refuse the idea of alpha males, justvlook at this video
>>725974832Based monke loves turtle just like me
>>725974832man, chimps are the real ones
>>725972906Reading about how we killed off some animals really is just bitter and sad.
>>725972895I think he was probably just checking it out. Once he picked it up and messed with it a bit and realized it was nothing interesting, he dropped it. It landing upright was coincidental.That's not as fun to believe, though.
>>725974731
>>725974969what a cute and funny animal
>>725971128They have incredible explosive strength while we have more endurance.
>>725974969>their base stats are buffed
>game has inescapable traps>>725969413>>725974949wolf/dog packs are so neat
>>725975228>Metal Gear Solid 4 Final Battle
>game was coded by bioware
>>725975137the rat fears the bird
>>725975137>devs get greedy and the players get fed up with their bullshit
>>725966573Just think, any one of us could have eaten some of him.
>>725975280>lion is like: what the fuck is this shit
>enemy is immune to fall damage
>>725970786the greatest mysteries will never be solved
>>725975460Chris P. Bacon
>Boss is actually optional and only attacks when provoked
>>725975552Imagine the smell
>>725975514Cats are insane
>classes have drastically different playstyles
>>725971657>game has Ice physics
>>725975641Based on the guy's expression, it seems pungent
>NPC can extract resources from the player
>>725970406the rooster fucked around and found out jamal
>>725973060>>725973151Remember that Chinese zoo showing a sun bear and the whole internet thought the zoo just put a man in a suit?
>NPC's record their final moments in written log updates
That pig looks Chinese
>>725975719Imagine the blowjobs :0
>first boss on new game plus
>>725974680>that video of fighting roosters with modified metal spurs where the rooster kills his owner with a quick cut to the femoral artery So satisfying.
>selfish party members hog resources for themselves
>Drink potion>-100 to Luck stat
>entering a combat arena unprepared
>>725968321>game actually has everything in place for it, but for some reason the mechanic isn't there
>>725975650
>Game has a parry mechanic
>>725975942I have never seen a man who looks more like a bird.
>>725974293Very specific reference for her to do for her onlyfans, but shit, if that's what the people want...
>>725975653I misremembered it being bananas but fuck this one cracks me up every time. It's like a cartoon.
>>725967443>enemies can sneak up on you from any direction
>tiny enemy actually has deceptively high stats
>game has rubber banding
>>725974510>animals using the leverage effectdamn
>Enemy AI can glitch out
>game has owned items mechanic
>>725974821If crows are so smart why do they get spooked by a car passing by on the road when they are on the lawn? Do crows have secret statistics about how often those giant and fast metal cows jump from the rock river into grass?
>>725976217he looks like a complete douche, serves him right
>>725970059>I CAN'T>IT'S TOO CLAUSTROPHOBIC
>game let's you pet animals
>>725974731This is actually why it's illegal to have crows as pets in most states. People trained them to be flying jews.Just teach them that every fancy paper is worth birdseed or a treat, and they'll be on that like white on rice anytime they see some cash anywhere.
>>725976308Not every crow is so smart, only a few specific types. All crows are pretty smart thoughever.
>>725976262Birds are fucking retardedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fxpp1ZiT-LY
>>725976472cute and funny
>>725976459Heihachi if he bird
>>725975942Flying cat
>>725973531That's an actual tranny.
>>725976472Capybara's are lazy fucking reddit animals.Beavers > Rats > Mice >Guinea Pigs > Hamsters > Any other rodent > Capybaras
>>725976308crows aren't domesticated. meaning, their fear impulses haven't been reduced due to cohabitation in human spaces. in a wild animal's mind, a lot of shit is trying to kill you and you fucking up one time means you're dead. crows are just staying safe in [what they perceive to be] an unsafe world
>>725973016
why the fuck do kids love capybaras so much?
>>725976720being lazy let them become apex rodents
>>725971098Chimps will fucking gore you with just their bare hands dude. Really think about the fact they can just yank themselves airborne from a tree branch with one goddamned arm and then think about how well you'd do just normally climbing a tree. They are the real fucking deal
>>725968781>that little jump that dodges her kicklel
>game has overpowered enemies you can only run away from
>>725970059>You're one of the Kane boys, aren't you?
>>725976769They're big, extremely docile guinea pigs. What's not to understand?
>Force spawn an enemy outside of its normal range>AI starts to bug out
>>725974406Why didn't the shopkeeper shoot the animal?
>>725975514What most often kill cats when they fall is their jaws being broken. Head wound bleeds internally or externally.They legs and torso can stop in time, mostly, but their neck cant support their head's deceleration. If a cat falls onto concrete, it's extra super dangerous.
>>725974997we ain't dawgs thoe
>tranimals
>>725972601>vr chat
>>725969573Black dogs are not the same as niggers
>>725966573o lawdy he bubblin'
>game reuses enemy mobs for multiple environments
>>725976262Jesus fuck they are so stupidhttps://youtu.be/ruaGD3UiXoE
>>725975392>Dog after playing New Vegas for the first time
>Meant to lose or run away from a scripted boss fight.>You can actually beat it
>>725977059>it's the own- ACK
>>725977008>says this as he posts tranime
I miss pre-proxy /an/.
>>725975781sick strafing my duge
>>725973189kek
>>725974820I wish getting laid was this easy for us human people too.
>>725975339Man that battle will never be topped
>>725976998yeah but you can be a real bitch sometimes, anon
>>725976791jamie pull up footage of chimp fighting a man
>>725977008>4chanimals
>>725974651Being a jobber KWAB
>>725977285that lil gator is literally harmless
>>725970523lmao gay
>game lets you use mobs as bait for larger mob
>>725971682Gods must be crazy.
>npcs emote back
>>725972906We already utterly wiped out the Mammoths.
>>725977524birds are retarded
>>725977397>that lil gator is literally harmless
>>725969996When he hits the croc with a shovel, the donkey kong sfx of jumping on kremlins played in my head.
>>725975392>>725977115I don't care about the political bullshit, that's fucking adorable, golden retrievers are such based retards
>game has a crossover event
>Enemy damages sanity instead of HP
>>725976740crows like to drop walnuts at a parking space near my house so the passing cars would drive over the walnuts and crush them. i sometimes walk over wanting to help the crows and open the walnut for them, however they get scared and take the walnut and leave. i want the crows to know i'm friendly. what do?
>>725972281You have never spent any time on a farm.
>villain is shadow version of protagonist
Gators deserve cuddles as well
>>725977786Look at that floor and just take a moment to try to imagine the smell.
>>725972784You have never spent any time on a farm.
>>725977786AI sloppa
anyone have the one with the guy and the weirdly erotic big cat?
>>725977837Bring them pre-cracked walnuts and leave them nearby.
>>725972614>>725972938I understand women now.
>Game gets a remake
>>725968781SO LONG GAY BOWSER>>725972013kek>>725974557dank you mr bear>>725974731glad to see luigi mangione already reincarnated>>725974969>ACK
>New Game Plus
>>725971383Actually, monkes just have a different kind of strength. They have mostly fast twitch fibers, wihch allows them for quick, fast movement, but their muscles tier more quickly than ours. Basically, they are very good at ripping, but not very good at pushing. A chimp isn't actually that much stronger than a human.
>>725972906The thing that doesn't make any sense to me is how we can entrust most of the world's megafauna to the most unstable nations on the planet. It was just in the past year one nation approved hundreds if not thousands of elephants culled for meat - I mean what the fuck we can't feed those fucking people so they get away with killing elephants?Another thing is lions - the males regularly kill young that isn't theirs. And what has happened is human settlements and desertification has reduced their range so much that the males can more easily find and kill the young so lions are going extinct guaranteed in the wild.
>>725977950I saved it in 2020. AI has only been decent in the last two years. If it looks unreal it's because saudis treat animals like toys.
>Hardcore Mode
>>725978013>blowing with her mouth instead of her noseFOOKIN RETARD
>>725977875Crocs. Crocodilians
>>725966573John Pork should be in the main card tonight
>>725978104>characters react to NPC deaths
>>725978104nyooo
>most interesting thread on /v/ in months is a thread about based animals being animalsreally makes you think.
Is there a webm version of this video? Thankshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90howzKS2l4
>Boss kills a cute animal to establish that he's evil
>>725975863/k/pls
>>725975781Darksouls 2
>>725973134This behavior can even be seen with mice:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLDPzQ42kws
>>725969996The lizard fears the shovel knight
>mounts are romanceable
>>725969996>this is how the dinosaurs went extinct
>>725973581I was gonna post "imagine living like that", but then I remembered I was at a buffet just last week.
>>725971447LOL LMAO EVEN
>game makes fun of you
>>725977950I'm incredibly jealous if that's your first time ever seeing an ethnic buy exotics en masse and subsequently abusing them for TikTok boomer ad revenue/kawaii culture.
>party members help you traverse the map
>>725976459I'M THE TROUBLE STARTAHPUNKIN INSTIGATAHYEAH
>>725971447according to videos Ive seen thats not the only thing you can fuck them with
>>725977561dang thats a big ass bug
>>725976169Genshin
>>725978492Man, praying mantis is fucking terrifying. Forget about Xenomorphs, this shit is more alien and nightmarish.
>>725977825Demons. Fucking demons.Anons who've never dealt with these don't know how good they have it.
>tranimal thread
>>725977008Ok that's one is funny
>>725978492Brutal.
>>725977524but why
>>725976832I just assumed she was going to be obliterated by some rogue truck tire or something
>>725978815>facebook frog
>>725978383Most mammals get annoyed if their territory is not in order, a cat can be send into panic by a moved couch kek
>>725974832>Mbappe arrives at Real Madrid
>>725978896I feel like rodents are more autistic than most mammals. Beavers even made a career out of it
>>725978547hit that caps lock again, gator bro
>>725973813>Have Woolly Mammoth genes>Use them to splice them into mice>Create Woolly MiceBut in all honesty? They are cute.
>boss has a secret weapon
>>725968781>Monday>Tuesday>Wednesday>Thursday
>>725978963I feel like a beaver is not a very good pet, dunno just a hunch
>>725968781So I heard you like cockslapping.
>enemies can glitch out
>you can confuse enemies with emotes
>enemy has completely unexpected element type
>>725979271Understandable, I'd be like wtf too
>>725976169RULES OF NATURE!
>>725975929link to video?
>>725979156>>725979156The fuck?
>>725970121new cod boss x)
>>725979365explain this, peta
>Boss can sacrifice his minions
>game lets you pvp players in a safe zone
>>725978979YOU WON'T DO SHIT
>>725979559goats jump over smoke to kill parasites living on them. that one goat's instinct to jump smoke was a little too strong
>>725969996this guy is a fucking menacesomeone ought to stop him!
>>725978408Envision.
>>725970539nice water
>>725970523give him a blowie
>>725979691envision what?
>>725978492Imagine a giant insect just starting to eat your lip.
>>725966573
>>725979601>the fuck timmy gonna do?
>>725970121nice beaver
>>725979809or nipple
>>725967260Seriously the way he looks up, its like that pig has a soul. Bro...I was vegetarian for years, should be vegetarian again desu
>>725979789We don't have cow! we have a bull...
>>725979601god prison sucks. only like 5% of the people in there actually need to be. most of the bad ones are that way because of being in there for so long in the first place. imagine if we just gave these people jobs at childhood to dig ditches instead
>you can't pet the dog
>>725980046Who was in the wrong here?
>>725979365BASED hellspawn>>725978963>i'm come her to remodel your shithole
>>725979251
>>725971098They tell you not to put your hand near the cage because if a chimp grabs you, whether or not that arm stays attached to your torso now depends on the whims of a random chimp.
>>725977375kek my exact thought
>>725976262>entering opposite faction's territory
>>725975392oh my god that is kawaii
>>725976169RULES OF NATURE
>>725968781>attacking a chicken multiple timesDoes this bitch have a death wish?
>>725972281>have chickens>give them food and water>give them a warm, safe home to rest and lay eggs>give them security against predators>give them aid when they're sick>give them any grubs we find in the garden>let them range free during the day, they all come back in the eveningI dunno bro it seems they're living their best life
>Enemies won't stop chasing you
>>725974479iirc the lion was a tardy and one of the wiener dogs basically was his foster mom
>>725977084>when the dad comes home to find a pidgeon>get scared and joins the kids on the corner
>game has creepy enemies
>enemies have a stealth mechanic
>>725980734>Kantooooooooooooo
>>725980870>enemy can duck for cover
>game has jews
>>725980864They killed that poor guy by getting so close.
>game has jaws
>>725976832OH LAWDY HE COMING
>>725978847It's reversed
>Objective: Run
>>725969413>when manjiro sano is introduced for the first time
>>725980046>>725980121The camera guy, unless he didn't get a primer on how to not stress problem dogs out, then it's on the dude and/or showrunner for not explaining it. It clearly saw the camera guy as a threat, felt cornered, and reacted.
>board has no jannies to clean it up
>>725968781Can anybody source this video? I want to see the full thing, understand context, and have sound.Also I'd fuck her.
>>725966919Gravity Rush
>>725975037RIP Sea CowsTrue homies for life
>>725970406>It's abuse to defend yourself from attackDon't you have a western parliament to be inside.
>>725978239aww man :(
>>725981513I thought something was going to come out the other end.
>>725981524That’s rooster not a chicken
>>725981513>The dog peeking around the corner and immediately leaving
>>725970406birds aren't animals
>>725966919>"stealth section">You really just back gank one enemy after the other until the area is clear with none of them finding the sudden lack of communication or presence unusual.I don't think forced no kill stealth is great, nor do I think the game constantly checking for any mistake and having no work around would be fun, but if the solution is to just kill slower than run and gun it's not fucking stealth it's padded combat, you may as well just have the enemies spawn slowly.
>>725981651>That's a man, not a human.That's what you sound like, you fuckin' goober.
>>725979970DON'T!
>>725980489>cats collide with each other>camera only shows unintelligible flashes of lightMade me kek. Also is the camera cat holding some of the grey one's fur in its mouth at the end?
>>725978492OUTFUCKINGSKILLED
>>725978896My cat didn't really care when we moved things around. Guess he wasn't as autistic as the rest.
>>725981853It's amazing how utterly cucked pretty much every bird is compared to the shoebill.
>>725981853shoebill storks are the most dino looking birbs. I love their machine gun like sounds they make.
>>725973958Its his skin, that nig fingy is cooked (raw)There is no blood because blood takes a while to bleed into tissue especially if there is no tissue anymore. I dont think the muscle was damaged, he probably just tore his skin clean off
>>725981758Sorry anon please don’t hurt me
>>725967836>haha the dogshit gameplay filtered youyeah?
>>725981957why he is so spherical?
>>725981853When will scientists mess around and make them into birdpeople?
>>725968781I TOOK IT AND THREW IT ON THE GROUND
>enemies can be stunned
>>725982113It's called being fat, like sure they store alot of fat in their natural habitat too but this one is just overfed and probably doesn't get much excersize
>>725970406Anon, the rooster started that fight and kept attacking her despite getting his ass thoroughly beat again and again. He's abusing himself.
>>725974510Kind of amazing how teeth stay in their sockets.
>game has tough puzzles
>>725972937It looks like the bird escaped and got into the llama pen. I don't think its supposed to be in there.
>>725975975AND STAY OUT!
>>725979251XDD
>>725980923fuck youuuuuu anon
>>725982689Eh llamas get along well with most animals it becomes more and more common to mix animals
>>725966573>stealth game has burp/fart/sneeze/cough build-up meters>stealth game also has auto "bless you/excuse you" etc when enemies sneeze or burp.
>game has no inventory limit
>>725980489>bumpercam in forza lobby
>>725981256Nature has provided roads where driving under the speed limit can be fatal.
>>725983031wowlook at this bird sucking down a fat boner
>>725983026and now you know why roosters are such fearless aggro little bastardstheyll do this shit to falcons, foxes, wolves, ive even seen one attack a goddamn bear
>>725970539>slug
>game has big guys
Damn imagine how many funny dinosaur webms would be in this thread if they were still around (birds don't count)
>>725983031They look even cooler when they cover themselves with red dust. Metal af
>>7259832824u
>>725972318So why do Jews torture chickens in that occult ritual then?
>>725972396>that little jump when it gets zappedhahaha
>>725983282
>>725983336shoebill storks that were already posted ITT are closest to it:https://files.catbox.moe/re13fy.mp4
>>725972963Why is that bear anorexic? That's the skinniest bear I've ever seen.
>>725981679>two man operation
>>725971098>Can a monkeh really lift a grown man like thatA chimp can literally rip your hands and feet off your limbs with it's bare hands
>>725970817Calling something reddit is in of itself a cope response
>>725981853Shoebills let their offspring fight each other and then cast out the loser
>>725981651Did you... Did you think when I said her I meant fuck the chicken?Bro...I would not turn down a studly cock like that one.
>>725983776jamie pull that up
>>725973237I can hear this. Kek!
>>725983031bearded vultures are so beautiful even though their diet consists of gobbling down big bones
>>725983896https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwvmpVbggCU
>>725979428That shit gets posted with gore, idk
>Game has glitches that allow you to skip portions of the game
>>725983031I had no idea they did that. They choke down bone as well as my ex.
>>725983414>Looks like some kind of anime attack>Needs a titleIs that real or AI?
>>725983414Did this fucking pigeon take on a TikTok challenge or something? wtf is going on?
What a fantastic thread, it basically was a thread on /an/, no wonder it got to the bump limit in less than 4 hours.
>>725974000Checked trips.Also: IT'S COMIN' RIGHT FOR US!
>>725976952Bears are majestic and should be allowed to live among us.The others... well...
>>725968781this is CGI and it's freaking me out that I'm the only person realizing it
>>725977084>isrealNo different than asians putting in live animals for staged videos. They probably put those pidgeons in there.
>>725970510It's really subtle but effective because most people wouldn't think a food post would be trying to ragebait. I like it.
>>725974106So much for crows being smart.
>>725984181>>725984234no, this isnt ai, this is an actual thingsome species of pigeons (like the one in the video) have a 'thing' for aerial acrobatics. males do it constantly to show off and attract females. their favorite moves are the spin move (what you see in that video) and a literal backflip they do while on the groundt. pigeon enthusiast
>>725970498That's what had me literaloling
>>725983251shh
>>725970742I need this with sound. Now. Full video too. I always thought having a pet fox would be amazing.
>>725984730Thats a fennec
>>725970887Fuck now we need to genetically engineer those to become huge and see the carnage.
>>725984813which is a species fox.
>>725978059what the fuck is that in its mouth?
>>725985202iirc the mouth of insects is actually formed of 6 pairs of heavily modified legs, so ye can look a bit funky as in this case
my dog used to collect plushies thinking they were her children..
>>725975538Why did this rat evolve to be buglike?
>>725980864bro, if we have weird shit like that, imagine how weird can be the life in other planets!
>>725976190Full video? Parkour cat is awesome.
>>725975228KUMITE KUMITE KUMITE!
>>725975280>STOP DRINKING MY HOME ASSHOLE
>>725982880Yeah, but small children don't get along with man sized predatory birds. So its not a good idea to mix the animals in a petting zoo.
>filename
>>725984730Foxes run around A LOT and piss A LOT.
>>725979809FAFO.
>>725975719>single women when they see a married man
>>725981679>Josef Fares game
>>725975954why is baby drinking yerba mate
>>725984390schizo moment?
>>725984130>games has bad hitboxes
>>725984542lmao, cant find fish that isnt too big for it
>enemies can aggro each other
>>725974675>/v/>irl interaction
>>725977561Why does this ugly nigger need all those extra legs? What's wrong with just 6?
