>this game uses an autosave feature please do not turn off your console when the autosave icon is displayed>turn it off anywayAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>sensitivity randomizer = ON
>>725968337>have to start stripping to keep it turned onHumiliation ritual
>please enter your birth date to continue>1/january/1874
>foid develops an indie game >it's about loneliness
>playing online>mfw one of my teammates is a girl
>someone uses homophobic and racist slurs>report them because i like being the only racist and homophobe
>credits thank me for playing>don't say you're welcome
>playing as a medic>never heal anyone
>click quit>"are you sure?">click no
>buy videogame>dont play it
>>725971565>>725972086DAMAGED
>my team is is tied with the other team >start doing bad to make my team lose>call everyone on my team assholes for almost winning
>Are you 18 years or older?>Click Yes>I was actually 16
>Game is rated "E" for "Everyone">Download the buttplug modNOT FOR KIDS NOW IS IT AAAAHAHAHAHAHA
>wait 30 mins in queue for a match>matchmaking finally fills up>hit decline
>game over>uninstall because I beat the game
>>725968337>dev makes it so the autosave icon never goes away>you can never safely turn off your console
>Potion: Heals 20 HP>Use it on a full HP characterDONT GIVE A FUCK IF I CUT MY ARM BLEEDING
>>725968337>open NFO file>SUPPORT THE COMPANIES THAT PRODUCE QUALITY SOFTWARE!IF YOU ENJOYED THIS PRODUCT, BUY IT! SOFTWARE AUTHORS DESERVE SUPPORT!!>I enjoy it and did not buy it
>say ggez after we lose
>ranked game>"please vote for hero bans">vote myself>I get bannedL’AMOUR! L’AMOUR! L’AMOUR! L’AMOUR!
>>725975663>have the lowest K/D on the winning team>say ggez anyways
>report myself>dont get banned
>>725975893You've gone too far this time
>sound card test>"Your Sound Card Works Perfectly!">close the game pretending i heard nothing
>purposefully walk in front of teammate so they teamkill me>report them for griefing
>>725976203LOCK THIS ONE UP
>game's demo isn't fun>uninstall it and contact customer support for a refund
>invert vertical and horizontal controlsSTEP INSIDESEE THE DEVIL IN I
>join guild full of guys>start flirting with one of the guys and persuading him to buy me skins >start flirting with a different player in the guild and use more suggestive remarks towards him during the second week>the first guy i flirted with is extremely angry at the second guy >tensions rise in the guild and they stop playing >second guy i flirted with sexually wants an online relationship with me>say sure>get to know him better so i can find out where he lives and doxx him effectively >end up doxxing him and calling his local police department and tell them he raped me>also tell everyone on X he's a pedophile WHATEVER DOESN'T KILL YOU MAKES YOU STRONGER
>wii game insists i put on and tighten the wrist strap>completely ignores the wrist strapI'M NOT CRAZY I'M JUST A LITTLE UNWELL
