Yes this exactly what I wanted in my Metroid game, a bunch of reject Halo NPCs following me around all game and raping the atmosphere to deathRetro has completely fucking lost it
>Retro has completely fucking lost itthey never had itPrime has always been Grade A, outsourced, Amerishart GOYSLOP
>>725975971keep the occasional robot companion but kill everyone else.
>>725975971I am not surprised by this at all
>>725975971I actually did want it, so I won.
>>725975971this... doesn't look like Metroid anymore
>>725975971Retro Studio used to be ran by the texan equivalent of Jeffery Epstein who threw parties every week when th Nintendo money.They never had good faith in the first place, hence why Miyamoto intentionally pulled a Jackass on Metroid to see if they'll inch one out.
>>725975971Where are the undergrounds? Its called Metroid because the maps are inspired by metro stations.
>>725975971Corruption kind of went off the rails and Echoes had an uncomfortable amount of time on these Federation dumbasses.
>>725975971if you didn't see the writing on the wall with dread that's on youmetroid is dead and buried
>>725978276>Jeff Spangenberg made The Guy GameWtfff
This thread was made by Eric. He's a snoy and massive GameCube fanboy that's been spamming /v/ with anti-Switch pedaling for a good decade, he's a weekly villain in Famitsu threads and he reports them over and over for calling him out or for spreading facts he thinks needs to be hidden from /v/ (namely sales of Nintendo hardware and software compared to PlayStation and Steam Deck).If you see posts saying GameCube games are better than Switch games, it's Eric. If you see posts saying Sonic CrossWorlds is better than MK World, it's Eric. If you see the same posts sucking Iwata's dick, it's Eric. If you see the same anti-Nintendo threads popping up over and over, it's Eric. If you see the same posts shilling piracy and emulators, it's Eric. If you see someone denying the existence of Eric and calling him a made-up boogeyman, it's Eric. If you see someone unironically using terms like "tendies" or "Switchfags" and making hyperbolic statements, it's Eric. If you see a red OP image with a Nintendo-related thing, asking some dumb open question, it's Eric. If you see the same repeated lines over and over again, it's Eric samefagging. If you see a massive wall of replies to one post, it's Eric samefagging himself, they'll all be a minute apart. He's always resetting his router and ban evading, and flooding the catalog, and he's got at least a few gigabytes of CP to end any thread that isn't going his way.He's also a massive OoT fanboy that was so buckbroken by BotW's commercial and critical success that he's determined to make it the most despised game in history, he wants to change the narrative and erase the perceived damage against him.
>>725975971This isn't bad, the quirky guy is but anons said he only appears for 20 minutes
>>725975971I like the giant robot.
>>725978276>adult men and women engaging in heterosexual intercourseDisgusting. Show these goys who's boss.
>>725976187>>725978867Liking the robot is the easiest thing in media. Seeing something inhuman try to be human is charming and makes for an interesting commentary of what it is to be alive.
