>I LIKE THAT JUMP!
I would really prefer if you'd be quiet
Reminder that Chibi fled to Japan with the hopes of becoming an english teacher and finding a japanese girlfriend, and the literal first thing that happened to him as he stepped off the plane into the airport was to be approached by a japanese game show host who caught his open fly on camera in a nationwide broadcast, and he then turned around in embarassment only to reveal his pants were pulled down and his asscrack was showing
>>725989893Is there an archive of that anywhere?
>5getthis is the milennial equivalent of 6 7? cringe
>>725990772https://youtu.be/_cRJMc1-5fE?si=Qkzk3Clsj8d3ARMI
>>725989490YESI am FUCKING accusing you of cheating
What would the world be like if autism didn't exist?
reminder the Chibi knows more Japanese than you
>>725991364we wouldn't have most of the tech and scientific discoveries we have today
>>725991364transition any% [WR] wouldnt exist
>>725991430yeah he showcased that before showing his asscrack on tv
>>725991482>>725991485both are true
>>725989490>guy convinces Chibi to go on stream and use a secret technique to speedrun TTYD>Chibi, being a naive idiot, fell for it>guy calls him out for cheating to humiliate Chibi for the lolzWhy are speedrunners such assholes?
love how literally nothing happens so people still repost this shitlike yeah it was funny at the time but it was like 15 years ago now hasn't anything else happened in speedrunning since
>>725991364the world would be much worst if every Isaac Newton type person would have just had sex instead of actually doing something useful for humanity
>>725991734Chibi's antics were the last dying gasp of fun in speedrunning
that vid of his mom yelling at him for staying up late is both sad and funny as fuck. rip his dad
>>725991364cavemen times forever
>>725991734speedrunners have spent the last 15 years trying to beat the records
>>725989490Unironically who was in the wrong here?
>>725991776Having sex isn't all that great unless it's with someone who genuinely turns you on so much that you essentially become an animal when you fuck them. Unlike the average knuckle dragger, people like Isaac Newton are not likely to to regress to such a state in the presence of a low-quality female.
>>725989893>>725991185based chibi, he finally made it
>>725992080caveman because he fucking trooned out while chibi only got baited into giantess vore erping with a troll
>>725992180>trooned outqrd? did he really get that mindbroken by CHADbi?
>>725991364The whole world would be like Northern England
>>725991724Source?
>>725991185Incredible
>>725992239it never happened
>>725992260>>725989490
did he finally figure out that attention whoring on the internet isn't worth it? i haven't seen anything new from him for months.
>>725991734the people who keep reposting it don't care about video games, they just want to laugh at lolcows.
>>725992239i dunno the exact details but ive seen pics of him post transition so im pretty sure it happened. chibiGODS keep fucking winning...
>>725989490HOW COULD YOU ADAM!!
This is where he has been doinghttps://www.twitch.tv/videos/2618005714
>>725991495kek
>>725991430I was actually kind of impressed that he learned to speak it at all given how bad he seems to be at everything else he does>>725992397Last thing I heard about him he was having some kind of mental breakdown and that was a couple years ago so it's possible
>>725989893>>725991185This kind of shit doesn't just naturally happen, this is proof that God is real and scripted this because he loves messing with Chibi
>>725992419>>725992319well, which is it
>>725992536We are all lolcows in the eyes of the Lord
>>725989490this dude is unrionically living out his dream life in Japan with his waifu while you're still seething about some shit that happened 10 years ago
>>725992602After he abandoned his twitter account, it got taken over by a troll who trooned it up with photoshop/filter of him looking female.Last I checked he goes by unifiedbranding on twitter but went private. He showed up to some euro speedrun thing a couple years ago I think
>>725991430From that clip? He absolutely does notDidn't even understand 国, that's N5 shit
>>725992397>>725991724The speedrunner who called him out was the one who goaded Chibi into doing the run in the first place. It's just another case of terminally online malice.
>>725992536He's the main character that starts off as goofy but it's actually overpowered.
>>725992683he has a wife in japan?
>>725992832AI wife
>>725992239It seems that Caveman has either disappeared from the Internet or changed aliases in a way that completely disassociated him from that usernameYou can find Twitter and YouTube accounts for CavemanDCJ featuring a supposed transwoman who bears some passing resemblance to CavemanBut the Twitter is completely empty and the YouTube has a handful of completely unrelated videosBoth appear to be new accounts that took the name after Caveman deleted his accounts
>>725992741Did he tell Chibi to cheat too?
>>725993116caveman still does speedrunning stuff, he runs the mystery kusoge tournament at GDQ
>>725993121He told Chibi it was a legit maneuver.
>>725993116He attended GDQ earlier this year. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXuSu782Fvg
>>725992397>Audience member travels 20x those autistic lengths to prove the cheating, down to the frame by frame + audio sync analysis of said runIt really isn't that hard to prove. The trick had very precise timing and required you to enter a fight at the apex of mario's jump, then press jump the first frame possible after leaving the battle. All you need to look for is if Mario loses any height before or after the battle; if he does the jump should be impossible.When this happened the trick was first discovered, but since it requires two frame perfect inputs 50 minutes into the run most runners decided it's too risky of a trick to do. So of course people are going to pay attention when the retard says he's going to do runs with the trick.Honestly I feel like people who weren't watching at the time really try to embellish the facts for some reason.
>>725991185>flys open>turns and ass crack is showing
>>725991185>didn't play it off as having done it on purpose for the content>kills himself instead
>>725989490I see this posted a lot and no one ever provides the source. Do you expect us to keep up with speed runner drama? Give us the goods. Make a decent thread for once in your life.
>>725993985The context is literally in the image. He sees a cheating accusation and the guilt is on his face.
>>725991364Nazis would have won because the NSA wouldn't have cracked their ciphers
>>725989490The speedrunning community should forgive Chibi
>>725994107>guiltMore like him being like>"What the fuck, bro...?"
>>725994161what would be the benefit?
>>725989490post the Shodan edit
anyone have that vid of him streaming a game and his roomate turns off the light and goes to bed and he just keeps playing in the dark
Reminder Chibi won and /v/ is still seething
>>725998560>pic unrelated
I like the iwata funeral
>>725993985He's a speedrunner. He attempted a difficult skip during a live speedrun, pulled off the skip but unbeknownst to him the autist that originally discovered the skip and knew exactly what was required to pull it off was in the chat and watching the stream and called him out for cheating (which he was) based on the fact that he had blatantly fucked it up, which was very obvious to his autist brain and anybody else that noticed he had begun to fall before the combat started.I'm not giving you the source because you're a desperate newfag and if you need it that badly you can find it for yourself.
>>725991185it's amazing how this fucker is such a magnet for embarrassing cringe shithow do you even achieve this power
>>725999064What actually gave it away was that the skip he used was notoriously absurdly difficult to pull off, and any speedrunner who actually managed it would have had a much, much stronger reaction to having been able to do it
>>725999064I already know all that. What I wanted was the source. Thanks for writing up that essay though, retard.
>>725999329the absolute state of zoomers losing their minds when confronted by a single paragraph
>>725999323I don't personally associate speedrunners with healthy emotional states.
>>725999405Unc really out here writing a thesis on a speedrunner lmao. Take the L and provide the source.
>>725999329Here I'll spoonfeed you since widdwe baby can't wook fow things on his ownhttps://youtu.be/o1BBiPeDXM0?si=1633QjPsRtPau4lI
>>725999608Good boy.
>>725999638W
>>725992741why no one ever mentions this then, first time i see someone talk about this.
>>725999812>>725999608>>725999405nah he got you, next time just tell the fucker to lurk more and continue with your day.
>>726000115Unc got mogged lil bro
>>726000115It's funnier to see lazy retards act like they're winning by smugly flaunting how lazy and retarded they are
>>726001195just take the l bruh he literally won
>>725991185bruh
>>725991185Thats not that bad you guys are just overreacting
>>725999608there were livestreams 10 years ago?
>>725991430w
>>726001195Bro is in denial
>>725991364Would be a lot less autistic people, I can tell ya' that much
>>726001916Bro just stated the obvious and thinks hes cooking
Yoooooo im mogging the whole thread bro legit savage
hypothetical:you get 10 million dollars but to spend 2 years as chibi
Bro im cooking rn I want all the smoke
Didn't this guy turn out to be a pedo?
>>726002273no that was me
>>726002273I hear that was actually anon, instead
>>725991185I would just kill myself at that point
>>726002273winning
>>725991185>that happen so muchactual child
>>726001823That didn't happen 10 years ago, dumbo
>>726002612>excuse me open-fry-san, you buttuhoru is a showingu
>>725991364Bad outcome: no games, barely any tech or scientific advances, dumber societyGood outcome:less troons experiencing autistic depersonalisation and convincing themselves its "gender dysphoria"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VSoe1R5K5YI love how whenever Chibi gets sad he sounds like he's trying to be an S-tier anime voice actor.
>>726001707People like to make fun of this guy way too much, so anything that happens is hilarious to them, even when he is not acting like a total sperg
>>725991185KEK
>>725989490>>725992080>>725998560There's something really uncanny about this guy. He both looks like he has down and doesn't at the same time.
>>726006761He is a sperg.
>>726006331Christ this was so hard to watch. Knowing that is he 30+ makes it even worse.
>>725991185>1 year agoSo where is he now? Did he fulfill his dream of becoming an English teacher in Japan?
>>726007086What do you think?
>>726006331This is the most pathetically performative shit I've ever seen
>>725998560I dont really concider this winning chief..
>>725992257But there are artists up norf, I should know
>>725992180>giantess vore erping with a trollthe what now?
isnt this the guy who had a funeral for iwata?
saboom sends his regards
>>725991185>Any% WR speedrunKEK
>>725989490desu he still hasn't trooned out after all those years so I see it as a success lmao
>>726006761he's on the terminal phase of autism, there nothing saving him
>>725991185>think my Japanese is bad>watch the video and see his absolute ratshit ability
>>726007086Last thing I heard was he is still in Japan. But he is getting (more) depressed because no one wants to be friends with him and people there are only being polite.
>>725989893didn't JOHN FUCKING NUMBERSrape him too?God truly hates chibilmao
>>726006331FUCKING KEK
>>725991724>>725992741Why do you niggers still lie to this day?The jump only works if you hot an enemy at the peak of the jump, he was descending upon battle start.it's not even contestable that he cheated.
>>725992180Is chibi secretly based?
>>726006761driver
>>726001707>>726006564sup chibi
>>725992180>caveman because he fucking trooned outhe didn't, his twitter account got hacked and the hacker said the troon thing, he's still a normal dude lol
>>725994379nta but wasn't it proven?
>>725998560I bet he plays XB2 with the JP voices
>>725998560he's kinda tall isn't it?
What's the name of that annoying Tomba 2 song that plays during his infamous agdq run? I tried looking up the soundtrack of the game but couldn't fit it in the tracks.
>>726011047he’s barely taller than two women and ones asian
>>726011137You won't find it. It's not from the game. Sometimes when one event is attaining cringe singularity God may run his own bgm. It wasn't coming from the tv.
>>725992046I would really prefer for you to be quiet right nowBut yes, that is correct
>>725991185This was 2 years ago? He looks normal, what happened to his blue hair nonbinary arc?
Remember that time chibi posted nudes
>>726011459>He looks normal, what happened to his blue hair nonbinary arc?he stopped doing it, even a guy like him thinks it was too cringe, just imagine
>>725992180>trooned out>check his Twitter>it's realOh no, no, no, no..
>Left his 70k USD a year at&t job his dad got him to teach English in JapanWhat the actual fuck was he thinking, and this is coming from somebody who did JET for 2 years.
>>726011739what's his twitter name?
>>726011743he thought he would score a japanese wife
>>725989490Goddammit Tasmalleo you thief of joy prick
>>726012140https://x.com/aquana_w/mediaSo far he's just cosplaying
video games?
>>726011739>>726012252>https://x.com/aquana_w/mediathere's nothing in his twitter account that suggests he's now part of that mentally ill group right?
>>726006331I can't fucking watch this
>>725989490>>725991185Asiago cheese bagel
>>725989490Did he even cheat though? is it confirmed? i dont know anything about this, Was this tard just sperging out?
>>726015884>Did he even cheat though?he did
>>726010225People go to Japan expecting anime tropes in real life and top model women everywhere around.Japan's work culture is an absolute fucking nightmare and people are always keeping you at distance with their fake politeness. Women are fucking UGLY. Makeup hides some of this, but only some.Don't go to Japan. Sure, if you really must go to eastern Asia, Japan is the best, but it's just the least smelly shit around. Go as a tourist, visit their castles, shrines and other attractions, climb a mountain or two but DON'T STAY there.>but I just want a submissive Asian wifeActual submissive Asian women won't let you approach them. What you'll get are either 30-somethings with issues or Japanese equivalent of coalburners, unless you're a chad but then you wouldn't go to Japan in the first place.
>>726010225has he managed to learn the language? no shit no one wants to be friends with someone who can't even communicate
>>725989490>accusing Chibi of cheating before compiling the evidence to say so for sureWhat an ass
In all honesty, I don't know who's more pathetic. The guy bothering to cheat or the guy who actually cares that he cheats.
>>726017978>The guy bothering to cheat or the guy who actually cares that he cheats.both, speedtrooners are taking this way too seriously, it's just video games they need to fucking chill
>>726018373Really makes you think what they could achieve if they bothered to use that time learning an instrument
>>726016306Japan looks great to live in. But their work culture is insane. Would rather throw myself out the window than work for 16+ hours and then HANG OUT with my co workers and boss for another 3-4 hours.
Chibi won.
>>725998560when did he marry Peppa Pig?
>>725993331>a legit maneuversplicing clips?
>>726016306>Japan >top model womenlmao
>>726012384could be worse. you could be watching cosmo
>>726018675someone hacked his twitter, it was a good troll ngl
>>726018582>But their work culture is insane.and then they wonder why no one make kids anymore, bruh they don't have time for this shit
>>726018582The cheat code to that is apparently to use the gaijin card forever. Don't try to blend in because they'll start expecting you to act like them. Just act like you would in your own country (assuming you aren't a loud monkey or a literal streetshitter) and they will stay lenient and begrudgingly, silently accept you leaving after 8 hours of work because you are an incorrigible gaijin.However it only works when you are an asset to your company they can't just get rid of and/or you're white.
>>726018817You have no idea. It's even worse with those who travel to South Korea instead.
>>725991185
>>726011137https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEJ_9eCFkbo
>>726020403the comments definitely don't dissapoint kek
>>726011459>He looks normallol I keep forgetting you guys are losers
>>725992602see>>725993340he never went trans, some pathetic chibi fan took over caveman's deleted social tags and is trying to make him look bad to make chibi look better (it's probably chibi himself who both runs that twitter and trawls /v/ looking for any opportunity to make the guy who embarrassed him look bad), caveman is still a guy and honestly looks a lot better than when the Tomba incident happened
>>726009860why are you such an insecure faggot
does anybody have the screencap of him doing macro roleplay in twitter dms where hes tiny and crawling inside some characters pussy
>>725991185Holy shit
>>726010316What's Based John up to these days?
>>726020403>>726020619>the track's name is "Conversations & Events"Holy kino
>>725989490Speedrunner streams are visual noise for hispanic teens who need 50 widgets animated infront of a lets play.
>>725998560he's not dateing ether of these women they have both put him in the just freinds catagory
