>ywn engage in snu snu with your harem of gerudo vaiwhy live
>>725992635I wish Gerudo were real.Fuck this gay planet full of parasites.
In TOTK you do get to shack Link up with the hydromelon litterer from BOTW at least, Calyban
>>725994816she has a follow up questline?after i finished with her i remember she didnt do shit or in totk she just kept drifting bottles
safe horny
>>725992635>boxerraid.jpg
>>725996145In Tears if you drag one of her bottles back up from where she's drifting them, she'll consider you to have filled her requirements and she starts practicing cooking for marrying her later. Random chance every day when talking to her to receive either a Dubious Food (2/3rds chance?) or a Creamy Heart Soup (1/3rd chance?) for free
>>725992635Pay up
>>725997989350 rupees? I'll stick with my ulltrahand, thanks
>>725992635I see a very rare Reverse DEI.
>>725997989Its the other way around.Gerudo women would pay big rupees for that Hylian Dick of Courage.
>>725994816>Get to romance the Gerudo that eats libido enhancing fruit and practices wife skills.one of the gold nuggets that is in TotK
>>725992635god i want Riju to carry me off to her bed and then lay me next to her sand seal plushies.