Is he right?
Mario is a game for children.
>>725997621Ride wife
The only place Mario will not be a loveless loser is the manga, where he is a womanizer.
>>725997805life good
>>725997621Damn. Bowser won that hard huh?
>>725997621Also peach and bowser~ <3
>>725997878This but it's peach and bowsette
>>725997621>incest shipKill yourself
>>725998060Wat
>>725997940This but it's mario and bowsette
>>725998103Anon is some retard that takes game theory seriously and believe nonsense.
>>725997621>Ride wife.My eyes have been openedPauline has some competition
>>725997621Mario x Amy is better.
>>725997621Rosalina AND LUMA strikes me as too cosmic ethereal for romance
>>725997621It's Nintendo's fault for making him and Peach friends in Odyssey.
>>725997621Based, Rosalina is way taller than Peach.
>>725998103Just a theory.A GAME Theory.
>>726001820Did that dude kill himself yet? I bet he will soon
>>725998103rosalina is peach and luigi's daughter from an old identical universe. This is all canon btw
>>725997621That's a fine opinion and all that but dude's gonna get shit for posting this on mariotwt condessions
>>725997621I really like Rosalina x Pauline, I'm not a shipper but I've seen plenty of art and it's endearing
mario and luigi were finally alone. Even though they were brothers, and even though they were plumbers…. They were still lovers. Mario opened up the front of his bath robe and Luigi pulled his foreskin over the tip of Mario’s penis. They docked like lovers do. They docked like brothers do. They docked like plumbers do
>>725997621Mario twat confessions?
>>725997621Rosalina was made for marriage and rough mating press, if Peach doesn't want Mario's dick then Rosie should take Mario away for a life-long universe-spanning adventure
>>725997701You're either a toddler playing with toys or a toddler competing for mommy's attention. What's the point?
>motherly woman and her short kingname a better combo
>>725997621Mario can't even talk for himself with out a toad translating for him outside of WahoosWario is more of a character than Mario, he was able to speak and have likes and dislikes, etc.Mario is a mascot, his signature is a drawing.
>>725997853>Losing means ending up with RosalinaUhhhhhh....
>>725997621Shipping Mario of all things is peak autism.