I F***ING LOVE SCIENCE
>>726006034Why they make a character that look like that?Are they stupid?
I don't get it
Tendies have been real quiet lately
>>726009489>why do they make a nerdy pencil pusher loom like a nerdy pencil pusherBased retard
>noooooo you can't have le quippy nerd character!!!>what do you mean this is "just like one of your animes"???? This is serious!>metal gear is supposed to be le isolating and mysterious, how can you be mysterious with people???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItBDepGyfK0&t=14s
Metroid as a franchise would be better if the Federation was wiped out off screen or just became a small corrupt branch no better than the Space Pirates
>>726009849the newest Metroid has DEI-scripted dialogue that is constantly fed to Samus over radio and in-person.so not only is Metroid officially abandoning its roots to be more like Other M, but it is also written by people who think Marvel movie quips and one-liners are good writing.nobody working as a military-like unit would act like this. they would take everything seriously and give direct and concise information because THEY COULD ALL FUCKING DIE AT ANY POINT IF THEY AREN'T CAREFUL.
>>726010129Yes, and?
>>726006034I wonder why my comment from yesterday was deleted.I have a feeling he's a bad buy and only pretends to be clumsy and stupid.
>>726010218>no way would a random nerd working in the science division of military base be somewhat snarky and talkative, they're all super-ultra badasses!!
>>726010129That was a serious comment by Dr. Hal Emmerich, not a joke.He got into robotics because of Japanese animes with robots and mech suits, and he asks Snake to call him 'Otacon' which he explains stands for Otaku Convention.He treats every conversation and moment with Snake seriously and, in the end, he's the only person supporting you who isn't lying to you or being forced to stay quiet by some higher power. He always has your back and wants to sincerely help you out even though he's just a nerd.
>>726006034Wait that's Metroid? I thought this was some skin in a fotm multiplayer shooter
>even ign trashes it>not even mentioning the barren desert overlord bike slop>ABILITY TO JUMPWhat were they thinking?!
>>726010336Who's to say this Myles dude isn't the same thing? You people are getting mad over a character you don't even know
>>726010312read >>726010336Your disingenuous comparison is laughable and you should be utterly ashamed of defending Metroid losing its famous gameplay and sense of isolation.
>>726009489they needed millennials to be able to self insert into the game
>>726010393How is it disingenuous? Read>>726010389
>>726006034>Samus, I Shrunk the Metroids
>>726006034When I first saw his dialogue...I immediately started Bharving.Iykyk.
>>726006034The ADL would call this antisemitic if they didn't name him a distinctly non-jewish name like they did.
>>726006034has he been 'jakked yet?
>>726006034He looks like a jewish caricature
>>7260104381. You had to make up a fake scenario where Otacon is saying quips or jokes when that's simply not true, meaning you never had a point to begin with.2. He's already, in just these previews, said more jokes than actual joke characters in MGS like Johnny. And while Johnny was funny precisely because he stands out from all the deadly guards you hide from all game, this Myles retard is just a quippy nigger who won't stop bother Samus.
>>726010393This. Metroid as a franchise is doomed and Nintendo won't exist in 5 years because that's when the millennial dies off.
>>726010495here
>>726010574Hal is a joke character who pisses is pants in front of people and revels his power level to everyone. If you couldn't tell that Kojima was making fun if nerds like you, then I don't know what to tell you anon.Also thanks for reminding me about Johnny, another joke character in an "ultra serious" game
>>726006034>"Uhhh... So THAT just happened"
I had no idea that MGS is a serious video game series, knowing it has a dying grandpa who runs faster than Usain Bolt and a buttsex scene inside a cardbox.
How? Just fucking how?How did the writers and execs see the flops ofDragon Age 3Forspoken... and still think that ANYONE wants to hear this bullshit?Does Nintendo really exist in a vacuum?Or are they just stupid?
>>726010129otacon would use anonymous imageboards and lurk /m/ all day, the metroid guy is a stock redditor
>>726011074And yet both are sniveling little nerds and only exist in game to tell the player what to do
His first line of dialogue is a "joke" about how being "alone, on a planet, with no hope of survival" is better than being next to a co-worker in a cubicle. I have seen people arguing that I am autistic for not thinking this is funny. It's not funny. And it was very likely written by an autist. No one in their right mind has ever said "I have no hope of surviving, but at least it's better than being next to Phil"No one hates Phil that much.
does anyone have more videos of actual metroid fans reacting to this with disgustI need catharsis from being raped getting this garbage after an 18 year wait
>>726011147You literally have to play until after the Hind D fight before Otacon calls you over the codec. He's there to help you if you need him, not instruct you.
>>726011171>I can't imagine someone doing something, so it can't happen!Anon I think you need that diagnosis
>>726006034Yeah, metroid is fucking dead.You'd think Other M being rancid dogshit that put the franchise on ice for a decade would be a wake up call for them instead they tripled down.
>>726010589Thank you GRIDS and vaxAIDS.
>>726010129Otacon only talks to you if you call him on the codec.He doesn't quip every 15 seconds and tell you that doors are used to walk into another room.
>>726010416Hopefully the next game will include a homosexual mulatto for Gen Z representation
>>726011251Doesn't he make you get something for him after beating Grey Fox? Maybe I'm misremembering, it's been awhile since I've played it
>>726011264No, he's right. Nobody makes jokes or quips when everyone is legitimately in a life-or-death scenario, let alone CONSTANT UNENDING QUIPS DELIVERED TO YOU OVER A RADIO.You're trying so hard to defend this but you have nothing to work with, anon. Just give it up and acknowledge this new Metroid will be hated on release or scrapped to the severe negative reaction it has universally received from not just games but also gaming journalists.
>>726006034i was wondering why this had such faggot writing and then i looked it up and its actually made in the US rather than japan lmao
>>726010218>written by people who think Marvel movie quips and one-liners are good writingSo... Millennials?
>>726011264No I can imagine it happening. Only someone with severe issues would say something like "I'm in a hopeless situation, but at least I'm not sitting next to Jerry" out loud to themselves in the middle of a life and death situation, and an UNRESOLVED situation (keep in mind he's still on top of the ship hanging from the vines .... which also doesn't make much logistic sense)It's exactly because I have an imagination that this is offensive to me. The fact that (You) can't parse why this is wrong suggests you are severely autistic yourself.
>>726011397You go to find Meryl while Snake tells him to just stay out of sight and also out of his way. He gives you his frequency because, until you beat Liquid in the Hind D, you have to call him by manually entering the frequency at least once.
>>726011337Thankfully I never took the Trump vaccine because of my fear of needles.
>>726011408You're judging the entire quality of a video game over one character. Ocarina would get 0/10 based on Navi alone by that metric. Ocarina was also an open world game that featured joke characters, escort missions, and was an "empty open world" save for the actual towns and dungeons in game. I get that 4chan is hyperbolic and reactionary, but you guys are all still a bunch of fags anyways
>>726011446Joss Whedon is not a millennial.
You just know there's gonna be a "yup, it's right behind me, isn't it" scene when they introduce a new enemy type.
>>726011530So? He's like one year off and literally all his audience and imitators are 100% millennials.
>>726011460>Oh no! A character said a thing in a trailer!Wow, this will definitely be worth the 2/10 on metacritic
>>726011583Why do you think age brackets have to do with anything? Chances are you're a millennial yourself
>>726011505You're just making shit up out of nowhere.>Navi is annoyingonly because even in the late-game she will still say HEY LISTEN at things you've encountered many times, but it's text only and gameplay stops whenever you decide to talk to her>escort missionswho cares? RE4 is one giant escort mission and it is debatably the GOAT. it's not an inherently bad time to be on an escort mission.>empty open world there weren't ANY open worlds on consoles at the time, and if they attempted them it would be covered in thick fog everywhere, unlike OOTfucking weirdo
>>726011251He shouldn’t be in the fucking game there should be no codecs or dialogue
>>726011531>Well... that just happened
>>726011505Ocarina is dogshit movieslop for consolekiddies
People are only defending this character because they see themselves in him. They probably look just like him IRL too.
>>726011678>Chances are you're a millennial yourselfNot everyone's a fossil here unc
>>726011586This but unironically.
>>726006034>jewish self insert
>>726011530No, but his core audience was millennials, and now they're all grown up and writing slop that is inspired by his style that they grew up on.
>>726011701The Metal Gear series has always featured radio conversations with your support, bosses, and even people you meet while on the mission.People expect that to be there and they are upset when it isn't (PW and MGSV).Do you get it yet? The problem isn't just that this character is unfunny... it's that he's doing this while your trying to play a Metroid game.
>>726011735You're not supposed to say that on /v/eddit especially after two decades of gaslighting people online that oot was anything other than a tech demo for a superior Zelda game (Majora's Mask).
>>726011747>They probably look just like him IRL too.There's a lot of Jewish nerds on 4chan then
>>726011687Yeah and this all shit /v/ would've complained about in 1998. That it was too different from Link to the Past or even Awakening, and now it's a classic. I'm not saying Prime 4 is going to be a classic, but seriously calm the fuck down by overreacting to the dumbest shit
>>726011769>admitting yourself as a newfagAh so this is why /v/ is so shit
>>726011747i can see the appeal of self inserting with the quirky virgin redditor trying to please blonde silent giga stacy by making out of place jokes and remarks
>>726011825>all shit /v/ would've complained about in 1998Stop making up random shit to force an argument.You're wrong, this new Metroid is already a massive disappointment and not what we want. And, yes, I speak for all Metroid fans with total confidence, and (You) know I do.btw why are you so afraid of ending your posts with punctuation?
>>726011171You're right, it's not funny. A lot of people are tired of seeing this sort of whedon-esque writing where every moment is undercut with some joke which deflates any scenario. It's bringing down the world of Metroid to office politics because I guess that's the only thing the writer knows about in life.It's like writing a new Lord of the Rings and having a character who brings up how much his rent costs. It's taking the fantastical and making it mundane.>oh but Samus doesn't seem to like him eitherThat doesn't make it better. Telling a bad joke and then pointing out how it's bad doesn't make it better. Now the player and Samus are annoyed.
>>726006034fuck you
>>726011925How can it be a massive disappointment if it's not even out yet? I get that reviews are out, but since when has anyone on here taken that seriously?Also, worry about your own damn punctuation, I'll take care of mine
>>726012035>How can it be a massive disappointment if it's not even out yet?because it is not what anyone wants out of Metroid. This isn't difficult.
>>726011583>He's like one year offJoss Whedon is 61 years old. He was born in 1964.
>>726010218THIS, even Halo combat evolved got it right from the very first cutscene the soliders never tried being "quirky" or make wise crackling jokes that didn't belong in the settingI was going to go out & buy a day one copy,but after this I just hope they bring along Prime 2&3 again no idea why they only remastered the 1st game?
>>726012068How do you know that? Your own personal feelings don't reflect everyone. I bet there's a 1000 different 2D platformers that play similar on Steam or Itch.io, and Nintendo published Dread years back as more traditional game. I get that Dread is a little contentious amongst Metroid fans, but at least they still made something similar to the non-Prime games. I'm waiting for the actual release to see if it'll be any good, instead of whining online like a fag about it
>>726010336Miles isn't joking when dealing with Samus either.The MGS made fun of Otacon, even if he was serious the game certainly didn't take him seriously.
>>726012256>Miles isn't joking when dealing with Samus either.He's quite clearly delivering comedic one-liners...
>>726006034Does he watch her get Chief'd? Or is he getting Chief'd too?
>>726011687Anon, you're talking about a tutorial NPC who's given prominence for less than 20minutes. Samus leaves him behind after that.Navi takes up a whole lot more story real estate than Myles. And I liked Navi.
>>726012349how did chief tattoo that on her?
>>726010129When the fuck does Otacon ever actually quip?
>>726011938>whedon-esque writing where every moment is undercut with some joke which deflates any scenarioThis is the critical issue.And the dealbreaker for me. Metroid Prime's entire thing is putting you into the shoes of Samus. The one thing everyone ever said about these games is that they were immersive. And they really were. Whedon Jokes are anti-immersion. With his first line of dialogue this guy destroys any potential for immersion. Then we know he keeps talking. And worst of all, there seem to be 5 other characters that will also do this.This isn't Metroid Prime anymore.
>>726012361>leaves him behindSamus has a radio that she can't turn off.
>>726012382Probably some time after they got married
>>726012514what the fuck were they thinkingVisually the game looks so good too. The art are all pretty great. I'm having the same level of disgust I'd have finding a roach on my plate at a 5 star restaurant. >captcha SAMYY
>>726012557john halo is white anon
>>726012647*the art and music are all pretty great
>>726012382>howWith her enthusiastic consent
>>726012659white people can tan anon
>>726011904Of course you can, you are the same type of retard who defends mega starmie and other shit looking pokemon because of memes or because "its based on a concept!"
>>726012514hahahaHAHAHAHAShucks that dialogue is funny!LOL LMAO ROFLMy sides are in orbit!hAhAhAhAhA hooooo manTake my upvote!Absolute knee slapper!Hee hee hoooooo!
>>726012659Fren that is a tan. He is at the beach.
>>726012726These people are a cultural acid.
>>726011171>cubicleWait isn't this the far future how does that make any sense?
>>726012719I'm not defending this. I am seeing it with the view of a detatched non-metroid fan looking at a deranged permanently coping manchild fanbase, an amateur /v/ psychoanalist, if you may
>>726012924Nothing about Myles makes any sense the more you think about it. We see the artifact Sylux shoots creating some kind of energy wave that transports Samus to Viewros. The first line of dialogue Myles says is this joke about "at least I'm not in my cubicle".This implies that he was wearing his full power armor while sitting at his cubicle, before being transported to Viewros.
>>726012449Pretty much. I've always liked the 2D games but I admit I never saw them as unique worlds. I treated them just as fun video game levels and that's it. When I got around to playing the Prime games I was genuinely impressed with how immersed I was. And now it's just going to be like every other 360 era game with some annoying guy yapping in your ear, pointing out shit you're already looking at. I half expect them to do that thing where the player's movement suddenly gets forced into a light stroll when someone is talking.
>>726012896huh?
>>726013179For me it's not the fact that it's 360 era marine companions, it's not even the fact that you have companions in a Metroid Prime game which are known for their isolation. It's the >This is a joke no one would actually say in this scenarioProblem. >"Is every freakin' thing on this planet trying to kill us!?"Is the kind of thing that's meant to snap you out of the game and make you go "haha this is such a silly videogame" instead of pulling you in to the setting. When a marine in Halo jokes about seeing such a great view over the mountaintop that he should take a picture and send it to his Sgt. as a postcard, and you're actually looking at a great vista, at least it's in character and feels like something someone might actually say.
>>726013345NTAAs a millenial I'm getting tired of people demonizing millenials when the worst offenses of "Millenial Writing" come from Gen X.
>>726013604>demonize boomers and zoomers for 5+ years>"how dare you make stereotypes about us"kek
>>726013604Most cases of "millennial writing" is just dirivative of joss whedon/kevin smith quippy dialogue yeah Actual millennial writing is stuff like Uncut Gems and Whiplash
>>726013683huh?
>>726006034Rick Moranis did it better.
>>726013513I completely agree. It's baffling that Metroid of all things would do something like this. I have to imagine the Retro staff that made the original Prime is all but gone by now because this is really odd decision.
Halo was never good
>>726013974K.O!
>>726013683I've never gone out of my way to demonize people by their age group. In fact I was here on 4chan when the "zoomer vs. boomer" meme started spreading, and I half suspect it's a CIA concocted psyop to divide people generationally, because people were too much on the same page regarding political issues in 2019 or whenever it started.
>>726013683>browns in charge of reading comprehensionTry asking chatGPT next time
>>726014125Sonic is an alive franchise while halo has to whore out remakes on playstation while it's only contribute to video games is ruining FPS
>>726013974You're right. Halo was great. >>726013926I can't wrap my head around it.It's so fucking confusing why they would do this, something that's the EXACT OPPOSITE of the selling point of Metroid Prime, that I have a hard time believing it's not some draconian forced propaganda decision Nintendo was strong-armed into by Blackrock or Sweet Baby or something. It's so fucking confusing how they could get this so wrong.
>>726014252>Halo was great.for retards who like retard accessible games made specifically for retards
>>726010218>How dare this game for children have funny dialogue UH OH Nintendie has his diappy stinky and filled!
>>726010129>>726010312To pretend that these characters are even remotely of the same caliber is fucking insane, Anon. Sure, Otacon brings a bit of levity being a nerd and out of his element in MGS1, but he is still a serious character, with 99% of his dialogue being actual real serious dialogue. There is a massive difference between that and some completely unserious quip maxxing Joss Whedon MCU retard redditor character who can only speak in quips and ironic remarks. It's not even comparable.
What's more interesting here how Samus doesn't talk. She doesn't physically emote all that much. Other M really buck broke them from her having to talk all that much (which works in Dread).
>>726014240>citing Bonnie Ross Effect Halo, not real Halo
>>726014462Is this some reddit meme?
>>726014462Did she always look like Sid from ice age? Or has that image been photoshopped? >>726014507343 Halo was always Reddit.
>>726014507HA!Reddit thinks that the Vagina endows women with metaphysical purity. They cope and calle the BRE "The Glass Cliff".
>>726014556Its unedited. I think she's jist Jewish.
>>726014610how do you know that
>>726010091No one wants to see an ugly ass jew's self insert in games. You know how you do a nerd character? You make Gordon Freeman. That's a nerd that people actually like.
>>726014316>Tell me you've never played it without actually telling me.
>>726006034GROOVY BABY
>>726014748Are you kidding?
>>726010495Anon... This steals a 'jak
Who could have seen this coming?
somehow... mclovin has returned
>>726015018BRE'dSee>>726014462
>>726006034NINTENDOYELLOWTHISMAN
>>726014824kek
>>726012386Quite a bit in the tanker chapter in MGS 2 specifically when you upload photos to him which he quips as "Codec Moments" as a pun on a Codac marketing slogan. Then he makes jokes about any non-required photos.I'm a pretty huge MGSfag.
>>726009489It's so that the people who play the game feel represented.
>>726006034Samus having to rescue or even babysit (for a while) some utter nerd. Is genuinely not bad conceptually. But having the nerd be a fucking backseater that comments on everything you do and spoils challenges and puzzles, or even how to explore, and then forces wireless communications onto you after you finally leave him behind. That's absolutely horrid.
>>726006034>I F***ING LOVE SCIENCE
>>726016128>spoils challenges and puzzlesonly puzzle I've seen him "spoil" was if you deliberately fuck around when he's trying to unstuck
>>726016419>encounter enemy for the first time>nerd instantly tells you how to defeat said enemy and get past its defences
>>726009489Jewish genetics >>726006034OY VEY MY ASTHMA
>>726014854YOU HAVE KIDDED ME FOR THE LAST TIME
>>726014158>>726013804>>726014192Holy shit the shitlennial asshurt is palpable"People" born between 1981 and 1996 aren't human
>>726016658U mad?
>>726009489It's literally one of the devs self insert. It was modeled after him.
>>726010183How do we make understand the universe white again? I hate that soiboys and women infiltrated the sciences.
>>726006034They let anyone into the Federation these days..
Why are zoomers mad about while male representation in video games?
holy guacamole, i gannot friggin' BELIEVE that just happened
>>726016658More human than (You)
>>726010129otacon is the worst recurring mgs character.
>>726016903That thing is not a white male.
>>726016903>whiteNice try rabbi.
Retro know what they are doing. They are not stupid. They know Metroid inside and out, and that a character like this does not fit the vibes. He is there intentionally to throw the player off when its later revealed he is Sylux and has been baiting Samus by playing a bumbling idiot
>>726010129Anons are trying to disprove your point with the hours of screentime Otacon eventually gets while simultaneously judging Myles off his 15 minute sequence.Otacon’s first scene was him asking Snake if he’s an otaku and he also proceeds to piss his pants later. What would people’s first impressions be if this was all we had of him? For all we know this Myles guy ends up treating the situation better later on. We already see other Federation troops in the trailer and they seem to be taking the situation more seriously than him.
>>726017140It frankly doesn't matter if that's the twist because his jokes are so bad.
>>726010129MGS =/= Metroid
>>726017157>20 minutes>10 minutes>now 15 minutesMake up your mind shill-kun.
>>726017157Someone pointed out the difference between Myles and Otacon in another thread: Otacon is a joke character. The game is making fun of him. The game is razzing the player for being a fucking nerd who likes giant robots and anime. Myles is trying to be heckin' valid.
>>726013604
>>726017351The game is making fun of Myles too. His scan log states that he’s overly talkative and whenever he drops a shitty joke the camera cuts to Samus staring deadpan while he awkwardly tries to act like it didn’t happen.
>>726017140>They know Metroid inside and outThen why did they add escort missions?
>>726010129otacon doesnt wear yellow paint and break the pace of the game>>726010205Federation was fine in the intro with the power armor guys and nothing more in metroid shit 4>>726016973for you
>>726017395This is retarded. The images needs to be transposed to the left. Gen X weren't the hippies, the Boomers were. The millenials weren't Grunge, X was, etc etc.
>>726017140Close but not quite. They’re going to Prime 3 this shit and kill them all.
>>726016516Pls send copy good saar.
>>726017140sylux its a retarded nerd with edgy oc powersuitsona KEK what a shit buildup
>>726010129Metroid and MGS are tonally polar opposites. terrible comparison
>>726017140>Retro know what they are doing. They are not stupid. They know Metroid inside and outRemember ReCore?
>>726006034>I heckin truckity trucking HEART jewish self inserts
>nerdy guy is alone on a planet with Samus>just nerds out instead of drops his spaghetti constantlyThis is what bothers me
>>726017417All you're telling me is that you don't understand Otacon.
>>726017512Gen X is defined 1965 - 1981.
>>726017140>They know Metroid inside and outeven prime 3 came out 18 years agothe director, both senior designers, the art director, the principle artist, 3 of the 5 other credited senior artists, the engineering director, the principle tech engineer and all 3 senior engineers no longer work there, among others. if you look at the previous two games there's even more people who have naturally left in the 20 years since. don't fall into the trap of thinking a company is one single monolithic entity.
>>726017157MGS is a game from 1998 you fucking retard. it wasn't following gay ass MCU dialogue trends that didn't exist yet
Now I REALLY want to know what was scrapped in 2019 in favor of this
>>726017681These trailers got me to finally give it a chance. It's just ok.
What a time to be alive fellow 2D Metroid fans.Dread was a great success and sold really well.Meanwhile Prime 4 is going to put 3D Metroid in a long hibernation.We won bros!
Every day I reqlize that Samus isn't my wife irl is the worst day of my life.
>>726017395Hey retardCheck it out
>>726013604Millenial 1981-1996>>726012896Your generation is cancer anon.
>>726017789Gen X were hippies when they were 1 year old?
>>726017917I didn't know Whedon was writing Metroid 4.
>>726010129bro that is some wierd California jew looking nonsense person
>>726017898Loooool retard. Normies love open world SLOP. 2D will die just like it did with Zelda
>>726018065The hippies were their parents.
>>726018065Their parents were hippies and those memories got ingrained into their DNA.As a result their children absorbed all that.
>>726018148Then why does the graphic show a pair of hippies as an example of Gen X people?
>>726010129>>metal gear is supposed to be le isolating and mysteriousa core mechanic to the entire series is the fact you can phone up a cast of characters at any time for hints and advise...
>>726018198So generations are now described by what their parent's generation did? Are you literally retarded?
>>726018205Because those years are better known for the Hippy menace anon.
>>726017898more likely they'll just both get put on ice if this actually loses money.
>>726018264It's science mate.That's how humanity gets smarter each generation.
>>726018279So a generation is defined by what was popular when they were born and not by what the people of that generation did later?
>>726018008Yea, and Gen X are the ones responsible for "Millenial Writing"
>>726018318>loses money.Doubt, Nintendo only has a few first parties.Metroid 4 will sell pretty well.Still they should fire the ones who make this shit>>726006034
>>726010312Otacon doesnt actually make retarded snarky comments. He just says the occasional cringe thing during a cut scene. But during gameplay any codec call you make to him is generally going to be him behaving serious.
>>726018474That's because Otacon is Gen X and not a retarded millennial
>>726010129Otacon is a sincerely written autisticMackenzie is hollywood trope autisticOtacon is written by someone who experienced and interacted with otaku culture personally Mackenzie is written by someone who watched 3 episodes of big bang theory if you can't tell the difference you have no soul
>>726010129wrong. Otacon is 4chan. unlike the Metroid guy who is extremely reddit.
>>726015474wtf thats the mega64 guy giving a serious reply. i thought he just did wacky videos.
>>726016658what?
>>726014240But Sonic by definition is a whore franchise anon. Created to license merchandise and kiddy cartoons, forced to make gimmicky garbage games for non-Sega consoles, with terrible after terrible game embarrassingly ripping off popular things. Passed around so many studios, its canon reset and split so many times, the autistic fandom will never stop fighting about which one is the most embarrassing.Nowadays they're fully banking on nostalgia and doing Hollywood slop with black women marrying and Jim Carrey putting things up his ass. And its piggy fans eat it up and defend it online because they love their brand.t. never even played a single Halo game
>>726015018Why do these creatures insist on showing me their scalp?
>>726018898The Sonic movies are really good and most new games have been very good too despite the memes.
>>726010129Mgs was a stupid comedy game from day one, tonally any anime shit was acceptable. This man feels like he was dropped into a fucking shadow of the colossus game
How are they going to reincarnate Samus as Nintendo's sex symbol this game?
>>726010183>more views than the originalso much win
>>726018532This is irrelevant because otacon wouldn't fit in metroid either, unless they went all the way and changed everything about the IP which they didn't
>>726010129Gen Z cannot tolerate any amount of crimge. But these characters are almost always great inclusions.
>>726019535>otacon wouldn't fit in metroid eitherMotherfucker, you have to rescue spess stations from spess pirates every 5 minutes in the franchise, what the FUCK do you mean a scientist doesn't fit in metroid
>>726019382Idk but they have to step on it.People have forgotten how elite our girl is.
>>726019693I'm going to argue that Otacon is cool and acceptable because he's an honest 90's otaku and not a Marvel ironic quip machine.
>>726006034For the love of God, I hope Ridley appears in this game just to massacre the human sidekicks
>>726020304A cutscene with the literal Otacon would be just as out of place. It'd only work if he hung out quietly in the hub like the Luminoth watcher.
>>726010312It doesn't matter if it makes sense or not (it doesn't) he shouldn't be there to begin with
>Open World? I know something else that's open anytime
>>726021158HUMANS
>>726021481HAHAHAHAlmfaoooooooooomg you should write for Metroid Prime 4that was sooooo funny dudetake my upvote you glorious bastard+3 plebbit golds
>>726015474PIZZA DAY
>>726019084To show you where to hit them with a hammer for maximum damage and potentially instakill
>Cubicles still exist in the Metroid universe
I'm not a Metroid fan so I can't really comment on the game, but I had to look up that character because I could not believe that nose. lol
>>726009489DIDN'T YOU HEAR? PEOPLE LOVE MCU!like... 20 fucking years ago
Cubicle office work exists in the Metroid universe?
>>726009489Stop being antisemitic.
>726010129This is such a retarded comparison it's not even worth the (you)
>>726014319One of the reasons kids don't grow up and are so stupid is because they are constantly treated, talked to, and have their entertainment dumbed down to a level much younger than their actual age.
>>726019084That haircut is the female equivalent of the fedora and the trench coat. It's just a bunch of unfuckable retards trying to emulate something they found "badass" in some piece of media without realizing that it barely ever works IRL without you already being attractive in spite of it.
>>726006034I, for one am excited to see Nintendo's Snoyfication. The Switch 1 era was only the beginning of the end.
>>7260171401. You are giving modern writers way too much credit and 2. even if that were the case, it still makes the game an insufferable experience until that supposed "twist" happens, so was it really worth it?
>>726027523>Blog opinion piece: "Corporate product is GOOD ackshually, and why you, the audience, is wrong!"
>>726010129>noo you can’t have a annoying guy in the tutorial>nooooo he has to have AT LEAST Charlie Kaufman tier writing>it’s must explore themes of being a NPC on a visceral and psychological level to appease my intelligence>I MUST take my displeasure to X
>>726006034What's wrong with this if he's just apart of one level? If anything this feels like an apology for Samus getting pushed around by the feds in other m by making them pussies here
>>726010091why is a nerdy pencil pusher who whines about being a boring office worker a character in a far future scifi game about solo exploration of incomprehensible, moody alien environments?
>what's the problem>MY HEADCANON!>who do we blame?>SOME MINORITY DEMOGRAPHIC!just get a subreddit where people as big of fucking one-note faggots as you are actually belong
>>726033735If you don't like it you can leave.
>>726011073christ
>>726034387>>>/reddit/
>>726034642No I don't think I will.
>>726010129This is genuinely insane. No other franchise would get this much benefit of the doubt if it wasn't a nintendo title. This marvel geek is NOT fucking Otacon. The metroid redditor is not going to be a vehicle to push themes of love, loss, and fate to the player. He's going to tell samus to shoot the glow red eye for max damage
this just seems pointless to even argue over until retro has to explain themselves. even they don't seem to think it's a good idea based on the presentation so the question becomes why do it anyway
