>entire pc gaming industry is held up by a 62 year old fat greasy morbidly obese oily lard-filled ugly autistic rotund round circular spherical octuple-chinned fat large voluptuous curvaceous thick sweaty fat messy gross disgusting fat fucking FAT JIGGLY FATASS fat lardass blubbery lardlord fat fuckwhat happens to the industry when eats that final deluxe quarter pounder with cheese, /v/ros?
>op describes himself but without a yatch
>yatch
i remember when innovation in gaming was about catching up to valve
>>726010830it's about to be that again
>>726010562simple, we pray that gaben has selected a worthy heir. and the moment it looks like he hasnt we archive EVERYTHING
>>726010562>voluptuousanon just say you want to fuck gaben
>>726011418Doth protesteth too much
>>726010720>himself>without a yachtIs OP GabeN?
Gabe is in the tier of billionaires where you pay like twenty million to parents that have a teenager on life support and if you need their heart or other organs you get it. He's living to 105.
>>726011572>Hearts in African orphans are free, you can just take them. I have six hearts.
>>726010830was it really?
>>726011762note: hearts from africans are extremely low quality.
Gabe is /fit/ now though
Will this meme ever fucking die? When Gabe dies and Steam turns to shit, people will just go back to torrenting shit, nigga.
The generation I grew up in yearned for everything to be centralized and easier, and the generations after will find out why this was a horrible idea. I'm sorry we fucked around so you guys could find out.
Tencent and Tim Sweeney are infinitely better for the pc game industry
gaben hasnt been involved with valve day to day for years nownothing ever happens
>>726010562Gabe's skinny now
how many yachts does he need
>>726010562>>726010720Gay Ben goes scuba diving daily so he unironically is probably more physically active than most of /v/.
>>726015924sinking to the bottom of the ocean like a boulder because of your impressive mass and density is hardly scuba diving
>>726010562If anyone in charge has a working brain, absolutely nothing happens. They stay on course.
>>726015992People think Gabe just bought multiple yachts. No he bought a whole ass YACHT COMPANY. He also has his own deep sea sub that nigger loves the water. He's like the James Cameron of vidya.
>>726010562Seethe
>>726012337I guess that explains why no games have been made and shit has been broken for years.
>>726016142Then that fucker should make a game that blows away Subnautica. I know he can.
>>726016953There is a non-zero chance Gabe could die in a deep sea imploded sub before the McDonald's takes his heart.
>>726010562That inevitable heart attack is going to save pc gaming
>>726010562>entire pc gaming industry is held up by the literal oldschool definition of a gamer?what seems to be the problem here?
>>726012276Lmao.
>>726015992Fat is low-density and makes it harder to sink actually.source: am fat
>>726010562Why is Friedrich Nietzsche looking at Gaben from the side?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPNMjZ3RwTU
>>726017358>what seems to be the problem here?we haven't discovered immortality tech yet so he might die
>>726018975We absolutely have, but it's exclusive knowledge to certain wealthy bloodlines.
>>726012337ai slop but TRVKE regardlessValve basically gave up on game dev shit and started to rent seek full time after orange boxThings won't get better or worseGet educated new fags
>>726012274Valve is pushing for Linux adoption which actually decentralises the PC market away from the Windows near monopoly
>>726010562Nah. He got ozempic.
>>726010562Let's buy Steam Machines to help Gaben pay for his Ozempic.
