The GOATS
that's a horse
why is nintendo incapable of making challenging games?
>>726019295first post... best post ;D
Based. Not only these two games top IAN's best Nintendo games of all time, the Switch 2 Edtions are also the highest rated games of 2025 on Metacritic. I will never stop laughing at /v/trannies trying to cope.
>>726019250why does horse have so much bone? looks like a sneks
>>726019250Yeah, they do resemble what comes out of a goat's ass.
>>726019319Why is every other developer incapable of making games with design complexity like Nintendo?
>make generic open world survival crafting game>auto generate huge empty map>randomly flood fill map with collectables, reused assets, enemies and puzzles that can be cheesed using the same methods every time>add final boss fight that you can immediately skip to because linearity badoverrated shit made for nugamers that have never touched a classic Zelda game
>>726019250ftfy
>>726019748kek
>>726019379DELETE THIS
>>726019454everything listed except the physics is trivial
>>726019748good kek
>>726019748based and true
>>726019379Metacritic Zelda is a game award Snoyny. They could literally take a shit on a plate, glue a Zelda sticker on it and those tasteless manchilds would eat this shit with taste. Even Genshit Chinkpact has more gameplay depth than this
>>726019748i don't get it
>>726020190it could either mean>they are both assor>they are both the same game
Only Nintendo could sell the same game twice to people and get their nuts licked by their schizo cultists
>>726021097u mad?
>>726021097Square is selling ff7 3x and the cultists are even worse.
>>726021097The Last of UsSkyrimGTAVYou're seething.
>>726019250based
>>726021701ah yes, the famously recycled game worlds of tlou, gta and skyrimgod, you retards are fucking subhuman cattlestop trying to turn this mediocre slop into your bloodborne
>>726021701these games are considered bad here, while tendie cultists constantly slurp up nintendo cum
>>726019250Indeed
>>726019250Based and true.
does this look like a person trying to share their opinion, or a cultist desperate to impose it onto a reality that rejects it?
The same game twiceAmazing
>speedran botw in 30 hours>dropped totk after 3 hoursThese games are empty and barebones as fuck. The traversal mechanics are the only thing they have going for them.
>>726021927>>726021961how does that cum/shit mixture taste like, you worthless trannycattle?
>>726021965it looks like me sharing my objective ranking, so many threads so little time
I see we're back to the classics
>>726022190lobotomized corporate property cannot have an opinion, you silly billy
Why did Nintendo think we wanted to play as Hoz's great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfather?
I don't like TotK very much, to much building
>>726022286cool story, didn't ask
>>726022539I know, your ilk's """brains""" aren't nearly developed enough to comprehend interrogatives, muh less form them
>>726022750does this look like a person trying to share their opinion, or a cultist desperate to impose it onto a reality that rejects it?
>>726021608Are you honestly comparing yourself to Squenix-fanboys to make yourself look good?
>>726022847see? you had to copy my post because you couldn't compose a simple question by yourselfkeep making my points for me, you worthless trannoid slave
