WTFThis shit is so easyDid /v/ermin really struggle with this?Explain
>>726019543you're overleveled and you're using a shield
I don't play roll slop.
>>726019735>NOOO YOU CANT USE THIS GAME MECHANIC
>>726019543>using a shieldBloodborne says its "engenders passivity" so I'm gonna have to yikes this
>i posted the memory puzzle cheat code againwhy are gacha niggers like this
>>726019543>Dude Elden Ring is the hardest game ever>But you can't use summons>Or shields>Or bleed and frost>Or magic>Or Ashes of War>Or jump attacks with a heavy weapon>Or items besides the estus flask>Or super heavy armor that let's you tank attacks>etc etc
>>726019543the game over commits on being flashy with fast dance moves. if you follow the intended flow of the fight you will say "wow, that was amazing, i rolled 90 times and attacked once per minute"but if you reject the dance for an alternate strategy, the bosses often crumples with limited resistance. especially true if you are good at managing your stamina with a shield, or have decent time and know when to spam your own nonsense before disengaging to heal and repeat.
>>726019543>easy>0 runes>not even your own webm>using my buildJust admit it would have been better if you just walked to Miquela and killed him like True King Allant
If the game is easy then surely one can easily win without using a shield and summons? Perchance.
>>726019752But he's blocking
>>726021275That's like saying if walking is so easy you can easily walk without legs
>>726019807>MIDBORNE SAYSKEK
>>726019807>engenders passivityyo idk what fancy ass shit you tryna say but if u callin me a tranny ima stomp yo ass nigga
>>726021559lol
>plays THE most noob build in the game>plays against nerfed radahn
>>726019543Masterful ragebaitSoulstroons tears are exquisite
>>726021756According to Bloodborne you are passively gendered for using a shield
>>726019543It's funny how From faggots will tell you how great Elden Ring is for offering you total freedom over your build and adventure, but then the moment you use a build that isn't rollslopping your way through bosses buttnaked at level 1 with the wooden club, they'll throw a temper tantrum and froth at the mouthLike when people use the most broken "build" in BOTW and TOTK with the most batshit insane weapons combo and potion buffs and such to one shot a boss, none cares, actually people will say how cool it is that the game lets you do thatBut nooo, we can't have that in our non-linear, sandbox Souls game, this is literally cheating (there is literally no "official" way to beat the game)
>>726019807>Bloodborne says its "engenders passivity"Huh? How is it "passivity"?You can clearly see the guy hitting the boss for the whole duration of the weebum
didn't even attempt itI just don''t care any more
>>726022716It's just not masculine to bounce your shield on another man's swordYou got your shield cheeks clapped by Radahn
>Midborne trannies talking about passivity, when their whole ass shit game can be stunlocked to death and trivialized with the saw cleaver R1 > L1 trick attackThis will never not be funny
>>726023027Clashing your weapons/gear with your opponent's is the most masculine thing ever
>>726023019Lol you're scared shitter
>>726023130that's not passive then is it you halfwit
>>726023339I'm glad we could agree >>726022716
