>ITT: things you HATE in video games that make you turn them off immediately and uninstallFucking forced fishing minigames. They're never good, are boring, and have no payoff. I hate fishing IRL too but somehow this is worse
I've fished plenty in video games before fishing IRL and I was shocked by how video gamey it is IRL. The whole reeling/letting loose/whatever mechanics were borderline the same as in games.
I take a forced fishing minigame over a forced yoga minigame any day
>>726019849https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-tH2AGuHDoo
>>726019793>any they/them tranny pandering>a strong black female leader>"hitler bad">easy mode prompt after dying a few times>p2w
>>726019793>annoying character offers you the choice to say they cant join your party>they join anyway, there was no choice.
>"this game is meant to be challenging" warning screen>the challenge is just making you redo large portions of the game because it doesn't fucking save
>>726019793i like fishing irl but in games it is just boring
>>726020432Name 5 games like this
>>726020664dark souls
>>726021056That's not 5 and it doesn't have a screen like that. Try again, you filtered faggot.
>>726019793>I hate fishing IRL toobasedImagine gaslighting yourself into believing standing perfectly still, not making a sound and staring at one point for hours is interesting.
>>726019793>finally try pic related for the first time after hearing nothing but praise>cutscene upon cutscene, after an hour I played maybe five minutes>loading screen after cutscene finishes>"Press any key to continue playing">finally this is it>another ten minutes cutscene >close game, request refundI heard about kojima's self-indulgence but this feels like getting spit in the face. I didn't buy a fucking movie
>>726021221>standing perfectly still, not making a sound and staring at one point for hoursHoly fucking retard, no wonder you hate it if that's what you actually think you're supposed to do.
>>726021056>dark souls>doesn't fucking save
>>726021348NTA, but what are you supposed to do then?
>>726021427>>726021209mad
>>726021221It was always an excuse to get away from the wife and the diaper shitters. It's not that interesting if you don't have anything to get away from.Nowadays they have machines that do all the fishing for them anyway, they just sit drinking beer and waiting for the beep when they caught something.
>>726021348you're NEVER gonna convince me fishing is interesting, so don't even bother fishtranny
>>726021479You sure are. Must be because you can't come up with a single game to support your retarded green text.
>>726020339>yes>no (yes)Classic JRPG. I always hated that shit.
>>726022623i really wanted to do a solo run in legend of legaia. running away from noah and then getting caught, was like giving candy to a kid and then taking it away again.
>>726019793Dailies
>>726021318Most of the cutscenes are at the beginning and the end, the middle part is pure gameplay.
>>726019793Forced time wasting animations. Feels like every AAA game likes wasting my time, with stuff like this. >Opening a door? animation>looting? animation>picking up an object? animation>dialogue? got slow down and play an animation>crawling through a hole? long ass animation for getting in and getting out>Opening a vent? long ass animationit gets really tiring. i know some are to hide load animations, but i'd almost prefer a straight up loading screen
>>726023626How about>press different buttons to alternate hands while climbing a fucking ladder
>>726023626Don't forget about>hold x button for 3 seconds to yWhen will fucking cucksole controllers get more buttons so this shit stops.
>>726024041great, now i'm mad
>>726019793>I hate fishing IRLFAGGOOOOOOOTTTTT
>>726024230no you
>>726021549Unless you're some poorfag that literally can't afford to buy food nobody's buying the get away from the family excuse. Also fish>smells bad>doesn't taste good enough to justify the long, boring process of catching it>needs to be cleaned carefully so you don't swallow a tiny bone by accident
>>726024357As opposed to hunting and slaughtering wild game?
How about getting rid of all menu confirmation windows?>you have selected training mode, are you SURE you want to goto training mode?Our controllers and mouses will last longer and it'll grief the fat fingered button mashers
>>726024335based dad
>>726019793>crafting systemsi dont like them and im tired of every game putting one in even when the main gameplay loop is something like third person character action game or something. i dont want to farm resources i just want to play the damn game
>>726020171>easy mode prompt after dying a few timesstop playing like shit
>>726024335>time flies when you're a faggot
>>726019793You're forced to fish one (1) time in the entire game, and forced isn't even the word for it since you aren't forced to play through the story missions to experience most of the content that it has to offer.
>medieval fantasy game>casually mentions faggots in the first conversationAt least they had the decency to put it in the refund window.
>>726021221Dad never took you fishing
>>726024230It's boringI don't even like eating fish>>726021549I just go for a hike and take pictures of animals/nature. When I had 10 acres of forest on a farm I was renting, I would run around in full kit, shooting at targets I set up all around with my AR or Benelli. Fishing just sucks, if you want to get away from people do something actually engaging
>>726019793Green/blue/purple/orange loot idgaf about collecting trash to make numbers go up
>>726026708They're getting smarter and putting garbage in after 2hrs.
>>726019793written tutorials but everything is 5x longer than it needs to be for some reasonIt's not even about losing my attention I just get irrationally annoyed at it and I can't start to play a lot of paradox games because of it.
>>726030081My problem with it is that the orange loot makes the green/blue/purple loot obsolete so you might as well not have any colors at all, just loot.I like making numbers go up though.
