What the fuck were they thinking?
>>726026893>two handles for your hands>and a third for your dick
>>726026893best controller of all time
>>726026893Two in the pinkOne in the stink
It’s so you can grab the two outside handles and shove the long one up your ass
>>726026893Any games where you'd only hold the left and middle handles?
>>726026893They were thinking "good luck emulating this shit on a normal controller in 20 years, retards"
>>726026893Some anonymous Jap spent dozens of hours developing a fantastic 6 button traditional gamepad, and then Miyamoto burst into the room yelling "ANAROG STICK" 20 minutes before the design was due for the big meeting.
>>726026893What does "C" stand for?
>>726027453Camera. Those buttons controlled the camera in Mario 64.
>>726027453Cunny. Those buttons controlled the cunny in Mario 64.
>>726026893You hold it in different ways depending on the game. Seems pointless now, but they were trying to be accommodating/forward-thinking. Sony eventually proved that throwing sticks on the bottom of a SNES controller would have worked fine.The Gamecube controller is more offensive to me. I don't understand why it's like that.
>>726027868>I don't understand why it's like thatI always thought it's so you can feel the buttons by their different shapes, and no I don't understand why that would make them easier to memorize than the position already does
Product of its time, they thought more games would still need the dpad with the analog stick
>>726027453Nothing, retard, it's just a progression of the other buttons being A and B.
>>726028504Nothing doesn't even start with C
>>726028549Pretending to be retarded isn't comedy. Work on yourself.
>>726026893>What the fuck were they thinking?That you would hold the left handle for the dpad and L button for 2D games and that you would hold the middle handle for the stick and z button for 3D games. What if a game needs access to all of them at once? Tough shit I guess.
