>You did villain shit while you were a villain.>Does it change things that you directed it at me? No, it doesn’t.>You’re not the same person who was there that night, neither am I.
What is this capeshit slop even about? Do you actually play it or watch it like a Telltale game?
>cut Sonar>recruit Waterboy>romance BB>spare Shroud(Astral was an asshole)
the millennial writing is awful
>Hahaha no really we had NO idea she'd be the more popular girl!The devs are full of shit.
>>726031181>>726031207Synthetic Man lost
>>726031186I don't think you're very good at making decisions
>>726031282>voiced by Laura Bailey
>>726031207They somehow made it work, at least for me.
>it's okay that she yelled at me>it's okay that she lied to me>it's okay that she insulted me>it's okay that she spied on me>it's okay that she stole from me>it's okay that she slapped me>it's okay that she beat me until I bled>it's okay that she destroyed my treasured possessions>it's okay that she swallowed Toxic's cum>it's okay that she gave Thumbstick a stickjob>it's okay that she ruined my job by disobeying direct orders and got bystanders injured>it's okay that she punched me in the stomach>it's okay that she assaulted my elderly disabled uncle>it's okay that she started a shouting match with my elderly disabled uncle by mocking his disability>it's okay that she got my elderly disabled uncle (almost) killed by disobeying direct orders at her job out of ego>it's okay that she only switched sides in the first place because her crime boss tried to scam her>it's okay that she didn't even bring me a housewarming gift when literally everyone else did>it's okay that she tried to murder me for money>it's okay that she was a mole for the villains the whole time>it's okay that she tried to have me murdered for doubting her 5 minutes after she betrayed me>it's okay that she got some guy to piss on me>it's okay that she reverts to villainy on her 4th chance if I question her even once>it's okay that she punched me in the stomach againYOU ARE HERE>it's okay that she made me watch as killed my dog>it's okay that she stabbed me to death for the insurance money>it's okay that she slandered me after my death as a rapist>it's okay that she killed our kids in a murder-suicide
>>726031326is that a character in the game?
>>726031075Robert is truly wise
>>726031282>unskippable explicit multi-minute sex scene that plays regardless of romancewe didn't want to push her tee hee i guess it just happened
>>726031443Yes
>>726031450Yeah his power is being bad at video games and having a hot mom
>>726031181There's gameplay sections similar to This Is The Police.
>>726031207so are the e-celeb VAs except Joel Haver
>>726031181>Hero guy on the quest to avenge his father ends up having his mecha suit destroy and now works on a Superhero Dispatch Network to fund his new mech he deals with the responsabilities of leading a team of ex-criminals and his personal lifeYou can romance blonde blue eyed super girl or tsundere tomboy that can turn invisible
I KNEELI SQUEALMY HEADCANON ISN'T REALI COPEI MOPESOMEONE HAND ME A ROPEI SINI NEVER WINI BELONG IN THE TRASH BINI JOBI'M A SLOBI'LL NEVER GOT ROB'S KNOBI WATCH OTHERS FUCKI SMELL LIKE MUCKI AM INVISIKEK
>>726031181You help rehabilitate heroes except it kinda obviously ran out of budget half way so you only really rehabilitate one and maybe a half of one. But it has a fuckton of SOVL and it felt like the writers gave a shit about entertaining us. And unlike Telltale games, your choices matter in how they sum up, rather than some dude going "YOU ATE MY SKITTLES TWO EPISODES AGO AND IT IS FOR THIS REASON THAT I AM BETRAYING YOU NOW."
>>726031181Most people agree now that it's over that you shouldn't buy it. We were tricked by episodic release into buying before we realized how flawed it was.
Shroud is having a fucking meltdown itt
BBCHADS WW@
>>726031181It is basically a capeshit Telltale game with the same kind of choice system and a few minigames for dispatching/hacking. You get the option at the start if you want it to have quick time events if you want it to be a bit more interactive.
>>726031729
>>726031443Mecha Dick can fix her.
>>726031282>>726031807
>>726031075>You did villain shit while you were a villain.So glad that was the response to "I forgive you" because that's word for word what I was thinking when I picked it.
THAT MAN IS IN DISTRESS
>>726031181it's much weaker than their previous games imo
>>726031803>Comfy single player games are the past, Mecha Man.>ADHD multiplayer slop is the future, and I shall be the one to usher it in.
>>726031443>>726031657No one is reading all that man, get a grip>>726031896It's also the whole point of the Phoenix Program.
>>726031807God this artstyle is attrocious.Like how can you get into art and choose the tranny artstyle to specialize in?
>>726031807She got fat
>>726031807WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?
Why is /v/ constantly posting about some gay cartoon?
>>726031628>"Want me to grab the condoms or...?">(Yeah it's better to be safe than sorry)>[fuck her raw and pump her full]
>>726031628>no tailhow the fuck do you forget it
>>726031282I think they thought they pushed BB harder than they did.Turns out having a boyfriend, introducing him to you, making you feel sympathetic for him and then disappearing until the third act isn't a winning strategy.
Why do girls like Sonar so much?
>>726032034The game should have started post-break upThe first few episodes really makes BB look bad
>>726032075Do they?
>>726031718It is a bummer. Feels like it needed to be double the length for it to be more satisfying.
>>726032075Because he’s voiced by the deep voice man who wants to trans kids
>>726032002You don'tSome artist choose to not draw Malevola's tail cuz its easier
If Courtney was a dude and Robert a chick she would have been indisputably a sex offender and rapist. Like she knows you're dating Blazer if you do that and STILL fucking spies, strips in front of you, and forces a kiss on you.
>>726032216i know this is 4chan but you gotta stop thinking about children
>Walking through the city doing some errands>Listening to 'Rob and Courtney' on loop>Feel like I'm literally Robert>Realize I did this before with the OG Blade Runner soundtrack AND 2049's ost>I'm doing this shit while picking up my dry cleaning and buying Dr. PepperI'm such a loser holy shit.
>>726031282>Game is about reforming former villains>WTF why does the narrative focus on the former villain trying to become a hero instead of the hero who is absolute in her heroism?!?!?!
Is Shroud kino?
How get assassin wife?
him and Robert would be great friends
>>726032354Be white and under four feet.
Would it still work if the roles were reversed?
>>726032326Are you me? I don’t remember posting this
>>726032352no he's lame-edgy faggot
>>726032354Be a sub 4 foot Irishman.
>>726032320You keep posting this. Why? Most romance targeted to women have much worse thingsAre you aware how many women are obsessed with picrel?
>>726032398The audiences who like and hate this game would switch near perfectly
>>726032372Robert would unironically be disgusted by Cecil. If Robert led the Guardians, Rex Splode and Darkwing would still be alive
>>726032398>dude punches a chickof course notdomestic violence is only funny and wholesome when it's the impotent screeching of females, because society doesn't expect them to be adults
>>726031075I forgave her, then immediate reloaded and instead picked>I don't know how to feel about this.Forgiving her feels too trite and insincere. Being Mecha Man was a big deal to Robert. I don't think he'd be able to just let this roll off his back so easily. She still tried to kiss me, and I still got Hero Visi end.
>>726032398It would probably do just as well with an audience that games like this will never ever ever appeal to, sure.
How domestic would Visi get with Robert? Like would she still be her usual standoffish tomboy punk or do you think she'd do occasional cute wife things like apron and baking for him (and failing cause she doesn't know how). Do you think she'd ever moegap and wear like a summer dress?
>>726032372You think they'll make his death less pathetic and retarded than the comic Cecil?
>>726032494>Mark sat in the hospital like a bitch while different versions of him were destroying the worldI'd love to see Robert chew his ass out.
>>726032352>Telltale game>Main villain's ability is predict your every move >Villain ultimately ends up losing because he has to make a 50/50 choiceHe is very kinoSmart,acts professional but he is still a petty arrogant asshole
>>726032352i laughed when he was seething about the identical pulsesdefeating a prediction power user making him make a choice was also kinohe's a complete retard though, and Robob II was right about bullying him>>726032398It would have more female fans
>>726032564https://x.com/cadenrich3/status/1990050925038436773?s=46
>>726032535Dude, she would ditch you at the altar.
>>726032535She would lose to and be tamed by the mecha cock anon
It's genuinely impressive that these Discord generals are apparently okay but tranny jannies are more than happy to hit you with a "no generals on /v/ hehe" if you try to talk about a game they don't like. Apparently there's nothing strange in spamming several of these threads at once too instead of sticking to a single one.But the real kicker is obsessing this hard over netflix writing garbage with no gameplay. Go away.
>>726032606>>726032614Shroudmind
>>726032606>>726032614I can already see the shitposters calling us shills for posting the same art
>>726031075Such cuck dialog. Who fucking chose that? Literally bike cuck tier.
>>726032736What else is there?Everything sucks.
>>726032687You've gotta let Robert go, Mandy.
>>726031075
>>726032667https://x.com/Brizksie/status/1989953498054889897
>>726032779The whole point of the program that kickstarts the game is about making villains redeem themselves retard>>726032736No one cares about your gacha threads
>>726032767That's gonna suckStill funny we posted the same artWhere did you found yours anyway?I found mine on Gelbooru
Invisifag here. Is it worth it to play the whole damn game again for the BB romance? Can you really change the direction of the story much by choosing different options? Like if you don't defend Invisigal does she actually get cut? Does she help the bad guys in the final fight? My guess is no. Bonus smut to encourage replies:https://files.catbox.moe/emwkdw.mp4
>>726031075>I want to fuck you silly so I forgive you on the condition that you must jump on my dick once this all blows over
>>726032779We must be better Mecha Men, part of being a better Mecha Man is forgiving and breeding Invisigal.
>>726032786You don't play videogames. The fact that you obsess over trash for women with generic superheroes says a lot about your taste.>>726032872These discord generals are on the same level of trash as gacha threads.
>>726032873Got mine on >>>/vg/546668876
>>726032779But he is right though? If you're that angry it was done against you, then by all means you're a snowflake in this case, meaning a very small minded person.
>>726032879If you don't defend Invisigal your team doesn't get low morale but she won't show up at all for the last Dispatch. Her first appearance is Royd catching her.
>>726032034>I think they thought they pushed BB harder than they did.Probably. BB has very strong moments in chapter one. One of the reasons for why Visi has so much screentime in the middle chapters might have been some kind of overreaction to that.
>>726031282So is she a virgin, or is this one of those western cuck fetish games?
>>726031807why is she crying?
>>726032879If you don't support Visi the last few cutscenes will be slightly different, e.g. she won't shield you from the bullet.
>>726032879>he didn't see the dinner sceneThat's why you didn't choose BB.
So now that the game is over What y'all doing?
>>726033080She's either a gigavirgin or a turbowhore.
>>726033001Humm, the last scene with Shroud makes a lot more sense if that's the case.
>think about replaying >remember you can't skip dialogues>they also auto-pause if you alt-tabshit sucks
What kind of games does Courtney make Robert play with her?
>>726033113listening to Rob and Courtney on repeat
>>726033080she's 27 and lives in LA. what do you think
>>726032398>depressed former villain has a dream where he fucks his brown tomboy boss [chair clattering]>implies male blazer would be a psycho HR gigachadIt might blow up with women and fags, maybe get a general on /vg/ but it wouldn't sell as much. Even if it did then the kiss would trigger meltdowns.
>>726032963Yeah no shit I don't play games. They all fucking suck. The fact that you couldn't even name one just proves my point.
>>726032779Thats the whole point of the program and Flambe can do way worse while being let back in. He even points it out.Besides, her doing the bomb stunt ended up turning out fantastically for Robert so why not forgive her?
Golem is GOAT because he can solo 4 man missions.
>>726033113Waiting for the S2 announcement.
This is the first game in 13 years that I've immediately started a new playthrough off after finishing
>>726033080We have no idea. On one hand she is kind of unfiltered and doesn't appear to have much moral quandries surrounding nudity or sex. And she has lived alongside villains and lowlife. She might very have slept around some. BUT she is also a genuine loser and spills her spaghetti whenever she tries to make a move and goes invisible and disappears whenever she gets embarrassed. So it's genuinely very easy to imagine her as an unironic femcel. As it stands none of it ever confirmed. But the latter would be the more charitable interpretation I feel. There is no real reason to doubt it. Though I imagine there would be fan riots if they went full retard in season 2 and said otherwise, but that'd be brand-suicide and is likely unlikely for several reasons.
>>726033080Game never says she had a boyfriend or had sex before, so yes she is. Every other reply is either coping or bringing 3DPD into a fictional setting
>>726033206https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcHfo3fukuM&t=442s
>>726031785It's a trap, the quicktime events matter more than some dialog choices.
>>726033095>>726033169No, if you don't support Visi she'll be less likely to shield you but it doesn't stop her. Episodes 1-8 track a hidden variable for Visi there.And also no, she still plants a bomb on Shroud's mech, flips him off, then Shroud reveals that this was all part of his plan and Visi was always a plant. It, in fact, only makes slightly more than heavily negative sense.
>>726033080She's a loser who probably had one boyfriend who broke her heart and she convinced herself she was better off never trying again.
>>726033321They did confirm that BB and Phenomaman never had sex, so I wouldn't be surprised if they confirm Invisigal is a virgin or just never touch the topic.
>>726033316Is it even worth it? Most of the choices don't seem to lead do very different outcome, except the date night.I wanted to do the same, thought about that and decided to put it off for 1 or 2 years. I don't want to hate the game because it's not as open as I thought.
>>726033390Wait, she plants a bomb? My Shroud was between my Super Chase.
>>726033456>Most of the choices don't seem to lead do very different outcome, except the date night.Doesn't matter to me, on my replay I made all the same choices again. The other choices are non-canon as far as I'm concerned
>Literally gets everything he wants and basically wins>Gets pissy because Robert wanted to fuck with him>Decides to gamble instead of just go home and figure out which pulse is realWhat a fucking small dick retard
>>726033243Then why are you on a videogame board nigger. Anyways, right now playing Trepang 2, Door Kickers 2, Deep Rock Galactic, Intravenous 2, Zombie Army 4, Mullet Mad Jack. Quake 3 and Unreal Tournament. I have way too many games to play meanwhile fags like you cling to crap made for women without any gameplay and pretend that Netflix writing is something actually good.
>>726033201She gets horribly embarrased after he walks in on her playing The Sims with a Robertson family.
>>726032352He's a chud
>>726033278See you in 2 or 3 years! Since it's basically following the TV format. Fuck nowadays TV format with 2-3 years of nothing for 8 miserable episodes
>>726033080>30>villain her whole life>hot brown tomboy in LARealistically hell no but it's vidya and the writers were somehow smart enough to never have her directly mention any exes or shit like that. Which is a surprise considering how dumb they're acting in interviews now kek
>>726033493Fair enough, I thought you wanted to see different scenes (can't really call them route).
Courtney would turn invisible and spy on Mandy and Robert having bed breaking sex.
>>726033415I could see this. I could also see her ex bf as someone who was similiar to robert and thats why she intially hates him but is also attracted to him at the same time
>>726031443Most of those are a turn on for me.
>>726033278>They announce it at the Game Awards and confirm it's the next game they're working on
>>726033596that's not how shadows work
Are these any good? Tempted to go cinematic.
>>726031443>it's okay that she swallowed Toxic's cum>it's okay that she gave Thumbstick a stickjobLittle bro is letting his fantasies slip out.
>>726033080Its not hard confirmed either way, but she comes across as someone who is outwardly vulgar but actually a virgin. She talks shit about being a pegger and watching people fuck, but then in her dreams she is being lovingly dom'd and she's covering her eyes when Robert is in his underwear.
>>726033278>Powerless Mandy is the protagonist and she's in charge of the new Z Team which is Shroud's old crew. Strong-Arm, Toxic, Thundercuck, etc>Robert joins the team as Mechaman>Old members get cameos. If Robert romanced Visi, they're having a kid so she can't help outMake it.
>>726033080Most of the script was written with her as a 16 year old, from the design docs. She was probably an awkward femcel virgin then, as most teens are. They then aged her up so they could put in a graphic sex scene and then act surprised that people liked it.So all her awkwardness is her being 16 and canonically she's 27. So they'll bridge the gap by saying she was too busy defending herself on the streets to have any romance.
>they pull a ME2 on S2>Mandy and Visi barely appear>New romances are Coop, Malevola, new nerd Mecha girl
>>726033390>No, if you don't support Visi she'll be less likely to shield you but it doesn't stop her.I was referring to her going villain without trying to outright state it since anon doesn't seem to know about it.
>>726033113Playing EU5 and Vintage Story
>>726033080She's a virgin
>>726033707Tbh I don't feel like it's very worth it to choose interactive. There aren't that many scenes with QTEs, you don't even miss anything except maybe 1-2 inputs. Usually it doesn't even seem to change anything if you fail them, maybe it does but it's like 1% of the people who failed.More importantly, when there are QTEs, I don't pay as much attention to the scenes as I should, and for almost nothing.I'd say disable them.
>>726033080She's 27 and was a villain, she probably fucked Toxic and a bunch of other dudes Robert fought
its woke
>>726031186>100% wrong choicesdamn, that's impressive
>>726033278>>726033626Yeah, it would be real funny if they started milking this crap and then proceeded to rapid-fire IP grabbing garbage until bankrupcy. You know, the thing that killed them the first time. Along with common knowledge that their games are not bought, but watched on Youtube.
>>726033707No, they're kind of awful, but also don't really happen often.
>>726033496>Shroud foresaw this criticism.
>>726031282>The girl that is obviously the correct choice has like 5 minutes of a date>This bitch has hours of "fuck me please" interactions>Yes guise we didn't know that would happenI chose BB because I am not a fucking drooling retard but come on
RELEASE THE ROBERT X COURTNEY SEX SCENE ADHOC
>>726033867>>726033902Pretty much what I expected. Thanks.
>>726032848>Meanwhile Robert’s father figure for half is life is on his deathbed but he knows saving the world is more important
>>726033447True.
>>726033080I would not be surprise if S2 is just going to be Scott Pilgrim where each episode will have you fight one of her evil ex’s.
>>726033824Yes I know and I played along, faggot. If you don't defend her, she doesn't show up for the final dispatch, she first shows up with Royd catching her, and she loses a LOT of hero points. You can still have her be a hero without defending her.
>>726031443You forgot the part where if you don't fuck her she leaves and turns "evil" no matter what you doIf you defend her at every point and give her chances at every point, if you don't fuck her in the locker room it doesn't matter
>>726033843>Vintage StoryI should give that another try, I got to the bronze age once and then never played it again
>>726031443I can put up with a little attitude but she put other people in harm's way constantly with her retardation. She's not a villain because of her power, she's a villain because she's a selfish cunt. An invisible hero who can stealthily handle objectives would be fucking awesome, that's such a great way to take out multiple armed hostiles while avoiding crossfire that could hurt civilians. We saw that with Thundercuck, that was my proudest moment in the game. Fucking hell.
>>726033080>can talk shit with the best of them>crumbles when someone genuinely flirts back
>>726033081giving birth hurts
>>726031075I fucking hate most of this shit in this game. It reeks of "power of rainbow and friendship".
>>726033913With Radio playing over it please
>>726033982He hadn't seen Chase in 15 years.
>>726032879>Like if you don't defend Invisigal does she actually get cut?Yes, actually.
>>726033080She's constantly talking about her sexual preferences. She tries to fuck you immediately. She tells you about how she's had casual sex in the past but doesn't anymore because people get too attached. She tells you about how she likes to think about fucking a person to try it out before sealing the deal.Literally every reply before mine is a diehard visifag who's desperate to make her less of a slut when she's openly slutty with all her words and actions.
>>726033870And you’re getting this from what exactly?
>>726031282>Devs give the only thing resembling a sex scene to Visi>wow we totally didn't expect her to be the most popularcome on she's obviously the canon love interest
>>726034003My bad, carry on
>>726034079Her age is in her profile Her being a villain is part of the plotHer fucking everybody is consistent with her overly sexual personality and the fact that she openly says she used to fuck a lot of peopleHow ever could I have figured it out
>>726034017Not true. I did a Mandy Run and no way fag'd Courtney in the locker room. She still defended my Robert
>>726034079reality
>>726032496That was my experience as well. I think it's good how he says that she was a different person then, but immediately saying he forgives her didn't feel quite right.
>>726031282I feel bad for BBBros. The advertising all had her set up as the main romance, but yeah, it's clearly Invisigal.
>>726033810>Most of the script was written with her as a 16 year old, from the design docsSource
>>726034210>>726034073she also lies a lot
>>726031075Does your performance in the dispatch minigames affect anything in the story? I just want to know if it's worth reloading a save if I mess up
If this wasn't a boring world rules by women and simps, they'd have kept Visi's age at 16. Maelle would have also romanced Gustave.
>>726034274Delusional Visifags who don't like the fact that she's 27 and headcanon her as younger.They literally deny reality and substitute their own.
>>726032779Dawg we figured out it was her like five episodes ago and decided whether or not we would forgive her, why not Robert?
Why did BB simp so hard for Visi at the start?
>>726034035Anon, it's a small step for vidya or anime but a huge for Americans who were completely wasted
>>726034353>Maelle would have also romanced GustaveWatching someone play the game != you playing the game, zoomie.
>>726032779I disagree with the sentiment, but I also immediately thought of bike cuck when I read that.
>>726034210You are literally making up who she fucks to bait people. And where does she even say she’s fucked multiple people
>>726034352Hypothetically, if you miss every call then you'd fail the last one because the character stats would be too low. But even that would only change a few scant things. So no.
>>726034210>Her fucking everybody is consistent with her overly sexual personality and the fact that she openly says she used to fuck a lot of peopleAnon.......No sorry my Porche which I have and drive when I need to go places tells me with its expensive car powers that sometimes people overcompensate and lie.However, my supermodel girlfriend has also just informed me that this isn't definitive evidence one way or the other.
>>726034327holy cope batmanshe jokes about sex every other sentenceshe's 27 years old, hot, rebellious, and used to hang with villains for yearsshe's got a body count in the dozens, like it or not
>>726034231Left.
>>726032614>What the fuck is this Robert
>>726034435Cope.
If you can forgive Visi for blowing up your suit because she was a villain, then you can forgive Visi for her high body count.
>>726034352It mainly matters in the final episode one which is a culmination of how well you did since given your crew's levels. If you successfully defend the city you get the option to bring the person you cut back into Z Team during the ending
>>726033113Watching football. Wishing I was in college again so I could unironically get drunk dancing to electronic music with alt chicks. Good times.
>>726034471teenagers also make sexual innuendos all the time but a lot of them are virgins
The more important question is 'is Robert Robertson the III a virgin?'The answer is yes.
>>726034443I don't recall where but she says she used to do a lot of casual hookups at one pointand she is clearly fixated on sex, dunno how you missed that, it's half her dialogue>>726034457even if she's exaggerating, the idea that a rebellious 27 year old in LA hanging with supervillains wasn't getting some dick is absurd
>>726034035>It reeks of "power of rainbow and friendship".Yes, and that's a good thing.
>>726033549>Realisticallyits a game about super heroes
>she’s a slut>how do you know?>I JUST DO DONT QUESTION IT
>>726034428She's nice. Visi wanted to reform and gave a big emotional speech about it, so Blazer accepted her and went out of her way to help. Her arc is about recognizing that some people are beyond saving, hence why she just wants her cut after blowing chance #4. Some people are just inherently evil and will never change; the narrative emphasizes this over and over again with Invisigal, who in addition to being deranged in general aims a lot of ire at Blazer specifically for no reason other than that she's jealous of her (steals her jewelry, tries to steal her boyfriend, tries to get her program canceled, starts a fight to ruin her party).
>>726034506It's like>You were a prostitute before, it was your job. But now you've changed, so I don't mind it.
>>726034428BB is a lesbian but doesn't know it yet.
>>726034584>No malevoladid the artist even play the game?
>>726034564you ignored her age, her former lifestyle, her personalitycope, seethe, etc
>>726034231INTO THE FIRE WE FLY
>>726034212Defended how
>>726034639You meme, but Faith was a far better love interest than Snow White
>>726034632So BB is a gullible idiot, as Visi originally signed up for the program because she was planted by Shroud.
Facts that Visifags deny the hardest>she's 27>she's a slut with a significant body count>she will betray you and nearly cause your death if you don't untie her>she never once trusts you enough to tell you everythingNothing cuts deeper than the truth.
>>726034484Why do her clothes become invisible, tho?
>>726034353>they'd have kept Visi's age at 16But her being 27 is one of the best parts. Please don't rob me of women who are close to my age minus a few years. I need this. Especially since I am only growing older and older myself. Besides. Her being 27 works rather well with her being you know, a failure. 16 year olds -can- be failures, but it could also be said that they just haven't had time to fail yet. At 27 Invisibitch has had some years to really fail. Gives her inclusion to the phoenix program additional weight.
>>726034585you're so bad at baiting holy shit, try not making up provably false statements next time
>>726034620anon do you sincerely think a 27 year old western woman is going to be a virgin unless she's a deeply religious late bloomer?
>>726034610It's good, if you're 11 years old boy or whatever. I really don't understand how might any sane adult like such things.
>>726033081Because she just crapped out life.
>>726033080she a turbo femcel virgin, that makes some schizos have a meltdown because muh realism
So, when is the futa Malevola art starting?
>>726034669they put royd and pman in it and also left out prism, they clearly only picked the characters they liked
>>726034770if it's provably false then prove it falsenot baiting, just being realistic, you're being a fucking fag about this
I am racist and I like Prism.
>>726033806Sounds horrible
>>726034749That shit comes out of nowhere and has zero effect on the plot, like literally there's nothing that it changes with insightI'm choosing to ignore it
why cant real life be like this
>>726034352If I did terribly, like 70% or less pass rate, I would reload.With moderately good play, you will max out your level and your mvp's. Make sure to use every training dispatch (the green ones) even at the expense of missing out on a call. Biggest effect is Ph
>>726032496That option actually still nets you points towards the Hero Visi ending believe it not.Forgiving you nets you more point, sure, but actually not knowing what to say or how to feel is valid and she understands that.The only option there that's a negative is not forgiving her.
>>726034813>femcel>virginSweet summer child...
>>726034931What does Waterboy have that causes this?
>>726034759I mean the third and fourth points makes senseShe's a vulnerable person trying to trust for the first time, of course she's never going to fully trust you over the game's timeline and of course she'll betray you if you fucking abandon her and betray the connection you were forming
>>726034791You act like it’s impossible. I swear none of you actually interact with women and strictly go off what 4chan fags tell you
>>726034864I hate her "I'm urban" voice. Cooper is the (much) better black girl.
>>726034989He's got a Big Waterboy Cock.
>>726034864I wanted to cut her instead of Sonar or Coupe but I am glad they didn't let you just because>The fuck you mean temporary? Bitch you blind forever
>>726034989There's just something about him that makes me think he's hung like a horse
Neither Blazer nor Courtney are virgins, obviously, you fucking morons.That said Blazer probably only had the standard median 3-4 partners for American women, probably all former boyfriends met in her very average life, while Courtney definitely sucked and fucked everyone in the gang. From either a realistic context or an in-universe one there's really no other possibility.>female street gang members are invariably bicycles>she has no compunctions about nudity or sex with strangers>she tells Robert that she's currently at the phase where she imagines fucking somebody, meaning she's come on to others like Robert before (she literally comes on to him on their first day)>wears revealing clothing with Hot Topic aesthetic, which others point out in-universe>nose ring>brags about being a voyeur who watches others fuck>talks about sex and fetishes constantly >is comfortable with touching Thumbstick's stick because "I know the guy">a former member of her gang calls her babe>Shroud flat-out says she was a honeypot (he's obviously used her for this before)
>>726034352Yes. There is one variable that's tracked throughout:It impacts Visi's trust for her redemption scoreAnd in the absolute final dispatch, some choices are not available if you let an obviously bad thing happen.
>>726031565Which I'll defend forever as being a better formula then their old one and they should have doubled down harder on it.>more dialogue>more levels>span the story over a month i.e. twenty shifts
>>726034804Internet irony, edgyness and the spotlight it gives to bad faith actors have posioned your brain with cynisim.Learn to embrace oprimism every once in a while.
>>726035013I'm not saying it's impossible but it seems highly unlikely she didn't fucklike even if she only fucked dudes she was dating, you think she was single her whole life? at 27? is she fucking amish?
What's wrong with his genitals?
How are you even supposed to have an argument with Visifags when they do not accept reality?The sky is blue.2+2 = 4.Fire is hot.But to a Visifag all of this is up to interpretation because it might make Visi look bad.
>>726034749Yes. Again, her flaw is being too nice when she should exercise healthy suspicion and cynicism. She gets over it.
>>726035152Too big.
>>726035086Failing some calls in earlier chapters also bloats the final dispatch shift with additional trouble calls that you can prevent by succeeding in the earlier chapters.
What's this "my women just have previous partners" fetish? This is fiction bro, dream a little.
>>726032879You're implying you didn't do the BB romance the first time? Then yes, replay the game to do it. Other than that, pick whichever new recruit you didn't the first time (Waterboy or Pman).
>>726033913do women like prone bone position?
>>726031443Why do you post Drake? Elena's a good woman.
>>726032535100% she'd be watching youtube videos on how to bake and fail tremendously.
>>726035139>is she fucking amish?Amish start popping out babies at 16 desu.
>>726035086Damn. Is there a definitive guide to doing it well because I suck at it. Either I get spread too thin and miss calls or I send one person to a call and they fail. I'm failing 2-3 calls her shift
>>726034804Then you either need to get rid of the internet irony poisoning, or you need to be an older adult. Power of friendship is kino actually, but I remember being a "young adult" and disagreeing.
>>726034739Took a bullet for him
>>726035152they're alien parts that don't form the general shape and function of a penis
>>726035231I'm surprised Druckmann didn't kill her at the last second to shit on Nate.
>>726031075Visual novels arent videogames. You need to kill yourself
>>726031935It's literally the style of the game
How does Visi react when Robert gives her headpats and says he's proud of her
>>726035237when they're married. a 27 year old single amish chick would theoretically be a virignbut you illustrate my point, people fuck, it's normal, Invisifags are weird about this
>dream determined by what choices you make>bbs is her without the amulet riding robert while dropping L bombs>they intentionally avoid showing her face and eyes to try and hide the twist>week of speculation on who this random woman isAnons could probably figure it out even if they used sneaky camera angles.Also the whole amulet and fake blonde part of BBs character flopped hard IMO.I guess it's supposed to be like Visi's past but they couldn't fucking sell it.
>>726035184That's pretty crazy, actually. The only thing that pisses me off about the dispatching game is that some powers are locked around you failing, and I never wanted to fail. I mean, it's not that big a deal if you never unlock Punch Up's. But you have to unlock Phenomaman's in order to get his awesome level 2 power from training, which means you need to intentionally fail at least one mission.
>>726035152>What's wrong with his genitals?Maybe this? I am just spitballing.
I hate that to be Visi's "mentor" you have to enable every single bad thing she does.
>>726034951*Biggest effect is pharmacy items unlocking a chapter earlier or later. Vizi specifically has a counter for how ofter she is used as well for spoiler
>>726034989He's over 6 foot tall.
>>726034989He's crazy tall
>>726031075I'm brown and blue blazer makes me go ZAMN! Anyone with me?
>>726035139Why does it matter so fucking much to you? You just want a stupid waifu war and I’m not gonna participate in stupid back and forth over who is more pure
>>726035073Here's the difference.All of Visi's words and actions indicate she's a slut.All of Blazer's words and actions indicate he's a classy old fashioned type of girl. On top of that the one longterm relationship we know she's had was also confirmed as completely sexless.There is a far stronger argument for Blazer being a virgin than Visi and yet Visifags apply a double standard and invert reality. They ignore ALL evidence against Visi and make baseless assumptions about Blazer.There is no reason here. They're just fucking delusional.
>>726035340>laughs it off with a sex joke>punches him>walks away
>never found out Mandy's origin story>never found out BB/IG's prior relationship
>>726035073Brother she literally says she was not in any gangs
We never got a sex scene Mandy-bros...
>>726035416Get back to work, Galen.
>>726035340>She would become mess
>Robert, I was planted here by Shroud to track you and steal the Astral Pulse if you ever attempt to seek it out. I also put the bomb on your mech back at that warehouse. I'm telling you all this because I love you. I saw how hard you tried to pull me in the right direction, to help not only me but other people too. I may never be a real hero like you, but I can at least try, by telling you all this. Now, it's in your hands, Robert. Do whatever you need to do with this information.See? Was it so fucking hard, Courtney?
>>726035372It's supposed to be show how she took to Robeet because she was also born without powers. But they probably ran out of money and gave Visi's plotline priority.
>>726035385
Could Z Team take them in a fight?
>>726035340She reacts by conceiving Robert Robertson IV
>>726035421why does it matter to you that she's a virgin? also I didn't even like blazer, ain't a waifu thing, I'm just laughing at your naivete
>>726035372It's intentionally an anticlimactic reveal. It just shows she's insecure about it. But even then, she's a well adjusted person.
>>726035453Honestly probably Blazer busted Visi a few times but knew she was just troubled and they would have a bit of a sibling-like relationship. Like every time Courtney gets caught by Mandy stealing something she'd take her and have a sit down chat with her about life and how she could be so much more before hauling her to the police.That or they fucked
>>726035459every other point of that post is valid
>>726035352No it's not normal. A woman who gives away her virginity to a guy who has no intention of marrying her, then she is literally just sabotaging her own life, mental state, and future relationship prospects.
>>726031326he doesn't like this game ?
>>726035516No one talks about how she never carries a weapon or armor in combat despite literally having no powers other than invisibility and possibly very slightly enhanced strength (but not enough to overpower the local normie gymbro).
>>726032535She'd try to bake and suck at it initially, leading to a cute bit where they just decide to order pizza and chill on the couch.Also if/when she has a kid she would go mom mode and play peekaboo with her invisibility powers
>>726035541yeah, pman makes it too easy, but even without him it would be close
>>726035641sounds a lot like the thing a career criminal would do, huh champ
>>726033728She's all bark and no bite. All of it is a front, but in actuality she's a turbo virgin.
>>726035541They're soft as baby shit, Z-Team has got this in the bag.
You guys really gonna argue with women about the virginity thing? They're never agreeing with this.
>>726035467(Kek)Not until i get blonde blazer
>>7260355541. Virginity before marriage is correlated to lifetime happiness in marriage.2. Prevents STDs and fatherless homes.3. It shows moral integrity.The bigger question is why you're putting on a performance to scoff at the idea of virginity having value.
>>726035653>play peekaboo with her invisibility powersfuck I need to see this. We need a time skip where Robert has a kid with your romance and gotta balance work life with family life as your chosen partner gets maternity leave.
>>726035554I don’t care. I hate when people assume stupid things off of ass pulls
>>726035541P-Man stomps. If you remove him I still think Z Team takes it since Flambe's a powerhouse. Prism is also busted
>>726035086>some choices are not available if you let an obviously bad thing happen.during a dispatch? I imagine it's one of the obvious scripted "THIS PERSON SPECIFICALLY SHOULD DO THIS" dispatches
>>726035118>>726035253I don't understand what are you smoking.
>>726035641only other virgins are hung up on wanting women to be virgins just like them. anyone that actually has a body count will think virginity is pathetic the farther from being a teenager the virgin is. someone like (you) doesn't want to admit that it's pathetic because you would be talking about yourself too.
>>726035763I prefer Glaze Donuts
>>726035372Yeah I didnt really like the amulet stupid shit desu
>>726031628No Malevola route in s2 and we riot. Best girl and also great unit for dispatching
>>726034017My little anon can't be this retarded
>>726035752Brother I'm not trying to convince you it's a good thing I'm saying this character fucked a lot >>726035805the character literally tells you she fucked
If you turn on censorship everyone suddenly becomes extremely racist and homophobic
>>726035715Why do invisifags do this about literally every aspect of her character? The wholesome girl next door who wants marriage is already in the game. Vis is the flighty 'more fun' degenerate. That's her appeal. This dynamic goes back to at least 19th century romance novels.
>>726035106I genuinely enjoy the Dispatch sessions, I just wish that your performance or choices during them affected the rest of the story more. Only thing I've noticed is that apparently you can only forgive Sonar/Coupe if you managed to beat their boss fight?
>>726035845This is cope, because you know you'll never be able to marry a virgin, the way your grandfather did. You'll marry a woman with high body count, who probably has a kid already. Your marriage will dissolve after the seven year itch, because that's how all marriages end nowadays.
No but seriously if you were Robert, which one you fucking?
>>726035806I think P-Man can fuck up Omniman even
Robert literally snarks about her being ridden with STDs btw.
>>726035340Calls him a perv but gets mad if he stops.
>>726031075>calling Blazer mediumhotGod damn Robert is smooth, I should be more like him
>>726031075>>726031181temu wolf among us for zoomers
>>726035184That is so cool. I think this game actually gets hurt a lot by the telltale "soandso will remember that" snippets.A lot of Visi stuff which she remembers can be cancelled out by other decisions she remembers, so it looks like neither mattered.Stuff like this actually changes stuff, but you'd never know it because we're trained like dogs to only think that stuff that has consequences later are explicitly stated.>>7260352412-3 per shift is probably fine. Buf if you're running thin, I'd bet you're not relying on synergies as a crutch. It lets you send out Malevola or PunchUp out with one hero and get much better results than you would otherwise. Golem can solo most dispatches of 4 slots with the spread thin skill and stats around 4-5 each.And you can always wait on dispatches, they just need to be sent out by the time the timer expires. If you rush, sometimes it'll trigger other stuff while everyone is resting.
>>726035964>>726035416
>>726035901Ok? I see others saying they know who she had sex with. Some dumbass keeps spamming it was toxic because it baits people into this stupid conversation
>>726035340Punch him in the stomach and insult him for being a pussy. Did you play the game?
>>726032398Sure. But I wouldn't make her into Mecha Man and him into Invisi Gal. I think you can get away with something like 'Chase wasn't around for Robert and so he ended up using his dad's suit for asshole shit, meanwhile Invisigal had better influences and became a hero till her asthma benched her permanently.' You could even have Robert use his villainous engineering for good to make her a mask-inhaler or something at the end.
>>726035541Z Team turbo stomps them if you consider some of the dispatches they do like fighting kaiju. Then you got Prism's team duplication powers and Mal's telefragging and battlefield removal portals.
>arguing about muh waifu purer than yoursjust pick your favorite and quit arguing about it
>>726036020It's blasphemy, but the Fables comic sucking as much as it did and the amount of time has passed made me extremely ok with TWAU2 just never coming out.
>>726035516Its a very dogshit fucking characterEveryone else is pretty appropriately written, but she is fucking awful>I can randomly be invisible forever or die of asthma when holding it for 3 seconds>I can randomly get fucked up by a random jobber or beat almost the entire squad that beat Mecha Man>I was planted by Shroud but everyone including him tried to kill me
>>726035106It really did blend in seamlessly for this type of game.
>do a second playthrough to try sonar and waterboyJesus from a gameplay perspective I did it absofuckinglutely right the first time. Water boy is an est but whatever, it’s fine, he’s fine. But what the fuck is the intention for sonar? They had a good idea with his flight upgrade(only active half the time but it carries the team he’s paired with) but his training upgrades feel like half an ability. I mean one of them is, it’s fucking coop’s but only half the time. If they won’t combine them it should’ve at least reduced the hard stat requirements too/raise or remove the instafail checks.
>>726035970If he wasnt just talking shit about being able to put out the sun then possibly
If Courtney isn't a virgin, it makes ZERO narrative sense for her to be so angsty towards Robert. Like she's acting like a highschooler who gets nervous and runs away whenever it gets too spicy.
>>726035516She can't take popcorn with her to the cinema, but she can walk around with an invisible bomb
>>726032075It's kind of funny that he is, because he is literally the goofy pervert side character in anime that the same type of people would go on to say is disgusting and deserves to be killed
>>726036167Realistically, neither girl is a virgin. But I don't fault anons who wishes they were, and I do fault anons who shitpost about>LOL you care about virginity? what are you an incel or something XDThere is literally nothing more pathetic in life than a "man" who defends female promiscuity.
>>726035541Invincible power scaling is the fakest shit ever. Any vaguely superhuman character can fight any other character on the show and make them bleed. Z-Team and these guys would just punch each other a dew times, spill ten times more blood than exists in the human body each with no progression to the battle, then it'll suddenly and abruptly end with one set of characters one-shotting the other set with greater ease than a man would kill a small mouse. Everyone is a balloon stuffed with Kool-Aid.
How come Visi got the dream scene and BB got nothing? Seems unfair.
Is it autism?
>>726035541Inconclusive. Invincible's characters can be hyper powerful and intelligent but they're only as competent as the plot of the day needs them to be. It's why the Immortal was a fucking badass for exactly one scene in season one while everything after has treated him like the team Yamcha. Or why Kate has the ability to apparently create an entire synchronized army of herself but her strategy never evolves beyond sending three copies to die in hand-to-hand combat.
you guys are putting too much thinking into an i-can-fix-her game
Who else /truehero/?
If Visi was working for Shroud, why did he have to beat her up to get mallet?
>>726036232You know you can still have a crush after losing your virginity, right?
>>726035541P-Man can apparently eat the sun at will so I think he's taking them pretty easy. Prism has some busted bullshit too. And Malevola could just BFR them to hell.
>>726036232Except she doesn't run away, she continually corners him, follows him into the bathroom, watches him change, tells her she wants to fuck him in the office, and forcefully tries to kiss him even if he's already in a relationship. This entire character is headcanon.
>>726035516I think the jewelry store was supposed to be pitch black without the lights which is why neither of those retards can find each other for the whole minute it takes you to hack the cameras on in such a small enclosed space
>>726036374Got a set an example for the team.Shroud's a bitch but heroes aren't killers.
>>726036349Because she's the main heroine and deuteragonist.
>>726036373I am putting the correct amount of thinking into fixing a brown tomboy.
>>726036349>Why was Visi the deuteragonist whose arc the plot revolves around, whereas BB was relegated to being a side character? Seems unfair.It's a mystery.
>>726036321Again I don’t care but you really seem to
>>726036323>Everyone is a balloon stuffed with Kool-Aid.Yeah this is why I hate the "violence" in Invincible, despite there being more blood than 99% of animated shows it's handled so unrealistically that I feel nothing
>>726036397>P-Man after he gets over BB and gets some alien pussy
>>726036397>Phenomeman suddenly sounds like Troy Baker
I kept sonar. He’s just more entertaining than Coupe is
>>726036213I think the idea of Sonar is that he gives you two sets of stats in one hero, but it's still a coin flip as to whether you'll get the right set when you need it.I prefer Coupe because after she gets training she's basically a guaranteed win in any mobility/combat call.
>>726036349BB got a 10 second areola peek... yea, they really need to release the planned BB sex scene
>>726036392She acts like too much of a prude when shit gets real though. She covers her eyes when Robert is in his drawers and immediately flees when he grabs her hips/ass
I honestly think BB as a romance choice was just added so there Could be a romance choice. The game very clearly wants you with Invisigal.
>>726035941If you can't beat them Mandy will retract the offer to pardon them and say "on second thought, let them visit prison for a few months and then see what happens"
>>726035925Oh I don't know? Maybe the fact that she says all that vulgar stuff but when it comes down to affection be it from friends or from a love interest, she immediately goes invisible?That's how her character is, she talks this big talk but in reality, she's incredibly bashful. Examples:She gets embarrassed when you look at her taking a pic of her scoreboard when she's proud she didn't get cut.She doesn't know how to react when the team is celebrating her taking a bullet for Robert. When you lean in to kiss her back and attempt to grab her as she goes invisible and dips.Not my fault you're a bumbling idiot who can't see signs.
>>726036213Coop is the better team member but she is also the far better villain. Sonar as a villain is laughable, and not in a good way.Sonar's only purpose is comic-relief and he is fine as one of your int/cha focused heros, even in bat form.
>>726033201Stardew Valley
>>726036359>Bitch what the fuck
>>726036374The only true hero choice I'll never make is throwing water at Flambae instead of alcohol. Like, don't get me wrong, it doesn't make sense that the alcohol worked so well against him. But at the same time, the only reason the water worked is because he slipped like a retard. Otherwise, Flambae probably would have kicked our ass.
>>726032779The bomb wasn't even the problem, it's literally everything else that follows. Imagine if this was a game about helping alcoholics instead, and one of the alcoholics apologized to you that in the past they were drunk driving and crashed into your car, which is why they decided to join rehab. After that, you feel like doing a huge speech on how the past is the past and everything is good and they're not the same person anymore, but even after the drunk driving incident, and supposed change of heart, they spent all their time in rehab still getting drunk, picking fights with a people at the bar, drunk driving and nearly killing people because of it, but the characters of the game don't give a fuck at all and just forget about those incidents every scene switch. This is pretty much it
>>726036652>It's Visi sex scene in locker room...
>>726036550a lot of bystanders die in that show too, which makes it really unrealistic, society would simply not function if massacres happen every day, productivity would be 0
>>726036619I chose Coupe because>she's hot>she has a better ability>Sonar's ability is annoying to work around>Sonar's personality is annoying>I wanted to balance the number of male and female Z-Team members
>>726036765does your greed know no bounds?
>>726036619Can't agree. Coupe turning out to be into LARP'ing and Twilight-tier goth novels was funny as fuck. Plus her relationship with Punch-Up is more likeable than Sonar's relationship with Malevola in my personal opinion. That being said it's all subjective.
>>726036661I guess because they caused more damage in the meantime?
>>726036717Alcohol burns way worse so maybe that’s his weakness I don’t know
>>726036765>They release three Invisigirl sex scenes in a patch>BB sex scene is delayed indefinitely
>>726036779Meanwhile the only innocent bystander we watch die in Dispatch is the bartender
>Flambe ur a homo, ur a homo, a big flaming homo>U take it up the ass, a big dick between the cheeks>Coz ur a homo, ur a homo, a big fucking homo>U touch little boys' dicks, at the park, at the store, even at the schoolyard>Coz ur a homo, ur a homo, ur a homo, ur a huge fucking homo>U take giant shlongs up ur big stinky asshole>Coz ur a homo, ur a homo, ur homo>U slurp up all the cum, even if it's from a priest's rotten bum>Flambe u fucking homo, don't come near me, I know you want me but I don't go for homos, and ur a fucking homo>Ur a homo, ur a homo, Flambe u fucking homo...
>>726036856How will HR feel about this?
>>726036765How would that even be possible with the current story branches? What kind of justification will be given for Courtney getting boned by Robert in that locker room, only to betray him and become the next Shroud?
>>726036803Ah fuck, am I going to have to replay this with Coupe? That sounds funny as hell.
>>726036362A hyper-competent Kate would be the animation team's worst nightmare.
For me it's Pom Pom
>>726036213Sonar shines most if you're meta gaming and know what calls are coming and when. If you're not then his best use is to get the flight upgrade for travel time and spam him on calls as often as possible to reduce other characters travel time. The real problem then is finding enough missions for his man form to fit into
>>726036856>That’s not cool, Robert. We’re both gonna have a long talk with HR about this.
>>726036925Based
>>726036925what even is equilibriuma fucking origami?
>>726036803Ehh I think sonar is just more fun in the group however coop trying to be edgy for the sake of being edgy is funny
>>726036619I hate Sonar because he's voiced by an eceleb with an annoying voiceIf he was voiced by anyone else he'd probably be my favourite character
>>726036898"Fuck, another one? I'm still on cases from 2017. Put it on the stack, we'll get around to it"
>>726036851it works on classic superhero logic, which i don't mindrobert is way too durable for a dude with no super powers, he would have died from internal injuries in episode 7
>>726036851Dispatch's world really wouldn't make sense with heavy collateral damage and Man of Steel type battles.The entire premise is that normal citizens subscribe to SDN because it keeps them safe. If superheroes can't do their job, people wouldn't pay them.
>>726036901>Her big scheme is trying to convince Robert to pay child support
The weirdest bit of writing to me is Mandy making a joke about the thugs she arrested getting gang raped in prison.
is this worth pirating? i enjoyed some of the tell tale games, but i'm not really into VN's. is it pure talking/choosing options, or is there any "gameplay"?
>>726036906It's pretty good. During the city-wide black out she begins to go into a emo tantrum because she can't read the latest chapter of her prince of darkness x conflicted girl web novel. She's oddly backloaded on humour for a character you can get rid of early in, wish they hinted at it earlier.
>>726037005Anon the whole team is ecelebs
>>726036925Brickhouse, my beloved...
>>726037048She was buzzed and has been hanging around Visi too long
>>726036805Yeah.
>Phenomaman is an alien>Malevola and Golem are magical creatures>Blonde Blazer and Punch-Up have magical power sources>It's not confirmed, but Invisigal, Flambae, Prism, Waterboy and Coupé are probably mutants (or whatever is the equivalent of muties in the Dispatch universe)...what the fuck is Sonar's origin story? Is he a mutant too? It would be the most likely explanation but how the hell does a man with a bat's head gets enrolled in one of the most elite university in the country? Even diversity has its limits.
>>726037059Yes and there is gameplay for the dispatches which is basically This Is the Police that also adds some characterization. Its fun
>>726037048Yeah, she oscillates between being a dork who says "freaking" and someonen who makes the exact same type of jokes that all the other characters do.
>>726037028Man, the Guardians really do just suck, don’t they?
>>726036803I regret not sending her to RP on my playthrough. I thought she'd be the worst pick but the fact that she has an edgy OC and dark backstory ideas already good to go is hilarious and weirdly endearing.
>>726037048I stand by my canceled wife. It's just comedy.
>>726036992I always figured Equilibrium is a being made out of crystal.
>>726036992Whatever it is I need to fuck it
>>726037143Crypto
>>726035892I'm slightly conflicted because she's too much Karlach, character-wise, and her voice actress is... well, you know.
>>726035541Flambae could probably keep pretty much all of them at bay by himself if only we'd ignore the Immortal or Bulletproof. And honestly he might be able to deal with Bulletproof too. Now add the rest of the Z-Team like Golem, Prism, Punch Up, and Malevola. And they're genuinely toast. Doesn't even need to consider Coop and Sonar, or Waterboy. And if you add Phenomaman to the bunch then it's just over completely, because The Immortal and Bulletproof are the only two that serve a real threat to the Z-Team at all. But while I think the Z-Team could take them on with relative ease by working together, Phenomaman should be able to deal with them by himself. Especially with backup. So yeah. I figure Z-Team would win even without Phenomaman. And with him it's a no-brainer.
>>726037048How would Shroud react to this information, I don't think making rape jokes is what real heroes do
>>726037143I wouldn't be shocked if Sonar is an experiment gone wrong. Maybe he let one of his Harvard buddies try some Morbius shit on him and he's Man-Bat now.
>>726037048when does this happen ?
You are all weaklings.
>>726037143Prism's powers come from lead poisoning.
>>726037048In her defense, she didn't make the joke she was trying to understand what Robert meant by saying they'd "taste the rainbow" in prison. She assumed he meant them sucking dick.
>>726036925>his smile and optimism: gone
>>726037143Probably like Manbat or something. Alternatively maybe he fucked with some magic shit during one of his schemes that resulted in him turning into a hakf bat and how he met/befriended Mal
>>726037183She honestly has a somewhat understated premise, but her ability is top tier. Being able to choose +1 (eventually +3) to Combat or Mobility got me through a lot of missions.
>>726037143>how the hell does a man with a bat's head gets enrolled in one of the most elite university in the countryHe's smart when he's not doing coke
>>726037059>>726037154There's also a hacking minigame that shows up in the dispatching session from time to time and also in a few interactive cutscenes where you act as back-up.
>>726037292>Waterboy fucks thatHe won.
>>726035340>loses half her facenice art
>>726037136I genuinely thought the idea was that whoever you cut had to go back to prison. I thought the Red Ring busted them out or something, but this conversation makes it seem like he's only now going to prison. Why is it so bad then when they get cut? They get to just go do whatever? Why does a crypto bro investor even give a shit about the job?
>>726037247The bar scene in episode 1
>>726036349BB got an extended date scene at the end of that very episode, some of you fags are really disingenuous at times
>>726037158I think part of it is down to her issues in persona. As Blonde Blazer she feels she has to act as the perfect role model everyone looks up to, while constantly insecure about the Mandy beneath not being all that special. It's plausible her Mandy side has always wanted to make dumb jokes like that and tease people, but it only comes out when she's inebriated or passionate. That and she seems to be on pretty close terms with Invisigal who no doubt is a bad influence.
>no malevola romanceBut why tho?
>>726037143Experiment gone wrong at Harvard or just born that way
>>726037195>The power of free and unphysical currency has many abilities some would consider...unnatural
>>726037154>>726037357okay cool, i'll try and find it and hope my piece of shit laptop can handle it
>>726037143He drank radioactive bat cum.
We need a $70 sequel with the same writing but with Detroit-level branching paths and more developed minigames, also no episodes
>>726037143I assumed he was an experiment gone wrong/pissed off a witch who cursed him.
>>726037396Doesn't make up for her barely being a character in the middle chapters.
>>726037418We didnt need it for the story
>>726037376He's a coke addict with poor impulse control (went in close enough with Coop to get cuffed) so presumably it was inevitable before he joined something sketchy again. His only sobriety sponsor is Malevola who can't be around him when she's on the job.
>>726037376>Why does a crypto bro investor even give a shit about the job?He's already been outed as a conman and convicted drug addict. I doubt he's swimming in assets.
>>726037418Saved for season 2 if you remain a volcel in season 1.
>>726037418She's too busy doing a terrible job of being Sonar's sponsor.
>>726037396You have to opt into that, with a very hastily presented text message. With Visi, you boot up the episode and she's showing you her boobs
>>726036992My guess is science experiment that grew sentient. Imagine some geezer growing crystals in a petridish and forgetting a sample in a reactor for too long.
>>726037453I would take a sequel at the same level of quality and formatting, but with no forced gayshit. I'm already cringing at the stuff Critical Role is going to force them to put in.
>>726037453I liked the episodic format. It kept people discussing for weeks on end. If it all was out in one go, no one would be talking about it right now.
>>726036906This >>726037082Also. Not only is Coop entertaining as an ally. Sonar is coincidentally also the more entertaining/memorable villain. Something about Sonar being more pathetic than Coop gives his lashing out as a monster bat villain some more punch.
excited for S2
>>726036901The same justification used for her romance and hero flags being separate or for why the "next Shroud" tosses Mecha Man his pulse while winking
>>726037493Just I M A G I N E how gutted a hero Invisigal would be if Robert left her in season 2 for another woman.
>>726037501Aren’t they? You know?
>>726034506>>726034639>we must be better men
I NEED head from Brainbook
>>726031075If this were written any of the Boys showrunners, Robert would be raped, make jokes about that a running gag and Shroud or the hero you fire would be secretly a nazi. I’m so glad it wasn’t edgy for the sake of being edgy on the graphic side of things. The dialogue could’ve been toned down.
>>726037453>also no episodesI thought it was nice following and discussing weekly releases instead of seeing every end-game spoiler posted on day one
>>726037591She did not wink at all
>>726037183>tfw no bonus Critical Role spoof episode with the Z Team playing D&D together with Robert DMing>Visi keeps trying to romance Robert's NPC insert and keeps Nat 1ing her charisma rolls>Coupe being the edgefag but sweet to Punch Up's character>Flambe being that guy who thinks its for nerds but ends up getting into it and being an MVP>Waterboy being useful and coming up with some cool ideas>Golem just have a good time with everyone
>>726037453>no episodesYou lost me there. The episodic format with weekly releases was really good, they should continue to do that for future games.
>>726037604I think she's legitimately his sobriety sponsor. They're not supposed to do stuff like that.
>>726037592She would kill billions
>>726037587I felt more comfortable giving Sonar a full pass, because he was always something of a buffoon, even as a villain.
>>726037615>her superhero costume is just a suitlame
So what is a Critical Role game supposed to entail? An adaption of one of the campaigns or just a completely new cast doing DND shit?
>>726037664Justified honestly.
>>726037604>>726037661The comic portrays them as friends who do drugs and hook up with people at the bar together.
>>726037453I think they handled the episodic release in the best way possible, it allowed for a lot of discussion and shitposting to take place between episodes, while people who hate playing unfinished games only had to wait 3 weeks to get the full experience. If the future games also only have ~1 month long release periods that'll be optimal
>>726037579Yeah, people would. I waited until the full game was released. Oooof I can't imagine and bad it was last week right after finishing episode 6. Glad I had the patience to wait it out.
>>726037625>>726037579We were still discussing Detroit months after release, mostly about Hank and Connor but if you hit it out of the park with both quality and quantity, the hype will still be there
>>726037418>no tail, againwhat is wrong with these artists
>>726037708>PicI don't get it, what's the joke?
>>726035106Making this an additional mode as an update or a separate game/DLC with just these sessions would be sweet. Genuinely enjoyed it more than the story and I wanted more after the ending.
>>726037661>I think she's legitimately his sobriety sponsorShe's either really bad at this or he was legitimaly financing half the cartels in SA with his coke addiction
>>726037376>I genuinely thought the idea was that whoever you cut had to go back to prison.That's what I thought at first too, but maybe it's more that they're trying to give ex-villains a job that couldn't find one otherwise. Kind of like those restaurants that hire ex-prisoners.
>>726037625>seeing every end-game spoiler posted on day oneBut that happened thanks to the leaks anyway, I saw Invisigal stab Shroud on day two or three after release
>>726037708The dispatch system can easily work for a DnD game, with a little tinkering of the stats and perks. It's probably going to be new content. I detest the franchise personally, and am hoping they do S2 of Dispatch first.
>>726037708wokeshitDo you really care about any of the other details?
Is there any official art of Coupe without the mask?
>>726037708Dont think much was confirmed outside of it being in their D&D setting. Probably its own story and characters with potential run ins with their established campaign characters akin to Tales From the Borderlands
>>726037839WHY DOES SHE WEAR THE MASK!?
>>726031689It was in dev for 7 years, it was originally going to be live action, they pivoted to animation after leaving The Wolf Among Us 2, one of their primary backers pulled out and Critical Roll stepped in and replaced the funding. The game was kind in dev hell and it's impressive it came out at all. Of course it's linear, it's a telltale game
>>726037792In BG3, if you fail a perception check (automatic; the game rolls this for you), the game alerts you, meaning you know there's something (potentially dangerous) you didn't see. In the comic, the Dark Urge fails his check then looks back at his companions for help, only to find them looking sheepish, as they also failed their checks.
>>726037620I'm around normalfags enough to tell you that they talk like that all the time now. Writers just write what they know, and it's accurate to the setting anyway
>>726036925>getting a call from Brainbook in the final dispatch
>>726037832>hoping they do S2 of Dispatch first.Same, that or they expand the studio enough to do both at the same time and send the B-team to the Critical Role mines.
>>726037812I'll rephrase: I think she's legitimately his sobriety sponsor and is horrifically bad at her job because she's a demon and people literally describe addiction in demonic terms.
>>726037839
>>726037587Yeah, Sonar makes a great villain for sure.
>>726037878Probably to avoid being assassinated in her off-time. Her past sins make her the one most likely characters to be killed by an aggrieved politician out of everyone. That and SHE'S A BIG GIRL.
>>726037839Her mug shot?
>>726037708why are you keep talking about that game like it'll be coming out soon? no fucking way they aren'r prioritizing season 2
>>726037143Coop mostly seems to be autistic assassin training coupled with nebulous Shadow Magic technology
>>726033879Cutting Sonar is the better choice, you can tell they intended him to be the one to come back to fight you, his fight is better and uses the hole in the ground which sets up blazer falling in there later. Also the behind the scenes concept art of the last episode all uses sonar as the villain not Coupe
>>726037723They’re pretty good together
>>726037996She cute, I can fix her.
>>726037996That's a pretty mug
>>726037708unless they just use the universe, whatever approach they take it's gonna suck, critical are already a bunch o established characters if you add a player one he will always be a stranger in the group, if they go with the no protagonists like until dawn, it's going to suck too because no immersion
>>726037925>live action BB>live action VisiWhat's your pick /v/?
>>726037708Likely a spinoff in the world where seals can clap their fins at any references any of us would miss. I hope it doesn't do badly enough to sink the partnership, but doesn't do well enough for them to think more games is a good idea.But it is CR trying to expand their brand, so they might take a loss.
>>726037158>and someonen who makes the exact same type of jokes that all the other characters do.One could accuse this of being inconsistent writing. And maybe it is. It very well could be, so I am not saying it's not. But Blazer trying to emulate or others or what she assumes she should do/be, makes sense for her I think. Like at the end of the game, she does say shit show and if she hadn't confessed to Visi that she was thinking of something dorkier at first we would have never have known. She didn't make crass jokes with Robert, but then Robert made crass jokes with her and then she did crass jokes back. I don't know. It's a believable character trait to me, so I choose to think it's just kind of who she is. Being a non-dork doesn't come quite natural to her, but she tries. So it comes out inconsistently.
>>726037453>we need a game that won't release until 2033 at best
>>726037839Just the mug shot
>>726038029Weird, Coupe's felt more fitting and epic comparatively. Plus Robert's torture is more serious with Coupe involved
>>726038058Sorry, but he's DWARF'DMICK'DLEPRECAUN'D
>726037792Looks like a BG3 'joke'.The game rolls passive perception for your main, usually because a trap is nearby. If it fails, your companions make the same roll as they creep into range.If everybody fails, there are not more changes and some traps are quite lethal.I get it, I'm not laughing, but I get it.
I like Coupe more than Sonar, she's way more useful and she's cute. Hope she gets more stuff to do in season 2.
>>726037996>Slight eye twitchShe's so fuarking cute...
>>726037832I don't know if they'll actually bring back the dispatch mechanics but the idea of reworking them to make you a fantasy team's DM or guildmaster is kind of interesting. >am hoping they do S2 of Dispatch first.Dispatch only just became an unexpected success. I imagine it's more likely that the Critical Role project is already in the pipeline by comparison.
>>726038147I've heard people say that, and I believe it probably did make the finale feel more scary and epic. But I just like having Coupe around more.
>>726037085Cr1tical is the most obvious one to me which makes him the most obnoxious
>>726031075WE NEED TOBEBETTER MEN
>>726037048>Courtney tries to SA you>Mandy makes SA jokesWhat did AdHoc mean by this?
Coupe is the canon cut because she doesn't expose players to Cr1tikal having to voice act "hurt", "angry", or "menacing."
>>726038147I think Coupe is more about efficient killing than torture. Sonar lashing out in full beta-male aggro makes the scene funnier.
>>726038190Coupe sucks. I happily cut her from the team.
>>726037960I hope they don't fall into the same trap that old Telltale fell into, spreading their team thin across half a dozen projects and throwing everything at the wall to see what sticks
>>726038190>chibi with giant asskinda hot
>>726037839>>726037996Is she basically the only one on the team to have confirmed kills as a criminal before the event of the series?Visi wasn't with Shroud long, it's never established if Flambae killed anyone with his arson. Malevola possibly, but she could also just have only ever killed nonsentient demons.
>>726032606If you let the bartender talking about BB's ass go, Shroud says he didn't predict that and he's good at prediction. That's your first sign that he can't quite read Robert 3 as well as he thinks. His power isn't prediction, it's probability calculation. He's not super intelligent, he's just able to calculate probability on the fly. He doesn't understand his own power, and something having a low probability isn't the same as it not happening. So when faced with a 50/50 where he can't use any outside information because robert also does not know which is the right one, he fumbles. He can't slant the odds, he can't predict the outcome of a 50/50. It's why Prism's fake BB worked, because while a slim chance, was possible, but the chance that it was a setup by prism was calculated as less likely than the real BB showing up
>>726038259WE MUST BE BETTER MECHA MEN
>>726038220>Dispatch only just became an unexpected success.And they need to strike while the iron is hot with that specific format of game. They're looking at a fucking money printer as a fledgling studio.
>>726038279It means they aren't dumb zoomers than can't even write rape or kill without censoring em.
>>726038024CR gave them the funds to actually finish and release this game with the expectation of a CR game as well. they are just like any other corporate sponsor giving out money to a dev team for their work/cooperation in future projects. they will need another whole team to make season 2 concurrently to the CR game. otherwise it won't be started before that one releases
>>726038258He’s fine Coupe’s va is too breathy for my tastes but I like them both
>>726038220Ok I would actually pay attention if it was "you're a retired adventurer guildmaster who has to manage personalities with a generic demonic invasion" thing. But my instincts are kind of stuck on it being a Tales from the Borderlands thing.
>>726038302Shit taste.
>>726037996Punch Up is so lucky
>>726037235>"my wife can do nothing wrong"obviously.
>>726038302That's an indefensible opinion.
>>726035340
>>726038345They can potentially wriggle out of CR slavery if they hire a B-team to work on that slop, while the A-team is focused on Dispatch. They have the cash now to do it.
>>726037143He is Kirk Langstroms and Curt Connors secret love child.
>>726038325Off the top of my head, both Punch Up and Malevola were convicted of second degree murder.
>>726037235Mandy would still make jokes with her friends and bf but would have to make a public Twitter apology
>>726038459>NOT A BITCH!>NOT A BITCH!
>>726038302gaaaay
>>726038325Punch Up and Malevola have killed people according to their bio
>>726038345if i were CR i would negotiate for a better cut of S2 profits in exchange of immediate greenlighting and funding, so that i can use the profits from S2 to make a bigger version of the current CR game
>>726038459I refuse to believe Visi wasn't written to be 20-21.
>>726038532Robert being in his early to mid-thirties means that they wouldn't give him a love interest ten years younger.
>>726038516>>726038529>read Coupe's bio>"Aggravated assault, extortion, first degree murder, kidnapping, stalking"...wife.
>>726038531CR is more interested in using AdHoc to expand the CR brand- which, ironically, was the same poison pill that sunk Telltale, but them being in more of a partnership is at least a little bit better, since it means they're likely not paying out the ass for licensing.But it does mean that the A team will work on the CR game and it'll have to fail for them to pivot to focusing on Dispatch as an IP.
>>726037792 "Failed perception check" in BG3 means there's something impoortant nearby, either dangerous or something like a switch.If you fail it on your character you can rely on your allies to pass the check too.If they all fail too well then you're shit out of luck and stumbling through the dark.
>>726038660And the CR game won't fail because it has an extremely parasocial and loyal audience. Which means there's a high chance AdHoc has signed a deal with the devil and they're relegated to producing that slop - or risk losing all the VA's. The only hope is Aaron Paul convincing them (CR) Dispatch 2 is a priority.
>>726038147Yeah, there's no reason Coup wouldn't cut like, a finger off robert or do some real damage during the torture, Sonar just punches him a lot which fits so it feels better with Sonar. Sonar acts like a child when BB shows up which is why shroud talking shit about the one you cut fits, since he defends BB's honor. The scene where the Z team is fighting in the court yard, Coupe uses her shadow shit on all the goons and flies over, Sonar just kinda screams at the area and the guys react as if it was Coupe's shadow shit. In the bar fight, Sonar is doing coke in the bathroom so he's out for most of it, but Coupe is throwing up which is why she's not partaking in the fight and just killing everyone, Sonar could easily do his part while doing bumps but since it's meant to be Coupe on the team he has to fit her role. During the final fight with the cut member, Sonar ends up with a scar on his eye from Mechaman, Coup gets her wings ripped off but otherwise looks normal. Malevola is the one who says "that one's with us" which makes more sense if it's Sonar, whom was her roommate and good friend whom she was trying to help get better, than Coupe who she didn't even like.
>>726038660Whatever else you can say about them, Critical Role understands small projects, because they started from the ground up themselves. It's not the same as mega corporations who are only used to dealing with other mega corporations.
>>726038325You'd think Flambae would be guilty of some second degree considering how flippant he is about arson in his off-time
>>726037418Because her VA can't act and the devs knew it.
>>726038118I don't think they had proper casting for it but remember than the voices of Visi and BB where originally reversed but they thought Laura would be a better bitch so they made Yvette and Laura do each other's roles and realized they fit better.
>>726038867They told Yvette she sounded like a nerd doing the Visi lines and it wasn't believable when she was acting mean, kek
>>726038345>>726038660>>726038772I feel like a CritRole game should be a CRPG, not a Telltale-it-up
>>726038627Yeah, because that's the only red flag with Invisigal's character.
>>726038331I wonder what the expected amount of sales for a game like this is compared to how many they're up to
>>726038772>>726038821a project not failing is very different from a project which has guaranteed meteoric success, if CR has any business sense they'd help AdHoc with maintaining Dispatch's momentum and try to ride the wave after that
>>726038928Feels like that'd require a very different style of dev team
>>726038981From what I understand, the original Steam release (10k-ish concurrent) was within their projected scope. It's impossible to overstate how hard they smashed their internal projections.
>>726038981I remember seeing an article that said the game sold in a month what they thought it would sell in three years in the absolute best case scenario.
>>726038914And it was a very good call, because Erin Yvette as Blonde Blazer is fantastic.
>>726038326I feel like shroud has definitely predicted that you'd kill him if you got the chance. Not killing him feels like the most appropriate choice to show how much of a retard he is.
>>726039054Still waiting on that 2 million announcement. I'd be surprised if they haven't hit it already.
>>726039232If you include Playstation sales they've 100% hit it.
>>726039163I disagree, if you let him live he gives you a shit eating grin as if he expected it
>>726039128>>726038914>They told Yvette she sounded like a nerd doing the Visi lines and it wasn't believable when she was acting mean, kekMaybe this is where BB's dork-trait was born from.
>>726037664It makes me feel so bad watching this lmao. This solidified my disgust toward BBfags.
>>726038325sonar's probably killed people since he's eaten them
>>726031443This. le tomboy meme should die.
>>726038964Zoomers lose their mind when it comes to age gap. If she was 20 there would be much more complaining, not just some permanently online people obsessed with a kiss. Hell, even if Robert was serial killer that tortured puppies, the first thing that they would point out is that Visi is 20 and he can romance her.
>>726039054>>726039059Knowing how poorly the animation industry is being treated right now, it's interesting to think that going for the extra effort of making your cartoon into a video game is actually the best possible way to actually make a profit on it.
>>726039384Oh no. The chick who forced herself on you got sad when you pushed her away because she thought she was owed your love for being le quirky woman! I feel so bad for her
>>726039384Pic related aren't polite outside of work hours, which Mandy is. They also don't hop into the actual job during a crisis and somehow do it better than all the normal employees.
>>726038532She's a womanchildren in her late twenties.
>>726039319>I knew... >*Coughs up a gallon of blood and several of his teeth*>you'd do that...
>>726034743But the comics...
>>726039319>>726039779Sounds like a cope after getting his shit shoved in and pissing his pants.
>>726039558You still have to have charming characters and a halfway interesting story. This will definitely lead to at least a few more projects by would-be hopefuls getting made.
>>726039319he's lying in a puddle of his own vomit and teeth
>>726031443desu I did romance Blazer, but I came to the conclusion around the time she was cuffed by Royd that she's not evil, just profoundly retarded. Just think about it. Everything she does wrong is the result of the extremely low-IQ decision-making. Every time she gets a chance to do something morally right, she takes it, she just has to do it in most stupid way possible.
>>726039319I think he's actually just being smug and thinking Robert beating him up makes him like his father before him, who was a bully
>>726039925It does sell your "game" pretty well. Look at projects like Bye Sweet Carole, which probably wouldn't get any attention without its Disney-adult catching animations.
>>726039950It's what makes her impossible for Shroud to predict though. Like outsmarting a chess playing computer by making an irrational move.
