If the metroid companion was a sexy fairy or a hot young girl you would all be calling it game of the year.You don't actually care about the yapping, you just think the guy is ugly.
>>726034326There are constant threads up about the girl in the blue coat who is exactly the same thing.
>>726034403>There are constant threads up about the girl in the blue coat who is exactly the same thing.>checks catalog>literally 0 (ZERO) threads about a girl in a blue coatWhat the fuck are you even talking about? I'm sure you'll go post one now, but maybe go be a schizofag on Reddit instead.
>>726033563yes, i prefer my assistants sexy
>>726035020I don't know why they didn't learn the lesson
>>726033563Probably, yeah. The cringe ass marvel writing might be more bearable if it was a scantily clad girl saying it. But it isn't, therefore the stupid dialogue is a negative without any positives to it.
>>726033563No, i think he looks like scott the woz
>>726033563i hate Gallica when she does it too, idiot.There were threads for months about how fucking obnoxious she was.
>>726033563>you just think the guy is ugly.he literally looks like chudjak
>>726036943I mean he IS ugly
>>726033563This nigga forgot the backlash whatshername got from Monster Hunter for being so annoying
>>726033563>You don't actually care about the yapping, you just think the guy is ugly. That's right.
>>726033563>different things are...differentHoly shit a redditor's first thought. This is so beautiful.
>>726035020This is proof that IP is wrong and. Faggot. No one liked fi
>>726033563I thought it was a terrible idea before I knew what the companion character was.>>726034403That isn't a Metroid game. I find pawn chatter in Dragon's Dogma amusing, but I wouldn't want it in Metroid.
>>726039915hyrule warriors fixed her
>>726040573Edgelord girl
>>726033563>you don't just care about the yapping>you just think it's even worse because the yapping is coming from an ugly characterHoly shit I think anon's figured it out!
>>726033563I just imagined Samus adventuring with a cute little 12 year old girl and got so horny it made me dizzy.
