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>AAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEE NOT THE ERASER AND CRUMPLED PAPER MY POWER ARMOR CANNOT WITHSTAND THISunironically a "leave the multibillion dollar company alone" moment using in-universe logic
I want porn of this nerd fucking Samus in the pussy
>>726038534And she's not up to date with her contraceptives
>>726038298>"Only I'm allowed to bully this fucking nerd"
>>726038298Powerful... Samus-san kakkoii...
desu he just doesnt bother me that muchI'm still looking at the gameplay and I think it looks rad
>>726038876This The game still looks fun as fuck to play
>>726038876Nooooo! You're supposed to be angry and talk about how gaming is dead and the west has fallen because of a few reposted still images of a single character in the game!!!
>>726038534Same
>>726038876>empty desert hub gets revealed >everyone laugh at Tendies>YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ONCE YOU GET INTO KEVELS IT GETS BETTER >next trailer is this guy spouting nothing but Reddit-tier marvel one liners>everyone laugh at Tendies>YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IF YOU JUST IGNORE HIS INCESSANT BABBLING IT GETS BETTER
>>726038298Samus becomes annoying herself by putting up with this shitter.
>>726038876>>726039076>most natural shilling
I don't hate this character. I do think he has a funny face. I think they should had ditched the glasses, because who wears glasses under a helmet? Those goggles should had also gone over his eyes when his visor is open making his eyes big.
>>726038876It doesn't bother you because you're the target audience>hahaa!! he said another quirky quip! i love him :)
>>726038876This, I can't wait to have a blast in this new entry to the Metroid Prime series.
the only saving grace i can hope for from the npcs is that there is a chick and we'll get some yuri actions
Samus tolerating a team of retards makes her annoying herself by comparison. This is a Halo 4/Halo 5 "We're re-evaluating Master Chief" situation.
>>726040307Kys yuritroon
The Talking Flower and its consequences have been a disaster for Nintendo. Every single game is going to include this character archetype now
Imagine how bad the canned first iteration of Prime 4 was if this is the preferable outcome.
>>726040802Because this is some kind of nightmare hell world, I am half convinced the Bamco build was scrapped because it was actually good.
>>726038298I can't help but feel like this guy is someone's self insert. The director maybe. he wanted to ship himself with Samus
