>*Blue screen sound effect*
>finish game>feel empty
>finish inside Visi>balls empty
Dafuq is a "blue screen"?
Dispatch 2 when?
So what was Courtney's arc?>starts out brash, antisocial, secretive, and a loner, with no respect for teamwork, trust, or the chain of command>this leads to repeated tragedies culminating in the death of a supporting character>ends the game as a brash, antisocial, secretive loner, with no respect for teamwork, trust, or the chain of command>but now her going it alone and keeping everyone in the dark just works this time???
>>726038690>he can't hear colors
>>726038429There's no bluescreen sound effect THOUGH
>>726038837You know who had an arc? Noah
>>726038690Stop that.
>>726038690Founder of 9gag.
>>726038840I fucked up a microdose the other day and tasted purple
>>726038837Getting exclusive ownership over mecha dick and adding invisibility to the Robertson bloodline.
>>726038690>>726038871https://youtu.be/EbgQUZ1ViNQ?si=FzQwXs6UPhZQ6zwn
Where were you when Blazer got flame'd?
>>726039004Hot but idk he's too gay, there's gotta be a better bull
>>726038958How did he get those scars?
>>726038837You missed the point anon.You didn't fix her.She made everyone worse.
>>726038429Explain to me the appeal of this character unless you just like her lookher personality is grating as fuckblonde blazer isn't much better but I don't get the fans of invisibitch
>>726038626>play it again>100% every mission>choose the other one in the Pman/Waterboy decision>romance the same girl over again, because there's no reason to ever want to change
>>726039004>>726039050Flambae would turn straight for one night just to spite Robert
>>726038429I'm brown and i wanna breed with blonde blazer because she's so ZAMN!
>>726039121how do you 100% the missions, I'm fucking up left and right
>>726039087She's a fixable villain in a game with a central theme of redemption.
>>726039137>Season 2 he jumps in front of a bullet for Robert>However he jumped too early and Robert still gets hitIt's the thought that counts.
>>726039121>choose the other one in the Pman/Waterboy decisionI picked P-Man in both my playthroughs. Gameplay-wise it benefits you more to pick Waterboy so he can be leveled up for the finale, but it just makes way more narrative sense to me to pick P-Man, and the scene of Waterboy being promoted in ep 8 is way better than Phenomaman's.
buy an add
>>726039137>ywn get Flambae singing "Robert's a Bitch: Remastered" at his wedding
>>726039190Memorize which missions have choices, especially the ones that let you insta-succeed if you have the right person, then you can just send that person solo. There's always going to be a few times you need to rely on RNG though.
>>726039190Synergy. You have to send them out with their synergy partners:>Flambae and Prism>Invisigal and Golem>Sonar and Malevola>Punch Up and Coupe>Waterboy/Phenomaman and Punch Up/Malevola
>>726039245adhoc basically skipped the first 10 years of Telltale and went straight for recreating the exact scenario with TWD, it's kinda funny
Golem is such MVP, literally carries the entire team on every shift
>>726039174ZAMN! ZAMN! ZAAAAAMN
>>726039245But then you don't know about P-man real power, massive savings on his edible arrangements subscription.
>>726039336>He doesn't know that's how Season 3 will end
>>726038958Sauce?
>>726039378>>726039389thanks gentsare there any like "you must pass this call or it fucks up later" or do you just generally need to be getting a high pass rate
>>726039190Memorization and synergy. Plan ahead and don't level combat unless it's on Punch-Up. The missions never change and synergy really helps with shit.>>726039316I'm going to subtract the hatred in this thread by multiplying the love-posts for Courtney and Mandy.
>>726039415>does fuckall in cutscenes>can solo a kaiju
Mid ending, still a cool game though.
>>726038837Don't think about it. The game tells you she's a hero now. Even though the only remotely heroic thing she did was taking a bullet for Robert.If that was the only criteria, Golem would be in Justice League by now.
>>726039415I made a huge mistake in my second playthrough by not getting Spread Thin ASAP, and now I'm struggling in Chapter Four Shift 1 because of it.
>>726039525>>does fuckall in cutscenes>literally saves you from getting torched by Flambae
>>726039450https://x.com/Kamon0124/status/1990103344409436388
>twitter actually mad about Invisismoochies and calling it SAwhy is faggotry so popular now
I am so sick of you fucking losers and your stupid non games and discussing this place like fan girls at a book clubLow test homos. Go outside
I love the cast but I'm not gonna stay for another Arcane situation. 3 years is too long of a gap.
>>726039598Are they also mad about Malevola trying to touch Robert's dick?
>>726039528I was underwhelmed by the final fight, but that last confrontation with Shroud saved it for me. Being able to outsmart him and goad him into playing Russian Roulette was so satisfying.
They better get the animation studio who worked on season 1 to come back for season 2, they did one hell of a job.
Fuck that little irish midget Coop should've be an option
>>726039651>trying to
>>726039415Prism and Golem's abilities are OP as fuck
They better add an Infinite Dispatch mode with new voicelines.
>>726039651To be fair, she stops grabbing Robert's dick when Blazer enters the room, because she can recognize the alpha.Also, it's just a comparatively lighthearted tease, compared to Invisigal literally forcing herself on you and Robert forcibly pushing her away.
>>726039587>he didn't befriend Chad
>>726038837I don't think anyone had an arc desu. The only people who change by the end of the game are Mandy and Chase, and it's because of an amulet. Everyone else is pretty much the same.
Does anyone know what determines True Hero in the ending?
>>726039507Generally high success rate is best, but even failing all calls won't impact much.
>>726039174>>726039421I'm gonna use my bbc on blonde blazer
>>726039528The ending was weak in many respects and I'm mad at the writing team for dropping the ball.I have zero taste and still enjoyed it. The animation and the final speech deliveries from Robert saved it for me.>>726039651>>726039715This woman can open up portals at an unknown distance, possibly miles away. She could just grab someone's dick from anywhere. She could be grabbing Robert's dick right as he wakes up for a morning blowjob, or shake his dick for him after he pisses.
>>726039813The Z-Team had an arc in that they learned to work as a team. Invisigal didn't even have that, because even in Ep 8, she kept doing her own thing.
>>726039875Cute
>>726038429Just lick her foots and she will feel better
>>726039875cute
>>726039875I like the idea of Robert knowing Visi enough to have a sense of her even when she's invisible
>>726039970Don't worry. It's not much longer until Wednesday.
>>726039828
i fucking love Radio, great song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLWafdNBZPQ
>>726039984Not hard when the room suddenly starts smelling like wet pussy
>>726039521>don't level combatyeah, combat is a fucking noob trap. Ive fucked it up and for all these threshold missions, i could use only Visi or Prism (Sonar was always in Bat form when ive needed him).
lov' me Blonde BlazerSimple as
>>726039828I can't find that anyone's posted a complete guide to it, but it's on the point system, like everything else. For instance, throwing water at Flambae is +1 to hero, while throwing alcohol is +1 to antihero.
>>726040071And the artist loves Visi
>>726039528the entire game is mid, very underwhelming and extremely shorti don't care for the way they wanted to do drama, i think the scoreboard thing is absolutely retarded>introduce villains into program>not 1 single person can handle Z-team for more than a couple days>should they shut the program down? no, they will hire some random hobo, who turns them around and makes them finally productive>blonde blazer immediately destroys any goodwill you had made with the team by forcing you to fire someone(said someone will immediately go back to being a villain)it all feels so contrived and pointless, like they had 0 way to introduce drama or make decisions that weren't the gayest shit imaginable
>First time dry in weeks and Robert has to ruin it by forgiving me…
>>726040061That's for Invisigal's ending. The True Hero/Antihero/Everyman achievement for Robert is similar, but has different choices.
>>726040343For a game of this style, it's not short lol
>>726040174Flambae gets a stupid powerful boost after two missions, even if you don't pick the supernova trait. Punch-Up should be built for punching and taking a punch. That's all you really need.>>726040354I know you mean 'dry' as in not horny, but I like the thought of her drinking herself stupid every night since the hero speech Robert gave her while she was at the park.
>>726038429>tfw have to wait until S2 or S3 for the proper romanceNGMI
>>726039828I did two playthroughs, making almost all the same choices. Got True Hero on the first, Everyman on the second. The only things I can think of that I did differently for the second run are:>Told Visi to disarm Granny instead of Lightningstruck>said I liked jelly donuts instead of cream>Agreed that cutting someone was a good idea>used the subtle option to warn Blazer about her dress instead of the blunt one>told Toxic I should have dropped himYour guess is as good as mine which of those have an impact
Would his life improve or get worse with Prism?
Robert is an ass man and I can respect that
>>726040050What happens on wednesday?
>>726039507>"you must pass this call or it fucks up later"Both ways, failing some calls leads you to unique follow up missions that are basically second chances at succeeding them, failing some leads to unique calls in the finale of the game that could've been prevented if you succeeded earlier
>>726040394it's literally 7 hours if you don't reload saves, with barely any gameplay, with barely any story or development, with what little gameplay being bogged down by plot is also extremely gay
Reminder that Toxic called Invisibitch "babe" and your waifu got dicked down by that asshole
>>726040071The OST itself is great too. Still love that Robert and Invisigal have such a kino theme. Works well for her scenes especially if you're romancing her.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vj8XohxYkGc
>>726040495The next episode of course
>>726040495>he doesn't know
>>726040505it has more gameplay than any game of this style lol
>>726040474I really hope they'll add more scenes with Blazer. The devs sounded devastated nobody seemed to like her.
>>726040595bruh, the walking dead has more gameplay
>>726040495episode 9
>>726040590>>726040593Wait, there's gonna be another season?
Really wish they would put the fucking checkpoint right at the start of the dispatch sections, trying to do my 100% runs was a pain in the ass with having to sit through the previous cutscene and radio chatter on every attempt
>>726038837If you have a pretty face and do good once all your sins will be forgiven
>>726040647no it objectively doesn't
>>726040625BB is extremely well in terms of popularity, given how little focus she has.
>>726040625I mean she comes on way too strong, you interact more with Invisigal since she's on your team, her redemption arc is more interesting, she's voiced by Laura Bailey, they gave her the only sex scene...they were shocked people liked Invisigal better?
Sonar is my bro.
>>726040625>1 gets 0 screentime>other gets ten billion cutscenes describing how sad she is and also a wet dream sequence, gets extremely sad when you don't baby sit herthey did this to themselves
>>726040472I feel like she could help his confidence issue
>>726040682>actual inventory>actual walking around and clicking on things>actual gameplay in the form of puzzles, dispatch has hacking at most, which is baby tieretc
>>726039316It's Ad retard. Short for advertisement. Not Addver-holyshit you're such a fucking retard lol.
>>726040793Walking sections were bloat, and you know it.
>>726040472She would make sure they don't put pickles on his hanburger at Burger King.
>>726040702>I mean she comes on way too strong,Wait, it's MANDY who comes on way too strong?Not Invisigal, that literally keeps stalking you and wants to fuck you in men's bathroom?
>>726040281I hope someone posts or reveals what exactly counts as "True Hero" points eventually.>>726040428Same, did two playthroughs with minor differences.>"Get one for the road">"I hope so" instead of "Everyone has a shot">made Visi put Thumbstick's dick awayGot Everyman instead of True Hero
How does the housewarming party play out if you didn't reveal you're Mecha Man? I know Chase lets it slip, but what's the lead up? If you told them then Malevola is the first to arrive with Royd and Visi and they're openly talking about getting the Pulse back, then they've got the projector up for the entire party, and it's the argument about going to get it that night that causes Chase's outburst, none of which should happen if it's still a secret
>>726040625>make a character with no faults at all>put them in HR too>surprised people go for rougher characterI assume there's not much playtesting to be done for a game like this so they received 0 feedback through the development
>>726039984I can detect Visi anywhere but the seafood aisle.
>>726040625You have to play the full game to get the full Blazer effect. I think now that the full game is out people can the see true light which is Mandy’s glorious ass. Also a lot of it is down to how you play Robert too. Robert the professional goes better with Mandy than Robert the scoundrel
>>726040843walking around and using stupid objects on stupid objectives was peak
>>726040914
>>726040421>PicCute.
>>726040061this can't be right; there aren't enough points to get if you don't romance invis
https://youtu.be/hcHfo3fukuM
>>726040625I swear- Chainsaw Man's author had to read a bunch of female romance manga to get that perspective in his work.We need to just lock up every western writer into a room, Saw style, and they can't leave until they clear a route in fucking Tokimeki Memorial and anyone who combusts during the process will not be missed.
Were the devs surprised at how popular Courtney was?
>>726040061Huh, I'm recounting my choices and I didn't get to 45 according to the math, but I got the best ending for her (and romance)
>>726041165Yes, or they were faking it.
>>726041151>Chainsaw Man mangaka is a faggotI believe it, reflects in how shit his manga is
>>726040914there's no difference.malevola doesn't react, in fact no one does.they're all there discussing where to find mecha man's power source because it sounded like a good time.
>>726041165They claim to be, but I think they're full of shit.
>>726040914>How does the housewarming party play out if you didn't reveal you're Mecha Man?Chase's outburst reveals it anyway. Flambe doesn't find out earlier, but he shows up after the outburst. He does find out and forgives you offscreen. He doesn't comment later about how nice it was that the Z-team let him back in after he left.Meaning you trade a bunch of Visi Trust points for Flambe being present for one Dispatch.
>>726040981The devs seem to have a hang up about the Ep 2. ending, where you get to know BB has a boyfriend. It was supposed to be a lighthearted rom-com moment, that players apparently took way too seriously.You know, this classic comedy setup:>nerd falls for a gigastacy, turns out gigastacy has a jock boyfriend, but she picks the nerd anyway, because she's revealed to be a nerd as well all along.
>>726041230That's dumb as fuck, one more reason to tell them
>>726041242That art isn't canon
>>726041242>Pictured: Courtney treating that straw like it’s Robert’s peen
>>726039295Still would, despite the implications in this picture.
>>726041301Did you stop reading my post after the first sentence?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMbFjeVonyg
>Yeah we got no clue how Courtney got so popular>"Hey Bob, can we add an extra $50000 to the Visi face animation budget? Thanks">Anyways, total mystery, really blindsided us
>>726041165Why would they be? Isn't she essentially the heroine of the story? What they should be wonder is what the fuck they were trying to do with her character in the last two eps.
>>726041086There are just enough points that you can choose not to romance Viz, cut her from the team, and still redeem her at the end.It's probably the closest thing to hard mode since you have to win almost every point including dialog, QTE's and dispatch points. (winning with her enough in each chapter)
>>726041324Yeah probably not, but it's nice art and was drawn by the guys who animated the game.
>>726041086>camera hack at jewelry store +2>light hack at jewelry store +2>straw/darts QTE during bar fight +1>dodge armstrong QTE during barfight +2>break armstrong arms QTE during bar fight +2>choosing "I'm Mecha Man" +5>choosing "Thanks guys." +1>choosing "Make a plan first." +1>Choosing "He doesn't mean that." +1>door hack at dock +1>speaker hack at dock +2>crane hack at dock +2>safe hack at dock +1>choosing "[Defend Her]" +5>choosing "It's not your fault." +5>choosing "[Untie Her]" +10You're right, that's only 43. This guide leaves some out, like choosing>I forgive you +5>I don't know how to feel about this +3
>>726039984Well if you notice after ep 1 he stops being suprised when she shows up outta nowhere
>>726040663Anyone?
>>726041151It wasn't the CSM author, it was the Dandadan author. He consistently handed in shit that was too depressing so his editor told him to come back after reading about 100 shoujo manga
>>726038429fotm
>>726041404They actually were.
>>726041302Clearly the Zoomers weren’t raised on boner comedy movies from the 80s to 2000s. Because Mandy would be the love interest in those movies lmao
>>726040061>turns out Courtney doesn't mind whether you choose to go that same night or wait for the next dayHuh
>>726041190People suspect that her dispatching level might have something to do with it too.
>>726041324>>726041418The official comics themselves aren't really even canon per se, in the sense that they contradict the game. But drinking out of Robert's cup is something Visi would do, whether you're dating her or not.
>>726041549Needs to be over 8.
>Invisigal is a piece of shit>But the game hyper focuses on her so much it gaslights you into thinking she isn't.
>>726041524Yeah but if you agree with her to go immediately she makes a cute face
>>726040879Yes, the chick that gets drunk with you, touches your face, falls asleep on your shoulder and makes bedroom eyes *all* in the same night while having a boyfriend is indeed the one that comes way too strong
>>726041549Oh that's right, I read somewhere that if you get her above 8 you get extra point's. But even with that math (mine was at 10, so I assume 10 extra points) I'm still only up to 43. I'm perplexed that telling Invisigal fought at the warehouse drops 5 instead of adding 5.
>>726039528I think my biggest complaint is just that there wasn't more of it. I would have liked a bit more backstory, a bit more depth to Flambae coming back to the team, more payoff to Phenomaman's depression arc, etc. Also I think they flew too close to the sun going for another twist with Visi actually being a triple agent. It's the one plot point that just makes no sense unless you accept that Shroud is either lying out of his ass or is a fucking idiot that forgot that Visi is the only reason he doesn't already have the astral pulse.
ITT: we laugh at Courtney for being flustered
>>726041460>>726041151Not surprising. CSM turned into annoying harem shit.
>>726040663>>726041458Unknown at this point. Aaron Paul said he would be open to it in the future, but nothing is confirmed.
>>726040663Not officially confirmed, but the game completely blew their expectations, they said a second game is possible, and some of the VAs like Aaron Paul said they'd be down to do more. They're 100% going to make another game.
What exactly is Invisigal's plan after becoming Shroud 2.0? Does she have any powers besides invisibility (which already sucks due to her asthma)? Can she make augments or something?
>>726040879She at least dislikes you at first, and the bathroom scene is mainly her fucking with youWhereas Blazer looks like she wants to fuck the very first time she meets you
now that Dispatch is over they will finish TWAU right? right?
>>726041619Both Flambae and the team member you cut do FAR worse things that Visi ever does. You faggots are seething because of waifushit and how she's more popular that BB.
>>726039295I appreciate that even in villain mode the midriff must remain bare
>>726041649>gets flustered when you offer to wait by the ambulance with herCute
>>726041524you know she only thought so because there was a slight chance MM would bone her after the party
>>726041694She's going to use Shroud's magic prediction app to determine the optimal way to seduce Robert
>>726041629What is she thinking here?
This might be weird but I just confirmed that Robert putting a guy's dick away gives True Hero point(s).
>>726041517>>726041302That reveal didn't dissuade me from going after BB, but wouldn't say I really liked it, either. The bigger issue is that it put me off Pman, making me think he's a psycho, when in fact he's just an autist.
>>726041697iirc they made this game because they needed money while twau is in development hell
>>726041764we must be better heroes
>>726040843I generally appreciated the downtime, and they objectively would've been useful in Dispatch to allow for Robert to interact with Z-Team members not named Invisigal for more than 5 seconds.
If Robert is Mega Man, why didn’t he just call for the Captain Commando assist? Is he stupid?
>>726041697I hope they cancel it and just start work on Dispatch 2
>>726041764No shit. What kind of fucking faggot makes the woman do it. I'd lose faith in Robert too if I was Courtney.
>>726041697Anon, I....
>>726041664>>726041684Tyty
Deku unironically should have become a hero dispatcher at the end of MHA, that would have been a better ending than what they did and it makes sense because he's shown to be very smart at knowing peoples' strengths and weaknesses, and how their abilities could best be used.
>>726041302I would wait a month and see what the results are like. They did mention that the staggered release of episodes fucked with the flow of the story vs releasing it all at once.
>>726041302...so are the writers just fucking idiots? Or too high on the California brainrot? Did they seriously think the way Blazer acts in the bar + then finding out she's in an active relationshop wouldn't turn people off her? lmao
>>726041460Ah yeah, it was him. Regardless, so much of this "man how is this character popular" comes off as super disingenuous at best, out of touch at worst.>We made a girl hit on you, give you a chance to shoot your shot, after which she turns you down and then later you find out she has a boyfriend. We then make you sympathetic toward that boyfriend immediately. Meanwhile, another girl is having wet dreams about you and is constantly being a brat. What went wrong?
>>726041619I didn't even date Visi, but I could never bring myself to hate her, because she puts her life on the line to get the Astral Pulse back for you. That's loyalty.
>>726041697apparently they finished their work on it and it's on nu-telltale now>"revealed that after writing an 800 page script, prototyping, and shooting scenes for The Wolf Among Us 2, AdHoc ran into disagreements with the new Telltale Games and grew frustrated of being work for hire, so they pulled out of the project. The current state of The Wolf Among Us 2, and if their work will still be used, is currently unknown to AdHoc themselves."
>>726038837She finally rejected the idea that she's destined to be a fuck-up villain and chose self sacrifice for someone she cares about
Season 2 will feature The Protomen.
>>726041764Robert, put his dick away, Robert
How do you respond in this situation
>>726041697Isn't that up to Telltale? I remember Adhoc giving them the script and everything.
>>726041764>>726041843I put his dick away too, and I still don't know why. I wasn't even romancing Courtney. It just seemed important to her, so I acquiesced.
>>726041697Telltale (the new one) fucked up TWAU2 (again) so it's highly unlikely we'll see it in the form we know of today
>>726041302>supposed to be a lighthearted rom-com momenttheres pretty ominous music if you pick to kiss her in ep1
>>726041697I thought Adhoc's involvement had already been cut and that whatever's left of Telltale is flying solo. That's why it's in limbo
>>726039598I was surprised they had her do it if you weren't explicitly romancing her. Reminds me a bit of how fucked Gale's romance flags were in BG3 at release.
>>726041629>My fuarking hero...>SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH
I like that Visi gets all the best fanart. Blazer just gets AI shit for some reason.
>>726042013>theres pretty ominous music if you pick to kiss her in ep1What?
>>726041990I don't even know why she cares about his dick being out.I just assumed it was another of Critical Role's dick jokes.
>>726041697TWAU was shared between AdHoc and Nu-Telltale and it's NTT that wanted more time after AH finished the script for it. Now AH is stuck with the CR game they're obligated to make and considering Dispatch outsold Telltale games like crazy, they probably want to focus on their own IP over Wolf. Even if they didn't, they already wrote the script for it so there's really not anything left for them to do on Wolf (They outsourced Dispatch animation to some Thai studio, TT either has their own or would do the same)
>>726040061I don't see how the math checks out. I cut Visi, told her "I didn't know how to feel" after the reveal, and told Blazer to say Invisigal was at the warehouse. This definitely means I wasn't even close to 45 to trigger the good ending, but it still happened, along with the romance
>>726042056Because it fits her character. She's in love with you no matter what.
>>726041764>I knew you would touch that dick Robert>That's why I planted it there it was my dick
>>726041636Before the SDN thing came up, what was running around Robert's head? What did he think BB was up to?
What’s next for Invisicosby? A restraining order?
>>726042079If you kissed Blazer in ep 1, then when Phenomaman kisses her cheek at the end of ep 2, it plays the same ominous music as when Robert sees Flambae walk into SDN.
>>726041925>Bitch I’m left handed!
>>726042079The music that plays when Phenomaman first appears changes whether you kissed Blonde Blazer in chapter 1 or not. If you did, it's kind of scary and ominous.
What are the odds that Season 2 gets stuck in development hell because everyone wants more money?
>>726042090She literally tells you he was kinda her friend. And considering her only real friend at the Z-Team was Golem, who isn't even human, then I get why she'd like to not be a total dick to him. She even honestly thanks Robert, instead of making a joke about it
>>726041697
>>726042115Cool, but that just makes her look like a fucking stalker.
>>726042165A wedding ring
'Cause I'm a punk rocker, yes I am
>>726042128Genuinely got a laugh out of me. Thanks anon.
>>726042115Devs don't typically have the balls to do that sort of thing, so it's still surprising.
>>726039598>Xitter is retarded and gaySame as it ever was.
>>726040981I like BB but I think the biggest reason I expected her to be a twist-antagonist helping Shroud is because she has no character arc otherwise
It's weirder because invisigal never really shows any proper affections towards robert while Blazer has obvious chemistry with Robert during their first meeting. I believe the devs,they just couldn't predict a bunch of mentally ill lonely men would go for the damaged goods instead of the literal 10/10 emotionally healthy woman.
>>726042205
>>726042172>>726042189Yes, and that's the part of the rom-com routine. It's Robert's internal "o, shit I'm in trouble" theme. I just wish it made a return in later episodes, so that people would stop writing theories about it.
>>726041764obviously, imagine letting your wife handling some lowlife criminal dick
>>72604216512 invisible babies.
Where’s the perp, lieutenant?
>>726041517there's something about mandy
Question, anons - is it worth replaying game as an utter failure, making all decisions as bad as possible?The game is so easy and getting the happiest ending wasn't hard at all, but I'm not sure how good are other routes.
>>726041764Is telling Visi to do it the final slight that drives her to the dark side?
>>726042197>everyone wants more moneyAt worst the VA's would want a bit more, and even then only Laura and Aaron would have the leverage to ask for it. Wholly depends on whether Critical Role is retarded when it comes to seeing the money printer this is, or not.
>>726042271>Blazer has obvious chemistry with Robert during their first meeting.You mean after she gets blasted on pure alcohol?
>>726042197This being Telltale 2.5, not insignificant I'd say
>>726041953>Look into it, release date sometime in 2025
>>726042348Idk about you, but you couldn’t pay me to make the choices that lead to this
>>726042271Visi has more chemistry with Robert when she runs into a fucking door like an idiot on their first meeting than BB had at any point in the game
>>726042128I can't even take Shroud's mask seriously anymore because I associate it with all of these shitposts
>>726042262>is because she has no character arc otherwiseAnd neither does anyone from the Z-Team, because Invisigal keeps hogging the spotlight.Who, ironically ALSO doesn't have any character development, because her arc keeps running in circles.
>>726042356Laura is one of the CR's owners, why would she ask for more money as salary if she gets a cut of the profits? It's not like they're a publicly traded company.
>>726039610Anal with this anonThat'll fix my test levels for sure
>>726042350nah, there's no mentor points in the choice just hero/antihero for Robert
>>726041843>>726042327Dude what? Don't care about some backstabbing bitch when I have best girl, Mandy
>>726042271>he thi ks her bringing back his donut then smashing it isn't peak romance
>It’s okay for Courtney to restrain me while kissing me>It’s okay for Courtney to grope me in invisible form while there’s a Z-Team meeting>It’s okay for Courtney to put roofies on my drink while at my house welcoming party>It’s okay for Courtney to address me as “Baby Reindeer”>It’s my fault for using clothes that show too much of my toned body>It’s okay for Courtney to break the restraining order I filed against her
>>726042348There's literally no bad ending. The only person that can get a "bad ending" is Invisigal and it's just her being edgy
>>726042464I couldn't take it seriously to begin with because his entire get up looks like the Reaper from Overwatch hate fucked Corvo from Dishonored.
>>726042262her arc is to learn to stop being a professional tard wrangler, recognize that some people are irredeemable, and support cutting Visi loose. Her red flag on her profile is listed as "savior complex."
>>726042356I think VAs are strictly regulated in pay with unions, too. So everyone might GET more, but I don't know how much they can ASK for more.
If Prism's VA is based she'll push for Prism x Waterboy in season 2.
>>726042542Yes
>>726042542Based
>>726042164"She can fix me"
Entire scene was typical Critical Role humor. But she is genuinely thankful you did it.
So he can predict anything, but has IQ of a gorilla?
>>726042271uhhh, you were saying?
>>726042542Robert...
How do Robert and villain Courtney explain their relationship to their kids?
>>726042271You're crazy. Every conversation between Visi and Robert is flirting in one way or another. He gets a few moments with BB, but he can't banter with her anywhere close to the way he can with Visi.
>>726042542>yes>Yes>Yes.>YES>YES>YESSSSSS
>>726042690That's not affection. That's restraining order in the making.
>>726042689He's a jobber who relies on ChatGPT to make all the real decisions for him
>>726042712>"Let me break it down for you Robert Robertson IV"
>>726042594
>>726042690Knowing that she tried to murder him for money and that this is the first time she's seen him since that day she supposedly feels guilty about makes her attitude her completely insane.
>>726042689His augments predict. Robert even calls him out on it. Dude just has a chatgpt in his head or something.
>>726042712they'd basically elope to another country and hide their old identities to raise a normal family, outside of all the hero/villain stuff
>>726042689Intelligence is his strong point. Emotional stability is not. He's an extremely brainy teen stuck in a fifty-five year old man's body.>>726042628Prism just needs a bit of reprimanding from Hermy's grandma.
>>726042689Literally he has ChatGPT brainrot, yeah.
>>726042721>This is Visi, can you read me, Colonel?
>>726042625If they're part of SAG they can probably only start asking for a raise after S2. It's why Netflix often cancels shit.
>>726042584Sounds boring, damn
>>726038429why does flambe have a beaner accent?
>>726042753@grok i'm out of bullets and robert robertson is about to punch me in the face what do i d
>>726039598they get mad when its a dude forcing himself on a woman, because they don't want it to be them in her placeits only right that they get upset over the opposite as well, for "equality"if they weren't bitching about it then it would be an issue.
>>726042584You can fail to protect the city but I don't know if that changes the background shot or some text or just doesn't allow you to forgive Coupe/Sonar
>Her red flag on her profile is listed as "savior complex".Chills. Top-notch.
>>726042542>yes>yes>yes>y-yes>toned what? I-I mean "yes">YES
I'm just happy that both of Robert's love interest are great rather than the usual capeshit writing that entails making the hero's love interest a giant whore who cucks him at least once.
>>726042863kek
>Chat, which one is real?
>>726038429What the fuck is with ending>emm, acshually visi was working for shrowd all allong>but she didn’t give pulse to him and he goes for Robbie
>>726042407I get that expression every run, because I keep romancing Blazer, but I'm nice to Visi as well, so she goes for the kiss. Like, even if I'm not into Visi romantically, I'm still going to do the bantz with her.
>>726042712>Look son, when you find your own cute tomboy obsessed with you, you'll understand
>this breaks the visitroons
>>726039063Sex with FlamBAE
>>726039598>not two full years ago all of them were cheering for anything Astarion did in BG3Kek, it's just trannies seething
>>726039984It's easy to notice when you sense stink of cheap cigarettes and rotten fish.
>>726042886Latter
>>726039568Taking a bullet for someone makes you a hero.
>>726042926She was essentially rogue agent, which ultimately mean Shroud couldn't actually read/control her due to her irrational nature.
>>726042542I'm not even a big incel woman hater, but if theres one thing they're right on, it's that women get a pass on creepy sex stuff if they're cute. Imagine if you reversed the genders. Somehow I suspect Invisiguy peeping on women in the bathroom and forcing kisses on them from invisibility wouldn't play as well with audiences.
>>726042854He's afghani
>>726042645>SE APROXIMAR
>>726042537That was the moment that sold me on her. Her and Robert are cute together.
>>726042330FAT COCKS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM
>>726042407I would imagine very few people got that scene like that because she only tries to kiss Robert if you have enough romance points with her to begin with. Those twitterfags having melties over muh SA were flirting Visi up the whole game and then rugpulling so they could virtue signal.
>>726043052so afghans talk like spix?
>>726043102>That was the moment that sold me on herDestroying your snack and making a mess at your desk out of spite?
>>726042926It doesn't entirely make sense, but the best explanation is:>she actually was a double agent, feeding Shroud information>however, she decided early on in the game to defect and help Robert>she genuinely fucks Shroud over by stealing the Pulse in the warehouse>however, after that she contacts him and says she's still with him and helps him coordinate the attack on SDN>meanwhile, she tries to sneak to the Mecha Man suit to return the Astral Pulse to it
>>726043049If this was targeted towards females then instead of checking out her body Invisiguy would force a kiss in the bathroom and locker room would be a full on rape
[Buy a fucking ad]
>>726043049>Imagine if you reversed the genders.Anon, what kind of male characters do you think saved the bookshop industry, because they got women in droves to start shopping there again?
No more brother wars guys
>>726042949option 1: Thumbstick isn't that dangerous, but that means Invisigal was lying and trying to manipulate Robert into letting her freeoption 2: Thumbstick is that dangerous and Invisigal risks your life by alerting a dangerous killer of your presence out of pettinessThe only reason this dogshit scene was kept in is because they knew Invisimps would help her no matter what so they couldn't care less
>>726038690Looks like this.
>>726039568Golem isn't hurt by fire.
>>726043175That makes even less sense. They should've just taken that part out because all it does is add confusion.
>>726043175>the best explanation isShe's fucking stupid.
>>726042537I didn't even connect the chronology of events the first time around>you're in the break room>she drops off a donut for you, all proud>you have a fight>she comes back and smushes it out of rageThe first time I around I went full retard and thought she went back to buy a donut just so she could smash it
Literally gay reddit game with full frontal male nudity, and a dick close up in the first 10 minutes.
>>726043158She still brought him his favorite donut, sure she destroyed it in a fit of anger before he could eat it. But it's the initial thought that counts.
https://files.catbox.moe/jmxpi6.jpg
Another day, another thread of BBfags crying nonstop. When will it end?
>>726043285and it is kino
>>726043285>they didn't even have the balls to give him a boner
>>726042854His voice actor is Afghan-American comedian Fahim Anwar. Anwar has a character in his stand-up where he does a Hispanic accent. It's like if they brought in a character voiced by Shane Gillis and he's just doing his Trump impersonation the whole time.
>>726043130No, she needs a score of 5 to kiss Robert. That's very very low when every other variable need like 40 points.
>>726043049It would actually work fine so long as the dude is hot and charismatic, redditors and twitter trannies would get upset but most women love that kind of shit. Have you seen the books they read?
>>726043146>>726043052>>726042854Voice actor is Afghani, and their policy was to give all characters the same race as the voice actors. However, the voice actor is a comedian doing his "funny Hispanic man voice" for Flambae.
>>726043327Who drew this and why does it look so familiar? Is this behind the dune guy?
>>726043327
and just like that /v/ thinks woke is good
>>726042894Markbros....
>>726043343>hey VA, your character is from afghanistan>I know JUST the voice for thatAI can't evolve fast enough to put these homosexuals out of a job
>>726040474I don't particularly prefer brunettes or blondes but Mandy is ridiculously more attractive than BB, right? I need to see BB with her mask off.
Canon wife
>>726043428bg3 came out a while ago anon
>>726043285trvke
>>726043428Anti-woke shit has gotten so much more annoying that I’m willing to tolerate woke stuff more
>>726042542>implying it's not okay for literally anyoneThe game is sim of bully victim. The very first scene is your character getting punched in the face by a literally who. The first day on a new job starts with stripping for HR and getting bullied by crew.By the time you meet Visi, you should already know what kind of game you're playing.
>>726043347Yes, I get it every single playthrough just by bantering with her early on.>tell her "all the time" when she asks if I jack off in the suit>ask "how'd I do" when she tells me about the sex dreamThese are just decisions that feel right to Robert's character.
>>726039598It’s the workplace rules meme, you’re fine with it because she’s hot and you were probably trying to fuck her anyways.
>>726043459If anything, the voice director told him to do his funi spic voice
>>726043467>sloppa dress becomes fan canonKino
>>726043431Yes?
>>726043327Biblical levels of greed.>not cumming in bothBiblical levels of wasted sperm.
>>726043461BB with the mask off is just Mandy's face, but blonde. The mask might be a bit of a debuff, but what helps it for me is that her frame's more feminine in her Mandyform.
>>726043285There's a payoff for that in the final chapter, anon. Just hold out.
>>726043508Yeah blazer is superior choice.
>>726043508Great pic
>>726043467Robert and Courtney won. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dglui5Ne27A&list=RDDglui5Ne27A&start_radio=1
>>726043459Anwar is a comedian who was brought in (presumably) specifically to do that voice (one of his bits is about a Hispanic arsonist starting wild fires). He's not a VA, this is his first role. Blame the writers for deciding that every character has to match their voice actor's ethnic background for no reason.
>>726043285And jannies will ban you if you dare try to do anything against these obvious shill threads
>>726038429Next season. A new challenger for Robert's affectations will appear.
>>726042894Season 2 will start with Invisigal revealing she aborted Robert Robertson IV
>>726043183>>726043210Rapey guilty pleasure women fantasy novels are basically just porn though, and porn has different rules. This game is trying to take itself at least a little serious for general audiences.
>>726043372And Punch Up has a Dublin accent despite VA and the character being from Galway.
>>726043428I honestly don't see anything woke in Dispatch. Maybe my definition is different from most peoples.
>>726043530Master chief the chick from Oni
>>726043487So true xister
>>726043023>her plan was to be completely brain dead so Shroud couldn't predict her10/10 writing
>>726042271>literal 10/10 emotionally healthy>womanpick one.
>>726043608Pretty sure she got killed by Flam-bae
>>726043461I dropped Mandy the second she had to drop that line about a simple fundraiser or whatever it was was a "fascist" meeting.And Invisibitch was just le heckin qt pupperino just looking for healing. Fuck that. I'm not running a daycare.
>>726043508Those two do just feel in character for him no matter if you romance Visi or not.
>YOU LOCK THAT DOWN ROBERTWhat did Flamgay mean by this?
>>726043645Is that why it kind of sounded like someone doing an impression of an Irish accent?
>>726043608Surprised you can make Cruella look like more of a crackhead.
>>726042894Kill all comic writers except the 3 or 4 good ones. All comic editorials must hang from the rafters.
>>726042689He is autistic as fuck and is emotionally underdeveloped. He has 120+ IQ but is shit at picking up the ques. His augmentations basically work like real life game UI.
>>726043742It means he wants to catch the bouquet at the wedding.
>>726043742Distressed Malevola losing her chance in the background
>>726043742He is seething with jealousHe wants that Robert cock
>>726043720It literally does sound like an actual fascist rally type name. Stop being so brainrot by modern politics that you can't see that.
>>726043718Nah, she reappears unmolested slightly before the doggo hostage situation starts.
Chase can keep that amulet for another 9 months. I'm gonna impregnate Mandy with a career-ending pregnancy
>>726043746Both Galway and Dublin accents are Irish, genius.
>>726042830>SHROUDMAN: Halfling Courtney carries something of great value...bring him to me...alive and unspoiled...kill the others.
>>726043742what's her problem
I wonder if Flambae lived in Afghanistan for a while and only left for the states due to them not being too tolerant of homosexuals?
>>726043786Classic high INT, low WIS
>>726043742Golem is so happy for his girl. Fucking love golem.
>>726043846if super powered BB pops out a baby, will it be stronger than if mandy pops it out?
>>726038958>inherit a mech suit>also you turn invisible if you asphyxiate yourselfI uh…don’t know if those synergize all that well.
What does Mandy’s ass feel like? Also what would the Robert/Mandy sex scene look like
>>726043827This, the joke actually worked.
>>726043931I think her amulet also acts as a contraceptive. Just a theory.
>>726043903he actually had to flee once the taliban took power and pretended to be mexican to avoid getting shit for 9/11
>>726043461She has some serious April O'Neil vibes, which I am all for, because that was much crush back in the 90's.
can you fuck the demon lady?
>>726043971I'd make her wear the amulet. I love Mandy, but I'm not giving up on Blonde Blazer.
>>726039598>listening to twitternever ever ever
>>726043971Robert/Mandy scene would be boring ass hand holding sex while Robert/Courtney would be multiple positions and no condom.
>>726044016Yes, you just need to make the right choices.
>>726043931Only one way to find out.
>>726044029Based
>>726044016No sadly
>>726043903Should've moved to Iran.
>>726044016No
can we take a moment to appreciate how cheeky AdHoc is?
>>726044059>Robert/Mandy scene would be boring ass hand holding sex God, she's so perfect.
>>726044084>sexually harasses robert with no issue>gets mad when another women does itJust the life of a BPD
>>726044141If Waterboy wasn't there she would have taken him by force.
Would Mandy's ass jiggle? I know Courtney's definitely wouldn't.
>>726044141I wanna taste Visi's viscous discharges
>>726044141what would she have done if waterboy wasn't there
>>726044141>Waterboy's violent diarrhea>''Lookin' like Mumford fucked all of his sons''>Bitch you blind foreva>Punch-Up accidentally punching Rob in the nuts>Breaking that dudes arms>Black Einstein>"Don't you have some early onsetting to do" This game had a bunch of really good gags
>>726044229Mandy is packing plenty of cake in those spats. Not Blazer level but more than enough to be considered a proper PAWG.
>>726043958>Put the mech on autopilot>Sneak out of the mech suit>Choke the villain from behind while he's focused on the mech
>>726044084>>726044134dammit
>"Now that's a real superhero. Chills. Top notch. I'm now 100% justified in buying that blonde blazer themed coffee maker. Can you sign my mask?" What was his problem?
>>726044234Robert please.
I actually prefer Mandy over Blazer.Would that be a monkey paw for her, I wonder? If Robert decides that he prefers Mandy to the point he no longer wants her to be Blazer?
Is Mandy just a fucking normalfag powered by a magic amulet?
>>726044274I could have done without the double fart joke in chapter 6, but overall I agree the comedy hit more than it missed.
>>726043285>they actually got a demon to voice MalevolaKino.
>>726044363yes
>>726044134It's crazy that this bitch is still getting work after getting called out both for lying about writing for God of War and for representing someone else's art as her own.She must be fucking a lot of the right people.
>>726043827There's no such thing as fascism, zoomer. It's made up. It's not a thing anymore.It does not mean white people with money.
>>726044274>Nicki Mirage>Cardi C They better not sanitize these kind of jokes in the sequel to appeal to annoying fags on xitter.
>>726044229>>726044295no jiggle, it's muscle.
>>726044215>>726044243Waterboy is a true hero
>>726044059My brother in Christ, Mandy has been in a relationship with Phenomaman for 5 years, during which they have had 0 intercourse.Robert is not walking out of that one with three thrusts and a kiss on the neck
>>726044363Yes.Why do you think she hit it off with Robert so well? He's a normalfag powered by a suit of armor, she's a normalfag powered by a magic amulet.
>>726044341I THINK the implication is that he's still bitter about Robert's dad beating the shit out of him during their argument, so his idea of a true hero is one that acts honorable all the time, even when they're not on the clock.
>>726044395>produced by Critical Role>They hired all of their friends.
Look at how she pushes Robert away so rudely. Their relationship will nave no actual affection and will probably break up withing a month. I don't know how you guys keep getting tricked by this bitch. She doesn't actually have feelings towards him.
>>726044274>Look, we're short-handed right now>Fuck youI know he's an e-celeb but I can't not like Punch-Up
>>726044134you just know she fucks like an absolute demon
>>726039528Fight was cool, Shroud’s kaikakou reveals were dumb as fuck, dog thing made me roll my eyes, tricking shroud brought me back a little. Team celebration was fun. Overall enjoyed it but it did fumble the near perfect run it had going from episodes 5/6.
>>726044397Pretty sure Italy still has a fascist party. Though Italian fascism is actually legitimate, compared to Nazism.
>>726044542baby's first BPDemon relationship
>>726044341He's a literal nerd, gushing over cool superheroes. It's as if Superman suddenly showed up in your bedroom, you would gush as well.
>>726044542God just imagine the fucking sex
>>726044542Shroud, you can stop with the fanfic now. How can you even shitpost from the grave?
>>726044542Can you at least post the one where she punches him? That'd work better for both your bait and my dick
>>726044542Mandy, you lost. You've gotta let Robert go.
>>726044564Jack might be one of the few e-celebs I genuinely enjoy.
>>726044542Okay now I know you're just shitposting for the sake of it. Try harder.
>>726044542Look how happy Golem is what good lad
>>726044542>/v/ is so awash with retards they are getting filtered by a basic tsundere playwait till they're in private, moron
>>726044506>Hyper liberal cast>They're all whiteEvery time.
>>726044542I can tell you've never been in a relationship
>>726044564At least the VA was a bit better than sonar. Jesus Christ that was bad.Honestly it was this nepotism shit that made me not get the game and just watch the highlights on some nobody youtube channel with no commentary instead.
>>726044467>They finish the first time and it's nice and romantic>Cut to flash forward: 5 hours later>Robert desperately crawling out the bed>He is grabbed by something>His fingers make an audible noise when they scrape the ground as he's pulled back into the bedroom, first slowly, then all at once.
>>726044564i think he was the best with waterboy, e-celebs that is
>>726044746They had a non-white but had to fire him because of a heroine addiction and unironically AIDS.
>>726044627Once the sex update drops we won't have to.
>>726041990>I put his dick away too, and I still don't know why. I wasn't even romancing Courtney.I kind of responded more or less as I would have done in real life in such situations. With everything going on, I was all like, >Why is this even important? What the fuck? We don't have time to waste on this. Let's not waste time on this. If I just put the dick away instead of arguing about it I guess it'll be settled And done. Didn't feel good. But I did it.
>>726044506what in the fuck are those characters
>>726044796
>>726044617Fascism is just a word crazy people use when they lose debates with other crazy people.Both can be safely ignored.
>>726044796But when they fired him BECAUSE he had AIDSTHEYBROKETHE LAW
>>726044542>hungrily eats his face in front of everyone>no affection ???
>>726044836The cast of the next Adhoc game!
>>726044748Neither have you.
>>726044836more of what you can expect in S2, they will make it way more homosexual
>>726044542>baby's first tsunderegrim
>>726044872Technically wasn't an employee, they were just streaming their basement D&D game on youtube.
>>726044836>>726044885Looking forward to the next title? Dispatch 2 in 6 years btw
>>726044836The average dndslop party
what do you call this aesthetic
>>726044796AIDS?
ZAMN, WETFARTBOY LOOKS LIKE THIS??!?
Truth nuke alert on the steam forums.
>>726039174In white and I wanna breed with Prism.
>>726044947I don't understand why some people like it. It's so onions shit.
>>726044775I don't like Sonar as a character, but I never once thought Moistcritical did a bad job voicing him.
>>726044980I like the little Goblin thing, but holy fuck what a downgrade.
>>726044980We're gonna get our own version of this image with Dispatch on top and the CR game on the bottom
>>726044564I donn't know any of the e-celebs besides Charlie, the only voice I disliked was Malevola's.
>>726044796The non-white was also autistic as fuck>genuinely thought he was the MC of the entire thing>someone has an idea? well his character has an even better oneAt least Liam tries to keep it subtle whenever he's being touchy-feely with Laura
>>726044947Now taking bets on which shitty ecelebs they'll shoe-horn in and who will botch the job because having opinions on the internet doesn't actually qualify you as a VA.
>>72604498030 years old children.
>>726038429Does she secretly have a crush on Robert?
>>726045026Same.
>>726045024Can't wait to see you copy paste these in every thread, good for you.
>>726044980Does the bottom cast have a single heterosexual character in it?
>>726045096MarkiplierBinging with BabishDestiny
>>726044564I think Jacksepticeye and Joel Haver did a good job. Moistcritikal was the weakest link by far though.
>>726045024Why are canadians like this
>>726045196Destiny's brand is poisoned now that'd be risky.
>>726044542So true BBbro, just look at this zero affection kiss.
>>726044980WOTC chasing clout aesthetic Orcs as mexicans aestheticHasbro bleeding money aesthetic
>>726045196>putting an actual pedophile rapist into your gamesurely not
>>726045024Never once romanced Invisigal and never will, but I've been on her side ever since she risked her life to get the Astral Pulse back for me.>BUT IT WAS HER FAULT TO BEGIN WITHThat doesn't mean she has to get herself shot trying to make up for it. Visi is a good girl.
>>726045115>secretly
>>726045024There's always one tranny seething.
>>726045024This, total invisishit death.
>>726045096I hope they put in YongYea as a bard and have him sing all the time
>>726045196>Destiny
>>726043281that would be even more romantic in an autistic way
>>726045082Apparently he was super creepy with Laura too.
>>726045207>Joel Haver>google himoh shitWaterboy is voiced by THAT guy?
>>726041649>Robert says she isn't that person anymore>She still doesn't fess up that she's posing as Shroud's lackey, or IS his lackeyShe's still that person.
>>726044059Nah, it would be the other way around.Courtney is all bark and no bite (she literally dreams of being dominated) while BB was stuck in a 5 year relationship without sex
>>726045263this is LITERALLY rape btw
How long until people start saying Visi is underage-coded?
>>726045281>she has no obligation to fix the problem she createdBased. Women are never at fault for anything.
>>726045028Campaign 1 is based. Yeah, it has some cringe millennial jokes. But otherwise it's heterosexual romance and cool hero moments. It's campaign 2 and 3 that fuck everything up.
>>726040625they need to add that second date with mandy that they promised
>>726045281Based bbfriend
>>726045385BBjeet is like 2 days ahead of you
>>726045024BB would hate this guy
>>726045096Alex Jones
>>726045096If your answer isn’t Linkara, you’re wrong
>>726043698No, she didn't plan it out. That's just how she is. Robert caught on to that eventually.
>>726045196>>726045349Fucking grim. Thanks for ruining my day.
>>726045385>how longAnon it's already happening. Zoomers are so brain rotted about age gaps that a 27 year old women being together with a guy who at most is in his early 30s is now "problematic". I'm still trying to figure out where this violent aversion to age gaps that zoomers have came from.
>>726045385they've already been saying thatthey're not entirely wrong honestly, she seems like she was written to be a juvenile. the game seems like it's her coming of age origin story.
I'm gonna upload a lets play of Dispatch where I don't push a single button.
>>726040669Think a recent update actually did that.
>>726045207Moist was probably told to do his youtuber voice so I can't really blame him for a decision that is above him.
>>726045462Gave off more "she's just optimizing for survival and self-interest" vibes. Which Shroud should have caught on to, but he wouldn't be the first "super smart" villain to have a blindspot in the "maybe I'm not the best option" area.
>>726039050>Flambae is canonically gay>Punch Out has bull personality despite no height, but is too loyal to Coupe>Golem is just a young chill sludge monster bro>Sonar is a loser who has to pay for sex>PMan doesn’t have a working dick and is depressed>Waterboy is property of Prism>Shroud is too much of a Blazer simp and could only win her over via some hypnosis gadget>Chase would literally die if he fucks>despite Blazer being a white woman, Beef is too short and fatSo it’s either big man Royd, mind breaking Toxic, futa Mal, or Mr. Whiskey
>>726045263>have to player mind control Robert into leaning in so he starts enjoying itOh no no no no... Invisifag bros what the fuck is this...
>>726044947where's the male human fighter
>>726045396Realistically, the suit getting destroyed is the best thing that ever happened to Robert. He would have eventually run out of money and died in that suit, alone and friendless.
>>726045496This shit is not exaggerated by the way. I work a good number of zoomers at my job and I've heard them say a 30 year old dating a 25 year old is creepy.
>>726045397Idk, I watched the cartoon a bit and it just feels like they're all infantile. They don't play cool fantasy with some jokes, it feels like a cartoon for 14 yo teenagers.
This ending is still possible FYI
>>726045496SHE WAS 27 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FUCK
>>726045496same reason why being attracted to a 17 year old (legal in the vast majority of white countries) is now seen as pedophilia social media brainrot
>>72604563627 years...a fuckin' kid..
>>726041165they are just lying because they have been getting a lot of pushback from BB fans about how she was sidelined
>>726045560I mean if you're on her romance path he catches on to the fact that fact and brings it up a few times to Robert's face. Him suddenly ignoring that fact seems kind of dumb.
>>726040050>Wednesday comes around>surprise update>they just add a gallery so you can look at the 3D models>its all to hand the models over to the internet to work their magic
>>726045370You can tell it's him in the janitorial closet. He nailed his role.>>726045547>Robert wins by doing absolutely nothing>>726045561Golem's actually gone on dates. Not sure if all his dates were women, but he apparently pulls in real life. Also he fucks landslides.Chase used to fuck, and he might be able to again with the amulet. Who knows.
>>726045263AAAAAAAAA NO NOT AN ATTRACTIVE WOMAN TRYING KISS ME NOOOOOOOOOOO
>>726045584anon we only got robert because they started it before needing critical role
>>726045385She is a realistic woman. They're all mentally children
>>726045496I remember the first girl ass I saw irl. I was about 14, on a bus, and this tomboy girl in her early 20s walks in, low cut jean shorts, tank top, a toolbox with networking equipment. I clearly remember the RJ45 crimp tool sticking out of the toolbox.Well anyway, the shorts were so loose that I saw pretty well down them and it looked a lot like this pic. Tan line, a little bit of peach fuzz, glistening sweat.
>>726045641I genuinely feel bad for how much social media and absentee parents have made gen z. They have no hope at all of becoming functioning adults.
>>726045547>stuck on the dispatching tutorial because you don't send Phenomaman out to do the tutorial task
>>726045682Honestly my theory, based on just the themes the game was going for, was that Shroud is unable to predict anything the Z-team does because they were never "fated" to be super heroes. And for him, anything someone isn't "fated" to be is like asking ChatGPT to respond in a jiggaboo voice. It just flat out will not process.
>>726045614 That's kinda the problem, yeah. It's got that sanitized, market-tested vibe where every character either talks in quips or feels like they’re trying to be a meme. There’s no grit or weight to the world. I don’t mind humor in fantasy, but when everything feels like it's being written by a social media team, it sorta kills the immersion. It's like they’re afraid the audience might actually feel something.
>>726044947/v/ lose their shit over this party but it's the most normal looking one because it was the Season 1 one they started on before the show. Future ones go full donutsteel OCs but this one has>a human>a goliath>a gnome>an elf>two half-elvesSeems pretty generic DnD to me
>>726045884It worked better in Dispatch, a superhero story, than it did in Vox Machina, a medieval fantasy story. I actually really liked the more lighthearted tone in this game, which is why Shroud holding the dog hostage worked for me.
>>726045783FUCK
>>726045614The bigger they got the more soulless they had to be. There comes a point where the majority of posts about each session were "I hope X survives, it would be bad for my mental health if something happened to them" which means the stakes were always artificial, because the goal is fostering parasocial relationships with losers and rejects
>>726043338becausehehaserectiledysfunction
>>726045904All heterosexuals who pair up with each other, too.
>>726044947they made tales from borderlands, I trust them
>>726045263Did anyone notice her breasts got larger during this or is that just me
>>726045614it's made by a bunch of theater kids who struck gold and get to do whatever they want so it makes sense. they're fags but living the dream
>>726046005how is Matt Mercer as a DM anyways
>>726046037>saves his hometown from vampires>avenges his family>reconnects with his sister>vanquishes the demon inside his brain>gains his wealth back>marries Laura Bailey's half-elf avatar>puts several kids inside herPercy won
>>726042676Courtney's most likeable trait is that she geniunely respect guy sensibile stuff, and she geniunenly is a good friend to the men around her.
>>726046179He's very good, but limited by being forced into sanitized story telling. His sound-repertoire is insane.
>>726046179fake and gay after S1
>>726045904Don't bother. I don't watch Critical Role and have no desire to, but the hate for it is really performative. /v/irgins don't play tabletop games and they're just trained to perform hypberbolic hate for things that they've been told are woke. It's part of why Dispatch threads have been so funny. The average anon has to do mental gymnastics to justify liking a small niche indie game they tried on a whim because of cute girls in it because by all normal metrics, it's woke as fuck.
>>726045904When did this change?Back when I played d&d it was usually some variant ofhuman male fighterdwarf male fighterhuman or elf male or female wizardhalfling roguehuman male or female clericNow it's always tiefling fucking bards or coffeelocks and actually-I'm-a-dragon attention-whoring shit
>>726043175>meanwhile, she tries to sneak to the Mecha Man suit to return the Astral Pulse to They do a poor job explaining it in that they don’t explain it at all. but I think she’s actually trying to find the suit to swap it with the faulty prototype, intending to give that to Shroud.
>>726039958Nah...
>>726046218take it to /co/ faggot
>>726046218>Meanwhile Liam always tries to weasel his way into romancing Laura's character>never worksKEK
>>726045196MarKINOplier...
>>726039087I just think she's neat
>>726046248>it's woke as fuck.I don't see it.
>>726046293Somewhere around 3.5, when they really started to focus on the weird non-human races.
>>726046179https://youtu.be/wdNV2YSTJeA
>>726046248>/v/irgins don't play tabletop gamesBased, all of them are slop
>>726046248OK, but campaigns 2 and 3 really are filled with gay and tranny shit. That's just a fact.
>>726046248>because by all normal metrics, it's woke as fuck"woke" doesn't mean "has a gay character in it" but go off, senpai. Dispatch was not woke at all.
>>726046297That makes a lot of sense, actually.
The /co/fags emptying their shitty dead board to shill this game is the single worst part about these threads.
>>726046380it has women, blacks, and worse of all, black women in it. therefore it is woke beyond sanity according to pol
>>726046336If anything it'd be /tg/, fren
>>726046248>sanitized renaissance fair-tier fantasy is good actually
>>726039087abrasive outside but soft inside tomboys are to men what mysterious handsome dark triad rich guys are to women.
>>726046248>it's woke as fuck.Its a game where both romance paths involve girls getting with a straight white guy, and they're both HR violation relationships that the game and one has a very obvious "rebel teen falls for comfy dad" direction.This shit is that farthest away from woke you could get by post 2010 standards.
>>726046517No, I know how you faggots type.
>>726046509>and worse of all, black women in itBut she takes her meds
>>726046297I think they tried to write it so that her actions could go either way. But short of animating/voice acting the same scene multiple times, they just left multiple things way too ambiguous.But that makes a ton of sense, yeah. She probably should have said something.
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>>726046517Your cartroon isn't a game, even /tv/ would be a better fit for it than /tg/
Reminder that Robert still owes Courtney a third date.
>>726046517/tg/ is >dead>hated CR even more than /v/
>>726040687Uhuh.
>>726046727She'll get it in the secret upcoming bonus episode.
>>726044542
>>726042894Mondo bummer bro
NEW THREAD>>726045679>>726045679>>726045679NEW THREAD
>>726046293welcome to 5e buddy
>>726043742He wants to be best man but will never ever admit it
>>726046380You don't because you like it. >produced by Critical Role>half the voice cast are e-celebs, including Alanah Pearce>brown nose ring main character/love interest that talks about pegging>white main character patted on the head by a gay afghani >ratchet black woman is a prominent character>>726046434No idea. I don't watch Critical Role. People weren't responding to pictures of whatever you're talking about though, they were responding to >>726044506 and >>726044947 as though it was somehow super embarrassing compared to the average D&D group. It's obviously performative when they could be complaining about the pink-haired character in this image >>726044980 or the stupid fucking battle wheelchair that always gets brought up (rightfully as it's dumb and OP).
>>726044725I wish we got more of his friendship with Visi. He was the one I ignored the most in the first few episodes but he turned out to be a total bro
Here’s your IRL invisigal. Officially she’s Filipino
>>726047215Would
>>726045561>Mr. WhiskeyOk I like this option. Mascot sex is based.
>>726046727Just ask him out, Courtney
