Here's your isolated alien atmosphere bro.
>>726040303absolutely horrible jew slop.
>>726040303OHNONONONONONONO
>>726040303Since when Metroid was about isolation?This is a headcanon.
>>726040990Since the first game you retard and prime 1
I wonder who thought this is a good idea
>>726040303how many gigs of Samus porn does he have saved?
>>726040987I'd let Samus ride me
>>726040303>The Narwhal bacons at midnight, Samus
If this type of (attempted) 'humor' was in any other Nintendo series, it would be less baffling>Mario and related sideseries (DK, Yoshi, Warioland, Warioware, Princess Peach)Probably trying for brand synergy with the Illumination movies>ZeldaMaybe an ill-advised nostalgic throwback to the DiC cartoon>PokemonThe games were in dire need of a personality, so I guess they're just flinging shit at the wall and hoping something sticks>F-ZeroWell, the game that had the characters out of the cockpits most was GX and it had a goofy sense of humor, so a hack trying to write something new would lean on that.>MotherThe sense of humor of the series was always the Japanese version of that anyway>Punch-Out!!I guess they didn't want to risk going to the gulag for having stereotype humor and they needed something to fill the void>PikminThe games always had a bit of observational humor, so I could see them trying to make it more pronounced
