>nintendo adds a stand-in for their average fan to one of their games>the fans hate himMake it make sense.
>>726045386I can't speak for everyone else, but he doesn't represent me at all.
>>726045386it's marvel writing
>>726045698>but he doesn't represent me at all>>726045868Yeah, doesn't the average tendie love that?
Even if that were true "we" shouldn't be interacting with Samus on an alien planet in a metroid game. It's out of place
>>726045386I dont mind the character himself. Or the way he looks. I just dont like characters and dialog breaking the atmosphere and sense of isolation of metroid games, much less if you sprinkle them escort missions which are hardly ever fun anyway.Also, seeing that the guy is there to explain puzzles to you and clal you whenever to tell you bullshit already makes me wonder what the fuck were they smoking at retro all these years.So no, it's not the onions writing that gets to me. It's that there's a bunch of NPCs talking nonstop in a metroid game.
It's very funny that he's a chud looking white man.
>>726046042I have enough hope in my heart not to joke about being "in a hopeless situation" just because I'm lost, and not enough hate in my heart to joke about how being lost in an alien jungle is better than being next to my coworker. No this isn't me at all.
>>726046521Cool it with the antisemitism.
I'm not a jew
>>726045386just like me frfran annoying faggot
>>726045386but i dont look like this or talk like this
