Where’s the perp, lieutenant?
Your nose ring.
Was it rape?
>>726045679Cute boy.
>Invincible, you wanna explain why the fuck you’re just sitting around while a bunch of your evil clones are destroying the world?
>On model
>"Me? I don't have a type"
>>726046786Ugly?
>>726046786Where's Morrigan?
>>726045979why are socially isolated gen-xers like this?
Why can't real life be like this game
>>726046786I don't get it, they don't really look or act similar at all. Laezel and Yennifer are also just bad characters.
>>726046786tsundere?
>>726046786Swap out Jack for Tali.
>>726046223It wasn't rape in '25
>>726046786Abysmal taste?
>can't romance Coupeinstant 5/10
For those who took the Courtneypill can you explain why?
>>726047075She’s cute
>>726047039They're saving her and Malevola for the sequel.
>>726046223She seems like a dangerous woman to be around when she's ovulating
>>726046786>Cuck taste and dykes. Tell me you're Indian without telling me.
i love BB/Mandy so much I just wish they added few more filler slice of life office romance scenes inbetween i just want to see them both hang around and do normie stuff
>>726047075cute tsunderewhat more is there to explain?
>>726046786Mass Effect 2 Jack looked better.
>>726047013Exactly same as me anon
>>726046786jokes on you, i picked Liara and Triss instead the first time.
>>726047075I want to live out a fantasy where I can fix a girl who likes me for who I am and not have my life completely ruined in the process.
>>726047075You can't understand why people are onboard with a tsundere tomboy who you go from arguing with to bantering with to being in love with? I romanced Blazer, though, since she's more my type.
>>726046346>marks wife sleeps around like crazy while the girl that raped him settles down with a human manWhy do comic writers hate their protagonists so much? Invincible past the Conquest fight is so bad the only good part is the fight against Robot>>726046904Just be a hot richfag in LA anon it's easy
>>726047075She’s a more romantic story as viewed as a whole and her conflict and past with mechaman make it far more interesting to me.Plus I like tough girls that are a bit rough around the edges
>>726046346>Mark has a debuff like this except the cooldown lasts for multiple episodes
>>726047075I liked her and Robert's chemistry.
>>726047039>>726047125>season 2 comes>you can romance coupe>achievement for romancing her?>"beware the irish nut cracker"
>>726045679>septum piercingso disgusting
>>726047350>Punch-Up will randomly disobey orders>5% chance he'll run back to the HQ and punch Robert in the junk making you unable to give orders for a minute.
Robert Robertson the III suddenly becomes Invincible’s dispatcher, what happens?
>>726046786As a visifag I picked Triss (because I couldn't pick Shani), haven't played the other two
>>726046786I liked Visi, Tali, Karlach and preferred Judy to Panam, so I guess my taste is all over the place.
>>726047075>Cute>Tomboy>Tsundere>I can fix her>Hero x Villain>UnderdogShe's just too powerful...
>>726046939They all have bitchy exteriors that melt once you show them True Love™
>>726046786How the fuck is yennefer on this
>>726047075>can you explain why?Yeah I just love how hard she yearns for him. Like she's so in love with him by episode 4 I can't NOT pick her. Nothing against Blazer but I'm always going for Courtney if I ever replay this.
>>726047434Gives him a pep-talk so he stops his alternate selves from destroying the planet instead of just sitting with his GF in the hospital.
>Invis saves a girl's music career irlI'm genuinely so happy for her
>>726047434He has some pep talks that would probably resonate more than Cecil's hard-handed pragmatism. But Mark would still probably be pissed because Robert likes to reform and put villains to work too.
>>726046839Experience
>>726047434He has to help Mark rise from the ashes after Mark gets cucked by Eve (again).
>Visi>Karlach>Tali>Panam>Morrigan>Yennefer
>>726047534Now this is what makes Courtney a true hero
>>726047075Boring tomboyshit and humiliation in one bottle.
>>726047075I like the whole tsundere tomboy thing to begin with but when I saw the leaked image of Visi all villained out and realized she was almost certainly who planted the bomb on Robert and was filled with guilt over it, I was 150% sold. All of that just makes a romance between them seem so much more interesting. No shade on BBros though, Blazer is a great character and is super lovable.
>>726047434Robert gets in the Mecha Man and kills Omniman by himself
>>726046786for me it's >BB>Samara from mass effect >Karlach in BG3 ,Jaheria in BG2>I like Triss from TW3 but i prefer Queen Maeve
>>726047587With being alone and forgetting how to act like a normal person?
>>726047694fuck i forgot about Samara. i still imagine our family together.
>>726047260>You can't understand why people are onboard with a tsundere tomboy who you go from arguing with to bantering with to being in love with?I don't, because "I will fix the tsundere so she becomes a loving tradwife and she'll pump out 12 children for me" is a childish power fantasy. It doesn't work that way.
Laura won
>>726046786>VisiI prefer BB.>JackFine choice. Third best girl, after Liara and Tali.>LaezelMeh, I put her last behind Karlach, Shadowheart, and Minthara>YenFuck no. Absolute dysfunctional relationship. They make everyone around them miserable with their constant arguments.
>>726047621i really hope they dont have that one character show up in the show. The one that literally just exists to go "Yeah i fucked your wife while you were gone. BTW, i actively hated your daughter while dating your wife and didnt even try to hide it!"
>>726047694>MaeveBased
>>726047812She won by being married to a tall alpha male CEO.
>>726046786>Aerie>Leliana>Tali>Cassia>BB>Never played BG3 because it lacked a Betty-type romance option.I'm a romantic at heart.
These are just generals with the same posters and same pictures and same posts now.
>>726047927I have listened to this man's wife fake-masturbate
>>726047782Okay, but Courtney will have 12 invisible babies and continue the Robertson bloodline.
>>726047075>>726047782>"I will fix the tsundere so she becomes a loving tradwife and she'll pump out 12 children for me" is a childish power fantasy. It doesn't work that way.it actually does but it's a sexhaver thing. you wouldn't get it.
Jack gives me the same feeling as Visi and her Citadel content was overall very cute. Don't have a webm of the tattoo scene but it was romance kino.
>>726047991She's still sexually harassing him? When will she stop?
>>726047927>CEOWait really? holy shit
kys
i wonder, how much attractiveness a fictional character has for you personally really translates to real world attractiveness and overall compatibility.
So we're going to be getting a bunch of comics between seasons to tide people over, right? Also, would you do anything to improve the dispatching segments?
>>726046786I just don't like Yennefer at all. Hate her, even, picked Triss over his with glee. But Lae'zel and Invisigal were likewise picked with no hesitation. What is going on here?
>>726048095Jack had such good payoffthe moments in 3 if you had romanced her in 2 were so good as well
>>726047621why is it always the redheads?
>>726048132right? imagine being matt mercer and this dude comes in and rapes your whole program by turning it into a profitable buisness and all you got out of it was being a DM
>>726047991What's she thinking here
>>726046786>BB>Liara>Minthara>Triss>Cassandra (DAI)>Lydia (Skyrim)
>>726048258Peterbros...
>>726047534Thank you Courtney for having good taste in music
>>726048178Either make them longer or make them a little more interactive. Not so much 'give us more hacking', but maybe deepen out the CYOA segments. Instead of just 'pick an option and have it be a stat check', make it 'pick branching options that can make a job easier or harder depending on if you paid attention to the briefing'
>>726048102it stops being sexual harassment when he likes it
>>726047075You CAN fix her femchud retardation
>>726048178To improve?, more mechanics, and more art splashes/cutscenes of what happens Or being dispatchable yourself and having your mega cqc cutscene
Damn how come nobody likes Shadowheart anymore?
>>726047534When does this happen? I watched all of the episodes but i don't recall this paper
>>726047075The story is about her, it just feels more compelling as a result. Normally I just go volcel in games with romance, otherwise.
>>726048178>Also, would you do anything to improve the dispatching segments?Steal everything from This is the Police that is left to steal.>Fake calls (chapter 8 even has something like that)>Detective work>Double agent stuff>Interactable organizations that can provide you booonsHell, after the millions that Ad Hoc has reeled in from this game, they can probably even afford an Xcom mode like Police 2. I liked it.
>>726048401Contrarians.
>>726045679tfw no latina gf that stalks me
>>726048014>Thailand redAre we sure these colors aren't inverted?
>>726048178nobody is going to read comics most people still haven't read of any of the current dispatch comics either that's why they still keep the same jokes about BB and P man having sexual relationship
>>726048401>why does a contrarian website hate the universally most loved option?
>>726048410https://youtu.be/5prBriLjR5s
>>726048401Everyone was frogpilled and you just didn't notice.
>>726048401I liked Shadowheart before she was ruined for the sake of normalfags. I completely understand why they did it, doesn't mean that I have to like the new her.
How many more will Courtney save?
>>726048463>latinaShe's SEA
>>726048530>the universally most loved option?That's Karlach tho.
>>726047826>Visi>I prefer BBSame, because i'm brown and need to breed with BLONDE blazer. I mean ZAMN
>>726048401that scene where she cucks you with the gigachad druid and two others sort of ruined herI'm convinced to this day that Larian purposefully made her seem like the more the vanilla option only to bait and switch at release and make Lae'zel the most wholesome and sweet option.
>>726046786I replaced Laezel with Shadowheart. I also would add Morrigan and Cassandra to the list.
>>726048583Nah, that's the ironic reddit-contrarian pick.
>>726046786>they hated him because he told them the truth
>>726048573What's the difference
>>726048605Cassandra is BB coded she is also a strong paladin type woman who likes dorky things
>>726048401Because she has no personality and she's a terminally brooding emotional sponge.But the others aren't much better.Karlach is a tiresome redditorLae'zel is a caustic bitch with delusions of grandeurMinthara is a poorly written edgelord who wouldn't be able to function in any partyJaheira is boring and only there for memberberries to trick gen x and older millennialsIt's frankly a shitshow of unlikeable characters written by people who have never had a conversation with a real human being in their lives.
Rats and mice are cute pets and don't deserve to be associated with your shitposting
>the game decides to tell you like 5 chapters in about missions that autofail with certain stats, long after you've probably attack dumped at least one person you probably shouldn't haveWhy
>>726048727Nah Isabella is the BB coded romance option.
>>726048721they're slightly worse
>>726046786So close
>>726048489ladyboys are only for the tourists. either that or they simply don't call them "femboys" like the latest fad so it doesn't appear on the map.
>>726048860Some of the gameplay stuff they did feels tacked on. Like the little tracer balls and the tesla towers in hacking, or like the auto-fail shit. I guess they thought people would like more complexity, but it was way too late.
>>726048095>>726048235>"Good enough for an ID?">"Good enough so that if you're ever hurt, barely breathing, lying under a pile of rubble at the ass end of this war, you're gonna have...">"You're gonna have something that tells the galaxy that you belong to me!"
>>726048860Because you’re bad at the game. You’re not supposed to generalize everyone. But to bolster their stengths to cover each others weaknesses.
>>726048907>Isabella is the BB coded romance optionbruh wtf are you smoking
>>726048860honestly 9 times out of 10 the stat was always either combat or intellect and I just had several characters ready who weren't combat or intellect-specialized so it wasn't an issue for me.
>>726048275>When you can’t even say my name…
>>726048860I don't fucking understand what's the logic behind that thing? The game already has a built in "don't send the wrong person for this disphit" with the basic stats, that mechanic literally just forces you to run only one hero on missions that require multiple so you'll 100% fail them. Even my 2 least strength based heroes together would always go past that requirement.Not to mention that some missions give you a strength limit.....but also ask for a strength task.
>>726048401Because she doesn't mind fucking the bear even when you two are in a romance, meanwhile the frog's all "I don't share MY man".
>>726049037Encourages synergy teams with balanced stats.Maybe too late, sure.
>>726048531Wait when does this happen? Is it after the game's ending? Why is chase tall in this segment? I recognize the scene where invisigal pulls robert to her to dance but not the restAlso the vid didn't show the paper
why does BB dress like she is in the early 2000s ?
>>726048975>You’re not supposed to generalize everyone.They give you NO INDICATION about this until AFTER the game is already halfway over. I don't give a fuck if it's a thing, they tell you way too fucking late.
>>726048983The explain your reasoning to me then anon.
>>726046786I realize now that I always just go for whichever girl is most obsessed with (you)
>>726049161What is this?
>>726045679it's be so much better without the lipstick. A 1000 year western curse of having every female characters to have bimbo fuck me lipstick.
>>726047534Pure so/v/l>>726047075Unironically>more compelling sub-plot that integrates better with the story>Her existence genuinely fucks with Shroud's head, because he can never predict her next move>Which leads to Robert becoming unpredictable too, because Shroud thought he'd go for BlazerIt just weaves in more neatly. Visi is also extremely cute and always tries her best, despite terrible judgment at times
>>726049161Dude? Dementia?
>>726048963>4/6not bad but not great either. you stumbled on the last two.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvGpvQbkccE
>>726049161Try playing the game when you're not high, anon
Now that the dust has settled, why did she do this?
>>726048258It's the jews. They subverted Hollywood by disallowing redheads.
>>726048860specialize your characterspretty much every one had a primary and secondary stat selected at the beginning that coincides with their synergy partner. example is Visi was primarily mobility and secondarily combat so I pumped mostly vigor and some charisma with Golem. They lacked on intellect, but I had different pairings for intellect missions anyway.
>>726049201BB is a genuinely nice girlIsabella is a snarky selfish thot who sleeps around and causes problems for everyone
>>726048573is she actually or is it still ambiguous
>>726049358Assmad.
>>726049182Because she's designed to attract boomers who still think the early 2000s were 3 years ago.
Wassup, anon. I'm your S/V/N Make-A-Wish hero or some shit. I get to grant one of your wishes. Just make it quick, I got a date with this living statue girl in a bit. She's exotic.
>flambe's asscheeks -> clappedhttps://voca.ro/1aUGQBKW5DOx
>>726049492Local ATM stole my money. Could you break it open?
>>726049523Flambootysisters....
>>726049317I never noticed it before but why does she have slant eyes ?
>>726049392All characters seem to be partly based on their VAs, like Punch Up being Irish because Jacksepticete or Flambae being Afghani because his VA is one. Laura Bailey is of partial Filipino descent.
>>726049492Golem seems like the type of dude who would put effort into making MAW kids happy.
>>726049492I asked for Prism…
>>726049358She already started developing a crush on (you) and then you reamed her out about being sloppy at heroing
>>726049358She genuinely thought she did a good job
>>726048737>Lae'zel is a caustic bitch with delusions of grandeurYes, isn't she great?>>726048907>Series bicycle is BB coded????>>726049161Did you just fall asleep while playing chapter 6?>>726049358First of all, she's angry because she genuinely thought she did a good job, and suddenly Robert is aggressively on her ass. Robert immediately gets really personal with her too, no matter what you choose.Secondly, massive cope over destroying the suit. Guilt turns to anger. It's one of my favourite scenes to go back to, now knowing everything we know about her.
Holy fucking shit hell, Unicornicopia is so fucking amazing, and they're a literally unknown new band, thank god for Dispatch giving them some clout.Best alt rock/grunge music I've listened to in a long time.https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=KYeCiD7WaBM&si=y9Ctdfz_UQP6QevT
How clingy a girlfriend would Visi be?
>>726049223A rat who that has been bathed
>>726045679not a videogame
>>726049841Very.
>>726049808>Yes, isn't she great?No. Too realistic. I want escapism, dammit.
>>726049841Super clingy at home, teasing at work, casually but touchy on civilian dates
>>726049386>Isabella>Snarky selfish thot
>>726049161>>726048410The paper isn’t from the game, it’s a social media post from the singer of the song they use at the party.
>>726049841She's not even your girlfriend in season 1, and she's hanging around in your hospital room, listening in on you talking to Chase.Imagine how clingy and possessive she'll get once they're actually in a relationship.
>YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE
>>726049492>golem's VAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kD7cDeoUfg
>>726049952did you even play DA II ?
>>726050009Why didn't Robert Robertson the Third just rape Shroud? I bet he wouldn't be able to predict that.
>>726049841>how clingy would a tsun with invisibility powers beExtremely. She's basically stalking you for half the game.
>>726049273>>726049321>>726049808My memory is shit. I know they had a housewarming party that ends because chase calls out courtney. But not that chase was tall, which he becomes after wearing mandy's amuletAlso, the video still didn't show the paper
>>726047075She’s my type. I know she’s bad for me, but so is chocolate and I eat too much of that too.
>ROBERT YOU FUCKING RETARD
>>726050071Maybe he's confusing her with Josephine?
>>726049628Yeah, alright, homie.>Unfortunately, in prying the machine open, Golem's mud-bulk causes the machine to malfunction and start shredding many of the bills. Aw, shit. My bad.>>726049670Yeah, I'm good with kids and shit. I'm a walking jungle gym and shit. What's your wish, man?>>726049675She's busy.
>>726049841Publicly she wouldn't be too badShe'd be a little gremlin who doesn't let Robert out bed until noon on the weekends though
>>726050106>If you spare Shroud him and Robert can team up in season 2
>>726050142probably
>>726046786>pretty, hideous, hideous, prettyI guess you really don't
>>726049956Oh alrright
>>726049841She follows you into the male restroom before you even date, you tell me.
>>726050156>What's your wish, man?Take my cancer wracked body and allow me to get the final hit on your next villain
>>726050173>Defeat the big bad>Shroud looks down in shame>You... are not your father's son. I never predicted that. KINO
>>726047075
>>726049960>she's hanging around in your hospital room, listening in on you talking to Chase.Really?
>>726050142I think he confuses Isabella with Aveline. A loyal wife to her dead husband.
>>726050349>My red flag
>>726050374That is the most obvious reading of her having a point shift depending on what you say in that dialogue.Everything else is a massive reach like>Your response is indicative of Robert's general attitude towards her, which she picks up on in the other scenes
>>726050323there should have been a bad end where even shroud is embarrassed for your ass in S1 with this dialogue
>>726050349>>726050474Robert can fix her.
>>726050349I guess that means green flags BTFO
>>726050281That's kinda weird, but whatever. We ball.>Your cancer has, unfortunately, progressed to the point where you are unable to survive the trip to the battle. Golem respectfully buries you in a place of your choosing. This is a lie. He just kinda brings you to the morgue.>>726050374Supposedly, because the way you talk to Chase gives + or - points to her hero score. If you skew your score toward the villain ending.
>>726048860I guess it was to encourage you to develop your characters in a certain way and send underutilized heroes, but yes it did feel like a random 'fuck you.'
>want to read some Dispatch fanfics>look on AO3>the summaries are all "WELL, THAT JUST HAPPENED"
>>726050156>Golem had to deal with Visi's nonstop bitching about Robert during gaming sessionspity the mudman
>>726045979a matrimonial nose ring is a thing in pakistan, i like it
>>726046786your type is used goods desperate for a man to settle down with because sensible guys want nothing to do with them at this point
>>726050528What if Robert says no, what then?
>>726050082Keep making these.
With all the Invisigal points that have been datamined, I'm really surprised punching the reporter or throwing Toxic from the roof doesn't affect her. Both can be interpreted as teaching her to be evil by example, and she can definitely find out about both.
>>726050573You have to give it a few more months so those with actual smidgens of writing ability cook something up
>>726050573>Invisigal/Robert Robertson>170 results
>>726050598
>>726047075Her and Robbie have perfect chemistry
>>726050573I am waiting for some writefag to make a "We're done" kino, where Robert apologizes about the awful things he said in the locker room.
>>726050651then billions must die...
>>726050084>Also, the video still didn't show the paperNigga, that's the singer post from socials saying that release of the game astroturfed her song into millions. It's not a screenshot in the game. Lay off weed.
I want Malevola to sit on my face.
>Did you know that the bullet goes invisible when Visi tanks it.>I didn't but now I can't stop thinking about it
>>726050598>"I fucking hate that liverspot asshole, big guy. He keeps trying to fuck up me flirting with Robert. You know he was talking some MAD bullshit about how I - ">"Yeah, that's cool. I made a meme about it.">"... what the fuck, this is just me as a soijak, dude.">"I know. It's funny."
>>726050142>>726050071I was confusing her with Josephine. My bad anon.
>>726047553God Coop is so hot
>>726050651golem walks out with the shotgun and convinces him to reconsider
>>726050771I know that now
>>726045679sometimes, the description of the requirement for the tasks doesn't correlate well with the stats they are supposed to be related to.
>>726050803Immediately noticed it. Meaning Robert's penis would go invisible too.
>>726050374Yes, there are checks that give points to her romance/hero score and she is missing and theoretically shouldn't be affected by them indicating that she actually was present, just invisible.
>>726050836
>>726050173Kino
>>726050861Punch-Up....
>>726050878>Huge lore drops here
Question about FlambaeIn Episode 1 he sees Mecha Man and just wants to kick him out of the barLater when Robert reveals who he is, he jumps to trying to kill him? After they just fought side by side?What was going on there
>>726050858I already knew it, I didn't need confirmation.t. Brainbook
>>726050106man it would've been so fucking funny if they had Bryan as some minor cameo character and have small talk session with Aaron
>>726050924bad writing
>>726050598>hours long discord call about how she thinks that demon whore Malevola is flirting with Boberto
>>726050803>she can make Robert's dick disappeardick thief
>>726050602haram
>>726050651>He thinks Robert has a choice
>>726050878if he looked down he'd see a cross section of the inside of his dickthat's traumatic
We're coming full circle once Visi asks Chase to walk her down the aisle to Robert
>watching someone play>someone ACTUALLY said yes to Phenomeman's invitation to the dinnerBlonde Blazer's face is so fucking funny
>>726050924Because he lost a tooth, duh.
Reminder that Toxic called Invisibitch "babe"Your waifu got fucked by toxic green cockEnjoy that mental image
>>726048593Where we brownoids at?
>>726051090I did it. I haven't even noticed Blazer mouthing "Don't do it" behind him, or her "What the fuck" reaction later. I'm that inattentive.
>>726051126oh no no no no
>>726045979This whole game is about debunking the Nose-Ring theory.Visi ran with the shit-crowd. Got roped into their bullshit. Became jaded and sexually promiscuous at the same time, using ADHD as an excuse for her failings in life... then Robert came along, proving you can be who you want to be, but with a Nose-Ring and "augments" that look like you're typical trash-tattoo a person like that would have), she thinks she has no redeeming qualities at all, even if she tried to be a superhero (alluding to normalcy).>The writers knew what they were doing.
>>726050878Would that mean you would see a cross-section of his dick?
>>726051005>>726051053>Courtney would be able to tell when Robert's about to cum because she'd literally see the cum inside his dick
>>726051126>Toxic guy>behaves toxic towards women during workA shocker
>>726050924Simple. Flambe is a big homo.https://voca.ro/1loU3XHe4FwE
>>726051097He doesn't really seem that bothered by it immediately afterwardsMecha Man busts him and Flambae just wants to kick him out of a barHe loses his tooth trying to attack a wounded Mecha Man and now he wants to murder him? Just shit writing
>>726051126>He thinks Toxic doesn't call every woman in the world "babe", "doll" or some variation of that, no matter how long ago they've met
>>726050878>>726050920>objects going inside of Visi can go invisible>this means that visi could actually start blowing Robert under the desk and get away with itThe possibilities of public sex are endless.>>726050924There's an even bigger flaw about how Flambae can get burned by his own fire, but it only ever comes up in Epsiode 1.>>726051001I like to imagine that, on the other end of things, Malevola talks to Sonar about how she keeps fucking with Visi. They clearly don't like each other and their best friends have to put up with it.>Visi yaps Golem's ear off when he's just trying to play Civ 4>Sonar can't do his pump and dumps because Malevola's hogging the computer to look up 'ways to make your coworker jealous' and 'how to get away with molesting your boss'
>>726051174>"What the fuck"It was so fucking funny she couldn't believe that shit
>>726049358>Have the first 'good' mission result ever>Think you did a great job, super excited and even got Robert a doughnut to celebrate>Get back to the office>"COURTNEY WHAT THE FUCK THAT WAS DOGSHIT"
>>726051186Where does it say she was promiscuous
>>726047075I didn't, but I do understand why some people did. Basically the whole story revolves around Robert and Courtney after Episode 1. Mandy barely appears at all after between episodes 3 and 7.The treatment really was unequal. And before I get some dumb faggot seething about>muh u need a story to have a waifu???I'm still a mandyfag, but in terms of narrative structure, yes that intuitively makes more sense to most people.
>>726051090Link? I haven't seen it myself
>>726047075>Better parallel/mirror to Robert. Both are lonely people with similar fucked up backgrounds in the whole hero/villain scenario.>Better chemistry, Robert being the more stoic dry humor smartass who can shrug most things off and Visi being the vulgar tomboy who is actually vulnerable>Visi loves Robert way more. If you go Visi route, Mandy shrugs and moves on pretty easily or it never really comes up. On Mandy route, Visi is still longing for Robert hard in the background. Also the shot of her seeing Mecha Man for the first time>The facial expressions which bolster the above stuff. Like damn the subtle expressions for certain choices of her internally gushing over being praised or Robert supporting her is extremely cute>Star crossed lovers factor depending on if she ends up villain or not. Even as a villain she still clearly loves Robert and gives him back the pulse when she didn't have to.>Episode 4 intro. That was basically cheating showing Courtney was so wet for Robert she dreamt of him making love to her.>Savior factor of if you redeem her. Kind of an inverse of Mandy's route where she is the one saving Robert, and some anon's prefer to be the one doing the savingMandy is also really sweet, but the deck was clearly stacked in Courtney's favor
>>726051126>He was talking to Robert
>>726050924First time was an old grudge where he got to kick Mecha Man whilst he was down to make himself feel betterSecond time was after being embarrassed at a bar which made him lose his eyebrows or tooth, had Robert throw food at him, and that deception of after starting to like Robert he finds out he’s been hiding that he’s the hero he hates the most the whole time.
>>726051354Anon's cuck mind
>>726051282I just wanted to spend some time with my new bro Phenomaman and tell him how I'm managing to do my job, despite being so small. I think this game would benefit from having at least one sequence where you hang out with him.
>>726045679the dialogue in this game is awful
>>726051235>>726051251She was kinda slutty during her villain years and they ran in the same outfitnot hard to put two and two together
>>726051375https://youtu.be/gAjd3CyMr4U?t=48The dude I was watching is still live so here
>>726051282I just wanna make friends bitch i also didn't even give it enough time to notice her trying to get you to say no>sushi with this idiot bro hell yeah
>>726051090
>>726051458>This is the kind of shitposting BBtards have to sink down to because she's used goodskek
>>726051451it really is - not to mention the e-celeb voice actors
>>726051458Just say you are headcanoning for the sake of agenda. No need for this embarrassing tap dancing.
BB is too perfect even for a fictional character a woman like that simply can't exist kind , beautiful, nurturing and loyal ?i can't suspend my sense of disbelief anymore it's too much
Courtney doesn’t take no for an answer
>>726051126Toxic unironically gives off sassy gay vibes.Now Thumbstick fucking Visi I can believe.
>>726051502kek
>>726047075a bitch coming from a dysfunctional upbringing discovering she can be her own and better person beause of love is one of the most kino tropes there is
>>726051552Whichever girl you like better, they're both used goodsHot blonde in her late twenties versus Punk Villain girl in her late twentiesThey've both got decent body counts
>>726051528Facial expressions sure did come a long way since Walking Dead
>>726051582So she's a rapist? got it
>>726051458just let the visifags have their fantasy world where the only woman to ever openly lust after them is pure and virginal just like they want
>>726051528This is why you're not getting paid this week, Robert. What are you going to do, go to HR?
>>726045979this. septum rings are a major red flag.
>>726051528Like she's actually fucking baffled but man who the fuck says no to high end sushi
>>726051354>Where does it say she was promiscuousDid you even play the game?All the crude jokes about "jizzing in the Mecha-man" suit, to "I can be anywhere" when in the bathroom", to the notion that she believed Robert wanted to fuck her after the movie. Then before the barfight she was making jokes about being loud (for sex), or "fingering assholes" (depending on your dialogue.A girl like that making open-sex quips, is the very definition of being a promicious "pick me girl" who's trying to get the attention of normie Robert....but she can't attract a guy any other way because she doesn't know how.Which is why she broke down in the locker room, flat out saying "She wished she could be Blazer"....
>>726051664>Oh no, i'm being raped by a woman>Don't suck my cock! AAAAAH! DON'T SUCK MY COCK!
>>726047434Not only would Mark be stronger and more level-headed, but he wouldn’t fall for Dinosaurus BA
>>726050924Flambae had bad history with MM back when he was a villain and MM cut his fingers off. First time was to hurt MM's pride and basically kick him while he was down. As far as he figured, without the mech MM was basically done. Second time was a mix of being lied to and Robert fucking with him multiple times since the bar incident (then finding out it was the same fucker who cut his fingers off and had a hand in the bar damage)
>>726051582Good.>>726051664Yes, and that's a good thing!
>>726051684>This is why you're not getting paid this week, Robert.I'm getting paid?! My salary still says "under review".
>first day>skipped all calls>All cutscenes say that I did amazing job and in closing credits it's written that I did better than 100% of all gamerslmao, they need to fix this shit.
>>726051582why are so many people getting their panties in a bunch over this? do they seethe about all the dark romantasy books women read where the average first sex scene starts as a rape scene but the girl decides she's into it?
>/v/ likes brown girls nowmake up your mind retards
>"I want Dispatch season 2">monkey paw curls>Mandy / Courtney dumps Robert offscreen>they get together instead
>>726050673It's worse than that for me, because a summary is just supposed to be a summary. If they want to do a 'well that just happened' tone in their story, fine, but summaries don't need tone or prose. They're summaries.
Courtney has good taste in music thoughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kD7cDeoUfghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qS5hcJldoKk
>>726051735I mean she's probably fucked but the over-use of sex jokes just comes across as her being a tryhard who wants to make people uncomfortable
>>726050924He also isn't missing those fingies in episode 1.
>>726051819>now
>>726051846is this what zoomers consider good music?
>>726051735>bro she's promiscious>while getting fucking flustered when Bob brings her popcorn and candy in the cinemaYou're coping very hard
>>726051735>but she can't attract a guy any other way because she doesn't know how.>Which is why she broke down in the locker room, flat out saying "She wished she could be Blazer"....
>>726047075First she’s sour. Then she’s sweet. Then she’s gone. (She’ll come back later to make more cute faces)
>>726051737>Sonar being sexually harassed in the officehttps://voca.ro/12PqZO86dyaj
>>726051846that first song is dogshit
>>726051863But he calls himself a superhero and is hanging out with the other pheonix gang peopleand they're in a hero barpretty sure he's a hero in that scene meaning his bust by MM already happenedHe could have gotten the fingers reattached or is using prosthesis
>>726051846that first one is shit, I don't get the appeal.Radio is based as fuck though, great tune.
>>726051593I could headcanon all the miles of cock mandy went through as an immortal 20 year old, she could have 2 centurues of "experience" for all you know. I don't though.Innocent until proven whorish
>>726051846>Mr. CleanHoly fuck THAT guy voiced Golem?
>>726051819>NowAnon, how long have you been on 4chan.
>>726045679Gothiccc mommyyy
>>726051090Was it E;R? He's such a tastelet. The only right choice he made was committing to BB.
>>726051986>>726051994Mean to post this one. First one is a shitpost song by Golem's VA.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLF5ZbaPfss
>>726051982
>>726052016yes most of the cast is dogshit
Would Prism let me call her a nigger in bed/.
>>726051090I did that too. Guy was inviting me politely and I was really curious.
>>726051982every single time I hear it
>>726051860>who wants to make people uncomfortableThat's the game with girls like that... a way to break normie men down, thinking if she makes enough blowjob jokes to a guy, the guy will actually get with her and get those blowjobs, which in a way vaildates her, but in a wrong way of just getting used.
>>726047434Robert is significantly more personable than Cecil's incompetent ass. There is no way Robert>Ruins his relationship with Mark by guilt tripping him over his father and Levy>Keeps Conquest alive and lies to Mark about it>Escalates the reanimen situation to the point of breaking his relationship with half the Guardians AND MarkRobert might even prevent Conquest's arrival by convincing Mark to lie to Anissa about wanting to work with the empire, something Cecil couldn't manage, but maybe Robert could.The question I'm wondering is, would Robert fall for Robot's bullshit?
>>726051846Those are shit, absolutely mogged by Mandy's theme >>726049317
>>726051960>i want people to look at mewhoever wrote this bitch is a fucking retard
>>726051960>Visi blows up his shitty suit>He gets comfy job, loads of friends, potential hot girlfriend, gifts, and a guy making him an even better personalized mecha for him>WHAT THE FUCK I CAN'T FORGIVE YOU!!!What the FUCK was Robert's problem?
>>726051982Who is doing this to him?
>>726052071>all those e-celebs
>>726047434I didn't watch past the first season
>>726052071Honestly I think they mostly did a good job with the exceptions of Sam Riegel (voice didn't fit), Alanah Pearce (filter helped cover it up a bit), and MoistCritikal.
>>726052132>Those are shitTypical BBfag with garbage taste. Radio is a top tier pop song.
>>726052147Courtney get off 4chan
>>726052201>Sam RiegelHe was in the game, what the fuck?
>>726052257look at the pic retard
>>726052201I feel like Malevola's filter made it even worse. You can't even hear some of her lines, the audio mixing is fucked
>>726052257Chapter 1 is barely a blip in most people's memories
you DID go with waterboy right?
>>726047812Left is way cuterGod my weaknesses is busty brunettes every time Coops VA is even cuter
>>726052147>>WHAT THE FUCK I CAN'T FORGIVE YOU!!!He didn't say this in my game though.
>>726051938>I'm not going to fuck you for buying me a bucket of corn"Remember?... it's not me coping. It's her, going straight to that notion that Robert was trying to woo her into fucking after the movie.Then Normie-Rober says "can't you be normal for one second"... proving he wasn't there for the sex, just good company.No cope... just that's is literally what goes through Visi's head when interacting with men... real grown up men, who she thinks is like every other shit-tier guy she hooked up with in the past... like Toxic (another fan theory).
>>726052334Of course not. My team is phenomenal. It paid off in chapter 8 too, with a much better Waterboy recruitment scene.
>>726051735Most of that seems more her being a product of her environment. You hang around villains and people who genuinely don't give a shit enough, you start swearing like a sailor and treating sex and rape like a joke.>>726052147Visi, I just sent you on a dispatch. Please get back to work.
>>726052335they're both ugly and walled
>>726052071>(((Goldstein)))ludokino>Marisha Reyi still think its funny she started playing a bunch of lesbian bulldykes after she got softly accused of being a chudette by laura bailey early in her CR appearances
>>726052201I was actually a bit impressed with Jacksepticeye. I hate the guy but he honestly did a decent job as Punch Up. MoistCritikal was just downright bad, he didn't even try.
>>726051582>You will be okay with invisible Courtney stroking your dick under your desk while Mandy’s giving you a briefing despite your pleas>You will be okay with Courtney “taking care of you” when you’ve got a broken leg (that she caused)>You will be okay with Courtney arranging a candle-lit dinner at your house despite the fact you have no idea how she found your new address>You will be okay with helping her throughout the pregnancy despite the second degree burn in your face (she didn’t mean to throw scalding hot coffee in your face)>You will be okay living in her backyard shed with a numpad that only she knows the password of (it’ll be just like that Brie Larson movie!)>You will be okay with helping her dig a grave on a New Mexico desert for BB’s corpse
>>726052334of course I went with Waterboywho else am I gonna make into my int main?
>>726052389>she's promiscuous>because she told Robert she wasn't going to be promiscuous over cornYou're so close anon
>>726052214You're as salty as the unkempt pits of that bitch on the cover
>>726052334His last minute recruitment scene in episode 8 is so much better than Phenomemans so it’s not the worst thing to not pick him
>>726051826>Dispatch S2 has you be dispatcher for all of the Life is Strange protagsWould be amazing in an awful way.
>>726052389Aren't you proving anon's point? She's NOT going to fuck him just because he went to the movies with her.
>>726052458>I hate the guyWhy, tho?
>>726051282It's kinda fucked that she prioritizes breaking up with Phenomaman in this random sushi bar over letting Robert get one good meal when he's so broke he can't even afford a new mattress to sleep on and his salary is minimum wage or less because of the suit repair
>>726052498>You're so close anonbetween the lines fellow anon... between them
>>726052201>MoistCritikal>>726052458>MoistCritikalHonestly what the fuck were they thinking? I got rid of Sonar as fast as I could.
>>726046831Would have been better than tattoo girl
>>726052542nta but probably because he's annoying as fuckwhy the fuck do you even care?are you underage?
>>726051990Except he's missing his fingies later on on Episode 5. The point I was trying to make is that most likely Episode 1 (which we know was developed first due to the deluxe edition) wasn't made with the plot point in mind that Robert cut off Flambae's fingers and had a pre-existing rivalry with him.
>>726052462Yes.
>>726052458I think MoistCritical was fine, they clearly wrote Sonar with him in mind.
>>726052580>Honestly what the fuck were they thinking?
>>726052542he's insufferable from the maybe 2-3 videos of him I've come across
>>726051812Because 4chan likes making rape jokes
>>726052540of all the scenarios running in her head, when Robert joined her in the theater... she explored the notion, that Robert just wanted to fuck her.I MEAN, FFS... she was masterbating in a wet-dream over Robert in the beginning of that episode from the very start... of course sex is on her mind over him, coupled with a shit-life of hers as a villain anyways, she probably did think Robert came to her to cum.
>>726052693I actually only found out about this game because of him.
>>726052580>Popular E-celeb>Will work for dirt cheap>Free publicityGoing for E-celebs for some of the cast made sense, and actually worked out well for the most part.
>>726052693might as well put TheRadBrad in your game too
>>726052326All the tutorial heroes show up for 1 call each during the finale, Sweettalker asks you to do a speech to boost the morale of trainees
>>726052693that's a retarded reason
Honestly they're fucking cute together
>>726052201I thought critikal actually did a good job, but it's because Sonar was effectively written to just have Charlie's personality. He was barely playing a character. They did the same thing for Malevola literally just being Alannah Pearce's tiefling OC but unlike him, Alannah Pearce is way more fucking annoying.Joel Haver absolutely knocked it out of the park as Waterboy.
>sorry I'm late team, long night >I fucked up getting the masturbation scene in hizashi and had to restart my save fileHow'd they get away with this?
I wish they had brought back the reporter that talked like he was from the 40s.
>>726050861
>>726052852they areso are Robert and Mandyyou honestly can't go wrong in this game with either one
>>726052646>>726052728I liked watching him in 2015, he seemed like a cool guy
>>726052786>and actually worked out well for the most parteh
>>726052852Can't wait for the comfy romance in S2
>>726052802I wouldn't even notice the guy is so inoffensive
I’m still not used with people calling him “MoistCr1tikal” instead of penguinz0 or just Cr1tikal.Charlie making a face reveal was a mistake; I wanna go back to Captain Pronin redubs and gameplays recorded with the shittiest mic known to man
>>726052750Use your brain, anon. She's an ex-criminal used to the scum and villainy of LA. She's used to degenerates like Toxic. Of course she's defensive. Why would you call her promiscuous for not being down to fuck.
>>726052928kill yourself
>>726051863He is though. Look closer.
>>726052334Of course I went with Waterchad, who else can put three kids into Prism?
>>726052953kek
>>726052852Yeah
>>726052953number go up obsession has rotted people's brains
What do the stats look like now? Last I checked the number of people who finished the romance with Invisigal was dropping pretty hard.
>>726052893A bunch of stuff never got brought back up again.Member Granny and how fucking suspicious it was for him to have too good security and a safe in the back that the whatever henchman was breaking into? Member how we speculated it was tied to the Astral Pulse?
>>726052893As an ESL I understood around nothing out of his question.
>>726051528Didn't make this choice but it's the funnier reaction by far. I think it's the most pissed BB gets at you in the whole game lol
>>726052456If you voiced in weebshit in the 90's and 00's, you go one of two ways: you were either always an insane cultist, or you have troll's remorse. Marisha Rey was no different.
>>726052518Is he level 1 if you pick him last? Seems like a waste
>>726053052Did the devs drop official ones for the final 2 episodes yet?
>>726052953What do you mean 'eh'? The game sold in a month what they thought it would sell in three years in the absolute best case scenario.
>>726053048that's some interesting cope but okay
>>726052985>Why would you call her promiscuous for not being down to fuck.Again, have you played the game?Episode 4, Visi's wet-dream?She was obviously DTF for Robert.
>>726035340She would turn invisible and fuck off to a place she can schlock
>>726050924The difference is that in E1 you're in a hero bar, and he's actually trying to rehab himself into the job. After you humiliate him he works for days (weeks?) with you while never knowing it. If you reveal it he's genuinely tilted because it appears to him as if you've been smugly demeaning him the entire time (which, honestly, Rob kind of does). Once he cools down he realizes there's more at stake here for him and apologizes in his own way.
>>726053048the point is to show the e-celeb additions did nothing
>>726053146The entire game takes half a day to play through from start to finish
>>726053052The stats are kind of pointless though because your data gets sent in again if you go to replay the game and make different choices.
>>726051863It's hard to tell in motion, but he is missing them.
>>726052953How'd they do it?Also remember TWD stats are from before Steam let you hide owned games so it's more accurate.
hearing a familiar e-celeb just takes me out of a game completely
>>726052953>Game sells ten times what they expected in the first monthEh?
>>726053112You can powerlevel him really fast with Invisigal. Day 8 is long.
>says it was a mistake to kiss you>tells Visi you kissed her even though she had all the time in the world to pull away>has a boyfriend>tells you to cheer him up after she breaks up with him>doesn't give a single indication anymore she's into you>downsizes your team even though they're going well for the first time>"bro we didn't know people would like Visi more lmao"
>>726053164You might genuinely be retarded if you think 'Being into Robert = Being into every man and wanting to fuck them"
How much does Robert make an hour?
>>726053218i repeat my previous statement
>>72605324012k is flop numbers now.
>>726052693That's a pretty good reason
>>726053292https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGcWHnV7E0o&t=2763sWhat was their fucking problem?
>now trying to pretend this flop was a success
>>726053112Considering all the missions with the “if you hit this you auto fail”, having someone weak to give small boosts can be helpful.
>>726053306He does it for free.
>>726053306nothingthey give him a housing allowance and build his suit
>>726053306He doesn't make anything, even by the end of the game he doesn't have a salary listed.Waterboy is getting paid, Robert is doing it for free
>>726053375Define flop
Joel Haver is the only good e-celeb they used, because he's actually talented.
>>726053441>>726052953
>>726053306he's getting his suit repairedthat's probably more than any salary he could hope to get
>>726053441
>>726053306Not nearly enough, but in LA 911 dispatchers make $49,389 a year on average.Which is absurdly low. I'd probably double it given he is working with superheroes.
>>726053164Yes. She's down to fuck Robert, not every two-bit criminal detritus in LA.Also, she's tsun.
>>726053375Had a better opening 2 weeks than any telltale release lol.
>>726053306He gets paid in invisismooches
>>72605330612-30 invisible kisses
>>726052542I just find him insufferable with his constant yelling and fake laughter. Maybe it's just his internet persona but he's still annoying.
>>726053476>Post picture of success
>>726052996I assume he's also less insufferable than you right now
My headcanon as to why Flambae is evil is because he dreamed of being a champion figure skater as a boy but kept melting the ice.
>>726053362God fucking damn it you can just tell they're going to nuke Visi's storyline in S2 as a knee-jerk reaction, FUCK
>>726052439You under estimate my gigathiccc milf fetishIf she's under 300lbs no fappyplappy!
>>726053515kek
>>726052953Considering this is a 10h game that you're not going to touch again once you're done, those numbers are deceptively huge.
>>726052334Yes. He is also objectively the correct choice
>>726053306>no DRMD-Denuvo sisters?
>>726053469jacksepticeye was passable, but he's kind of carried by being irish. irish people always sound funny no matter what and he was playing a goofy irish character.
>>726052389>>726051126>>726040528 >>726033870 >>726031443Whats up with this anon and his obsession with Visi fucking Toxic? Can you try being normal for once?
>>726053526>absurdly low>*caller audibly getting stabbed to death*>”Sir this line is for emergencies only”
>>726053306realistically he would have put 90% of it into the suit, which sdn is fixing at no cost to him, maybe 8% for beef's well-being, 2% for alcohol and renting that shitbox of an apartment.he brings beef in to work so other people feed and play with him, so cut out the middle man and just not pay him anything.
>>726053215Okay, now post a graph of the playercount of Dispatch without e-celeb voices, the version with Mark Hamill as Sonar
>>726053610>when announcing the game they brought out Laura Bailey with Aaron Paul>Visi's facial animation got like twice the amount of love as anyone else'sthey're fucking liars, they knew
>making the gay refugee from afghanistan a villaindamn, woke won't like this...
>>726053673BBjeets take all the ammunition they can get against our perfect WINNER wife
>>726046786I love Invisigal, Yennefer, Mileena and Juri Han, but I like Minthara more than Laezel
>>726052462
>>726052580Idk, I thought Sonar was ok. He's supposed to be an annoying nerd
>>726053673Nigga slander in waifu wars is the most common approach. Keep up!
>>726053278>Cut InvisigalA-ahah yeah that would've been helpful
Courtney more like CUTEney
>>726053116They did that on Tuesday for previous episodes
>>726053730honestly, i hope we get him being islamophobic in season 2
>>726053715oh so you mean the version that would have cost the nearly bankrupt company more money than they were able to pay?
>>726053715who would end up the grey delisle character? visi or malevola?
>>726053779Well, that's more of a you problem.
>>726053297Or maybe you're retarded because you're not making any sense.The argument is about Visi representing the validity of the Nose-Ring Theory. And it's proven in several moments in the scene. Being "Jaded from one's misplaced promiscuity" is an indictor... and you are saying what exactly? "that's not the case?"
Is Golem supposed to be stuck on returning?
>>726053887Actual schizoid rambling
>>726053772go steal me some more liquor
>>726045679So I'm doing my second playthrough and I noticed that Blonde Blazer reacts with surprise when Robert tells her his father died fighting ShroudHow the fuck did she not know how Mecha Man 2 died? We even see it recapped in a news report and she knows exactly who Robert isLot of little writing inconsistencies I'm notching the second time around
>>726052462BB Mandy and invisigirl are gonna fuck Robert At least that's the ending I gotIt's been a week and my cocks still hardNnn will be over for me sooon
>>726051126>Your waifu got fucked by toxic green cockYou mean literally me, Anon Anonymous?
>>726053796Invisicute!
>>726053820this universe has superpowers, both naturally occurring and man-made, plus confirmed alien life and other habitable planets. at that scale you lose out on petty shit like racism and phobias unless its to literal aliens fucking up earth (pman rampage, etc) or against superpowers existing in the first place.
>>726053763He was way too distracting for me and always broke my immersion when Charles started talking with his stuffed nose voice. Way too memey.
>>726053887
>>726053924after a point they quit returning since they stay out for longer deployments
>>726053673>Whats up with this anon and his obsession with Visi fucking Toxic? Can you try being normal for once?Visi was planting the bomb on Mecha-man, right?During that scene Toxic said "Get out of there BABE!"... was he talking to Robert (being sly using 'babe') or was he talking to Visi because she was in fact 'a babe', and possibly be "Toxic's babe"?
>>726051528>wow man why arent more players picking BBthey made her seem like a cunt in the start for no reason
>>726053854Grey as Mal. She's used to playing slutty characters.
>>726053934so you're a retard resorting to buzzword...show me your nose-ring, dyke.
>>726053924>>726054051There's a bug with dispatching where they just won't return.
>>726054070you don't have to be fucking someone (physical) to fuck with someone (mental) by being misogynistic towards them the way toxic interacts with her.
>>726051528Blazer is so level headed and normal all the time, those moments like this and when you turn her down in locker room and she reacts like that are so funny.
>>726054070You know for a character whose entire linguistic styling is someone who gets immediately overfamiliar with people, you sure take it seriously when its a woman.
>>726053854I'd argue Invisigal. She's familar playing roles where she can turn to the dark side.
>>726054006dude, hes a gay man from afghanistan. A nation that only recently droped to an incest rate of 30% due to a centuries old tradition slowly going out of style.They are definatly still homophobic, giving flambae a reason to go "Oh, i dont like islam"
>>726054070I think you're taking a single word of dialogue way too seriously. Especially coming from a flamboyant troll like Toxic.
>>726053673I mean there's a chance she did anon, she's a sexual person and was working with himshe doesn't seem the type to fuck random goons, only named heroes or villains wouldn't be shocked if she's fucked some of the people on the team at some point
>Instead they've always seen me how you see me right now...>Like I'm incapable of good Laura Bailey knocked it out of the park
>>726054168everything you post is completely made up, you need to be medicated that's no buzzword
We need a picture of Flambae praying towards Mecca in the style of those DBZ muslim images.
>>726053673We must be better men and not question what Visi did a year ago, a month ago, a week ago or yesterday
>>726054282Why are you so obsessed with Invisigal having sex with other men? You literally post this every thread.
>>726054305>Laura Bailey knocked it out of the parkShe literally always does. Even when she's handed dogshit material like TLOU2 she kills it.
>>726054070>the character is so on-the-nose his name is TOXIC>"what did he mean by calling Visi babe"ESLs are not sending their best
>>726054186Oh well that's gay. Guess I'll restart then.
>>726054252when you have superpowers you can literally go on a rampage against anyone without them, or with lesser ability, to force them past that outdated thought and scare the rest of the herd into compliance. he's a villain for a reason.
>>726054241oh shit I forgot all about HandmaidenI feel like Visi is actually a pretty similar character
>>726054318>Nose-Ring Theory confirmedFacts don't care about your feelings.
>>726054325Flambae is the strongest in the gym, but Flambae knows that the strongest thing you can do is to submit to Allah.
>>726054356I'm not that guy I just keep seeing people argue about this and it's weirdshe probably fucked some dudes. who cares. move on
>>726054325More like Flambae burning the Kaaba to ash for not letting him suck cock
>>726053730They love him though.
>bbjeet wakes up and starts cuckposting>thread goes to shit Like clockwork
>>726054282>>726054348Invisigal is a virgin and you literally can't prove me otherwise
>>726054070Reddit-spacing jeet detected
>>726047075A gypsy cursed my entire lineage to love tsunderes
>>726054498She certainly acts like one
>>726054506schizo
>>726054385to be a fly on the wall when she recorded the sex scene...
>>726051812twitterfags aren't people
I wouldn't mind a spinoff with him as the protag. Wouldn't have to be story-heavy, could just be a setup for S2.
>>726054325>>726054424>Flambae and Z-Team (after he convinced them to convert)
>>726054460>she probably fucked some dudes. who cares. move onSo did Mandy but for some reason that's never brought up. Hell her entire reason for breaking up with P man is because she wanted intimancy which he couldn't provide her.
>>726054498>Wanting to fuck Robert in the bathroom: A sign she's used goods, or a desperate plea from a Femcel? Our topic tonight, on the BoneZone
there are people alive that do NOT want the hot tomboy ex super villainess to kiss youthey have the same human rights as we do. they walk among us
>>726054498she talks about sex all the time and she's 27 years old bro she's fucked deal with it
>>726054404Very similar indeed but I don't know why it is she comes off more intolerable than the Handmaiden. I guess because she's more impulsive and her being a double agent just...I don't know.
What should Robert do here?
>>726051664Give it a rest, tranny.
This is the game's big bad?Embarrassing
>>726054663Rape her to redeem her
>>726054273Considering that Visi is the poster-child for "Nose-Ring Theory" in this argument, how do you know Toxic wasn't slapping that dong of his all over Visi, during her wild-child villain days?Saying "babe" is a pretty good indicator that she took that dick. But will be left open for Season 2 probably... just like Visi and Blazer's true relationship (as to why Blazer is so concerned for her development as a hero for SDN.... maybe they were "experimental college roommates" as broken lesbian that lead to Nose-Ring Theory tend to be)
>>726054649you also talk about sex 24/7, is 35yo and the only woman you ever hugged was your mom dude
>>726054606BB fans aren't weirdos who pretend their waifu is some tradwife virgin material
>>726054663>rape
>>726054684I refuse to believe the comics are canon.
>>726054716you're brown and the world doesn't need to hear your cuck fantasies
>muh "Nose Ring Theory"Does he not have any other arguments? He's been spamming this for literal fucking weeks now.
>>726054746All the comics are pretty good as supplementary material though, even if the art quality varies a lot
robert should have gotten a big wet kiss from waterboy when they both started at sdn and let it go on from there
>>726054719Robert was obsessed with his superhero persona and had no life. Courtney was out going to bars and running with villain crews and shit
>>726054794Keep confirming that Nose-Ring Theory.
https://youtu.be/Vj8XohxYkGcWhy is the Invisigal leitmotif so beautiful
>>726054716stop posting with your pants around your ankles bro
>Replay the game for screenshots of courtney>only 40 from the first two chaptersRookie numbers, I need more visi screentime
>>726054827The devs are cowards.
>>726054810he will continue for the entirety of season 2, too.bro's mad
>>726054572All the guy wants is a fistbump and to go a day without hearing Invisigirl moaning Robert’s name on the other side of the building
>>726054614During that scene she says >I'm doing that thing where I imagine myself with someone again..or something to that effect. Kind of implies she's never really pursued a relationship to me, idk. The real slut here is robert since when talking to Pman in the parking lot he can talk about how he drank himself unconscious (with mescal, which is funny) the last time he had a breakup. Shame on him for not being faithful to visi
>>726054810Severe schizophrenics that never get banned probably make up a good 20-30% of posts on /v/.
>>726054719BTFO
>>726052742>They can taste the rainbow in jail>What do you mean? Like sucking cock?What did Mandy mean by this? If you fail the final segment against Sonar she also lets him go to prison saying>After all the beta talk, let him go to prison for a few months. We'll see how much of an alpha he isAgain, implying prison rape
>>726054614She talks big game but when it comes to the thick of it she turns invisible and runs awayI rest my case
>>726054851
>>726054851literally RE saferoom-tiervery comfy
>>726054810Because it's true, despite your shit-tier coping mechanisms
>Dispatch song is remixed for the final battleDas it man
>>726054572Spinoff where SDN dispatching responsibilities are outsourced to a sweatshop in Delhi that scams grandmas on the side
>>726054614The purity of our waifus is sacred
>>726054851I saw someone write that it has the same comfy energy as Tifa's theme and I agree
can someone deliver a torrent link
>>726054905One of the most annoying things with Blazer is that she has full saviour complex when it comes to Robert and Visi, but abandons Sonar and Coupe too easily
>>726054746What do you mean?Shroud getting completely mogged by Roberts father is completely in character for his bitch lying ass
>>726054403You keep forgetting afghanis would also have superheroes, who could beat him. Now what do you think would happen to a gay man trying to force Muslims to accept homosexuals after losing, in a Muslim nation?
>>726054829robert literally talks about a breakup he had when comforting p-man in the parking lot scene
>>726054943It's almost like the game about super heroes and super villains flying around with super powers is fictionCrazy right, that something thats not based in reality doesn't adhere to the same rules.
>>726055032She also abandons Visi at the first sight of real trouble
>>726054572The bloody palace mode could be playing as him and his team
>>726055032>abandons Sonar and Coupe too easilythey helped shroud blow up half the city
>>726055202earlier in the game when you have to pick one to cut, before that happens
>>726054572with included bath salts mechanic
>>726054663>You know what? Fuck you, InvisiBITCH. I've spent months in a coma because of you? Can you imagine how many people I could have saved if you didn't put me out of commission? I can't believe I've bought you 86 dollars worth of popcorn and sour patch kids. Fuck you and fuck everything you stand for. Now get out of my fucking life, unless you want to stay around to drown my dog or something, you evil, irredeemable hoe.>Ahem. Sorry, sometimes you have to shake the tree to see what falls out. Want to go to the movie again? I'm paying.
>>726054014yeah it really took me out of the game
>>726054851It sounds like something from Blade Runner 2049 unironically https://youtu.be/ipGNuFXubL8?si=gcpUQdvssv5jtV6y&t=196
>>726055202Because she abandoned them earlier when she demanded one fired
>>726055202That was afterwards
>>726048573Malevamommy WILL dommy mommy Waterboy. Also, Flambae just being a himbro.
>>726055130>bloody benchod bitch mode
>>726055095didn't happen you're literally making shit up
>>726055301>season 2 forces you to cut either prism or malevola after malevola tried to cuck prism, causing a fight between them.
>>726055324>UMM ROBERT, I FEEL LIKE WE NEED TO CUT VISI NOW, BECAUSE WE CUT PEOPLE FOR LESS (AT MY URGING)Sure, didn't happen
>>726055324She tells you to cut her
>>726054663>HOES DEPRESSED
>>726055445>>726055426what happened before that?Oh wait I remember she tried to get chase killed because of her selfishness
Visifags trying not to cope with their decision CHALLENGER IMPOSSIBLE
>>726050474I love face masks like that, they're so erotic it's unreal
>>726055094You can't be this retarded.Did you drop out of school? Didn't attend basic English? Failed to turn in a book report assignment or a character study on Romeo and Juliet... because you're pretty fuckin' obvious, flailing on this board like a typical raging dyke when they see the phrase "Nose-Ring Theory" on 4chan like this.
>>726055576>she tried to get chase killed
>even the big bad is named after an e-celeb
>>726055586>BBjeets trying not to cope over being absolutely blown the fuck outWill never happen. Enjoy your AI art
>>726054552Cut it out, Liam
>>726055586What would i need to cope with?
>>726055716Kek
>>726054482He squats four plates. I haven't been able to do that since I turned 30. Dude's a beast.
>>726055840I don't go to the gym so I'm a brainlet when it comes to lifting. How hard is that?
>>726055716Great comic.
>>726055973It was an anon yesterday not me, but I agree
Watching a streamer play and completely neglect to use Invisigal for anything even when paired with other people and actually dumb as fuck and not realizing synergy is a thing despite them forcing it on you with Coop/Punch Up made me realize how people failed to get good Invisigal.
>>726055972It's fucking hard. Trained athlete can expect to squat three for reps. Four plates is 405lbs, that shit is elite. Or for powerbloater midgets like myself when I was younger. These days I barely deadlift 4pl8s.
>>726055716cute and canon
>>726055972Depends on the weight of the plates. Average dude with no training can squat around their body weight.
>>726056160Watching streamers play this game is annoying. They complain that choices don't matter then later when a choice they made comes back to bite them they get upset. The game isn't high art but they're just being obtuse about it
>>726056160Game is easy enough synergies aren't really needed until the final Dispatch and even then BB bails you out anyways.
>>726056210>>726056282Thanks for the info. I really need to hit the gym.
>>726056354You have to have Invisigal succeed to some level in regular dispatches to have her be good at the end.
>>726055576>she tried to get chase killedKEK
>>726054572>Hell yeah bro, you sound ok as fuck.
>>726055716I like both girls, but I'm glad I'm a BBfag in that I don't have to rationalize any of the decisions Mandy makes. Meanwhile, that Thumbstick thing is something Visifriends just have to cope with.
>>726055130>bloody
>>726056436Proofs?
>>726055586>CHALLENGER IMPOSSIBLEsaar...
>You make your own destiny>Where did you get that from, Kung-Fu Panda?>Lion King.>Boomer>I think it was in Trolls 2, also.I love Robert and Visi's interactions man
The ending seemed rushed. Why the fuck would anyone care about a morbidly obese dog to the point of complying to Shroud's demands? It's so painfully obvious that Mandy was supposed to be the hostage, but the fags backed out at the last moment
>>726056676dumb zoomer bitch
>>726056754Holy crap, stop taking everything so seriously. It's a silly concept for a game that takes place in a heightened reality. Did the leprechaun running around punching dicks not tip you off?
>>726056754>Why the fuck would anyone care about a morbidly obese dog to the point of complying to Shroud's demands?cuz it's a puppers
>>726056754Most people aren't brownoid muzzshits
>>726056838Why are you so upset?
>>726056754Millenial Californian writers.
>>726056754>The ending seemed rushedbecause it wasthe budget for this game was very small
>>726056160Also, upgraded Visi can double XP rewards, incredibly useful skill, especially if you will take Waterboy into the team and he needs fast xp to be useful. It makes things much easier and because of synergy with Golem it lets you train him incredibly fast to basically solo most of the game alone.
>>726056284https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nTwBF7dM7g&list=RD3nTwBF7dM7g&start_radio=1
>>726056559Dev said it on discord. Surely someone here has the screenshot
>>726056979Is it really that useful? Don't they all cap out at level 10 anyway? I'm pretty sure I leveled them all up to that by like chapter 7.
>>726056931she made fun of my favorite movie
>>726056754I still dont even understand how Shroud got beef. He was left with Chase who just got the amulet. There's 0% chance he abandons the dog he's spent the whole game fawning over. Shroud and his goons were fighting the entire time. It would make SO MUCH MORE sense for Mandy to be the hostage, and the drama would be much better too. NARRATIVELY Courtney saving BB would also be so much more satisfying
>>726056979I'd agree if there wasn't a level cap and I spent most of episode 7 and all of episode 8 maxed out and getting no XP lol>>726057041Yeah and my Dad works at Ad Hoc.
>>726056754>Why the fuck would anyone care about a morbidly obese dog to the point of complying to Shroud's demands?It was enough that Robert cared. It was the only thing he had apart from Mecha Maning for a long time. If anyone would try to make a move, Robert himself would stop them.
