Post your dropsJust got this from a mob what are its effects?
+2 magic+2 penisdrunk debuff for 20 secondschinese status effect
>>726046590chinese status nullifies penis stats, what a rip
>>726046313That thing is made from armadillo foreskin it gives you the bad ending if you drink it
>>726046938Anon that's not what the penis modifier means
>>726046313dont drink this your penis becomes evil
>>726046313is it magical... penis wine or magical penis... wine
>>726047087
>Using an item has a chance to roll a random encounterFuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>726047410>Item doesn't have any more quest purposes but is still being traded for a high price because it's no longer obtainable
>>726047149>>726046313
>>726047746is that some of that african alcohol they're trying to ban over there
>>726046313
>>726048661genuine wtf am i looking at? did someone tape a buncha rocks to a helmet to make it look like bowser's shell or something?
>>726047410>retarded russian makes a cement mold, calls it something else, then sells it for a bunch of jew bucks.>just wants money for more vodkaRussia. I kneel.
>>726048812the red things are shotgun shellsthe little holes all over are where the buckshot hityou can figure out the rest
>>726049112fair enough, i guessif you want to be 100% sure that you'd die instantly, that'd do iti wonder if there was even anything left of his head above the jaw
I don't have a penis, what happens if I drink it?
>>726049364You think the penis magic does something to YOUR penis? Oh no, I'm afraid you're mistakenThe penis comes to you
>>726049364you grow oneit will be a chinese penis though
>>726049364You regrow the one you cut off.
>>726049112wait... he taped shotgun shells to his helmet? and then, what, had someone shoot them?wtf is going on and how could you possibly glean this from just an image, there has to be a story to this
>>726046313They kill tigers to make dumb shit like this don't they
>>726049569Ah, I see the newfags finally made it to page 2 of the board and found this thread
>>726049653Realistically probably not, it's more likely just cheap watered down wine with a fancy label
>>726049497>Summon Spectral Penis familiarexcellent, my enemies are doomed>>726049543>Become futa>but it's a micropenisa fate worse than death
>>726049573He basically shoved his head inside a sea mine, the pointy bits are the strikers and then he just ran into a wall or smth is my guess.
>>726049573are you developmentally challenged
>>726050035>excellent, my enemies are doomedDon't you mean coomed
>>726050243That seems overly complicated.
>>726050270yes, possiblybut that aside, i just wanna understand
>>726047410Shit AoE, encumbers your movement, damage over time and crowd control potential is way too low compared to basic melee weapons.
>>726047410Fake.RBMK reactors don't explode.
>>726050383>>726050243
>>726050749that doesn't look like a sea mine to me, they're not typically made out of glue and plastic and filled with shotgun shells
>>726047746>>726048201What's so bad about it? It's only 35%?
>>726049573He built a helmet with multiple shotgun shells aimed inward with strikers electronically wired to the room's light switch. Then sat in a chair in the room in the dark. When his mother came in, she flipped the light switch and he got what he wanted.
>>726051386I'm gonna need a source on that, sounds mental, not impossible but unlikely and I won't believe it till I learn where you got that info
>>726050914God dam you're to retarded to deserve answers. Stop talking
>>726051490https://listverse.com/2017/04/13/top-10-bizarre-suicides-that-will-horrify-you/The Suicide by Homemade Shotgun Helmet one
i dont even bother looting, im farming exp till max level first
>>726051376Sachets of alcohol are a common thing in some African countries, particularly NigeriaUsually it's really shit local alcohol with some whiskey flavoringThe issue is that these things are really popular and easy to buy in bulk, smuggle anywhere, and potentially sell to kids, and they have a big problem over there with alcoholism and people causing problems as a resultSo really TLDR it's not the booze itself that's the issue, it's a culture that can't handle it not being permitted to have it in such an accessible form
>>726051813https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TP0abZdRXg
>>726051730that's fucked but also unbelievably geniusthe man knew exactly what he wanted to accomplish
>>726047410Repurposed fingerbox.
>>726052130I thought the filename describing it as "autistic" was attempting to use that word to mean "stupid"I didn't realize they actually meant "clever as all fuck"True autism, true dedication in everything even in death
>>726051813Is the fish dead after this?
>>726054109yesworks on every fish except for dolphins and whales
>>726050035>>Become futa>>but it's a micropenis>a fate worse than deathNothing wrong with micropenis futa. You wouldn't be a man so it's not like it ruins you the same way.
>>726047087What if my penis already is?
>>726047410>$2800Not great, not terrible.
>>726054420What's that heat coin thing? Is it using magnetism to heat up the food? or is it straight up some radioactive shit?
DUDE ALCOHOL>I drink it every dayYes.
>>726050435neither did chernobyl
>>726046313Yes, this is a real product. From the same company that produced the infamous gallon jug of Black Booster whisky.
>>726054915>There's no way that's- HOLY SHIT IT IS, IT'S THE SAME LABEL
>>726054863kek genuinely what the hell are you upset about>>726055024>>726054915they also made this beauthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XehwSM9n_Ko
>>726055024They also make a gin that for some reason has Wesley Snipes on the label
>>726054812It's a joke
>>726055107>kek genuinely what the hell are you upset aboutFive bucks says he's a pothead, I recognize the talking points he's trying to UNO reverse at us>DUDE>I drink it everydayDefo someone who got cannabis psychosis, they all got a weird stick up their ass against alcohol because that's always the thing they compare their addiction toSource: Know too many weeddicts
>>726054613Yes but I actually want to USE the penis in a sex-crazed raping spree like in my naughty japanese picture bookskind of hard to when it's the size of my pinky tip
>>726055158Ooooh I love this... Look at the amateurish editing, the weird definition inconsistency, the strange no reason smoke emanating from a glass of ice cold drink in a brightly lit room because they presumably saw it in other ads and just decided to do the sameI can't tell if this is a case of soulless corporate no-give-a-fuckery, or someone passionately doing their best
>>726046313SIMPLY~HAVING~A MAGICAL PENIS WINE
>>726055496Anon, with enough dedication everything is possibleThere is ancient Chinese proverbYou put penis in life, or life put penis in youGo, be fighting!
>>726046313obviously your mouth will be magically filled with penis while you drink it
>>726055670You're right, senseiI will go forth and sow my seedI will surely not instant loss immediately and be stripped, tied up and lewdly punished for my transgressions for a fortnight
>>726055907why do i need magic for that? i already accomplish that
>>726051915Man, niggers ruin everything. It's actually an impressive feat
>>726054613>>726055496>>726055670>>726055954Take this cringe shit to the discord
>>726056263nigger you better shut up or join the ERP
>>726055496consider the following: pregnant virgins
>>726056583alright God, calm down now
>>726049364Tits. Now.
>>726055107>when it cuts to the sign
AAAAAAAAAAAA I DROPPED IT! HALP!
>>726055351suddenly, skeletons everywhere
>>726057404did he die
>>726057875he didn't cease to bee
>>726058187Hold still
>>726047087I'm already sold, you don't have to convince me.
>>726054352>made_in_abyss.mp4
>game lore is delivered via audio logs
>>726058187>>726058338Kek
>>726046313>magibal benis?
>>726047410How would you even prove it was from that?
>>726054812>>726055193but it would be radioactive or limited chemical reaction
>>726055024>>726061483if I started a liquor business I would definitely be one of the companies making cheap garbage to profit from alcoholicsseems like easy money
>>726062196I mean, personally I would like to make high quality liquor that tastes good But then again I have passion and integrity and don't live in Sierra Leone
>>726062313first you make the super profitable garbage liquorthen you use that money to start a second company that makes the good stuffit's a win/win for everyone
>>726063012it doesn't hurt them :)
>>726063012for what purposethis can't be for scientific research, it looks too industrial
>>726051813>STFU FISH
>>726062902I'd like to see their ingredient list but I bet this is some minor thing like a colorant or gelatin being derived from crustaceans
>>726063106horse crab blood is very useful in medicine or something
>>726054352That is sick. I wish we lived at bottom of sea and shit like this went down all the time above our heads, and sometimes we'd have to run from them.
>>72604870750% accuracy increase with sub-machine guns 25 % damage increese at melee combat >Side effectUser has a 13% of going aggro during dialogue
>>726063479>the hood>accuracy increasekek
>>726048707bonus to sneak attack rolls and intimidation
>>726063106mana potions
>>726048661>Each projection of the helmet contained a hollow metal tube fitted with a nail positioned near the primer of a shotgun shell. The nails were wired together using makeshift wiring, believed to be made from coat hangers, which connected to an arc welder intended to provide the electrical charge needed to fire the shells. The entire structure was encased in a fiberglass and epoxy shell to maintain its integrity during the blast and to contain the aftermath.>The design included a backup fail-safe system. The top projection of the helmet had a rubber tubing mechanism that could manually trigger a shell. The nail could be pulled back and released, creating tension in the tubing and causing it to strike the primer, ensuring the shell fired even if the electrical system failed.>The placement of the shells showed a detailed understanding of anatomy. Three were positioned at the front of the helmet, where the skull is thickest, while others were arranged to maximize penetration through brain tissue. Some shells fired directly into the helmet’s interior, leaving visible exit holes, while others were aimed to avoid penetrating the outer surface.Jesus Christ
>>726065347and people think demons aren't real
>>726066772Anon he's a genius
>>726063106that's how blue food coloring is made
>>726055107Africans have a lot of charm when they're not engaging in various forms of senseless violence
>>726069471what even i that
>>726069551a soundboard
>>726062902300% daily dose of saturated fats too
>>726049112that isnt a shotgun shell you dumb nogger retard holy fuck
>>726050350If there's any time to make extra sure something will work it's when you're killing yourselfif your life already sucks imagine how much it'll suck if you end up retarded or crippled
