Why does this scare 4chan so much?
>>726053696I fear cube shaped objects
>>726053696It doesn't have to be scary.
it's black
Because normalfags think whatever they're obligated to think, and 4chan is just contrarian normalfags, normalfags with extra stepsNormal normalfags go>Thing everyone approves of? GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT LO-o h it's unpopular now? i-I ALWAYS HATED IT!4chan tourist normalfags go>Things everyone approves of? HATE IT HATE IT HATE IT HATE IT HATE IT HA-actually it was good all along, now that the dust has settled, I always loved it
>>726053696because they know its better than the dogshit they have rn
>>726053696So glad they gave it a gigantic heatsinkHope its whisper quiet and can play Stalker 2
>>726053696I want one
>>726053696They have a fear of technology and this magic cube appears alien to them
>>726053696because it will fix console gaming.
I'm going to completely withhold judgment until I see how it performs in actual game benchmarks
>>726053696It's the new thing and /v/ just defaults to shitting on everything as a personality
I just hope its easy to port all my non-steam stuff on my deck over especially all my decky plugin stuff
I'm a linux fag and generally i'm interested but the price will decide in the end
>>726053696They could still fuck everything up by charging too much
More and more I am really excited for this. I want to really get into Linux with the benfit of the SteamOS. I am more interested in it as a PC, but I want to play Crusader Kings 3 for once without it blowing up my shitty laptop.
The fact it's targeted as a pc rather than a console makes me think it's gonna cost around 800-900 dollars. I will still buy it because I had a good time with the deck but I don't think it's gonna win over consolefags
>>726053696... a... pc...?
>>726054902going by the comments left on https://www.protondb.com/app/1158310 it looks like the native code is also kinda spaghetti code so don't expect exceptional performances
>>726053696>599 or underhardware of the year>anything above thatpointless dogshit
>"It's just sitting there">"MENACINGLY!"
>>726053696>scareYou mean 4chan is more likely to be critical of this cube and Valve compared to Redditoids who'll downvote and flip out at you for not showering Valve and Gabe with nonstop praise?
>>726056983HOW could this be cheaper/same as the Steam Deck when it's 6 times more powerful? This I really do not understand.
>>726053791Fuck off dbrand
>>726053696i'm a clumsy doofus and if i fall over and bonk my head on the corner that would hurt soo much
>>726053696only the faggot loving tranny part of 4chan and random console morons (huge overlap between them btw)
>>726053696ITT: OP creates a narrative in his head
>>726057825The components and engineering of a mobile device are inherently more complex and costly
>>726054254>no exclusives>Digital dependency>No physical options>Only focus on hardware and features>hardware and features are nothing to write home about>features already peaked long ago and only kept adding moot as time passed>It's actually a very poor man's PC>fix console gamingThe only way to fix console gaming is ditching graphicwhore memes and multiplats enforcing exclusives and sustainable software development cycles. Basically, learn from Nintendo lol
>>726058502>mobile device are inherently more complex and costly>mobileshit has been manufcatured with ease for a decade and cheapdoubt.jpg
>>726058502You act as if steam deck is iPhone size. Its a 2lb cinderblock thats larger than the steam machine
>>726053696>>726054228/v/ be like:
>>726058830Only phones, which are ARM and can't really run PC gamesUMPCs are really expensive if you want something with good performance
>>726053696looking forward to the melties when the price is announced
>>726058731>no exclusivesonly every PC exclusivebut regardless, exclusives are a cancerous practice and I'm glad it's almost dead
>>726053696valve losers are anticipating the colossal flop
>>726053696IT’S BLACK!
>>726053696what did he meant by this?
>>726060226>only every PC exclusiveIE, a bunch of old shit you can play on something you already own. Modern PC exclusives are usually some form of dead multiplayer/early access garbage.
>>726060790>Modern PC exclusives are usually some form of dead multiplayer/early access garbage.As opposed to the FOTM exclusives consoles get like Ghost of Yotei, Spiderman and Donkey Kong Bananza?
because it's going to be $1300
>>726053696it doesn't?
>>726053791D brand may have been the sole reason I buy this, so long as steam isn't retarded and sells the steam machine at $1000 >>726057910Fuck you, D brand did what steam should have did with the steam machine.
>>7260536964chan is a bunch of chuds that doesn't respect transpeople
>>726053696>No DVD driveHow am I supposed to get my games into the thing?
I really can't imagine it going for these lowball prices like 500. Half the point of announcing it without a price is to get people invested in it so when it's a bit more than they're expecting they buy anyway.
>>726053696Because 4chan is 99% corporate advertising Bots and it always has been. Since most of their advertising and shilling has to do with being a part of certain ecosystems, this pisses them off because it's an exit from all of those ecosystems.Graphics cards, AI bullshit, console wars, etc. Corporations fear what they cannot control and turn a profit off of.
>>726061396>as opposed to actual video gamesYes that was his point
>>726058830Find me a phone as powerful as a steamdeck for cheap please
>>726061891Why is the tranny the only one in the trailer that looks unhappy?
>>726057825how is it hard to understand that larger systems with no power constraints are more powerful than handhelds that run off batteries? the Wii was a billion times more powerful than the DS that doesnt mean it costed 1000 dollars.
Because 4chan is inherently pessimistic and contrarian. It does not matter what it is, the prevailing opinion will always be the opposite of what the mainstream is. >Best thing ever according to the overwhelming majority of the public? It blows>Game that bombs for "non-woke" reasons?Hidden gem and people didnt see the potentialIve seen one guy spam RE4 threads because Leon can walk around and reload a gun. He claims that this singular mechanic destroys the game. >Zelda movieIn the same thread, people were bitching that Zelda was wearing a botw blue shirt. Later in the thread, someone posted link in green. The thread opinion 180s away from "botw sucks" to something about old link sucking? Idk its kinda fucking stupid. The best part is, you just get called a jeet or a tranny when you point it out kek
>>726060226>only every PC exclusivePC doesn't even has backwards compat with itsel anymore.
>>726066914Good thing that Linux has better backwards compatibility than Windows nowadays
>>726053696>8gig vram>expansion hdd over usbi just pity suckers buying it
>>726053696Brazillians wasted their life savings on the Steam Deck only for there to be something better than the Steam Deck.You bet your ass day 1 poors will be asking "How do I run Nintendo games on this?"
>>726064117Why would I need to bother with a steamdeck at all if I have an iPhone that does everything better?
>>726067873Don't try to make like Linux is anything remotely big in comparison to Windows. Thing is worthless unless you like to be alone in the corner as user.
I hope everyone buys it so pc component prices drop
I thought trannies were supposed to be good at 2D video games
>>726060656
>>726053696they are mad they bought a 4090 for $1500 and they haven't used it to it's max potential because all they do is play vampire survivors
>>726053791This will be used exclusively by femboys, just watchit will become synonomous with femboys
>>726074478>This will be used exclusively by femboys, just watchthere has never been a more easy bet than this.
>>726054580if its more than 600 it's doa
>>726054963wouldnt be the first time
>>726069772lol no, they're good at making them.
You mistake mockery for fear, did you fear the Ouya or mock it?
>>726053696it cute
Because we all know its not going to be a reasonable price like $450 or something.If their margins are so razor thin they can't make it sub $500, why even make it in the first place?
>>726053696'ubes on 'ube
>>726074478What does it say about me if I make mine look like a Frankenturret?
the second i get my hands on this thing im gonna coat it with my cum
>>726053696I just wanna know who theyre trying to market to?Anyone else would just get a similar pc or laptop in performance for their living room right?
>>726068954holy fuck, learn english
>>726068571does steamos even ship with bazaar or any other flathub client that lets you directly download a switch emulator and retroarch?
>>726076619You will never be woman
>>726076541console refugees intimidated by windows and toaster users
>>726053696Ok, finally bored enough to acknowledge this things existence. qrd? Who is this even for? It won't be more bang for the buck than a self build. Is it for console gamers?
>>726053696snoytendie better men board.
>>726053696because the black cube is the symbol of the demiurge of saturn and valve making an idol in its image is truly worrying
>>726077229It should come with the orangebox games
I already have a PC so why would I need this
>>726077159>Who is this even for?All those people who bought Steam Decks>>726077264It will come with HL3 and Portal 3Left 3 Dead never ever
>>726077159>those ram prices/v/ros...
>>726063753That as well as Browns. Literally they will always buy trash, defend garbage, and then say "WELL AT LEAST THIS GARBAGE IS NOT AS GARBAGE AS MY GARBAGE". By the end of the day they can only fool so many people for so long until they just decide to not take the bait anymore. >>726077159It's basically for Console Gamers who hate the current Nintendo/Xbox/Playstation paradigm of closed systems, constant ads, constantly awful soulless UI's and censorship. Yes Valve has it's problems but at least you can still use Desktop mode and buy from any store like GOG, JAST, DLSITE,Mangagamer etc.
>>726077159NTA, but I'm also a PCfag, and one thing I really like about consoles is not having upgrade anxiety anymore like you do with PC.Also, the ease of selling it all as a package instead of part-by-part when it's time to upgrade is nice.I'd also love to have a smaller form-factor case. I have picrel, and it's still obnoxious IMO.My PC is 3x as potent as the gabecube, and I'm still considering getting one.
my 3080ti draws enough power to run 10 of these
>>726077761this woman is attractive and i want to cum!
>>726069772These are dykes not trannies, meaning they are real women and therefore bad at video games
Hardware stagnation isn't a good thing.It will be like 600$ and be weaker than a base PS5. The 7 years old 2080ti is about 70% faster.
>>726053696cool 3d printed Gabe Cube.it doesn't scare me, I just don't need one, my Intel 12900k and RTX 3070 are better than it, for now.Order of priority isFrame,Controller,Gabe Cube,Deck
>>726077761I mostly use a razer laptop (4080) because because I travel for work and still like to have options. Pretty much resigned to the fact I'll be buying a 3k$ laptop every 4-5 years which is fine, I hand the old ones down to family. Razers tend to be whisper quiet compared to anything of similar size/power which is worth the premium. (to me at least)I could see it being used as a party box I guess, like the way many people use their switch.
>>726076701The one on the Deck does, so.. probably.
>>726060507Somehow I don’t think this one will stab you in the back while riding the bus, anon.
It would be barely an upgrade to my PC from 2018. I have already upgraded since then so it is just garbage now.
>>726053791>we want the Funky pop audience
>>726053696>4K 60 FPS "Capable"**Upscaled from 540p with FSR blur and input delay generation enabled
>>726053696Because this completely kills the "PC gaming in the living room is such a hassle" excuse, which was one of the few remaining common excuses for console-onlys to not step out of their comfort zone.
>>726082296That excuse still exists with gabecube
